You Can't Do That On Television - Divorce 3 (of 3)

[h193013]

the episode should have ended like this

Ross- The producer's wife has given back her half of the show.

Christine- Why?

Ross- She saw it.

[campbellka]

"Lisa's too upset about the divorce."

"I'm sorry, I didn't know you were getting a divorce."

"Oh, it's not me. It's Sue Ellen who is divorcing JR on "Dallas."

Classic!

[Nikirdh24]

Thank you so much for the great uploads ;)

[5star555555555]

Those are the best locker jokes from all the episodes I've seen.

[lakebay972]

This show was so politically incorrect it could never air today.

[ajlee35]

HA HA now THAT is a risky locker joke.  i can't believe that they implied the word "bastard" on a kid's show. you know that's what they meant

[powbiffbang]

Please release these on DVD. I copy DVDs religiously, but will buy the actual sets if these are ever released.

[HawkfanMom1981]

They need to have a channel with all the old nick shows from the 80s. The 80s were the best. TV was worth watching back then unlike now. You're better off buying DVDs and watching your own movies nowadays. Anyone know if these episodes are on Blue ray DVDs?

[KaristaSwiss]

53 is a classic WAIT A MINUTE :o

[ultimatemegadeath]

I'll Keep Lisa! >;D

[NJburbsSeeker]

Les Lye RIP played every adult, and always made me laugh.

[lenankev]

This show was awesome!It help take the anxiety of divorce and made it funny!I only wish that they would release it in a dvd set! I would love for my children to watch it!

[IVoNzIpPeRI]

they sould bring back these episodes on nick.....

[pyrogyra72]

@IVoNzIpPeRI If they did, they'd edit it to death. I say re run these shows on Comedy central. (complete and Uncut!)

[ultimatemegadeath]

@pyrogyra72 , dude, fuck that! bring em out on BLU RAY! the entire series!

[DXFan1269]

@IVoNzIpPeRI only 3 episodes are known to exist =(

[matthew3alex]

I love the part when Lisa got slimed with half a slime.

[only257]

great show thanks for uploading this episode bringing back memories, man has nick gone dumb down with true jackson vp that show is stupid and pointless!

[TohellwithHSM]

@only257 Not to mention iCarly or spongebob.

[only257]

icarly and spongebob i love those shows those shows are good expect for true jackson vp that show is totally stupid

[CherryGanz]

I'm 30 and I still laugh anytime someone says "water".

[cowtippingrocks]

Whats that picture of on 6:12 in the background..

[jscott8325]

Its Snoopy in a sombrero, leaning against a cactus!

[kljMN2]

Ross: I'm going to give her a piece of my mind!

Moose: Sure you can spare it?

LOL

[landcommander1981]

Its not as controversial as current shows, such as South Park, certain episodies of King of the Hill, Family Guy and American Dad.

[krklafej]

@landcommander1981 yeah but this is a kid show

[Hebber23]

fuck i love the execution parts, haha

what made them get slimed again?

[unclefestus]

ummm I don't know. ACK! *tries to dodge the slime*

[DeleteThisMF]

I love how you truely couldn't do this on television now. One of the greatest shows of all time.

[NazTb0y]

well, South Park and Family Guy have done a lot that's similar. You are right, however, that you truly couldn't do this on Nickelodeon anymore. I seriously hate Nick. It got it's balls ripped off and became so goddamn sanitized.

[laurenmargaux]

i agree.. they are very controversial shows - however, using kids in skits that are controversial is something you really couldn't do on television :)

[NazTb0y]

you've got a point there, but you should check out the Pokemon episode in Season 3 of south park. The spoof Alabama Man commercial uses kid actors who do and say things that are at least as controversial as anything that took place on this show. The Christmas episode in Season 1 has another spoof commercial that uses kids for a Mr. Hanky doll, which is quite risque.

[laurenmargaux]

and in turn, i see your point, but also south park does not have a child-dominated cast on a regular basis.

[DeleteThisMF]

Well yea, of course THOSE shows push the envelope, but I mean kids shows on like you said pussified Nick. This stuff is racy in todays kid show standards

[wolfen26]

HAHA! This was great TV back in the day. Golden stuff that would never see the airwaves to this day since it is not considered 'P.C.'

[solesirching73]

Best part is 1:25 to 1:37 - Marjorie ALMOST called Alasdair a "bastard" ("DON'T SAY IT!) LOL

[midgetgirl5]

love the locker jokes

[namk19]

one of the three reasons this show is awesome

[SurvivorPaul16]

While this show to many seemed like a stupid child's show to many. To me, it was a work of art! I used to reenact some of the dialogue with my friends at school on Monday mornings from the preceding Saturday morning. I even used to try to make the green slime with lime juice, cookie dough & Jello powder. Why did they call Christine "Moose" anyway?

[JMMPR24]

I don't know. *gets slimed*

[SuaveGemini]

Moose was her real life child nickname cause she was ironically small for mer age. At least thats's what the Slime TV website and interviews said.

[ycdtotv17]

0:17 water 5:09 half slime

[razorella]

Thanks so much for uploading these eps. You bought back a lot of awesome memories.:))

[LawrenceErnie]

SLIME!!

[Mysterycat74]

She couldn't just take her Duran Duran posters with her?

[emeraldsword666]

i vote to replace any reality show on any network with reruns of this show.....

[zeke291978]

Yes this show was great. I miss seeing it.

[luvlac64]

These locker scenes are soooo funny.

[djlamar2]

ha ha ha i remember this show.

[tincity1]

this show was awesome when i was a kid.. kids nowadays need more shows like these

[X23109]

I found the Big Bird Celebrity Roast at Barf Burgers quite tastefully done. Barf wheels Big Bird in fully cooked. "Too late for autographs." :)

[callmemarc]

Wow I loved this show when I was a kid.

[mcog2006]

Who do you think's in the burger?

D'Iiiieee heard that!

That line's golden.

[gsnman]

You're right. Hilarious stuff from Barfy!

[Brytize1982]

this would never EVER air on nickelodeon nowadays. it's all mushy gushy PC stuff now.

[YCDTOYT]

But you can always find it on youtube : )

[vickismom97]

Wait a minute wait a minute! Stop the execution!

[FLPman]

nowadays... i don't even think this would make it

[brfts2001]

it's definately risque in this day of age.

[smokefreak2006]

Damm silly Canadians.  Lmao. I loved this show as a kid.

[dorain1]

No, this episode wasn't banned. The poster was mistaken. It played during reruns. It was just pre-empted in it's first run.

[MoratheImpaler]

Hmm! Raw whole scallions!

[Willperth]

loved this show my mum told me off all the time for watching it

[deesyphrr]

There's no way the "Fireing Squad" skits would get on the air nowadays.

[landrykkb]

@deesyphrr My mother is the touchiest woman in the world,but she never said boo about us watching this.I never thought of the Firing Squads skits as inappropriate at the time,but this show sure was cutting edge for the 80's.

[YCDTOYT]

Yet an other fine episode of YCDTOTV.