Toilet Talk- "You want me to pee where?"

[devildude991]

im gonna puke

[missdivinestalls]

You will give it a shot. HAHA!!

[twister7boy]

sorry you were sick again. yep 3 weeks for me now starting tomarow. hay i always call a friend when im on the can what else is there to do. once i went to the doctors and i was on time and had to go bad. after waiting 50 minutes i used the bathroom. wouldnt you know it. i came out and they were calling my name to pee in a cup. hello. like da.

[juggzlette]

i hate peeing in the cup. it pisses me off.

i even yelled at the doctor one time

[monk95819]

Frankly, I don't know why either. Kinda cute though, I guess. She reminds me of a young Woody Allen (yes, that's a compliment!)

[cjh6793]

"Now I'm a failure, because I couldn't pee in the cup."

[poopslingingmonkey]

Wouldn't it be nice if maybe they told you ahead of time when you made the appointment that you'd have to pee in a cup? That way you can top up on coffee that morning...

[christina0117]

Somone needs to make a toilet contraption thing where you can just go sit on the toilet as usual and pee and the pee will filter directly into a cup on the other side of the wall where the nurse is....no mess to worry about

[leslynicole]

when i was little i actually got to the point where every time i got in the building of my doctor's office i had to pee! i hate peeing in cups!

[jernov]

"my cam has ADD too, jeez" hahaha

[TheRealMojoMan]

I love the background music that you selected for this video.

[saibooba]

one time I went in for something and they told me to pee in a cup(Im a guy)but I had just peed b4 leaving my house...soo unfair*hug*

[MrsSmicks]

I hate peeing in cups. They should give you an effing funnel and be done with it.

[2redheads]

all I have to say is WUSS!!!!

2reds

[galaxyboys]

Thats a cigarette cough!

[CaptainMcObvious]

NutCheese ... lowering the standards for everyone :-p

but seriously hope you feel better soon Kel x

[ZeeJen]

LMAO

great video!!

[cooder70]

U got A F @ P

[SlowWaters]

monday...drink lots of water like an hour before your appt....works everytime.

[mareanded]

sorry you're sick Kellie, feel better

[claushah]

Thanks for sharing!

[Deboka]

I hate pissing in those damn cups!!! I feel your pain sweetie.

[TUBEGRANNY]

Licks Nutcheese's Butt Plug!

TUBRGRANNY

[msyankee2u]

when ya missed the cup did ya pee on ur hand? Get ta feelin better soon woman

[Lisalynn38]

Hope you feel better soon. Heres a trick its kinda sick, but I think you might like it. I have to do that with some of my teen parents and we tell them to hold a piece of toilet paper "there" just until you start going pee.lmao True story it works everytime. I wonder how many girls (women) are going to try this.

[8Badger8]

at least you got a cup. i went for a physical for my new job the other day, and they gave me this little plastic vial! and to top it all off i go in the bathroom and i can still clearly hear people talking and kids screaming. Yeah, real positive environment to go for a slash when you just KNOW they can hear everything...

[cascadian88]

Nut Cheese is pregnant?

[gouliegirl187]

I hope you feel better soon!! I had to pee in a cup one time. I hope I never have to do it again. It is Hard!!!! Good luck NutCheese! Take care of your cold. It's too late to take Airborne I think but zinc and vit C might help.  peace-

[elizard]

Practice. practice and more practice! Just don't lick your fingers afterwards!

[Furnifur]

I've watched two people in a row who have the beginnings of a cold...I have one as well that just started kicking my ass. Airborne only works if you get it at the start but I say screw just drink alcohol.

[samsarajade]

Aww, hope you feel better soon. When I've been pregnant they expect you to pee in cups and tubes all the damn time. It's humiliating and impractical and generally messy! (that's when you can even manage to get anything out!)

[MarkDayComedy]

I *completely fabricated* my "pee diary" for my urologist. He catheterized me anyway and it sucked beyond belief... Just thought I'd share.

[railfunny]

When I went to the hospital as a kid for bronchitis, I saw a sign in the bathroom on how to collect a clean urine sample. It didn't say it was just for women, but obviously it was. When I came out of the bathroom, I asked my parents what a "labia major" was. They argued about who had to tell me, and my mom kept giggling as my dad tried to explain it while keeping a straight face. I was pretty grossed out once I was told what it was.

[JewelAngel]

Get better honey

[Sanclestia]

I understand the whole "shy bladder" thing...sometimes it help it you turn on the water faucet so you don't hear them talking. And them not addressing you being sick is crap, that Airborne stuff dosen't work for everyone, I'd go to someone else. Good luck peeing next time, only don't miss! lmao!

[Laurajpz]

Can I bring you a nice hot cup of tea? Oh... wait... it would probably get cold on the plane trip from Ohio. Hope you feel better.

[Xpeanut360]

Poor nutcheese! You look miserable and sick. Or as my charming mother would say, you look like a boiled shite. *hugs*

[egonc]

Piss on it! lol

[tripplehelix]

Why didn't you take the cup home with you?

[OnlyBlackManOnUTube]

why did you want to lick it clean, you sick little fuck you!

[tripplehelix]

Yes actually nigga.

[ItalianStallionette]

Next time, I will go with you. You can pretend I'm not there....and when you start going tinkle, I will run in the bathroom, put the cup between you legs, and catch you urine! How's that sound???? I like it.

[OnlyBlackManOnUTube]

Sounds like you thought this out way too much!! I like you, you are one sick puppy!!

[GoodMichaelChristian]

stop scaring the internets

[njm57]

Tuck yourself up in bed with a good book and get better soon.

[RiverBirch1967]

Such is the pleasure of being able to take out a hearing aid and have no public restroom worries. And as long as we are discussing personal issues, at least men don't have to worry about scheduling any certain times of the month to not pee in a cup. Or maybe they do and i dont' know about it.

[kleinevos]

Those little cups are so impractical. Drives me nuts!

[NutCheese]

Did they ever offer to hold it for you? That would be peachy :D

[cmarb]

haha totally my life right there, I went to the hospitol because my arthritis was swelling so bad that it felt like it was going to pop. the doctor told me I ate too much salt? I told him uh I dont eat salt sir. Then he looked at me like a liar and left.

[NutCheese]

Did you kick his ass?

[cmarb]

no lol I went home.

[katalina2007]

I hope you feel better, Kelley! Bad cough!

[NutCheese]

chunky

[marquisdejolie]

One condition of living in a homeless veterans shelter is that once a month we had to pee in a cup with an angry PTSD veteran in the room watching.

[NutCheese]

I used to have to go in with people while they did drug tests.  I hated it. My boss said I had to watch it come out of their body. I told him to piss off. I refused to do tests after that. He was a total douche bag.

[blumac81]

I hear ya, I have a shy bladder too

[OnlyBlackManOnUTube]

who cares? STFU!

[NutCheese]

you are just used to it from all the drug test you have to take being on probation... stalker :P

[ironfisteagleclaw]

I hate having to pee in the cup! Hope you feel better soon!

 Peace, IronFistEagleClaw

[NutCheese]

do you know people that like it?

[ironfisteagleclaw]

You know I do! I am sick like that! j/k  Peace, IronFistEagleClaw

[mochan42]

Yes you are a trained monkey, now go pee!! ;)

[NutCheese]

A poorly trained monkey

[alphaba2]

I had to do that for a job once, and the lady stood there and watched. Talk about pee shy. I got a back spasm from trying.

[NutCheese]

They were doing it for my health... not looking for drugs :P

[insidethemusicbox11]

...and didn't even offer you a drink? usually after my first failed attempt the doctor will hand me a huge pitcher of water so that i can try later :)

i'm sick too :( it sucks

[NutCheese]

I was sick and in a pissy mood... they didn't bother after I told them I quit.

[ACTORDAVIDTRAN]

Ha! Typical bladders... so fickle.

[NutCheese]

I wish it would quit being fickle so I could tinkle... aww damn... if you used finkle it would have sounded much better.

[trashywilma]

you know what i hate about pissing in a cup? when the pee misses the cop and runs down your hand and then you're forced to hand over your pee with a wet hand.

anyway, i always go for pee tests with an extremely full bladder or a condom filled with somebody else's fresh pee. ;)

[NutCheese]

You know they have a sink in the bathroom for a reason.

[billybigun64]

Get better, and I lub the toilet series!

[NutCheese]

I should call it Toilet Talk.

[Nicolslaw]

you failure. haha. but gosh you sound sick. i hope you feel better nutcheese!

<3 nicole

[NutCheese]

I dont feel good at all... getting even worse.

[coloursepia]

on Monday before you leave call the doctor's office and ask if you can bring a friend instead, see what they say.

[NutCheese]

I will try that.

[thecrazynick]

whos the nut?

[NutCheese]

whos the cheese?

[musosf]

mmm...two great tastes that taste great together. :)

[asher1112]

Drink a few beers before you go to pee in the cup. Afer a few beers your bladder won't be shy.Hopefully the beer will not screw the test up lol. I hope you feel better soon Kelly

[NutCheese]

I am allergic to alcohol... I break out in hand cuffs :P

[Laurajpz]

Love that response!

[dalisdolly]

Peeing in a cup sucks. Make sure to drink a lot of water right before you go in, on monday (you can drink water for this type of fasting, right? hope so!). Feel better soon!

[NutCheese]

I didn't ask... but I am planning on drinking a lot.

[rextangle]

Is this your new filming location? I love it, it's cozy!

I can never pee in the damn cup either!

Drink a shiload of water before you go, that's what I do now... 5 stars!

[NutCheese]

I wish I had a penis... just for peeing. I would get too many peeing in public tickets if I had one.

[lillydreams]

lol, hope you feel better soon.

[NutCheese]

thanks :)

[Haley101]

Kelley, I understand about the shy bladder. In high school we had to do random drug tests, and once I waited in the office for four hours! I was finally able to complete the test. lol

Feel Better!

[NutCheese]

I used to have to give people pee tests for my job... I refuse to ever do that again.

[angel1895]

aw kelley...

youre great!!!

[NutCheese]

aww shucks

[dunlapgal]

I sure hope you feel better soon. Sounds like the bronchitis I get every year except I developed pnuemonia twice this past year so do get it taken care of. Too bad you can't take the cup home!

[NutCheese]

I went there for a pre-scheduled physical... he didn't even bother to listen to my cough

[dunlapgal]

Dr.'s are buttcheese, aren't they? ;p

[wpgpeanut]

I am so glad i am not the only one that has read those instructions... lol

[NutCheese]

There were to many... I should ask the nurse to come in the bathroom and read them to me.

[sarrycrey]

Gavin said (the youngest boyo)to tell you,"you are crazy and funny... like my Mom"

(I do not know if you will see that as a compliment hehehee)

Sarry and Gavin

[NutCheese]

Oh my... thanks Gavin

[OnlyBlackManOnUTube]

Gavin will drop out of high school one day and travel to San Francisco seeking guidance from the wise and witty nutcheese he met on stickam. See what a horrible mother you are sarrycrey, why?  Would you take him to a porn theater??

[sarrycrey]

now what am I going to do bout you?!! bite your tongue on the drop out of school..over my dead body!!!AFTER school he can do that.. i love ya though!!!

Sarry

[OnlyBlackManOnUTube]

just kidding sarry, you seem like a great Mom, and he seems like a nice young boy who will stay in school and never disappoint his mom!

[boopsie18]

haha... poor nutcheese. Man i hate peeing in a cup... well not so much peeing in a cup, but coming out of the bathroom with a yellow, urine filled container thats WARM and handing it over to somone. Thats just NOT cool

[NutCheese]

I enjoy the part where I get to had it to them :)

[eyemsoemo]

sorry you're feeling bad-- hope you get better soonly! you crack me up though! :)

[NutCheese]

glad my pain makes you laugh :P

[Sequoya]

I hope you feel better Kelley. :~)

[NutCheese]

thanks :)

[JustDifferent202]

Hope you feel better soon!

[NutCheese]

Me too... thanks :D

[MuggleSam]

Think of the bright side. You might be over your cold by Monday and don't have to pee anywhere.

[NutCheese]

The thing is that I always have to pee... but not on demand.

[Gsuslovesme]

Aww priceless video. At the end you look like a sad little smurf. (not the very end where you're complainingabout your camera, and your lack of monkeyness). Miss seeing ya' on stickam Kelley. Talk to you later! :P

[NutCheese]

Look me up when you are 18... then you are welcome to join my room :P

[tdg143]

Oh my poor nut!

[NutCheese]

I know... poor me :(

[robles004]

its okay..not all of us can be good peers

[NutCheese]

peer pressure

[kuschelfraktion]

add camera... ^^

[Zipster08]

You are SO SEXY!!!

[NutCheese]

I always look sexy on the toilet