The Skinny On Smooching

[interloper79]

Tahitans were very promiscuous? I guess that makes the last picture at 2:34 a WIN for the guy.

[groundedbirthdoulas]

Kissing is a evolutionary process to increase bonding, and for grooming.

Discovery won't touch the "evolution". Kissing isn't new. Geez. Let me guess, fellatio wasn't until 1100 hundred years ago?

[lillixygirl]

Huh. I always thought of it as a natural behavior. A world without kissing just seems so unnatural...

[AlwaysmilingPolitely]

lol I'll swallow your soul

[Niznozify]

sucking souls? why cant it be sharing their souls or something like that.

[andrecp]

lol

[nirorinify]

Kissing to suck the souls out of you?

Sounds an awful lot like dementors to me....

[SoUUtube2222]

lol

[pavancreddi]

Indians are always smart ...

[rensaeri]

@pavancreddi Hahahaha... suuure...

[WFCxZ0omer]

lol sniffing each other

[DarkWingedButterfly]

I am going to kiss u and suck ur soul from u. lol

[IMperfection001]

i wonder who were the first two people to EVER have Sex?!

[CaptainPolaris]

Adam and Eve.

[IMperfection001]

Adam and Eve lol funny :D

[Mr9LM]

Nobody, we were reproducing before being humans

[bilibiliify]

lol

[albundyhun]

this sounds interesting

however, i am not sure this is true because i love kissing instinctively somehow...not coz i was tought to do it

[barlogie]

mmm but how can u tell, unless u never watched tv, saw ur parents/friends kiss, read books etc... or anything exposed to humanities actions

[pearl1113]

this is not about WHY we kiss... it's just the history of the early records of people doing it

[drzendoom]

you dork, it's in song of solomon circa 1200bc.

[himbeertabi]

1:02 EW! o_O

[Seckser]

Why?

[himbeertabi]

Too big!

[Seckser]

Yeah does look kind of wierd... Lady's with big lips sure know how to kiss tho!

[Raymint]

They were gorgeous lips

[Zevl12]

lets all kiss now <3<3<3

[roublard]

i bet Alexander was exposed to more than kissing on his travels.

[ROB6ZOMBIE666]

ok nerd

[kirstiek44]

* )*)))))))))))))))))))))))00000­00000

[ROB6ZOMBIE666]

Good youtube takes over peoples lives. Get RIDE OF IT!

[111111qw]

rid of it

[AaronTheDino]

Why are you on YouTube. v_v

[xXCamillaFawnXx]

I wonder who had the very first of first kisses...

[singwee]

when God kissed Jesus ? :D

[xXCamillaFawnXx]

...two men?! =O

Haha joking. Gods is supposed to be a man though right? (I'm not religious)

[singwee]

Yea but if you were a father you would kiss your son too right xD

[xXCamillaFawnXx]

For sure, but I though they were talking about romantic smooching.

[singwee]

Haha! I guess so! :D xD maybe Jesus tasted like Chocolate or something :/ HAHA KIDDING.

[xXCamillaFawnXx]

lol they should have done that for Easter instead. "Look mommy! Chocolate Jesus'! Can I get one?"

[shamille724]

hm i guess that's ho diseases spread...

[ChimpinApeEasy]

It's sad to see commercials on youtube.

[jman60000]

You have to understand, commercials bring in money to the company. The bandwidth on youtube is probably very costly. Think about it. Over a million videos. And even more users each day. That takes up alot of space. And space on the internet is not cheap. So think about it. No commercials=no youtube.

[ChimpinApeEasy]

I suppose I get where you're coming from but, unless I understand it incorrectly youtube doesn't make any more from a video with a commercial than it does for one without. In fact, some people will not view any of the other vids from this poster which=less monkey for the old tub. I realize that the people that excreate /create this "media" have to be compensated for what they contribute to society. But, I'm not buying it. Youtube+ads=Not youtube, but failure.

[IamPUDDiiN]

sniffing the curry on their cheek :P

[marcus3379]

Is there anything in the written records about farting in ancient Greece? I guess nobody farted then!

[drkstr3443]

up next: the skinny on ass to mouth

[jimmyh003]

I second that motion

[yeahyeah1821]

i want to devote my life to the history of kissing

[RainonMee]

I ask you to forgive me. I spoke with a sharp tongue, and that was wrong of me.

Best wishes

[FuckYourGodDamnGod]

Nasty looking nigger lips.

[FrankiX]

If you're referring to the lips at 1:04, then something's wrong with you! Those are those 'perfect' lips! Skinny lips are a turn off. I get hard just looking at big lips.

[FrankiX]

You're white, right? The statement above to me is suggesting that your feel superior to individuals who have darker skin, am I correct? Such views are merely your opinion formed by your past experiences and the media. This is the 21st century and many of us have come a long way from that way of viewing things. Offensive? Your Youtube name is offensive! And repulsive? ANYBODY can be repulsive! Your comments make you repulsive. Just think about what I just said!

[nativequeen13]

well since the word negro mean low down good for nothin trash i can see how they are stupid but to call a whole race that is wrong and makes you stupid and seeing that you your self are a minorty and minorties already have to fight 2 times as hard to get any thing makes you more stupid and your screen name proves it

[FuckYourGodDamnGod]

If that's what you think, all you're doing is telling me how uneducated you really are.

Wikipedia says: "The term negro, literally meaning "black", was used by the Spanish...."

The online Free Dictionary says: "See Usage Note at black. 2. A member of the Negroid race."

If you ever traveled to Mexico, you'd hear the citizenry refer to black people as "negro" because that's what negro means in Spanish: black. I do believe the word you're meaning to use is "nigger."

You're stupid.

[Avalikia]

Don't play with the trolls, they like it.

[abiimagine]

Very interesting.

[onbleezies]

in ancient greece people used to kiss by rubbing their dicks together

[InterestingBoredom]

Sword fight!

[gotts21]

I want to go to Tahiti...

[Blackwood96]

this is soooooooooo gay

[BLU3BLAZ3]

coolio

[georgeharris44]

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooow

[Lantern787]

When you finish kissing somebody and both of your tongues feel as if you are still kissing, then you know how to kiss. ;-) The same goes for lips to.

[rockleetaijutsu22v2]

when ever I kiss I feel like wiping my lips

[beutifulgirl98]

ya smae with me

[Lantern787]

why would kissing make you feel like wiping your lips?

[Star66night]

lol

[vivecarocks]

smooching sucks when you're kissing somebody elses husband.

[LittleSuperchick]

lmfao!

[Star66night]

y would u be doing that???

[JMC4eva08]

hahaha...evryone's comment here makes me laugh. and seriously....if you dnt like kissing...maybe you need to figure out how and try it sometime

[A550RGY]

I feel sorry for guys that don't enjoy kissing. What sad, jaded little lives you have.

[13ISON]

ahhh kissing is pretty lame. I prefer some sort of "release" ;-)

[LittleSuperchick]

rofl nice xDDDDDDDD

[cookiemonsta102]

Lasagna? where did that come from?

anyway i never really thought about the kissing history.

and to say you think kissing is dumb, you obviously haven't tried it.

(:

[IMattDamon]

This is okay. But whats better is 96oz Lasagna. Look it up and spread the word. THAT should be the featured video on youtube!

[xenianightshade]

I just don't like guys who do the smooch crap. If your going to kiss, get all up into it.

[braveschic26]

it is a very delicious and passionate thing to do with the right person, but i can understand this - some people should just not be allowed to kiss - they're un-teachable, or there just isn't enough tic tacs to kill that funk.

[stonecreekstoner]

that explains a lot, don't ask lol

[shluupy]

This is okay. But whats better is 96oz Lasagna. Look it up and spread the word. THAT should be the featured video on itunes!

[strippingcthulhu]

this is very interesting. i always thought that kissing was a very strange ritual of affection, but it is just so damn satisfying sometimes amirite?

[yardsalemama]

I've never heard such a boring narrative for such an enjoyable delicious thing to do....

[jimmyh003]

Sounds like he's talking into the old 70's microphones.

[FrankiX]

He's probably talking over the phone.

[TrueLoveNeverDies12]

he's on the phone,actually;)

It's easy to see it at 0.17 !

[itstheicecrew]

Now that I think about it is kinda gross..

Some people are just so bad at it ahaha.

I mean slobber isn't exactly one of my favorite things. So yeah, I guess it really isn't that pleasant :|

[laurelea]

I think kissing is a learned art - but for some of us it is natural :) It also really depends on the person we are kissing - could be gross or wonderful :)

[Jicim]

BOOORRRRINNNNGGG

Click.

[thestrongbad]

Sounds like it has something to do with getting in someone's face.

People don't like their personal space violated, so allowing someone to get that close to your face must mean u really like them.

[jjwhite7]

Hell yeah they are nasty... They evolved like that so they can suck the marrow out of a chicken bone

[yourdemiseinacanSpam]

You lose, asshole!

[Chameleam]

i thought it maybe started by mothers chewing up tough food for their babies and the easiest way to get it into their mouth is to kiss them... ya know what i mean? well, that's one idea.

[gamer1695]

WHOO GO INDIA!!!!!!!

[jadegecko]

But other primates, like bonobos, kiss each other too! Saying it originated in 2000 BC seems a little strange if we actually see it in nonhuman primates...

[customcartoons]

I CANNOT imagine living in an ancient culture without kissing! D:

I would have thought it was more basic to every human's nature than what he's presenting!

[yourdemiseinacanSpam]

I could, it is easy not to kiss, in fact it disgusts me.

[missbulgetto]

omg me 2!I thought i was the only one

[XxfillexX]

what... the... fuck? You guys don't like kissing... ever???? I swear, I've NEVER heard that before! What the hell do you do, then?

Obviously not sex!

[missbulgetto]

hahaha what do you care what we do?if you wanna kiss and have sex go ahead no one's stopping you!our decisions dont affect you at all!!!

[XxfillexX]

damn, I was just asking a question. I really have never heard about it. I just wanted to know your reasons.

Of course they don't affect me, genius! It's called mild curiosity... ever heard of it? No need to get all dike about it, if you don't have an intelligent explanation, just say 'no comment'. simple.

[missbulgetto]

its called not having a brain-ever heard of that condition cause aparently you have it!maeby some things are TMI to ask people u dont know!

[XxfillexX]

Not really, bright one. If I didnt have one I wouldnt be using the computer, would I? Did you think that was clever thing to say? Youre real cool for saying that. Its not TMI youre just being anal. Not to worry, I no longer care why you dislike kissing. Barely did in the first place. I do hope for the sake of your future hapiness you at least help yourself in that regard... If you dont know what I meant Im saying masterbation. It's for asexuals like you. OMG, TMI...what are we gonna do w/ me!?

[missbulgetto]

hahahaha ok thats cool if you didn't care in the first place-why ask?im just gonna go enjoy being an asexual now hahaha

[shrapnel360]

Why?

[FullMoon272]

I have not ever kissed a boy because I think it is very disgusting

[tron81]

Kiss a girl. That's much better.  :)

[Star66night]

u got problems!!!

[FullMoon272]

Well screw You!!!! Fuck You!! go 2 hell Star66night!!

[MasterStreetTeacher]

I bet you are really hot!(not)

[SocialDeviant77]

Fascinating.

[MariposaMegan]

Wow! You know I never thought about the history of kissing ever! Interestingggg

[DashDoll21]

woow how lame this has nothing to do with kissing except the pictures

[treyhenricks]

Hmm... this seems like a very limited view, relying only on written evidence (probably only in European-based languages), and is very Euro-centric. Give me a break - kissing has to be older than what he is claiming. Also, there is never a mention of ancient East Asia, Africa, and the rest of the world that was pretty developed while much of Europe still was not cultivating crops or bathing. He doesn't present enough evidence to draw these sweeping assertions (aka - "bullshit!).

[InsanelyxLogical]

He talks about classical India. That's pretty much eastern Asia, back when Europe was mostly uncivilized. India is certainly not European.

[hurleydoo]

get this shit off promoted vids suck dick octo mom lookin niga

[elvin234]

.And tell that that to yo mama who bought "fat" lips...just like those above...It kinda feels better when she does what she gotta do..ha haaa. How guilty you were about the truth, that you had to reply, ha haa, racist lil biyoootch; move on, it is post-racial america now, skunk.

[elvin234]

To arse who said " if whites fucked you more, it is because they are a majority of the populace!!"

Answer:

Whites = 70% populace, 30% crime (high end crime i.e mostly felonies dumb fucks) , 1% prison population.

Latinos, African Americans = 28% populace, 4% crime (low end crime majority i.e misdemeanor and petty offenses) , 98% prison population.

Check that out. What say you, again? Typical inbred mountain billy biyoootch. Okay, bottom line: racism + money = America's "justice" system.

.

[Victorian9322]

right on

[DidntKnowWhatToPut1]

kissing shares white blood cells

[datzfast]

i really dont like to kiss the mouth,

[spardaking]

too bad your fat!

[Paxadzor]

nice info, but crappy voice quality. A real sound engineer would fix this to be more easy to listen to.. 3 stars

[piperwalton]

It says at the beginning that it's someone on the phone. I'm guessing this is an excerpt from an interview of some sort.

[Paxadzor]

I know, but there is methods to enhance the voice with different VST's.

[teddybeardustin]

This description is all wrong. We kiss because it is natural.

Now, if you want to post this theory as an explanation for why kissing is accepted by most cultures as a gesture of love and affection, that is more reasonable.

[CreateCreateYours]

1:00 - 1:05

[gumasealinc]

just enjoy it jeez.

[masterjake7777]

BEASTEALITY

[Greenvalds]

What an idiot, even apes kiss, no ONE can tell when it began, millions of years ago.

[miami3052006]

lol..had to be geeks to go into such dept with something so simple as kissing.

[bursoundy]

what do you define as LOVE

[bursoundy]

when will life become live

[Okalani5000]

Thanks for sharing.

[hesham8]

Your statement makes little sense.

[Okalani5000]

That's because you have to understand the theory of evoloution to understand this video. That and be smart at the same time.

[hesham8]

Don't insult my intelligence.

I was referring to Kingston555's comment, "Good got black people have huge lips" which made no sense grammatically.

I couldn't decipher what he meant by saying "got."

[Pantholder0]

probably Good God....

[Okalani5000]

It means that I was talking to the poster of this video, saying, "Thanks for sharing"

[tjmprototype]

and many other races break the banks to have lips half as luscious...;).

[Ghaztoir]

Amen there, brutha.

[negkreyol21]

wow and i had thought kissing was just a natural human action just like sex i wander if it was also thought to africans and asians and if there are other way for ppl to show afections other than that and and the nose on the cheek thing

[Chinese494553326]

这加载真有点慢啊~~！

[StinaBabyLovesDancin]

dude thats so lame, ur such a hater, racism is way 2 sophomoric 4 my taste i'm sorry but it is all it has done is cause hate, cruelty, and sadness among everyone. and no one person is affected, all people are affected, weither you realize it or not. you need to grow up big time, get over yourself and get a major wake up call, racism is part of the past, no we shouldn't be proud of it, but it's still there, but that doesn't mean we continue with it. some tradions are ment to be broken, forever.

[Ghaztoir]

And the Great Defender strikes again. So stina, where exactly and in what position should I be kneeling for your blessings here? I am very eager to not have to go through the torturous renditions of Purgatory here, so I'd be delighted to hear your, I'm assured, wise answers and "woe is me! I stubbed a toe" commentary on the human race here. Thanks in advance! ;)

[StinaBabyLovesDancin]

dude all i'm saying is u shouldn't b a hater, people are people no matter wut color there skin is, its wuts underneath that is the important part. Who are you to judge them anyways? u dont know who they really are. you cant judge them. people shouldn't sterio type, its lame. besides there are low-lifes of every color. we all have blood on our hands.