TRANSMORPHERS - forget that silly TRANSFORMERS movie!

[Skybrewsam]

OOOMMMGGG !!! on entend Doomsday durant les 10 premières secondes !!!!

[Angelore9]

Do you know how pathetic is this cheap shitty copy of Transformers? It`s lame.

[UberMetallMaschine]

this makes me sad :(

[MDM610]

Seems legit.

[someonenobodycares]

The people who made this movie should be castrated. Not kidding.

[Yemmuh4444]

Still better than Revenge of the Fallen

[piplupisapenguin]

$50 budget

[zeester110]

So how much is the starting pay for these actors $1000 - $2000

[molaranang]

I got here from shitflix

[BLOODBATHDAVID]

dudes, i don't know what you expected from the transformers movies, they're just entertainment, you're not going to find the meaning of life in one of them, they're trun-your-brain-off-at-the-ent­rance-and-enjoy-the-show action flick

[TheRockyMotion]

@BLOODBATHDAVID Thing is, even the action is barely enjoyable. Michael Bay's pretty obvious boner for the US Army ruins even the action sequences. We're only interested in the goddamn robot fights and even they are just shoved to the background while we're forced to watch a group of soldier cunts no one cares about. The fact that the movie takes 2 hours of crappy humor and drama to get to the half hour of action doesn't help either.

Transformers is total shit. That's just it.

[edcampion19]

@BLOODBATHDAVID I expect Aliens. i.e a well-shot movie that makes sense, and has a modicum of intelligence.Transformers 3 is easily the the shittest mainstream movie ever made.

[LogisticLogic]

congrats you payed 2.00 dollers for it just made the most cprappiest company in the history of hollywood a little richer and much bolder now what next lord of the bracelet? pay 2 dollers to see that crap and give them more reason to keep pumping more crap

[Fishelstix]

thumbs up if right before this you watched ratatoing

[amir2e]

Is this real? It looks like a junior highschool film project.

[WaddleBuff]

But it will never be as terrible as Transformers 3.

[velenvskaelhas]

@WaddleBuff but transformers 3 was good...

[WaddleBuff]

@velenvskaelhas Transformers 3 was terrible. So was Transoformers 1 and Transformer 2.

[mikkodude]

Why the hell would you go fighting giant robots with tiny guns and with no proper armor whatsoever?!

[untmortadela]

They took our derb!

[RodgieTvTube]

geezus! this is so bad!

[themashypotato]

transmophers, rip-offs in disguise

[B4siki11o5]

oh my god, i just mispelled the wor 'transformers' and it gave me this peace of shit. my god!

[jespola1]

I feel so embarrased and i had nothing to do with the movie. It's a movie right?

[Christizm]

@jespola1 yes it is a movie I paid $2.00 for it and it is one of the worst films I ever seen Transformers or Hasbro should buy the rights and destroy this it is really that bad

[sleven42]

if you are wondering what this movie is like then just think of th worst movie ever than add robots

[Yunzsanity]

what a mess of a movie

[Lolitsrenzo2]

I once made a movie like this back in the 6th grade. Of course the only difference was people actually enjoyed it.

[RefugeeT]

shitflix

shitflix

shitflix

shitflix



[dezmika]

SHITFLIX SENT ME HERE

[declaration963]

Only 3 type of people who buying this movie :

1. People who misleading the title, think it's "Transformer DVD" but ended buying this shit.

2. Movie collector who loves collecting all movies include shitty ones.

3. Crazy people

[omegaaverenger112]

F**K Transmorphers

Transformers are the real deal ya douchecucumber!

[Ishcoa]

Wait, is this for real?

[GinoTheSpy]

@Ishcoa yes, and they are making money off that shit. i personally would shoot the creators of this abomination on site for a gay little ripoff of transformers

[MGRUBERSVILLE]

1000

[WarzJWG]

Damn i cant stop laughing lol

[hotsum0ta]

needs more splosions



[TheBatOfHearts]

hm...somehow Revenge Of The Fallem is good all the sudden

[Hugobianca]

shitflix



[iTzAIISkill]

Shitflix :)

[harmany08]

thumbs up if you came here after watching sh*tflix

[seminoleboy96]

SHITFLIX FTW!!!!!

[TpAcTuKa]

proud user of Shitflix!

[lolmattt]

I can't believe this even exists...

[BenFosterism]

note to bad cgi makers. don't do fights in the rain... You will never be able to make them look good enough

[asnTimark]

College Humor (Y)

[mahakar11]

cant be much worse than the original movie

[strangelycutlemon]

0:40 toot toot



[summerskyfilms]

SEEMS LEGIT.

[iweargoggles2]

insert catty bullshit transformers dis here

[Bauch373]

It's probably more entertaining than Transformers 3...

[shadowcat321]

tetris have better graphics

[juventinorocks]

I brought myself here...

[TheKhfreak2]

Sadly, I think it exists.

[smeargleboy]

OMG IT LOOKS SO REAL

[1984rockabilly]

omg

[eOlRaNcH1]

hahahahahahahahahaha this can't be serious it must be a joke

[zuuan]

James Nintendo Nerd brought me here.

[Realfoxhawk]

This reminds me of the Cloverfield rip off Cleavage-feel.

[KuMoDABeSt]

I think i saw this listed on SHITFLIX. thx college humor

[cycaster77]

@KuMoDABeSt shitflix and james nintendo brought me here

[TheMhn5]

check out the dreamcast CGI

[sickweirdo]

Watching the trailer makes me want to play some old PC games

[MadMaxGamer]

In the future , everybody looks like a model even though they live underground like rats.

[nlcolas16]

omg this is much better than transfortmers

sarcasm.

[vaguelyreptilian]

By far my favourite film company.

[ZDanielRogers]

I sh*t better movies than this.

[JonathanHallShow]

WHAT!? THEY DIDN'T EVEN EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED IN THE FIRST 400 YEARS!

[GreenSLiTran]

Holy shit thats crappy

[DM666]

wat



[zechecka]

lol

[perniciousgreg]

So its like transformers, but with the storyline of transformers without the time travel... transforminators!

[hector7368]

esta bosta de pelicula es una reverenda mierdaaaaaaaaaaaa y para rematar es una copia barata

[mrcameronmusic]

haha



[SouthwesternEagle]

I'm sorry, I mean 0.1%

[SouthwesternEagle]

Honestly, for a budget of only $250,000 (about 1% that of Transformers), this was very well done!

[cky1088]

@SouthwesternEagle Well, Adamn green had a budget of $12,000 to make 'Frozen'. Look at that film compared to this.

[WINFIELD32750]

a single man with his back turned, better equip my rockets

[Superholzinator]

They this was the movie off hamish and Andy gap year

[BadAssPunch]

hahahqahahahahhaahahahhahahaha i can't breathe !!! WTF THATS FRIGGIN SILLY AS HELL !! JUST HILARIOUS !!

[SokaiSenshi]

El chapulín colorado tiene mejores efectos :x

[TuPeUtz]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH TRANSMORPHERS =)))

[TIKSPJ]

fuck me!!!!!

[TheHackedsugus]

fuck you Transmorphers

[SuperBjammin]

they seemed to spend more money designing the title clip than they did the robots lol

[erinjade86]

Anyone else notice they used Doomsday (from Doctor Who) as the background music for the first 10 seconds? (and I'm here from Cracked... I swear this is my last article I'm reading tonight... probably... maybe, okay, one more...)

[hXcaddicted777]

0:48 looks like he slips on a banana ^^

[papillonfx]

0.34 are those swimming googles?

[Defenseman619]

Amazing. Plagiarism is allowed in cinema apparently.

[VECommodore]

@Defenseman619 Mockbusters are allowed. They purposely made stupidly. Basically as an attempt to give you something cheap to watch thats so stupid, you end up laughing at the massive pile of faults it has.

[Defenseman619]

@VECommodore but... these don't even do that. I love a campy B-movie to laugh at, but I can't even do that with these. They are that bad.

[Awovak]

@VECommodore Not just that. They ride on high profile releases with very similar names so that those who are not careful (or are stupid) accidentally buy the wrong thing. Snakes on a Plain, Snakes on a Train..Transmorphers/Transform­ers..all something some people could mix up, especially older people.

[mysticking16]

The CG in this movie reminds me of the CG in PSX games. And came out in 2009

[NeuroManson]

I wonder if they got permission from Ministry to rip off "Just One Fix"?

[TheMarkSasuke64]

Heh... hehe.. hahahahHAHAHAHAHAHA

[DanielSolisTV]

what next??? Henryy Fucker???

[albertjester]

nostalgia critic, why would you send me here?

[pamlovsy2j]

BAHAHAHA Why is this horrible company allowed to make movies?

[ifukedurmomtwice]

transformers meets terminator meets suck my ass and balls!!!!!

[dof93]

I can't believe they spent 300,000$ on this film :S

[OJSlaughter93]

MOCKBUSTER AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!

[tehvideojunkie]

This is so bad that it's amazing

[BaylorTheModernHero]

Holy Shit! I have those goggles!

[LondonOntGuy]

lulz. I've seen better CGI in first generation PlayStation 1 games.

[Silentzio]

@LondonOntGuy I doesn't depend on the hardware, CGI is pre-rendered. So you saw better CGI easily.

[komzaton]

terrible, terrible shit.

[creapah]

FREDDIEW HAS BETTER EFFECTS THAN THIS...

[chocolatebear333]

ppwao what a moive! looks so good! PFFT

[KirbyForce1]

They Stole Music From Doctor Who!

[capiloton]

looks like 80s tv series, Captain Power !!

[Shockwave107]

Looks like ps2 graphics for the robots lol

[blupouncch]

My lord, you want some entertainment check out The Asylum's IMDB page for the loooong long list of ripoffs they've brought in the last few years. I was surprised to see about 10 I had actually Netflixed and never realized they were Asylum "works." Almighty Thor!?! hahaha... I love that somewhere out there, at some point, someone looked at themselves and just said "F#@% It... I'm tired of trying. Just pass me a plate of feces and I'll see if there's any meat left in this shit."

[Santi13MC]

FAIL MOVIE

[Foghorn95]

This looks fore like a terminator movie.

[tannerninjagames]

both sucked! i hated them

[VELFARRECLUBBA]

@sidewaysman217 good for you

[shanmohta]

where's optimus when you need him...

[marchreignsupreme]

Watched this on netflix last night. The only good part were the lesbian parts. lol

[legojoker111]

with that garbage they call CGI, i bet this movie qualifies as "action/cartoon antics"

i bet this movie is in michael bay's nightmares, lol.

[CAESARbonds]

I would have some beers and watch it.

i don't like transformers so this would be really funny

[VELFARRECLUBBA]

i could make a better movie using green playdoh and a piece of shit.

[minionevil]

@VELFARRECLUBBA ill star in it for you

[cocoman11111]

i expected arnold schwarzenegger in this movie lol

[baltheir130590]

You know why Michael Bay hasn't sued them for copyright infringement yet? Cause he's still busy laughing XD

[thetito626]

@baltheir130590 Or because Michael Bay doesnt own the Transformer industry...duh

[baltheir130590]

@thetito626 yeah thats true BUT he DOES own the rights to the movie, so yeah

[Nebulon2010]

you know them american sitcoms, where some one's in the cinema and your looking at the background posters? this looks like one of them.

[Poundpup0034]

Nice CG, if it was the 80s.

[sourceofchaos]

Ich liebe diese Trash-B-Sci-Fi-Filme. :)

[jainator]

took a while to take earth back :(

[lamonza79]

warum werden solche filme gedreht?

[lamonza79]

ist das ein scheiß



[thegosthofvilgax]

Movie of the century anybody. The amazing CGI, incredibly sound effects and don't even get me started on the stellar acting. This is definitively going to give Transformers a run for it money.

[DII117]

@thegosthofvilgax Maybe in a world without copy right laws

[MrFrutyloops]

did michael bay start out by making crappy movies like this?

[Rex0142king]

Movie? Seeing the animation I thought it was a gamecube game. :/

[DeadIslandTrailers]

still better than fagformers 1 or 2 or fag of the moon or whatever it's called

[shoxzerl]

Forget Industrial Light & Magic those Specialeffects are awesome!!!

[resistanceunion]

Its like watching a cutscene from PS1 Game ... Nope .. Ps1 games had better acting

[Hellsaint1]

attack of the unfinished cgi, noes

[remanuelmr]

Lol they put the song Unit rocks from the British SciFi doctor who!

[MBGamingLegends]

Why is the Doctor Who soundtrack playing?

[ixonixas]

gayformers. The return of shitty story 2!

[locutus9956]

Still better than Transformers 2 ;)

[Resmarax]

@locutus9956 at least transformers 2 have better graphics

[THEFRESHISHERE]

@locutus9956 it was a sick movie

[locutus9956]

@THEFRESHISHERE yes it was. In fact thinking about even NOW is making me kind of sick.... dude seriously aside from Megan Fox's rear end the movie was 2 hours of utter crap that I wish I could unwatch. If you think otherwise then I strongly advise you go out and expand your movie knowledge as you clearly dont have much basis for comparison ;)

[MFABP]

This is the worst movie I've seen in my life. And I've seen daredevil!

[9snaker]

@MFABP

Daredevil was actually good (a bit different than the other marvel movies, but i liked it)

i don't understand why there is no "Daredevil 2"

[dreadrock429]

0:35 - 0:37 *robot transform into ASS CANNON*

[Ze0nite]

I wonder what's the inspiration for this movie.

[CaptainTrilobyte]

Still better than Bayformers.

[Deadlyrazorwings]

Why?...... WHYYYYYY???????????

[melovetorun]

They could of made up for all the shitty graphics by making it a porno.

[xmenxwk]

wtf was that O_o

[treebush]

DID M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN MAKE THIS?!

[emikochan13]

FILM OF THE YEAR

[Sillybammy]

VERY ORIGINAL!

I bet It's directed by Mikul Shay

and stars megan Rox and

Cria Lamouth

[nickkid218]

Transformers Salvation

[shadowkid1993]

oscar worthy 

[TiagoTiagoT]

Is that Lady Gaga at 00:07 ? Xp

[TheKidFlux]

i actualy saw this mix beetween gay and ok

[cruzsk8ing]

i had this game on my gameboy color

[quickpickandthick]

There's a fine line between a bad movie, a shit flick, and a "burn in Hell" film... and all of them rank higher than what I can rate this crap.

[hkaos]

gotta say, if this didnt look so terrible...it wouldnt look so terrible.

[IntellectualVirtue]

I lol'd.

[starcobra123]

Bumblebee called he wants his gimmick back from these shitty films

[TheNivekDinh]

Just because they can make a 3d un-finished robot model, doesn't mean they should make a movie. Honestly if The Asylum took some time to come up with his original idea and spend more time in investing better effects. Maybe just maybe he can become a big star, its too bad his idea of becoming a big star is to make himself look stupid.

[DeadIslandTrailers]

at least it looks better than birdemic, postal, and transformers combined.

[dlads2010]

I'm going to jump off a bridge, i've just watched titanic 2, 200mph and this shit, wtf are u thinking asylum, make a fucking comedy and have done with it, it appears to be your strong point.

Good bye cruel world :)

[tokutom]

@dlads2010 I hope you aren't really.

[rashad123us]

lmao, what was the budget for this film? $250?

[anteatereaterant]

@rashad123us For a Tommy Wi-Show like this 6 Million! 3 mil was probably for the rights to sing the happy birthday song.

[mijx]

lol they dont have gay la buff though b a winner for me :P

[ticosexy22]

The only good thing about this is ministry

[partisan49]

well however bad it may be it most certainly cannot be as bad as transformers

[TheAlceaos]

@partisan49 It is actually better with a plot that makes sense.