10 Things to Say in Spanish Before Sex - 10Things.TV

[Assassins14]

were 2nd cousins hahahahahaha

[MrAle313]

stupid...

[sonsiris]

CORNY!!!!

[Oz11Key]

Bitch u sexy

[SuperMonkeygirl19]

Lame.

[WeedIsGood4Y0u]

Answer yes to all of them

[HeresRocko]

Number 8 is fucked up

[LordBaaleos]

I was hoping this video would tell me how to ask if they are 'open to Double Anal Penetration?' This video sucked

[trokeroelinquieto]

@LordBaaleos you say- por el culo y todo el jale- i think thats what i say youll know the answer right after your done

[anoniemouse81]

jajajajajjajaja

[3VANR1D3OUT]

8is stupid and for is uh.....

[dynastylove]

BoooOOO THIS VIDEO SUCKS 

[TonyZXT]

"we're 2nd cousins, so it's ok right?" I LMAO

[satsuki26]

LOL<3

[Herobmwbenz]

do we fuck with hooker ? we even don't know her name ? and need to ask for it ?

[Jack13SWC]

1. Kieres ke te lleve al cielo?

2. tienes proteccion? or tienes condones?

3. estan tus jefes en la casa? or estan tus papas en la casa?

4. Thats just plain wrong, Somos primos segundos pero esta bien, no?

5. Deja le cambio a la tele, esta el partido/juego

6. Necesito otra copa/bebida or kiero otra copa/bebida

7. vamos a practicar como hacer bebes chikita

8. ten pontela en la cabeza, or te verias muy bien con esta bolsa

9. cual es tu nombre otravez?

10. ya sabes, tenis grandez pito grande

[post13021]

i want to practice make baby´s with u !!

hahaha

alguien dice eso en español?

so funny...

[chikako8395]

what the fuck is up with numero 7?

[arghydoodles]

dices "jodo tu gatos"

[philliephil82]

this is the how not to get laid video in spanish

[superlolo3]

"Somos primos segundos... ¿asi que esta bien no?" jajajajajajaj

[Rumisonqqo]

Que weeena la Nº 9. El pata debe estar recontra arriola y ya se le rebalza el kuaker la flaquita recién le pregunta su nombre. Ése tip Nº9 debe ser para las regalonas :P

[Rumisonqqo]

Le faltó el típico comentario de la aspirina XD

[Rumisonqqo]

De dónde m... són estos "teachers" que más parece que fueran de la Academia de Locución del tío Shushazunegger XD.

[GreenPepperfever]

slow it down

[robbieclaridge]

Haha what the Feck is number 4 about??? when would u say that ever???

[shawnoso]

this is the most awkward thing que he visto.

[drifter130780]

Whot taught Spanish to the people in this channel? Most translations are really wrong.

[MSzflAcA809]

ur not funny, and ur spanish SUCKS bolsas haha :p

[mrpiki]

no. 8 made me fall off the chair.

[colombianmandy]

u suck at spanish and thats not sexy wtf

[ratakorn1409]

tragas o escupis te falto

[iGOTCHOPPERS1]

me gusta tus pies mamiiiii

[esausaurioz]

le falto:

¨si quieres mamar me acuesto¨

[killamanmom]

callate y bajate los panties seria algo excelente paara decir jaja

[scottycanes]

hilarious! "We're second cousins, so it's okay right?"

[1ofmanyamericans]

I love you!!!!!!

[daisygirlfoevr]

wtf?!! number 4's stupid...!

[kiralol101]

what the hell!! number 4 is stupid as helll! who would use that?

[Brave808Heart]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh your right that's unneeded in this case mate

[CHOLACHACAL]

Te faltó la pregunta más importante. ¿Quieres que te meta el pepino hasta el fondo del chochete?

XD

[P3rVaNoX3v3R]

le falto decir si me la chupa oh no me la chupa jajajajaa

[Rev3rendO]

pregunta basica!! hahaha y lo la dijo jaja k mierda jajaja

[oO8Miyuri8Oo]

la 2 me ha matado X'DDD la del nombre es pa gritarlo ne? y la ultima no la entiendo ._.U

[pinkberry50]

what the hell??? no.3??? cousins?? is that like a commun thing?

[PeterPiper00]

The whole thing is supposed to be 'tongue in cheek'. Doesn't anybody here understand satire?

[XxXGermanMartinMBXxX]

I usually was ready and I was German so i knew I was not Spanish and related to the girl, and I really never cared for the rest. I never stuck around long around long enough to want to make them my wife.

[rafarib]

OMG !!!

1st, nice smile, but u get a weird foot !!!

2nd, don´t try to teach them what u dont know !

3rd, u gave a lot of phrases that wont be never used !!!...if u say that, u won´t have a night of sex...im sure !

[shawn3j]

she can use number 7 on me!!! lmao

[rafarib]

lol...

[xiketbalzagues]

queria decir que ignoro que diran los estadounidenses para poder follar...

[xiketbalzagues]

ignoro que diran los estadounidenses despues de follar, pero si a una tia le dices cualquier perla de estas lo unico que va a pensar es que tienes una deficiencia mental profunda. Nunca aprendais castellano de esta mujer, jeje

[wagnum357]

Dude, that espanol was freakin epic! Me caes muy bien. Quieres chingar?

[ONENIGGER2ANOTHER]

How do you say : would you mind if my pet monkey joins us?

[kaisariani]

you know what they says about big shoes hahahaha.what is the name of the girl is so cute.

[MarcusLantz]

if you try to say that you won't fuck, jerk xD unless the girl does't know Spanish !!

[DanteVandal]

all you need to say is La Bamba!

[mohuk1]

i'll be done by then

[rosfffffffffffffffff]

she speaks so fast, fuck, i can't say these things befor sex,

[totitoFIN]

Babies?:D Bebés!

[sacoped08]

Come on... Before trying to teach spanish, try learning spanish..!

[xaviervan86]

yeah, you're hot, but your spanish sucks. =P

[XxmcrmyemoxX7868]

who in the bloody hell would say any of that shit before sex?

[paranoic1989]

this are sure NOT the words to use before sex

2nd cousins( SICK ), let me change the channel, another drink, babys???

"what is your name again and NO SEX for sure lol

but good to know about the condoms and parents lol

[MrNclasic]

horrible spanish.....don't try to teach if you don't know....

[runninlikehell]

"quiero practicar hacer babies contigo"... esta chica habla peor que schwarzenegger en ingles!... no se le entiende nada,esas "traducciones" son pesimas,para enseñar algo primero hay que saber,y evidentemente esta chica no sabe un choto hablar el español...asi que...(ah,no esperen a que traduzca esto que dije,ya que si entraron aca,se supone que algo de español deben saber,jeje)...

[sacoped08]

Jajajaja, como me gusta tu comentario! Excelente!

[BlackTnGurl]

@runninlikehell ayyy relax, that is the point, she knows they are bad as well as her accent! its a joke

[shebaliah]

can u stop saying humor me?!?!?!

its fucking annoying!!!

[speedjounetsu]

Ha ha , the more mistakes you make , the more excited I get . Go ahead

[penismightier1]

hahahahaha

[sabrina42091]

your creepy....

n ur foot is evn creepier...

ew

[Yanitube]

lmao, I know..

[MorenJoan]

LOL

¿Quieres ser miembro del mile high club?

¿Somos primos segundo"S"...Así que esta bien, no?

¿Quiero practicar "como" hacer babies contigo?

Wow, esta ¿bolsa? te quedaría muy bien.

Sabes lo que dicen sobre "los" zapatos grandes.

¿Cual es tu nombre, otra vez? (ridiculous)

The correct sentences is:

Puedes repetirme tu nombre.

You need to learn much Spanish.

[patohyde]

actually you could say Cual es tu nombre otra vez? thats totally fine, there is more than one way to say things. and actually that is the right translation for "whats ur name again?" so who needs to learn more spanish now! woot woot!

[tarvaca29]

u are so so stupid, no ves que lo hace muy bien y lo mas himportante es que como ella lo enseña esta bien , lo himportante es entender ,

[MorenJoan]

Ella no puede enseñar a los demas cuando ella misma no sabe lo suficiente.

I'm not stupid and himportante without "h".

Saludos.

[tarvaca29]

te dire algo , para los gringos hablar fluido el español le cuesta muchicimo , es para nosotros mas facil hablar ingles ,tu sabes el español tiene mucho dichos y cada pais tiene sus palabras que lo hacen sobresalir , ejem, en el espanol cada cosa tiene su nombre , y en el ingles abeces una palabra sicnifican muchas!!!

[jcarlosbello]

el español es el mejor, y no lo digo por q sea el mios, si no, porque hay mucha variedad como tu dices y en ingles no hay familia de palabras... (por ejemplo) ^^^

sin ofender a los que hablan ingles

[sarahm012409]

estoy de acuerdo jaja

[viderch]

wtf!!! you will never get laid if you say that in spanish. is better to say: you are so hot that means estas buenisima. hahaha

[RyanPiersing]

asombroso!

[Dreadwitch]

LOL!!!! most of those things sound sooooo creepy D=

[liamtohcomco]

sexy feet!!!!!!!!!!

[warnyca]

9. me recuerdas tu nombre

[mstrece]

A TI TE FOLLARIA DIEZ VECES!!!!!

[bubbaloo2222]

¿Qué clase de pregunta es la número 4?

Qué salidos están estos guiris, de todas formas está bastante buena la tía esta.

[franco2155]

antes de cojerme a una mina con estas palabras me pega una patada en el ojete, mejor te cojo a vos que sos medio boludita

[slugger714]

Quiero practicar making babies contigo.

[tonyalias1990]

very good girl!! im from spain xd estas tope de buena xD kiero rollo contigooh

[raidenx3x]

god i'd kick my girlfriend out my house if she says those bullshits...que tara que es esa mujer les apuesto con no debe tener nadie quien se la tire y por eso esta haciendo esots videitos de mierda..

[darrentorres]

Here's what I'd say to her: "Me encantaria chuparte los dedos de pie, y lamberte las plantas."

[FcukMeSexy]

were 2nd cousins so its ok right?

you kno what they say about big shoes..

whats your name again?

Lmfao... I love this chick and her foot.. but i wonder who on earth would use the 1st line... lol

[MsBlackEyeliner369]

hahaha were second cousins so its okay right?

[QBALL85]

Que horrible!!! lol, I'd sure like to give her a foot message though.

[Ultravelocidad6]

Quierou puracticar hacer babies contigou

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[mikkim11]

Are your panties easy to take off? = No andes con rodeos y mamame la verga :P

Try it. XP

[gabriel9107]

sexy girl

bad spanish

lol

[Sakeare]

a jajaja, le falta practicar el español, habla muy chitoso!

[kukoelyonki]

creo que estos videos crearian más problemas de los que quieren solucionar, por favor dejad de publicarlos en serio es penoso. Si los seguis poniendo ponerlos en la categoria de humor porque son cojonudos

[BdeBakan]

Muy buen trabajo preciosa.

[trallagorn]

Si vive con sus padres y quiere hacer bebés no me interesa jajaja (ha ha ha in english). I'm Spanish, What does mean Mile High Club?

Nice girl

Bad spanish

[ItaniuMatrix]

es cuando se haga el sexo en un avión. (en cualquier parte pero usualmente el baño del avión) sí? Mile high club = club mille alto.. aproximadamente - los aviones vuelan a decenas de kilómetros en altura

[cholo008]

omg ur spanish is really bad dude i cant understand what da fuck re u saying..

[lolcupcakes]

They're just using babelfish, totally wrong.

[kris2914]

cállate por favor!! i wouldnt even use these in english never mind spainsh...wot a joke

[JacoboNassar]

tu quieres chile en tu taco?

[zotzotzit]

ke estupideces!

[javiviii]

cuando sepas español podras enseñarlo....

[bandanabandit3]

so were second cousins its alright right hahahahahhaha

[KurdPRODUZENT]

A stupid tv :D

[samusd62]

"Quieres ser miembro del Mile High Club"???

Yo soy Estadounidense y no tengo ni idea de lo que quiere decir mile high club...

[ChibiWargy]

I'm sorry but the very most phrasses are nonsense. And I know what I say because I?m from Spain.

[nazareno94]

No es por insultar pero la frase 7 no la diría siquiera un subnormal, con todos mis perdones...

[nechillo]

de veras... que cosas tan tontas dice

[camerinobarron]

lol mile high club? lol.... esta no sabe nada quiero hacer babies? por lo menos que diga bebes

lol

[anonysaced]

preguntas que si quieres ser miembro del mile high club en españa y te miran más raro que a un mono vestido de payaso

[Kalipo25]

también se podría decir: "tienes unos ojos tan bonitos... que te comería to el coño"

no sabrá español, pero tiene un meneo la muchacha

[navenodriza]

hey, these are exactly the things that i say. Awesome

[talateo]

this is pathetic

[astaroth007ivan]

ohh well, I did understand everything she said in Spanish, even tho the "mile high club" part confused me, haha, and my god shee is sooo hott! quiero practicar a hacer bebess contigo, we dont say babies at all in spanish! and my shoe size is del patorcee mami, asi que cuando quieras nos damos unas patadas!

[rojillo18]

ésta tia dice cosas fuera de contexto...

[Spanguolle]

omg estas muy fea ..

[carteria]

esta no tiene ni puta idea ,claro que hay que reciclarla y que use esa lengua para algo útil...a mamarla

[adrianxu1990]

In spain we don´t know what´s the mile high club... xD

Please learn spanish before teaching..

[Deimosz]

LMAO this is hilarious!

Obviously she's joking....

Oh btw Spanish is my native language :D

[abigailsd]

I'm so surprised how many people can't tell it's a joke... and how upset it makes them... fascinating.

[mante28]

You don´t need words to pick me up girl! Would you like to take a ride upon this plessure machine Abigail?

[RamenAddict01]

haha "whats your name again?"

[hectorbl]

ja ja ja ja yeaaahhh¡¡¡

sabes lo que dicen de los zapatos grandes?

you knowed the say about big shoes?

traslation: big shoes = big cock

fun¡¡

your spanish is great¡¡¡¡¡¡

[ScandalizeMyName]

I'm pretty sure she's joking...

So if you fucktards could stop trying to correct her obviously wrong spanish it would be great. You're just making yourself look slow...not smart...like you think...

Why would anyone take it seriously enough to even correct it?......

Seriously though...

[abigailsd]

"pretty sure she's joking..."  hmmm, you think?

[noahbr2008]

haha i am so weak right now! thank you for making spa 101 fun!  oh, and foreigners...this was a joke. but you probably will need that paper bag!

[LornaCole]

¿"Está pasando el juego"? ¿"Quiero practicar hacer babies contigo"?

Fellas, you'll never have sex with spanish-speaking people if you follow these advices and their weird translation (and you can trust me on that, since I'm a spaniard girl).

Anyway, it's intention that matters, right?

[anticristomelomama]

1. me kieres mamar la verga or me kieres mamar el bicho ? eso se escucha mucho mejor........................

[chu5ta]

ehi ehi darle un poco de bola a la chica.

vaya panda de payasos que andan por aqui en youtube.

[NathPty]

Alguien que le de una clase de español por favor! If this is a joke is ok, if you are for real.... WTF!

[acifo]

haha this is spanglish i think? but whateva sells i guess

[diegiperu11]

haha this is STUPID!

[brek5]

A Yorchmiroko.. Una gringa que quiere coger mexicanos...callate y vete a coger carnal

[gastonyt]

This is the wackiest shit ever!!! AHAHAHAHAHA.

This should be like "Idiot things to say in Spanish before fucking"

[kaikayne]

LOL

[DelimarVera123]

Somos primos segundo..Asi que esta bein????? lol

[negative1985]

mmmmmmm nop, no funciona

[dmvmd]

mile high club = club del sexo en vuelo

[MauroEnding]

she probably mean :"primo en segundo grado" distant cousins

[Vespillo12]

ive never heard 'primos segundos' maybe she meant 'primos lejanos' (distant cousins)

[benjlm]

¿que es ten mile high?

[Yorchmiroku]

para de insultar el español!

Stop insulting spanish language!!!

[extremduke]

Absurd

[poncholeto321]

Frase uno :Porque no la chupai un ratito?

Frase dos :Somos hermanos pero no importa no?

Frase tres : Aahhh...

[Sukamiluka]

jajaja

k zorra cayate!!! y ala puta boca

si no sabes ablar te cayas!! xD

[mrios328]

wtf is up with the 2nd cousins shit? #7, hacer babies? babies in spanish is bebes dumb bitch. me la pelas puta.

[enerumu]

WTF! She is a bitch(Not her, the woman who actually say dose things). And what the bloody hell is the #4!!

[ZomgWowzersBlastoise]

eso lo que ella dijo

[Bixtorr]

Chupa chupa, que yo te aviso, esa frase si que es de verdad. ZORRA!

[Bixtorr]

Menuda puta mierda, si no sabes español, te callas la puta boca y te dejas de frases de mierda, jodidos anglohablantes, quien cojones dice esas frases en español??? Anda y que te jodan

[gidgetgoo37]

Everyone should ask #4. #7 and #9 are great, too. Do people really ask those questions?

[extremduke]

no.

[Lordjosi]

WHAT THE FU... Does anybody say "let me change the channel..." before fucking??

[iisaDOTbella69]

¡tengo gusto del número siete!

[extremduke]

your spanish is retard. Sorry, but "I like no. 7" isn't "tengo gusto del número siete" With that phrase you means literally that you are licking, sucking or eating an object with the form of a 7.

[MarcusJvdM]

hahahahaha

are your parents home?

and the cousin thing...

hahahahahahahahahaha

[laprock]

How about; chupame mi pito o' te rompo tu verga asta que sangres !?

[Opertuso]

Y si mis papis estan en casa, te rompo el culo igual colorada!!!.

A tip sapinsh, latinos, etc. guys don't wait, after you say a few words, your ass is owned

[tenofcilantro]

ok class repeat with me...if you are a man tell this to a girl (or a dude i dont discrimined)..

mama el huevo, mamaaa eeel huevooo!!

[oxMelxo]

el juego? i thought it was "el partido".

[DennyStudios]

i like number nine the most. Rotflmao

[dysfunctionalthug]

and how about : benga, callate, y chupame. this sentense resume every little blablabla

[samthejuggalo509]

LoL i saw this and laughed my ass off, it's so obvious its a joke, but i get a good feeling many people try it lol

[gongxia649]

esta maso nomas esta huevona.

[25com36per]

LOL WUT?