SonicTarded's Fanfiction Reading Theater - Episode 1

[midnightclubx]

"CINOS IS GOBLIN SPELLED BACKWARDS!" D :

[EliseDaSnareChick]

When I heard Cinos, it reminded me of the new Sonic Shorts from SonicParadox, of how to make your own fan character...

"Step 2: Naming the Character!

Sonic's long lost brother? Call him...Cinos!

It's Sonic...spelled BACKWARDS!!"

[saraallo]

today , i died

[rawrvintageisclassic]

i think my intestines just exploded with laughter!!

[demonkitsune31]

Cinos- abridged kaiba

Eggman- abridged zorc necrophades

Random towns person- abridged Tristan

Kudos

[demonkitsune31]

Cinos sounds like the abridged kaiba XD

[FatPizzaPie]

I jizzed after I read this.

[spinkick21]

Hoo-lee shit.

[UltraSonicTH]

Hmm... of course... after sonic was born his mother had another baby, and the first name she thought of was of course sonic spelt backwards. Then again, according to 4kids sonic was a triplet with a brother and a sister... maybe both of them mutated together and formed Cinos... but then... what does that make Shadow? (who has had amnesia about 60 times) SHIT SONIC IS LIKE A FUCKING SOAP OPERA.

[ThePOKOkitty]

emmerlad!

[tHaToNeNeRdYcHiCk]

I just lost some IQ points

[RavenclawEspioXV]

Oh, my. It seems as though we have a Newbery Medal winner among us. <.<

[halo123rock92]

This kid has HORRIBLE grammar and spelling.

[MRIStudios]

"And then he smellelled the air and knew where the rocket went."

Ahh,terrible grammar never ceases to amuse me.

[DoverBroadcasting]

"I saw a big rocket crash in the field somewhere in the field!"

My mind just snapped right now it snapped.

[mima1216]

"They fell asleep because they are bros."

That makes the most sense out of anything else in the whole freakin' world.

BTW, Senos or however you spell it is actually a cool name... It's a pity it had to be used in this piece of crap. I laughed so hard a cramp formed in my stomach...

[SuperSonicTarded]

@mima1216 Cinos is Sonic spelled backwards.

[mima1216]

@SuperSonicTarded O_O I take it back. 

[normalECD]

lulz ending

[ShadowFlame7546]

the ending made me laugh so freaking hard

[Carsonj13]

Wait, if Cinos is so powerful, WHY THE HELL can't he just use his "Emerlad", and make "the Robotnik" and his "Bad Guys" blow up?

[PartyWithMaracas]

XD I like your tone at the end.

Greatest story eva-

...I just threw up in my mouth a bit ._.

[OKSStudios]

I just finished reading the fanfic on the link. Not only is this the most poorly contrived fanfiction I've ever read, but does the fag who wrote this know how to use spell check? And enough with the retarded recolor family member crap. This was really retarded, and I feel a little bit dumber for reading it.

[cometofdarkness]

wow one of the people sounds like tristan

[Driku12]

This is the best example of a B.A.D., bad fanfiction.

[sonicvsmario91]

recolor story much

[DevilxStar]

OMG this is the best staory i ever heard*Sarcastic*...

[darkgomugomu]

FUCKING AWESOME

[ZakTheHedgehog]

XD

I literally ROFL'd

[redrush88]

cinos is sonic bakwardz

[Stytched]

"they told each other god job and went to bed because they are brothers"

what

[LittleBunnyLover08]

Is it really possible to tak over the world??

I always thought you had to TAKE over the world XD

[Belgerum09]

"One day, Sonic was running in circles."

LOL

[LittleBunnyLover08]

Like he doesn't do that every day XD

[SadistBunny32]

God, I am SO going to be adding this in my Fanfiction Sessions. This is absolutely terrible!

[MRIStudios]

Plot Hole plus stupid story plus crap writing = this

[darkmx4]

AIL T3I-I 8453 4R3 83L0I/IG +0 C1I/I05

all the base are belong to cinos

god its hard to write like that

[HyperDarkspines]

God job!

[leonflash]

I KNOW WHERE HE IOKS!

[EdikShepherd]

This must have been by the same guy who wrote Half-Life: Full Life Consequences.

[SadistBunny32]

No, Jack Russel is a pretty terrible writer, but he doesn't write THIS badly.

[r13xas]

fucking awesome XD

[awsomesupersoniclink]

lol, "emerlad"

[Xepher2010Returns]

This is why I stay away from fanfic

[sonicchaoJR]

That kid can`t spell.

*Sarcastic* This is the best story EVAH! Cinos rocks! Oh yeah!

-_-

[HeroCliffordX]

okkkkkkkkk!

[hugandthewhip]

He was caged by a giant cage.

[link123175]

Y wereee you was findingg soonic fan ficsin?!?

[r13xas]

cinos is on drugs....1:41

[Violetthehedgehog756]

this was soo funni!!

For sum reason ur normal voice sounds familiar to me!! XD

[StaticTorch]

Cinos? are you serious? wow thats pitiful Sonics only brother is Manic and this guy cant spell, i love how you make point out all the screw ups XD

[fire0hawk]

@StaticTorch Manic? Oh come on...

[Yammina]

ROFL That's pitiful! I choked when I read it...

SHEESH!!!

[dogsoldier123]

wow i just read it the kid cant spell >.>

[r13xas]

sooo if 2 hedgehogs masturbate and spread seaman on the other...it makes a super ultra form? XD

[SuperSonicTarded]

Yes. That is how it works.

[r13xas]

damn you sound serious 0-o

[RJ225Falcons]

LMAO

[emmaheelys33]

lol God Job SuperSonicTarded!

[ShadowRatchet92]

lol, such bad fan fiction.

[masteremarald123]

i died like twice XD thus is why you you need be older than 5 to make a fan-fic XD

[r13xas]

lol XD rofl lmao

[XradicalD]

I smell a huge bat hit to the silly sonic recolor community.

Can someone tell me the track of heads that sonictarded has bated in? Bonk!