SPIDER-MAN 3 REVIEW: WTF! EMO SPIDERMAN!

[qwuezalothus]

SpiderMask in the club.

[Trisscarr]

"although I'm not sure why.." Lol, I know why!

[rokrspi]

um how is wolverine metrosexual? he gets probly th sweetest ass u can find in canada.

[RKOboring9]

0:02 WES BORLAND

[inermerip]

I thank spiderman 3 for one thing....it was a great way to warn me not to see a fourth one.

[ManlySlut]

emo spiderman was one of the worst things in cinema history

[RawOne911]

Venom's role in sm3 was horrible I hate to say it but i think they shouldn't have introduced venom until sm4. I think they should have had him be the black spider in 3 and then somehow incorporate it venom in the next film, yea it might have pissed a lot of us off at first but i mean the way they did it makes me more mad.

[1cf3]

Totally agree! I just left the same comment on a diffrent video!

[Solarz007]

they introduced him the way they did in the comics. they introduced him cool and i think his role was good. but the 1 thing made it rly gay is when it kept showing his face wen he had his costume stil on.

[dazlok23]

@RawOne911 or no sandman. since he didnt fit with the story and his story was pointless

[GodotheInfantry]

Yeah topher was the WORST POSSIBLE CHOICE! Eddie Brock is a steroid abusing meat-head not the kid from That 70's Show. You're an idiot.

[xXachingheartXx]

good review you should do hulk

[cashforchaos]

lol good review

[WulfReview94]

this wasnt a review

[Poppenhuis]

He looked hot as an emo, though...

Hehe

[killerrodan]

Godd review.

[LyraTheTheif]

"even the ladies love this guy, although I'm not...sure...why."

It's the tongue. Definitely the tongue.

[goldenTentalos]

i watch film spiderman 4 ok...!!!

[GodsOtherHand]

this wouldbe a nice review..if it were done by a 2 year old... 8-| geez, listen to him, emo spider-man..

[noodleexpress123]

lol

[OriginalSpoofs]

shut up i dont liek youre reviews its probley a fake accsent and if it not sorry i just think you said emo weridly and stupifly like you think its a word for cheese but i agree about tge emonis and the music all the god damn time

[HeavensALLmighteh]

wtf? I can't understand the half of what you're saying!

It's called PoNcTuAtIoN.

Try it.

It helps..

[WulfReview94]

thats a long sentance dork

[snake2006]

Also with the Sandman killing Uncle Ben demoralizes With Great Power Come Great Responsibility. They should have left it with the random thug and Peter's actions for not stopping him that lead to his uncle's death.

That is one thing I hate about the whole movie trilogy, them changing Uncle Ben's death from a botched home invasion like in all other media to a fucking car jacking.

That and the no web shooters bit, that's what pissed me off about all 3 movies.

[ACDCFan2956]

Jim is that you?

[piplupcutie]

do a review on tranformers

[W316549]

Jake Busey would've been a better Eddie Brock than Topher Grace.

[W316549]

Or Brock Lesnar.

[dunnowy123]

Yeah....Spider-man has always had a good story and good dialogue. This one has terrible dialogue...and an awful story. It's so bad.

[Fenvox79]

In order to be classed "emo" you just have to cry a lot??

What? I cry. While pumping iron in da gym!

[tizzle1]

this is a bad review

[TigerLily108]

Hahah this made me laugh. Your reveiws are great.

[KoRnDuDe19883]

"a pumped up thomas haden church also does an excellent job playing the sandman!"..**drumming** "this is not him, but is an entertaining pic for the middle of my vid"

hahaha CLASSIC!!!!!!! you ROCK !!!!

are you going to review the silver surfer anytime soon?? just wondering ;)

[brackster]

Peter Parker was never emo, and cried in EVERY SINGLE MOVIE, not just this one (part 2 he only kinda teared up talking to Aunt May about Uncle Ben, but still). I probably would've cried too if all those things happened to me.

[Bllasae]

FINALLY! Somebody else know found Parker was emo.

[askgk]

The costume was NOT CGI! He was in a costume! Took several hours to put on, including the prosthetics.

[woohyuk]

that was stuied!

[TheEyesOfTheSouth]

omg I couldn't agree more. I went to the theater when it came out and laughed in disgust instead of having a good time. emo spiderman. I was appalled lol

[JustA11en]

Some good special effects...but EMO! *sigh*

[askgk]

The emotions bring out the hero! I'm sure you didn't see the first Reeve Superman movie! And, um, Kirsten Dunst rocks!

[JustA11en]

I did, but that was a part of the story, in the comics. S3 strayed too far from the original.

[KoRnDuDe19883]

your sense of humor is great!!! this made me laugh so much, but putting shit that looks real grossed me out, yuck!

but everything else was funny!!! especially the sandman part!!!! (this isn't sandman, but it's still a great picture) LOL - you said something like that, haha! still SO FUNNY!! 5 stars

[Gerry651]

no mate.

[blaqqbastard]

goddamn maguire goddamn raimi goddamn dunst goddamn movie four months later and i'm still pissed off

[JustA11en]

LMAO!

[GabrielMuayThai]

i laughed my ass off at your batman toy, that was pretty much it.. well.

5/5!

[JustA11en]

Thanks...I think!

[askgk]

Show them respect! They worked their butts off! And....... IT SHOWED!

[blaqqbastard]

oh yeah i'll agree with you there they did work their asses off...making a huge piece of shite

[MasterExploder6]

i give it 3 stars

[RoyStantz]

Althought I know that Spidey 3 was great, I agree with Allen when he told me about Mary Jane doing nothing but whining and crying throughout the movie, and her lines all consisted of "Wah wah wah, I'm breaking up with Peter, wah wah wah, I kissed Harry, wah wah wah!" Ah boo friggin' hoo, BITCH! I'm just saying.

[JustA11en]

LOL

[IbanezJFS]

I want your redneck review on horror movies. House of 1000 corpses, The Devil's Rejects, Halloween (remake), All Resident Evil films etc.

[JustA11en]

I thought DR was good, but not a big fan of HOTC. Looking forward, to Halloween, and RE Extinction.

[GG621]

"TWO STARS???"

[JustA11en]

yeah. :(

[xvman94x]

do i now pronounce you chuck n larry

[JustA11en]

lol

[FrostbittenWolf]

So you are still around, but you're not posting videos because you're disappointed in YouTube and lost the inspiration. Too bad, that "Crush you with my mind" sign out is one of the better i've seen in my life. And i don't usually find people who i have similar opinions with about the media.

[FrostbittenWolf]

When it comes out, try a review of the Metal Gear Solid movie.

[JustA11en]

I'm looking forward to it.

[rectro101]

I Think You Should Do A Review On TRANSFORMERS Awesome Film.

[JustA11en]

I concur.

[flandz]

rofl

nice one of the best video reviews on youtube ive seen

good job (=

[JustA11en]

thanks!

[dechha1981]

Bas stuff;

SANDMAN; could've left him out entirely. Looked like a dork, origin scene unbelieveable.

VENOM; Took too long to get on Eddie brock.

Fight scenees; everyone took their masks off for no reason. Why?

[JustA11en]

Great points! Spidey had his mask off for half the movie!

[benkenobi1990]

what is you out look on the new batman era, batman begins and such

[JustA11en]

I liked that.

[CrazyAbe101]

hahaha awesome! :] good job

[JustA11en]

THANKS!

[missingnin254]

can u do a review of transformers. because i was thinking of seeing it. but i don't know if i would b getting more bang 4 mi buck. this would be a big help.

[JustA11en]

Maybe. It depends on when I see it. Thanks for the suggestion.

[missingnin254]

thanks for 4 thinking about it. it will be a big help.

[MasterExploder6]

I'll sum it up in three words.....

TOTALLY-FREAKIN'-AWESOME!!!

[FOCKStudios]

The whole emo thing in the filmd is supposed to be tongue in cheek. But you probably don't know what that means, being a redneck.

Of course fanboys such as yourself won't like the film, because you want it to be exactly like the comics you love. Spiderman has lots of love and crap in it because it wants to target a wide audience and appeal to everyone (not just idiots such as yourself, who only want action in a film), and I think it does.

[JustA11en]

Unless you are a member of Mensa, or employed by CERN, I doubt that you are qualified to assess my intelligence Jr. (IT's ok! You can google the big words!) Redneck? That's creative! I fully understand why the producer/director made the decisions they made. You & other emotionally immature kids were the target demographic. BTW My favorite film, of late, is Pan's Labyrinth. YOU GOT ME! I'm all about action! When you start making entertaining videos or valid points, let me know. *hugs*

[theMBros]

XD I loved it. I keep on saying "EMO SPIDERMAN" to my friends in reference to the video after seeing Spider Man 3. Considering myself Emo myself, this movie's shift to try and get into our crowd was insulting. I also dont know why I love the accent xD Another great video!

[JustA11en]

Thanks man. I'm glad you enjoy my vids!

[BullDozer98]

Great vid, your videos are awesome!

[JustA11en]

Thanks Dozer!

[AirbornJedi]

Ha. I have that Wolverine figure...

[JustA11en]

It's my son's. I wish they make toys that cool when I was a kid!

[sexydragon01]

Love the Little Lego guys funny!!

[JustA11en]

Thanks!

[randyf10]

2 stars out of wat 5?

[JustA11en]

sure. >:D

[SlickNickThaRula]

28 Weeks Later rocked Peter Parkers web sack!!!!~

[JustA11en]

I agree. Great movie.

[CobiCobe]

There's no crying in spiderman!!!!!! hahaha

Yay Jon Favreau!! I love him.

[JustA11en]

I love Cobi!

PEOPLE GO CHECK OUT COBI'S ART!

[DyBee]

Oh hey, a fellow gum chewer!... ^5's

[JustA11en]

thanks. The 1st step is admitting we have a problem!

[DyBee]

and the 2nd part of that 1st step is admitting we are powerless....

... oh gawd, I AM powerless!

[JustA11en]

*chomp chomp* >:D

[CaptnAwesome]

this was really good, so true

there is no emo spiderman T_T

i cant wait for more reviews!

[JustA11en]

Thanks! I plan to review a movie coming out on DVD soon.

[daniephillips77]

I have not seen it yet, but you got me interested. lol

[JustA11en]

NOOOOOO!!!

JK

It's not that bad. I just can't deal with EMO heroes!

[daniephillips77]

lol

[nw0]

made ghost rider look oscar worthy

[JustA11en]

I don't know if I would go that far!

[D4Shawn]

I never noticed you were redneck. I guess I'm a little bit slow.

[JustA11en]

It's all an act. I'm really French!

[xmrbojanglesx]

Great vid, you always make a lot of sense 5*.

[JustA11en]

Thant doesn't make any sense!

(thanks >:D)

[cooksterz]

im more interested in rachael ray and swayze in the kitchen!! LOL .. thanks for the warning on that movie!

[JustA11en]

Maybe they should have had Racheal Ray play Mary-Jane.

[theestranger]

Congrats on 500+ Allen! I think I better start upping my game.

[JustA11en]

Thanks man. It's all about the gum! I povides a distraction, allowing me to insert subliminal "subscribe" messages in my vids.

[JustA11en]

I can't spell! Povides! wth!

I meant IT PROVIDES!

[GreenxXxPeace]

APPARENTLY I can't type "Aww" with 3 w's ....

GRRRR!!!!!

[nond4yr]

There is no cryingin spider-man.....Thats the funniest thing ever

[JustA11en]

Thanks, but it is no laughing matter!

>:D

[groovytimes]

I liked the random funny-lame dance scene in the jazz club.

[JustA11en]

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:

(crowd of unhappy people)

[sketchmaiden]

I want to see spider man 3, but he cries! Boohoo... what a wimp! almost as bad as the wienie they made Wolverine in x men. I say we stick to the comic books and skip the movies, yeah, like that's gonna happen. :)

[JustA11en]

I "THINK" that Iron Man will be good. & the new Hulk sounds good.

thx for stopping by Sketchy!

[carlykaiser]

haha! I totaly thought he was Emo! My friend and I made fun of him! Don't forget his TWO count 'em TWO finger guns.... and random assortment of dances.

DUDE! I CAN'T WAIT FOR WOLVERINE!

They're going to make a video on how Magnito and Xavier met and such. Also will show stuff from the holocaust. I can't wait!

Great review.

[JustA11en]

Thank you. If I filmed this, when I left the theater, it would have been @ least 10 min long!

[ShortbusMooner]

I luv your Leggos! ;)

I'm not big on the Spiderman movie series. I'll wait 'til DVD!

The movies I'm going to see at the theater next, are:

28 Weeks Later

Pirates of the Carribean III

~Yessssssssssss!

Thanx for the review, my friend! :)

[JustA11en]

Thanks "Big T" >:D

I am looking forward to both of those also.

[bobtheatog]

lol this is funny :)

[JustA11en]

thanks man.

[Wags229]

great review allan :) you sure know your super heros hehe. i'm definitely gonna go see spider man 3 sometime this month hopefully hehe

take care man,

Jonathan

[JustA11en]

Thanks Jonathan.

It's not a bad movie. I just have high expectations. Hellboy 2 is on the way also.

[jerryma]

oh yeah...kick butt dude...

[JustA11en]

Thanks man!

[Sanclestia]

HOORAY FOR A LESS METRO HUGH JACKMAN!!!! Did you know that originaly Glenn Danzig was asked to play the Wolverine role? No, srsly!

[JustA11en]

He would be great if he were taller than 5"0"!

[guidotnb]

Other than George Clooney and Patrick Swayze--they were both in WWI with me--I didn't recognize any of the names you dropped. Pop culture is not my forte. Also can you please explain to me what emo is and why it has negative conotations.

[JustA11en]

I'm a Redneck! Conotation is too big of a word for me to comprehend!

(Google or Wiki: Emo for a better explanation, than I could provide)

[guidotnb]

Emo is very complicated indeed. I think you were using emo in this way; The term emo itself is sometimes used pejoratively, to suggest that the target is "overly emotional." from Wiki and FYI also from Wiki; The backlash against emo music and subculture has become so prevalent that it may itself have become a cliché: one commentator notes that "hating emo kids these days is as hackneyed as emo itself."

[JustA11en]

Most Emo kids are just annoying, & moody. Nothing complicated about that!

[guidotnb]

It is too big of a word for me too--I spelled it wrong. Should be Connotation.

[JustA11en]

Yeah, I repeated your mistake.

[anakin1814]

DUDE!!! I LOVED YOUR REVIEW! ANd agreed with 100%. I didn't mind Peter crying..but his hair was actually EMO at one point. THANK YOU! One dance number with MJ at the beginning was ehough...the Staying Alive thing on the street was humorous...But 3? Venom was cool and so was Sandman until he turned into a huge pile of dirt. It was fun, but I've been waiting for the movie forever. The black costume saga was one of my favorites. I give it a C. Maybe a C+ if the popcorn wasn't stale!

[JustA11en]

Thanks Gary! the Staying Alive thing was pretty good, but if they chopped the others the movie would have flowed a lot better. *sigh*

Maybe Tobey will get in shape for the next one!

I think they should focus on 2, maybe 3, villains (Venom, Carnage, the Lizard)

for part 4.

[anakin1814]

I think if they do Venom and Carnage, that would be enough. Then for #5 they should do Lizard and the Vulture! I felt like the movie went on a little long and my real BEEF with it is that i saw EVERY scene in the movie in the trailer!!

And Hulk SUCKSSSSSSS!!! (The movie, not the comic)

[JustA11en]

Yes but they are making a new one!

They are starting from scratch, with Edward Norton as Banner.

I actually liked Eric Banna, but I love alomost everything Ed Norton has been in.

[anakin1814]

Yeah, i thought Eric Banna really wasn't that bad. It was just lame-ass ending, a bad story, and horrible directing and CG from Ang Lee. Norton is an amazing actor and I can see him filling this role. Do you know if this will be a "sequel" or a re-imagining? Look what the reimagining of Batman did a couple summers ago. Great stuff!

[Gimmeabreakman]

Great as always. Link to my vid or another spiderman vid for more hits!

V

[JustA11en]

Thanks Victor! I tried to post to the one the "text" vid. Awaiting approval. Were they accepting all responses when you posted?

[xRemx]

I'm so ashamed I laughed at the Rachael Ray and Patrick Swayze line.

I think I might need a intervention.

[JustA11en]

You have officially been domesticated!

What are you doing home this early?

No Monday night baseball?

[xRemx]

Rained out tonight. I think I might have to make a video now.

[JustA11en]

WOOOOO! (Ric Flair!)

I mean Damn!

Now I'll have to watch it!

[Wilytank]

Nioce.

[JustA11en]

thx.

[Wilytank]

:) :)

[JustA11en]

>:D

[Wilytank]

:P :D

[JustA11en]

>:D

[Wilytank]

:I :D

[JustA11en]

>8l >8D

[Wilytank]

:O ..  0

[GreenxXxPeace]

Allen Guy, I haven't watched the Spider Man Thing but i'm not sure why we weren't Supposed to watch THIS if we haven't seen the Movie...

Either way, i like the "nerd" side.

I think I COULD watch you play with Lego people ALL day...

Good Stuff...

[JustA11en]

They are actually Art Asylum Mini-Mates! Way cooler!

Their elbows & knees bend & stuff!

They are Noah's, but I love them too.

[jerryma]

big boys can have more toys when he shares...(of course, i'm assuming "Noah" is your son)...teachesthe kiddies a vaulable life-lesson, too...lol

[GreenxXxPeace]

I am Truly Sorry Allen.

Art Asylum Mini-Mates!

I shall NEVER speak again...

I'm ashamed of myself

For calling them LEGOs.

GRRR!!!

[JustA11en]

I put a GRRRR!!! in the vid just for you!

[GreenxXxPeace]

Aww!

( I think I missed it )

I heard a little GRRRRR! When you were playing with the Art Asylum Mini-Mates..

But it was like a kitty Kitty GRRRRR!!!

Or Not!

I'm just too embarrassed about the "Lego"

Art Asylum Mini-Mates Thing, To be nice.

Defense Mechanism.

I'm sorry.

GRRRRRR!!!!!

[JustA11en]

I left you a message on "stick" .....I think.

[GreenxXxPeace]

I'll comment Later!

NERD!!!

[JustA11en]

Your got me!

[GreenxXxPeace]

Your?

Your not making sense.

[GreenxXxPeace]

Can I spam THIS video TOo?!

[JustA11en]

Treat!

[billybigun64]

<br><b>Well i saw the redneck review, and you know i was gonna be here like a fly on a horses ass!</b></br>

[JustA11en]

Like stink on S***!

Thanks for checking it out!