Taiwan Amusement Park

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2:15 ~ 2:19 .....................

[michakiri]

You take your son to a lot of amusement parks don't you.

[Cationification]

@michakiri Mordeth is a good dad isn't he :)

[ttiiyy]

LMAO Is my penis small? Am I short? No. Therefore, I should not speak Chinese.

Come on!

Good job parenting, you ass.

[chinabear3]

Your son is so adorable & cute. That is one awesome amusement park. If I ever go back to Taiwan, that's my 1st place I will visit.

[Snowypure]

I love this videos you do with your son X]

[likewhoa23]

what is this park called?

[Nowaimylord]

-Am i short? Is my penis small?

-No.

-Nom so we speak..?

-English

[ttiiyy]

@Nowaimylord I was laughing so hard at that, and I feel bad about it. I can't believe he talked to his son that way. He asked him if he's eye-slanty. Oh God LOL

[SADChrissyQ]

I love your boy I wanna babysit him! lol

[apocaRUFF]

It was pretty neat when you noticed the train was from Wichita, KS. Well, for me anyways, since I live in a place near it.

[blah23]

does your son know what a penis is?

[SirRoxen]

The way you talk to your son is awesome. It's exactly how I talk to my niece, I talk to her like she's an adult that doesn't understand jack shit.

[whatsabubbler]

Why was a that lady at 7:11 wearing a surgical mask ?

[damonkey6969]

@whatsabubbler she is wearing a surgical mask so she doesn't have to catch someone's sickness

[whatsabubbler]

@damonkey6969 Is there a lot of sickness down there ?

[loserman2014]

why was the lady on the train wearing a face mask?

[middlemanclayton1]

what head camera are you using? you walking around with ur helmet on :P

[azjmiles]

chiang kie sheck memorial

[azjmiles]

oh crap i think im asian

[DXP6]

The somethingest train?  I don't believe it.

[jdmillspa]

Ha! I'm from Wichita. And apparently we make small trains.

[DayLight95]

I was wondering (not to sound ignorant I just don't know) will JD have your accent when he speaks English when he's older or will he have a Taiwanese English accent when he speaks English? Thanks :)

[guhjeeh]

hey moredeth why do you show your son's face, but not yours? i never understood that.

[13mordeth]

@guhjeeh I got a whole video on that topic. Search: M13 face

[Cationification]

@13mordeth Bahaha.. wasn't there a FAQ video just before this particular video?!?! like wtf! haha

[sashasally]

That awesome! A town near where I live use to have a miniature village amusement park as well; it was a really fun place to go.

[MrFiliChris]

The guy at the end is an absolute beast :D

[jkcrusher18]

m13, why do some people where masks there?

[cadaei123]

@jkcrusher18 Because of heavy pollution

[Regret696]

@jkcrusher18

So they dont get swine flu and such.

[locogreen915]

why are there hardly any people there. kinda creepy ghost town feel to it.

[Adamtron530]

Lol damn dude, don't wanna sound creepy but your kid is hella cute!

[pool741]

hey m13 how well does your son know how to speak English?

[zombiesecurity]

Cute kid, bro.

[ROBOTNINJA500]

somtimes it looks like m13 is on a big hill looking down at shit

[UndeadKIRA]

I like trains.

[kotonidesu]

Love this park! I also love videos with JD! Such a cutie! [:

[rottenzombie27]

umm.. the aboriginals don't speak Taiwanese. They have their own languages. Mandarin, Taiwanese, Hakka are all considered Chinese languages.

[buckcitycrunk]

How difficult is it to get your son to speak English on his own (without you having to remind him?)

[2gcdma]

its not hell, its purgatory! 

[Ledrey]

Love the small penis joke, that was hilarious!

[csv]

the slanty eye joke was epic man. damn.

[captainvideo1981]

I really like your videos and the info you give. I remember when my son was that age, so awesome! Enjoy every moment.

[x10secsx]

nice vid

[Schaaf]

Is there a little M13 riding around those model-streets?

[GmTruckCarLove]

They make trains in Wichita. Maybe chance but IDK were else. Proud to say that is my city you named.

[XxArkhamxAsylumxX]

Woah woah woah! M13?! I thought you couldnt read Chinese? Then what was that at 2:30.???

[Dodek72]

Woooo, so fast..

[MegaXJay]

It's cool that you're teaching your kid both languages at an early age

[XxArkhamxAsylumxX]

@MegaXJay Taiwanese kids learn english all through school. By the time they are like 17-18 years old they know quite a bit and can speak it well with a handful of grammar errors here and there.

[XxArkhamxAsylumxX]

@XxArkhamxAsylumxX Just ask M13. It was his job to teach Taiwanese kids English.

[Pikachodeable]

Damn, just when I thought....

Holy crap that was horrible English

[criskity]

@mrswails In Taiwan it's common to wear a mask when you have a cold or the flu to prevent the spread of germs. Or if the air is especially polluted, it helps filter out particulates.

[setchemati]

@jlcame1994 Asian people use masks because in the crowded and usually over populated cities there can be a good bit of pollution and germs in the air and its also courteous to wear them if you are sick, its like covering you mouth when you cough in America but cleaner.

[alejandrotopo]

i speak park info

[bemylover646]

How funny I've been to that amusement park, it looks nothing like I remembered!

[wolfboy0723]

No Chinese today. Look at me, are my eyes slanty? Am I short? Is my penis small? No. So, we speak.... English. Good.

[Nightss10]

4:07 Suddenly, a stroller appears.

[SADChrissyQ]

I luff you and your son!

[MangoLuve]

Did you know that there was a barbie/phone advertisment before your video?

[bbman10pwns]

Your voice sounds slightly higher pitched.

[GumBa11Machine]

You make me wish I had a son -__-

[PieLover5000]

@GumBa11Machine He makes me wish I had his son :D

[indaburn]

@PieLover5000 me and my miss's just had a daughter,, i really wated a son,, but so over the moon with her,, she's 5months and after watching this i cant wait untill she older.. will be so much fun like

[13mordeth]

@indaburn Children for the first 4 months are just selfish little mouths. Not fun at all. It slowly gets better. Once they can walk it starts to become fun. And once they become potty trained (around 2.5 years old) then it starts to be a joy.

[indaburn]

@13mordeth oo i no,, all she does is eat and shit at mo,,lol,,with the odd smile.i cant wait to take her to place's like zoo's and stuff,, lots and lts to look forward to:-) how old is your son? his english and Taiwanese is really good but he looks quite young

[Dexterised]

is your son's english as good as his chinese?

[kounga999]

"So fast" at 7:56... from a man owning a ninja 650! lol

[elvensbane]

4:18 LOL

[gixxersteven]

Your son is so cute!

[thorfoxxx]

your vlogs have been ridiculously good lately

[13mordeth]

@4airsoftfun It was in my previous video.

[maycontainhardwork]

@13mordeth

[supermansamuel]

"I like trains"

[Bradc19]

"what do you do?"

"oh nothing. just balance on a 7-foot unicycle and throw glass bowls on my head with one foot"

[HONDASBEST]

no 7/11's? how often do you visit those stores? we dont have that many in north carolina

[Generic007atl]

being in the military, if im stationed in japan or something near by im probably going to take a tour with you. just thought you would like to know you probably have a future customer.

[Krazyleggz742]

This is one of my top favorite vids. Next to the one where you went to the first town you ever lived in Taiwan.

[avanbay2]

When I took Chinese in school, the teacher, or laoshi, told us that xiao ren also means jerk. Any input?

[digitalkila]

why was that chick on train wearing a mask.... expecting a sars atk?

[mrvideogamevideos]

@digitalkila No, she's just retarded.

[JJ2072]

Hahah great video

[supercisco3000]

Wichita Kansas? ha ha i live in Kansas City, but at least part of Kansas is famous in taiwan.

[ipod4165]

why did the chick at 7:08 have one of those medical mask things

[Audrius2009]

09:47 that's prety cool, but can he do a wheelie

[allabtMando]

Lol, you remind me of my dad. xP

[AsiansOnUTube]

your kid is lucky that chinese is his first language... english is much easier to pick up down the road... he will be in high demand in terms of jobs when he grows up

[Wootguy238]

Wichita, Kansas eh? I live 30 minutes from Wichita! Woot! =D It's cool to see a little part of Kansas made it's way to Taiwan.

[theroflraptor]

Legoland is soooooooo much better :P

[JoshTilley121]

Hahaha, do I have a small penis?, no -_-, then what do we speak!? English -_-

[masterme1313]

@13mordeth Nice one :p

[derangedwelshman]

advert before vid was fanta ad with an amusement park... coincidence? I THINK NOT!

[ballshok]

8:10 Is the same as 'Tidal wave' at Thorpe Park (theme park near London,England)

[ballshok]

would you ever take your family to see your home town in Canada?

You could leave the wife at the airport.

[AlexA1ex]

Those model trains and towns reminded me of Legoland Windsor in England. It's nowhere near as impressive as legoland though.

[w00tplayaw00t]

I'm surprised you didn't play Godzilla on the functional models. =p

[Iamalegendindeed]

Can I ask, what is it with the woman sitting behind you on the train with the mask thing?

[quicksilv3r1984]

EVERY1 HERE IS FUCKD, GEORGE ANTHONY KILLED CAYLEE AND GOT RID OF THE BODY, ALL THE EVIDENCE POINTS TO GEORGE ANTHONY THAT PEDOFILE

[DragonL33t]

F***ing haters

[HerpDerpSmurf]

Its WWE now. Duh get with it. Jeez.

[hopeyoulikehyper]

i am going to wichita kansas, WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

[transdetendal]

@hopeyoulikehyper that you want to see if they got a taiwanese train

[torberry]

@hopeyoulikehyper it means you don't pick good vacation destinations.

[hopeyoulikehyper]

@torberry lol good call

[cestrianvlogger]

M13, your teaching your son some wicked skills, he is so going to be a boss one day and rule over taiwan

[TravisDia180]

@TVTVTV3030303030  I HEAR A HATER!!!...

[0XAciDRaiNX0]

does he learn english and taiwanese at the same time?

that must be confusing

[Sakuma149]

Check out Splendid China in Kissimmee Florida, it was similar to this park and has been abandoned. there is some cool footage online about it.

[mtdewguy123]

Engrish sorry had to do it.

[TheBumish]

I don't get why people dislike a video because M13 makes a handicap joke... They obviously don't know who they are subscribed to if they get offended about that.

[bigbillbob88]

2:14 hahaha Roflcopter just took off.

[Rustanator2]

Haha I love what you said to your son. "Do I have slanty eyes? Am I short? Do I have a small penis?"

Funny stuff



[MirandaSour]

im totally from wichita, kansas! :]

thats awesome.

[01020498]

"is my penis small?" LOL !!!

[Marshmellowmenn1]

have you ever gone to one of those motorcycle hangouts and one or two people were making fun of you without knowing that you speak tai

[G1pilotJ]

wall the enclosed thing a plaza? that was the first word that popped into my head

[Burrell801]

@7.08 the woman protecting her mouth from diseases, should you be wearing them moredeth?

[cuntface644]

@Burrell801 I've always been curious about that, I live in australia and even then sometimes i see asain (women especially...?) walking around in facemasks...

is there some kind of weak immune system thing going on or are they just overly paranoid?

[Long2John]

@cuntface644 They are probably being considerate. I have seen a commercial on Taiwan TV telling people if they have cold or flue symptoms then they should wear a mask to stop spreading it.

[fumengyao]

do u worry that your son dont speak english at all when he's a little bit older? u'll be left all alone. no offence cause im kinda having the same concern.

[PinyinPrism]

The place was more dead than Elvis. Six month pass FTW!

[Paul37062]

Where is this? Would like to take my tyke. funny vid btw!

[BikesNboobs]

knowing that this was m13 video i though u was going to scream at the guy on the bike while he was chucking the thing on his head Lool !!!

[superedmt]

why to people have masks on them?

[motorcyclevlogger]

hey, so learning chineese would be a waist of time if i do the hole teaching in taiwan thing that we talked about??

[superedmt]

I found the the handiccaped joke funny it wasnt mean

[Adkiz69]

M13: JD is my penis small?

JD: SMALL!!!!

M13: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­o!!!!!

[AnimaSola3o4]

That was like your best video ever!! I loved it. You are a great dad always taking your son out to do fun things, meanwhile, showing us around!!

[thekjellar]

RRRRRAAAAWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR i watch all ur vids :) i luuv em all :D

[mx97jb]

"look at me are my eyes slantey.. am i short.. is my penis small?... " LOL hahahahaha!!! very good video! glad i subscribed

[YoshiEatsWasabi]

5:30 did you want to say palace instead of mansion? lol

[rishy561]

"are my eyes slanty, am i short, is my penis small?"

"no"

"so we speak...?"

"English!"

[RandomFilmsUK]

XD you are epic..... "Are my eyes slanty, am i short, is my penis small?" im not sure if thats racist or not.

[LithCS]

What the hell youtube, now I get commercials before and after the video??!?!

OH well, 30sec of hell to endure makes the vid all the better I suppose..

[AccidentalBroadcast]

how can somebody dislike this?

[kyoutenshi]

That's great waiter... nice job with the bowls. Now can I have my damn soup?

[gpc510]

wtf is it really called small people country?

[airsoftandrew1]

wwf means world wildlife fund and that makes it all the more funny.

[3puremage]

im from kansas...

[AliFugginB]

Dude I've just discovered you on teh interwebs and I'm HOOKED!!

[TheJaded]

I didn't know Israel were fans of WWF = So funny

[dude157]

Nice vid M13

[NeophyteOneable]

why did the woman on the train wear a protective mask? also, where's all the people, its kinda empty for beeing an amusement park.

[jaydenrunsthis]

@NeophyteOneable probs middle of the day or off peak times..

[zecastelo]

No chinese today JD...

Am I Short? Is my penis small?

No.

Soo.. We Speak... Chhi-owait. English.

:P

Thanks mordeth for these videos, have been following your videos for 2 months now and lovin' them.

Cheers from Portugal

[SageNTitled]

What is your Frozen Synapse alias? I want to challenge you, Mordeth, to a game of tactics!

[ResediVlad]

"Is my penis small?"

"No!"

"So we speak English?"

"Good."

Dad of the year, M13.

[67kneil]

love the mini town very awesome

[FraeschD]

it's not officially summer? when do you film your videos and when do you actually upload them? or do the taiwanese wait untill school's out?

[1DARBY1]

I hate it when people say "eye-raq"

[reynolds2006]

@1DARBY1 i hate it when people complain like fucks.

[oilslick13]

cute kid m13

[ThePingjulee]

(seeing the huge fake beetles...)

Let's keep... OH YO~

lmao

[tw0cold]

were u wearing a helmet recording this?

[Mario95BG]

@tw0cold No he says like a 100 time that he hold the camera in previous videos

[sirraziel]

I'M EATING BREAKFAST FOR FU**'S SAKE!

[smasila]

Cool trains!!!!

[samhain360]

Nevermind.. I posted that before you finished your description i think its the wrong word haha.

[samhain360]

Palace the word you were looking for?

[cipher619]

"JD look at me. Are my eyes slanty? Am I short? Is my penis small?"

"No"

"Then we speak...?"

"English"

"English.... Good"

[Sepiwirl]

Was it just me that was looking at the girl in yellow instead of the guy on the one-wheeled bicycle?

[MasterFD]

Lol don't get jumped by a little Chinese gang for those comments. CLASSIC! And you already got your son trained to say English. Too cute

[XxSniper94scooperxX]

He CAN read everything : like French : salut M13 sa va ? Je suis suisse et mon pays et aussi beau que le tien !

[XxSniper94scooperxX]

Do you like superbikes ????

[sydsense]

wow you can read chinese too

[XxSniper94scooperxX]

Hello ;)

[XxSniper94scooperxX]

M13 !!!!

[13mordeth]

The last video had 10% dislikes due to the handicapped joke. What's controversial in this video that's causing the dislikes???

[jimbo80982]

@13mordeth lol ikr? perhaps its crossovers from the last video...