Carlin on Campus 1 of 6

[MichaelHansenFUN]

2:28 my screen messed up? (never noticed that before)

[sk8er666almost]

why couldnt it had been dane cook who died. that fuck nugget

[HoneyDenby87]

lol "deliver us from the Twilight" he knew it was coming! :P

[SMGReturns]

I fucking miss Carlin so much. Shame that he's gone now. :'(

[Youngblood1701]

I always wondered what the girls bathroom looked like

[raeven1212]

the nun's look is hilarious

[LukesEnglishPodcast]

Looks like George was a big influence on Bart Simpson

[Milinskaya7]

Vuja de, the strange feeling that all of this has never happened before.

[yets97]

1:50 is the right side of the screen shaking?

[Pyro5139]

So that's what the girls bathroom looks like

[xhunterforest]

2:15 XD did anyone else noticed what the door said? Man i love this guy, i wish there were more truthful commidians like him!

[shadyzone20]

We still have time for our quick hail Mary! *From crowd*Hail Mary!* Not quite that quick, sir.

[Youngblood1701]

I randomly paused at 1:05, and the whole house knows im still awake.

[Chimmy1981]

Fuck Waffles !

[muclesmarinara]

I love this one

[ShortFingeredShreder]

George: Don't let anyone yell too late...

Guy in the audience: TOO LATE!

George: ...and punish those who do!

[MotoScootMech]

@ShortFingeredShreder Wow way to copy the top comment asshole.

[ShortFingeredShreder]

@MotoScootMech It's a quote from the video, also it wasn't the top quote when I commented, asshole!

[Koonartio]

@ShortFingeredShreder shut the fuck up idiot. stop copying.

[JudgeJudyOwnz]

St louis home for the totally fucked

[BlueXCanary]

I remember every day of high school when I walked into the girl's bathroom to fix up my eyeliner there was this annoying stage you had to walk through and everyone would yell and cheer applaud.

I now know why that stage was there

[MrEvilStevo]

i knew there was something special in the girls bathroom!

[janvictor1]

twilight??? damn he is a god!

[MADDOG6400]

"When you were in school, did you notice that simply because you weren't allowed to laugh, it made the laughing that much better.. and it wasn't just in school. Church was the same way.."

SO TRUE!!

[MichaelHansenFUN]

@MADDOG6400 not in my school...

[Daemonfury1]

the st louis home.. for the totally fucked.

[peoplegoboom100]

I have to admit...the intro blew my mind 0.o

[ApplePancakess]

Damn he switched shirts fast.:P

[Moosic1337]

I have this on cd :3

Hilarious

[Sirscorps]

I saw this on cable tv.

/old.

[TomoeMichieru]

I want that jacket...

[Kenji88Sama]

I love how there's a localized earthquake under the Carlin nun.

[MacyLynnaeJay]

"But we still have time for a quick hail mary"

"HAIL MARY"

"Not that quick, sir" XD

[thlix]

live and let live.. anyone who cant go along with that.. take them outside and shoot the mfer. lol

[mhasumi85]

FUCK WAFFLES!

[tigreslokos]

09:31 I'm at work right now and can't help but to laugh lol

[SouthernPoint52]

"don't let anybody yell Too Late..."

TOO LATE

"...and Punish Those who Do."

[210Dinero]

@SouthernPoint52 The guy set himself up for that xD

[cumulo25]

Fuck Waffles

I get it now

[MichaelHansenFUN]

i didnt go to catholic school and we were allowed to laugh

[MichaelHansenFUN]

in the beginning

"No one is allowed to laugh"

thats not true in my school

different school's but no one did the fart under the arm but stephanie loved it

[MrSyntheticDesign]

george carlin appeard in short in the movie "Bill and Teds excellent and bogus journey"

[newstarcadefan]

@MrSyntheticDesign Yup, if I remember, he was Rufus. He also was on Scary Movie 3 too.

[ShortFingeredShreder]

"They gave me something to uh... bring to your attention; this is, oh, a message from the National Pancake Institute... and it says, 'Fuck waffles!'"

[GuitarzMyThing]

Man in back: "Hail Mary!"

George: "Not quite that quick sir"

LMAO!!!!!

[erttheking]

DAMN IT CABOOSE!

[justicerevenge777]

dont let anyone yell "too late"

TOO LATE

and punish those who do

priceless <3

[bzimm18]

That stage looks like a cheap rip off of a pink floyd acid trip!

[ChivalrysDownfall]

Deliver us from Twilight. He truly was ahead of his time. Screw sparkly vampires.

[ADHR26]

@ChivalrysDownfall Your awesome.

[Nocturnezzz]

Hoipees

[xiaoxiaostickguy]

@Nocturnezzz Tuboiculosis

[AdmiralJab]

Pause at 1:41. Priceless!

[ScarlettRuby007]

lol the prair!

[ScarlettRuby007]

lol "hey roger!" (makes face) lol

[rogenjosh]

cool set

[hockeyftw11211]

The only man that can wear a leather jacket and not look like a total candy ass gay.

[PersianLord1995]

only carlin would be like... "and those who say too late" - "too late" - "and punish those who do" - as a part of his routine

[RedDaVincy]

HAILMARYFULLHAYMEN

[bbeboutuaa]

Slap a dead person =-)

[skizzworld]

Denny's joke still killin it

[torontoBluejays87]

Nice Entrance!

[brandonjamres]

SCREENCAP 00:50

[rahagbab]

I never knew there was a studio audience in the girls' restroom...

[KoopasRevengeHome]

deliver us from the twilight??? how did he know!!!!!

[RyleyAshford]

@KoopasRevengeHome Carlin knows all.

[moonblaze1000]

@KoopasRevengeHome It's amazing how the issues Carlin talked about back then are still problems now XD

[isleofcars10]

@KoopasRevengeHome amen

[jaydedjen110]

@KoopasRevengeHome He's a seer! I know it!

[MichaelHansenFUN]

0:59 did he have to shave his armpit?

[NorkelFjols]

Somebody should make a gif of 1:13-15

[boksefrede118]

dont let anybody yell: Too late...

*Too late!*

and punish those who do!

EPIC!!!!

[MichaelHansenFUN]

george carlin and keith moon have something in common

[mewrth]

@MichaelHansenFUN Been watching 200 Motels, have you?

[MichaelHansenFUN]

@mewrth not for a long time thanks for reminding me

[zing0a0ding]

0:49

[aleisterdclxvi]

George Carlin = God of comedy

[MrSyntheticDesign]

George Carlin for president!

[FarmLifeDreamer]

@MrSyntheticDesign

you know, i bet even dead he'd do better than some of our options. i believe there is a relevant George Carlin quote for every situation.

[RyleyAshford]

@FarmLifeDreamer BLOW IT OUT'CHER ASS!!! BLOW IT OUT'CHER ASS!!!! BLOW IT OUT'CHER ASS, BLOW IT OUT'CHER ASS!!!

[MrSyntheticDesign]

He had that "too late" segment fixed up didnt he

[theherk]

The biased note from the pancake institute, was one of the most hilarious jokes I have ever heard. "Fuck waffles." haha... Bologna, but funny.

[juhas514]

1:36 SO MUCH WIN :D

[mothafockha]

@megasman1 Can u Try Upload Every One Is A Disease Since ur Vid Is Not Down...

[megasman1]

@mothafockha Actully I copied this from another youtube user then his was killed so if you can tell me who has it up I could manage it

[mothafockha]

@megasman1 I Think There No One Have It... All The Vid Was remove

[MrZamorak23]

l0l

[corwinorr]

So insightful. What is the Pledge of Allegiance if not a prayer?

[Blasted2Oblivion]

I hope, I TRULY hope, that god let him in for being so damn funny.

[cheechierocks]

i thought the top george was wearin was for magicians only!!! ...RIP fella, you were few (and nowadays) far between... serious comedy has to pass through stringent fascism rules before being administered to the masses... its a harsh world to stand up to against western governments... RIP to the souls lost in egypt ...as i write this... i'm drunk on drambuie, but still ... i care!... anyway part two mr carlin... thanks for the upload mr megasman1 x

[MegaCramer1]

@cheechierocks dont drink and type dude nothing good comes from it

[xxMoMurderJrxx]

"now i can go were i really belong" *walks in girls locker room* if u noticed tht shit LoL

[NomoreTea]

what's the "too late" about exactly. Is it like about a joke, same as "too early"?

[kissarmyrules]

@NomoreTea no it was about the 'please god don't let me be an asshole'

the too late means 'too late, you're already an asshole' lol

[tehgaff08]

indeed, deliver us from the "Twilight"

[KaAurus]

@tehgaff08 amen

[BonhommeHero]

I loved George man. He was the funniest, coolest guy ever. My idol. Smart, funny, and logical is the name of any likable person. He had both qualities

[sumpmiffot]

Love Carlins outstandingly funny expressions 01:35 - 01:48

[Nocturnezzz]

hoypes

[SteamingBurito]

ahhh classic *0's free form jazz aka mid to late 90's grocery store music

[Goldygirl16]

"... and it says 'Fuck Waffles.'"

I don't know why I laughed so hard at that part, but it was really funny.

[bestbandtbs]

Is this the last one of carlins on youtube? they took down all he other good ones!

[0adireita]

1:05 HERP DERP

[mastermind256780]

carlin + pepsi = NEAR FATAL COMBINATION

[zoneih]

Thumps up if your last name is Carlin!

[0adireita]

@zoneih not

[zoneih]

@0adireita ahah

[MrDlewis17]

don't let me be hit by a flying turd. and help me find a nymphomaniac coc-connection who owns a ferrari dealership

[TzekeT]

5:16 rofl!!!

[Graveryl]

DELIVER US FROM (THE) TWILIGHT! Yes! This guy was definitely a visionary.

[romanceluver22]

george carlin in a nuns outfit is a little strange . . .

[UnknownSun556]

Deliver us from the twilight indeed!

[cdag1984]

@UnknownSun556 hahaha

[yeahyeahyeahyeahya]

Exactly what it said.

[hatonbackward]

Carlin may not have ever gotten an education, but he sure didnt need one

[Anarchistt86]

Gorge Carlin was a great comedian and the very very few ones who talked about serious subjects and educated his audience along. Unlike shit heads like eddie murphy.

[srivatsan1985]

"Heyyyy... i figured if i am not going to get an education, why should anybody else?" ROFLMAO!!!!!

[LordDragonage1000]

What's that song?

[Silverfox7771]

We no w have time for a quick hail mary

[TheIndependent09]

HE'S down there now...... SCREAMING UP AT US!!!!! MISS YOU MAN!

[juhas514]

1:30 lmao!

scene like from a horror movie or a nightmare xD

[TheBloodypimp]

deliver us from twilight.... he sure knew.....

[mothafockha]

i hope fcking youtube nvr took this vid dwn

[kichukdave]

@mothafockha its not down so far, might not get taken down, its a classic

[csmith1991]

"live and let live. anyone who cant go along with that, take em outside and shoot the motherfucker.''

[alexlkf]

Epic intro! =D

[landesal]

Did he grow sleeves?

[DaKillaOunze]

Man i fucking love Georgie. 1st time seeing 'on campus' in almost 6 years. Leads me to fun story with my dad I used to have a 6 hour tape of George but i lent my dad it(he introduced me to Carlin) i get it back a year later kick back mellow out wach my much missed special and its 6 hours of porn. Last time i lent him a tape unless i needed a new porn of course lol(jk)

[TNA796]

@DaKillaOunze llllooooooooooooooooooooollll

[lisa4615]

LOVE IT A 1 CLASSIC

[Morrbyd]

"help me find some shoes I really like....

help me also to find a nymphomaniac coke connection who owns a ferrari dealership" funniest shit I have ever heard.

[kellystone84]

He was a genius. One of the smartest people in the history of the world!

[themetalman3]

"I've got a meassage from the national pancake institute....and it's says...fuck waffles." ROLFLOlMAO

[TheYinyangbroz]

got to love Carlin he is god and we will miss him

[GhostSniper1981]

George Carlin was legendary back then and even now he still remains a legend to me. RIP Mr.Carlin. You are missed.

[sagesaria]

"Don't let anybody yell 'too late'...and punish those who do."

Best setup ever XDDD

[Sllipp]

If you know how to play his ending music by piano (armadillo blues) please send me notes to that track :)

[AeriaGl0ris]

1:26 - 2:00 LMAO! Carlin as a nun = win!

[Xanatos712]

@AeriaGl0ris That would've made me a devout Catholic for sure.

Well... that and Father Alexander Anderson.

[megasman1]

@Xanatos712 I hope ur not hoping I'll be a preist cuz i follow the religon of ownership and the gun

[jonmorry333]

lol loved the nun george carlin . another place and time he would be considered a prophet

[zwolf16]

@jonmorry333 He is a prophet in my book

[willdragoon1]

@jonmorry333 i agree.

[MrBigpapi01]

@jonmorry333 Is it me or did he look like an Inquisitor?

[OVERLAPE]

Wasn't he wearing a cut before in the class room , why didn't they show us when he change it .

lol, just kidding.........

[Shenorai]

Heh...though, it's strange. A lot of people have herpes. Cold sore? That's herpes.

In fact...it's actually rare NOT to have herpes these days. There just aren't a lot of people who show symptoms.

[bucktheschmuck]

I rather would say it´s craply true^^

[haukurisl]

Thanks for the upload. But I must say that this stand up could never make George's greatest hits. Some of it is truly crap.