How To Pick Up Girls

[Jakethesnake481]

It's weird how a book can get u laid

[xSilentRush]

Oh my god.

You sound so different.

[lukastheepic]

My pick up line is "Do you want me to penetrate you?"

[Metaknight251]

Since u said this, I actually went out to the store and bought the deathly hollows.

[jonathan69320]

try this pickup line. Hi my names (insert name here)youl be screaminig it later.

[kamranbek]

1:27 = epic ass kill ...

[iUnd3rkill27]

my pick up line is "does this smell like chloroform to you?"

[ThorneHD]

my friend just graduated of fat camp

[lesterknome]

David you are officially my new favorite commutator.

[AyoPolk]

@DavidBrownTV after talking to a girl face to face after I get her number should I text her a lot or very rarely so tht like she looks forward to talking to me and doesn't get bored and also so we have something to talk about?

[jandlrockursocks]

click 5...loving the laugh ;) ahehe

[NinjaFox1CA]

I'm a new subscriber, and idk what's going on but the voice of the commentator sounds different in like every video.

[MLGhax]

JUST BRING A BOOK WITH 50000000 PAGES AND PRETENT TO READ IT AT THE BAR!

[NaturalBornKillahs]

@MLGhax yea but u gotta kno wut ur pretending 2 b reading cuz shell ask n ull jus look like a dumbass

[victorsanchez71]

so harry potter will get me pussy?... to the book store ASAFP!!!!

[littlejr555]

Read all but HBP and OotP

[CoRoFwAr]

I haven't read the books OR watched any of the movies...I'm not getting laid any time soon..fuck..

[Rambofan8]

" Go read some Harry Potter. It will get you laid " i LOL'd

[watthefrack02]

I love arrested development and watched the whole series earlier this year

[ConnorSaysHi]

Better yet, take a Harry Potter book to a club and sit in an armchair and read it aloud. If you don't get laid before you finish the title, then you accidently brought Twilight.

[CoRoFwAr]

@ConnorSaysHi how does this comment not have more thumbs up? legend

[ConnorSaysHi]

@CoRoFwAr Haha cheers, I had to actually come here to see what I wrote when I saw your reply. My memory is great.

[noscopepro24]

Mine is

My dick just died can i baried in u?

[1legendary7]

Fuck now i need to read books lol

[ProdigyAc]

my pick up line is my dick

[dalongbong]

"Go read some fucking Harry Potter, it will get you laid"

Best conclusion, to a video, ever

[sumatsu1]

Got any tips for getting a girl in school? :P

[BushidoBrownX]

This seems to me like advice on how to end up in the friend zone... How many girls did u actually have sex with using this strategy? How long did it take u? Girls like assertive dominate men. If u try to find too much common ground with a girl shes just gonna look at u as a friend... not as a person she wants to sleep with or have a relationship with.

[Evlkirk1312ismyBitch]

@BushidoBrownX Ask your father...im sure u both tried to hook up without knowing, lmao

[superjake360]

Usually ... when i meet some one i play 21 questions, You find out what intrest and if you have similar responses to her thoughts she "Connects" with you and etc. even if you don't like the girl, You never know what her friend's so that's how i do it xD

[LegendaryGod13]

lolz go read some fucking harry potter it will get u laid,funny shit.

my saying is 2 a girl all these other girls aint got nothing and ur stuntin,or ur so hot u can melt buildings,trust me guys these work but u gotta have that cute thing goin on and i do and hell i got 3 girls just by saying these but at diff times

[mrguitarman151]

wtf does harry potter have to do with picking up girls hahaha i just love how u said that lol

[Zypnick]

this is an intriguing chanel

[chkoo]

genius



[cod45mw2]

My pickup Line: Hey Babey! Wanna Smell My Chlorophorm Rod?

[dyingromeo]

dumbledore is gay and as a gay wizard he had lots of gay sex with men, harry potter has a lot of homoerotic themes, the wand is like an erect penis, and harry potter riding on a broom stick is like he's riding a dick, and lets not forget dumbeldore is actually gay and has had anal sex many times

[True1spec]

lol you just pursuaded me to go buy the series.

[TheLongboarder69]

Harry potter has everything to do with picking up chicks

[206rigo]

i miss the old DAVID BROWN.....

[bottoms2117]

My girlfriend has me hooked to arrested development!

[TheCranimal]

say i went to a club i whip out my cholophorm rag then my dick. BIG WIN TIME

[mateo8620]

This didn't help I have nothing in common with anyone I know

[supasai11]

@DavidBrownTV do you play zombies?

[Purp1eMonkey]

3 words to get a girl: I LOVE YOU

3 words to get a guy: I PLAY COD

[crazyphil5]

so wait when do i whip my dick out

[DavidBrownTV]

@crazyphil5 use protection. haha

[JaySwagg89]

@DavidBrownTV i have a question what happen if ur like butt ass ugly like super duper ugly like sam cassell ugly what can u do

[Benkofske]

@crazyphil5 now



[crazyphil5]

gay

[eagleduzt]

This is CoD... it kind of negates itself talking about getting girls. xD

[redcomic619]

Good tips, but I'm a little sceptical. The chicks I know are pretty stupid and would fall for the dude with the corny ass pickup lines.

[thekiwikid1]

drunk david brown were are you !

[ChiaChai26]

"they work on any girl with a shred of intelligence.. on the other hand...... ON THE OTHER HAND"

how many hands do you have dave?

[ash3rr]

arrested development is shit

[MrBubba547]

the last guy was in my sight of vision and i send him a shot right into the heart. *guy flips his hair and tilts his head all while looking up into the sky from a window. and thats how i won i cod match. no..big..deal

[MrBubba547]

BEST PICK UP LINE: so i was playing cod black ops by myself it was search and destroy in the last round, tied up 3-3 and i was last alive (says dramatically). i was walking around the map when all a sudden.... BAM BAM. *girl gasps* i got a headshot. but that wasnt the last of it. i ran up to the top floor where 2 guys were teabagging eachother. i pulled of the shotgun and..BOOM BOOM. *girl is amazed* that was the last of them.

[senorseis66]

dude thats perfect... I've read those books so many times.

[NikkiKrieg]

I'm a girl and this guy knows what he's talking about... a guy told me he read Harry Potter and yeah, he ended up getting laid.

[jonahnewf]

sick grammar bro



[DecsyWest]

It's funny, I'm with my girlfriend atm and she hates Harry Potter. Imagine if I'd tried to use this advice on her :p great vid though man!

[xxG4M3ROCKRxx]

Is it ok to tell a chick that your favourite series is Twilight?

[jangau]

@xxG4M3ROCKRxx yeah if she likes it..

[xxG4M3ROCKRxx]

@xxG4M3ROCKRxx It was a joke. I would never read Twilight! LMAO

[icyyicee]

I love how you can connect watching harry potter and getting laid in the end!~

[Bonerific0]

wtf canada must be a hard place to get laid, i've never read a book and get laid without mentioning any books lol

[woowcoolio]

@Bonerific0 Thats why your watching a video named how to pick up girls, and cool name dude

[Bonerific0]

@woowcoolio actually i'm subscribed to this dude and enjoy his drinking/stories videos..thats why, and thanks

[Mrez95]

Where is the Ak 47?

[wtfismycar]

the way you talk makes it sound like you have no clue about what your talking

about talking talk what about your talking sound like you way.

[starlmo]

I'm black and I live in an all white town so I just say " you wanna find out if it's true?"

[Soyneil]

@starlmo And then I bet the girl slaps you across the face for being an cocky - pun intended - retard =)

[ddashawn1993]

Reading books so helps you get girls i've read so many books so anytime aa girl starts talking about it and they need help wit something to dill with that book i come in and instant ownage heck i read the twilight seiries and girls love me and they know im not gay so some thing works and that im really nice and they think i have the best personality i've been told

[timonandpumbaa12]

Harry Potter=getting laid

^now thats some math that finally makes sense

[boxersanthem]

bro...just buy bottles or dj at a club to get girls....

[g2g144]

is it just me or does your voice sound higher than before....

[Andrew33824]

YOU ARE GOD :)

[HanWee]

dont sound like david brown..

[Hsing615]

so to rap it all up, "go read some fuckin harry potter", "it will get you laid"

LOL

[pepporoninips]

I had a nerdgasm to skyrim. Does that count as good nerdieness?

[MrTerryMasters]

For girls that i use! LOL David you crack me up

[iamsopoor9]

Worst thing is that women buy this simple shit up. Bitches are so fucking stupid.

[LucekPL1010101]

4:56 and 5:20 Rocky Balboa :)

[elco9791]

@BKBawler na they'll just think your gay

[XxDjxPwNaGexX]

I gave that bitch a conversation, bitches love conversations.

[Convelt]

Subsribed, found your channel because of the dual commentary with IAmTheAttack. :)

[zChuback]

david- I dont know if I should be ashamed to say this, but that would definitely work on me!

[1airplane21]

how would you even have a conversation about harry potter?

[zChuback]

hell yes- arrested development ..shouldn't have been canceled 

[LiKeMyScoPE]

hahahaha thats sooo funny, ok well the first thing you do when you meet a girl at a club is lie and tell her your there for something else lol

[lmcanusftw]

best series of all time <3

[zippyj34]

literally watched arrested development right before watching this.........destiny

[DavidBrownTV]

@zippyj34 I might go watch some now. haha

[senorseis66]

@DavidBrownTV BEST. SHOW. EVER.

[prodigyJavy61904]

@DavidBrownTV haha most girls in the club go for fun,drinking and guys...they dont wanna talka bout school they actually wanna get away from that thats why shes at the club. thery wanna get drunk,dance, then if ur a player go in for the kill dance,and spit game..

[therock435]

Did this, landed in the "friend zone"

[200odd300]

good story + giving tips along the way = amazing

[ZebraBear88]

this video = common sense

[ryderjustin]

What if you know the girl

[SANDLINx]

bro, i love how you dont take long to upload videos. its sexy. no homo...

[Timetotakethisdown]

You should do a video for the girls....Please.

[wwwilikepie]

lol



[snipe775]

hi

[AnotherBrownKid]

I've read Harry potter, but I haven't gotten any chicks! In fact, I've read all 7!

[SpartaWithLove]

lol, pick up lines don't work, but this one is my fave....

-Most people call me Josh, but you can call me tonight ;)

[flamesV1]

Pick up lines feel shitty to say and are cheesy, why people bother with them? Even if you have a kinda weird hobby, always be truthful about your interest and stuff is the best way to go. 

[yellowscorpion100]

GOOD TIPS MAN!! I READ LIKE 3 HARRY POTTER BOOKS ALREADY!!!! jk

[Shirayuki619xYuuki]

It's no wonder I subscribed

[TheRoflmfaoz]

What the hell do I do If I play Cod all day but have a six pack for a 14 year old and can't go into a bar? and don't read effing books?

[DavidBrownTV]

@TheRoflmfaoz Girls seem to enjoy playing cod: zombies. You could give that a go.

[TheRoflmfaoz]

@DavidBrownTV Well Im good at zombies? got to round 41 solo on kino by myself :O

Gonna go try it out! It's summer w00!

[Dexatron101]

@DavidBrownTV my mrs loves it! :D

[kill3rfurby]

@DavidBrownTV Hey, what advice would you give to a paranoid nerdy junior in high school who can hold a perfectly normal (and intelligent) conversation with a girl, but cant do jack shit when it comes to asking them out? I generally find common interests with everyone I talk to (no, not all at once), but I've always been shy and an introvert. Hell, I haven't even had a first kiss, or anything like that for that matter. Never even touched a girl I wasn't friends with.

[bfmvfan29]

@DavidBrownTV also halo 3 social slayer

[Nickman462]

omg I love Arrested Development!! It definately is the best show to ever air. It sucks that it was canceled... worst decision ever by the network.

[DavidBrownTV]

@Nickman462 Luckily a feature film is already in the works! 

[chineseboy3281]

i fucking love this series haha this shit keep me entertain

thks man

[MrTrinitygod]

the first thing i did after watching this vid was order a harry poter book on ebay

[mattygdawg17]

thumbs up if you're going to get your harry potter pickup lines going this weekend

[kaynify]

funny as hell david, but id rather just be myself

[DavidBrownTV]

@kaynify Exactly, you just need to find things you enjoy that you can easily relate with a girl. For me it's Harry Potter for others it could be ____________. ( insert anything )

[polmeh]

70-30 is not 8:1 o.O

[ChocolateNuggetz]

Talking about how to pick up girls, like if they were objects? All you think is about sex? Don't forget girls are humans too... Unsubbed sorry!

[FruitBootinFTW]

@ChocolateNuggetz girls go to clubs to try to pick up guys too, dont act like u never think about sex.

[t3hinterwebz]

@ChocolateNuggetz lawl lawl lawl troll gtfo, guys think girls are objects if you don't understand that then you are obviously under 16.

[123devyn]

I have actually read all of them and can't wait to see part 2 of the deathly hallows July 15th but lmao if some guys goes up to a girl and tries the Harry potter Thing on her and she's read them and she starts talking about the book with him and he absolutly knows nothing! Disaster lol. Nice vids btw love them keep up the hard work!

[DavidBrownTV]

@123devyn Yeah, you have to have read the book to be able to use this. Buuuuuut, the main thing to learn is to find something she enjoys so you can talk about it. Once two people start talking about something they both really like, you stop worrying about so many little things and just exude confidence, because it's something you're confident talking about.

[DavidBrownTV]

@kaxtar1This video was basically to say if you want to pick up a girl, you should be comfortable and confident with yourself and be able to hold onto a good conversation.

[dirtbikemike204]

THUMBS UP if you came from IAmTheAttack and you subscribed!

[DavidBrownTV]

@UndefineDestiny You'll be able to teach your friends. :P

[NpopGG]

Say "sorry" next episode, I love when you folks say it. :)

[HaloFan111100]

transcibe this for a funny edit

[JOJOPOTATOE77]

i really like your videos its just your voice kind of annoys the shit out of me

[dirtbikemike204]

Can you say "router"?

[DavidBrownTV]

@dirtbikemike204 Like... the cable modem router? haha

[jdude25ownz]

hey look im # 307!

[g2g144]

haha thanks for including these! really helps out, especially since my school just ended and i get to go to all the sweet parties ;)

[FallenStar117]

David Brown is a bauuus.

[OmgMyutubeaccount]

5:21

perfect moment for his imitation of a random dumbass as he was getting shot from 2 sides. LOL.

[TheHormone28]

is going to bookstore and picking up harry potter books

[COD4nub]

This is a great series and you put out some great content! Thanks for showing me your channel! :)

[Skywlkr2]

I wonder Who Picked up a Harry Potter Books. XD

[PlaYoTaChi]

@Skywlkr2 Evidently not you. Look at your english...

[Skywlkr2]

@PlaYoTaChi Sorry It was a typo. * Book. My bad

[TeegruhTeegruh]

so you go to the club and talk to girls about harry potter ? thats swag right there

[x15Lovex]

who doesnt like harry potter....

[podx11]

I'm gonna watch arrested development now.

[DavidBrownTV]

@podx11 I hope you love it as much as I do.

[podx11]

@DavidBrownTV same.

[MrShreddyz]

doucheeeee chillllllllllll- love arrested development

[jpmoney7]

All hail David Brown, king of picking up chicks and proof that being you regardless of your goofiness will win girls over.

[DavidBrownTV]

@jpmoney7 Showing your goofiness/weakness confidently is a sign of power and confidence.

[jpmoney7]

@DavidBrownTV Completely agree my northern friend. I am a goofy bastard myself. Lol

[Sl4pH4ppyCA]

@DavidBrownTV Hey David could you tell me which system you play more often because I think I'm getting a PS3 soon and maybe I could hop into a game of black ops with you and own you :P.

[DavidBrownTV]

@Sl4pH4ppyCA I only play online games on the Xbox currently. When MW3 comes out I'll likely buy it for both so I can play host open lobbies for everyone though.

[PureRedemptionMusic]

lol you sound so different when you're sober

[Minkazami]

man this guy is so jokes

keep up the vids man

xD

[dogalex9]

i subscribed :D

[Tinydevil12]

Harry Potter only gets u hairy pussy :P

[SearchAfterLife]

I have read all the HP books, thats a good start I think to be 13.. BUMP'D YOU!

[sharonJordan1000]

i love the series so far

[mushtazm]

guys just dont ask to many question or the conversation is going to be boring and its a big turn off for girls...

And never have a serious conversation, and dont be nice to girls...nice guys always finish last...its true guys...now dont be a jerk but be cocky and funny...be nice but not like utrla nice you can give her some compliments here and there

[DavidBrownTV]

@mushtazm The problem is finding the middle ground for all of those things. You also don't want to smother her. Talk to her for a few minutes, then tell her your friends are probably looking for you. If you did your part right she will remember you and when you bump into each other later on in the night, you're already 10 steps ahead of everyone else.

[mushtazm]

@DavidBrownTV i know just get the number and leave lol...but you gotta think to yourself is this just a number? i mean if you call her will she answer, let alone go on a date with you

[aceofspades3000]

you are quite adept at this stuff

good job man

[saintRAIN69]

hey david,

do u have a ps3 or xbox?

[DavidBrownTV]

@saintRAIN69 Both, but I only play online games on Xbox. I don't have a PSN account.

[MrFantasticalism]

False illusion = lying

[DavidBrownTV]

@MrFantasticalism "It's an illusion Michael. I trick is something a whore does for money" - Arrested Development

[MrFantasticalism]

@DavidBrownTV lol thanks for responding man!