Brett Novek Taco Bell Commercial 30 sec

[sloppyapy]

If the FDA was for real they would shut all major fast food giants and toss their ceo's in jail for feeding the public chemical laced food. We are one big test tube folks! I love fatty foods like the next man, as long as it's real!! And these punk actors spreading this message is just disgusting.

[0zbrian]

The guy in the middle looks kinda like Jericho

[g3rrar1]

why the freak am i watching this? D:

[6MOK]

RALEIGH, N.C. (CN) - A man (Lynwood Earl Artis) who was eating a taco at a Raleigh bus stop says a cop (James Rollins)swept-kicked him to the ground, broke his leg and arrested him, then hauled him before a judge who sentenced him to 30 days in jail for contempt, because he could not stand on his broken leg. Rollins grabbed Artis by his still taco-laden arm, and spun Artis around with great force, which pivoted Artis on his left leg and sent the hapless taco flying.

Beware cops when eating taco

[47H10N]

There is now an easier way to smell like bacon

fargginays Bacon Cologne

[redbaddevil]

WTF? I have to watch a 30 second commercial to watch a 30 second commercial??

[Aim2GainMusic]

@redbaddevil LMAO!

[Wiifan15]

david beckham and emma stone?

[Mr432player]

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TAKO huscafat

azt a het aldojat!!!

[Bryrida]

Worgen Female

[missRitaRitaRita]

Great Job! Rusty... hehehe

[jaiko86]

there's actually some science behind this. look it up.

[singalinger]

omg yesss, haha. this is funny,.

[yankees032778]

ATTENTION LADIES!!!!! I guarantee this will actually work. Maybe not with a bacon club chalupa, but anything with bacon will do.

[AlwaysKim28]

0:16, the fuck is the redhead doing with her hand? XD

[titostacos]

@AlwaysKim28 yeah, she pushes her arm with her hand. Maybe it's some subliminal deal...

[chrisAKAchig]

Why the fuck doesn't Taco Bell sell this damn thing all year round and quit the bullshit limited time only shit?!?!?!

Sorry for the cursing but it pisses me off when I feel for Taco Bell (specifically this or any other BACON item) and they don't have it available so I just have to get a normal chicken chalupa instead.

Taco Bell, you're lame. And bring back that bacon cheesy potato burrito too. I LOVE BACON!

[CrazyDiamond5321]

What are the names of the girls? They're cute!

[oTiDDYo]

HEY!

[nickismine95]

that's not Emma Stone/ wtf? I came here lookin for a sexy girl...and I came up with two thrity year olds and some ugly dudes..ugh.

[xat0bz0r]

Thumbs up if you googled " I dont give a flying fuck that you like nachos" and that brought you here! wait.... that was just me....?

[johnny2956]

Both of the women are hot

[titostacos]

Where can I get a sportcoat like the middle guy is wearing?

[OddaDoleScEnce]

who's the dude in the middle (the one doing all the talking)?! He's SUPER adorable <3

[hansboofer]

@OddaDoleScEnce That's actually Rachel Maddow from MSNBC. They had her dye her hair and grow some stubble for the role. Rumor has it that she likes to leave bits of Chalupa Bun in the men's room and go back to nibble on them after they've been stepped on a few times.

[OddaDoleScEnce]

@hansboofer xDlmfao

[hansboofer]

@OddaDoleScEnce Goddamn straight, toots you're damn laughin yo fuckin ass off-but to tell ya the goddamn truth, I'd give that blondie a BIG chalupa any time-even at my age ( Chalupa is Gaelic for "Administering the magic twanger at rabbit speed inro attractive young females") . Now ya know, kid.Carry on.

[cerbrus719]

@OddaDoleScEnce his name is Rusty Joiner. you think he's cute in this? Do yourself a favor and google image search him. I can tell you one thing, he's never had a bacon club chalupa.

[swcom]

Who cares if "model" Brett Whogivesacrapabouthim is in the commerical? seriously, get over yourselves . . .

[Jchav650]

the blonde girl is pretty hot

[SumNJFella]

This my friends is why people think America is filled with fat pigs. Because it is. And they air idiotic commercials of two-attractive young ladies luring men with bacon scents lol. This countries a fucking joke lol. This is what the leaders think of us as a people. Dumb and ready to shove our bodies with toxic taco bell. Isn't it insulting to you? And if it isn't, your probably one of those fat, lazy, people who don't care or don't realize what your putting into your body lol.

[discolando]

@SumNJFella Do you mind if I copy and paste your comment into the "Taking Things Too Seriously" Hall of Fame?

[SumNJFella]

@discolando I guess your health and the fact that the government treats us like we're pigs isn't serious to you huh? right..go ahead and post it, your blind little one, blind..

[discolando]

@SumNJFella Did the government create this commercial? I fail to see the connection. If you get this commercial removed from the air and the internet, will Americans stop being fat and lazy?

[discolando]

@discolando Oh, and seriously... lighten up. If you don't like it, don't watch the commercial and don't eat the food. It's really not that hard.

[SumNJFella]

@discolando The goverment didn't create this. An ad agency did. But it must pass goverment inspection. Do you really think the government just allow's any old commercial to be aired on national tv? Get fucking real why don't you. Pick up a book. Learn a skill. This commercial is just another of a million ways that the government keeps you down, unhealthy, stuffed, and fat, and happy. Do you realize the character assasination in this commercial? This is what your standard american has become..

[discolando]

@SumNJFella Wow... just wow. Nobody is in charge of your health but you. Nobody is in charge of my health but me. The government has no say in the decisions I make for me or my family regarding anything.

Why waste your energy worrying about what anyone else does? Are you fat and unhealthy? If you are, stop eating crap and start running. Otherwise, take off the tin-foil hat, breathe deeply, and enjoy life - stop wasting energy worrying about what someone else chooses to eat or do with their life

[SumNJFella]

@discolando Your missing the logic. Your still being blind. I can see this commercial like 10 times in one night. Why doesn't the Ad Agencies air more healhty commercials? Oh, I know, because they really don't give a flying fuck about you the consumer, or your health. And the government allows that to be passed. Your okay with that? Proud to be an American? This is what your goverment thinks of you. And it's not only this commercial. It's hundreds, thousands..

[discolando]

@SumNJFella I don't care if anyone gives a flying anything about my health. The only person responsible for my health is me... get it? They can air this commercial every minute of every day for 100 years and it won't change a thing about me or my family Apparently it affects you because you're so up in arms about this... methinks he doth protest too much. How many times have you eaten at Taco Bell because of this commercial? Learn to live and let live... you'll be so much happier for it.

[NiceGuy019]

Has to be one of the DUMBEST commercials ever.

[dc030201]

is that caitlin crosby

[imheren0w]

whose the guy to the far right? he hott too!! need answer!

[hansboofer]

@imheren0w He be Rosie O'Donnell. They made her cut her hair and grow a beard and lose about 50 pounds of ugly fat. Ever since thst fat-assed bitch be booted off de View she need a gig to support her Chalupa and Crack habit.

[teri81979]

I work at Taco Bell and some of the commercials for the restaurant are lame but some are good

[LakersChargersAngels]

Bacon sucks

[donniedarkodevotte]

Yeah. I can't tell you how many times I showed no interest in a woman until she pulled something from Taco Bell out of her purse. I'm only interested in one taco a woman has and it sure as hell doesn't come from Taco Hell.

[jrin72]

brilliant

[bettydaw1970]

love when the one dude says "smells good" all cheesy like..

[Vf5rules1]

@bettydaw1970

Chris Jericho look-alike

XD

[crysjumar]

who is the actress wearing the black dress? She's cute AND she wants to feed me. How bad could it be?

[KrptoSodium]

both of those girls have giant mouths lol

[v8vairv8vair]

@KrptoSodium mostly the blond

[TheRefriedMexican]

What a lame ass commercial. Like the hot ass blondes had nothing to do with the preppy looking guys coming over and chatting. Let's see if the bacon works with a couple of fat ass heffers!

[Bombercules]

Not the first time a woman has attracted a man by using her taco.

[Worm976]

you fucking idiots over analyze everything...

its not subliminal messaging. its two hot chicks, and Bacon. its a win either way in my book.

[bukakee1]

Flash forward 5 years later when those guys are fat ass slobs because they ate too many chalupas.

[physciokid90210]

ok idk if im the only one but that girl isa dude the only girl in the in tire club that smelled the bacon shes a transvestite no other girl smelled tha bacon

[NarutimateItachi]

The first few times I saw this, I thought the brunette was the actress who plays Lorena from True Blood. They look similar till you look at both their faces at once. Thought it was her till I looked at the below comments.

[94zeek94]

song name???

[trishsan1820]

Brunette's name is Caitlin Crosby (think she's usually blond) - she is a singer who dated Zachary Levi for a long time - think she's adorable.

[TonyMcKilla]

whats the blondes name?

[Kutujames]

@TonyMcKilla Andrea Bogart

[DangerAaron21]

After watching the stupid Fanta commercial so many times, while trying to watch a show online, my vote for fourth Fanta girl is the beautiful redhead here. Not sure who it is, but she should win. I never get tired of this commercial. *drools for redhead, and bacon club chalupa.....* :)

[kabluwi]

with or without wings babe?

[ElegyForTheMasses]

This is a really stupid commercial

[52B6BB]

name of song please?

[shadowthehedgehog181]

Another fucking feminazi commerical... This should've stayed off the air :P

[forestgroveful]

No ... think it's Caitlin Crosby (she's usually blonde) went out with Zachary Levi for years. She's so damn cute

[justbcz68]

Love it!!

[Trondheim18]

Whats the name of the song?

[kauitheutau]

the blond dude looks like Vic ,, edard elric's voice acter!

[horde12]

was that red headed girl from Zombieland?

[cuppyandboo]

OMG IS THAT CAITLIN CROSBY???

[spaz4269]

@cuppyandboo : Emma Stone. I think so.

[lunaman32]

whats this song called?

[nellychess]

the blond chick has a mouth thats twice as big as it should be.

[akiraandmj]

@nellychess shes fuckin hot tho!!!

[hansboofer]

@nellychess That woman, by the way, speaks fluent Spanish. She picked it up down in Tijuana while working in a strip club that featured women who could suck three donkey dicks at a time. Performed between sets. Needed the money to pay for cosmetology school, according to MSNBC.

[iloveallvideos]

with or without wings?

[ultimategohanrules11]

I smell bacon...

[tommyrr121]

FJ subliminal messaging... ITS TRUE lol. with or without wings Taco Bell?

[narnianerd13]

with or without wings?

[iownaroflcopter]

@narnianerd13 *knuckle-touch* :D

[MrSuperskillz]

funnyjunk brought me here, user name: superskillz, add if you want, ill accept

[BlitzKiller4]

Yep. FunnyJunk bought me here too. *knuckletouch* yall.

- ImmaNeeenja

[Blind28117]

lol, i noticed the funnjunk thing too bf i went on funnyjunk o well . atleast somebody got it out to trhe concious minds of everyone.

[cyclops336]

Emma Stone is fucking hot.

(girl with the bacon)

[About9000ninjas]

I smell bacon...

[TLoZNarutofan]

@About9000ninjas With or without wings?

[About9000ninjas]

@TLoZNarutofan With, of course. *Knuckletouch*

[GwarsuxFtw]

with or without wings

[bomber525]

with or without wings?

[megamonsterman97]

@bomber525 hells to the yes, fj ftw!

[bomber525]

@megamonsterman97 knuckle touch?

[mamaidann]

*knuckletouch*

[WeAreYoMomma]

Thumb up if FunnyJunk brought you

[GwarsuxFtw]

@WeAreYoMomma wow you even thumb whore on youtube

[WeAreYoMomma]

@GwarsuxFtw I may be a thumb whore but at least I'm not a slut...

[0864746]

@WeAreYoMomma FunnyJunk brought me here too :D my user on FunnyJunk is FunnyJunkLover add me if you want ;)

[athieist]

@WeAreYoMomma thumb whores even on youtube

[Ronso158]

This is like guys tried to get girls with axe.. its never gonna happen... Which brings up the question.... How many girls made themselves smell like bacon after this commercial.

[bradikusrex]

i could watch this commercial 1000 times its so true haha. i love bacon.

[angelofheaven25]

is that heath ledger?

[lilkidfire]

This commercial sucks! When that loser actor says "smells good", I lose my freaking mind.

Taco Bell should be shut down with their nasty-ass food. That's why everything is so underpriced.

They Suck!

[DavidTRichard]

Good lord, people actually find this fucking stupid commercial funny?

[ThatTallGuy55]

Who's the blonde girl?

[InstantUpdate]

@ThatTallGuy55 looks like rori cannon on the right. i think.

i looked her up after i watched "Thrash Unreal" by Against Me!

sooo hot!!

[jerct]

I love this commercial. I wish my girl brought me bacon.

[drewarren19]

is it just me or does noone else get the craazy subliminal message in this ad??? i guess you have to listen to hiphop and work in advertising to get it.

[macjerm101]

@drewarren19 What do you think the message is?

[Yukon8e2]

I wonder if this chick is pissed off that Jules from Superbad had her "big" break like 2 years ago and now has got this look on lockdown in Hollywood.  Still smokin and probably even hotter than Jules but god damn that's gotta suck looking so much like a mid-grade celeb and yet the only work you can land is fucking Taco Bell commercials. POW right in the kisser!

[fishthisbig]

@Yukon8e2 Her name is Emma Stone. ...and considering that she and Ana were the only interesting things about 'The House Bunny' and she pretty much killed (literally and figuratively) in 'Zombieland' since 'Superbad'; I think she'll be fine. A quick jog over to imdb will also show you that she just finished 5 more films that will be airing over the next few years.

[SwayzeExpressTrain]

@fishthisbig Dude, thats Caitlin Crosby not Emma Stone.

[Yukon8e2]

@fishthisbig and @SwazeExpressTrain My point was that the chick in this commercial looks exactly/very very VERY much like Emma Stone (Jules from Superbad) and is therefore probably pissed that Emma got her "big" break before she did and now is probably having a hard time finding work in Hollywood as producers aren't likely to cast someone who looks almost exactly like another celeb. Perhaps she can breakout as a pop star a la Katy Perry/Zoey Deschanel?

[SwayzeExpressTrain]

@Yukon8e2 That's Caitlin Crosby. It's not the Superbad chick.

[dellgpx]

maybe he's smelling a hot fresh juicy fish taco hot n' ready stuffed with fresh fish meat and "juices" ready to explode in someone's mouth

[fishthisbig]

@dellgpx Even Freud would get bored with you.

[AlwaysSunnyinSac]

This is hilarious. It would have been funny if it had nothing to do with attracting guys aand if she just carried around for after the bar cuz taco bell is good drunk food.

[RichardLeeT2]

ha ha I remember this .... I've seen that Caitlin Crosby girl as a blonde and  I dig her.

[SuperMrLambert]

My names Joey Lambert.. and the smell of bacon turns me on..

[pinkangi]

this commercial is so disgusting.

[foot1piczocom]

(0:05) with or without wings?

[hjgw77]

with or without wings?

[hjgw77]

with or without wings?

[hjgw77]

with or without wings?

[Meni69]

i don't think the chick on the right needs help meeting men

[xokikixo]

is the girl 0:12 caitlin crosby?!?!?

[xokikixo]

is the girl 0:12 caitlin crosby?!?!?

[LanaVienna]

Brett is so HOTT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CryptonEncryption]

omg.

[khunopie]

RIP Taco Bell Founder

[Thegirlnextdoor42]

SO HOT! I used to be obsessed with him after watching "America's smartest model"!

[Shrubbs]

That's funny

[mwheeling7]

why did they get rid of it i loved it

[foxracer9619]

the guy on the far right is my brother.. well step brother .. but same thing

[markkicknutts]

im a guy and i loove bacon :) *druel*

[StudyPunkRockism]

guys love bacon

[qwertyuiop09ish]

Brett Novek is HOT

[regengy]

yes carrying a taco in your purse is definitely a turn on...i do it myself!

[110TwilightXo]

hes so hott and also in the optimum commercial!!!

[Fiazene]

HOTTIE <3

[emma57200]

Ohh I don't understand , I'm French ^^

[HopeValleyRI]

Since Taco Bell has so many health issues their food, they are now trying to associate highly paif people with their looks because nothing else works. Wow, poor Taco Bell and those that eat the crap.

[skatinguptown]

VEGAN ATTACK!

[HopeValleyRI]

Taco Bell has a history of causing health issues with their food. Did anyone hear that many will start short selling Yum! stocks to protest.

[MoccasinGirl]

And Rusty Joiner!

[chulokindia]

omg brett is soo hot, i love him, but i dont wanna marry him, like some crazy bitches

[xxBeachBabexx09]

Dammnnn Brett Novek is hottt

[Spaztasticness8]

Shit I didnt even realize he was in this

[Proteus60]

is the red head jewls from superbad? if not than they look and sound an awful lot alike. anyway that chalupa was really good and the blonde haired girl is damn fine

[jinoh1030]

NOPE...

[GassyBastard]

Fags.

[xxLALAxx09]

Brett Looks Yummy -(As Always)

And So Do Those Tacos.

Pshh, without that bacon .

ThankYou.(:

[xXSCREWSTONEXx]

The new Taco Bell commercials are fucking retarded, just like this stupid shit!

[parksitous]

all you people are douch bags, find somthing else to rub ure vagina at u loveless women

[beaglebbgun]

bacon stinks!

[voteformemayne]

hahahaha he had an orgasim from the bacon smell hahahahahaha

[blackcherrywoman]

what the fuck, brett!!!, god he's so fuckin sexy, damn i wanna see andre again on tv too

[bishona]

hahahahahha

[rocker1822]

sooooooooooo sexyy

[njtomboy]

This is the BEST!

[franko161]

novek rulezzzzzzzz

[chinchillafan]

i love brett novek and taco bell:)

[reemvane]

i lovee uu brettt!!! future husband:D!! think outside the bun hahaaahahahaha laughing my ass offf!

[sarai24290]

i admire brett

hes fenomenal

;)

kisses

SaRaii

[filiph2007]

Novek Rules.........

[makialanis]

I love Brett forever!

[meryhicam]

omg brett is s0o0o0o sexy i lovee him jaja love when he says heeey jaja

[rustyjoiner1211]

Rusty Joiner is the best model I have ever seen!

[earnhardtlivesE]

that taco was very good

[ALANMART]

Sorry Rusty ,but Brett is waaay more beautiful than you ,dude..!

[2alvin4]

Vote for Brett to be on the cover of DNA Magazine.

[mavarek2u]

screw the bacon and taco's those girl are hot

[VidN00b]

you are not true man mavarek2u

[klewis511]

Does anyone know what music is in the background?