THE POOTER EPISODE 45 Farting at a Chinese Restaurant

[TMER14]

THUMBS UP IF YOU THINK THE FIRST LADY LOOKS LIKE JABBA THE HUT

[philbrau]

hey jack you use to piss standing??....that´s gross ^^

[pizzamom555]

that last one, i thought that girl would be used to farts all the time with that redneck sittin across from her.

[PlagaXTifi]

ENJOY YOUR MEALS!

[Hendrixking14]

2:50 I'm Pregnant

[plutocrank]

OMG at 0:14 that is straight up jabba the hut!!!

[kombatzero]

love the moustache 1.37 that belongs on the battlefields of Napoleonic Wars

[DeanMotion]

jabba the hut at the beginning

[crawling211]

@DeanMotion LOL I WAS GOING TO SAY THE SAME SHIT

[mhd112211]

Monopoly guy at 1:37

[TheNicholasv1]

the lady at the beginning looks like something off spongebob!!!

[Lemontea10101]

cute mustache 1:37

[AnonHancock]

its funny cos people are eating and shit particles from a total stranger is going in their face

[retinchet]

The woman at the beginning is hawt!! I'll take her over Megan Fox and every other female in the entire world!!

[cauterful]

Come on guys! She looks like jabba the hut!!!! hahahahah

[triggertheoriegroupy]

The first lady looks like a pug dog XD

[Deadmau5MusicMaker]

SICK ASS MUSSSTASH 1:37

[MrDDC12]

i hate when i have the highest rated comment but it doesnt show it at the top anymore :P

[nickgt111]

i love when people are already laughing, then you pooter, then they freeze, then start laughing again, hahahaha

[jrwalker11]

The Guy At 1:31 Was About To Challenge You To A Duel!

[jmlife12]

MARIO STACHE AT 1:37 HAHAAH

[bebIessed]

@jmlife12 LMFAO!!!!!!!! WHAT IS HE THINKING

[Almascaresme]

I hate to be mean, but that lady in the begining is jabbaa the huts daughter!

[MMusashi420]

EPIC STACHE AT 1:35

[333666666]

How disgusted can they possibly be? It's still all you can eat!

[sinkwahkered]

this was on my bday



[vinnadizzio]

That old guy has a badass mustache.

[SmithMJ100]

I love how the women look at their men like "aren't you going to do something about it?" LMAO.

[carolynq211]

gold!!

[TheAddictingOne]

LOL

The lady in the beginning has HUGE eyes

[msaqualady85]

► Old people + Farting = Hilarious :-)

[PWNDDynamite]

you see the pooter in his hand

[juki0h]

lady in the beginning is the daughter of jabba of hut

[PWNDDynamite]

you hear him peeing

[RES1ST0R]

colonel sanders

[pinkdolphins185]

the old man thought it was him when he sat down lol I hope u washed ur hands Jack

[md5423]

LOL 1:30 ... sounds like edbassmasters character. that woman, i forgot her name

[pixiecatneuter]

luigi sighting at 1:15

[wytacwarrants]

At 1:31, Colonel Sanders gets his idea for his new "Grillen' Chicken"

[DACataldo]

It's cool when you tell them that they are on video. Suggestion: since it is fairly reprehensible to cut one in front of people eating, for the people that you do it TWICE to (which would in many situations cause you a confrontation) and nobody gets up to confront you, I think you should record an apology so we can see that, too. It would be fun for us!

[LoneStarSouthernBell]

Wow, quite the surprise for the home viewers too! LMAO! You must have had a lot of drinks at the restaurant! ;-)

[ujayet]

Jake Vale is Jim Bruer!!!

[MyCommentsAreStupid]

0:41 DAT ASS

[TheMysteryracer]

That girl had the stare of death @ 3:12

[alicewinterlove]

lol the bathroom scene lolllllll!

XD

[rockinrach1000]

LOL Nice If I was in the restruant I would of died laughing but that is just me other people would of been mad

[VVarrio]

epic stache at 1:30

[7Skilletfan]

I didn't hear you wash your hands Jack!

[daveeeed99]

Wanna know why that woman took the food off her fork to put it in her mouth

[MrOneNinja]

What the hell are you, a camel?

[jamesbud21]

Wash ur hands jack

[screamdog900]

do a prank at the movie theaters

[spokismyfriend]

beginning lady "jaaabaaa" and i know im not the only one who thought of that

[spokismyfriend]

@spokismyfriend well i didnt notice MrDDC12's comment sorry everybody sorry

[PBstarZ]

the peeing is pretty damn funny....didnt hear you wash your hands lol

[Refining1]

@0:39... one fart for each of you...

[billabong4202]

lol good thing you didnt have to take a dump you couldnt blame that on the pooter

[Refining1]

@billabong4202 LOL... that would've been even funnier!

[enoboye]

Kung POW!!

[mrsonnyjim96]

AHAHAHAHA,crease at 1:47

[thegamer481]

awsome freaken mustach at 1:38

[Sojahseh81]

I didn't hear you wash your hands Jack! haha

[JesusNiettoTalkz]

 i didn't know chewbacca ate chinesse food

[nickstars]

LOL Mr DDC & Korn fan yesssssss too funny!

[Buffalohomer]

22 people are constipated

[fricky101]

Never eat at a chinese place in the first place.. burp, oh my god, where is the restroom!?

[MrSillysounds]

Lmfao 3:13 looks like a total bitch

[somnys]

@MrSillysounds that look of disdain

[JumboShot33]

who the fuck do they think they are at 3:13, hate people with no sence of humour

[DJSpiderwebz]

1:07 Hells angels, Real men? Lmao why were they talking about angles?

[ilovepigsandhorses]

That lady at the beginning kinda looks like a toad...

[rofllol6969]

@ilovepigsandhorses jaba the hut



[GBDeadnation]

@ilovepigsandhorses Looks more like Yoda in a wig to me!

[italianadonna12]

@ilovepigsandhorses lmfao! that's what I was thinking XD like an alien space creature or something

[Slepice23]

yes yes :D :D



[ateasdale38]

WHERE CAN I GET A POOTER IN THE UK?

[Sabz874]

@ateasdale38 ebay item 260813720965

[rjsmth]

Who'd want to eat the food after those farts????

[SersonWhoSpeaks]

Long pee pee break??

[hitomisama17]

omg lol the pee pee break he forgot the mic was on

[IronLungs16]

I have a question. How do you use a mic to get the sound so loud on the camera?

[juki0h]

chinese restraunt but no one is using chopsticks!

[ivanmikhailov]

that woman is fucking terrifying

[tangerineskyline1]

my favs in the library more library antics please :-)

[tangerineskyline1]

ewwww dont think i could eat if someone walked passed and did that lol

[senaahmoon13]

1:37 lol, and he must be the monopoly guy

[twilightlover1021]

XD

[twilightlover1021]

1:38 it looks like his mustache is gonna fall off

[MRYUSOCRZY]

Epic mustache 1:38

[Wizbang2u]

NOT FUNNY ANY MORE ...WE ARE BUYING TE POOTER HERE IN OZ ...FOR & 2.00

[JoeisLemons]

that chick in the blue got pissed, but who cares cause shes ugly.

[Seguris]

DUUDE spray Liquid Ass at the same time you poot, and it'll be fuckin hilarious XD

[ColeyElizabeth9]

hey look its Jabba the Huts wife!!!

[flatulatingmarmoset]

That last girl looked pissed when you came back out.

[TheIronGummy]

lol at 0:24 she is like, why I am I using a fork?

[xxkornfanxx35]

lol it the monopoly man at 1:31

[Aimanrulez]

@xxkornfanxx35 lol he looks more like colonel sandlers

[laidesman215]

@xxkornfanxx35 his moustach moves lol



[SorryBrokenLink]

0:10 its fucking jaba the hut!!!!!!!!

[scottNmo35]

omg that big ass mustache made my day

[starstruksienna321]

1:35...Nice beard, bro. <3

[MrDDC12]

@starstruksienna321 beard? lol do u mean epic mustashe ahhahaaha

[starstruksienna321]

@MrDDC12 hahahahahahaha, woooooow. This is what happens when I am up late watching these videos, sorry people xD

[MrJames350z]

hows come i herd you pee but i didnt hear you wash your hands?...lol...nasty

[fricky101]

one of my all time faves!

[katiikatiikatii]

LOL pee pee break LOVE IT

[dmayns]

the first lady looks like a boomer from left 4 dead 2

[YOUREAPSOW]

IS EVERYONE GOING CRAZY OR IS THAT A PUG DOG DRESSED IN DRAG AS A WOMAN EATING IN THE BEGINNIG OF THE VIDEO?

[MrDDC12]

i hate to be mean but thats jobba the hutts daughter at the beginning

[starstruksienna321]

@MrDDC12 LOL! That made me laugh sooo hard...

[flatulatingmarmoset]

@MrDDC12 I thought she kind of looked like RodneyDangerfield.

[dandotreillydot42058]

@MrDDC12 I was thinking the samefuckin thing!!!!!

[twista200317]

@MrDDC12 she also looks like a pug dog 

[Almascaresme]

@MrDDC12 HAHA yeah! she even eats with her fingers! :D

[daregularperson]

@MrDDC12 Bantha Poodoo!

[C0rrect0r]

3:08 what a perfect opportunity to say "Oh Gawd" with a squeaky voice and run back to the rest room :D

[pinkvines]

Danm, that's one long ass piss.

[juggaclown7]

@pinkvines my b/f pisses for like 5 min in the morning.. lol



[pinkvines]

@juggaclown7 Okay, now that is way to long of a piss. I can't even piss that long lol. Does he drink alot of liquids?

[juggaclown7]

@pinkvines he drinks beer and then always drinks a can of mtn dew before he goes to bed, i'm surprised he hasn't pissed the bed yet. lol eww that would be so gross waking up all wet from piss and it's not even yours lol

[pinkvines]

@juggaclown7 Lmfao ahahaha that WOULD be gross. I could never imagine that lol.

He drinks beer and mountain Dew?!? Yikes....You should ask him if his pee pee comes out dark yellow from always drinking that lol. Tell him to drink lots of water too.

[xXALPHAAPEXx]

hahaha The lady at 0:17 looks like Jabba the Hutt



[SourBlueGummieBear]

YA LETS PLAY MONOPOLY!!!! HE NEEDS TO GIVE ME THE PICES AND SOME MONEY LETS JACK HIM!

[chewbaca1997]

is it just me or does the lady at the beginning look like jabba the hut?

[meme88lilmami]

He know He didnt forget the Mic was on He just wanted everybody to know how big his penis was by how thick his pee sounded. Lol Jp.

[EastsideKingpin12345]

LMAO that woman at the beginning looks like chewbacca

[spiderwebs7215]

Chewbacca!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[knightclassic1]

I can't believe that pretty old lady with glasses really laughed, that's so rare.

[fricky101]

The expression on the woman at the first. CLASSIC! Jack, you rule!

[Acumfychair]

Way to wash your hands bro lol love the vids.s

[bp13isme]

1:36 col. sanders

[GalaxyTeamify]

i like that peeing sound,hahaha

[jenesepua]

at min 1:37 is general sanders!

[WaynesWifeChristine]

Jack,your a legend.I wish you would come down to Australia and shoot some episodes.It would be truely awesome.Love your worl,pmsl

[MrGladHawk]

HaHa! The expressions on peoples faces is priceless!

[greatestraiderfan]

i think she was about to start crying 3:20

[parkourisfun90]

First girl looks like the fat thing from star wars

[SuperTmartz]

i noticed when didnt hear any water running or hand blower after that pee pee break im guessin you didnt wash lol

[Berus7777]

Nice sounding stream, Jack. Do you use Urigrow?

[100mammapappabarn]

HAHA!!!

[datnativejustin]

red necks in cali man there every where

[MrDDC12]

1:36 epic stache

[shugapirate]

I think the first woman is adorable, I'd love to be her friend. Her husband looks like an actor, could someone find out for me?

[ThirstySTM17]

1:38 GUYS BEARD IS HILARIOUS!

[kefer123622]

anyone think its weird that they dont like cover their nose or something when they hear the fart?

[TheDrunknmunk]

I have to get one of these..

[XxuwantmehxX]

What is Colonel Sanders doing at a Chinese Restaurant? 1:38

[Aimanrulez]

omg its colonel from KFC visiting chinese restaurant 1:37 thumbs up!

[theCrashDrummer]

1:37 hahaha never would have expected the epic mustache!! hahaaha

[prettyshia19]

pee pee break...sooo un called for lol

[retinchet]

The woman at the beginning is the most beautiful woman that I have ever seen!

[alleisonline]

im comment number 1000!

[mrniknakpadywak]

1:36 EPIC TASH!

[RevelationUltimatum]

@mrniknakpadywak

stache

[wesleywigington]

ive watched like 10 of these now my nuts hurt from laughing to hard lol

[twista200317]

long pee

[tonymlg91]

epic mustache in 5....4...3....2....1:37

[mwoodall13]

@tonymlg91 i cant believe you finnaly found the monopoly guy i think hes in disguise though

[johnjnukemsheridan]

@tonymlg91 I think it may be Captain Crunch on holiday ;)

[tonymlg91]

first woman looks like mrs. fat head from rockos modern life....

[MrMonono123aware]

The peeing sound is too loud...lol

[dp7shamrock]

mustache



[FrasierIsGod]

Epicly long piss.

[XxXxR4YR4YxXxX]

1:38 Diggin the 'Stache...

[KINGABYSS111]

1:37 that old bastards eatin his own mustache!

[sklumb1]

The lady in the bottom left hand corner at the end looks like Sherry.

[brkowtz]

What are you a camel?