i love the christmas colored candles for this "kwanzaa" cake. even putting that aside, theres no way this was meant to be taken seriously...i mean, theres no way....
I don't get why she has to pretend it's so mind-blowingly delicious. I can already tell that it tastes like store bought angel food cake with store bought icing. There's no secret step that suddenly makes it delicious.
anthony bourdain even made fun of sandra lee kwanzaa cake..bourdain kinda right when he mention that sandra lee cooks like a college student..fuck most chefs in cooking school cook better foods than sandra..sandra should make porn movies..she got the porn look thing going on.
EWWW...she ATE it!! Acorns = corn nuts? And she's supposed to have a cooking show and can't tell the difference? Canned Icing and pie filling? I'm thinking someone (I'm not gonna say who...but you may have seen her making Kwanzaa cake) is smoking or shooting some SERIOUS drugs to think that is food. I can't believe someone hired this goof!
Google "The Making of the Infamous Kwanzaa Cake" on the Huffington Post for a hilarious article by Denise Vivaldo, the lady who actually wrote this recipe. Here's a quote: "I guess I imagined something more refined. And I know the Corn Nuts were disgusting, but she didn't. As a matter of fact, the more tasteless the recipes got the more she liked them, the faster she approved them, and I could get home and drink some medium-priced wine after our meetings."
"mmm....mmm...this is... *end scene* OMG this tastes like @#(&*! Someone hand me my drink, ugh I need to get this taste out of my mouth. Who eats this crap!?"
that cake looked scary it liiked like something straight from a horror show and i love how the over size candles don't stay put in the cake and they plunge into the cake so deeply that it almost looks fake omg that was the best moment ever lol
actually acorns are tasty when they have been leached. And as for the cake this certianly wasn't her best, but come on fokes if you were expected to come up with something new all time to please the masses I bet you would hit a wall too sometimes. And really why does everyone think she is crazy? She tries her best no matter what she does. Just remember she is more successful than you. lols jk. if you are going to rag on some one why not pick someone who deserves it.
actually acorns are tasty when they have been leached. And as for the cake this certianly wasn't her best, but come on fokes if you were expected to come up with something new all time to please the masses I bet you would hit a wall too sometimes. And really why does everyone think she is crazy? She tries her best no matter what she does. Just remember she is morer successful than you. lols jk. if you are going to rag on some one why not pick someone who deserves it.
The more I see of this woman, the more I am convinced she has no functioning tastebuds; its the only reason that makes sense for why she thinks any of her monstrosities taste good.
@pmurcyard: "Acorns" my nuts...they're Corn Nuts (as in "bust a nut, bust a nut...grab a bag of Corn Nuts and bust a nut.!*). Food Network has a phobia about using brand names on the air so they looped "acorns" in editing to disguise the reference.
*look up the Corn Nuts radio ad here on YT to get the reference.
I wonder how humiliated she feels after messing up like this. I wonder if she mentally beats herself every time she remembers actually recording this monstrosity for the world to see. Kind of makes me feel sorry for her.
jeez lady why not stick on a couple tiki torches if you're gonna use candles that big on your lopsided cake monstrosity. do they really have Kwanzaa cakes? if they do, are they anything like this mess?
Ya know, I don't fault her for her stupidity. I'm mad that this bitch is STILL living after this atrocity!!! Somebody should send this shit as "fanmail". Jumbo fucking candles and all! (How in da Umoja hell??)
I like where she says, "Make a little hole in there...and pop the candles right in." I would love to worship at the altar of those gorgeous low-slung hangers. Who says she has no talent? Whenever she is on during weekend days, I stop whatever I'm doing to see what she's doing and fantasize about that gorgeous hottie. Her food is the last thing I want to eat.
These are some of the funniest comments I have ever read! But whats even funnier is that cake, its seems like an SNL skit. This cake thing can't be real..it's a joke isn't it?
@wodstock1969 Ohhh I agree! I am laughing my ass off....funnier than an SNL skit...she is sooooo annoying! A total Train Wreck...like watching Kate Gosssling DANCE!!!
"I need to taste this wonderful cake"...yeah because your detoxing and about to pass out since u drink vodka and vomit alot. Who has the unfortunate job of applying the 50 lbs of whale blubber makeup. Ugh, imagine being the person who has to work on her in the AM when shes all hung over and her breath smells like she was blowing a homeless long distance runner and gargling with gin and bong water. What a wreck this woman is.
LOL she forgot to mention when you pull those dildo sized candles out of your dessert so you can cut it without it falling apart and you look even more retarded than you did when you showed up with the Kwanzaa cake that a skeleton wrapped in wax paper taught u to make. Dopey cooze. She and Rach Ray should take turns shooting each other in the face. They both butcher the english language and invent new annoying words for no reason. On your backs whores n shut up
I think Grandma Lorraine's cooking must have burned off her taste buds. Either that or Sandra should be nominated for an Oscar for that 'MM-MMMMMMMMMMM' thing she does after tasting the cake. 'EOOOWW' would be the healthy reaction for something that vile.
I love how the cake just starts to collapse when she puts the candles in. But eww, corn nuts (which totally look like acorns... not...) and cake do not make a good combination.
Honestly, Sandra, did you really think that dumping a can of pie filling into an angel food cake covered with canned icing and acorns (wtf?) would make our mouths water? I think this is her way of metaphorically flipping off black people: "Enjoy your cake! Happy fucking Kwanzaa, bitchessss!" God, she is so inept.
@v0zbox I'm going to have to agree with you on this one. I'm wondering how proud Sandra Lee can actually be by showing African Americans how to make a cake out of a can. Pretty sad.
Let's top off this "Kwanzaa" cake with a few "acorns", pumpkin seeds, and some gigantic candles of different african colors and this cake will be bitchin'!
She doesn't look excited "making" it and eating it. She just looks like she's about to barf.
krownzilla 2 months ago
i love the christmas colored candles for this "kwanzaa" cake. even putting that aside, theres no way this was meant to be taken seriously...i mean, theres no way....
ando1135 3 months ago
almost as delicious as that blue hanukkah monstrosity
evilascaris 4 months ago
that looks so nasty, who wants cake with corn nuts?? how gross. She shouldve skipped this "recipe".
allibyogirl 5 months ago
how does she even have her own show? like wtf?
deathbycookies 5 months ago
I love how none of the pie filling came out.
Lisa13245 5 months ago
Acorns= Corn Nuts
Pumpkin Seeds = Some ackward seeds
Her icing = Some store bought icing that looks like crud. It has too much cinnamon.Brown isn't a Kwanzaa color... how offensive.
Angelfood cake = Store bought, once again, crumbly looking cake.
Cinnamon = In this cake, an overload
Candles = Way too big
Her piece of cake = 1/3 of the cake.
Thanks for reading.
blooglej 6 months ago 2
Deeeelishus.
xAnimeNIACZx 6 months ago
"This is-..."*show had to be stopped before she barfed*
Party0productions0 8 months ago
Notice she did not take a bite out of the part of the slice with the nuts. Cuz that probably wouldve made her puke onscreen loll
angel food cake, chocolate icing with apple pie filling on the other hand does not sound like it takes too bad :)
Falln4DarkAngel 9 months ago
@Falln4DarkAngel That's chocolate/cinnamon/vanilla icing. Ick.
And why does she call the corn nuts acorns?
corvus13 6 months ago
I use to let her suck my cock in high school.. she was such a total slut!
robustweather 10 months ago
For anyone remotely interested, she smokes Virginia Slims menthol 120s. Strange but true.
davidgrahamscott 11 months ago
Acorns? those are freaking corn nuts. OMG this is a disaster in many ways. Yikes.
debbiedoesraw 11 months ago
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
sbalchan 11 months ago
that litle off camera eye look she gives at 0:43 lets me know a part of her just died when she ate that "Cake".
LchaosiX 1 year ago 2
I don't get why she has to pretend it's so mind-blowingly delicious. I can already tell that it tastes like store bought angel food cake with store bought icing. There's no secret step that suddenly makes it delicious.
gccwang24 1 year ago 4
She must have a barf bucket behind that counter.
soappop 1 year ago
ACORNS? Aint no black person gonna eat that.
moriya2k2 1 year ago
Let's see Aunt Sandy's track record for Ethnic Cakes so far....
A BROWN cake decorated with oversized candles with more wax than frosting for an AFRICAN AMERICAN holiday.
A BLUE cake with no kosher ingredients and a Star of David on top from Party City for a JEWISH holiday.
What's next? A YELLOW cake decorated with fortune cookies, Chow Mein noodles and a cheap plastic dragon for the CHINESE New Year?
BigAlUpdates 1 year ago 16
@BigAlUpdates Jewish people are totally blue. Also, how unfortunate that some foods already have colors.:(
JuneMarie426 11 months ago
@BigAlUpdates Yep, you're SOO cool for stealing someone elses comment.
PunkyPlow 10 months ago
anthony bourdain even made fun of sandra lee kwanzaa cake..bourdain kinda right when he mention that sandra lee cooks like a college student..fuck most chefs in cooking school cook better foods than sandra..sandra should make porn movies..she got the porn look thing going on.
fmoa 1 year ago 4
i think shes maybe fucking retarded. just maybe...
tistrisha 1 year ago
I'd say that those candles are "ghetto" but I don't want to insult those who live in the ghetto.
NuGoddess 1 year ago 5
EWWW...she ATE it!! Acorns = corn nuts? And she's supposed to have a cooking show and can't tell the difference? Canned Icing and pie filling? I'm thinking someone (I'm not gonna say who...but you may have seen her making Kwanzaa cake) is smoking or shooting some SERIOUS drugs to think that is food. I can't believe someone hired this goof!
MehndiMasala 1 year ago
I dare someone to make this and tell us all how it tastes.
jumanji321 1 year ago 6
Gray Icing really suits that lump of shit
ando1135 1 year ago 4
She barely even gets any of the (uncooked) pie filling on the slice she took of the monstrosity.
bmh4d0k3n 1 year ago
I'd be shocked if Sandra Lee knew the first thing about Kwanzaa.
k06vd01 1 year ago 3
Ridiculous!
utursu2 1 year ago
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Google "The Making of the Infamous Kwanzaa Cake" on the Huffington Post for a hilarious article by Denise Vivaldo, the lady who actually wrote this recipe. Here's a quote: "I guess I imagined something more refined. And I know the Corn Nuts were disgusting, but she didn't. As a matter of fact, the more tasteless the recipes got the more she liked them, the faster she approved them, and I could get home and drink some medium-priced wine after our meetings."
kranktank 1 year ago
that looks disguisting
LynnTrucksBurton 1 year ago 4
what says kwanzaa more than angel food cake?
rainboy9 1 year ago
Wheres the hot sauce?
boogiechillen123 1 year ago 4
What we don't get to see:
"mmm....mmm...this is... *end scene* OMG this tastes like @#(&*! Someone hand me my drink, ugh I need to get this taste out of my mouth. Who eats this crap!?"
OriginalCliche 1 year ago 3
I love how the cake kinda gets "thrown" onto the plate at the end LOL XD
Treefox 1 year ago 4
This cake is a hate crime....
inkpems 1 year ago 86
@inkpems Awesome, sir. Awesome.
chaosthethird 1 year ago
When you´re drunk, you´re drunk, LOL !!!
YTfancol 1 year ago
that cake looked scary it liiked like something straight from a horror show and i love how the over size candles don't stay put in the cake and they plunge into the cake so deeply that it almost looks fake omg that was the best moment ever lol
southpolesmileyface1 1 year ago
acorns are toxic and nasty. The only thing "leached" is your brain if you try to eat them.
flyingpumpkin1 1 year ago
@flyingpumpkin1 It's corn nuts, not acorns. Still nasty on a cake.
MileyMessersmith 1 year ago 2
actually acorns are tasty when they have been leached. And as for the cake this certianly wasn't her best, but come on fokes if you were expected to come up with something new all time to please the masses I bet you would hit a wall too sometimes. And really why does everyone think she is crazy? She tries her best no matter what she does. Just remember she is more successful than you. lols jk. if you are going to rag on some one why not pick someone who deserves it.
gelflingfaysuzanne 1 year ago
@gelflingfaysuzanne You argument is all over the place:
1 - it's actually tasty
2 - ok it's not tasty, but everybody makes mistakes
3 - yeah it's a lousy cake but she tries hard
4 - she's more successful than us, so doesn't matter how lousy her work is
5 - she doesn't deserve the criticism even though it's lousy work
Item 4 is solely the fault of people like you, btw. Buy cake at the bakery, or learn to open cake mix. Stop watching Sandra Lee.
stefanmuc2k 1 year ago
@gelflingfaysuzanne if this is what she thinks of when shes trying her best, i dont even want to know what she comes up with when shes not.
ando1135 3 months ago
actually acorns are tasty when they have been leached. And as for the cake this certianly wasn't her best, but come on fokes if you were expected to come up with something new all time to please the masses I bet you would hit a wall too sometimes. And really why does everyone think she is crazy? She tries her best no matter what she does. Just remember she is morer successful than you. lols jk. if you are going to rag on some one why not pick someone who deserves it.
gelflingfaysuzanne 1 year ago
acorns lol
fairyxlights 1 year ago
The more I see of this woman, the more I am convinced she has no functioning tastebuds; its the only reason that makes sense for why she thinks any of her monstrosities taste good.
starlettdragon 1 year ago 2
@starlettdragon It's from all the liquor.
moomba445 1 year ago
"Just embellish this with some acorns."
What the heck..... never heard of acorns on a cake =/
pmurcyard 1 year ago
@pmurcyard: "Acorns" my nuts...they're Corn Nuts (as in "bust a nut, bust a nut...grab a bag of Corn Nuts and bust a nut.!*). Food Network has a phobia about using brand names on the air so they looped "acorns" in editing to disguise the reference.
*look up the Corn Nuts radio ad here on YT to get the reference.
SeanElGatoTelevision 1 year ago
I'd still give her the root
shaveyourtaint 1 year ago
WTH is "acing"? Did she mean frosting?!
longwalkshortpier 1 year ago
@longwalkshortpier i think she said "icing," which is the same as frosting.
bluevlilac09 1 year ago
@bluevlilac09 I realize what she was trying to say in her poor Puyallup accent....it's called sarcasm.
longwalkshortpier 1 year ago
Don't disturb it....that thing might move than.
AgeofOrton94 1 year ago
@AgeofOrton94 it frightens me, it looks hungry
kranktank 1 year ago
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jrzy49 1 year ago
She must hate the blacks.
bakaboy2000 1 year ago
OMG...shouldn't "cake" also be in quotation marks? ;)
jdawgmcdawg 1 year ago 4
those aren't even acorns, they are hominy corn
SweetLeilani100 1 year ago
@SweetLeilani100 they look more like corn nuts XD
orenji196 1 year ago
@orenji196
They are. Corn Nuts are apparently a copyright term.
ZeroMyHero99 1 year ago
I wonder how humiliated she feels after messing up like this. I wonder if she mentally beats herself every time she remembers actually recording this monstrosity for the world to see. Kind of makes me feel sorry for her.
JennieRose8 1 year ago 6
jeez lady why not stick on a couple tiki torches if you're gonna use candles that big on your lopsided cake monstrosity. do they really have Kwanzaa cakes? if they do, are they anything like this mess?
kranktank 1 year ago
@kranktank
WOW this cracked me up haha
Shramir 1 year ago
@Shramir i rawk :D
kranktank 1 year ago
she's a stronger person than me. i could never put that cake in my mouth.
mightykc38 1 year ago
Hmmm, why Chocolate Angel Food Icing? She trying to say sumpthin'? LOLOL!
hwiseman1 1 year ago
Ya know, I don't fault her for her stupidity. I'm mad that this bitch is STILL living after this atrocity!!! Somebody should send this shit as "fanmail". Jumbo fucking candles and all! (How in da Umoja hell??)
QueenAfroCaribChic 1 year ago
I swear she just put CornNuts on that cake!
whilome 1 year ago 8
she takes no credit at all.
all her ingredients are boxed!
bannanutmuffineater 1 year ago
I like where she says, "Make a little hole in there...and pop the candles right in." I would love to worship at the altar of those gorgeous low-slung hangers. Who says she has no talent? Whenever she is on during weekend days, I stop whatever I'm doing to see what she's doing and fantasize about that gorgeous hottie. Her food is the last thing I want to eat.
OriginalDriverwild 1 year ago
Road flares would have worked better. Dumbitch.
bakaboy2000 1 year ago
she is a freak.
innercitysuperman 1 year ago
When she cuts into it at :28 it literally looks like ass.
Campernicus 1 year ago
Holy shit! This is classic Old Aunt Sandy! That cake is a fucking disaster and should be put out of its misery.
crazierEast 1 year ago
i wonder what the cocktail of the day was?
Kejuz12 1 year ago
probably after she ate that thing, she was hurling out the cake and the cocktails,,,,,
hawaii2991 1 year ago
These are some of the funniest comments I have ever read! But whats even funnier is that cake, its seems like an SNL skit. This cake thing can't be real..it's a joke isn't it?
wodstock1969 1 year ago
@wodstock1969 Ohhh I agree! I am laughing my ass off....funnier than an SNL skit...she is sooooo annoying! A total Train Wreck...like watching Kate Gosssling DANCE!!!
tinytoes409 1 year ago
i love this woman, she is adorable, cute, and super sexy. love her sweaters, they tend to show off her nice sized yaboos.
burtonrules123 1 year ago
that looks like crap!
carlpaulsen 1 year ago 2
its so annoying she says acing instead of icing
emma878787 1 year ago 3
The only thing better would have been an open 40 ounce next to the cake.
leeboydsc 1 year ago
@leeboydsc i agree...lmao a 40, and a blunt
simplexyz38 1 year ago
Those ain't acorns - those are corn nuts! You can't fool me, Sandra Lee!
badhairlife01 1 year ago 4
Those ain't acorns - those are corn nuts! You can't fool me, Sandra Lee!
badhairlife01 1 year ago
Pretty sure acorns aren't edible, you lunatic. That is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.
humminghelleujah 1 year ago 3
Acorns?! Seriously?!
WAHAHAHAHA
And I thought she was impaling the cake with carrots at first, the candles are so big!!!
SergeOfArniVillage 1 year ago 3
acoms and pumpkin seeds?
kwanzaa is for blacks, not squirrels.
lol
dustidacat 1 year ago 5
I LOVE THE OVERSIZED CANDLES!!!
electrocibertronico 1 year ago 36
Yeah, shes a freak xD
crazyiproshow 1 year ago 20
@electrocibertronico
Candles? I thought those were road flares.
kenobi891 1 year ago 6
That looks awful
angelinaramon 1 year ago
Yuck.
ThePotatoShapedSpy 1 year ago
She was going to say "mmm" no matter what it tasted like.
mellowmark1 1 year ago 7
That cake gives me orgasms!!
AntiChristFans 1 year ago
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get a life you stupid bitch,,,fat hog
madsexy69r 1 year ago
what does she do with those candles? I bet my sexuality teacher would mistake those for a sex toy
lovefordante 1 year ago
lol! "dildo sized candles"
JaVOLiiMKiiKiiRiiKii 2 years ago 5
"I need to taste this wonderful cake"...yeah because your detoxing and about to pass out since u drink vodka and vomit alot. Who has the unfortunate job of applying the 50 lbs of whale blubber makeup. Ugh, imagine being the person who has to work on her in the AM when shes all hung over and her breath smells like she was blowing a homeless long distance runner and gargling with gin and bong water. What a wreck this woman is.
toothbeaver 2 years ago 3
LOL she forgot to mention when you pull those dildo sized candles out of your dessert so you can cut it without it falling apart and you look even more retarded than you did when you showed up with the Kwanzaa cake that a skeleton wrapped in wax paper taught u to make. Dopey cooze. She and Rach Ray should take turns shooting each other in the face. They both butcher the english language and invent new annoying words for no reason. On your backs whores n shut up
toothbeaver 2 years ago
I have two issues with this video. First, the frosting looks like joint compound, and second, I don't associate Sandra Lee with "Kwanzaa".
saljustfarted 2 years ago 14
She went cross-eyed for a second! Jeez, I knew it was bad, but it must be completely vomitous to awaken those alcohol-burnt tastebuds of hers.
youllblinkfirst 2 years ago 10
acorns. LOL
AznMando 2 years ago 7
the best part of all sandra's vids is the comments lol!!!!!
noraowie 2 years ago 10
I think Grandma Lorraine's cooking must have burned off her taste buds. Either that or Sandra should be nominated for an Oscar for that 'MM-MMMMMMMMMMM' thing she does after tasting the cake. 'EOOOWW' would be the healthy reaction for something that vile.
Kezco123 2 years ago 2
I dunno what made me laugh more. This, or her "Cocktail Tree".
teddybeardustin 2 years ago 6
I love how the cake just starts to collapse when she puts the candles in. But eww, corn nuts (which totally look like acorns... not...) and cake do not make a good combination.
pegasigirl2010 2 years ago 4
Calling her stupid is an insult to stupid people.
Wonkawillie77 2 years ago 14
and ppl complain that rachel rays segment is a joke
Vitaminlove1212 2 years ago 3
Honestly, Sandra, did you really think that dumping a can of pie filling into an angel food cake covered with canned icing and acorns (wtf?) would make our mouths water? I think this is her way of metaphorically flipping off black people: "Enjoy your cake! Happy fucking Kwanzaa, bitchessss!" God, she is so inept.
v0zbox 2 years ago 140
LOL
crazyiproshow 2 years ago 10
@v0zbox I'm going to have to agree with you on this one. I'm wondering how proud Sandra Lee can actually be by showing African Americans how to make a cake out of a can. Pretty sad.
lizaheider 1 year ago
there are no words. this woman is truly bat-shit crazy
blugreen123 2 years ago 5
OMG!
Who the FUCK would make THAT?
NoCensorshipYT 2 years ago 4
Acorns? I didn't know there were oak trees in Africa.
disciplinemisanthrop 2 years ago 11
Are those corn nuts???
FM897 2 years ago 5
YES!! They ARE!!! And this silly bitch calls them ACORNS!!! I LOVE it!!! Sandy is fucking insane!!!
1814Brandan 2 years ago 10
she "needs" to taste that cake cause her producer told her too!!!! hahahaha
t3tsuya 2 years ago 2
pumpkin seeds?
BradAu73 2 years ago
She takes a bite and throws it all up.
All that vodka and those crappy cakes are seriously imparing her brain.
Wait does she have one ?
The one who hired her for this show certainly doesn´t have one , either.
YTfancol 2 years ago
"acorns" on a Cake ?! Oh, Ok Sandra...
Mrcelebrity07 2 years ago 2
All you have to do now is wash it down with one of her horrific cocktails...
1814Brandan 2 years ago 18
you like this video dont you XD
crazyiproshow 2 years ago
@crazyiproshow A little LOL, yes I do.
1814Brandan 1 year ago
omg! this woman's CRAZY
lemonsnlimes333 2 years ago
Let's top off this "Kwanzaa" cake with a few "acorns", pumpkin seeds, and some gigantic candles of different african colors and this cake will be bitchin'!
WTNmeow 2 years ago 18
It's a zombie crotch at :46. This bitch is crazy. Corn nuts on a cake? Yeah!! Delicious!!
quasar88 2 years ago 6
lol "acorns"... really? corn-nuts on a cake??
joemarjoejoe 2 years ago 5
this cake was surely made after cocktail time.
fallonvalo 2 years ago 82
@fallonvalo LOL!
tmp253 1 year ago
I still wonder why she slices the cake in half...what fucking difference does it make? LOL, she is a useless hack!
1814Brandan 2 years ago 2
no idea, this is Sandra Lee we are talking about..
crazyiproshow 2 years ago
HAHAHAHA, you have a point there.
1814Brandan 2 years ago
She put frosting between the halves, like a layer cake.
SFMonster 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
She sliced it in half so she can put some icing in between...like how cakes have icing in between layers.
If you want to diss someone, make sure you pay close attention to what they did!
haicaysen 2 years ago
It's still stupid. And thanks for the lecture - NOT!!!!
IDIOT!
1814Brandan 2 years ago 3
Worst TV cook in history.
baritonebynight 2 years ago 11
Cocktail Time!
RCDeschene 2 years ago 6
WRONG!!! It's CAHKTALE TAHM
Michelle2815CV 2 years ago 7
HERE SHE GOES AGAIN
Michelle2815CV 2 years ago
Why in the fuck did she use the huge taper candles on that so-called cake? She is certifiable bat-shit CRAAAAZY!!
cadebra1961 2 years ago 13
HAHA IDK
crazyiproshow 2 years ago