Masturbating in McDonalds

[JustinPwnsHard]

I'm luggin' it

[OnisionCommentsUser]

Only in America.

[cemmily]

love the video. HATE the music

[TheNewLetsPlayer]

Uh I am prety sure all guys masturbate. I mean really. Its a part of growing up

[avaster]

It's not like this in Subway.

[Bmatzen22]

i worked at mcdonalds and a group of skaters came in so my friend jerked off and spit in their food, but only cuz he knew who they were

[jezzacaple]

your mate must be sex starved if he can come that quickly

[Made4542]

Are you serious? I had a big Mic the other day too...rofl

[benniquaid]

I used to work for MickyDeez when I was about 17. We were required to wash our hands about every hour. It's relatively safe to eat at any restaurant as long as you're not an asshole to the people handling your food

[hcvang]

even assholes dont deserve food poisoning. sorry, but you people are fucking disgusting pigs.

[KellieBurke]

I wonder if it's the same for Burger King?

[armandolara94]

Now I see why the hamburger that im eating its all creamy

[finturn1128]

OH MY GOD hahahaha gross...ill never eat that shit again!

[tractorboy8420]

you ate shit befor?!?! i think this vid is the last of your worrys ............... lol jk jk

[dscales3]

LMAO

[WetlandsRemediation]

96% of males masturbate.

The remaining 4% lie about it.

[peele8]

hahahaha agreed

[DarkandJaded]

It all depends on the store, I work at one, we never give people things that have fell on the floor, we always wear gloves, and we never spit on anything.

[BreathinMusic]

LOL, I work at McDonalds

and I wash my hands...and i certentaly don't jack off on the job. Lmfao...

[bobbyinedmonton]

My favorite part of working at McDonalds, was getting super stressed out by pompous little babies who think their money buys them respect... and a Big Mac... and then relieving it in a huge Mansplosion on my bathroom break.

"Hey Manager... I gotta use the Can... Yeah, it's urgent."

But yeah, of course I washed my hands; You ever try opening a door with Jergens all over your hands?

More McD's employees should be squeezing one out... Makes it easier to put up with people with money.

[fiveinchman]

my 18 year old teeny booper manager jerks me off and has me cum in the hand sanitizer

[arsenalchamps1000]

mc donolds are sick fucks my friend workd at one she told me they dont always clean up they pick food up of the floor what the fuck oh yeah they wank in your milkshakes as well thats why i dont eat big macs

[AllmightyDan]

ok, i've been working at McDonalds for almost a fucking year, and it sucks, but i assure you, your only gonna get spit or something nasty done to your food if you yourself are an ass hole, we dont just go around and randomly spit in peoples food, its the dicks that come, special order a thousand things, and then bitch and complain about it... yeah, we are gonna do unbelievable nasty shit to your burger, next time, dont be a dick :D

[jstizzle5]

Some people have alergies or simply dont like some things. Just dont fuck the order up, I mean how hard can that possibly be?

[knoxrox167]

thats really how it is at every restaurant.

its a fact, people. just dont be an arse. i doubt they actually fap into your food like this video says but its only if you piss off the people working that you will get spit in your food at the most.

[raiderfan4ever]

doesn't mean they do it at work.

[BigMatt8484]

I work at MickieD's and the grill cooks dont have to wear gloves. Plus the front line NEVER washes theyre hands. Plus we have dumb teenagers who spit on your burgers while they are cooking.

[RPA46]

oh and we have to wash our hands every hour or soo and sanitizeeeee..

[RPA46]

i work at mcdonaldss iveb een workign fro a few weeks and when u coime in u HAVE TO wash ur hands with soap and sanitize them and u have to wear gloves too when ur on the grill..

one of the managerr told me that everytime i touch my hat or hair i have to wash my handss which iss very strict. only cuz one mcdoanlds doesnt have the hygeine ur looking for dontt diss othaa mcdoands the one i work in is in the top 100 in americaa.

[BarerRudeROC]

a girl at my school is so scared of mcdonalds cos she thinks there is cum on the burgers!!!

she actually thinks that if she swallows cum she will get pregnant!!!!! lol

[lll3hplll]

EWw rofl

[dalcon555]

for fact one:

those other four percent better be gettin laid or they're the four percent i'm being afriad of

men on sexual tension scare me to DEATH

[divinitiescreature]

hair nets are only if you have wild hair

and you have no hair around your face, and it is all in a hat.

Mcdonalds is very clean, i work there and you have to wash your hands very often, you cant do anything without washing your hands

all lies!

load of bull about mcdonalds, which is alot cleaner than most restaurants!

AND WE DO HAVE TO WEAR GLOVES WHEN MAKING BURGERS ETC

[RPA46]

i work at mcdoanlds too

[4Loki]

Sperm contains a lot of valuable nutrients so I can't see your problem (just kidding of course, it's really gross):D

[4Loki]

No that I think about it better, well... if the jizz is infected and you eat French fries (which are unhealthy anyway but everybody eats them) you can get miniature cuts in your mouth so it can actually get into your bloodstream... But those who go to McDonalds regularly probably have a latent deathwish anyway...

[dogonfire304]

its all good as long as it tastes good

[cmednc]

omg that's gross we HAVE to wear gloves at my store they're super anal about it

[Burns82787]

Lol yea same here.

[z12231]

i used to jerk off right before id walk into work but washed my hands in the back

[danbeb]

lol I work for McDonald's. It makes so much sense LOL

[AmmenRocksHisSocks]

they also dont where hair nets

[ih8youm888]

NOT LOVIN IT.....

[BarerRudeROC]

lol (good 1)

[Tjgely]

this should be broadcasted all around the world

so no one gos to mici D's

not that i hate it

its awsome

[stark1818]

i work in mcdonalds and 1 we dont wash out hands and 2 i cough on foob, rub it against my balls, and my favourite pull a pube lick it and stick it under the cheese! i only do it to wanks but so be polite to mcdonalds staff!

[iMurked]

whts tht song?

[dazigg]

You know, there's a simple solution to this dilemma. Just don't eat shit. Then people can't wipe their jizz-hands on your food. You'll be preparing it, and if something nasty's in it, that's your own damn fault.

[Kimicorpse]

lol yer you know shit :P

i work in mcdies and we wash our hands every half an hour! so haha your a fool

[flibo]

96% of the workers masturbate :D That's like saying 100% of the smokers die, because all human beings die after all :P

[themugenfood]

lol, hold the mayo. CLASSIC!

[jokesjester]

yea.. that's pretty much what it's like at McD's..

I miss my job. :(

[bbrain14]

that's not funny you fucking bastard.

[PurrfectPeach]

um...it is the most semen-like condiment...it wasn't the funniest analogy ever, but not that bad

[godofamerica]

yea

[Naturally2Sexy]

Runs to go buy a Mickey D's sandwich with extra mayo. Biatches.

[atlzkiddo]

b...o...r...i.....n...g

man i wanted to see some guy gettin caugh!!!! that would be 10000% funnier

[yonker13]

Well, I don't work in fast food, nor do I often wear gloves. I do however always give my hands at least a pretty good rinse after going to the toilet if that helps!

[bvllets]

Video does not delivery but demonstrates all facets of legitimate Public Access production skills.

[6moineaux]

OK Naytur. You made your point. Now, go to your room and stay there for 3 months.

[Jailbrekr]

What the hell? That was utter shit.

[jizztastic]

wow great video except fast food workers wear gloves and are predominantly female and this video sucks ass

[Fenrys]

i was expecting a brief video of a dude getting caught rubbing one out in mcd's, video does not deliver

[br0kebusta]

Oh my god, your right! =S! Good thing I never eat to McDonald's.