My favorites from Rifftrax: Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny

[MadmanMatt421]

Sorry about that last comment, got the names mixed up.

[MadmanMatt421]

I think Bill summed this movie up perfectly when he said, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHH!

[FlamingPineapples1]

....Dafuq did I just watch?

[meyerd1]

I am so freaked out right now

[Narajah]

3:30

[StupidWizardFilms]

I'm So Baked Right Now

[53artsy]

The bunny made me cry

[UFWD2000]

mike nelson watches a lot of bad movies when he was on MST3K. this is the worst!

[MyBigFan96]

I just lost it at 6:26

[BryonYoungblood]

"Look at me!"

Bill: I'm a fucking mole!

Bill: *cries: We're dead, aren't we, guys? We're dead and in Hell! Something happened in the studio, an explosion or some carbon monoxide, and now we're roasting in eternal torment! That's the only rational explanation.

Mike: Yep, and even Satan is thinking "Y'know, maybe this time I went too far!".

[jhoffa232]

3:31 !!!

[brb1006]

James Rolf sent me here!

[TheSchizoKing]

@brb1006

Wait, really?

[brb1006]

@TheSchizoKing Yeah, he did a review on this.

[zhazha23]

6:26 - 6:47 Oh God...

[stlouisrocker100]

@zhazha23 He's going to kill us all!

[Chukwillard]

Cinemassacre

[Fitzgeoffrey]

"Have a deeply disturbing Christmas, everyone!" I think that about sums this film up; thank God I was watching the Rifftrax version, though. ;)

[LanceHertford]

@Fitzgeoffrey I've always got that one covered. I was raped right around Christmas when I was a toddler, and then my grandpa died the next Christmas. Always hated Christmas. Now the world can feel my pain.

[AdventEdge]

@LanceHertford

Not sure if that's dark humor or if that really happened.

[LanceHertford]

@AdventEdge Hahahaha! BOTH! I'm that batshit insane, yes.

[tenfed1861]

Nothing says "Merry Christmas" like a Santa smelling of bolonga and malt liqour,a story that would make Satan scared,and the guys of Rifftrax.Merry f***ing Christmas!

[spiderman4112003]

im scared

[JohnnyCxviii]

"Hey, hey, Timmy, could you grab my balls like 100% less?" Bill, you are the best.

[Floovf]

It's just weird hearing them use terms like "n00b".

[JohnnyCxviii]

"Elves love playing with decapitated, trademark-infringing dog heads!" Thank you, Bill, for stating the obvious.

[KakkoiiSasuke]

And then the grungy PA box narrated the story of Thumbalina to the girl at Pirates World who imagined it in her mind looking something like this...

And so the PA described how the witch continued to mince about for a while not speaking just fiddling mostly HO HO HO HO

Santa why the clumsy framing device...why?

I'll pull the sleigh, I'll marry Mr. Digger!

[rogerwhutwhut]

The film itself was THE WEIRDEST damn thing I've ever seen

[Darrisbob1]

Oh god, I can't wait to watch the live steam of this on the 16th!

I already own it on DVD, but I love Rifftrax that much!

[PoisonInc]

Nothing in the world could have prepared me for what I just saw.

[Sahluful]

Not even Manos: The Hands of Fate was this bad. 

[Sahluful]

Santa = Satan. 

[owain2222]

HURRR HURRR HURRR HURHURHURHURHURHURHUR HUUUUURRRRRR HUUUUUURRRRRRR HUUUUURRRRRR kevin was never the same again

[Saavykaas]

Wait, that was all one movie?

[TheSchizoKing]

@Saavykaas

Sadly, yes.

[JamesOhGoodie]

Fer serious, I was OVERJOYED when the "Thumbelina" portion started. Oh it was still unbelievably bad, but the "Santa & Ice Cream Bunny" portion was SO bad I expected a Lovecraftian portal of madness to open and suck out my soul to be damned for all eternity. If fear comes from the absence of logic and reason, then this movie is the most terrifying thing ever produced.

[kyon813]

I hope that all of the people who made this film either learned from their mistakes and never made another film ever again, or now roast in the everlasting and eternal fires of hell. Actually, I do hope it's the latter.

[HParker001]

I think I need to see this film... in clips like this it makes absolutely no sense... as I'm sure it does in context too, but I'd like to see it anyway.

Bill's bunny laugh makes me laugh uncontrollably, and few things can do that.

[gothicslytherinchic]

@HParker001 The movie makes no sense what so ever trust me.

[anemicroyaltea69]

Oh......no.....Oh god, what I did right BEFORE watching this video has seriously made it that more crazy....and SCARY! WHAT THE HELL WERE THESE PEOPLE THINKING!?!?!?! The Thumbalina story quality seemed like it could turn into a porno at any minute....and the rest of it, I just........shit, I think I'm speechless too. I definatley have to keep in mind what NOT to partake in before watching the Ice Cream Bunny again! lmao

[ninjawraith17]

Boromir: "What is this new devilry?"

That quote comes to mind when watching this.

[nagaking07]

And here's my nightmare fuel for the next several years.

[BryonYoungblood]

Kevin: Aw, whaddya know about houses or happiness?! You were just created! BOOOOO!!

Bill: Boo!! Stop pretending to have knowledge of the world, n00b!

Kevin: YOU SUCK!!!

[Adamgontierfan19]

@BryonYoungblood For some odd reason hearing Kevin scream YOU SUCK at a movie made me laugh harder than anything else

also does anybody else notice that despite being the most experienced riffer among them Kevin has the most breakdowns?

[BryonYoungblood]

@Adamgontierfan19 Yeah, I have. I noticed it a lot in MST3K that when he took over for Servo that Servo had a LOT of breakdowns from how much shit most movies were. Maybe it's a nod from the guys.

[CitizenKahne1015]

How high was the director when he made this? Also why do I get the feeling that the people who worked on this movie left the country after it was finished?

[BryonYoungblood]

"LOOK, MOVIE, YOU CRUEL BASTARD, YOU BROUGHT KEVIN TO THE POINT OF PLEADING!!!" XD Amen to that, Bill!

[NuteFunray]

One of my favorite parts was one you left out. When They first show the bunny mike just says flat out "of course". This was a scary movie.

[priceman141]

And then the grungy pa box narrated the story.....

[tsartodd]

the sequel: Manos and the Ice Cream Bunny of Fate

[tsartodd]

for years, i've been searching for a movie that's even worse than "Manos the Hands of Fate." now i've found it!

[Clara666CherryBomb]

@tsartodd If you want a movie worse than this, check out Sledgehammer. If you want an idea of just how bad it gets, there's a three-minute-plus slow-mo scene of the meathead hero and his girlfriend walking across the backyard. And I haven't even touched on the random jumps in time and the annoying synth soundtrack.

[HinataChick38]

Surprising this wasn't on MST3K.

[charlesajones77]

@HinataChick38 Supposedly it was considered during the Joel years, but he felt the movie was so bad it was effectively unriffable. That's just what I read somewhere anyway. Not sure if it's actually true.

I tried to watch this unriffed before the riff came out. I couldn't see how they could possibly pull it off, the movie was so unwatchable. But it ended up being one of their best riffs ever.

[mistacramer]

6:12 I want to die now. I'm scared shitless.

[Kemonokami]

I showed this video to my mom, and she said that this was like watching a video of an insane person's mind...

[TheRhuen]

I know Rifftrax is just the actual guys heckling these and has no story, but given the voices and personalities I always imagined if it had a plot it would be after the last episode of MST3K when the SOL crashed, Mike and the bots on Earth got a job heckling movies and selling the CDs online along with a few DVD releases, but the bots pretend to be real people using giant Bill and Keven puppets.

[Jangobadass]

@TheRhuen

Heck, there are times I can see those sillouettes in the corner perfectly 8)

[cocosilk]

I just finished watching Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny..Ummmm...WHAT THE F@&K WAS THAT!?!? I haven't felt this way since watching Manos The Hands of Fate. Good Lawd, I'm convinced that the same drugs that drove the people who made Ice Cream Bunny are the same drugs that drove the other mental patients to make Manos!

[Apollomasque]

HUUUUURRRRR HUUUURRRR

HGNNNNNN HGNNNNNNN

HUH HUH HGGGGNNN

HUUUUUUUUUUR HUUUUUUUURRR

[Kemonokami]

I'm going to be 110% honest right now, and I know that anyone can say anything on the Internet and freely speak their minds regardless of the veracity and honesty of their claims, but...

...Eraserhead was more mundane than this film.

There. I said it.

[TheSchizoKing]

@Kemonokami

I see what you mean. I couldn't sit through it because I didn't wanna spend god knows how long watching a guy with a funny hairstyle slowly living his miserable life of mutated babies and bleeding chickens.

Yes, movie. You're cutting a chicken, yes, that guy is walking. And?

[ninja12b1]

3:38-3:46 I laughed at that until it hurt.

[Apollomasque]

That fucking bunny is creepier than the one from Donnie Darko

[kikyo4815]

6:27 - 6:47 I almost died.

[priceman141]

Well at least the old mole lady can stand up faster than Torgo!

[priceman141]

"And then the grungy PA box narrated the story as a girl looked on.."

[GriffithAMPS]

you know, someone actually put money into this budget....

[zbradley1990]

Ice Creeeaamm buunnnnyyy, that Ice cream bunnnnyy, he's made of ice cream and he's a bunny

[funnymannumber2]

@zbradley1990 EIGHT MORE TIMES!

[Psychid45]

@funnymannumber2 ICE CREAM BUNNY, THAT ICE CREAM BUNNY! HE'S MADE OF ICE CREAM, AND HE'S A BUNNY!

[BryonYoungblood]

Mike: Yes, there it is! The sun! Which is hot! The hot sun! 'Cuz this is Florida! LET'S MOVE ON!!!

Bill: Seconded!

Kevin: It's hot.

Gotta love that. XD

[JamesOhGoodie]

I downloaded the entire movie from Rifftrax and watched it all the way through. Take it from me, the Thumbellina segment makes this more watchable. If not for that I surely would have cracked within 20 minutes.

[imagineerboi]

Oh my god, the Santa Sounds, Kevin scream, and Bill's evil Icecream bunny laughter are some of the most hilarious riffs in Rifftrax and MST3K history.

[UKISOCIETY]

good lord

[KillerHelix]

"Ah, well. Guys, if you don't mind, I've got this one."

"*inhales* AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

[NateSean]

Just think. As long as there never has or likely ever will be a good movie about Santa Clause (and if you cite Miricle on 34th Street to counter my argument, so help me I'll belt you) the guys will always have movies to riff.

[Wes964]

11 years ago some friends of mine and I tried to watch this movie. Despite having tons of experience watching bad movies and bringing along a LOT of alcohol, we couldn't get through it. Thank god for RiffTrax. :D

[Clara666CherryBomb]

@Wes964 And thanks to you, Wes, I'm now able to watch If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do? without jumping out the window (even if it is a first-story).

[Psychid45]

I always wondered how bad this movie really was. And now, I get the very chance. :D

Thank you very much for uploading this!

[TheSchizoKing]

@Psychid45

The movie itself is on youtube. :D

[Psychid45]

@TheSchizoKing Could be, but is it the RiffTrax edition? That's the true question. ;)

[TheSchizoKing]

@Psychid45

Nope, hah.

[kftc88]

This was a steal at 9.99. Some of the best dollars I ever spent.

[PunchSydeiron]

I think we've just found Michael Bay's directorial debut!

[Jspyster]

@PunchSydeiron

If only the fire truck exploded at the end.

[randomamerican1]

@PunchSydeiron Where's the fire? And the out-of-place child star?

[johnhamilton08]

@PunchSydeiron not enough explosions.

[stlouisrocker100]

@PunchSydeiron Can't be. There aren't enough explosions.

[KainGerc]

and then he leaves all the kids (and the dog) to die......

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

[funnymannumber2]

"Look at me." "I'm a f**king mole."

[Anynom]

This makes "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" look like "Inception."

[NewGuy2534]

@Anynom Wait, thats a real movie?

[Anynom]

@NewGuy2534 Oh yeah, check out the MST3K version of it, great laughs.