I also came to realize that God created us in his own image, and if u pastafarians truly believe this, then why do we look so different from the fsm, you see, it's God who created everything and everyone, not food.
@WOW8955 you should not attack people for their beliefs their was a time and place were christianinty and judism did not exist every religon in the world were made up do not be a jerk everything in the bible can be disproved by science their is no use in defending your religon the catholic church is losing more and more power as the years go on pretty soon all your churches will run out of money and they will be turned into pastafarian churches jesus has already been hit by lightning.
Bahahahahahahaha, it's effing hilarious how people like Wow8955 claim this belief is so ridiculous, but believe in the BEYOND irrational words of the Christian bible and the story of Jesus/god/holy spirit. Ahahahahahahahhaaha! Beyond humorous. Us pastafarians know the truth. RAmen.
One place where the FSM dose show his appearance to us would be at the Old Spaghetti Factory, Olive Garden and any type of pasta restaurant, mmmmm, I'm hungry now.
This is all a bunch of bull shit, how cam somebody acctually Belive and put thier faith in a spaghetti monster, what a childish thing. How can you call him the one true god, there is but only one true god, our Heavenly Father, which art in Heaven, Jesus Christ, and the holy spirit, He is the true god who created the universe, and he has something bigger planned for us
@WOW8955 How dare you call our religion bullshit. The Flying Spaghetti Monster shall punish you for that!!! You shall boil in the pan from which he came for eternity!!!! We don't offend your religion so you don't offend ours!!!
@WOW8955 in the future, when and if people have kids and teach this religion to their offspring.. they will believe in FSM just as much as you believe in JC. the reason for it's existence is to prove just how stupid the real religions are. try and keep up junior
@VoTzGaming Heathen! Repent now and let his noodleness into your life, or you will burn in hell for an eternity! In all seriousness, the FSM IS the one, true god imo. I mean, Yaweh definitely isn't (he's more like the devil if anything). Allah? Nah. So I'd say, just take a look at all the evidence/proof that the FSM is the one, true god. Pick up a copy of the Gospel of the FSM, too. May his noodly appendage find you soon. In His name we pray. RAmen
pastafarianism takes every thing into the religion and you can believe whatever u want of it as in other religions, but since the church of fsm icludes a mutch wider perspective than other religions is it appealing to everyone :D and i believe more of the message in this in than in the christianitys acually
@darketernal3 No, it was God who saved her. The atheist is just a shell of a person, put on earth to test true believers. Atheists do not make moral decisions, they do not have souls and are not people with real life. They are just brains.
Then it wasn't the Atheist who killed that 9 year old girl. She was the victim of a society that has brought up a killer who can no more help himself as a killer, than the girl helps herself as a girl.
Religion are intolerant of other concepts other than their own, focus only on the soul, without any proof of it's existence and have the audacity to call other people empty shells. I wonder if they have brains.
give3 respect to Flying spageheti monster with Pokemonster and digimonster.. blasphemer.. you will supper in hell with carbonara and lucky me instant mami
@muhammadfuckedAkid eating small crackers and believing it as the body of Christ is UNBIBLICAL!!! It is not based on the Bible, so as your spaghetti w/ meatballs monster! See? You call your creator a MONSTER!! You're like spitting towards the sky. . . . . it falls back on your face!!
The FSM (Pasta Be Upon Him) is the one true God....but beware, His Noodliness has his detractors.
Be wary of the Anti-Pasta..
He uses his infinately delicious 'sauce force' to draw people away from the warm noodly embrace of the one true God... He is pure evil. More often than not, he telepathically directs the empty minded lost souls towards the ridiculous belief of Christianity where the 'hopelessly confused' find refuge in believing in some sort of magical, Jewish, zombie sky carpenter.
7 “In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was Arrrgh!” Piraticus 13:7. 8 The Flying Spaghetti Monster‟s chosen people are pirates, and He made man in their image, but man has forsaken Him. 9 I see no shoulders with parrots perched on top, no eyes covered by eyepatches. 10 I see no hands replaced with hooks, no legs replaced with pegs.
In the name of his Noodleyness we gather to pray that one day our savior will come and our God the one true God will destroy all non believers crushing them with his gigantic meatballs and on that day we will be healed from all our curses by his noodley appendage for he is all mighty, he is the sauce the onion and the bay leaves in his name we pray. RAMEN!
The first time the holy FSM sent down his message to us was 2000 B.C. in the blessed place Lajia, in today's China. Only believers shall open their eyes to see this amazing relic and type "4000 year old noodle" in Google pictures and they shall be enlighted.
It should be the main goal in the live of a believer to worship at this holy place of revelation as well as visit the museum the relic is saved now. RAmen!
In response to all the self-righteous bickering in the comment box, Religion IS divisive, but not inherently bad. The Puritans in early America were wonderful, nice people... unless you contradicted their beliefs in any way. Then they turned more sour than H2SO4. Pennsylvania and Rhode Island were very tolerant of religious differences and did not discriminate against many groups, but no one could ever agree on ANYTHING. Quit bashing and RAmen!
if you teach this to young kids they will belive it same way brain washing works with christitanity :P im a atheist and probaly only atheists belive in FMS iv been touched by his noodley apendage we ate him for our sins :P
@QuickScopeProz Its an attempt to show Crationists and IDer's that just because you can not prove something does not exist, is not good reason to believe it does.
@pyromaanisi u suck my balls and my fetuccini in my ass.u pastafarians are fuckin lossing ur screws in ur brains.got nothin more creative things to come up with,so ur saying that a big fuckin spagetti monster with 2 balls is the great one?! how stupid is that..i respect the right to religion but this kind of faith is insanity and child fantasy fuck! and put some sauce on it so all of u pastafarians can lick its filthy sap up to its noodly appendages! haha
@Meridia better live in a world of normal people rather than in your own version of heaven that sucks! maybe in the latter years u will worship pansit,hehe
@rockinfetus916 now replace what you just said with christianity or any other religion. that is where atheists are comin from, that is their argument. Besides pastafarianism has alot more proof than Christianity, so it is the more believable arguement.
@FatedApocolypse haha! see how foolish u are to worship a man made thing.You said more believable? i dont think so, maybe edible,yeah thats the right word.haha
@rockinfetus916 I dont think anyone really takes this as a serious religon, at least I hope no one does, its meant to show how rediculous the idea of a Creation story is. Scientifically, FSM is no less justified than Creationism or ID, but does that make it reasonable to believe?
@rockinfetus916 let me understand a never ending spirit which is everything is totally believable and should be embraced but a flying spaghetti monster which has a higher probability of existing and does not have fundamental paradoxes is stupid and childish... if god is all powerful can he create a stone even he cant lift. or create and aids so deadly it would ill even him? besides i must ask why do you need a god. cuz you want an easy answer to a hard question?
This is by far the strangest religion I've seen. I can only give credit to the guy who made up Ramen because it's clever. But dipletion of pirates is contributating to global warming...lol?
KK all noodle ppl, now try to focus on the FSM everyday, before u fall asleep. We will start seeing him in the dreams, then someday we're gonna experience a revelation.
pastfarianism, was created by a guy who got pissed off when all the ignorant religious people were campaigning to have intelligent design taught in science class, so he sent a letter to the cansas board of education teliing them about pastafarianism, saying that the are dozens of diffetent ideas about intelligent design and that if they teach their theories what about mine? why is my reigion any less important? it's a parodic religion, a political statement, and a damn good one at that. go fsm!
Oh man it's so funny how defencive people get over their religions. It makes me angry how everyone thinks THEY know the answere to where we came from/ are going. No one knows the TRUE reason, they've either been taught that way or they think it's the most logical reason. But people SHOULD tolerate and be open minded.
@Caspers187 Yes indeed, as you know, whoever does not comply, the one wont enjoy beeer volcanos and stripper factory. We must spread out this word so the world get the truth and afterlife after we praise Him.
that's YOUR place.. in MY place, the religions are sincere and work based on the real way God wants us to work..
Religion never divides. it is the non believers that left the group.. it is this group that think they are smarter than anyone else meaning they're arrogant just like theists are, no difference..
of course God is the only one worth worship. you don't wanna worship a tree don't you?
the organizations you mentioned are also mostly based on religion..so??
@lion95805 religion never divides? uhhh dude, catholicism and protestant?? the three types of jewish?? religions have been created since the beginning of time, nothing separates modern religions from the savage sacrificial ceremonies that cavemen did. religion is the cause of almost every war recorded, go back to all the crusades, nothing but massacring people, the holocaust was caused by religion, church officials always have been corrupt, from indulgences to the child molestation today.
@lion95805 in India the worship cows. there believe the same way about cows as most Christians believe about god. i believe in the flying spaghetti monster
correction: Indians don't worship cows, they worship their Gods especially vishnu or Shiva.. the cow is just considered a holy animal just like christians consider a dove as a holy animal.
it's the way you view it that make it childish, not the religion. religions had helped millions of people already.. hmmm, is that childish? i wonder..
u people need a life wtf is this pasta garbage. the lack of you people knowledge has led you to believe in this preschool thinking. this is totally bullSh*t. try thinking of a better thing to worship better than this piece of crap. i rather worship my pillow because it is comfy. spaghetti wasnt even invented when the world began. and i think all you people should take a moment in your life to breath in logic. even i think the big bang theory makes more sense. please get your mind straingt.
@InTheAwesomers Your pillow wasn't invented when the world began either. That's no reason not to worship it. Can you prove your pillow isn't god? Having you tell me to get my mind straight is like having a dyslexic teach me to spell. Hahahaha I couldn't resist.
you have converted me I no longer believe in FSM i now believe in a God who drowned everyone on earth and only let Noah and his family survive so by that logic supports inbreeding
FSM showed himself to me in a stain in my driveway. My driveway is very dirty and I want to pressure wash it. I am afraid that if I wash the likeness of FSM away I will be cursed with a lifetime without garlic toast.. Please help. I cannot imagine a life without FSM as my guide, I do not wish to be forsaken and I freakin love garlic toast.
It is quite obvious that the FSM is the one true God. No wars are started in his name, the religion isn't forced upon others. It truly is, the religion of peace... and strippers and beer.
monater lawl
roflwaffle25 1 day ago
GOODBYE AETHIESM..HELLO FLYING SPAGHETTI MONATER
roflwaffle25 1 day ago
I also came to realize that God created us in his own image, and if u pastafarians truly believe this, then why do we look so different from the fsm, you see, it's God who created everything and everyone, not food.
WOW8955 1 month ago
@WOW8955
DO INSULT THE FSM, YOU BASTARD !
YOU WILL BURN IN HELL !
PrinceSamanti 1 month ago
@WOW8955 you should not attack people for their beliefs their was a time and place were christianinty and judism did not exist every religon in the world were made up do not be a jerk everything in the bible can be disproved by science their is no use in defending your religon the catholic church is losing more and more power as the years go on pretty soon all your churches will run out of money and they will be turned into pastafarian churches jesus has already been hit by lightning.
swearbears1 1 month ago
You forgot the part where he gets Extreamly intoxicated.
morpheus9494 2 months ago
Bahahahahahahaha, it's effing hilarious how people like Wow8955 claim this belief is so ridiculous, but believe in the BEYOND irrational words of the Christian bible and the story of Jesus/god/holy spirit. Ahahahahahahahhaaha! Beyond humorous. Us pastafarians know the truth. RAmen.
Nick7690 2 months ago
One place where the FSM dose show his appearance to us would be at the Old Spaghetti Factory, Olive Garden and any type of pasta restaurant, mmmmm, I'm hungry now.
WOW8955 3 months ago
This is all a bunch of bull shit, how cam somebody acctually Belive and put thier faith in a spaghetti monster, what a childish thing. How can you call him the one true god, there is but only one true god, our Heavenly Father, which art in Heaven, Jesus Christ, and the holy spirit, He is the true god who created the universe, and he has something bigger planned for us
WOW8955 3 months ago
@WOW8955 How dare you call our religion bullshit. The Flying Spaghetti Monster shall punish you for that!!! You shall boil in the pan from which he came for eternity!!!! We don't offend your religion so you don't offend ours!!!
Django5198 3 months ago
@WOW8955 in the future, when and if people have kids and teach this religion to their offspring.. they will believe in FSM just as much as you believe in JC. the reason for it's existence is to prove just how stupid the real religions are. try and keep up junior
OG1JABRONI 1 month ago
this is a joke.... right?
xFUZZY13x 3 months ago
@xFUZZY13x depends who you are
DragonsREpic 1 week ago
WDF FLYIGN FUCKING SPAGGETHI MONSTER!!
dddboyvsrexcool 3 months ago
I actually think Haruhiism could be a strong competitor to Fsmism , but Still I firmly believe our lord FSM is more grateful
djay00009 4 months ago
RAmen to you also!
PetesMinecraft 4 months ago
Ramen brother! i will bow before the noodley appendages
drummerguy20 4 months ago
There is no monster but the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and Bobby is the messenger of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
GGGNVideos 4 months ago
I Bet Naruto Is A part Of This Religeon!
rAmen
TheMarkk116 4 months ago
viva el pastafarismo o la verdadera religion
saldikomaldiko 4 months ago
WAIT WAIT WAIT IS THIS A REAL RELIGION
impaler331 4 months ago
I am a pastafarian because of the meaning of the religion: I don't hate religion but i hate religion acting as a science.
smallbrains123 5 months ago
This can't be serious.
VoTzGaming 5 months ago
@VoTzGaming Heathen! Repent now and let his noodleness into your life, or you will burn in hell for an eternity! In all seriousness, the FSM IS the one, true god imo. I mean, Yaweh definitely isn't (he's more like the devil if anything). Allah? Nah. So I'd say, just take a look at all the evidence/proof that the FSM is the one, true god. Pick up a copy of the Gospel of the FSM, too. May his noodly appendage find you soon. In His name we pray. RAmen
drki11joy123 5 months ago
the love of pasta is found to have developed independently in isolated cultures all around the world. this is clear evidence that FSM is real. Ramen.
NORTHERNKONFLIKT 5 months ago
RAmen!!!
DoubleM55 5 months ago
I think it is some short of anti-religion
mouwersor 6 months ago
pastafarianism takes every thing into the religion and you can believe whatever u want of it as in other religions, but since the church of fsm icludes a mutch wider perspective than other religions is it appealing to everyone :D and i believe more of the message in this in than in the christianitys acually
bruuzz 6 months ago
I have converted to the Pastafarism after hearing "His Noodliness. Be sauce upon you!" Ramen, brothers and sisters!
SchadenfreundeParody 6 months ago 3
He boiled for our sins
OhReallyNoWai 6 months ago
Is FSM named JEBUS?
dancelsd 7 months ago
You spelled "Introduction" wrong.
MelvinThe42 10 months ago
Most people don't even know that Emril died on the fork for their sins.
ARandomEpicGuy 10 months ago
I believe in fsm
basscross511again 10 months ago
I used to be wicked and evil. I raped and pillaged just stumbling through life.
One morning I awoke to the FSM touching me. Now I rape and pillage without stumbling.
pchtermino1 10 months ago 26
RAMEN, BROTHERS!!!!
PEACE!
MrPuffaluffagus 11 months ago
FSM FTW!!!
cherylsmith75 11 months ago
@MrSS58
Yeah and Eve who was supposedly a Christian disobeyed god your point was?
cherylsmith75 11 months ago
@cherylsmith75 ?? Eve wasn't a Christian, because Christ wasn't on earth then.
BeakyRed 10 months ago
Blessed art thou amongst noodles,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Stomach.
Holy Spaghetti, Mother of Pasta,
pray for us Fat boy,
now and at the hour of our death.
Ramen...
timmykill 11 months ago 5
do i still get to eat spaghetti if i convert
codyaustinpemberton 11 months ago
did he say His Noodlenes????? hahaha I have converted to Pastafarism !
expressssssssssss 1 year ago 2
FSM created Germany first. His Holyness loves the germans most.
honigdachsfan 1 year ago
An atheist killed a 9 year old girl in Nevada.
MrSS58 1 year ago
@MrSS58
Another atheist saved a 9 year old girl in New York.
darketernal3 1 year ago 2
@darketernal3 No, it was God who saved her. The atheist is just a shell of a person, put on earth to test true believers. Atheists do not make moral decisions, they do not have souls and are not people with real life. They are just brains.
MrSS58 1 year ago
@MrSS58
Then it wasn't the Atheist who killed that 9 year old girl. She was the victim of a society that has brought up a killer who can no more help himself as a killer, than the girl helps herself as a girl.
Religion are intolerant of other concepts other than their own, focus only on the soul, without any proof of it's existence and have the audacity to call other people empty shells. I wonder if they have brains.
darketernal3 1 year ago
@muhammadfuckedAkid I've always wondered what is the symbolism behind cannibalizing your idol in the form of a cracker.
from212 1 year ago
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was "Arrrgh!"
—PIRATICUS 13:7
satansblackhole 1 year ago
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Hale spaghetti full of grace the sauce is in with you,
Blessed art thou amongst noodles,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Stomach.
Holy Spaghetti, Mother of Pasta,
pray for us Fat boy,
now and at the hour of our death.
Ramen.
pogsx69x 1 year ago
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Hale spaghetti full of grace the sauce is in with you,
Blessed art thou amongst noodles,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Stomach.
Holy Spaghetti, Mother of Pasta,
pray for us Fat boy,
now and at the hour of our death.
Ramen...
pogsx69x 1 year ago
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Hale spaghetti full of grace the sauce is in with you,
Blessed art thou amongst noodles,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Stomach.
Holy Spaghetti, Mother of Pasta,
pray for us Fat boy,
now and at the hour of our death.
Ramen.
pogsx69x 1 year ago
@garlicfrench
.... May you be touched by His noodly appendage child.
Now go....spread the word of the FSM (PBUH)
Stebsey1 1 year ago
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give3 respect to Flying spageheti monster with Pokemonster and digimonster.. blasphemer.. you will supper in hell with carbonara and lucky me instant mami
garlicfrench 1 year ago
@donrodrigo007
...the Anti-Pasta has a hold of your soul my friend :(... I'll pray for you.
Stebsey1 1 year ago
@muhammadfuckedAkid eating small crackers and believing it as the body of Christ is UNBIBLICAL!!! It is not based on the Bible, so as your spaghetti w/ meatballs monster! See? You call your creator a MONSTER!! You're like spitting towards the sky. . . . . it falls back on your face!!
donrodrigo007 1 year ago
The FSM (Pasta Be Upon Him) is the one true God....but beware, His Noodliness has his detractors.
Be wary of the Anti-Pasta..
He uses his infinately delicious 'sauce force' to draw people away from the warm noodly embrace of the one true God... He is pure evil. More often than not, he telepathically directs the empty minded lost souls towards the ridiculous belief of Christianity where the 'hopelessly confused' find refuge in believing in some sort of magical, Jewish, zombie sky carpenter.
Stebsey1 1 year ago
You know if his noodley appendage touched me I would taste it, hope it's not cold
razzor8970 1 year ago
sorry i already belong to the church of the roller blading pizza, lol
razzor8970 1 year ago
RAmen
louisuniverse 1 year ago
Hail meatsauce, full of beef. The Spaghetti Monster (Pasta Be Upon Him) is with you....
Stebsey1 1 year ago
Luv it!
SkreetGil 1 year ago
7 “In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was Arrrgh!” Piraticus 13:7. 8 The Flying Spaghetti Monster‟s chosen people are pirates, and He made man in their image, but man has forsaken Him. 9 I see no shoulders with parrots perched on top, no eyes covered by eyepatches. 10 I see no hands replaced with hooks, no legs replaced with pegs.
Philodiogenes 1 year ago
"For this is my noodly apendage, which I have given up for you. Take this and eat it.
With tomatoe sauce."
SinnFein4ever 1 year ago
My Pizza died today....Rest.In.Pasta.
Caspers187 1 year ago
In the name of his Noodleyness we gather to pray that one day our savior will come and our God the one true God will destroy all non believers crushing them with his gigantic meatballs and on that day we will be healed from all our curses by his noodley appendage for he is all mighty, he is the sauce the onion and the bay leaves in his name we pray. RAMEN!
rediculousredneck 1 year ago
In the beginning was the Word,
and the Word was "Arrrgh!"
-Piraticus 13:7
SuperAncro 1 year ago 32
@SuperAncro Ok you gotta level with me lol. Is that shit realy in the book?
FiremanLouvier 1 year ago
@FiremanLouvier Yes: goo[dot]gl/3qQtV
SuperAncro 1 year ago
"And he blesses Mosey the Pirate with his noodly appendage"
Linguine 12:3
Ramen!
Vahtacen 1 year ago 5
RAmen indeed
xTsuigami07x 1 year ago
RAMEN
phanatadashi 1 year ago
Pasta snackbar!
josenros 1 year ago
BELIEVE
this5is5a5pen 1 year ago
yo, people help the FSM get more fans than Jesus! Join:
"Bet the Flying Spaghetti Monster gets more fans than Jesus"
On Facebook!
Cheers!
hectorglz 1 year ago
@muhammadfuckedAkid Wait, faith has evidence?
DuykRuyk 1 year ago
The first time the holy FSM sent down his message to us was 2000 B.C. in the blessed place Lajia, in today's China. Only believers shall open their eyes to see this amazing relic and type "4000 year old noodle" in Google pictures and they shall be enlighted.
It should be the main goal in the live of a believer to worship at this holy place of revelation as well as visit the museum the relic is saved now. RAmen!
Wurstbrot007 1 year ago
Let's spread the word of the FSM !
Robsshot 1 year ago
In response to all the self-righteous bickering in the comment box, Religion IS divisive, but not inherently bad. The Puritans in early America were wonderful, nice people... unless you contradicted their beliefs in any way. Then they turned more sour than H2SO4. Pennsylvania and Rhode Island were very tolerant of religious differences and did not discriminate against many groups, but no one could ever agree on ANYTHING. Quit bashing and RAmen!
kirafuuten 1 year ago
if you teach this to young kids they will belive it same way brain washing works with christitanity :P im a atheist and probaly only atheists belive in FMS iv been touched by his noodley apendage we ate him for our sins :P
tjinga2u1 1 year ago
Apostols terry4144 and Caspers187 are contradicting 0_o
FreeeeS 1 year ago
Believe!
vmorgun 1 year ago
I bet if we could come back in a thousand years we would find fundamental pastafarians torturing and killing others for not believing in the FSM.
petmensan 1 year ago
is this a joke?
QuickScopeProz 1 year ago
@QuickScopeProz Its an attempt to show Crationists and IDer's that just because you can not prove something does not exist, is not good reason to believe it does.
jmdnarri 1 year ago
May Pesto Rain Upon Your Pasta.
silksism 1 year ago 2
PRAISES TO THE PASTA
XxTinyLoserxX 1 year ago
this is so bullshit
rockinfetus916 1 year ago
@rockinfetus916 its real you just suck :D
pyromaanisi 1 year ago
@pyromaanisi u suck my balls and my fetuccini in my ass.u pastafarians are fuckin lossing ur screws in ur brains.got nothin more creative things to come up with,so ur saying that a big fuckin spagetti monster with 2 balls is the great one?! how stupid is that..i respect the right to religion but this kind of faith is insanity and child fantasy fuck! and put some sauce on it so all of u pastafarians can lick its filthy sap up to its noodly appendages! haha
rockinfetus916 1 year ago
@rockinfetus916
You're just jealous because our heaven is better than yours. :D
Meridia 1 year ago
@Meridia better live in a world of normal people rather than in your own version of heaven that sucks! maybe in the latter years u will worship pansit,hehe
rockinfetus916 1 year ago
@rockinfetus916 now replace what you just said with christianity or any other religion. that is where atheists are comin from, that is their argument. Besides pastafarianism has alot more proof than Christianity, so it is the more believable arguement.
Praise his noddley appendages,
FatedApocolypse 1 year ago 2
@FatedApocolypse haha! see how foolish u are to worship a man made thing.You said more believable? i dont think so, maybe edible,yeah thats the right word.haha
rockinfetus916 1 year ago
@rockinfetus916 I dont think anyone really takes this as a serious religon, at least I hope no one does, its meant to show how rediculous the idea of a Creation story is. Scientifically, FSM is no less justified than Creationism or ID, but does that make it reasonable to believe?
jmdnarri 1 year ago
@jmdnarri i believe
Fre3ZinRain 1 year ago
@rockinfetus916 let me understand a never ending spirit which is everything is totally believable and should be embraced but a flying spaghetti monster which has a higher probability of existing and does not have fundamental paradoxes is stupid and childish... if god is all powerful can he create a stone even he cant lift. or create and aids so deadly it would ill even him? besides i must ask why do you need a god. cuz you want an easy answer to a hard question?
platipusoj 1 year ago
This is by far the strangest religion I've seen. I can only give credit to the guy who made up Ramen because it's clever. But dipletion of pirates is contributating to global warming...lol?
ScLeprae 1 year ago
@ScLeprae
FSM is just someway of sarcasm towards theist. just by the name, we know that this religion is just a joke..
lion95805 1 year ago
I thought FSM created the world whilst wasted.
thestig1214 1 year ago
Excellent stuff.
zzzIdividedbyzerozzz 1 year ago
KK all noodle ppl, now try to focus on the FSM everyday, before u fall asleep. We will start seeing him in the dreams, then someday we're gonna experience a revelation.
This religion is so true! Ahoy
MrCrimsondom 1 year ago
This is frickin awesome!!
aquaristic 1 year ago
Ramen *bows head*
quinnjdq 1 year ago
pastfarianism, was created by a guy who got pissed off when all the ignorant religious people were campaigning to have intelligent design taught in science class, so he sent a letter to the cansas board of education teliing them about pastafarianism, saying that the are dozens of diffetent ideas about intelligent design and that if they teach their theories what about mine? why is my reigion any less important? it's a parodic religion, a political statement, and a damn good one at that. go fsm!
Jackmancity 1 year ago 3
@SK8TERKID999 its a parody religion, thats why Im apart of it because real religion is perverted and their members cant think for themselves
editplayer 1 year ago 2
Its like being a christian, but honest about how stupid its beliefs are
kosilveriarn 1 year ago
can i get a RA-MEN?
doctorplumb 1 year ago
i got that
blurock29 1 year ago
If this isnt a joke than u fags are fucking retarted
elliotfurfag 1 year ago
its a joke
blurock29 1 year ago
Have faith in the FSM!
rAMEN!
zzzIdividedbyzerozzz 1 year ago
Oh man it's so funny how defencive people get over their religions. It makes me angry how everyone thinks THEY know the answere to where we came from/ are going. No one knows the TRUE reason, they've either been taught that way or they think it's the most logical reason. But people SHOULD tolerate and be open minded.
Heytrigger 1 year ago
"The man who does not comply with the Pastfarian belief is a man not worthy of the afterlife"
Mozzarella 17:3
Caspers187 1 year ago 69
@Caspers187 wow, thats amazing :)
MrSuitt 1 year ago
@Caspers187 Yes indeed, as you know, whoever does not comply, the one wont enjoy beeer volcanos and stripper factory. We must spread out this word so the world get the truth and afterlife after we praise Him.
softilol 6 months ago
@softilol and whoever dont praise him wil burn in pastafarian Oven
softilol 6 months ago
this is offencive! and what "scientific data" are you talking about?
irishlakegirl 1 year ago
until now, my whoooole liiiifffe has been a lie!!!!!!!
eastcoaster54 1 year ago
This shit is wack
1AznLova1 1 year ago
I used to be agnostic, but now I KNOW the FSM exists! May we all be touched by His Noodley Appendage.
Ramen.
salimras123 1 year ago 3
@salimras123
RAMEN!
ericon52168 1 year ago
RAmen!
uriituw 1 year ago
We are truly touched by his many noodlly appedages , Ramen my pastafarians
MinisterKGB 1 year ago
Good to see fellow FSM friends taking action to help spread his noodley message. Ramen.
jagsoundsgreen 1 year ago
RAmen!
mojohovowootnoz 1 year ago
what does RAmen mean??
04carrolld 1 year ago
@04carrolld - Like Amen, but Noodlier!
DianeGraft 1 year ago
@04carrolld
its a pasta dish
Neeidea 1 year ago
Someday, I shall be touched by his noodly appendages...
nebbit1 1 year ago
All people who belive this crap is real my god will kill you all!!!!!!!!!!
pipers9111 1 year ago
Wait... is this a real cult/religion?
ErrrrrrRia 1 year ago
@ErrrrrrRia This is the anwser to everything...
iCamEntertainment 1 year ago
@iCamEntertainment RAmen to that!
ErrrrrrRia 1 year ago
@ErrrrrrRia religion and cults are the same thing
party489 1 year ago
this is a fucking fail lolololol
RixBriann 1 year ago
If FSM was real, he would've shown himself and spread the religion since the old times before christ.
Is there historical proof of his existence?(NO)-shows that ther's no proof
Is his view of hell with STD infected stippers show total torture to the wicked people like Hitler?(NO)-show he's unjust and irresponsible
The maturity of story lines(sounds like a kid's storybook)-shows this is probably made up.
yeah...
Is it as logical as other religions (maybe but just a maybe not yes and is more to)
lion95805 1 year ago
May You All Be Touched by His Noodly Appendage, Ramen.
bradzdestroyer 1 year ago
LOL Wtf????
AFFIXIATION1 1 year ago
@TheAnthrochocobo
have you heard of the term "plural?"
GreyArmadillo 1 year ago
Who created the FSM? Obviously, it's a parady of religion, but who first thought of it?
compsciguy 1 year ago
@compsciguy bobby henderson
taylord1 1 year ago
@compsciguy
The FSM spoke to the prophet Bobby Henderson in 2005, Bobby has written a book about the religion.
RAmen
DeathSlayer2 1 year ago
@compsciguy i think preschoolers did :P
InTheAwesomers 1 year ago
@compsciguy
some modern teacher in 2005 i think. this religion sounds childish to me..
lion95805 1 year ago
@lion95805 All religions are childish
TheBrotherOfSisters 1 year ago
@TheBrotherOfSisters
oh, yeah... religions collect 10 cent from every person then donates to the poor..
religions create a community that can socialize well.
religions gives hope to the desperate.
religions makes an individual care for nature.
yeah, very childish isn't it?
lion95805 1 year ago
@lion95805 No they keep that money for them self so that they can buy of "news networks", Keep their churches nice and clean
(and there are organizations MADE for giving money to the poor)
Thats also called human instinct to create a community. Religion divides us between Us and Them (believers and nonbelievers)
Religion tells you lies to make you feel better.
Religion tells you worship god over ANYTHING.
So yeah their more of a bunch of lying manipulative fascists.
TheBrotherOfSisters 1 year ago
@TheBrotherOfSisters
that's YOUR place.. in MY place, the religions are sincere and work based on the real way God wants us to work..
Religion never divides. it is the non believers that left the group.. it is this group that think they are smarter than anyone else meaning they're arrogant just like theists are, no difference..
of course God is the only one worth worship. you don't wanna worship a tree don't you?
the organizations you mentioned are also mostly based on religion..so??
lion95805 1 year ago
@lion95805 religion never divides? uhhh dude, catholicism and protestant?? the three types of jewish?? religions have been created since the beginning of time, nothing separates modern religions from the savage sacrificial ceremonies that cavemen did. religion is the cause of almost every war recorded, go back to all the crusades, nothing but massacring people, the holocaust was caused by religion, church officials always have been corrupt, from indulgences to the child molestation today.
matthewtkeen 1 year ago
@matthewtkeen
i have to admit, i gave the wrong choice of words there..
but these are the act of man..
you can't blame God for this one..
lion95805 1 year ago
@matthewtkeen
there is somehting different from early cultures to todays religions.
today, human sacrifice is no longer legal.
why don't you go to north korea and see what they do to protestant christians..
the bottom line is, atheists and theists are no different.. the only thing different is their belief.
lion95805 1 year ago
@lion95805 in India the worship cows. there believe the same way about cows as most Christians believe about god. i believe in the flying spaghetti monster
tadanorm 1 year ago
@tadanorm
okay..
correction: Indians don't worship cows, they worship their Gods especially vishnu or Shiva.. the cow is just considered a holy animal just like christians consider a dove as a holy animal.
lion95805 1 year ago
religions make you believe in a magical land were all your dreams come true so yes very childish
Neeidea 1 year ago
@Neeidea
it's the way you view it that make it childish, not the religion. religions had helped millions of people already.. hmmm, is that childish? i wonder..
lion95805 1 year ago
garbage, get a life non logical food worshipers
thats why america is so fat
InTheAwesomers 1 year ago
u people need a life wtf is this pasta garbage. the lack of you people knowledge has led you to believe in this preschool thinking. this is totally bullSh*t. try thinking of a better thing to worship better than this piece of crap. i rather worship my pillow because it is comfy. spaghetti wasnt even invented when the world began. and i think all you people should take a moment in your life to breath in logic. even i think the big bang theory makes more sense. please get your mind straingt.
InTheAwesomers 1 year ago
@InTheAwesomers Your pillow wasn't invented when the world began either. That's no reason not to worship it. Can you prove your pillow isn't god? Having you tell me to get my mind straight is like having a dyslexic teach me to spell. Hahahaha I couldn't resist.
sweetmonkeylove1 1 year ago
wow, you don't have a sense of humor
jeodude 1 year ago
@InTheAwesomers
by your logic, pillows were created when the world began. "and from adams left rib i create this magical gyspy pillow."
GreyArmadillo 1 year ago
@InTheAwesomers
What does logic have to do with religion?
All spaghetti wasn't invented before the world began but the FSM has always existed.
You talk about the big bang "theory" but do you really know what it is or do you just accept it because you are taught it in school?
That is the precise reason why FSMism should be taught in schools, to give students the full picture.
DeathSlayer2 1 year ago
@DeathSlayer2
I'm sorry, but isn't pastafarianism a parody religion?
There is proof of the big bang today.
I'm no atheists, but i think it's the logical way of creation.
lion95805 1 year ago
@InTheAwesomers Epic fail. fsmism was made as paradoy religion to mock theism....
britmetal 1 year ago
@InTheAwesomers
you have converted me I no longer believe in FSM i now believe in a God who drowned everyone on earth and only let Noah and his family survive so by that logic supports inbreeding
Neeidea 1 year ago
yay pastafarianism it clearly rocks the world
nesdrawer 1 year ago
if you don't believe you will drown in a bowl of hot pasta sauce for an eterity
terry4144 1 year ago 33
@terry4144
You actually go to to FSM hell, you get stale beer and strippers with STDs.
Not unlike Las Vegas
lolshant818 1 year ago
@lolshant818 you are talking about spaghetti heaven where the beer is fresh from the volcano and the strippers are fresh from the factory
terry4144 1 year ago
@terry4144 Actually hell is like heaven but the beer is stale and the strippers have STDs.
Timelord223 1 year ago
@Timelord223
that doesn't sound like hell enough to me false follower..
lion95805 1 year ago
RAmen
dgjkgeui 1 year ago
FSM showed himself to me in a stain in my driveway. My driveway is very dirty and I want to pressure wash it. I am afraid that if I wash the likeness of FSM away I will be cursed with a lifetime without garlic toast.. Please help. I cannot imagine a life without FSM as my guide, I do not wish to be forsaken and I freakin love garlic toast.
sweetmonkeylove1 1 year ago
The graph showing the relation between the decline of pirates and temperature is true.
ytv122 1 year ago 2
It is quite obvious that the FSM is the one true God. No wars are started in his name, the religion isn't forced upon others. It truly is, the religion of peace... and strippers and beer.
Buskie1 1 year ago 3
What if i gain his religon for one week? do i stil get the beer and hot stripers?
and if my week is up and i go back to atheism i i still have my one tickent to piritot heven?
funbag321 1 year ago
i think one week is enough.
you will get the beer vulcano and the stripper factory :P
BastuBasti 1 year ago
you will only get bud light and slightly old strippers. or the same as everybody else for a week.
911650 1 year ago
RAMEN!!
RottenNinja 1 year ago