The Ashfords

[THEJMANRULZ]

you get a thumbs downb just for the dane cook

[residentevilmaster45]

what is a soffacause

[sithmorak]

>:D

[sithmorak]

hey jeanetteRyokuX........ ABCDEFG I WILL KILL UR FAMILY!!!

[XxKitsimeruxX]

OMG

PRODUCERS <3 I LUFF DAT PART DUH MOST

[Gikkiann]

1:43 What song was that?

[Gikkiann]

1:43-2:09 What song was that?

[AshleyHouson]

I mean 0:29

[AshleyHouson]

lol at 0:30 :Time for bed Hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrr. I SAID TIME FOR BED HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! NO COOKIES HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR TYPICAL HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!­!!!

[TheAlanwake2010]

@JeanetteRyokuX oh wait...nevermind

:-X

[TheAlanwake2010]

@JeanetteRyokuX what were the musics?

[nicknikki1991]

My favorite part is when he names his kids. HRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! I SAID NO COOKIES!!!!!!!!!! TYPICAL HRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

[CxShinraSoldierxD]

my fravorite part was the robot abc im goin kill you

[SONICRULZ123ify]

i think my favorite part was

"listen,you broken down old queen,he was drunk,he was hot!,you got lucky! DON'T EVER CALL HERE AGAIN!"

"who was that?"

"wrong number!" XD

[jello2jedi]

What's the song from 2:10 to 2:22?

[Kibahedghog4]

LOL! "WHO WAS THAT!?"

Alfred "Wrong numba!! <3"

[Amethystdear]

..wats with the candles?-_-

[LeonScottKennedy1995]

Stupid, gay, pathetic, cross - dressing freak. To my best "friend" Alfred Ashford. xD

[wolflover096]

I bet alexander is having so much fun lol

[mikmick13]

Hahahaha XDD THIS WAS EPIC!

@ Kaboose666 -- the song is the main theme of the anime "Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni"

Or "When They Cry " :)

[Kaboose666]

@mikmick13 Heh, thanks man^^

[uberDizzy]

play with mEEEEEEEEEE O.0 .....

abcdefg I will kill your famil-

XDDDDDDD

[Kaboose666]

Hi there. May I ask which is song playing between 1:43-2:09..?

I read description but dont get it where this song is, help pls? :S

[xxxdancerforlifexxx]

i just sent this out on FB...YOUR WELCOME ! xD

[Kinvishi]

LMAO GREAT PRODUCERS REFFERENCE!!!! XDDD

[simfanatica]

parace que en algunos gestos hay referencias con ouran high school host club

[zuchanacha7224]

lol hilarious

[brokenbre123]

PLLLLRRRR IS ASID NO KOOKIES

[UnDeadGamers]

The robot was the best part.

[Voransu]

Dang. Our dad was like that. he was a lush and yelled alot so we um.......took apart his favorite trofie

[XxItsunakuxX]

I said "NUH COOKIES!!!!!" rofl

[halostudios12]

May I take your hats,coats and swastikas? Lol

[KyokugenRyo]

this the funniest video I have ever seen I like ending ^V^

[sammypoo300]

All your honors from germany!?lmao

[jello2jedi]

Time for bed prrrrrrrrrrr

I said time for bed PRRRRRRR!

No cookies PRRRRRRRR!

PRRRRRRRRR! I said no cookies!

[EmoHellGirl1998]

what? Is this guy like, got the feminine name from a pigeon or wut?..........haha....when alfred said...."wrong numbah!" nice accent there...

[verchelliezequiel]

who cant download death note background music? the end song please

[Deadriot3]

Oh my god this is so f*ing hilarious!!!! Especialy 0 - 1:15

[YasuoHiroshi]

What;s with the freakin' candels?

Alfred's Like WTF in this vid.....(a bit)

[awhat142]

wtf

[Arthikin]

1:38 What happened there? I didn't get it :{ Other wise Its AWesome!!! :D

[xpelin]

2:07 cute alfie

2:10 crazy alfie

xD

[SamAutomatic]

Who was talking the part when alfred picks up the phone??

What was it from?

[jadedsister77]

Halarious XD

[wolflover096]

I laughed so hardXD

and im still laghingXD

[computercomedyguy]

abcdefg i will kill your family XD i think its funny XD

[p5ycopaatt1]

still laughing!! dane cook is a fucking legend :D

[plank107]

your walkin w/ RRRRRR and u pass a chick a random chick RRRRR wanders near her you shout RRRRRR!!!! the girl slaps u right across the face

[Gman1249]

I didn't no Alfred was a Nazi 1:30-1:35

[Jill5342]

"play with mEEE"".0.0....'

"Abcdefg i will kill family"

i love that part

[matttrevproductions]

@Jill5342 yeah by the way what's that from???

[Jill5342]

@matttrevproductions the audio is from Dane Cook speak 'n spell

[matttrevproductions]

@Jill5342 no i mean play with me.............

[usagui34]

XDDDDD

[ZombieBrenda666]

haha i almost pee in my pants whit the RRRRRRR !! XD

epic fail XD

[addy99087]

i lol'd so much my chest hurts

[crimsonlordryuji]

dane cooks can SUCK MY BIG RED CRIMSON BALLLZZZ

[nobbie567]

in 0:34 ''NO COOKIES RRRR'' Ifuckin lol!!!!!!!!!

[ravenstarlovesedd]

You misspelled it, its Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[bleachiko3cat3]

I LOL'd so much at the

"play wiff mee...." "..."

"ABCDEFG, I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY!"

i shit myself laughing, honestly wtf, epic <3

[BlackMetalMusician]

LOL ABCDEFG, I will kill your family! hahaha

[roxinovak]

Alexander is pretty damn hot!!!!!

[starbunny391]

Hells yeah! ^^

[IamArkWesker7771]

pause at 0:38 and look at alfred his face looks funny

[Marialroblox]

TIPIC RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRR!!!!!! RRRR I SAID NO COOKIESX RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR@@­@@ RRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­! O_-................ABCDEFG I WILL KIDNAP ALFRED!! ^.^ (XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX­OXOXOXOXOXOXXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO­XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO­XOXOX)-All These kisses for ALFRED OR WESKER OR UUHHH I GUIESS THATS IT O_-

[REfanboys1]

dane cooks awesome

[blackasmidnight14]

wow.. i had my volume on full blast and i nearly had a heart attack when this started -_-

[wery12345]

hey i was playing all base at the song at end end it shook me off the fucking chair

[blades252]

lol i thought alexia was going to light him on fire

[weskerownsevrything]

abcdefg i will kil your fami

[weskerownsevrything]

o thats why they cal him nosferatu

[weskerownsevrything]

I SAID NO COOKIES PRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

[Giuliano9990]

wtf ?

[xoxoSHARAxoxo]

What are you trying to imply?

[Marialroblox]

i like alfred :3

[BlackVirus4]

wutw a stha middle partw hen eh anwser ath phoen form plz? OwO

[julie797]

what's with the candels

[naomie123456]

i know

[apelhitam]

O

M

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the first time i watched this vid i choked on my drink and rocked back on the chair LOLling.

prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr?

optimus prime?

megatron?

LAWL this is the real deal here! thanks for posting it on youtube!!!

[naomie123456]

LOL

[trahun7867]

wait the guy with the blue skin is there mutated father how fucked up can resident evil get they cant do residnet evil in space dead space was already out

[sorenredfield2948]

@trahun7867 since when was Resident Evil in space?

[LOLBling1907]

what is the song's name in 2:17 ?

[nana67676]

so alexia`s father is the hottest in the whole reasident evil series right>is he the hottest??

[naomie123456]

ask google

[mkd1998]

i dont get ir its good but...

[zaperslasher12]

lol dane cook

[stephakasmiles]

lol

[crisNsheva]

lol awsomeness

[ILUV74]

dane cook my fave comiedin

[BadassSon]

sweet death note music death note FTW

[CooperClan009]

My Roflmao level is OVER 9,000!!!!1!

[Pixieloka]

2:10 Lolz *-*

[Amethystdear]

wow freakin random now i see why they did that to Alexander...he was abusive.

oh and the last part was freakin halarious

i wonder if wesker would really do that

LOL

[greendayrox489]

Wesker would so do something like that. :]

[Amethystdear]

Yep he would... thanks for agreeing with me....he's a real freak you know

[greendayrox489]

Your welcome. Yeah he really is a freak :]

[AnnalyIsMeAgain]

wats with the music at the very end

[ClaireR1212123]

A B C D E F G I WILL KILL UR FAMILY!!!! X3 lol TRRRRRRR I SAID NO KOOKIES!!!!! X3 yes i do no how to spell cookies! X3

[JumpstyleFanatic]

lol

[Daemon231]

Iam The Cobra Commander and th..... BLRRRRRRR I SAID NO COOKIES! THIS FUCKING BLRRRRR IS DRIVING ME UP A FUCKING WALL!!!

LOL!

[lilly082]

Time for bed Frddd, I Said Time For Bed frddd. NO COOKIES FRDDD, TYPICLE FRDDD...

[sacrificern852]

ABCDEFG I WILL KILL YOUR FAMELY

[dagaros11]

I AM the cover commander at this...

TRRRRRRRRRRR I SAID NO COOKIES!!!!!

Great!

[NoxagalicStud]

Dthrrrrr, I said no cookies!

[snowleopard96]

aOMG THE TOY THING WAS SOMTHING THAT WOULD HAPPEN AT MY HOUSE!!!

[ammyspell]

lol DAMNIT PURRR I SAID NO COOKIES!

[CARMINEOWNZ]

ABCDEFG I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY

[essam007]

lol funny and random xD optimus and megatron? ERRRRRRRRR? xD and the robot @ da end l b d f e r d xD

[KillerWhales1951]

...OPTIMUS PRIME?!

MEGATRON?! T_T you Ruined my Fave Sci-fi...

[khanthegreat12]

lmao

[HaloTanya]

XD "I said no cookies!"

[frostycold111]

HAHAHAHA

[TregAichi]

You forgot to credit your intro song.

It's Hallelujah by Rammstein.

Great video, really liked the kid's names part! xD And the scanner.

"Play with me!' xD

[CRYPTKILLER97]

candle lol! this isfunny lol! must stop typeing lol! lololololololololololololololo­lol!

[ShowbiizLaLa12344]

what does alexander tun into ? :D

[BlueWolf245]

He got turned into Nosferatu

[MidnightPrower]

abcdefg i will kill you family >: D XDDDD

[BlueWolf245]

Hey Optimus Prime come here and sit next to Megatron were gonna have a little chit-chat XD XD I think this is JeanetteRyokuX's best video! 5/5

[FireFang234]

what does Alexander turn into?

[adzie96]

NOSFERATU!! ugly as.... =L

[SakuraAvalonBleac25]

ROFL XD

*slaps in favourites*

[bloodyswordswoman16]

xD Alfred and the scanner!

also, for Alexander, what's up with the candles?

[zariael19]

whats the song at the end? i like it xD

[leon4lovers]

seriously! i wanna know too!X I

[Nilsson1456]

I love the Dane Cook Attachment but i love the killer toy more.

[meredithsboy09]

Play with me.. (...) ABCDEFG I WILL KILL YOU FAMILY! xD

[AngelStar1406]

Heh, you used my two favorite jokes, My Son Optimus Prime and Speak N' Spell.

[shadowgunz25]

whats with the candels

[BlackScream77]

Play With Me! -- ROFL where hav i heard that one from?

[UnDeadGamers]

I hate spotters so much... Hunters too.

[Lavibi]

Make a another 1

[TheRealClaireR]

the beginning lil song thingy is a rammstein song...halleluja or how ever its spelled..am i first to guess huh huh am i 8D!?

[nat123800]

ha ha ha funny XD

[akatsukifangirl11]

lol ABCDEFG I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY!!!!!!!

[Daywalkers889799]

Play with me [; i wanna spell right now. XD dane cooks is hilarious. Speak n spell was in my opinion one of his best acts.

[MeamoRamon]

one of the best videos I ever saw!

[ResidentEvilFanClub0]

XD optimus prime megatron and BLLFFBPPFTTTTT

[pwnedhahas]

This is hilarious!

[kaieo]

A,B,C,D,E,F,G, i will kill your fam-ily lol at the end PLAY WITH ME then... A,B,C,D,E,F,G, i will kill your fam-ily

[umbrey80]

bbbbblllllidddhhhh I SAID NO COOKIES!!!!!

[UnholyAngelLord]

lolz!!

[lilly082]

Tats Dane Cook?

I wondered who that was

[CrakedNutshellluvr]

ABCDEFG!! I will kill your family =D

At the end XDD

[moving1on2now]

I SAID NOOO COOOKIES!

[GravitationLova]

Wrong numba!

[DANTE637]

lmao lol that was so fucking funny

[moving1on2now]

hey optimous-prime come here and megatron no cookies!!

[xReztox]

ROFLMAOCOPTER

[lmaoomfgusuck]

i love how you drew them!your good at drawing!

[Lavibi]

(o)(o) Dane Cook and kids don't mix...  __

[dothemariogs]

What are you talking about? He would be like the best dad ever!

[khfan627394749]

run like hell EVIL ALEXIA

[TehMimi]

ahahahahaha ABCDEFG... I WILL KILL UR FAMILY xD lolz ahahah lmao

[paulsimons66]

2:23 fucking funny(dane cook the shit)

[NightmareNny777]

Nice use of the Higurashi music XP Nice vid too, very funny XD

[Alessiuzzola]

I love it!!!! 5/5 XD

[DOOMCOOKIE77]

LMFAO!!

I think I like the ashford twins more now...

[CadaverTheDemonata]

lol

[lollylilly96]

THIS WAS PUT ON ON MY B-DAY

[PoisonOg1]

I WANT THAT ROBOT!!!

[joeynuma]

i mean the one afte 2:10

[Zezzimo]

its like Rawrrrrrrrrr! ^_-

[VincentAlucardRose]

and Dane cooK!

[joeynuma]

dude i like that song at the end befor the abcdefg i will kill your family what was that song when they wher geting revenge

[Kidahdakash]

What is that song from: 1:44 to 2:10 name?

[lilly082]

I like the bit at the end (no offence)

A

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D

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F

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I will kill youre family

frrrrrrr i said no cookies!!!

[Applejuiceisawesome]

Rofl..Alfred he was like "wtf?"

^^ lol alexia and alfred looked chibi in this vid. Awesome vids as always.

[animegurlorfantasy]

i meant no cookies BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

[animegurlorfantasy]

no brrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

[chip10289]

lol a b c d e f g i will kill your family typical hrrrrrrrrr i said no cookies

[princebow6rsdude]

whats the name of this comedian??

[jengapower]

it is dane cook meso ^_^

[MARIATOZZ]

hahahahahha lmfao

[leonlikejapanstuff]

WTF who spams all the good comments?! o well

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I WILL KILL YOU FAMILY

my reply"I would like you to try with a 12 gauge shoty gun barell in you face.nah just kidin"

[frankwest2000]

lilly