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  • Hahahaha, Touched By An Angel (Asshole) was probably the only show that made other programs like Friends watchable

  • An atheist's dream come true: to convince a "holy" man that there is no god.

  • Touched by an angel was such a stupid show

  • aweosme

  • I'm freakin STEALING this.

  • it sounds more like santa claus!

  • There were also many MadTV sketches which defended faith.

  • Dear GOD

    fuck you for canceling madtv or not existing

    its ither one or the other

  • PRAISE SANTA!

  • "Oh it looks like Ireland...without the pipe bombs."

  • Love the ending words.

  • lulz mad tv was cancelled. fail

  • The white nurse = MILF

  • And then madtv was canceled xD

  • @Lovelessinhell No, this show went on for another seven years.

  • "So, what must I do to get into Heaven?"

    "Nothin' much. Bid a friendly nod to the nice big gentlemen guarding the door and be sure to tip well. C'mon, I'll show ya."

  • Ireland without the pipe bombs?? ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa xD

  • and thats y hes dead:o

  • i love Geroge Carlin and i love Mad TV best comb ever.

  • Dear god.....whats so funny is people act like Carlin was a champion for atheists, when in truth alot of religious people LOVED his act. Learning to laugh at yourself is one of the best things anyone can ever do. Dammit ALWAYS turns into a debate on a Carlin related video, instead of enjoying the work of a great comedian who gave us 110% on and off stage.

  • who the fuck goes to topless bars anyway??

  • there is no heaven or hell stop the bullshitting

  • @MrDaniel199019 says who?

  • @matrixlone what? a dood cant have his own opinion? dont hit me wit religious BS cuz it wont do anything

  • @MrDaniel199019 just tell me who say there is no heaven or hell?

  • @matrixlone Who says there is? A moldy old book written by bronze age goatherders. Why is the bible any more valid than any other holy book?

    As for your repply to my comment? Nah, I don't feel like crying, I got a life to live instead of worrying wherther or not I meet the inane and arbitrary standards of some old fairy story book.

  • @MrDaniel199019 dont talk shit about what you dont know

  • @matrixlone um i;ll do wat i want

  • @MrDaniel199019 yea i can tell

  • @matrixlone good! great! glad we reached that agreement

  • @MrDaniel199019 lmfnao whatever you say

  • @matrixlone does that stand for laughing my nigger ass off...or jus a typo? lol

  • @MrDaniel199019 typo thanks about time you do something right

  • @matrixlone what does that even mean about time i do something right?? If i did something wrong, explain to me why i got a nice house, a nice car, and a nice job. (house and car are completely paid for in cold, hard cash.)

  • @MrDaniel199019 lmfnao whatever about time you said something right but i take it back no typo so no you still fail and read the bible and go to church

  • @matrixlone my life has been perfectly fine and enjoyable without the bible or attending church. no thank you. LOL

  • @MrDaniel199019 lmfnao well prepared to be jjudged all will stand before the lord wheter you like it or not

  • @matrixlone the only one judging me is me. and religion...is 2 people arguing about what happens after the other mans throat is slit. if you beleive there is a man in the sky you are beyond help. have a nice day lunatic

  • @MrDaniel199019 man in the sky thats one believer said thats what he though it was all about when he was an athiest you can look up those stories as well like i said accept christ

  • @matrixlone 1.) i already toly ou i DO NOT ELEIVE IN GOD it is a fairy tale 2.) i didnt understand a word you typed

  • @MrDaniel199019 im done you either do the research yourself or be that way then

  • @MrDaniel199019 The Person Is Not A Lunatic The Person Telling Whats Gonna Happen.......

  • @DarkBunnyLord If you want to go to hell that's fine can you show me were in the bible it says all this about god?

  • @DarkBunnyLord "Number one, where does it say that God tortured anybody at anytime at any point in biblical history? Uh, nowhere. I'm sure if God is going to allow a child to die quickly and for it to be as painless as possible He would do something like first put the child into a coma and then allow it to succumb to SIDS. Sudden infant death syndrome.

    or something similar."

  • @DarkBunnyLord "Atheists are good at making strawman arguments. Secondly the only one punished was David for having Uriah abandoned on the battle field where David knew he would be killed.

    And secondly the child that died went immediately to heaven and even David knew that for he asked, "Can I bring him back again? I will go to him, but he will not return to me.""

  • @DarkBunnyLord "The child did not need forgiveness, David did. The child was taken to a place of eternal bliss, while David was left having to endure his trials and tribulations in the sin cursed earth. Who got the better deal, David or his child?"

  • @DarkBunnyLord "You see the problem with Atheists is that they see death as the final chapter when in reality it is not. It is the beginning of eternity. But they need to be warned that if they do not change their ways they are going to awaken to a horrendous nightmare in a hell they don't believe in."

  • @matrixlone (cont) The similarity that all these Gods have in common is that they defy things we do know about reality (the age of the earth, the orbital rotations claimed, the shape of the earth, etc) and thus are unbelievable by those of us that are being intellectually honest instead of reacting out of fear by some absurd threat.

    Here's a tip, if someone doesn't believe in your God, then threatening them with hell isn't going to get you anywhere as they think that is imaginary as well.

  • @DarkBunnyLord I didn't threaten you with hell fire you said god is a murder also you gave me Numbers 31:7-18, Deuteronomy 20:10-14 how does this prove that?

  • @DarkBunnyLord to kill who in the cities?

  • @matrixlone Every Man, women and child except for the women who where virgins =/

  • @DarkBunnyLord Right and these people what were they called?

  • @matrixlone Are you going to get to the point or just keep asking stupid irrelevant questions?

  • @DarkBunnyLord Just answer the question.

  • @matrixlone No, I gave you the verses it's your turn to rebuttal, I'm not here to waste my time and play 20 questions with you. If you have something to say about how it was just to commit mass genocide then go ahead and say it, if not stop waisting my time.

  • @DarkBunnyLord Mkay obviously I'm trying to prove to you that you have not provided any proof that god murdered anyone and why he said that and who those people were so really you have nothing.

  • @DarkBunnyLord Did noah not warn the people? also why do you think god had to flood the earth to begin with?

  • @matrixlone So if I warn you that I'm going to shoot you unless you give me all your money and you choose not to give me the money then I shoot you, according to you I did not commit murder? Really? Come now you're not this stupid. He is claimed to have taken there life, it doesn't matter why murder is murder.

    His reasoning however is equally weak, "everyone is evil". That sounds plausible when talking about millions of people right? Not at all. Nor is it justification for genocide.

  • @DarkBunnyLord "As for your example it's pointless, if everything happens according to his will then it's God's fault he fell into a coma in the first place.... soooo.... yeah."

    More theological ignorance. Everything does not happen according to his will. Man has a will of his own. Apparently you are ignorant of verses like "The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; (cont.)

  • @matrixlone So it was the childs choice to fall into a coma or a failure of the human immune system that was designed by this being? Oh that's right, it was the later.

  • @DarkBunnyLord Happy now where is your proof that god murdered?

  • @DarkBunnyLord Like I said in the flood did noah not warn the people? and why did god flood the world in the first place also Numbers 31:7-18, and Deuteronomy 20:10-14 were is the murder?

  • @matrixlone Look if you can't grasp how drowning the entire population of the planet is wrong even IF these people where warned then you're beyond help. Noah DID NOT warn everyone in the world for one, and two even if he did it WAS STILL MURDER.

    This was not an act of self defense where a person warns an intruder to get out of there house or stay away from them, it was a vain being with to much power killing millions because his feelings where hurt.

  • @DarkBunnyLord Also answer my questions did noah not warn the people and why did god flood the world to begin with?

  • @matrixlone I did answer your question several times you fucking retard. He warned SOME people in SMALL area and what the fuck does it matter? It was STILL murder. If I tell you to give me your money or I'll shoot you and then I shoot you when you don't give me the money I STILL SHOT YOU. What part of this does your inbred little brain not seem to grasp?

  • @DarkBunnyLord Ah more opinions dumbass as I said PROOF LET ME SAY IT AGAIN PROOF THE BIBLICAL FLOOD DOES NOT PROVE THAT IDIOT NOW ANSWER MY QUESTIONS!! HELLO CAN YOU SEE ME NOW!!!

  • @matrixlone My god you are possibly one of the stupidest people I've ever met, your claim is "Ha god may have caused the flood and millions of people died because of it but prove to me that he killed anyone".

    Haha what a fucking retard.

    Let me explain it real slowly so you can understand.

    In the Story of Noahs' flood, God was Mad at people, made means to be upset grrrr.

    He made it rain so that it would kill everyone on earth but Noah.

    The flood killed people, therefor GOD KILLED PEOPLE. Moron.

  • @DarkBunnyLord For the last time stop with your retarded opinions and why was god "mad" and why did noah have to warn the people and these people were they innocent or not?

  • @DarkBunnyLord It's also funny how you pass of my answers as stupid when your ignorant of the history and customs to how things were done back then shit you could not even give me the name of the people that you accuse god of murdering so please stop with you opinons and answer my questions did noah not warn the people and why did god flood the earth to begin with?

  • @matrixlone I pass off your answers as stupid because you admit the flooded the world, you admit millions of people die and then you seem to forget everything you JUST SAID and say "prove he killed people herp derp". Customs are irrelevant to whether a life was taken on purpose or not =/ on top of that you want me to give you the names of every living person on earth at the time? You must be fucking kidding.

    (CONT)

  • @DarkBunnyLord Just the group of people you were talking about how can you not know? so again where is the murder?

  • @DarkBunnyLord Where is the murder? also how are your answers supposed to be better last time I checked they're retarded ass opinions and your flat out ignorant like I said the biblical flood is not murder but you do defend murders though that's a fact since the world was wicked to begin with so that means there must have been murders so how's it feel to defend murders? and like I said you did not provide proof of any murder just your lame ass opinions.

  • @matrixlone Please oh wise one, explain to me how drowning millions of people is not murder hmm? I'm interested in hearing how far you can shove your head up your own ass to explain this.

    Oh so all of the people on the earth where murderer's? The children and babies as well?

  • @DarkBunnyLord You're accusing god of murdering babies? what about everyday people that have abortions and shit and why "oh because im just not ready to have a baby?

  • @matrixlone I'm sorry but how is babies dying elsewhere relevant to my question? Stop dodging the obvious, he killed tons of people and they COULDN'T have all been murders. I realize you're not good at math but let's assume for some reason little children, even babies, are capable of murder and that everyone has murdered at least 1 person at the time (the only way they could all be murderes under your stupid claim). Then if there where 15million people and they all killed 1 person (Cont)

  • @matrixlone (cont) that would leave, oh that's right, no one left alive dipshit.

  • @DarkBunnyLord "According to the Bible, God killed every human except Noah, his wife, his sons, and their wives in the flood. Were any of these people killed unjustly? The Bible says specifically that all people (except Noah and his family) had become corrupted.12 Not only had all people become corrupted, but they were continually plotting evil!"

  • @matrixlone Again I call bullshit on this claim, you're again not accounting for the children and babies and somehow saying that millions of people where all evil.

    According to God, picking up sticks on a sunday was evil. Not believing in him was evil, etc. So are you saying that everyone that doesn't believe in God deserves to be killed?

    On top of this it's all irrelevant the fact that they WHERE killed still makes him a murderer, it doesn't matter what they where plotting.

  • @DarkBunnyLord Now as I was saying were is your proof that god murders innocent people?

  • @DarkBunnyLord It does not fucking matter where is your proof that he murdered anyone?

  • @DarkBunnyLord Provide proof of murder otherwise leave me alone you're bare ass opinions don't mean shit to me where is the proof?

  • @DarkBunnyLord How am I blocked dumbass this ain't your video.

  • @DarkBunnyLord "First, murder is the taking of an innocent life without just cause. He must show that God did not have just cause. Simply appealing to the idea that one is innocent because one is a baby isn't good enough. The sin of Adam has affected everyone, including babies. (cont.)

  • @DarkBunnyLord (cont.) Second, if babies are innocent and God has taken their lives and, according to their actions alone, I might agree with him, though God doesn't judge by actions alone, but also by the condition of one's soul, then God will, as I believe, redeem all babies and bring them to heaven. So, though the baby lost the lesser (this temporal life on earth), it gains the greater (eternal life in God's presence in heaven)

  • @DarkBunnyLord Third, God never judges a person based upon his or her belief in him. We are told in James, "even the demons believe and they tremble." (2:19) So, it is not based upon belief in God that one is saved, but by trusting in him and Jesus' death and resurrection as payment for his or her personal sin. It is a common mistake that skeptics make."

    -LNC

  • @DarkBunnyLord Let me repost this shit and Ima keep doing it till you get it.

  • @DarkBunnyLord And you have no case for accusing god for murder where is the proof?

  • @DarkBunnyLord "Did God kill any innocent people along with the evil ones? When God was about to destroy the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah, Abraham asked God if He would destroy the cities if there were 50 righteous people in them.5 God said no. Then Abraham asked the same question if there were 45 righteous people. Every time he dropped the number and got the same answer." (cont.)

  • @DarkBunnyLord I meant give me this proof of murder please and answer my questions noah did he or not warn the people? and why did god flood the earth to begin with.

  • @DarkBunnyLord "The fact is that God would not have destroyed those cities if there were any righteous people in them. The few righteous who were in those cities He warned ahead of time to get out.6 So, God does not destroy the righteous along with the evil."

  • @matrixlone and yet he killed them anyways. You're still trying to justify a warning as making it a ok to kill everyone. Also God didn't warn anyone, an old man running around building a giant boat making an outrageous claim did, and certainly not all of them as there was no way he would travel the world meeting everyone while trying to go under such a ludicrous construction scheduale.

  • @DarkBunnyLord (cont.) "Let me state that as disturbing as the atheists find the cherry-picked-Bible-pull-quote­s, I find it very disturbing that they read these texts and infer rape.

    They are inventing the idea of rape and reading it into the text (this is eisegesis and is hermeneutically inappropriate).

    Let us consider the facts of the matter:

    To begin with, we may note Deuteronomy 20:10 states, "When you march up to attack a city, make its people an offer of peace."" (cont.)

  • @matrixlone Awesome so they come to the city and say "Hey guys now I know you don't want us to kill all of you so let us take over and rule this city, plunder what we'd like, and we won't attack you but instead just make you into slaves". That's totally reasonable right?

    Again your making shitty excuses for marauding bandits commanded by a psychopathic narcissist.

  • @DarkBunnyLord (cont.) "In the case of the women mentioned in the texts noted above, if a man was interested in one of them he was to:

    Provide her with housing.

    Allow her one month to mourn.

    Then they may get married.

    And if they later divorce, she was to go free and not be mistreated (see Deuteronomy 21:10-14).

    (cont.)

  • @DarkBunnyLord "I'm fairly certain I said on multiple occasions mass murder"

    God's commanding just wars against evil societies is no more mass murder than our war against the Nazis.

  • @matrixlone Haha you must be kidding. You're compairing human beings with very limited power to a being that is claimed to have literally infinite power?

    I'm sorry but humans have limited options (not to mention we where fighting solders, not women and children and solders), this God character could have simply removed all weaponry from them with a flick of his fingers, could have walled them off so they couldn't hurt others, etc. Yet his choice is mass murder.

  • @DarkBunnyLord (cont.) but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance." But as we all know, all will not come to repent, and that is because man has free will.

    As for the child whom he allowed to go into a coma and die, it wound up in a situation that was infinitely greater than the situation that David found himself in. That baby wound up thousands of time better off than it would have had God let him live out his life on earth.

  • @matrixlone Oh well that's a good excuse for killing a child.

    Look you can't sit on one hand and say that God knows everything and made everything and then on the other claim free will. It doesn't logically work AT ALL. If he created everything with foreknowledge of how things would occur should he create them in the fashion that he did and the option to create things in any other manner where he would be able to get better outcomes then it IS his fault. Logic, use it.

  • @DarkBunnyLord "Lastly here you're using a tired old argument, Pascals wager, the "you'd better believe or else, what do you have to loose?"

    More strawmen to attack. where did I ever invoke Pascal's wager? No mature Christian would offer up Pascal's wager. It's a fallacious argument. Entrance into heaven is not determined by making any kind of bet, it is determined by a decision to change one's life and become born-again. (cont.)

  • @matrixlone You completely did my friend. You promoted that we where fine but that if we didn't believe we'd go to hell suggesting that all we had to do was to believe and what did we have to loose that IS Pascals wager.

    You're right, entrance into heaven is based upon faith. I'll through out a small scenario for you that shows the injustice of the Christian God. (cont)

  • @matrixlone (cont) A small girl is raped and killed before ever accepting Christ. Her murderer goes to trial and is given the death penalty and during his incarceration accepts Jesus and repents for what he did. The murdering rapist who was later sincerely sorry goes to heaven, the little girl burns in hell for eternity. That's your God's justice... yeah not thanks, even if you could provide evidence (which you have still yet to) of his existence I could never praise such a being.

  • @DarkBunnyLord "(cont) The similarity that all these Gods have in common is that they defy things we do know about reality (the age of the earth, the orbital rotations claimed, the shape of the earth, etc) and thus are unbelievable by those of us that are being intellectually honest instead of reacting out of fear by some absurd threat."

    This is the old worn out kinard that the Bible teaches the earth is flat, and that the sun revolves around the earth, etc. (cont.)

  • @DarkBunnyLord (cont.) Just saying I believe there is a God will not cut it. Even the devil admits there is a God.Think he's going to heaven?

    "Let me ask you this, why don't you believe in one of the many other Gods that are claimed to be real."

    Claiming something to be real doesn't make it so. We Christians know our God is real through our interactions with him and his responses to us.(cont.)

  • @DarkBunnyLord (cont.) "No rape at all anywhere. Rather, cleansing after a war, the provision of a home, time to mourn, marriage and if need be, freedom and protection from mistreatment.

    Of course, these facts will very likely be completely ignored and followed by various complaints about God commanding war and killing children and cattle, etc., etc., etc."

    (cont.)

  • @matrixlone (cont) back to his home and gives you one month to be sad and mourn over the death of everything you held dear. He then forces you to marry him and the wedding night approaches, you're now saying that the sex that would consummate the marriage as was (and often still is) tradition would be consensual?

    You have got to be fucking kidding me. How stupid do you think people are, no ones going to buy that.

  • @DarkBunnyLord I'm no interested in your fucking opinions give the this proof of murder and stop wasting my time please.

  • @matrixlone I'm sorry but if you can't seem to grasp how flooding the entire world and killing all of it's populace is murder then you're to stupid to function. You're excuse is "well he warned them", that's wonderful, since when is warning someone then killing them not murder? Come now dipshit, bullshit your way out of it again because you have yet to explain how it isn't murder.

  • @DarkBunnyLord "Sadly, very much prompted by the New Atheist sect of atheism many atheists are not interested in engaging in skepticism in a reasonable manner but interested in besmirching, take jabs and move on to the next target."

  • @DarkBunnyLord (cont. The fact of the matter is the bible proclaimed that the world was round long before secular science did. Not only that, at the time when many believed many weird things like the Hindus who thought that the Earth sat upon the back of a giant turtle, the Bible clearly stated that God "hangeth the earth upon nothing" Job 26:7 That clearly indicates that it is suspended in space. And there is no way anyone could have known that at the time. No one except God who told Job cont.

  • @matrixlone No, it proclaimed the bible a circle, a circle is flat. A sphere is round, the earth technically isn't even a sphere, it's an ovoid, but if they had said sphere I hardly would have held it against them, alas they said circle quite blatantly. On top of this they referred to things in revelations where something coming from a single point in the sky would be seen by everyone, or by standing on the top of a mountain a man could see every end of the earth. Not signatures of a sphere.

  • @DarkBunnyLord (cont.) Infidels have for years claimed that because the bible says in the book of joshua

    "The sun stopped in the middle of the sky and delayed going down about a full day." That meant that the bible taught that the sun revolved around the earth. That is nonsense. Joshua was speaking in relative terms as to what was able to be viewed from the ground.

  • @matrixlone No, the fact that the bible states that the earth is fixed and unmoving 6 times is one of the many reasons people insinuated that the authors of the bible thought the sun revolved around the earth, because if the earth was "fixed" in place then this would be the only way they could explain the change from day to night.

  • @DarkBunnyLord Atheists apparently think we're all so stupid that we continue praying to a God that never answers our prayers.

  • @matrixlone Ignorant yes, stupid no (sometimes, but that's more on the person). Why? Because Christianity backs itself up with a situation where whether your prayers come true or not is irrelevant to your belief. If you pray for something and it happens it's "praise Jesus, he answered my prayers" and if he doesn't its "prays Jesus, it must not have been according to his will". Else wise you wouldn't have kid 1 having people earnestly pray and be healed while kid 2 has the same prayers and dies.

  • @matrixlone (cont) In short you've backed yourself up into a corner where there is no way to be proven wrong and no matter what happens everything is right because you've made up rules to justify shortcomings.

  • @DarkBunnyLord It is the same language used today by the US Naval Observatory who has a site where you can get a time table for an entire year of sun rises and sun sets. You think the US Naval Observatory thinks the sun revolves around the earth ? Hydrothermal vents were not discovered until 1977, yet the Bible spoke of them 1400 years ago!!! "Have you entered the springs of the sea?" Job 38:16

  • @matrixlone Springs are sources of water, generally fresh water. Thus you're merely reading into a vague statement that doesn't produce itself as hydrothermal vents at all, only after the fact are you stating this.

  • @DarkBunnyLord "Here's a tip, if someone doesn't believe in your God, then threatening them with hell isn't going to get you anywhere as they think that is imaginary as well."

    Threatening them with hell ? More Atheistic stupidity, Christians want unbelievers to discover the joys of living in the faith in this life. As well as the joys in the one to come. (cont.)

  • @DarkBunnyLord (cont.) As for warning about hell, it's equivalent to warning a blind man that he's heading for a cliff.If the blind man chooses not to believe in the existernce of cliffs, he can't say he wasn't warned.But apparently Atheists would prefer we say nothing to the blind man. Let him fall.

  • @matrixlone No it's not, because the blind man would walk off the cliff, he would not be cast into it by your imaginary friend. On top of this you can't prove that you "aren't" blind in this example despite given ample opportunity you continue to refuse to do so.

  • @DarkBunnyLord "As for the women, the children, the livestock and everything else in the city, you may take these as plunder for yourselves" (Deuteronomy 20:14).

    "keep alive for yourselves all the young girls who have not known a man intimately" (Numbers 31:18).

    (cont.)

  • @DarkBunnyLord (cont.) "Assuming that war ensues, once it is over they were to "remain outside the camp seven days; whoever has killed any person, and whoever has touched any slain, purify yourselves and your captives on the third day and on the seventh day. Purify every garment, everything made of leather, everything woven of goats' hair, and everything made of wood" (Numbers 31:19-20).

    This ensures the health of soldier and war captives." (cont.)

  • @eurasianchica what kind of retarded question is that

  • Why is the Pope Italian? When this was made, it was John Paull II and he was Polish. The current one's German.

  • @nagamora Please...

  • @nagamora So apparently, a loving god throws you in hell for not believing in him, despite how well you lived your life. Nice to know.

  • @umusuuk this aint all sunshine and rainbows if you dont like it go home and cry 

  • @umusuuk thats not it, He's done everything for you but pple decide not to believe in Him, and since they chose a life without God its what they get in hell. Works dont get you into heaven and they never will no matter how good you think you lived

  • @umusuuk Another way to look at: It's rather selfish for someone (or something, whatever God is) to think that everyone should live to serve him/her. It sounds like tyranny to me.

  • XD I love how that guys yelling boo

  • george callin my hero

  • wait god is santa claus

  • lol then why watch it?

  • i love the credits part

  • @NPKINGSLEY poor soul the fool say's in his heart ther's is no god but his way's are evil

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