desperate turtle stands on its hind legs

[kiecothewolf]

SO KAWAII!!!!! THATS ADORABLE!!!!

[lololo728]

dohhhhh the turtle is soooo cuteeeee

[Reddragonwolf14]

Turtle: "I WANTS TO OM NOM YOUR KITTY!" XD

[singlevietboi]

the next teenage mutant ninja turtle

[davecool67]

Forever alone

[BamaCupcake21]

So cute! Now I want a baby turtle! lol

[SoPoG]

cat, y u so mean? ^^

[tk1500]

...And one year later, the alligator turtle eat the cute kitty while she was sleeping.

[stevekon11]

If one tourtle can stand up there must be others that have learned to walk....and talk,read poetry........

[sarcuba10]

OMG!!! ADORABLE!!!!

[NinjacatAlex]

Oh god....So cute.... *Head Explodes*

[checkfoldcallraise]

the cat refuses to give him the secret of the ooze.

[Gorvis246]

AAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[Fr34k1ng0ut]

... that's a tortoise! :P

[iAlexia905]

confused turtle walkin around in a circle....awwww :)

[NYtassu]

Cat: Go away, peasant!

[Samochan]

Only needs a little bit of mutagen =)

[msmac10able]

Aaaaaw !! that is so adorable!



[NYtassu]

This happens guys who are trying to confess their loves for their girls.

[HappyHooker83]

@NYtassu for their girls, as in you possess us, FCUK OUTTA HERE!!! You need your dick cut off. NY "Men" are notorious for disrespecting ladies through sexual and street harassment and sexual violence. I know cause I used to live up there.

PS THIS IS A CUTE VIDEO!!!

[NYtassu]

@HappyHooker83 No I dont, I'm just a foreigner who has not yet mastered your language yet.

I dont even have a girlfriend yet, so those things about abusing women dont apply to me.

And I love my mother and sister dearly. They are not mine; if anything, I belong to them.

[NYtassu]

@HappyHooker83 Seriously, I dont understand why you poured all those things on me. I have never mistreated a woman in my life, and I respect all the ones I have met. That is my culture.

[EldestSauce]

@HappyHooker83 lol your name is hooker and you think that you aren't an object?

[HappyHooker83]

@EldestSauce What kind of ShariaLaw shyte are u on about? Some, becauseof how and wgat a womynchooses to have sex for, she is no longer a human being in your eyes and husband an object? Shyte, the things punks like your say to justify male entitlement. If it isnt saying what she wearing, thus she was asking for rape, as an excuse used to justify disrepecting womyn and having unconsensual access to a womyn's body, then its she didnt wear a burqa, so she deserves to get stoned to death.

[HappyHooker83]

@EldestSauce Fact is, you bytches want the pussy, you feel entitled to it, and you all hate the fact that you have to get our consent or pay for it to get it, hence your justification of rape victim blame, rape mentality, etc and using and by using our morals - the same sexual and sexist double standards you all dont hold yourselves to, as an excuse.

[EldestSauce]

@HappyHooker83 don't flatter yourself honey

[HappyHooker83]

@EldestSauce STFU, you crakkka arse misogynist bytch!

[EldestSauce]

@HappyHooker83 whatever you say jayne. also lol black

[Andreazor]

Aaaaw! That's so sweet!

[kl2545]

at the beginning the cat looked at the camera like "bitch. what the fuck are you doing. get outta my face."

[KaitoIsMyPuppet]

The turtle is so CUTE! Standing on it's legs just to get a cat's attention, I don't know bout you people but I think it's romantic ;)

[7ItalianStallion]

awww thats so cute/ wut kind of turtle is it?

[NYtassu]

Anybody thinks it's like a baby learning to crawl?

[capncook17]

@TheDevineBeing EL OH FUCKING EL!

[CheeseyPie12]

the cat's all like, "GTFO"

[InsanityOnABunFilms]

aw he's cute

[darkillusionist000]

awww poor turtle

[Jimbojetro]

What kind of turtle is that? do you know if they grow bigger or stay small?

[BunnyLightfootHD]

I don't know about the cat, but to me, that is fuckin' amazing lol

[kissesformybitches19]

cat in his head : * Paaaathetic ...* looks away

[Redwysh]

XDDD so cute

[ironman0161]

what type of turtle is that?



[blogowiskopl]

What does the turtle on the floor? This is not the living environment: (

[Redtim911]

@blogowiskopl Is a ball a hampsters living environment?

[McGoo03]

this is so adorable i played it over and over again when it fell :D

[vampireknightgal]

oh snap! when a turtle stands on its hind legs..you know stuff is goin down.

[donniiiiiiii]

0:12 xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[hieilovr12]

Omg the turtle made a noise~! It's so cute! That poor turtle is just trying so hard to get the cats attention!

[Dustin2424]

0:13 turtle faceplant

[Justtjenna]

aw he wanted to cuddle wit cat

[mrskar191]

what kind of turtle is that?

[jeangreydarkpheonix]

Wow he is very strong to get up on his hind legs what kind of turtle is that?

[communistraptor]

0:10-0:13 You look at me for i am jesus turtle. Cat:pcchhh yea right *looks away. turtle0:16 I AM JESUS. Turtle: screw this

[RhysonXbox]

the first turtle video to have a turtle, not a fricking tortoise

[OhitzAndge]

"Rapunzel Rapunzel, let down your tail!"

[simdude2u]

I love your cat! it is so cute with the white paws.

[hollycamolly]

Ninja tirtle: what kinda fortress is this? Where is the main entrance? i have been circling this structure for hours (2 cat minutes)!

[blackrosefallen11]

I think the turtle's in love with the cat.. XD

[punkishchick123]

I freakin love turtles!!!

[Lilworrierstar]

is that a snapping turtle or a terapin, or somthing. it had a pointy tale and long neck...? just wondering,...... x

[kitkat101213]

So cute when it slipped :3

[liz122197]

OM3D! That was incredible!

[roughnyou]

Poor little turtle.

[titoforeverbarca]

the cat is like... what a dumb.

[dreamrealitysometime]

is the turtle with the longest neck I have ever see!

[zucinnied]

come down here you pussy!

[Mr21utuber]

my cat ate my turtle

[snickledoosh]

that shell looks quite snug for that guy

[SharpieZombieParty]

First 15 Seconds The Cats Looking Up At The Camera Like "This Little Bitch Is Really Getting Annoying Mom."

[Luana157pitty1]

nossa que coisa mais legal que já vi.. , ai ai.. ( nao e legal e mt besta )

[ThaigerDon]

cat: i'm not impressed by your performance -looks away-

[MrRegina785]

This cat is so bad, why him don't stay with the turtle ?! ooow JESUS !! Love this video

[Cerejacwb]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWMMMMMMM­MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM *000000000000000000000000*

[Novababy790]

soo cute

"hey...look at me..hey.."

cat- *ignore*

[ShikariGangstress]

Too adorable. That little turtle really loves that cat. :)

[YouHadTheMoth]

Not even a turtle

[bleachangel8]

Mine does that all the time to get out of his box xD

[OverusedExpression]

It's a snapper, and it needs a nail trim! Very cute though.

[CNoMoreNoobz]

it really has long head or neck or what ever you call it!

[magaly434]

what kind of turtle is that ??

[000FLOR3]

'')

[Rainbowkittyeyes]

whatever it was

[Rainbowkittyeyes]

i wanna help him get to his goal :)



[spt444tigerflower]

turtle: hey , cat

cat : nuuu nuuu nuu

turtle: hey , cat i'm down here

cat: zzzzzzzzzz

turtle: OH SCURW IT !!!!!!!

cat: what ?

[crazychickhehe]

cat: so away

turtle: come on look @ me!

cat:*looks over way* whatever

turtle: look i on my hind legs!*falls* ouchy :(

cat: ugh leave me alone ;(

turtle: hehe i see you :D......nvm...

[Kurayami111]

looooooooooooong neck

[chooseapass]

awww

[Angerin757]

o_O I didn't know turtles can do that lol and I have three of them.

[MrLysy1975]

my turtles always stand on their legs when they want attention its so cute

[middlemedicine]

OH MY GOD IT'S A DINOSAUR!!!

[LightlyLexi]

He also meows, I guess o.o

[Orbot]

That's nothing! Gamera does it all the time! lol

[RocktheProject]

this is really cute! What kind of turtle is this? He's totally enamored with the cat!

[moonable1]

Zombie Kid would really like these turtle videos!

[iuno777]

it seems 2 b a 1-sided love...

[munk5050]

Did it Meow at 0:16????

[WolfySnackrib666]

Michelangelo is... mutating!

[lxSHUFFL3xl]

This is actually a tortoise but whatever..

[xsunny14x]

aw! It looks cute when it slips and falls. Its a tortoise I believe, it doesn't have those fin like arms. Cute video :D Love the cat too ;)

[Makohachi]

0:16

did he meow?

[CJXXxxUnknown]

@Makohachi i...think so o.o

[missemmalafrance]

its a tortoise its got claws



[kat2156]

Awww, this is one of the CUTEST things I've ever seen!!! Aw, I love baby animals, so adorable!! This is just SO very cute!

[uncheckedcatalyst]

that would be how a t-rex would look like

[meilin4444]

ninja turtle in the making. So where's the rat that trained him?

[MrJIMBOISAWESOME]

i like turtles

[IPrefer2Win]

I, for one, welcome our reptilian overlords.

[LeDiskoLove99]

Dear Mr. Turtle. Kitties are not friends to turtles, nice try though.

[zoamisosa]

what kind of turtle is this?

[laurenluvestwilight]

TURRTTLLLEEEE!!!!

[sgissweet845]

So cute!!!!!

[JonathanM00r3]

Next thing you know, he'll be fighting crime in New York City.

[MusicWeltenSchmerz]

Super Ninja Turtles^^

[hansices]

aww.....

[haley2153]

aww

[turtles123567894]

aww........

[TheCatalinalira]

Fantastic! Thank you. Regards, Catalina

[TheHorseLady1212]

The first little belly flop made me cry it was so pathetically cute xD

[Rahmz1992]

Cats are so arrogant. This here just reaffirms that fact. Still love them, though.

[BeyondBirthday133]

"Love me, Love me" ):>

[SpecialSoldier109]

is it just me or does this look like evolution at work? lol

[TheAmazingSkarmory]

I laughed when is fell

[Chelcake]

That... is the cutest thing I've ever seen.

[Torterra625]

Rocko's Modern Life?

[miraclegirl94]

Turtle: Notice me! Love me!

[blaqkbanpei]

GET SUM, lil turtle

[Lindseychan]

lol that turtle looks like a little ethiopian kid.

[LyleVertigo]

That's cute lol.

You need to trim its nails though, way too long.

[Derekmf23]

Cat: I'm not impressed.

Turtle: Fuck it

[dakd1212]

Go Kung Fo Panda on that bitch.

[burchified]

pizza! pizza!

[GageMcafee11]

AWW



[EerieBetrayal]

rofl, how fucking cute. i want a turtle!

[skycullen04]

hes like

Look at me!!!! *stops* wait wait wait!! i have an idea...but first i have to turn around...

[ThatNoOdLeGuy]

I like Turtles

[dillonlovehonda]

turtle: to cat: bitch think your soo tuff come down here and fight me

[metalflygon08]

Evolution in the making, once your turtle masters the art of standing, he/she will teach the offspring, and in a couple million years, turtle people!

[001php]

@metalflygon08 and they'll all know martial arts and fight Shredder

[AndrewmMckittrick]

@metalflygon08 i cant wait



[CF4LIf3]

@metalflygon08 TMNT?

[esidebill]

@metalflygon08 Once they master the art of standing and rats do as well, do we get real life TMNT?

[mrcaliforniaskater]

@metalflygon08 your retarded

[Aperson156]

dibs on calling the first one donatello.

[piemanrocksyea]

@metalflygon08 i doubt the reptilians will let them though since they are king reptile around earth...they make us humans see them as human

[tzooor]

@metalflygon08 or just ninja turtles. id be cool with that.

[EverydayNub]

@metalflygon08 teenage mutant ninja turtles.

[DarkEarthDragon01]

@metalflygon08 *plays TMNT theme song*

[MsAdrienneLynne]

@metalflygon08 Ninja turtles!

[CalvinTeeKai]

@metalflygon08 And Then TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES !!!

[edtough]

@metalflygon08 Even if this is a joke, evolution is not about teaching and passing on skills. You've misunderstood the concept; joke doesn't work.

[clipsahoii]

@edtough obviously it did since its a top comment stop sucking at life okay

[edtough]

@clipsahoii I suspect it's more that the 70 people have overlooked the fundamental error for the sake of the joke,

If this particular turtle had an advantage over other turtles by standing on it's hind legs, and this turtle survived to pass on it's genes while the other turtles died out before being able to reproduce, then yes, in a couple of million years other turtles would evolve to stand on their hind legs. But, it's certainly NOT about teaching skills through generations.

[clipsahoii]

@edtough useless logical rederick , 80+ got the joke you didn't, your still being a cum stain. lighten up

[edtough]

@clipsahoii You ARE admitting that that would not be evolution though?

[clipsahoii]

@edtough sure thing cum stain, whatever helps you sleep at night

[edtough]

@clipsahoii Resorting to name calling in an argument; the ultimate sign of intelligence.

[clipsahoii]

@clipsahoii umad?

[CrazyKoopaCat]

awwww! please tell me you put the poor thing in a basket of it's own, or with the cat or somethin XD

[Lavos2007]

im sure the turtle is jsut donig what my box turtle doe whenever my finger is near the tank, he wants to bite the cat XD

turtles are funny, some are nice, some are bitey, and they never look the least bit threatening before they bite, they walk up to ya or whatever their object of focus is looking all cute and then CHOMP, i have a box turtle who isnt aggresive but somehow is attracted to and loves to nip fingers and toes XD

[troodon2]

your turtle seems to be very attracted to the cat, have you ever been to the vet with him?

[thatissomeBS]

All you need is a couple more turtles and a rat that knows karate.

[ashellokitty]

awweeeee he wants to snuggle with kitty 

[lovegirl12511]

that is cute but let the tutle get some love!!!!

[alekatea]

oh,...this is so cute

[CPLKenDude]

Thats such a cool turtle.

[LadyLatias]

You know it's trying so hard when it does something nature does not intend it to do. o.O

[GROUDONABLE]

one day turtles will walk!!

[29Essan]

how cute

[OpTicGeneration]

What's this? your turtle tried to evolve but it's just a level 5 :(.

[crazykiller331]

what kind of turtle

[gunsling7]

its so cute!!!

[nevikffud]

his head is erect