Techno Viking

[troll00712]

the only man that can kill chuck norris

[JackScrolls]

anyone know the name of the first and second song? pls

[frostbite261]

SHAKE DEM TITIES

[mishuGmihai]

Olaf, is that you? :) LoL

[Fragbiteify]

Like a Baws, chuck norris got scared.. brute.

[dodis9]

18 people got owned by techno viking

[dapigistalkin]

18 soldiers of Thalmor pressed the dislike button

[naitsabes314]

@dapigistalkin Damn them high elves and their fancy magic! When i was young i hunted trolls with my bare hands, but then i took an arrow in the knee...

[dapigistalkin]

@naitsabes314 agree. we must free internet from trolls!

[IceStormGamer]

Is some sort of messed up rave? BTW I would never step in front of that guy he's kinda scary lol. 

[felmat123]

This is what the vikings did in their sparetime

[areyouangryyoubaby]

Never mess with a man wearing two different colored socks

[MAUEN88]

like a boss

[1SICK337]

kto to poznał z wielkiego mixa lapa w gore

[noomegusta]

chuck norris is scared

[daveminator]

techno viking dancing the streets safe

[Dunkarlisa]

Best viking EU.

[MicahWestwood]

What was in that water? O.o

[genoxs]

THIS! IS! DANCING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HasherMC]

Polacy najlepsi :D



[petrov69]

Haha the guy who gives him the water, grabs a beer instead!

[airkuna]

THIS DUDE IS AN IDIOT AND SICK..

[XSuperTortugaX]

Oh shit hes going BEAST MODE!

[jos9ownage]

FLABBY VIKING TITS :o!

[attffgg]

MUS-KA-TAR!!! (dragon dies...)

[ericpker]

love the beginning of video

[octamiaski]

whater efect! :)))

[SatmanSMaart]

Original is an only one !!!

[Cid745]

sickest baller ever

[ZomgZomg007]

are they all high? this is europe lol?

[boastfuI]

MONSTER!!

[greenman61]

laughable gobshite

[nyclaybreaker]

This is who taught Anthony Kiedis of the Red Hot Chili Peppers learned to dance....

[tbdmAsshy]

1:31 COME BRETHREN!

[paulc43]

the guy in black is his love slave and was just trying to get away.

[theredestbull]

omfg hes a dinosaur! jesus christ wtf

[TiredShoe]

Fuck the Viking, I'm more interested in the camo coat guy!

[wowyman]

srsly wtf is going on?



[Elyoki]

photoshopped abs?

[nortnort]

That guy at the start made 15 accounts to dislike this.

[emanuele6461]

1:02

 "Don't make me come over there,puny one!"

[GamingWithStatoke]

What the fuck is blue hair doing

[tinyash11]

@GamingWithStatoke She's dancing..

[tuvman300]

chuck norris bows sdown to this guy. caus he could beat the shit out of him.

[inkface007]

the more i watch this the more i think its a setup

[Bflo23]

@inkface007

This is so original and so genius that it couldn't be made up or setup.

[ZilvisKawasakis]

BEST !!!!

[beastybob999]

He wears odd socks, but it doesn't matter, he's techno viking!

[AlekzanderTheGreat]

i seek for the upside down bottle of awesomeness!!! it might be the holy grail

[PaladinWin]

Press 8

[Mexonism]

such too bad when people listen to such bad music.

Decline of the West. Young people of Europe - Junkie's.

The Turks come

it's a pity.

[kevinmorum]

Techno Viking, protects his women, drinks his water, and reads his leaflets, then shows chumps how to dance

[Zerthog]

@kevinmorum And then gets dragged off by the beard by the most flamboyantly homosexual homo there.

[1993Bain]

I love techno viking !!!!!!!

[tomhavinfun]

the guy at 1:19 is just like here take this dont kill me

[smokebuh]

MARKOSKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheCombines]

is he offered drugs at 2:15?

[TheCombines]

Zeus just called he wants his son back before 8

[sojuman3885]

Love the E-tard at @2:45

[sergio82296]

JAJAJAJA que de la puta este video

me hizo cagar de risa este cuate..... xD

lo vi cm 100veces

[rwac07]

he puts the mebourne muzzas to shame

[okthenm8]

Sick cunt

[spnwinchester2]

got nothing on zyzz

[BAM0GRAM]

@roozbeh12 bet you wouldnt have the guts to say that to his face tho

[TARIOOOOO]

techno viking is the son of chuck norris!

[xXSeBaJLBXx]

Kurwa niczym pochód 1 Majowy ;]

[ArticLight0]

lol the dude who gives him water just pops out of nowhere. I wonder what was in the water though, he starts dancing like mad after he drank it.

[moonkick360]

Breaking news on CNN - several words from the english dictionary like epic,awesome,incredible,fantas­tic have been corrected to their proper form-Techno viking.

[roozbeh12]

viking my arss. white poofter.

[hammylet1337]

where can i find this music?....my goal in life is to learn the techno viking way of life

[greatapcolypse]

13 people soon died a mysterious death and when they found the bodies the same techno music was playing.

[isaacattacks]

tonight we'll rave in hell

[xcentrik12]

1:02 subscribe or die!

[fllavy97]

wtf is this shit?

[Esari]

@RJHTommy Because he is god :)

[xabalba187]

techno viking is epic 

[JnQc13]

Techno Viking doesn't rule, Techno Viking is the rule

[MathildeProductions]

@JnQc13 epicly epic

[vlssgrouppA]

who would win out of him and chuck norris...

[interestedinalwayskn]

SCARY!!!!.....lmao!!!

[manthelittleearthgod]

I say, "Hail the chick with the blue hair!"

[omeg4bics]

@manthelittleearthgod All Hail the chick with the blue hair!

[manthelittleearthgod]

Why is it that Techno Viking is the only one who can dance and walk at the same time?

[bobekvb]

he has titis

[AWest920]

they should have him play THOR instead of that other guy

[flatusmaximus88]

HAIL TECHNOVIKING

[aplayaz2000]

there's one with the funniest dubs

[noztr263]

hes like who wants some hahaha

[blablafingbla]

Not only does he look bad ass, did you see the knife on his left hip??

[jonesy97]

That asshole grabs my hand like that, and I'm fucking him up!

[05mirober]

manboob jiggle?

[Pusloxify]

@05mirober Muscles.

[ekrem1618]

0:38 OLAF!

[GmodMan1000]

O B E Y

[castletriglav]

The Force is strong with him.

[maniac41]

I bet this guy is at Suicide Club every weekend. (Guys from Berlin know where it is) :) Party from Friday Evening to Sunday Night. This guys there have no feeling for Day and Night. lol :)

[biglauee]

anyone know what the last tune he is dancing to is called. awesome

[BrettscheVomWolf]

How awesome would it be, if everyone in the video would dance like him o__O

[FloydianHate]

Dude looks like Mattias from Mercenaries.

[fucksplash]

When TechnoViking tells... You obey.

[TheAramad]

THOR!!!

[BioloveRodex]

Если я так буду танцевать, у меня будет пузико дергаться, а не сиськи.. надо худеть))

[Ekinsane]

put it on mute

and while he really gets in the zone (about 1 :30) play the nyan cat song.

you will not regret it.

[SirZeGrant]

@Ekinsane omfg, I adore you.

[ULTRASONIQ]

@Ekinsane Hehehe thats the coolest ting I ve ever seen =)

[TheXboxNutjob]

@Ekinsane It is disturbing how well nyan cat goes with the video O_o :-P

~Olly

[yamiyobi]

@Ekinsane haha on the beat!! :D

[paquitobarajas]

HE IS SO RUDE THAT CAN PAINT HIS SHORT OF ANY COLOR HE LIKES!

[092609]

13 people are not entering the valhala... and are going to die... now.

Always wanted to say something stupid like that XD

[JavierHier]

Le botan las las tetas

[wskyellow1]

0:37 pickpocket ?

[noelymaher]

il piss on u pricks dat dont lik dis techno viking is a ledgend 

[richierich9696]

at minute 2:00 techno viking got a ticket for dancing better than chuck norris

[ImLordRevan]

black metal ist krieg

[ROXDJCUTIE]

fuckingg heavy shit :P

[UglyMaleee]

1:02 LOL!!

[Gatverdammah]

Sorry if someone asked this already but what's the first song?

[Eddtastic100]

this man is leonidas, beowulf and Chuck norris merged into one! the ultimate techno warrior

[NoiseFr3ak]

What is the name of the second song?

[Taseredify]

Too techno to just just dance, too viking to just walk. TECHNO VIKING!

[fabai100]

2.08 that this sound ?

[ArmenSur]

this is truly a someone deserving to be worshiped.

[XxSophieD99xX]

did anyone else watch his pecks go up and down through out the whole thing?!

[BadBoyMcCoy]

So Alpha

[spiffehmonsterr]

@blodrekkr Did I say the hat had to have horns? c:

[FierceIndian07]

where was this at?

[SuperBananafication1]

@FierceIndian07 Somewhere in Germany by the looks of the shop names.

[jonliki]

looool

[spiffehmonsterr]

No viking hat, no viking. -_-

[blodrekkr]

@spiffehmonsterr except real vikings didn't wear hats with horns. Thats a recently added fantasy portrayal.

[cowboyfromkettins]

he cuts mean shapes.

[Randomicity912]

Who is the weird woman with turqouise hair and red trousers that gets grabbed by that tubby vested guy? It is almost as if her sole purpose was to summon Techno Viking. RAVE, RAVE, RAVE... SUMMON TECHNO VIKING!!!

[thebeast2033]

Some say that he sucks the moisture from ducks, and he has webbed buttocks.. Yes you guessed it TECHNO VIKING!

[bonzie88]

its like everyone just gathers around like him like he is god

[Beio1992]

I didn't understand what that was all about and what techno viking is exactly but that blonde dude was bad ass!

[F8DecidesYou]

Techno Viking simply dances into Morder

[rolandodavinci]

He Bad to the bone, what are the names of the tracks?

[Levelord92]

what original song of this clip?

[Gatverdammah]

@Levelord92 I want to know to!

[hugokiraly]

What a cunt  ...

[kobazzZzdepro]

Techno viking doesn't dance to the music.

The music dances to techno viking

[exitcheese]

release the kraken !!!

[lolita88ism]

who the hell is he????

why the guy film him?

[pelagicview]

@lolita88ism if you saw this guy on the street, wouldn't you film him?

[lolita88ism]

@pelagicview never! i don't know him = /

he is just appreciating the music

and if you notice, ppl don't pay attention to him

[BurnRoddy]

Picture a child crossing the street with his/her mom and saying:

- Mom I'm 5 years old and what is this?

[duBidutaStaS]

I like the way his boobs jump

[collini16]

live him

[djguy100]

That is one scary looking dude. He looks like he would rip your heart out with his hands and not even blink an eye.

[rorypwn]

when he was born he was put in the packer punch 50 times

[SilverWolfKing]

find the guy behind techno viking and u might find techno viking at 3:37

[mendozacheers]

FOR VALHALLA!

[SC0R3B00T]

Techno Vikings real name is "Sven" and he lives in Kamen, Northrhein Westfalia - Germany. And yes, he does drugs... xD

[Uberchick464]

@SC0R3B00T seriously? how did you know, like do you know him? I'm just curious. For someone ho does hard drgs, he is a good dancer! lol x

[SC0R3B00T]

@Uberchick464 I don't know him too well, but a buddy at work knows him better than i do. :) I live in germany right next to techno viking's hometown. ^^

[Uberchick464]

@SC0R3B00T uh-ha, i see! I was just really curious to find out who he was. When my friend showed me this video i was like....WOW, he looks like a real viking! lolol. Thanks hun.x

[RomaniaTaraProstilor]

don`t tell me , this crap is not made in Germany .....

[MrJackbre]

hes defoo got had atleast 10 gram of flake n 60 pills to pull some sleek dance moves move like that haha all i wanna now is wens the next rave haha

[onzone91]

techno viking = GOD

[oxbadcoded]

this guy is the 8 wonders of the world!

[Davannhid413]

@oxbadcoded my friend...... he is all 8 wonders of the world

[TVmaniu]

1:56 miaazga xD

[TVmaniu]

11 people be never like a techno viking

[PasiHasi007]

hm weiss einer sicher wo das ist ?

es ist in deutschland erkennbar an den plakaten und dem Laden an dem in deutsch steht: preiswert radfahren.

Ich tippe mla auf: Fuckparade

? weiss es eier genau

[killercouper]

@PasiHasi007 hey hey techno viking und so wolltest wissen wo genau das is... ja klar das is gleich hier bei mir im guten alten berlin die straße heisst rosenthaler str. in der nähe vom alexanderplatz und dem hackeschen markt is aber schon ein wenig älter das video denn den fahrrad laden gibt es an dem standort nicht mehr der is jetzt ein paar häuser zurück(nach video richtung) genau bei mir im haus unten drin xD

Its an fucking awesome german guy and he life's in berlin the capital...like me.

[ChicoRiono]

@killercouper jetzt wissen wir wo du wohnst ;) der techno viking kommt dich holen :D

[killercouper]

@ChicoRiono hahahaha das wärs ja :D schreit nach nem tanz battel ;)

[CodySteed]

never trust a man with a sword who cannot dance....

I think he has it covered in this respect!