Diary Of A Mad Black Woman - And I Know Whoop Your Ass!

[urguradianangel]

CALL THE PO PO HOE!!!!!!!!!

[AndreaL068]

Hit and run. Hhaha' Damn lady is funny.

[Nicki54141]

Call the pooppoo hoe

[reeseslightning11]

Call da popo ho! LOL!!!!!!

[TheSarabethmusicify]

Who dat? She do nails? I need to get my nails did(:

Makes me weak everrrrry time

[ladye7nigma89]

call the popo hehehehehe

[89alonzo]

she knew dat she was going to get her ass beat because madea popped her in the head and did nothing

[KingRichard41]

0:14 Woman: This is Vera Wang Madea: Who dat is? She do nails? I need to get ma nails did. Woman: That's it. I'm calling the police. Madea: I ain't scared of no po po. Call the po po ho. Call the po po ho! Woman: The police will be here in 10 minutes Madea: OK then that leaves me 9 to beat the hell out of you. Woman: You think. I know Ti Kwan Dow Madea: I know WHOOP YOUR OSSS! 0:45 *Madea slaps the Woman and runs downstairs*

[alleirbag16]

Madea:i aint scard of no po po. call da po po hoe.CALL DA PO PO HOE!

LMAO!

[nellie2581]

Funniest

[sugarholic14]

Who dat is she do nails I need to get my nails did too funny

[milkeyway221]

Ik whoop yoo oss lol

[wwe123114]

is thismovie in stores or do i have to but it online..........any way soooo funny

[xLovelyLauren926x]

lololol call da popo hoe. <3

[tsla123]

How does madea have a granddaughter did cora have a kid or somthing???

[toocool245]

lol

[emoKHgirl]

LMFAO!!! ThE bitch started cursing madia out in spanish lol

[iLoveMilerz]

hahaha lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! das funny shiet

[jadablue00]

Brenda: I'm Callin The Police

Madea:

CALL THE PO PO HO

CALL THE PO PO HO!

(A Few Mintues Later)

Brenda: I Know Tae-Kwando!

Madea: And I Know WHOOOPPPP YOOO OSSSSS

[madojolie]

NIIIIINN WRONG ANSWERS

[Gabeairsofts]

Madea"you dont know nothn""im from the projects" then she slaps her in the back of the head ahaha

[ebaker672]

Madea slaped her up side her head lafmo !!!!

[awesomepriness100]

lol call the popo hoe call the po po hoe!

lol

[awesomepriness100]

lol call the popo hoe call the po po hoe!

[Soflynoli23]

People stop watching Tyler Perry because his movies suck in general don't just stop cause Kim Kardashian's in it.Stop because you want better content well thought out plots stop cause you get tired of seeing a big ass nigga in a dress talking about popping caps in ya ass.Stop because it's buffoonery coon shuck and jive shtick.It's played out bullshit that's backwards.This should show you once,and for all the T.Perry is nothing but a wolf in sheep's clothing

[MrsBarbieMinaj]

@Soflynoli23 STFU

[Soflynoli23]

@MrsBarbieMinaj Busted bullshit barbie sit your dumb ass down somewhere.You're just another fool wasting their money on coon films.

[lizziechan21]

you da hoe you aint got no power or no deed

[Mercedeszx33]

call the po po hoeee .

[Anglecake2010]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO !

[Kimbelle10]

Lol! Did the girl call Madea Shizz? Lol!

[matthewRR03]

9 minutes to beat your ass

[Wiintendoh]

Bring it on you don't know me i'm from the projects!

*speaking random japanese language*

[kinley6482]

I love u madea!!!

[HDestroy2]

0:33 til the end is SOOOO FUNNY!!!

[AnimeAlAire]

CALL DA PO PO HO!

[11111111111niki]

Madea is a mess lol

[InstrumentalsAtVEVO]

I know Tai-Quan-Do....

[TheJinglydood]

@InstrumentalsAtVEVO An I kno whoop yo ass!!

[InstrumentalsAtVEVO]

@TheJinglydood Yeah, you keep running.

[214325326457]

@InstrumentalsAtVEVO obviously not since you cant even spell it

[Killersgambit]

@InstrumentalsAtVEVO AND I KNOW WHOOP UR AUSS! XD

[hotdogloco12345]

"Did you do this! This is Varawang!"

"Oh, who that is. She do nails,I need to get mine done..."



[countryhoney28]

How can you not laugh? I forgot about when she smacks the woman on the back of the head as she heads downstairs. The plays are hilarious, especially when the cast tries not to laugh when Madea goes postal.

[omegaphoenix068]

OWNED!

[dejfranklin]

You the hoe, you ain got no power or no deed!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO

[countryhoney28]

when she says "Just give me 5 minutes in the bathroom with her"-how can you not love her???

[CaptainnKitty]

"I'm calling the police! they're gonna be here in 10 minutes!"

Madea: "Okay, then that leave me 9 to beat the hell out of you."

[Wiintendoh]

AND I KNOW WHOP YO AHS

[Phanaoshot]

"Oh, hell no", *slap* LOL

[something2specail]

madea -that gives me nine 2 beat the hell out of you

chick-bring it i know tykondo

madea-and i knoe WHOP YOUR ASS

LMFAO

[709mia]

This is Vera Wang!!

who is she does she do nails? i need to get my nails did

[mundabi]

That sneak smack... Ninja level

[heymonday4]

" the police will be ere in 10 minutes"

"that gives me 9 minutes to beat the hell out of you"

" i know tequando??"

"i know WHOOPPYOO OOSSS"

Lmfao

[Relakoth91]

@heymonday4 Not to be rude, but it's Tae Kwon Do

[DExminator]

@heymonday4 Its Taekwon-Do ASSHOLE!!

[heymonday4]

"Did you do this?, this is "LilWang??"who that is, does she do nails, I need to get my nails done" Lol

[CONOR1861]

call da po po hoe

[vsquipar]

Just press 7 .

[nexxt74]

My favorite part of the movie!

[irockskinneyzz]

my favorite part of the whole movie : )

[habaticus]

I think I`ve just cried my eyes out laughing.

[armontahje34]

i like how she slapped her on the way down the stairs...haha

[masterterry2]

"yo the ho u got no power or no deed" wow

[HOTTHANNAH6]

callin the police theyll be here in 10 minutes, ok that leave me 9 to beat yo ass,lmao XD

[ashisepicallyawesome]

this is Vera Wang! oooh who dat is?.. i need my nails did.. lmboo

[TheEleventhElven]

Madea should have socked her.

[countryhoney28]

Tyler Perry created this fabulous woman for all of us to not to only laugh, but perhaps learn a thing or two at the same time. She says and does what we all wish we could do. I laugh pretty much all the time when this character is on-screen. The plays are a stitch too! She fights for the weak, puts the people who annoy her in their place, but can give love and empathy as well. 'Bring me some oxygen back, too"- so funny!!!

[lovejoypain]

@countryhoney28 I know! I think ppl like Spike Lee have got it all wrong when they say she's a negative stereotype of black people.

[PaM3LiT4]

Lady- "This is VERA WANG!! "

Madea- "Who dat is, she do nails? i need to get ma nails did..."

LMAO!!!

[MsJbfan66]

i know taeknowndo and i know WHOOP YO ASS!

[VogelGirl100]

LOL LOVE THIS PART OF THE MOVIE

[ladyxluckxrulesxok]

'You aint got no power or no deed" LOOOOOOOOOOL

[BubbleGumPrincessLOL]

CALL DA POPO HO!

[LOLbug10]

The girl was speaking spanish. Luv that part haha

[carsonrulz101]

Call da Popo, ho. Hahahaha. Good, that gives me 9 minutes to whoop yo Auss! Lol

[JOECRIP2000]

Idk what that girl was saying but it is not Korean

[LilMama21211]

lMAOOOOO.. Hahahahahahahahahaha Thiss Shidd Neverr Gett Oldd.!!

[maddiemoo53]

this is vera wang! who dat is? she do nails? i need to get my nails did! haha XD i love madea!

[geowizard123]

You da ho, you ain't got no powah or no deed. xD

[sexydragon08]

Lol and I kno whoop yo ass lol!!

[Ichigo126XD1]

press 4.... wait till she says im calling the police then press 9... get it? ;)

[MegaTheNaj]

@Ichigo126XD1 no wat is it?



[Ichigo126XD1]

@MegaTheNaj *sigh* when u press 4 she says im calling the police then when u press 9 she says AWW HELL NO!

[MegaTheNaj]

@Ichigo126XD1 oh becuz it wasnt workin rite the other day wen i pressed 9 she said shut up



[AnimeAlAire]

@Ichigo126XD1 That's it im calling the police

OH HELL NO! *SLAP* LOL

[TheLiljacob13]

Call the po po hoe

[djnoslackizbac]

xD lmao how could u not like madea

[popprincessroro]

AND I KNOW WHOOP YO ASS LMAO i love madea <3 if u dont like her she will WHOOP YO ASS lol jk jk i love her

[goeagles25]

The slap in the back of the head at the end is the BEST!

[InbictaProductionzZ]

i need to get my nails did...

[jsuper155]

13 People Ghet They Butt Kickedd .!

[musiqchild007]

AND I KNOW WHO YO UH-SSS!

[Joh7X]

I love this movie so much. XD

[EmLovescrazy]

CALL THE PO PO HOE!!!!!!!!!

[iBlaqk]

Yhu The Hoe , Yhu Ant Got No Power Or No Deed

[areposo]

i aint scared of no po po ho

call the po po ho

CALL THE PO PO HO!!!

[1993rotflmao]

thumbs up if you hit the ground when the hoe got popped in the head...LMFAO!!

[isatorres97]

she made my day haha "call the popo how" haha gotta love madea..!!

[MrBigb1863]

i aint scared of the po po call the po po hoe and when madea goes like ill have 9 minutes to beat the hell out of u LOL!!!!!

[silverman230]

lol soooo funny



[victoryoung22]

I call da police and dey be here in 10 minutes. Okay den da leave me 9 ta beat da hell out-a you

[moonshinewitch404]

thats my ringtone

[jennieandpeterfan]

EEEEEHHHH Wrong Answer hahahahah

[jewelvdw369]

13 people dont know Woop da ass :)

[ilovespacecows]

I know tai kwon do ya well i know whoop ur ass xD

[briiix3baybee]

Did you do this? This is vera wang

Who dat is? She do nails? i need to get my nails did

XD

[EmoGirl1554]

who that is, she do nails, i needa get my nails did ahha

[daffyduckrocks1]

0:36 come on! bring it on! you don't know me im from from the projects! lol

[wickedj9]

call da po po ho

[janaethecool]

It's Taekwondo NOT DOE!

[Citylife10]

@janaethecool Oh well same shit :P

[janaethecool]

@Citylife10 Call Da Po Po Hoe!

[janaethecool]

@Citylife10 ugh naw



[LilJ9117]

CALL DA PO PO HO! CALL DA PO PO HOOOOOOO! Lolz

[JayJayStoleYourCandi]

She slapped her passing thru!!! LMAOOOOOO!

[WesleyCorrea100]

12 ppl got their ASS WHOOPED !!

[bittcg]

Loll!! This video is soo FUNNY!!

Girl: If i call the police there gonna be here in 10 minutes.

Madea: Yeah, well that give me 9 to beat the hell out-a you!!

Lolll!!!

:))

[geshiageeks]

ha ha ha soo funny

[peacegirl5099]

this is soooo funny

[MrCblackford]

i love this part of the movie..

[MrCblackford]

love this p[art of the movie

[monstermayhem32]

I love how Madea has no fear of the police.

[nellie2581]

That was a great movie

[SaskueSucks]

lol she slapped her on her way out

[TheDokka12]

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL AND I KNOW WHOOP YOUR ASS!!!!!! XD

[zipyalipz]

12 people i can WHoop Yo asses!!

[MegaLovehaters]

call da POE POE HOE aha

[kmshaw18]

*screaming heard from down stairs*

Madea: Oh hellll no!

*Madea slaps the hoe on her way down stairs*(: FUNNY SHIT!!

[Lexie32296]

did u do this, this is vera wang

madea: who dat is, she do nails i need to get my nails done

Lol ms.mable simmons a mess hahahahaha

[BLUESTUFF8]

" and i know whoop yo ass" lmaooooo

[Nieem94]

The way shes like "Hell No" then goes and runs down the stairs and slaps her head HA!

[scotlineV3]

Call the po po hoe xD

[ripwalter34]

yeah dats funny and all, but that "hoe" is sexyyyyy as hellllll.

[iKev1n]

@nae12292 It's Japanese, haha.

[Citylife10]

@iKev1n It is? Lol I thought it was Korean because it was Tae Kwon Doe :P

[NickiMinajTheBEST]

Hoe: Who Are who?

Madea: Who Are You?

Hoe: I am the owner of this house.

Madea: Egh wrong answer my grand Daughter is the owner of this house, You Da Hoe you aint got no power or the no deed. LOL Love that Part

[Killamatrix243]

i afraid of no pop call the popo ho

CALL THE POPO HO!

ROFL

[MrJakecollins]

Im from the project

[million403]

0:21 is sooo funny call da popo hoe lol

[million403]

lol this is sooo funny i watch it all the time!!

[WumWip]

I know wop-yo-ass!

[Wiintendoh]

I aint 'fraid of no popo, call da popo ho!

CALL DA POP HO!

[FamousStarhTV]

@00:42 is soooooo FUNNY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[nae12292]

what is the hoe saying? lol it sound like spanish

[ihartahater16]

Woman: I call the police they'll be here in 10min.

Madea: good that leave me 9 to be the hell outa you.

lol I love madea

[MrAsdmah]

call the po po hoe

[123balletstar]

sooooooo funny. lol @ call the poepoe 

[lexi9581]

madea"i ain't scared of no popo

call da popo ho

call da popo ho"

[sweet2def]

This film sent shivers down my spine, made me laugh until my ribs ached and made me cry like a kid. . . so many powerful messgaes about love / respect and what the absence of them can cause people to do.

TYLER PERRY is so talented and amazingly blessed!

[moeenam]

You dont know me im from the projects.

[mrharris100]

i know whoop yo ass hell naw

[bornblond9gb]

love this movie...this happened to me 20 yrs ago...i think we all wish we had a Madea in our corner at the time!

[Courtfab21]

who dat? i needa get my nails did lol

[Summerluver100]

Lady: What the...Who are you?!

Madea: Who you?!

Lady: I'm the owner of this house!

Madea: Ehh wrong answer, my granddaughter HELEN is the owner of THIS house! You da hoe! You don't got no power or no deed!

Lady: Did you do this?! This is Vura Wang!

Madea: Who da is? Does she do nails cuz I need to get my nails did...

Lady: That's it. I'm calling the police.

Madea: I ain't scared of no po po. Call da po po hoe...CALL DA PO PO HOE!

lolol

[crazygirl9086]

i love m,adea lol shes my idea i need her as my neigbour lol and she could help me with all my haterzzz



[luhmspoohbear]

this is vera wang.hu dat is .she do nails i need to get my nails done ............lol ........ima call the cops the will be here in ten minutes..well dat give me nine minutes to whoop yo !#$

[CATgU2B]

whos Dat? Does she do Nails. i gotta get my Nails Did. xD

[floydw6]

i know whoopyoass

[minutemuse]

I wish I had an angry black grandmother like Madea . . . too bad I'm white.

[imasuicideblonde]

call the po po hoe

[solmarypr]

priceless! ROFL!!!

[MS2BAMBAM2]

IM FROM DA PROJECTS

[iloveyou1997jd]

You da how you aint got no power ... or no deed

LOLZ

[Sasukekun19]

LOL she smacked her before she left haha Call da po-po hoe!

[yaaah2007]

SLUT: this is vera wang

MADEA: who dat is? she do nails? i need to get my nails done?

WOOOHOOO MADEA!!!

[TheLondon1007]

H••• yeh.

Seriously people...don't piss a black women off.

Damn Madea...you ghetto.