Bush VS Iran! Gnooze 1-14-08

[700gsteak]

why do all your news on here revolve around iran?

[sohrabnavaee]

crazy... nice video!!!

iran the greatest country ever!

[LAnonHubbard]

She looks very cute on this one!

[FreeIranHelp]

oh my god she is so funn!!!

[chilledvortex]

how deep and meaningful

[haithamforlife]

you right 100%

[maresarbedar]

us fuck of from persian gulf save your people and take them back to usa

[tokenn83]

i just lost it when she mentioned the middle east jackets! hahahaha! funny and cute.

[yeamuntaqimu]

only one way that muslims will be freed if they take down those illigitimate kings and ameers who are the evils of the worlds.and egypts president,he is the pimp of americans presidents.

[jdog97]

i agree with you

get rid of stupid king adullah and fuck all the fliping dictators lets get civilised and have a democratic islam.

themuslims (i am muslim by the way) are giving a bad impression

[Braniacwitdatgat]

Your an idiot.

[crippled82]

Ianian government must fall, bunch of sick lying bastards killing its own people, these people are not free to do what they want.

But not by war.

[arashosta]

shut up you dubble crossed piece of shit.

[crippled82]

Hey, I was angry at the time, I only know what the media tells me, I know better now.

[damavand177]

totaly agree with you, we will put them down soon thse bastards and send them to hell.

[jdog97]

you people are dumbasses

you keep goin on about iran having weapons of mass destruction and bla bla, yeah attack the arabs/muslims

DONT YOU SEE

israel have nuclear bombs

israel are illegaly in palastine

building illegal weapons killing innocent people

BUT NO SANCTIONS

wtf

you people are the hypocrites

iran is the lion of the east the one country standing up to america and its hypocrisy

[crippled82]

-I don't care if they (iran) have em or not, they're not so stupid to use them.

-no bigger a hypocrite than a many muslims, like hamas. hypocricy isn't the problem.

-iran has a totalitarian regime, what I have seen is that the people themselves don't like their regime, nothing to do with religion.

peace

[jdog97]

why my friend

to people keep going on about irans nuclear weapons

what about israel why do people talk about mugabe masacreing why not palastine.

dont you see the isaels are killing innocent people like you and me and getting away with it

no sanctons at all have even bee put forward for the israelis but as soon as a muslim place gets a bomb your all over it.

plus most jews hate there regime, and this i got from an actual jew

[crippled82]

Because Iran threatened to wipe israel from the map if they could, if I remember correctly.

I also see the Russians kill innocents :(

well, not anymore, because russia keeps the reporters out.

Also have seen Hamas kill innocent Palestines, but no-one complains about that.

From what I have seen on footage of Magav trying to stop a demonstration, they are megalomaniacs who only care about their people and their will is law.

[crippled82]

The truth is, the west don't care about victims, UN didn't also care about the zimbabwe and darfur genocides, only if they needed donations. No sanctions for israel, because cant, or may not argue the 'fact' that terrorists are being wiped out. Collateral damage is no problem, because of this reason.

this is the truth i believe, and it sucks.

I hope the jews made a correct decision last election, and the other you's and me's over there get peace.

[AcePilot101]

IRAN is the real threat in the Middle East.

Iraq and Iran were fighting over the Persian Gulf before Desert Storm. The USA is defending Israel AND Saudi Arabia from Iranian terrorism. Islamic propaganda blames Israel and the Jews for everything..

[CYRUS2060]

You are a zionist.Isreal has 200 nuclear weapons and very strong armed forces.iran has not attacked any country since 1717.what did yousay USA is defending what?

[stormz7675454]

Israel has at least 300 nukes.

[Daveparts]

Gee, just think if Marta and Deek Jackson had a love child

[conspiracy777]

I want that shirt!

No ... not A shirt .... I want THAT shirt!

[owenbigpinekey]

Love the shirt Marta. Are they available on the website yet??? Dont answer ill check it out myself.

[matrixcmitech]

always funny --- those eyeglasses make marta look as smart as a labtician i'd believe anything she says!@~@#

[Gramra]

Are cloned Persians edible?

[mikegj1077]

I would rate her 100% if she took her cloths off.

[ljs22l]

Yea she's nice.Nice neck too.:P"'

[stairscout]

Nice boobs

[BOBIzizou87]

LOL cool T-shirt. =)

[jerryERRN]

In this time where are country again is trying to tear ourselves apart I have posted a video called the great American Speech. It is not much but, I would ask that you listen to it then respond. Please be kind in your responses because we already have enough attacks in our country

Jerry R Lucas RN

[sandyib3ll]

I'm glad I don't eat meat!!! Clones? No, thanks, cloned or not, they're still animals...

Love the t-shirt!

[DillonX]

Nice video again.

And I love how you do Bush playing like a little kid with his "finger guns"!

He always reminds me of a whimpy kid who thinks he can shoot 'em up without anyone getting hurt.

BUSH SUCKS.

[MBRHIndustries]

Those clone baby pigs looked delicious. I don't know if theres really a medical risk, its just that people get creeped out eating clones.

[barakuda1111]

Videos are good but those messages "Rate this video", "Leave a comment", "Subscribe"... are irritating. Just for that i will not subscribe, ill rate your video poor, and not watch you god damn spamer any more

[gnooze]

I've had a LOT of people say that they they'd forget otherwise, and they appreciate the reminder.

But to each their own!

[projectdurden]

Hmmmmmmmm.....Sharp Cheddar.

[justplayman]

alrighty

[mikma]

mikma was here

[YouWish8]

okay since i was 40 something last time , by now i must be the hundredth person to say Nice shirt =D

[iniksbane]

Okay this is officially my favorite episode, you tagged the President, Iran, the press secretary and the UN. That totally rocked.

On a side note, I alway like how they bring up 9/11 or the USS Cole when they're losing the argument. I realize that it's just politics, but it kind of makes me upset.

[geekyvince]

nice show keep it up

[BilliLovesMargot]

abudabi!! isn't that where garfield always sent nermle? haha. i was sooo not reading your shirt, achem. *blushes and runs away!

[saturateu]

YAYY JOHN STEWART IS COPYING YOU :)

I am not yelling, you have capslockaphobia

[merickinhawaii]

I am getting hooked on your G.W. thang! keep them pistols cleaned. aloha.

[mattQN]

oh sorry reflex! hahahahaha

[WileyCoyote69]

Question: Do all official U.N. Inspectors have those glasses?

Excuse me, while I go and cook me a Clone Burger...

[capcomistle]

"probably" safe.  in other words, they have no clue.

[TheGiantRobot]

One word: Organic.

[DamienSteel]

I'm sorry, what did you say, I too could not stop staring at your shirt!! Some how you managed to get the writing to look 3D :)

[mysticfm]

I'm not going to mention the shirt ...

Good episode! Love your version of Bushie, especially the "nuculer" pronunciation. I'll be heading over to check for your blog next. And I'm likin' the shirt! (Oh, sorry ... reflex. ;)

[theDave1956]

Hmmm, instead of selling the t-shirts maybe you should just sell posters of you wearing the t-shirt... Classy posters, not what I'm sure is passing through the minds of some reading this. :) I'm sure it looks better on you than it would any of us and we can't read it if we're wearing it...

[Dog480]

An official Gnooze T shirt. How cool is that?

[ZachsMind]

I'm so sorry! I completely failed to comprehend any of your jokes this time around cuz for some reason I couldn't stop READING YOUR SHIRT. Have you ever considered investing in a Power Girl costume? Y'know, Halloween's just around the corner practically. mkthxby!

[gedlongbow]

nice shirt and gnooze

[ghamal]

Please don't advertise the gnooze on your shirt. I don't need another excuse to focus on your tits.

[patipatilla07]

I relly like yout videos, but I think you missead an important new about the release of some of the kidnapped people from Colombia's terrorist group farc.

[getonit123]

You know Marta, I am the ultimate Bush hater....I think the Administration knows much more re: Iran than they tell us peoples. Which is why Bush had the reaction he had when Iran said it had reduced its nuclear program..or something like that...ha! I try to forget.. Nevertheless, it's a sad state for us to only read about the corruption in this Administration when we read it in the NYTimes.

X, Daniel

[roadfatigue]

Best 3 1/2 minutes of Gnooze on the net!

I'm now a Gnoozeaholic.

[gnooze]

gnoozeaholic!?!?! That's a new one I think. I like it!!! Glad you like the show!

[Zarbod]

Look. I was just reading the shirt. That's all.

[gitarzero2]

*sigh* this happens to most of my youtube friends. They do videos that people like, they get noticed, they get more and more views, they forget me, they move on ARRRRGG! It's like what happens in fight club.

[gnooze]

I'm not forgetting you! I'm still here commenting every day! :)

[gitarzero2]

awesome. Just don't forget the first few when you get to the top.

[nerdfighter4]

Has everyone forgotten about chernobyl or Hanford? Nuclear energy no good!

[vitaminrich2]

Nuclear Technology has come a long way since Chernobyl, 3 Mile Island and Hartford... Allot safer!!! Do your home work.

[nerdfighter4]

Hanford, IDAHO. I live near there tell it to the women with two seperate uterus. Safer my ass!YOU do your homework about what is happening 20 years later to all the nuclear watse from those kinds of plants. I know there are alot more devlopmentably disabled children being born in this area than EVER BEFORE. HMM maybe there is a connection..ya think?

[mobiltec]

Bush killed the USA.

[007Mind]

Iran, Iraq, America, and the whole

world are "Terrorists" in Bush's mind.

[ShatterYourIndra]

Another great one. =]

Nice shirt, I'm thinking of making one myself.

[gnooze]

Thank you!!! I'm working on gnooze merchandise. Coming soon!

[ShatterYourIndra]

Excellent, I'll be keeping an eye out. =]

[Ick69]

Nice shirt!

[gnooze]

Thanks! It was a gift!

[1ozcan]

go on marta

abrakha adabra

i shall bless, i shall speak

[alansham1]

I wish we Oregonians here in Oregon could get you as an anchor girl on a T.V. station out of say, Portland. That would be so cool!

[gnooze]

I've always heard Oregon is nice! :)

[getplaning]

Four years ago, Iran offered to end its support of Hezbollah and Hamas, help to stabilize Iraq and make its nuclear program more transparent. Vice President Dick Cheney nixed the deal, because of his "We don't talk to evil" mentality. Since that time, Hezbollah has inflicted significant military losses on the major U.S. ally in the region, Israel, and is now claiming increased political power in Lebanon.

[mobiltec]

Bush and Cheney are not interested in doing what is right. Only what is profitable. Bush and Cheney are trading lives for profit. Our lives, the lives of our military and the lives of people who have to live amongst the war.

[getplaning]

Exactly. The entire Bush/Cheney agenda is an economic one, not political. That's why they have never been concerned with polls or what the American people want for America. Seen in that context, everything they have done, no matter how stupid it may seem, makes perfect sense.

[Silntthnkr]

Don't you love it when conspiracy nuts reinforce each others opinions? Maybe you two should get a condo together, then ou can spend all day telling each other how right you each are.

[getplaning]

You're not even a clever troll!

[Forgiven1978]

U indeed are talented

[gnooze]

Thank you.  Nice of you to say.

[Forgiven1978]

Should make a video also about how Iran filters its media , internet , and governs with an iron hand ... How would u like it if u couldnt make these videos u are making now ... well if u were in Iran u couldnt and only certain people with certain subjects could post anything on the internet bc everything in IRAN is filterted.. Yikes !!!! lets stick up for someone who wants to kill you and everything u believe bc they deseverve it right ?

[anmoose]

LOL!! looking through the comments, I get the impression that your new tee shirt got... uhhh... noticed, Marta.

Shame on me! **slap**

Great Gnooze, and you can be sure I'll never watch the News again. :-)

Wait til people find out that the cheddar they're putting on their cloned meat came from cloned dairy cows...

Moosie

[gnooze]

OH NO! Soylent cheese! Or something. :)

[CallMeNiel]

I'm fine with cloned meat, but cheese is always a plus.

[gnooze]

Cheese makes everything better. I'm just saying. :)

[ujdo]

UN and deadlines usually leave people dead on the front lines!

Cloned beef! McDonalds takes over the world. One burger tastes like the next and the next and the next.... We all like consistancy. ;)

[gnooze]

I'll have to remember that next time I'm craving a Big Mac... even though I changed my eating habits years ago.

[briannabey]

oh my gosh i love your show your really great! When are you going to get on tv GEEEZE

[gnooze]

The way I read that it sounded like Napoleon Dynamite, LOL. Thanks for watching and commenting!

[Monkey1249]

Like the shirt!

[gnooze]

Thank you! It was a gift from my friend!

[NearNothing]

cute shirt!!

[gnooze]

Thanks! It was a gift!

[MeIoco]

Who will be left to report on WWIII? You have a GNOOZE bunker Marta?

[gnooze]

Only if it can be as cool as the one in that Brendan Fraser movie.

[Cara359]

M: "Their blood is acidic"

C: "I.Don't.Care."

[gnooze]

That's not a helmet. That's his head!

[Cara359]

Um actually, it was a helmet.

[YouWish8]

ill be the 100th to say hot shirt =D

and a welcome return to Makmud

and i love...1..2..3...4....YUM =D

[gnooze]

Why there aren't even a hundred comments here yet. So you're just the 40-something-th I think.

And thanks!

[talismania]

mahmoud! nice shirt.

[gnooze]

Ahmadinejad! Thanks!

[walternyc]

Would you consider a position as press secretary in the next administration? If any candidate promise you as press secretary, he/she has my vote.

[gnooze]

I don't think I'm qualified, but it would be fun! (and stressful)

[vitaminrich2]

(Construction Guys Whistle) Nice Shirt BAby...

[veritas911]

Great clip - THANKS !!

Too bad this stuff is true

[gnooze]

Thank YOU for watching and commenting! :)

[lcc1211]

That Tee is HOT, but in a cool way. Am I still making sense. Marta Xazzled (Zazzled?) me!

[gnooze]

Zazzle! :) Made sense to me!

[vertigate]

TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEE shirt!!

[lisasimpson]

Zazzle?

That shirt is hot, though.... :)

[gnooze]

My friend had the shirt made for Christmas through a company called Zazzle. Thanks!

[WileyCoyote69]

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad had his own theme? Wow. I guess everyone has at least ONE cool thing about them.

[SirMasterJoe]

Awesome T.. err T-Shirt Marta

[TheBabyEaters]

Awesome...and stuff.

[gnooze]

Thanks... and stuff!

[r55741]

she is fuckin ugly

get of the internet u ho

[WileyCoyote69]

Riiiiight.... r55741. If someone blinded you with bleach first, maybe.

[osubucks69]

And your a loser. Learn how to spell if you want to criticize, moron

[KlaxonCow]

Why watch the Gnooze, when you can stare lecherously at Marta's tits and pretend you're just reading what her T-shirt says? ;D

[WileyCoyote69]

Geez. KlaxonCow's comment is IMPOSSIBLE to counter. I mean if I disagree, I'll come off sounding like I think Marta's not hot. If I agree, I'll be degrading her.

What do I do!

Oh I know. Admit that I think she's hot, but in a brainy sort of way! Especially when she's doing that little Bushie Gun shooting thing.

[gnooze]

Excellent hedge there, Wiley. ;)

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Marta.

Well,there you go.Design contest for a "watch the Gnooze instead of watching the News" T shirt.

I'll get right on it. I only hope for a war in Iran,so that you can do a Mock mood I'm a Dinner jacket sounder AND a Bush pshhew psheww sounder,in the same story.. 5 stars,1 LOOONG stare...;)

[gnooze]

I can keep doing the jingle without a war! I promise!

And a design contest, huh? That's an interesting idea. *ponders*

[alansham1]

Regarding the slogan on your shirt, I said that to you in a comment.

[gnooze]

Great minds must think alike! My friend had that shirt made for me for Christmas! :)

[SonomaDave1]

Put enough cheese on it.. HA!

Parsi-cola.. HA too!

[gnooze]

Who besides vegans would argue with more cheese? Honestly I'd rather just have the cheese. Speaking of which, I could go for some dill havarti right now.

And so ends Marta's musings on cheese for the day.

[SonomaDave1]

Ahhhh Trader Joe's dill havarti! Come to me mama!

And speaking of Mama, mine taught me the value of cheese on everything. Including all the veggies that kids don't like...Cover em with enough cheese and you have a nice dish!

[mike8494]

Hello Marta Love the T-Shirt are they available yet? I will buy one I too Love the guns too five stars for you ***** :-) Mike..

[gnooze]

Hi Mike! I'm working on shirts and stuff! I'll be sure to let you know! :)

[qiranger]

Love the shirt! GNOOZE for life!

[gnooze]

Gnooze for life makes me think of a tattoo or something. Silly!

[qinaden]

Good luck on the job hunt. It would be great if you could makes loads walking dogs huh? Hope the Gnooze kicks off bigger too so you don't have to be a slave to "the man". Great as usual.

[Blargaldalien]

Well,if not MAKING loads, PICKING UP loads...

[gnooze]

Ew.

[gnooze]

Thank you. For that whole comment. I love it!

[justwatchin07]

i love your shirt marta! are you selling those, because i would buy one!

haha: "psh psh, oh sorry...reflex"

always loving the "mahmoud ahmadinajad" thing :) it gets stuck in my head.

[gnooze]

That jingle has been stuck in my head today too!

I'm working on merchandising! I can't believe people are so interested in it! Cool!

[Coyote246]

Never disappointed. Keep up the good gnooze!

[gnooze]

Will do! I hope to keep up the disappoint-less streak!

[airborne373]

Hi Marta, Question are you using some sort of "subliminal" advertising technique? Because I must have read your shirt like 100 times.

[Blargaldalien]

True,the message is hypnotic. But it's the CONTENT that makes you stare...

[anmoose]

LMAO!!! I was trying to think of some relatively "safe" comment, but you two beat me to it. I spent WAY too much time reading the "gnooze" on Marta's "content". Shame on us!!

Moosie

[TankCarl]

Males may stare. Women,well...

[gnooze]

Nothing (tell all your friends to watch gnooze dot com) subliminal (please) here.

[Blargaldalien]

Check my vid response.

[CommentorX]

Cloned animal meat has recently been theorized to stimulate breast growth. In Marta's case, this is a good thing. In mine, not so much.

[gnooze]

Hmmm... reconsidering my position on consuming it.  Just kidding! Scary!

[goobersayshey]

Hi Marta!

Nice T-Shirt! I bet it will skyrocket your site to fame!

I hope they are available on the site!

ZAZZLE!

[gnooze]

A friend made it for me through zazzle but I am working on this merchandising thing!

[neabear77]

OMG Marta I love the T-Shirt!! And I needed my daily dose of the guns :) I will be doing that all day! 5* as always :)

[gnooze]

The guns! They're catchy! :) Thanks neabear77!