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  • What a pussy horn for a car with that power.

  • USA! Keep back the HUMMER!

  • This is a sexy hummer though.

  • Ugh duramax.. my popps used to have a 97 wagon, like this but not an alpha. And it had a cummins with an Allison Tranny. Best combo out there. And there's no need to lift it, it freaking comes stuck 38's!!

  • If i win in the lottery i going to buy one of these ^^

  • I would buy one of these and put a powerstroke diesel cause I'm a ford guy but I love hummers and hate duramax

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  • I WANT THIS CAR!!! I would pay $100,000 for this sexy hummer!!

  • 1:14 It has 37000 miles and FUCKING SEATBELT-WARNING. I hate that faggotry. So irritating.

  • i wonder if the soldiers get the leather?! HAHA

  • @Danny32R OR THE speaker system hahaha

  • best truck ever thats why we us it in the army

  • I'm jerking off as I'm watching this.. oooh ohhh harder. oh yeahh. give it to me!!! oh YEAAHHHH!!!

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  • nomater what this will run over a prius so i would rater be in this than the prius. long story short, sick car

  • i fucking swear to god this ngets 1 mpg

  • could be the sexiest interior i have ever seen..

  • How much do you want for it and could you ship it to the uk?

  • That's one sexy hummer

    

  • Sounds like a helicopter on start-up when you do the exterior shot

  • A real hummer is the H1 the humvee made by am general is just that a humvee not a hummer the H1 is a civilian version of this yes made by GMC. Look it up though the H1 has the same powertrain chasis and design as the hummvee the only difference is the H1 does not come stock with an M2 Browning .50

  • RUMSFELD!

  • if i was you and got that hummer i would not sell it

  • The H1 Humvy is the KING of all hummers. I always wanted a H2 as my future truck but now I want the H1.

  • @italiankilla58 humvee*

    

  • @dnwbomber Lol thanks. I wish GM brought back Hummer

  • nuclear power station on wheels

    

  • PERFECT FOR THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!

  • that engine is loud

  • what's thhe GPM on this car?

  • this thing is such a piece of shit. Where can I get a real decommissioned U.S military Humvee?

  • @YouFreakinTroll All I gotta say is.. Look at the H2 and H3.

  • @YouFreakinTroll that is the real deal hummer the h2 and h3 are bullshit

  • Oh good! Let's drift it!!

  • Thats not a hummer its a gm! a real hummer is by AM General

  • @MtsbshiLncrEvoX you drive a rice burner judgeing by your screen name so shut the fuck up amg still had a 6.5 chevy motor this one just has the 6.6 Dmax they stepped up so go ride in ur high speed dildo on wheel and leave us be with big boy toys queer.

  • @staldt90 Hes right, a real hummer is an AM General HMMWV, but this will do me fine.

  • Call me if it is for sale, 703-897-1980

  • the ultimate Zombie Apocalypse vehicle!

  • very nice.

  • The only thing I don't like about Hummers are that their just aimed to the wealthy.

    And most of the people that owns these don't drive off-pavement, they just show-off.

    Besides, I would rather have myself a Chevy, Ford or Dodge truck and I can make those perform better than a Hummer by half the price.

  • I love Hummers.

  • ik wat im stealiing in a zombie apacolypes

  • How much gas does it eat?

  • This look like a tank

  • Any mom that drive this truck to there kids soccer game, would probably be the most BADASS mom EVER!!!!!!

  • Holy Shit the 2006 Hummer H1 Alpha Passenger Wagon is F**king awesome is like having a NEW Girlfriend.

  • you can smuggle half of mexico into the u.s. with that beast. MAKE SURE NO MEXICANS GET THEIR HANDS ON THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • So awesome, the alpha with a duramax is the only way to go. The 6.5 is really slow and feels like a tank, you put a programmer on that alpha and it's a whole different beast!! Plus the mileage is alot better, and you can tow your boat or toy hauler 75-80 up hill. Do that in a land rover or Ferrari lol!!!

  • if I win the lottery this is going to be the first thing I will get a Hummer H1 Alfa

  • i love charlotte nc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Over 9000 mexicans can fit in there. Holy shit.

  • this thing looks like it'll destroy the turf AND your bank account!

  • cant believe this is a car this looks like something from the army things MASIVE

  • must..resist..trolling.....

    Toyota Tacoma is better

  • @wokeupthismorning100 POPPYCOCK!

  • Dear Santa...

  • Knight xv review

  • This is a ZDTV (Zombie Defense and Tactical Vehicle)

  • Hell does a snorkel do????

  • @FordsAreSick11 It prevents water from going up the exhaust pipe and killing the engine... U can drive through rivers and stuff u know?

  • @FordsAreSick11 if your crossing like a river or other water then you can go deeper because it keeps water from being sucked in a regular air intake

  • @FordsAreSick11 allows air to get to the intake of you're engine if the engine itself is under water. just like how a snorkel works for us. we can still get air even if our face or head is under water. understand?

  • What the he

  • that is most beautiful car, i would kill for it

  • was you farting when you lifted the brushguard back up?

  • SHUT THE DAMN DOOR!!!! lol but dammit this truck would be awesome to have

  • Bollock's car....

  • i'm scared.......

  • @HummerInvestmentsInc oh....this cari is more than a SUV, I hope. SUVs are useless. 

  • @HummerInvestmentsInc now 15 + me = 16...what this is for? war? nuclear holocaust? massive mankind destruction? what?...I'm a nurse, two children, a wife and some friends...I don't think to need this to go at the market.

  • HERE, TAKE MY MONEY

  • Save the world buy a Prius, Save yourself buy a H1 !

  • @HummerInvestmentsInc The irony of it is, the Prius is more damaging for the environment with the battery metals that they use and the fact that diesel is just more green. Not to mention the fact that the metal that can be recycled from a hummer is MORE than enough to make another car.

  • @sunnymuffins13208 Do you think that a prius isnt made of materials that cant be recycled? You forget that battery cars have just no emmisions and diesel has a lot of them. Only the range of electrical vehicles needs to be a lot better in order to make it effecient.

  • @saxofoontje994 Well you do understand that those metals would be costly and hazardous to handle, and diesel engines, due to the greater amount of torque they generate, need to burn less fuel to get going. Now let's also consider clean diesel and bio-diesel technology. Granted I'm sure electric cars will see great improvement over the years, the solution is not one fuel for ALL purposes, but all fuels doing what they're best at.

  • @saxofoontje994 DID YOU KNOW THAT IT IS "GREENER" FOR THE ENVIORNMENT TO make A HUMMER THAN A PRIUS?? MEANING THE PRIUS TAKES MORE FROM THE ENVIORNMENT TO MAKE, AND TO SHIP IT ALL OVER THE WORLD TO GET MADE IS EVEN WORSE. Also, once that Cell inside the car dies.. your looking at another 7 grand to replace.

  • @Pilotofdoom2 And heap of highly toxic waste as bonus.

  • GAH! I want this beast of a truck! over 8,000lbs no one would cut me off >:D

  • Home wrecker!

  • in the videos when you turn the wheel in park you are casuing problems for the power streeing pump

  • Why is the center console/transmission tunnel take up so much room?

  • @CJAEY Because it's tucked inside so that when you go off-road it doesn't get damaged by rocks and other obstacles.

  • how much?

  • This is on Forza Motorsport 4!

  • One day when all the ice caps melt. The enviormentalist will spend a lot of time trying to bring these back to get through the flooded areas thier Prius wont.

  • what kinda engine was in them before if u know

  • what kinda engine was in them before

  • jesus H christ. Its like a command center for whoever's driving... and thats a nice looking steering wheel for a stock car... especially an offroad oriented car hah. this is my new favorite truck. GM all day.

  • This was the only thing that GM had that was worth while.

    The Alpha is the Mercades of Hummers.

    Even though these are over $100,000 brand new still beats the hell out of Chevy and Caddy.

  • @Ratkill9000 It's spelled "Mercedes", and H1s are shit btw...

  • @dbr712 does it look like i give a rat's fury ass? hell no. An H1s are the best in the hummer line next to the Hummvee.

  • @Ratkill9000 It might be the best Hummer, but that just means all Hummers are shit. They are slow as fuck and handle like dumptrucks. They get 2 mpgs, are uncomfortable ass hell, and they aren't very good offroad either. Plus, they are extremely ugly, and everyone will think you have the smallest dick in the world, when they see you in it, which is probably true for most H1 owners. So my question to you is simply: Why the fuck would you drop 100k for this piece of shit?

  • @dbr712 The Diesel Hummers get about 14-15mpg. The tires have their own inflation and deflation system inside for offroad convience. To answer your question...why would anyone want to spend 200k-500k for a Royals Royce? Why would anyone want to spend half a mill to over a mill for a Ferrari? Personally after im done with welding school i'll build my own vehicle and it'll be cheaper than the Hummer line but more duable, bullet proof and all around more badass than any vehicle on the road.

  • @Ratkill9000 People spend a lot of money on Ferraris, cuz they are the best driving machines in the world, build to absolute engineering perfection. If this was the best offroad veichle in the world, or even one of the best, i could justify it, but it just isn't. And every single feature of about this car, is complete and utter ass, so why is it worth $100.000+?

  • @dbr712 If people wanted the best in the world they would buy a Royal Royce since those too are all hand built. The H1 idk why its worth so much and Honestly i wouldn't buy it unless it was $45,000.

  • @Ratkill9000 "Royal" Royce, Come on dude. And i never said anything about Rolls Royces...

  • @dbr712 Hummers aren't that good offroad? What the HELL are you smoking? Plus, have you even driven one? It sure is easy to bash a vehicle you've probably never even driven or used.... Ferrari's are more unreliable than any car you would buy for around $20,000. Think of a Ferrari as an on-road exotic, master of the roads. Think of the Hummer as the off-road exotic, master of any terrain situation. There isn't much terrain a Hummer can't cross.

  • @mustangman442002 $200k buys you a Ferrari, master of the road, no cheaper car will out-perform it. H1 Alpha costs $120k, but can be out-performed off-road buy cheaper cars, like for instans a Range Rover, which is also a 100 times better car at everything else. If the Range Rover isn't good enough of an off-roader for you, how about a $40k Land Rover Defender, which will out-perform an H1 in any off-road situation.

  • @dbr712 I highly doubt a Defender can do as much as these H1's can do. The H1's can go through about 30 inches of water and up a 60% grade, just to name a few. I'll agree with you in one aspect, the Alpha's certainly did have a very steep price tag. As far as any cheaper car out performing a Ferrari, I'd have to disagree with that. There are many cars that can hold their own against Ferrari's, for a significantly less amount of money.

  • @mustangman442002 In speed, not handling. And did you ever consider the fact that the H1 is 100 feet wide? So the H1 can go anywhere. Anywhere that doesn't have trees...

  • @dbr712 The Hummer was never meant to be practical. You are being rational, buyers of Hummer vehicles are not. It's about how awesome the car is, not how practical the car actually is.

  • @thedmundfitz But it isn't awesome, it's complete fucking shit! Name on thing else than off-roading it is the best at. And off-roading isn't enough, as its far from the best at it.

  • @dbr712 I would pretty much agree with you, but I think the car is pretty awesome. Again, you're looking at the practical value of the car, while the people who buy it buy it because it is an awesome status symbol.

  • @thedmundfitz It's a status symbol that makes people think you have a 3 inch dick, which is probably true for most H1 owners.

  • @dbr712 That's very childish. You irritate me. I don't have an H1, but you still should stop being so stupid. Having a large, expensive vehicle doesn't exactly correlate with penis size.

  • @thedmundfitz It's not a "large, expensive vehicle", it's is a fucking light military vehicle.

  • @dbr712 No not this one this one is the civilian version. Ther only thing different is the seats and stuff.

  • @BittingerMovies My point excatly.

  • That is 1 hell of a HUMMER! :D

  • It still gets terrible gas mileage and is the slowest thing on earth but is still awesome

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  • Price tag? I am interested!

  • If this was mine id be such an asshole...

  • yeah drive a car that has 2 miles per gallon on the highway at $4.50 a gallon

  • @playstation4855 this has the duramax diesel engine. it gets way better fuel economy

  • you guys are car dealer?

  • That thing is beast!

    How much does one of thoes cost?

  • one of the best looking ars of all time.

  • Id love to go camping with this ! :D

  • would u suggest the hummer h1 for 16 year olds

  • everyone has forgot what gmc is capable of making

  • you don't need airbag in H1

  • @Vaseok555  why?

  • @HummerInvestmentsInc ROFL how's your hummerinvestments doing, ha ha ha.

  • What a ridiculous waste of metal and money no wonder they had to stop making the worthless pieces of shit.

  • THIS IS MY FREAKING DREAM CARR ughhh and I can't have it...

  • this will pull just about anything on the roads

  • i wonder what all those buttons do

    

  • Not really an extra cup holder at 10:00

  • Only BAD ASSES drive Hummer H1's. I strongly hope that I will be able to afford one some day. =')

  • was that a NAV system in there?

  • You are driving a airplane or a military Tank ...... thats nice ;)

  • manliest car ever

  • have you ever gotta it stuck, i know that is a stupid question, what why isnt it wider, that why I dont like the H2 or H3 cause there not wide like the Army H1s, whats the differents between your H1 and the Military, how much did you pay for this one

  • SO beast

  • I need this for the zombie apocalypse!

  • @sky253

    actually, in a zombie apocalypse, you need a Knight XV

  • This is my dream!!!!

  • 6 miles to galllllon

  • that amazes me ! wish they still made these

  • best truck ever made !

  • incredible  MACHINE

  • How many miles would it get per gallon?

  • @camalcigs96 around 4 on the older ones ik lol, but maybe around 7 on hte new ones

  • For a second i thought you were flying a 747

  • 10 mpg

  • 8 mpg

    

  • my dad has a ton of h1's and an alpha like that and it is always having problems

  • How much would one cost?

  • What kind of gas mileage does this beast get?

  • Is this still for sale?

  • AUTOMATIC!! NOOOO!!

  • @GHmad69 theres truely no point in a manual for this... if you dumped the clutch it would just burn it out and its a pain with things this big so really no point

  • the drivers seat looks like a cockpit.

  • hell yea

  • Can someone give me one ?????

  • ill Take two please. :-) Or better Yet one of these and a 5 Ton M939. :-) perhaps that would be very redneck of me to use an M939 as an everyday Driver but so what? i live on the east coast. during hurricane season ill be the one laughing. :-)

  • how much?

  • If you have an H1 and you need a luggage rack you seriously don't know how to pack!

  • Imagine the gas mileage!

  • @BDavisOutdoors put a programmer on it and get 20-22 mpg. so not bad. the programmer would pay for itself within 3 months if it is a daily driver

  • @BDavisOutdoors if you can afford an H1 hummer you don't worry about the Gas. :-)

  • omg. my dream car.

  • I like 06 H1 rather than ML63, x5m. Simple Powerful and Awesome!

  • I like 06 H1 rather than ML63, x5m.

  • when i saw this i was like tim taylor ARGH ARGH ARGH! :)

  • @akira2196 you mean tim allen?

  • @jaywolflover yeah but tim taylor's the stage name ;)

  • @akira2196 ok

  • i want this in black and yellow