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  • 172 people got eaten by a trex

  • haha wow, nuff said

  • What the fuck... just happened...

  • There were 35 cuss words

  • " I got something better than your Chainsaw" " A MOTHER FUCKING T- REX" :D

  • What WON'T he do for that fucking sniper rifle!?!?!

  • @Madman87587 trade it for a Klondike Bar

  • GIVE HIM THE FUCKING SNIPERRIFLE!!!!!!

  • lol

  • lol.. A MUTHAFUCKIN CHAINSAW?!?!?!

  • i have something better than a gun . . . MY T-REX!

  • That is funny

  • Best Machinima I've seen in a while.

  • Muh Motherfukin T-REX

  • lol! xD now this is a funny vid thats not made by Jon from Arby n The Chief.

    it took a while 2 find such vids from machinima

  • lol,thats funny,i never seen any1 do something like this before

  • thumbs up if you heard drath vaders breath at 1:41

  • My MOTHAFUCKIN T-REX!

  • GIVE FUCKEN SNIPER AND ILL KICK SOME ASS

  • Swearing more doesn't make something mildly funny any more funny.

  • hey dude don't let me coming to your house and let me fucking kill you.

    He..i like to see you try >;)

    *coming to your house*

    GIVE ME THE FUCKING SNIPER RIFLE!

  • Lol

  • wait, he just lost his hand. How is he still able to play?

  • @SnizPersona Cause he's a fucking beast.

  • Just give him his sniper rifle

  • LOL when he picks his controller back up he can only play with one hand XD

  • Ahhh, so this is what teenage Michael Jones sounds like.

  • dude, I wish it was this easy, leave the controller, go to his house, kick his ass and proceed with sniping... :)

  • lets settle this halo reach style

  • Arrow ||----knee---->

  • @NBKxProductions I used to be afraid of taking an arrow to the knee, then I got grenadier knee guards!

  • how was he playins with one hand O.o

  • this video has adult content so if you have kids in the room turn it up louder its about time they grow some ball hair

  • @OutdoorMoney70 Captain Obvious what are you doing in this sector? I could of swore I just saw you in another video!

  • @DontHateAppreciatez ... really...

  • @OutdoorMoney70 ...yes :Ð

  • That's funny because that is how people actually react over the sniper rifle, which is why I never use.

  • did anyone else lose track of who was talkin at any point in the video

  • only four sentences out of this 3min 2sec long video had no swear words.

  • I used to fight people like this,

    until i took an arrow to the knee.

  • @HUsoldierNumber14589 : He used to be original, but then he played Skyrim and hopped on the meme-wagon.

  • hahahahhaa nice script!

  • HAHA oh wow gimee the fu****n sniper rifle

  • happens EVERY time i touch the sniper so i because im nice i give it to the then fires 1 shot misses and then says " THE SNIPER SUCKS, HEY GIVE ME YOUR F@#$ING SHOTGUN!!!"

    and then im just like screw it then boom betrayal

  • I GOT MY MOTHER FUCKING BANHAMMER!!!

  • this vid is to funny thumbs up 

  • 3 sentences didnt swear in that 

  • GIVE ME THE FUCKING SNIPER RIFLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @SCOOL8896 NO

  • My motherf*cking T REX!

  • not being wierd or anything but i acyually own a leather whip i got years ago as a joke gift from my mate in amsterdam

  • they said fuck like 40000000 times

  • pretty easy n interesting stuff

    or: P.E.N.I.S.

  • If a dude came to my house because I didn't give him my sniper rifle. I would use the sniper rifle I own to kill him.

  • @Zombiemaster898 actually......id use my MUTHAFUKIN T-REX!

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  • LOL

    

  • I nearly died of laughter at the end!!

  • dude that was not funny. i mean the only good part was from 0:00 to 3:02

  • Jurassic park ftw

  • that...was....epic epic epic.

  • one internet slang word...: L...O...L

  • now this, was funny!

  • Brilliant :L.

  • LOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLO

  • lol inception!

  • Am i the only one who thinks this would actually be funny if it weren't for the unnecessary constant cursing. I have nothing against explicit language, it was just overkill, made the video dumb. Use more comedy.

  • The t-Rex bit had me gasping for air! :)

  • @Sharpshooter3651 i allmost puked my pc!

  • Lol

  • They're probably all neighbors...

  • Misleading title. This fight has been seen. By me and a lot of other people

  • 155 people should've given him their sniper rifle...

  • haos doeoes hees plaes xb0x with 0n3 haandz? :/

  • :D

  • this is so fake. he wouldnt be able to play the xbox like that with one hand.

  • @iamobeliskquake Well of course it's fake. It's a video game.

  • @TheVanillaWood i know. you didnt get the joke. i was trying to act like a Cpt. Obvious who would say that its not real because of the Trex and lightsabers

  • only a COD kid would actually get mad enough to go over to another persons house and attempt to kill them

  • @Shadowbanshee360 I don't know...I've seen some kids get pretty damn pissed over sniper rifles

  • @usaa300 I have to man

  • @Shadowbanshee360 That actually happened once. This dude got pissed off at this asshole kid that kept talking shit and he went to his house and choked him. I think you might find that story if you google it.

  • Did anyone one see the smosh ad?

  • Give me the fucking sniper rifle

  • haha funniest was 2:40

  • Lol

  • Bring it on mother fucker! I laughed so hard!

  • duuuuUUUUUOOOOEAUGJAOEDGJSUUUU­UUDEEE!!!! fuckn hate getting BANNED FROM REAAACH!!! live connection disconnection then BANNED FOR QUIITTINGGG!!! hahaha shiiit ill go play halo 3

  • Lol

  • It's about to get serious up in this bitch

  • YEAH! a new way of having a war in HALO its called solving the problem telepathically...

  • Thumbs up for your MUTHA-FUCKIN T-REX!

  • AH HA! it's just a flesh wounOH MY GOD MY HANDS GONE!!! LOL

  • LOL LOL

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  • a mutha fucking chainsawwwwwww

  • hahahahaahahahahahaahahaahahah­hahaahah

  • I almost cried from laughing too hard.

  • How the hell is he playing with one hand

    

  • best part is when he said i got meh t rex and u hear it lol

  • somehow the dialogues remind me of the boodock bros (when they were still young and awesome!)

  • haha that was awsome

  • JUST GIVE HIM THE FUCKING SNIPER RIFLE!

  • why is this in recomended videos... i seen it 3 times xD

  • so simple yet so hilarious

  • My muther fucking chain saw !!!

  • sharing is caring

  • guess i'm turning up the volume

    

  • This video was hilarious

  • Lol that was funny!

  • GIVE ME THE F******* SMIPER RIFLE.

  • How do you play xbox with 1 hand?

  • "MY MOTHA F**KIN T-REX!"

  • Has to be the best video ive seen on halo reach :D

  • Red guy sounded like Cartman...

  • Gow3 best ad song evah

  • lol would be funny if that happend in real life 0_0

  • @charlievda It actually happened not too long ago. A 13 year old kid was harassing some 40 year old guy in CoD, so the guy tracked the kid down and tried to strangle him. He got caught. Talk about taking a game too seriously.

  • @sxesamuel that's a CoD player though, so they do take things seriously. :P

  • @charlievda would it?

  • @charlievda hell...who knows it prolly did before

  • @charlievda mayby somewhere it allready did héhé >:}

  • @MrWhite8800 you did huh?

  • @charlievda nah yust saying ya never kno it allready happend somewhere in the world ;p

  • @MrWhite8800 ;P

  • @Michaela904262262686 If you post this one more time I'm coming to your house and I'm gonna kill you!

  • damn no matter how many times i watch this it is purely awesome

  • Lol

  • that made me die a few times laughing X'P

  • Lmao lolololol that was funny

  • Fucking awesome!

    

  • Did they really have a lightsaber duel?

  • at the end it would have been funnier if instead of "gimme the sniper rifle" there was just a t-rex noise

  • my hand is cut off

    haha oh shit mine is to lol

  • this is why u don't troll

  • One of the best intros ever

  • @badmotorv8 what the ad?

  • @Madfizzle No, from 0:00 to 0:21

  • @badmotorv8 lol i mean THE AD

  • haha

  • haha

  • hi

    

  • oh shit kid, do what he says!

  • my muff fuckin t rex... LOLZ

  • GIMME THE FUCKIN SNIPER RIFLE

  • is it just me or does every newb want the sniper rifle

  • This Machinima is very clever and FUCKING HILARIOUS!

  • @flflflfulful I doubt it. Nothing good in life is free.

  • @flflflfulful sorry, I was just joking.

  • you should get like 10 points for that kind of kill

  • @flflflfulful yeah balck market

  • i almost shit myself after watching this

  • LMAO nice

  • My Motherfucking T-REX

  • "oh yea? i got something better"

    "A MOTHER FUCK'EN T-REX"

    other guy: OH SHIT!

    lmfao that is sooooo funny this is the best vid

  • @holywar666 its wtf fuck xD

  • when i heard LIGHTSABERS i says "SHIT JUST GOT REAL!"

  • Two words: Aw-some

  • @J01MrKrinkle One word: retard

  • This was brilliant and funny as hell! Fucking Machinima for spamming the shitty CoD commentaries so my sub box misses these awesome stuff.

  • Why does the white guy have 2 bucks sniper?

  • lol this is so funny im gonna share this on facebook

  • White guy give me my sniper or I'll come to your house Red I'll see you try one minute later GIVE ME MY FUCKING SNIPER!!!!!!!!!!!11

  • So you fight this guy on xbox

    Then he brings out guns lightsabers and a fucking t rex

  • lol

  • i got something then your gun i ve a mother fucking trex

  • 1:34 lol they're fighting with... lightsabers? lololo

  • turn on closed captioning click transcribe audio then watch

  • @zachman329 Wow, that was funny. :) People, we need to thumb this up, 'cause people need to see this.

  • Lol

  • awww bring it on mother fucker! lmao love that line

  • make a sequel about the roket launcher