Meet The Spycrab (Team Fortress 2 Machinima)

[da9007]

GAAHH!! ALL THE ANNOTATIONS!! MY EYES!

[FireDuckZack]

Imagine...You and your team going, as usaul, to defend your base,

and as you walk to place your Sentrys, Stickys, and of course Dispencers,

you are being followed by a,,,Creature...That can withstand them all. as you

stare open mouth at your failure, the Team Fortress 2 logo saves you from the Spycrabs.

[MrMyvince]

1:29 i lol'd

[Bluemansonic]

How do you make a Spy Crab?

[pockuinator]

@Bluemansonic You need to shot web and form babby first.

[Bluemansonic]

@pockuinator No, I mean how do you do the glitch, I did it once but can't remember.

[pockuinator]

@Bluemansonic I have no idea, sorry, that's just me being a dick. According to Know Your Meme's entry on Spy Crab:

1) Join a game of Team Fortress 2 and choose to play as the Spy

2) Ready the Disguise Kit item

3) While holding down the crouch button, look straight up and walk forward

4) You are now a Spy Crab

[Sniberhamber]

Lol



[samurajus1231]

everyone knows how to be a spycrab by now...

[Dimitriexeno]

And now he's here to f**k us!

[lucaboy64]

@Dimitriexeno No. But your mother!

[theawesomegamer987]

I MOTHER F***ING HATE THE FINISH HIM BUTTON

[MClars1995]

QUICK! KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS!!!

[TheCzReload]

whats happend or what is spycrab ? i dont know it and its depressive please

[masteircheef]

@TheCzReload o.o its a joke, because he is making the spy walk like a crab... o.0

[2k11Keke]

1:10 D:

[Flyytb]

Don't run to the Blu base!

[antiongaurd]

who noticed a u between spy crabs legs

[antiongaurd]

who noticed a u between the spy crab the whole time

[JohnNotTony]

They have made a new commandment

Thou Shall Not Kill Spycrabs

[TheThreeDudes99]

At the beginning it seems if the spy were to bey saying "Hey guys,smell my armpit!"

[androwbmx]

These videos make TF2 look better than it actually is =/

[Shadowsonic6666]

i was banned from a server for spycrabing :(

[ThePencilboxofDOOM]

@Shadowsonic6666 that server sucks then.

[Starwarsrap1]

Spy Crabs FTW

If u kill one... Your lame, there endangered!

[nicogearX]

I remember one time where I was on ctf_turbine, I spycrabbed all the way to their intel but the sentry killed me. It's funny though, how no one even tried to kill me. They respect the spycrabs :)

[szuperferrari]

Spycrab is a new tipe of human-animal mutant!

[ThePTB]

I have gas,

[JanembaDude72]

Epic SpyCrab is EPIC

[thenoobbomb]

1:09 poor red team.

[Cosmo1844]

0:43

Heavy: I burn!

wtf

[JanembaDude72]

How 2 SPYCRAB

[RpGS39]

1:30 my bad

[RpGS39]

1:31 scout: OH GOD I GOTZ A BONER

[xXSkyeEXEXx]

COPYCRAB LOLOLOLOL

[bigz50man]

GENTLEMEN...

[BBCrocksXM8]

whtas a spycrab

[MegaXeno101]

@BBCrocksXM8 a spy crab is a spy that looks like a crab (duh)

[BBCrocksXM8]

@MegaXeno101 no how do you do itt

[cubsruleben]

1:21 "Endangered species my ass..."

[Toog143]

@DaveThePuppetGuy: haha, you accidentally said "spy crap" instead of saying "spy crab". lol

[DaveThePuppetGuy]

Don't blink. Don;t look away. Blink at a spy crap and your dead.

[badasschurros]

1:15

Heavy: Which one should I kill?

[kuba998899]

SPYCRAB ARE RARE D: STOP KILLING HIM D:

[ilker3210]

its funny because i saw a spycrab yesterday

[thundararious]

lol at the engineer at the beginning *now ah've seen everythin'*

[sillyimpling]

and as you can see the predator which is the pyro will try to viciously burn this spycrab out of existence but look the spycrab has something else up his sleeve, the spycrab will go into the water all the chances it gets if it runs into a pyro, cmon spycrab you can make it, oh damn the pyro got him. this is all for now stay tuned for more spycrab activity

[TheDashingRouge]

The Spycrab is a deadly force to be reckoned with.

[deaththekid3269]

at 1:09 every one: ohhhh snap

[MRmr011]

We heard you liked spy crab so we put some spy crab in your spy crab and well....looks like they mated and theres a fuck ton of them now

[symonsolar]

@MRmr011

There is a god

[eyetheothersniper2]

great



[BATTLESTAR42]

I'm glad I play on servers that temp ban stupid spy crabbers. They are so effing useless, and they lost their comedy long ago.

[Danny98C]

*AHEM* cras walk side ways *AHEM* BULLSHIT *AHEM*

[mrHax101]

here is how to spycrab....have deadringer....stab anyone who kills spycrab...the end

[dlwolf99]

Im a spy crab too, but I always get killed by snipers, pyros and every other class, I've changed my spray tag to 'save the spycrab' and put 'a harmless spycrab' on the end of my name, but I still get shot. And for everyone who kills spy crabs, take an arrow to the knee!!! Stop it!!! Save the spy crabs, but see through the others that claim to be a spy crab and KILL u when u no see!!!

[alexlamist]

@alexlamist lol yea

[alexlamist]

lol their funny of how they opened their mouth even the spycrab is opening his mouth LOL

[gianjoloceymarc]

@TF25000 Diet.

[NURDI0021]

Pyro have Spyphobia ? Its not TF2, its SOVIET RUSSIA !

[Touhouhijacklol]

Save a spycrab. Kill a pyro.

[pg1110]

how to spycrab: look up with disguiser while crouching

[fjubben]

296 people got killed by the spycrab :-P

[mancak35]

Nat Geo Wild or Animal Planet need to make a documentary on the ever elusive spy crab

[Democromentor]

@mancak35 Their tendency to cloak-and-dagger in a corner is quite elusive indeed.

[rainfop]

why u kill spycrab! damm things near extinct

[AvitalzCartoonz]

Spyonius crustaceaous, commonly known as the Spy Crab, is a species of crab found in 2fort. It is a robust crab of a reddish or bluish colour, having an oval carapace with a characteristic "pie crust" edge and black tips to the gloves. A mature adult may have a carapace width of up to 25 cm (10 in) and weigh up to 3 kg (6.6 lb).

[NerfMaster000]

@AvitalzCartoonz Many are killed ever since 2007,making the species endangered.Despite warnings,people are still hunting them for their points which are worth alot on the Fortress Market.Spycrabs have migrated to many different places,like Dustbowl,Well and Badlands,however,are still closely hunted.To now,there are only 1500+ spycrabs left.Reproduction are almost impossible as in 100 spycrabs,only 1 is female.

[starman254]

I was trying to be A spycrab. a pyro killed me. 7 soilders came after that pyro XD

[LastStandBro]

1:15 look at his face xD

[RandomAcidLIVE]

I demand one minute and fifty seconds of my life back :p

[AlexanderT21]

I am Spycrab Guy. And THIS is my spycrab. He weighs 100 kilograms and walks like a freak. It costs £400,000 to get a spinal re-arrangement like this in TWELVE SECONDS.

[solomirox]

what the fuck?!

[HuDdAhuDDaHuRr]

everybody: HELP HELP

engie: now i see everything :P

[SuperByron64]

meet the vagineerXD

[dragonmoony]

wow this video is BORING

[RedTarget1000]

I used to be a Spycrab, then I took an arrow in the knee.

[TheFinnflash]

So many f***ing crabs...

[BlackKnifeVice]

i cant understand the final :s

[9ralien9]

Why do people kill spycrabs? Its no fun :(

[kungfubrew23]

@9ralien9 SAME I WAS SPYCRAB AND THEY OWNED ME EVERYONE ON MY TEAM TRIED TO PROTECT ME BUT IT WAS NO USE THE SPYCRAB POPUATION WAS EXTINCT...

[Kardeist34]

@9ralien9 a endangered species .this is sad

[sword90000]

@9ralien9 People who kill Spycrabs are basically ALWAYS stupid retards with no sense of fun and always play too seriously.

[TheDashingRouge]

@9ralien9 they're endangered man, let the spycrabs live. :(

[ToastedMega]

@9ralien9 cry some moar

[sunlun123]

@9ralien9 spycrabs is now endangered :(

[metalman2716057]

So when ze patent woke-up, his skeleton was missing

SO I REPLACED IT WITH A CRAB'S! hahahahahaha

ohhhhh... anyvay zat's how I lost my medical license

[LittleWarWolf]

Ich hätte auch Panik, wenn jemand so auf mich zu käme

[128Chidori]

Scouts proberbly thing "Come at me bruh NOT"

[xTehPPSh41x]

Y R THEY COMING FROM THE BLU SPAWN?

[TheLastHylianTitan]

they're just standing there. MENACINGLY.

[N1BOYZ]

Craaab people. :3

[1234megamasterchief]

i am a spycrab my team fortress name is "the rare Spycrab" xD

[1626Samantha]

`hi

[angelonebros2]

Cool video...but... WHERE'S MEDIC?!?!? Just kidding. Good video.

[JagEterCoola]

i got an add about king crabs :)

[spiderjerusalem100]

I never kill Spy crabs, they're noble, majestic creatures.

[MrRobinehrnsten]

how can you do at it be a spy crab?

[overloaded112]

what? well like :)

[SuperMbedo]

thumbs up for nothing :3

[TheButtFaceKeoni]

Pyro is a Girl

[theking222863]

i think valve made coward team :D

[Officetipmt]

If we can't kill,use pyro and airblast them.That way they are not able to reach us

[TheXrayNerd]

Spy Logic, Throw out Cigarette, Put new one in.

[madmag101]

FOR THOSE N00BS OUT THERE-

To be a spycrab, crouch with the disguise kit out and look up.

[PvtHerobrine]

Look buddy, i'm a spycrab, and I solve problems. not problems like ''How should we kill that spycrab?'' because that would fall into the conundrum of you attempting to kill me. I solve practical problems! for example, how am I going to become famous? be a spycrab. and if that don't work, use more spycrab. Thought by me, done by me, and you best hope..Not walking at you.

[talkeniagirl]

at 1:09 you can see the spycrab in the back quickly crouching.. XD

[rm2k3guy]

@talkeniagirl SPYCRAB IS A SPY?

[talkeniagirl]

@rm2k3guy *burns the spy spycrab*

[ulfd1]

u know if youre lucky taunting with the disguise book out will make you into a spycrab for a couple of secs

[ploppiblase]

xD

[TARDISpug]

Pick one up at you local story! Get an extra and you can even give your wife crabs!!

[MrRage71]

who's the faggot who kills the crabbies?

[IHAZABOMB]

Now i have seen everything.

[WoWLeetplayers]

Hmmmmmm... something about a spy walking creepy must seem very scary to these incredibly hardcore fantasy soldiers. I know I'd say, "Hey guys! he's just a spy and he's not even using any spy tactics! why are we not smoking him!?!" and heavy'd be like, "Hey! you right!" and the pyro would say something muffled, and then we'd kill hima and win.

[Ultamitespore]

It costs $400,000 to see a spy crab, for 12 seconds.

[deadisland062491]

0:48 lol

1:02 haha

1:04 Tf2 birthday/anniversary cake

1:09 XD

[destructias445]

288 people didnt meet the spycrab

[TheSquarePiggy]

Spycrab + Max's severed head = BunnyCrab?

[ExpandaXx]

WARNING INCOMING SPY CRABS

[darkria4]

Now I've seen everything..

[bananhosdig]

Im a spycrab, this is fake, people just shoots me ;n;

[Abratra]

At least 2 refined metal for this noble cause. If you donate, you will be able to tour on a magical experience, and possibly glimpse one of these magical creatures in their natural environment! (No guns, sentrys, melee weapons, ect. will be allowed on the tour.) Helping the BLU Needlepainis will be one of the best contributions to society you will have ever made! So join us in conserving this magical and beautiful breed!

[Abratra]

Attention all members of the GFTPTRAESC, (Guild For The Protection of the Rare And Endangered Spy Crab) during a drought of Refined metal donations, there was an attack on reserve 18 of the BLU Needlepainis, A hoard of angry Pootbirds has attacked the reserve and killed a large population, About 20! Lowering the population of the BLU Needlepainis to under 75. If you would like to donate to help restore this beautiful extremely interesting creature, please donate... To Be Continued...

[shredderboy12]

once i played with this noob that dosnt know about spycrabs:(

[Suntzusaidthatandmor]

looking a lot like dustbowl

[SuperCreativeBuilder]

to be honest i wrote in search box "mang!" because i was bored and this came up.

[LapisProductions]

How did I get here from My Little Pony: Friendship is magic?

[gadzoink]

@LapisProductions Because ze pony is a spy, and ze spy is a crab!

[camwizardoz]

with that face, i can only feel bad for heavy haha

[JacobTefft]

The look on the scout's face is priceless.

[brandon77091]

1:37 spy's cute smile

[ThatGuyIn321]

YOU CAN TELL THIS IS FAKE

WHEN THE PYRO DOESNT KILL A SPY

[weezing22arbok]

@ThatGuyIn321 When it's a Spycrab.

[dragoons9009]

WUT?

[Gunner1641]

we must save the spycrab population,spycrabs must mate xD

[hAsLh0f]

WTF is going in that video?

[ThePSP1290]

how i make that

[Touhouhijacklol]

Like a crab

[Rusty511]

lulwut

[Purecashew]

Looks like red is ATTACKING... From the wrong side...

[man0fmysteries]

gj on the music love that song

[BanditOfBandwidth]

The red team is not afraid of the spycrab, they're afraid that they'll kill him and get shit from PETA

[TheMarkComedyShow]

Spycrab (Noun) To look up as a spy while crouching, and having the Disguise Book equipted.

Description:

A spycrab is a gentle spy, causing no harm. Spycrabs are always risking their life while walking among a battlefield. Spycrabs do not cause harm, and are in danger of becoming extinct. Spycrabs are very rare breed of a Spy and a Crab, hence they walk, and look, like a crab. intelligent spycrabs equipt themselves with deadringer and avoid a harse, painful, cruel, and rude death from a class.

[Balnoris]

1:08 Now thats stacking!

[Haloskulls117]

im tired of the FINSIH HIM bullshit

[sashhshshshsshsaaaa]

1:20, reclaiming their once known habitat..

[FastSoul24]

L4SC (Left 4 Spy Crab)

[RitsOfFallsCity]

Is that Crystal Chronicles music?

[Punkrock3011]

all they want is to play team fortress 2 no shit sherlock

[Thunderbirds1001]

Donate just 6 refined metal and we can save the spycrab by getting engies everywhere to erect sentries and dispenser in spycrab habitats to protect and heal them. The rarest species of spycrab is the BLU Needlepainis. together we can protect these noble creatures.

[seksbot]

@Thunderbirds1001 HAHA U SAID ERECT!! .___.

[2girls1bucket1]

@seksbot whats funny about that?

[seksbot]

@2girls1bucket1 nothing really i dont know y i even typed it >.>

[redspartain227]

@Thunderbirds1001 i shall help you

[NachoCheddarCheese]

Killing spycrabs pshhh give me a hat and ill be ur whore and crab.

[vimoss]

ahem... gentlecrabs.

[Jaeboy]

why is this video stuffed with ads and links

[sqi8000]

@Jaeboy Its on Machinima.. what did you expect?

[MrRockydog4000]

i seen a spycrab walking around the intel in 2fort and i just smiled and carried on, im a pacifist pyro, when im not spychecking :P

[000Okami]

I really don't get it xD

[hexpinteas]

spy crabs are head crab's son :)

[NCRRanger108]

NEVER KILL A SPY CRAB , SPY CRAB ABUSE HAPPENS EVERY DAY, WITH THE COST OF ONE REFINED METAL WE CAN MAKE A DIFFERNCE , please thier is a spy crab waiting and wondering "will i be helped " think of the crabs

[LapisProductions]

1:08 You've been trolled.