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  • @korpiz oh please you're telling me I know nothing of Islam. I am a Muslim . And it would help If you could spelll correctly but obviously that shows the level of your intellectuality.

  • I find this guy not offensive but seriously misinformed. Beating can't be a part of a religion. So please gets your facts right . I'll leave it at that.

  • @ilhan691 I think you should get our facts strait and read up a bit, maybe you would be surprised.

  • Catholic horror story? We are 1.2 billion. Protestants are the most dangerous "christians".

  • And yes, muslims are luckily horny (and noisily so), do sex all all all the time and masturbate constantly... at least my muslim lovers, Bill :-) They are blissfully civilized and horny and proud to be :-) And very hot in leather... especially when the AC is down. And none of them scream ALLAAAAAAAH UUUUUAAAAKKKKBAR, when they explode :-) But ofcourse, my lovers are transsexual, so they are most likely different from the usual muslim crowd. Best wishes from Jakarta, my man :-)

  • @cuckysubby one thing you should know you ignorant moron Muslims are not allowed to kill themselves the Quran is very clear about it in fact it's one of the unforgivable sins

    so please when you see a crazy Muslim guy don't blame the religion!!

  • @cuckysubby

    Dafuq?

  • It's interesting, because right wing islamists and right wing socalled christians share many of the same values - more or less they share them all - a value of HATE of the different people. They share a deeply felt hate of the freaks. They ADORE the socalled "right-thinkers", so in that regard they should play pingpong together. So why is it that it's the fascist rightwingers fighting the islamists and not the democratic left wingers? I'm a left winger, and I fight them both. Makes one ponder...

  • Basically it bothers me that the just and defined antipathy towards the islamic fascism is NOT on the liberal agenda and is left alone to the right wing Republican (and like wise around europe) conservative wing to fight. Islam is not just a threat to conservatives, it's a threat ESPECIALLY to liberals and left wingers. How do islamists deal with homosexuality, when they get their way? As they do in horrible iran?

  • Not an atheist here, but a very liberal christian (from europe), so i adore bill maher's concepts. He nails it. And i wish the european left wing would understand this too. But they are too scared of being labelled "racists". And that stops everything and turns it all into a fight between the conservatives and the liberals - even though in the end they feel the SAME regarding muslim invasion of our democrazie... we should all work together on this one, and bill maher is so right.

  • New Rule : Reilgion must me forbidden why is it so impossible for you to make just ONE law to save MILLIONS later on yes that is correct you replubicans are fucking it all up in YOUR term while the next generation can clean up the freaking mess you BELIEVING assholes made !! Bill is talking about dark ages and they will be back like hundreds of years ago if we don't stop this STUPID story or wich one you want to believe. Americans pleazzzzz grow some braincells.. .. can you do that ?

  • @myself2692 Not forbidden, just put into perspective, dear

  • @ 5:12 lol....this is how we roll!! Bill needs to get gangster more often!!!

  • @SonOfGod3000 U said it bro!!

  • Actually i miss George Carlin .

  • his audience is dumber than 3 bags of shit.

    they are such PC nitwit zombies they need permission to applaud when they are faced with a joke with an uncertain, potentially feelings-harming punchline.

  • @unclesamsnephew666 I think you dont understand political correctness .

  • @Dazzler59

    what do you think I am commenting on, if not the ridiculous nature of political correctness?

  • @unclesamsnephew666 If you think Bill is politically correct your deluded , he goes against the majority view and to be honest this show would never air on a BBC channel in the UK for a multitude of reasons the main one of which is offence to religious minoritys , political correctness this is not.

  • @Dazzler59

    the problem, it seems, is your reading comprehension.

    "his audience is dumber than 3 bags of shit...they are such PC nitwit zombies they need..."

    I'm talking about the audience, not what he is saying. the audience, being PC nitwit zombies, is confused because what he is saying is NOT pc.

    is it really that confusing?

  • @unclesamsnephew666 which bit are they confused about exactly?

    id say Bills audience has a higher IQ than the entire Fox newsroom and theyre hardly going to be PC , oh and btw your original post is so unclear in its definition of what its saying please be less ambiguous ....

  • @Dazzler59

    I see your listening comprehension is as poor as your reading comprehension.

    figure it out. you can do it!

  • @Dazzler59

    ok, I'll spell it out for you.

    I said they need permission to laugh. you got confused. you asked: "which bit are they confused about exactly?"

    22 seconds into the video, he tells the crowd "you may applaud that"

    you really need to know "which bit are they confused about exactly?" after I mentioned then need permission?

    ok, now you double down, don't admit you missed the point which was obvious 22 seconds into the video, and make a bigger ass of yourself. go ahead, big boy.

  • @unclesamsnephew666 there was no point 22 seconds into the video only if youre a tea bagger fundamentalist moron , mahers audience and maher himself are standing up for america in the face of ridicule from most other western democracies , america is in danger of becoming the mirror to islamic fundamentalism with evangelical bullshit , the only antdote to religious fundamentalism is atheism and it is gaining ground at an exponential rate due to irrationalists such as yourself.

  • @Dazzler59

    I'm an atheist, you imbecile.

    at 19 (not 22) seconds in, he tells the crowd "you may applaud that"

    did you really miss that or are you incapable of admitting you made a mistake?

    either way, grow the fuck up you hysterical clown.

    "america is in danger of becoming the mirror to islamic fundamentalism with evangelical bullshit" - sure, we're really so close to that happening.

    you don't even understand Maher's position let alone what I was getting at.

    this is too complex for you.

  • Anthony Weiner before he pussied... er.. penis'd out

  • Um - Bill - ask Dr. Tiller which is the more dangerous. After all, the last time I checked, the cartoonist is still alive. Unlike Dr. Tiller.

  • excellente

  • old school desert shit

  • Anthony wiener.

    Beautiful.

  • This guy is such a bigot. The suggestion catholacism is somehow okay compared to islam is retarded.

    Catholics have been butchering people for thousands of years.

  • @srspower I guess he said something about the dark ages, moron.

  • @attozes

    Yes during which time the arabs were considerably more civilised than us and eventually took northern africa and spain. It was not the 'north africans' as maher postulated they were arabs.

    It was thanks to the arabs when we retook spain and left the local governer in place that we learned the secrets of the islamic emnpire which gave way to europes exit from the dark ages.

    Islam is currently going through its dark ages, religeon has nothing to do with it.

  • @srspower Islam is in no way going through a dark age or anything. Allah makes it clear that non-muslims, apostates, homosexuals, adulterers...should be killed

    I don't Christianity says you should kill whoever leaves the religion.

    I concur that religion has nothing to do with it, because Islam IS NOT A RELIGION, It's a death cult.

  • @attozes

    It pains me to respond because it gives your point of view some kind of legitimacy. But sod it.

    If you read what i had said you'd realise at one time muslims were considerably more advanced and civilised than european christains. And the fact we currently live in the age we do we can actually thank muslims for ie: freedom of speech.

    It just so happens that now we, the christians (sic), are more advanced and they are in the dark ages. Its the circle of life.

  • @srspower So we should thank muslims for freedom of speech THEY gave us? Hmm, I'm thinking of "Whoever leaves his religion, kill him" Bukhari and those jewish poets (Ka'ab Ibn Ashraf, Asmaa Bin Marwan...) whom Muhammad killed because they wrote some poems critizing him!

    Just tell me I wanna know how the hell did we get freedom of speech from Muslims?

  • @attozes

    The crusades started because salladins islamic empire took over northn africa and southern europe noteably spain. We then of course kicked him out and retook northern africa and took the battle to israel.

    The guy running spain on behalf of salladin was left in power after we retook spain. We gained much knowledge from him from the islamic empire ie: the characters 0 - 9 and other maths related things. Most of all we learned about freedom of speech which led us out of the dark ages.

  • @srspower You didn't answer my question, how the hell did we get freedom of speech from Muslims?

  • @attozes

    Yes i did answer your question. See second paragraph. I am not repeating myself.

  • @srspower Okay, lemme clear this nonsense out, the NUMBERS 0-9 are (sometimes) called Arabic numbers, but they weren't invented by Arabic or muslims. Buddhists used them from 300 BCE.

    Other than Al-Khawarizmi who was a muslim farsi, who invented Algebra a long time ago, I don't know of any math related things muslims taught you.

    And yeah, you didn't answer my question about freedom of speech, you just repeated a logically incorrect proposition.

  • @attozes

    I never said muslims invented the characters 0 - 9 i said we learned about them from muslims which we did. We also learned about freedom of speech specifcally because we allowed an islamic leader to carry on ruling in spain after we kicked out salladins armies.

    It was because of this lesson europe left the dark ages. Up until then the islamic world was considerably more advanced than the christian world.

    I don't know why i am repeating myself though you clearly are unable to read.

  • @srspower You are right that in the eight century, the muslim world was the best place for an intellectual to live. To say though that the rennaissance is brought up because of the muslims is a gigantic show of historical ignorance on your part. Please, stop embarrassing yourself. You don't know both europe's history nor islam's history. At all.

  • i am a hardcore catholic. Cant stand Bill Maher, but this was AWESOME

  • Well, this is the first time I've heard Bill Maher praise the US in a long time.

  • Frisho, I couldn't be happier if all the religious trash was bulldozed into the ocean.

    Until that wonderful day though, the protected ,privileged decomposing freaks like Maher (who obviously have no connection to real life in this country and its true nature as the Saudi Arabia of christianity) shouldn't be stirring s*** (while pretending to be "neutral"), trying to tip the scales in favor of one pile of trash or the other - bringing the world to the brink of destruction.

  • i don't like bill at all but man he has a point.

  • awesome maher moment.

  • Do you understand now, or do you still feel the need to distort my words upside down? btw my user name should be a clue what I feel about all of this. I just consider the demented propagandizing of absolute misunderstanding of reasons why they got offended - a retarded religion in itself.

  • all religions are bad, islam is a fuckin joke. just read in the paper about an iraqi immigrant in arizona who ran over and killed his 20 year old daughter in an "honor killing" because she was too "westernized". how dare she refuse a forced marriage and go to college.

  • And it's not about a stupid cartoon or its content. It's about depicting the prophet's liking in any way - which is considered idolatry and extremely offensive. At least get yer shit straight and stop providing false reasons why they attack you .

  • @MrDeicide1

    A prophet is someone who tells you about god, why can't you paint/show him or make images of him. Because HE HIMSELF TOLD YOU SO? Gimme a break. It's a HUMAN, he was born, raised, needed to eat and poop like every human beeing on this planet that ever lived is lives now. He is not god himself, he is just a HUMAN! And to kill a human because he painted another human that is dead for a long time is just middle age bullshit and can and will not be tolerated in todays modern world.

  • @FriScho Dude I don't know how to further stupify it for you. Let's try. If you depict "holy men" you create "idols" or "gods". As for example, in every Hindu temple (they consider the actual wooden statues gods on Earth themselves). Idolatry or wooden/stone statue worship was the situation among Arabs b4 Islam. It is considered a grave sin, as for example, the myriad of pagan religions worship rites in Europe, stamped out by the Church.

  • @FriScho

    And? Because people acted stupid in the past it's ok to act stupid now? With that logic you can stop teaching your children anything, because they were born stupid and with that logic giving them education is wrong. We are not living 200 a.d. anymore. So "rules" made by stupid people with no idea how the world works do not apply 2011. 

  • @FriScho Frisho, I couldn't be happier if all the religious trash was bulldozed into the ocean.

    Until that wonderful day though, the protected ,privileged decomposing freaks like Maher (who obviously have no connection to real life in this country and its true nature as the Saudi Arabia of christianity) shouldn't be stirring s*** (while pretending to be "neutral"), trying to tip the scales in favor of one pile of trash or the other - bringing the world to the brink of destruction.

  • Bullshit, Go ask the Bosnian muslims what kind of disgusting butchering evil christianity is

  • @LipanConjuring8519 The indians were using the number theory but the arabs perfected it, as for algebra i dunno about that but the arabs also perfected that! aswell algebra the words is actually inherited from the arabic language

  • @LipanConjuring8519 I have listened to him, he sounds like an ignorant arsehole why doesnt he actually go the middle east and find out but no he assumes all the problems are religious and they cannot be political ! hes an idoit plain and simple!

  • Why does he always talk about religion? Every clip seems to be about religion. Boring to be honest.

  • he is an idiot. guys don't waste your time...

  • Surely, this man is an idoit, who were on top during the dark ages, it was the muslims, who taught the christians and europeans about culture and science and maths, yes it was the muslims, the algebra system the muslims, the current numerical system the muslims, bill maher is an idoit, why doesnt he actualy talk to a muslim instead of being so caught by media hype nd busllhit

  • @TheTruth8018 Mostly true about Islamic culture though algebra started off in India along with the numbering system and Islam acted as a conduit for the learning of the ancient Greeks. The trouble is this was a high point.... the record is rather poor since then, is it not?

  • @TheTruth8018 The Greeks and Indians were using number theory, algebra, and geometry before the Islamic mathematicians. Also, try listening to the man with a better ear. He's not criticizing their tremendous advancements in culture and the sciences; He's criticizing their archaic religion.

  • South Park didn't get threatend by "radical Muslims". That's bullshit. South Park made an episode about Mohammed and some guy in some forum said "something could happen", but that's not even a direct threat. That's just him saying that, something could happen, and even then, how do you know it's just not some pissed off kid? In reality it was a stupid episode that wasn't even funny, and that's what i'm more pissed about.

  • @reddragon11554 What's bullshit is your claim that Maher's statement of obvious fact was bullshit. To anybody with an IQ over 60, it was clearly a threat, not even worthy of the ever-popular "thinly veiled" qualifier. Everything Maher had to say in this clip was spot on. I will agree that that particular episode of South Park was not especially funny.

  • @reddragon11554

    You don't know what you're talking about. Check this video for a dose of reality:

    /watch?v=s4NEGXi1kpQ

    

  • 2:08 the worst are the phelps clan? People who just show up with signs?

    I'd say the worst are the guys who kill abortion doctors and bomb their clinics. Not just the actual people who do it and get convicted for it, but also the organizations that encourage and support them, and then deny to have ever met them.

  • Why Bill Maher, everytime talking about Islam, he will not invite any Muslim. Why he is so afraid in debating a Muslim.

  • @kojekish _Maybe he's just scared that if he had a muslim on the show he'd start beating the women members of the audience and be-heading people, while yelling ''Allah Akhbar'' in a husky voice all the while. (You have to think about the health and safety implications.)

  • "I'm kidding, that's not a religion." Great line.

  • isalm will come like it OR NOT

  • @oANWARoo islam will come but we will fight u to the death

  • @oANWARoo Go fuck yourself. As an Atheist, this is about the only thing I'd fight for, is to fight radical people like you from killing rational people like Me. Fuck Islam, Fuck Christianity and Fuck every other religion that has or ever will be created on our planet.

  • @torontoBluejays87 you rational heheheheheheh

  • Great guy. Totally to the point and... funny. :)

  • So well said.

  • bill maher is love

  • This guy Bill Maher might regret this one day . I do not know why liberals are all over destroying CHRISTianity . This guy is part of the problem in this country . I see a big uprising against evil like this guy Maher in the future .

  • @Jccourier2004

    Hey idiot suck my dick :D

  • @Jccourier2004

    No homo

  • @Jccourier2004 Maher is far from evil. I doubt you are evil but you are naive.

  • @Jccourier2004 Maher is far from evil. I doubt you are evil but you are naive.

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  • @ichithekiller85 Bill Maher isn't a big fan of Christianity either so I don't get your point. Islam is the worse of the two, that's about it.

  • @45axelh Yeah i know, he just seems biased and kinda missing blatent facts. Just fucks me off! As does religion to be honest but bitching about it is worse

  • @45axelh No, there isn't a better or a worse, they are all equal.

    Still, christians EVOLVED faster hence better in percentage compared to muslims. It is true that a great proportion of muslims still lives in the Dark Ages. But not all.

    Anyway, please try to preach peace with people who understand it (and there are muslims like that, yes).

    Comparing two religions is just another way to spread hatred. Comparing muslim and christian communities, on the other hand, looks smarter and more exact.

  • @AliDDJV also rember theres different subgroups in islam like the sunni ans shi tes etc

  • @45axelh hold up. no we dont force our religon down peoples throats or say ppl will go to hell if they arent muslim

  • @45axelh Saying this, you abduct Christianity of the Dark Ages...

  • @45axelh I'm not sure if it's just "worse" or if the problem is just the "taking it seriously" part. ...

  • @ichithekiller85 well I agree with you that christianity was alot worse back then than islam is now. A religion with too much control in modern times does a lot less damage than one that isn't occuring in modern times.

  • @ichithekiller85 Yes christianity had a violent past, islam has a violent present. Their extremists sure but that's his point.

  • @SirTimbo Fair enough! I removed my comment, got bored of being brought into debates :) Basically, I'm agnostic, so its a cop out but an acceptance at the same time

  • I don't normally agree with Maher, but he is spot on on this. There aren't too many jews or christians killing their daughters over some slight on the family honor. Nor have I seen jews or christians throwing acid in the faces of young women, who I don't know, WANT TO LEARN HOW TO READ.

    So good on you for this one Maher. I think this is the only thing we agree upon.

  • i,m a republican and don,t see eye to eye with bill on much but on this video i give him a thumbs up.

  • i wish all liberals would expose islam for the worst totalitarian anti humanist trash that it is. way to go maher, and im a conservative.

  • @yahyayoyo You come to my country, you learn to speak my language (and learn how to drive).

  • Very rarely do I agree with Bill Maher's "New Rules" bit 100%, but this one I think hits the nail on the head. As far as our way of life is concerned, some things aren't negotiable.

  • Anyone with common sense can see that these Islam/Muslim people are fucking crazy. I dont care what they say to distract and deceive. Of course I always see a Muslim explaining how they are so nice and treat women great. I mean seriously that is some sick shit. To be a fucking nutball and not even see it. To degrade their women and not even see it. These people are completely nuts and extremely dangerous. If you know any be careful around them and be prepared to defend yourself.

  • do you want to know one thing that white people will never be be able to conqure or distroy? ISLAM 

  • @yahyayoyo yea islam can and will conquer it self u cant win a war against the times. freedom will happen sooner or later

  • In history, many warlords and leaders robbed, killed and raped, and committed genocides, but they were all condemned and declared evil criminals like Genghis Khan, Hitler.... Mohammed was the only warlord, who did all that and is still declared a perfect human being. He was a man who did such strange and abnormal things that if done by anyone else will land him in a nut-house. Yet a billion Muslims consider him a role model for humanity. Now that is a real miracle.

  • Bill you are my hero thank you may God find it in his heart with this you said to bless you

  • bill maher shouldn't think all muslims are extremists, but i get what he was trying to say.

    bill maher for president

  • I really like Bill Maher but Muslims don't beat their women :s

    Atleast the overwhelming majority doesn't .

    And we don't subjugate them in all Muslim countries but For Saudi Arabia !

  • @hussain879

    Actually, mr. wanker, Muslims women are beaten, even in non-Muslim nations. I am originally from India, where only less than 20% are Muslim -- but more than 90% of all terrorist attack are committed by Muslims -- and women are easily subdued physically for not obeying cultural norms and their husbands. These cultural norms can be as absurd as not talking to male strangers or socializing with them.

  • @LogicalFlawDetector

    As you insult me you make a good point, I don't deny the Taliban or Al-Qaeda they have not only attacked you but killed more Muslims that Non-Muslims and we have and are still fighting them that's in Iraq ,Pakistan & Afghanistan.

    Next Arab countries in the Gulf have took in many Indians Muslim or Non-Muslims and gave them jobs and living areas so we are not there to kill you and you don't need to teach me about my religion.

    Third I say again we don't beat our women !

  • @hussain879

    You do beat your women, the commandment to do so is in the Quran for fucks sake!!!

    Mohamed even beat his nine year old child wife Aisha according to the hadeeth.

    As for those people employed in the Arab world it's well documented that the're treated as slaves, not surprising considering Islam legalized slavery.

  • @theonecom

    The beatings are not what you think it is , Shiek Al-Arifi the most radical one you could find ( In my opinion) has said the fist thing to deal with your wives is talk and then if it doesn't work ,separate from them & if that does not work light beatings but then that is fucked up right?? So he further explained that these beatings are made with a TOOTHPICK on the shoulder and it is forbidden even to go near the face with a TOOTHPICK! And they are only meant to show anger.

  • @theonecom

    Also our Prophet (pbuh) has said :

    " The best of your men are those who don't hurt their wives physically" Maybe the translation is bit mixed but that is the Bottom Line but I don't know how to say it in English :(

    One more thing are you a part of the Arab society? Of the1 billion Muslims only 20% of them are Arab. So maybe the Arabic culture is facing the problem not the Islamic one have you thought of that? Islam came to Arabic lands so it could free people of this ignorance.

  • @theonecom

    Yea thats true. People say how great Dubai has become. But nobody sees that they truck in slave labor to build those buildings.

  • @theonecom

    Some men beat their women,some women beat their men,its only permissible as a last resort in conflicts,not to go like "AHAHAAAH!NOW I'MMA KILL YOU!" but like you slap someone when they're hysterical like "snap out of it".

    Have to say I haven't read many hadith,but the quran says "do you rather listen to the disputing sources(the hadith) than the consisten source(the quran)?" but I'll take a look at that hadith wherever it is...

  • @theonecom

    Slavery is permissible by the quran like meat is permissible for buddhists: you can buy a person who is enslaved,but you may not enslave a person.It is mentioned in surah Al-Baqarah(2nd surah) that freeing slaves are among good deeds such as helping the poor,feeding the hungry,helping orphans,travellers and the needy etc.

    But for both animals,free people and slaves it is decreed that nobody is to be overburdened.So slaves were like people who work for food and housing and such.

  • alot of misrepresentations...but funny...

  • This is what TABARI says in "History of Tabari" Vol 8:

    "One day Muhammad went out looking for Zayd. Now there was a covering of hair cloth over the doorway, but the wind had lifted the covering so that the doorway was uncovered. Zaynab was in her chamber, undressed, and admiration for her entered the heart of the Prophet. After that Allah made her unattractive to Zayd.'"

    After this Allah ordered their union thru Quran 33.37

    Muhammad lusted after a "Married Woman" due to her beauty.

  • Muhammad's 24/7 sex life was also known in Madina.

    Bukhari, Volume 1, Book 5, Number 268:

    "The Prophet used to visit all his wives in a round, during the day and night and they were eleven in number." I asked Anas, "Had the Prophet the strength for it?" Anas replied, "We used to say that the Prophet was given the strength (libido) of thirty (men)."

    MUSLIM PARADISE!

    TIRMZI, vol. 2 page 138: A man in paradise shall be given virility (Sexual Strength) equal to that of one hundred men.

  • @nagamora There is no afterlife, and both Israel and the rest of the Middle East is nuts.

  • @45axelh while i might agree with you, you cant say with a certainty that you know for sure just like people of faith cant say they know with a certainty that god exists to know the unknowable is just utter ignorance you would have to have all the knowledge in the universe which is impossible right now just saying

  • @45axelh man that's so crude! I was born and raised in the middle east, I was identified as a Muslim but I don't believe in Islam nor God, I hate every single extremist of any religion also I deprecate Supremacism, Am I nuts too?

  • @nagamora

    There is no afterlife, and criticising Islamic nutjobs doesn't make us zionists - we despise religion and Israel was founded by religious nutjobs.

  • @nagamora you seem upset, kill yourself

  • If you want to really see the craziest religious wackos I know of, come to NC. Some people will become violent and even murderous at the mere mention of being against Christianity.

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  • @Drizzt1180 what is NC?

  • @Madorem north carolina

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