This does explain why my grandad used to drag his bare ass across the living room floor. We just thought he was going senile and started mimicking the dog.
Gahhhhhhhh! Empire Carpet in Michigan. They've not changed their jingle in decades. Phone number's the same too.
I remember being stuck in the hospital next to a lady that watched soaps all afternoon; their commercials dominated daytime television. Them and "Call Lee Free".
Sure they'll clean your rug. But they can't promise that it won't blurt out some borderline racist comments from time to time....but hey....its an old rug.
Yeah, they'll deliver and install your carpet tomorrow, but they all have 80-year old comedians' faces in it; that's how they getcha. I STILL can't return my wall-to-wall Bob Newhart...
Couldn't afford to pay him to speak, huh?
ubersteigen 1 month ago
Who knew carpet layers were so mellow?
monkeysoulpoet 2 months ago
This jingle will live on forever.
000Metallegions000 2 months ago
Wait....you pay DON FUCKING RICKLES to be in your ad and you don't give him a SINGLE WORD to say?
pureevilfnord 2 months ago
The commercials now have a CG version of that dude! Same number and jingle too!
Flowerchild1013 3 months ago
Stan Lee does carpet ads?
zabukazar 3 months ago
This does explain why my grandad used to drag his bare ass across the living room floor. We just thought he was going senile and started mimicking the dog.
CuervoBlack06 5 months ago 3
Well whaddaya know, carpet that you can clean the stains off of just by cleaning them a little. What will they think of next
luposlues 6 months ago
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The sad thing is, he died a couple days ago. :(((
EpicWinningFaceGirl 6 months ago
1988?? WHAT THE FUCK. How old is that dude???
SazzyIsSnazzy 6 months ago
OMG..... empire.......
Dockofusa 8 months ago
Gahhhhhhhh! Empire Carpet in Michigan. They've not changed their jingle in decades. Phone number's the same too.
I remember being stuck in the hospital next to a lady that watched soaps all afternoon; their commercials dominated daytime television. Them and "Call Lee Free".
I don't watch TV anymore.
thecuddlewagon 9 months ago 5
@thecuddlewagon Not just in Michigan...
DontShakeItUp 6 months ago
stan lee today, don rickles tomorrow.
YouViewer08 1 year ago
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bwddwb 1 year ago
His mouth's smiling, but his eyes are screaming
digvoldon 1 year ago 2
A wild Stan Lee Appears!
TwoBeerDave 1 year ago
Sure they'll clean your rug. But they can't promise that it won't blurt out some borderline racist comments from time to time....but hey....its an old rug.
underlinedbluetext 1 year ago 6
Yeah, they'll deliver and install your carpet tomorrow, but they all have 80-year old comedians' faces in it; that's how they getcha. I STILL can't return my wall-to-wall Bob Newhart...
xxdogofgleexx 1 year ago 2
The weird thing is this company is still in business.
ilovethebeatles7 2 years ago 35
Wow, they still have the same phone number, too.
halleram 1 year ago
@ilovethebeatles7 they even have the same phone number
phgp27 1 year ago
@ilovethebeatles7 right i was just thinking....my goodness their number is stil the same
miamivicepastels83 3 months ago
My dog just peed on Don Rickles Face.
chada75 2 years ago 26
My carpet just called me a hockey puck.
Qermaq 2 years ago 5