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  • Oh... oh my god.

    what is this?

    After the first "Whats a gay dad to do?" I was like please, no more! After watching this my eyes are sad.

  • this is the most stupid video i have seen...the video maker and who posted the video all r asshole..

  • im a citizen i work i pay my taxes i love 2 females and i wanna marry them both can you change the meaning of marriage for me why should i have to marry one person and both of them are cool with it so why cant we all get married. Love is not wrong right so will the gays march with us as me and my two girlfriends fight to get married in America the land of our birth????

  • The looks kinda dumb . . . "dads, im bleeding from my privates." Oh, come on. A girl would probably know what is happening when something like that occurs.

  • there's a lot of butthurt comments up in this thrad

  • dis is sooooooooo silly. nt even funny..bt stupid

  • yuck why wud u want to stick a dick in your ass ill

  • STOP MAKING JOKES god get a fucking life and now your bothering emos what the fuck is wrong with being different!

  • this SUX !!!!

  • this is stupid

  • WTF this is so fucking stuipd

  • this was stupid and ignorant and pathetic it was not funny in the slightest and i have no idea what would possess you to make rubbish like this and post it on the internet.. you are pathetic

  • This isn't really even funny.

  • They are normal people, too!

    Don´t make jokes about them, they are people as you.

  • Did it ever occur to the author of this video that that girl's gay parents would care enough about her to learn about these things ahead of time?

  • This was horribly tasteless. Not funny in the slightest.

  • i know

  • lol the last one was hilarious idk y

  • im christian & go to church every sunday

    &i have tons of gay friends

    i dont understand why some christians believe there is anything wrong with homosexuality

    i honestly dont even know what the argument against it is.

    how would it make sense that someone who loves and forgives everyone, no matter what they have done, hate or condemn someone for a simple matter of sexual orientation?

    why would god even bother to care about something so insignificant?

    anyway, ppl are born gay, so it's god's doing

  • ya they do seem like akward moments for any parents, but the first one would probably be the most difficult and akward for gay male parents...lol

  • i think the last one would be the hardest to explain to an adolecent... total FML moment =]

  • this is so messed up

  • the bible contadicts itself, TERRIBLY. "we should love our neighbors" yet in lectivus is says gays should b stoned to death. so we can love gays while were stoning them? :) AND back then, they needed the population growth, so gay would stop that.

  • I hope this was meant lightly, and that you don't seriously see gay people in this light. If you do, I'm seriously horrified.

  • this is terrible. i'm not being hypersensitive, i just plain think the portrayal of the parents in this video is atrocious.

  • haha cute.

  • hahha very funny.

    I like the religion part:]

  • u guys it was just a vidio y make a big fuss anyway just believe ur beliefes and be done with it

  • "Dad's, I'm bleeding from my privates..."

    "What do we do Gregory?"

    "I don't know, get her a napkin or something."

    hahahahahahaha

    I don't know if this was SUPPOSED to be funny, but it was. lol

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  • ok all of you people need to get over it. it clearly says in the bible that homosexuality is a sin. believe what you like but i'm going to stick with the truth, i have nothing against gay people, one of my friends is gay and i have no problem with him. and for whoever said christians are "dumb" yeah you won't be thinking we're dumb after your death and you're burning in hell. you are being very judgemental towards christians.

  • That was really really horrible. But it did make me very happy .DD

  • Lol, this was funny. It wasn't supposed to be taken seriously, it's just a funny skit. I liked the ending. "We're sorry, we're not going to see you there." xDD

  • This was gay.

  • haha tht was ironic

  • if it says that in the bible or not it doesnt matter. rather ur gay or not its ur choice not anyone elses

  • It's not a choice....

  • Oooh, that last one was wrong.

    No, that was bad.

  • why are you people getting so worked up about the end? its not like heaven or hell are real, lol

    and most stupid christians think that gays go to hell any way so w/e

  • I'm christian and I think homosexuals have the right to go to heaven and get married.

    Because I believe if your in love you should have the right to have that spiritual bound.

  • that why i sayd "most stupid christians think that" you are not a stupid christian.

    ^-^ have a good day

  • !!!!!!!!!! omg i dnt no u but i luv u!!!

    lol jk

    but lik i think the same thing and i lost my best frnd bc of it and iv been yelled at and shund and stuff....its stupid.

  • you are not a true christian than

  • Good, I hate that damn religion anyway!

    I've only been to mass like 3 times, I don't know a single prayer, never read the bible, I believe in gay marriage and pro choice. I'm only saying I'm chistian cause my parents think I'm going through some phase or something. But they arn't good christians either. So idk why they care.

  • haha at least you went to mass i have never been to church ever and im christian and i belive people should be able to marry who they wanna marry

  • lol they wouldnt go to hell if they were gay they would go to hell if they were not christians.

  • ok, this was funny. BUT the last part went a little far. this could have been better

  • honestly, the last part was my favourite. Seeing as the bible says all homosexuals should be killed, it's rather appropriate and funny. Because well, I have a sense of humor. Surprising, I know.

  • Have you read the bible?

    Im currently looking at my students addition bible, and under the heading of 'Homosexuality' it says that its a common error the bible doesn't approve of gays.

  • That might be the problem, it being a "student" edition. In the book Leviticus, Chapter 20, paragraph 13, it says that homosexuals should be killed. Although later, apparently this was "revoked" however I still believe it to be one of the major flaws of the religion. As for me reading the entire Bible, no. But I understand it more than most people do who have read it multiple times. I look at things with an open mind. And I don't judge those who believe in God at all.

  • That was funny until the last part. That is wrong.

  • That last part was way too far.

  • That's not funny.

  • horrible video.

  • the last part is horseshit way the fuck to far i was so not laghting as a matter of fact NOBODY was laghting at ur rude ass gay jokes racial asswhipes

  • whats that song they keep playing?

  • Somewhere Over the Rainbow by some Hawaiian guy.

  • his name is israel kamakawiwo'ole

    AKA Braddah Iz

  • man, that last part.....that was horrible. too far dude

  • yeah i totally agree

  • HAHAHAHA! give her a napkin or sumtin lmao :P

  • this is funny because it sucks so much!

  • omg dat place where u bleed. dat sounds awful!!!!

  • Meh. Not funny.

  • I agree with you gay dads or moms arent that stupid in parenting this isnt a good video to me sorry

  • woah. i can't believe they used over the rainbow by israel kamakawiwo'ole.

  • why does this only have 3 tars? this was funnny!

  • omg. the first half was funny.

    but damn i take bake my five star rating, who the hell are you to judge who goes to heaven and who goes to hell.

    fuck yourselves for real

  • kay its not really that they r saying that gays go to hell our society says so. im not saying that its right, im just saying that they are making fun of the fact that, that is how some ppl think and yes that is really sad that ppl can be so ignorant.

  • Gays don't go to hell. Hell is for children.

  • BTW, similar to how these homo men have no clue what to do here, you lesbians will have NO CLUE about a boy as he reaches puberty.

    Reading a book does NOT equal a parent who has personally dealt with the physical/mental changes.

    Furthermore, boys and girls are VERY different at that age. You will likely traumatize any kids you get your hands on.

    A civil war will break out before the USA turns into Canada. Guaranteed.

  • This just isn't that clever or funny...

  • GOD! everybody shut up with the arguing!!

  • whats a gay dad to do? get rid of the faggot and find a nice woman. if they have to have anal then find a woman that would do anal. stupid little faggots.

  • Yup.

  • The gays get OFFENDED at this..

    But it's the 100% God's honest TRUTH!!!

    Our middle daughter started her period recently and it made me realize that without her MOM to explain it to her, it would be tough for a MAN who has NEVER experienced Puberty and/or Menstruation as a girl!

    There is NO substitute for a MOM, there is NO substitute for a DAD.

    Anyone who believes a same sex couple can replace a MOTHER and a FATHER is a fool!

  • "Our middle daughter started her period recently and it made me realize that without her MOM to explain it to her, it would be tough for a MAN who has NEVER experienced Puberty and/or Menstruation as a girl"

    Anyone who reads a book on menstruating could help girls come to understand what is happening with them. It's called knowledge, and knowledge isn't gender specific.

    "There is NO substitute for a MOM, there is NO substitute for a DAD"

    Thousands of gay families prove you wrong.

  • Funny!

    Reading a BOOK and a Mother who actually FELT these emotions are not even CLOSE to being the same.

    THOUSANDS of gay families is also a LIE!

    There are probably a HANDFUL across the country.

    Unless you counted kids who live with a MOM and a DAD but one of them also has perverse gay sex. THAT is not a gay family.

    Or divorced parents and one is now gay. THAT is not a gay family, if the kid still has both parents available. Just one of them is PERVERSE!

    More LIES!

  • "Reading a BOOK and a Mother who actually FELT these emotions are not even CLOSE to being the same"

    Sweetie, if a male doctor who read a book, could more proficiently tell me about my menstruations, then you can do so as well with a little knowledge. It's not a secret that period time sucks for most women and that it tends to give a girl cramps.

    "THOUSANDS of gay families is also a LIE"

    No it's not.

  • You've DERAILED!

    If you THINK a man reading a book can sit with a daughter in this situation and feel sympathy like a MOTHER would, you are totally ignorant and you are wasting your time debating with a Superior Intellect.

    BTW. I'm a parent many times over.

    How are YOUR kids doing?

  • "If you THINK a man reading a book can sit with a daughter in this situation and feel sympathy like a MOTHER would, you are totally ignorant and you are wasting your time debating with a Superior Intellect."

    HAHAHA superior intellect? You're the one who thinks fathers can not be as sympathetic as mothers when it comes to periods. You obviously haven't met my father.

    "BTW. I'm a parent many times over"

    And you still don't have a clue.

    "How are YOUR kids doing"

    I don't have kids.

  • Exactly.

    I was a single father of a toddler girl.

    You're not going to bullsh*t me.

    Common sense alone will tell you that a child needs a MOTHER and a FATHER!

    Single parents exist. They exist a LOT! But the child does miss out on the missing parent.

    Anyone who doesn't realize that is a fool, or a liar with an agenda.

    Which are YOU?

    BTW. Sex between two men or so different than a man having sex with a goat/dog/horse/donkey.

    Some people really LOVE their animals.

    Equal Perversion to NATURAL sex

  • "You're not going to bullsh*t me."

    You've already bullshitted yourself, and made yourself inferior to women when it comes to having sympathy and understanding for girls and their periods.

    "Common sense alone will tell you that a child needs a MOTHER and a FATHER"

    No it doesn't, but bigoted sense would.

    "But the child does miss out on the missing parent. "

    Ah! You've said it. Missing 'PARENT'. Gender of the parents don't matter, as the evidence states.

  • "Which are YOU"

    Neither since unlike you I've actually researched this stuff, and talked to children of parents who are gay and of parents who are straight, to see that there is no difference b/w them.

    " Sex between two men or so different than a man having sex with a goat/dog/horse/donkey."

    You can say the same thing about sex b/w a man and woman and sex b/w a man and his dog.

    "Some people really LOVE their animals."

    That's nice, but without consent, there can be no consensual sex.

  • "You can say the same thing about sex b/w a man and woman and sex b/w a man and his dog."

    Like HELL you can!!!

    Man + Woman = NATURAL

    Man + his Dog = PERVERSE (UNNATURAL)

    Man = Man = Perverse (Totally Unnatural)

    I love how you can't stick with facts. Because the TRUTH actually points to one thing. Homosexuality is UNNATURAL.

    That's why you require LIES brainwash people.

    Don't even bother any further. My Logic is impeccable. My Truth irrefutable. My Intellect, superior.

  • "Man + Woman = NATURAL

    Man + his Dog = PERVERSE (UNNATURAL)

    Man = Man = Perverse (Totally Unnatural)"

    Now, the man and dog thing, may be a tad unnatural, because it's interspecies sex, but my problem with zoophilia is the lack of consent from the animal.

    However a consenting adult having consensual sex with another consenting adult of the same gender, is JUST as natural as Man boning a woman and 75% of the time leaving her unsatisfied.

  • "having consensual sex with another consenting adult of the same gender, is JUST as natural as Man boning a woman"

    You are mentally retarded if you believe that!

    Just as Natural?

    Oh, breaking blood vessels in the anus and working the feces into the open wounds is somehow the same as NATURAL sex in a naturally lubricated Vagina?

    Hey, how do YOU have sex? Really!

    Certainly you are not inserting YOUR sex organ into another woman! HA!

  • "You are mentally retarded if you believe that"

    Yeah, just because you say it, it must automatically be true. Not.

    "breaking blood vessels in the anus and working the feces into the open wounds is somehow the same as NATURAL sex"

    I've never met one gay male couple that 'broke' anything while having anal sex, nor have they fucked in feces. There are men who tear women's vagina by roughly penetrating them, and some who have sex while a woman's on her period.

  • "NATURAL sex in a naturally lubricated Vagina"

    A lot of the times vaginas are not lubricated enough, and that is how tears, burns, and itching can occur. The anus while it may sweat a little needs lubrication. Thanks to human ingenuity, the anus can be lubricated well enough for safe anal sex.

    "Hey, how do YOU have sex? Really"

    I won't have sex until I'm married.

    "Certainly you are not inserting YOUR sex organ into another woman"

    Why would I need to, to properly have sex with her?

  • BTW, I told my wife what you said about any man picking up a BOOK to read and replacing a MOTHER when a daughter needs someone to talk to about her menstrual cycle.

    Evidently my wife didn't realize there were women this ignorant to believe such a thing!

  • Are you saying that penetration is the only real sex? And that if there's no penetration then there's no sex being had? Hmm, again, that must be why 75% of women who have sex with men cannot even have an orgasm nor be sexually satisfied... because of your so called 'natural sex'. Now that's funny lol.

    "Evidently my wife didn't realize there were women this ignorant to believe such a thing"

    If your wife is as close minded and dumb as her husband, then I'll take that as a compliment.

  • "Because the TRUTH actually points to one thing. Homosexuality is UNNATURAL"

    Except you've presented NO facts to prove this claim. If something naturally exist within nature, then chances are it's natural. If something naturally exist within human nature, then chances are it's natural. Even though being gay is natural, the whole natural unnatural argument is a fallacy to begin with, since marriage is not natural, and neither is monogamy; yet we promote those things. Your debate fails dear.

  • "Except you've presented NO facts to prove this claim."

    That's because you refuse to acknowledge what I'm telling you when I compare a naturally self lubricated vagina is DESIGNED for intercourse from a penis where as the anus is clearly NOT!

    No amount of artificial lubricant or a condom will prevent the damage that DOES happen inside an anus subjected to intercourse.

    The anus was designed EXIT ONLY!

    Have you had sexual intercourse with the opposite sex? And if so, how old were you?

  • "a naturally self lubricated vagina is DESIGNED for intercourse from a penis where as the anus is clearly NOT"

    Hmm, that must be why the male anus has G-spot in it. So that when feces was pushed out, the man can have an orgasmic experience!

    "No amount of artificial lubricant or a condom will prevent the damage that DOES happen inside an anus subjected to intercourse."

    There is no damage to an anus during sex, if nothing is forced before one can take it. The same thing as with a vagina.

  • Anal sex is PERVERSE. There is no excuses to get away form that.

    And it creates infection and most likely STD's.

    You are a woman, and you've NEVER had sexual intercourse if you haven't been with a man.

    Fists, and objects don't count as a SEX organ inside YOUR sex organ.

    You just have PERVERSE sex.

    Keep that sh*t in the closet. Don't ask for marriage. And certainly don't ask for adoption.

  • "Anal sex is PERVERSE."

    Prove it?

    "And it creates infection and most likely STD's"

    No it doesn't. Forced sex of any kind or uncleanliness can cause infections, and unsafe sex can cause STD's.

    " and you've NEVER had sexual intercourse if you haven't been with a man"

    Sorry hun, I've never had sexual intercourse with anyone, and if I decide to have sexual intercourse with a woman, then that will be sexual intercourse. It's not defined by gender idiot. It's defined by the action.

  • "Fists, and objects don't count as a SEX organ inside YOUR sex organ."

    There will never be a 'fist' in me first of all, and even if it were or a dildo, or finger instead, that would be sexual intercourse, because sexual intercourse is anything that involves sexual penetration.

    "Don't ask for marriage"

    I'm not asking, I'm demanding, and I WILL have it.

    "And certainly don't ask for adoption."

    I'm actually going to adopt 12 kids. What are you going to do to stop me?

  • NOPE! You're having intercourse with an object. NOT a sex organ.

    So how can it be sexual intercourse?

    And if the USA dares to turn into Canada with the perverse marriage laws, adoption, etc, there WILL be a Civil War.

    The 2% of the population that are GAY will go back into the closet and forget all about marriage. Possibly go live in whatever Liberal state is left after we divide this country.

    The 50% of the 98% of the otherwise NORMAL folk that were brainwashed will also wake up!

  • "NOPE! You're having intercourse with an object. NOT a sex organ."

    A human finger isn't an object, and even if it was an object, it's still sexual intercourse. Nothing you say will ever change that.

    "So how can it be sexual intercourse"

    Sexual intercourse: sexual contact between individuals involving penetration. That's how it can be sexual intercourse.

    "And if the USA dares to turn into Canada with the perverse marriage laws, adoption, etc, there WILL be a Civil War"

    PROVE IT?

  • "The 2% of the population that are GAY "

    The statistics of LGBT consumers alone equals to 5% of the population. You're a liar.

    " Possibly go live in whatever Liberal state is left after we divide this country."

    You speak of treason. You're no true American. Perhaps Iran would be more to your taste?

    "The 52% of the 90% of the otherwise NORMAL folk that were brainwashed will also wake up"

    I fixed your statistics, and yes, soon the homophobic majority will wake up and gain their brain back.

  • I like how homosexuals try to say that their PERVERSE behavior is "just as natural" as straight sex.

    Yet, you can't reproduce and you don't even want to ADMIT that you can't reproduce because you are NOT having TRUE Sexual Intercourse!!!!

    Gay sex is no worse than sex between humans and animals.

    That is a FACT!

  • "Yet, you can't reproduce"

    Reproduction is neither a dictation of what's natural or what is equal as far as relationships and sex goes. Otherwise you're saying that fertile heterosexual rape, incest, and pedophilia that have reproductive capabilities are good and equal to consensual breeding. Perhaps you hold that view?

    "NOT having TRUE Sexual Intercourse"

    Oh but we are.

    "Gay sex is no worse than sex between humans and animals"

    Gay sex is also no worse than sex b/w a man and a woman.

  • "That is a FACT"

    Where's your scientific source that proves this then?

  • To prove what?

    That fisting females or that perverse anal sex isn't REAL sexual intercourse and can't reproduce?

    There's nothing like having my woman orgasm once before I penetrate her, and then multiple times during SEXUAL INTERCOURSE.

    And then me waiting for he to have another orgasm as I have mine at the same time.

    ONLY a Penis into a Vagina can experience that!

    But you wouldn't know with fake PERVERSE sex!

  • "or that perverse anal sex isn't REAL sexual intercourse and can't reproduce?"

    Prove that reproduction proves that a certain sexual act isn't natural.

    Prove that anal sex is a perversion in the first place.

    Prove that anal sex isn't 'real' sexual intercourse, by providing SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE THAT SAYS THAT PENIS/VAGINAL SEX IS THE ONLY REAL SEXUAL INTERCOURSE. And then prove the definition of sexual intercourse wrong. I need scientific data for all of your 'proofs'.

  • "There's nothing like having my woman orgasm once before I penetrate her, and then multiple times during SEXUAL INTERCOURSE."

    I very much doubt that happens. Not that I'm saying it doesn't happen to heterosexual couples or anything, but not often. Or at least that's what women claim.

    "ONLY a Penis into a Vagina can experience that"

    Millions of heterosexuals couples (who are not satisfied), and millions of homosexual couples (who tend to be more satisfied on average), prove you wrong.

  • Yeah, women UNDER 20 years old! Which are MOST of the lesbians on youtube!

    Kids and lesbians who have never HAD intercourse. Like you.

    believe me, there is NOTHING like a woman on your penis and feeling her vagina contract on you as she has an orgasm. And then holding out until she goes again makes it AWESOME!!!!!

    Also, younger men, boys, have little control of when they have their orgasm. At my age I allow it to happen WHEN I want it to.

  • ...

    A 20 yr old boy (and younger) TYPICALLY has to keep stopping during sex to prevent from premature ejaculation. FACT!

    A 20 yr old woman TYPICALLY is just able to have orgasms during intercourse, and they still take a while.

    That's why sex gets BETTER for a couple who are 30+ years old.

    FACT!

    My wife actually goes off like a rocket. 2 orgasms minimum. Sometimes I lose count. I think it's not fair sometimes.

    But MEN on MEN don't experience that.

    Women on Women don't experience that.

    FACT!

  • "A 20 yr old woman TYPICALLY is just able to have orgasms during intercourse, and they still take a while."

    And women who go beyond this age, 75% of the time can't reach an orgasm with their male partner. Why is that?

    "That's why sex gets BETTER for a couple who are 30+ years old"

    Apparently women in that age group are having issues to, since that's when they start craving more and more sex.

    "But MEN on MEN don't experience that."

    They experience more.

  • "here is NOTHING like a woman on your penis and feeling her vagina contract on you as she has an orgasm. And then holding out until she goes again makes it AWESOME"

    I think Gay men would beg to differ. To THEM there's nothing like feeling a guy around their penis. Hell to any kind of man, there's nothing like feeling something squeezing his penis. But a penis' pleasure doesn't even begin to measure to a vagina's pleasure, and it doesn't even begin to bring a vagina to that pleasure.

  • Sorry man, but the fact is that there are more nerves in my clitoris alone then your penis and balls put together. Most women need clitoral stimulation to achieve an orgasm. On average, women who have sex with men tend to be less satisfied, then women who have sex with women. If your view of what's the real sex, is in fact real sex, then why are 75% of women who have sex with men unsatisfied? Why can't they reach that orgasm?

  • "then why are 75% of women who have sex with men unsatisfied? Why can't they reach that orgasm? "

    Ignorance must be bliss for homos!

    If you said 75% of women under TWENTY YEARS OLD, I'd say that sounds right.!

    However, adult woman 25 and older do have orgasms with intercourse, women over 30 have them easily as well as multiple. It is RARE for a woman over 30 to NOT have orgasms from intercourse.

    Listen to women calling in to Dr Drew Pinsky.

  • "Women on Women don't experience that."

    Yeah, they experience A HELL OF A LOT MORE!

    Fact, a woman could probably pleasure your wife with their hands tied behind their back more efficiently then you. Me thinks you protest too much.

  • I think not.

    I can pleasure a WOMAN with my hands or orally as good as ANY woman. Then I have the bonus of being able to have SEXUAL INTERCOURSE with a woman, which a woman can NOT get from another woman. EVER.

    As I said, You have NEVER had a sex organ inside you having simultaneous orgasms.

    YOU are the one missing out.

  • You see, straight people can do MORE than gay people.

    The two sex organs interact. Gays can not do that. And we can reproduce a child from the TWO of us. Gays can NOT.

    Until a child can be produced from a same sex couple 9which is NEVER), don't even bother with your LIES. That's all you have and you're NOT going to win against a superior intellect!

  • You're dealing with a Peter Pan hitting mid-life at 80mph. It's no wonder he needs to compensate for his waning sense of manhood. What is a wonder is how willfully ignorant he chooses to remain in the areas of sexuality, and how comically obvious his attempts at overcompensation are.

  • Like I said.

    When two men or two women can create a child TOGETHER, like a man and a woman can, THEN you can say it's natural. until then, give it up.

    It's a dirty perverse version of TRUE sex and attraction. Equal to sex with animals.

  • I've never had sex with animals so I'll have to take your word on that. "TRUE" sex again, eh? Once again, overcompensating. Tell me, do you ever debate same-sex marriage issues with heterosexuals? There are plenty on youtube who hold an opposite position to you. Or would take not feed your oh-so obvious need to reaffirm your manhood?

  • Overcompensating? Is that a similar Grenade to the "Homophobe' or "Bigot" Grenades you throw when you have no logic/common sense to stand on?

    Yes, I just debated with a 16 yr old NON gay girl who is brainwashed.

    50% of the people I know in real life thing gay sex is perverse. But they have NO CLUE about the tricks and the gay agenda.

    The tricky laws you pass to allow homosexual teachings in Kindergarten, the hate crime laws to prohibit opposition and thus make freedom of speech one sided.

  • ... And my manhood is PERFECT with nature.

    Got 3 kids to prove it.

    And guess what?

    My wife had to explain menstrual cycle to the middle one not long ago when she started.

    Two gay men raising a child, absolutely disgusting! The same goes for two women.

    Good luck making a baby with the like sex. It will never work!

  • Wow, debating a 16-year-old girl ... and you're proud you think you won, lol?  You're more insecure than I realized.

  • What you think is moot. YOU were not there, so shut it.

    It wasn't really a debate like I have with you fools.

    O merely explained some things to her as if she was a friend's daughter.

    And what's your problem stalker?

    Running out of distractions of your perverse nature?

    I jump on my PC here several times throughout the day. But I laugh about this ignorance as I am not the pervert who can't make a natural family.

    I see my wife and kids and wonder how anyone is so ignorant to go AGAINST nature.

  • "YOU are the one missing out."

    I haven't been penetrated, and I STILL probably have had more orgasms then you. That's the beauty of having a clitoris, and I'm pretty sure most say that a orgasm that stems from clitoral stimulation is greater then an orgasm that stems from penetration. Especially penetr

  • Young girl, as I've said before the clit orgasm is TYPICALLY the only way for a YOUNG woman to even have an orgasm.

    However, once woman age, become more comfortable with their mate, etc, they begin to have orgasms during intercourse with a man.

    At one point, the orgasm during intercourse is FAR BETTER than just clitoral orgasms.

    That IS fact, I know because I'll work a woman really good and all they want is me inside them. My wife is in her mid 30's. She has multiple orgasms from intercourse.

  • I've also listened to over 10 years worth of Love Line episodes to know what issues other young girls have. in the REAL world.

    Many girls under 20 call in frustrated that they don't have an orgasm during intercourse. However most do during clit stimulation.

    Dr Drew Pinsky explains that this is NORMAL for young women. Not older women.

    As far as men go,m a boy can barely contain himself long enough to pleasure a woman at all. By time they are my age they are in full control of themselves...

  • ... and in control of the woman who they are having TRUE sexual intercourse with.

    You have never been with the opposite sex.

    You actually have no clue. A dildo or a fist is NOT the same as the opposite sex organ that could be having simultaneous reactions.

    You are indeed MISSING OUT.

  • "You have never been with the opposite sex."

    And I never will.

    "You actually have no clue. A dildo or a fist is NOT the same as the opposite sex organ that could be having simultaneous reactions"

    I never said a dildo or a fist was a penis. I'm saying that by the definition of sexual intercourse, a dildo/vagina, fist or finger/vagina, and a penis/anus, etc are all TRUE forms of sexual intercourse. And women who have sex with women are more satisfied then women who have sex with men.

  • "You are indeed MISSING OUT"

    No, I'm definitely not missing out feeling violated and raped by an appendage that does nothing for me; that's attached to a gender that does nothing for me. If I decide to have sex, I'll get a real women to do the job. Men having sex with 'me', is inferior to women having sex with me, because I only like women.

  • Well you are seriously CONFUSED girl, but still, you ARE missing out.

    Missing out on the ONLY way for two people to use their sex organs TOGETHER in unison. (What two women do is NOT the same).

    You are missing out on Marriage (to allow same sex is an abomination to marriage).

    And you will miss out on Family. No same sex couple can have a child or a REAL family. To adopt or get a donor is just a FAKE family.

  • "No same sex couple can have a child or a REAL family"

    G4, haven't you said that physical abuse (spanking etc) is an acceptable form of parenting?

    G4, isn't it true on your Alldixr4chix profile that you had Child Protective Services (CPS) visit you?

    G4, didn't you say your oldest daughter is from your first marriage (I'll assume by divorce, correct me if I'm wrong) ... ? Wouldn't that make your current wife a "fake" mother by your logic?

    I look forward to your response. Thank you.

  • Hey Troll...

    "haven't you said that physical abuse (spanking etc) is an acceptable form of parenting?"

    I said in THIS account that CPS has visited me. All it takes is someone calling them because they heard something they didn't like. i.e. at school in this case some Liberal scum called.

    If you DARE to say spanking is bad, I'll crush you with LOGIC. So don't go there. The LACK of Spanking has caused our current problems with children.

    CPS tucked their tail when they tangoed with me.

  • ...Yes, my oldest is form the first marriage. however, she doesn't have a MAN pretending to be her Mother!

    My current wife IS her mother. But I would NEVER say a step mom is as good as a real mom. But it's the next best thing.

    As I've said as well. But you choose to take my comments out of context.

    in order of good to bad:

    Natural Parents

    Step Parent

    Single Parent

    No Parents

  • ...At the very bottom would be same sex parents, except their not a parent since it's IMPOSSIBLE for two men to take the role of a mom or two woman replacing the role of a dad.

    You can NOT refute those FACTS.

    Yet you still like to debate with futile lies and/or distractions.

    Clearly you are stalking/trolling my account to know my discussion on the criminals known as CPS. Of course being gay, you depend on them for a chance at a child being STOLEN from another otherwise natural family. Sick!

  • HOW possibly could I troll or stalk your account? Please tell me the mechanics how that would be possible with your account -- go ahead. If not, then you're just trying to song & dance away from the absurd comments you make.

    And you hit me up, I never posted to your comments, troll.

    You done puffing up your manhood with your lies and cheap tactics yet?

  • Hey abuser,

    Are you as proud that you 'tangoed' with CPS as you are that you learned a 16-year-old girl today?

    No reply from you on your current wife ... who, by your OWN logic from a few posts past, is a "fake" mother to the daughter from your first marriage. Are you recanting your claim then that an adoptive parent is a "fake" ?

  • "Well you are seriously CONFUSED girl, but still, you ARE missing out"

    I'm a woman, and I'm not confused, and I'm definitely not missing out as far as men are concerned. But apparently heterosexual women who are sexually active are missing out.

    "Missing out on the ONLY way for two people to use their sex organs TOGETHER in unison"

    That's not true.

  • I'm not missing out on marriage, because I'm not getting married anytime soon. I have this funny feeling, that when I am ready to get married in 6 years or so, marriage will be legal in an overwhelmingly large amount of U.S states. I will have legal marriage, and I will have my wife.

    "And you will miss out on Family"

    No I won't. I'll have my wife, my kids, my pets, my ranch, my land, my family, MY LIFE!

  • "She has multiple orgasms from intercourse."

    That's one woman. 75% of hetero females are unsatisfied and cannot orgasm during sexual penetration with a man.

    "I've also listened to over 10 years worth of Love Line episodes to know what issues other young girls have. in the REAL world."

    And I've listened to statistics, and apparently women of all ages are having and have always had problems being satisfied and achieving orgasms through penis/vaginal sex.

  • "Many girls under 20 call in frustrated that they don't have an orgasm during intercourse. However most do during clit stimulation.

    Dr Drew Pinsky explains that this is NORMAL for young women. Not older women. "

    That would be nice, IF ONLY WOMEN THIS AGE REPORTED HAVING THIS PROBLEM! THAT ISN'T THE CASE.

    "and in control of the woman who they are having TRUE sexual intercourse with"

    'True' sexual intercourse that 75% of the time leaves a woman unsatisfied and orgasm-less.

  • "Young girl, as I've said before the clit orgasm is TYPICALLY the only way for a YOUNG woman to even have an orgasm."

    No, it's typically the only way most women of any age range can reach an orgasm. There are still 40 year old women, who have been having sex, whose bf/husband still hasn't given them their first orgasm. It's kind of sad.

    "once woman age, become more comfortable with their mate"

    More younger women are comfortable with their males mates, then older women. Contradiction.

  • " they begin to have orgasms during intercourse with a man."

    Nope, sorry that's just not what most women report.

    "At one point, the orgasm during intercourse is FAR BETTER than just clitoral orgasms."

    Again, that's just not what women are saying.

    "That IS fac"

    Lol no it's not.

    " I know because I'll work a woman really good and all they want is me inside them."

    I doubt that as well.

  • fuzzyprism, the man thinks his 'manhood' is based on having sex, and having children. He obviously thinks that the millions of men who have several children, but yet do nothing to raise or help those children, are the 'manliest' that society has to offer. Oh, and those Men who have sex with tons and tons of women, free of obligation as well.

  • biggtk, it's such textbook overcompensation. Why would a grown man feel the need to post hundreds of times in one day, day after day, about his reproductive and sexual ability? He's not worthy of engagement and certainly not in your league which is you spanked the pants off of him. Probably why he had to go find a 16-year-old girl to "learn" next.

  • Yeah, I was wondering about that too. Why would a 'grown man', boast about his 'sex life' that NONE of us can confirm or even give a damn about, to complete strangers on the net? It's very weird in a pedophile kind of way lol.

  • yep -- you were on target with the "methinks he doth protest too much" argument. This is all about puffing up his waning manlihood by belittling tactics. If he truly believed otherwise, he'd engage the many heterosexual people who post in support of same-sex marriage. Of course, that would mean he couldn't pull the tired "I have penis-vagina intercourse and you don't" argument. Which would abolish the ego-driven dribble he chugs out.

  • Shush chick. belittling?

    That be like a drug user getting offended I don't agree with drug use and expecting me to not object to his PUBLIC acts of PEER PRESSURE to get more to embrace the perversion.

    Or people having sex with animals. Which is in the same degree of an abomination as sex with the like sex.

    Aside from your perverse behavior, we are no different.

  • "What two women do is NOT the same"

    It doesn't matter if it's the same. Just because something is different doesn't mean it's inferior. And since women who have sex with women are more satisfied then women who have sex with men, I'd say that it DEFINITELY isn't inferior.

    "You are missing out on Marriage (to allow same sex is an abomination to marriage)."

    Right, but to allow 50% of marriages to end in divorce legally isn't. Right, old man.

  • "No same sex couple can have a child"

    Same sex couples give birth to children all the time. Just not through sexually reproduction with each other.

    "or a REAL family"

    You're not qualified for such decisions. Sorry.

    " adopt or get a donor is just a FAKE family"

    Right, so adopted kids will NEVER have real families, since for any family to adopt that kid, would constitute a fake family? Well, you are an idiot, and so you would have an idiot's brain capacity.

  • As I said, same sex couple can NOT have a child, together.

    Saying that they can have a DONOR or a HOST is moot.

    i.e. Wanda Sykes says she had a baby with her wife Alex. Wrong, Alex had a baby. Wanda has zero ties to this child.

    It's a FAKE family. An abomination.

    Adopted kids who are adopted by a NORMAL couple who are the MOTHER and FATHER roles are not as good as both natural parents, but at least they do serve BOTH true roles.

    Your lies can;t bail you out of this one.

  • "As I said, same sex couple can NOT have a child, together."

    That's not what you said. You said and same sex couple can't have a child or a family. So now I can call you a liar. I can't wait for child services to take your children away from you.

    "aying that they can have a DONOR or a HOST is moot"

    No it's not.

    "Wrong, Alex had a baby. Wanda has zero ties to this child. "

    Except that she's the child's second mother and caretaker. I'd say those are pretty big ties.

  • "It's a FAKE family. An abomination"

    If it was a fake family, then it wouldn't exist, and yet it does. You're an abomination, and soon your children will be put in proper homes.

    "Adopted kids who are adopted by a NORMAL couple who are the MOTHER and FATHER roles"

    The only roles are parent roles. Gender doesn't matter. And same sex couples ARE normal couples.

    "are not as good as both natural parents"

    Apparently their better then the natural parents, since one pair abandoned their kids.

  • "but at least they do serve BOTH true roles."

    There's only one true role, and that is the role of parent. The adoptive parents ARE the parents of their adopted kids. But according to you an adoptive kid could never truly have a real home. Which is bullshit of course, but you are mentally ill.

    "Your lies can;t"

    You can't even prove I'm lying alldixr4chix lol. You're a waste of space and time, and your children should be taken away from you. I'm done with this debate, since you lack a brain.

  • I couldn't of said it any better myself.

  • Wait, G4 is alldixforchix?

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOMA­OLMAOLMAO!

    I've been debating with that looser this whole time?

  • "Wait, G4 is alldixforchix?

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOMA OLMAOLMAO!

    I've been debating with that looser this whole time? "

    Yep... see, not worthy of your attention. Perhaps you saw his video where he tries to teach his 2-year old daughter phrases like "butt pirate" at Wal-Mart? Or stuffs his fat face with In-n-Out food as he graphically explains anal sex? Guess he does see value in spanking after youtube yanked his earlier accounts and learned to "tone it down."

  • No I haven't seen his video, but I read some of his 'comments' on other people's videos, and I got to say that the man probably isn't too right in the head. Hopefully they take his children away from him, and place them with relatives who actually have minds that are based on planet earth.

  • Actually, pervert.

    The other account is still open. I actually haven't thought to check the messages there.

    Reasons for new account.

    1) I was lowering myself to the level of the PERVERSE by using vulgar language and the sarcastic name wasn't taken seriously.

    2) I was making great new friends like Krazie316 and the likes and I prefer their company than yours.

    When I get off my pc, I already have my successful family here. I don't need LIES to justify perversion, as i am one WITH nature.

  • AllDixR4Chix = suspended.

    AllDixR4Chix1 = suspended.

    AllDixR4Chix3 = suspended.

    AllDixR4Chix4 = suspended.

    AllDixR4Chix5 = suspended.

    So what, kudos on keeping #6 from not being suspended? Idiot.

  • Good job for trolling efforts.

    they were suspended for posting a video of engine parts as describing male and female anatomy.

    I think once flagged, the liberal youtube mods saw the screen name and didn't make a fair decision. Also, why I don't stoop to the level of the perverse.

    You know I rarely call out an individual. I'm talking about the perverse behavior life style.

    It is no better than humans having sex with animals, however. Disgusting, and against nature.

  • Also. The fact you keep bringing up spanking children shows that you are a Troll, and it otherwise has nothing to do with perverts who can't create a child with the person they are married to.

    And my kids do get a spanking every now and then. As I did from my parents AND from my teachers. Which was in fact the PROPER way to discipline children.

    "Time Out" is not a substitution.

    I haven't followed you trolls around your videos, if you have any.

    Yet you clearly are stalking my every move.