top 5 signs of cheating!! cell phones always going dead ,always in a rush to get off the phone,always says there at work late, always asks you if somethings wrong that's a sign of guilt,doesn't want to look you in the eyes!!p.s if your planning on cheating on someone why do it just think if the shoes where on your foot!!
Yeah some things can be considered stalking but when your spouse is cheating on you, you have a dam good reason to find out. What if the person they're cheatin with has an STD?
I got revenge. We were having sex, so I put my finger up my asshole. I then stuck it in my lovers ass and gave the prick a dose of worms! My friends now call him Pinworm!
Well done. You should do some comedy in one corner of the screen during one of Kattie's future videos. Properly executed it be hilarious.[like watching two videos at one time]
I disagree the top five ways to know your girlfriend ( possessed witch of satan diguised as a flower ) or wife ( snake in a clever diguise ) is cheating.
Is that a witchcraft curse? No doubt you are either an american witch of satan or a lover of satans witches. So which witch is it? Either way your curses have no effect upon me. Perhaps you are just predicting your own death?
That was wishful thinking. An American witch of satan? Yeah, I'm *definitely* one of those, just as you are most deffinitely *not* a son of a bitch.
Although...considering your incredibly misogynistic tendencies, you probably normally refer to her as such. So, I extend my apologies to her. Too bad at the time (considering your attitude towards women, very 1800's)she wasn't aware of birth control. You're just a bastard.
Very 1800's? You are obviously an indoctrinated college student of stupidity. The modern women wants only one thing out of a relationship, queendom, goddess worship and money money money. Sorry I don't go there, and any man that does is a just a cowed little mommas boy. Go to hell with your doctor Phil feminizing of men. If the witch wants equal rights then that includes the good with the bad, so suck it up bitch!
wow, guessing humor is obliterated by the girl's looks. That explains much about my guy friends. It only took 4-5 years, but my last guy friend learned, got the girl and got married!
He dated below himself, including me. I snore and fart in my sleep. This guy needed a classy girl. She speaks several languages, travelled, doesn't fart, or snore and has nice manners.
I was the first to tell him to marry her. Broke my heart, but it was right.
Plus who could not see their girlfriend for that long, to where he has grown his face hairs he dont even have. Thats Bullshit. And bump in to her at a club right, Okay thats bullshit buddy. This girl cant see threw that?
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKs
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. oNOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!!!!!!!
You have to check out this awesome film Rock Hudsen did years ago called "Seconds"...where he goes from this short balding middle age man to this handsome hunk through some kind of breakthrough surgery...I can't tell you the rest of the story...but it was definitely a film ahead of its time.
Thanks for watching PSM. Yeah, there were some things I left in and maybe shouldn't have, and there were things that I took out and everyone's thankful for that.
Actually, Pigslop and ThatKidParkers demise was that they went up against or attacked TheBeeOBee (and probably MikeSkehan). TheBeeOBee destroyed them in videos so bad that they went crying off of YT which really had nothing to do with Katie. TheBeeOBee FTW
Now that I think about it, number five is very bad, because its basically ENTRAPMENT. If anyone doesn't know what ENTRAPMENT is, look it up in a law book or google.
lol does that guy even have a gf?..hahaha
udin23 1 year ago
im sure he was joking. nobody would get facial reconstructive surgery to find out someone is cheating
alevy67 1 year ago
top 5 signs of cheating!! cell phones always going dead ,always in a rush to get off the phone,always says there at work late, always asks you if somethings wrong that's a sign of guilt,doesn't want to look you in the eyes!!p.s if your planning on cheating on someone why do it just think if the shoes where on your foot!!
makingitrain872 1 year ago
if you have to go through all trouble, just leave.
noizefloor 1 year ago
I am proud to say that I AM SINGLE...so no worries about a cheating slut taking away my sleep.
humansareevil100 1 year ago
damn katie i wanna cheat wit u
canonb4c 2 years ago
lol
DILIORA2 2 years ago
i think ima try # 3 # 4 and ooooofcourse # 5! lol
southsidebaby17 2 years ago
You forgot sniffing her pantys
LoveingTT 2 years ago
lemme hit that katie
halistall07 2 years ago
Stalking is bad, mmkay...
OchrismongrelO 2 years ago 4
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Yeah some things can be considered stalking but when your spouse is cheating on you, you have a dam good reason to find out. What if the person they're cheatin with has an STD?
j1979jh 2 years ago
Roflmao, I am so trying number 5
Joekins89 3 years ago
I got revenge. We were having sex, so I put my finger up my asshole. I then stuck it in my lovers ass and gave the prick a dose of worms! My friends now call him Pinworm!
NowHereThisFromMe 3 years ago
is that dude fucking serious, have Some? self respect.well maybe im jealos of your confdence, nevermind im just hating
lancerralliartist 3 years ago
GO COWBOYS BABY !
cnsparrot 3 years ago
Stains...ok...gross. How bout dont cheat....
drummer4life30 3 years ago
wtf is this shit lmao
beginthehunt 3 years ago 2
Well done. You should do some comedy in one corner of the screen during one of Kattie's future videos. Properly executed it be hilarious.[like watching two videos at one time]
sandyanna 3 years ago
oh yes patrick lmao
gps hahaha
myspace profile ahahah good idea lol
h3arty 3 years ago
Katie your fit can i have your number
OBLIZOX 3 years ago
"she looked confused.. it was awesome"
hahaha, that line was priceless!
MikeMarino 3 years ago
LoL
boit7 3 years ago
lol...this guy neva had a woman...
gtypetroop 3 years ago
alan = win
katie = fail
hamsterpoop 3 years ago
lol
Ibik 3 years ago
hmmmm i like this the top 5 ways to screw a relationship in one easy step
MadFurbie 3 years ago 3
if you need to do all this shit... Get a new fucki ng girl don't bother wasting your time
Maxell303 3 years ago 3
LMAFO at fall out boy lyrics =]
This was funnnyyy
falloutgurl182 3 years ago 2
have alan even had a girlfriend?
mathias1211 3 years ago
nobody wants to see your videos u fuckin hoe.
blakhoody 3 years ago
wow what a freak. a fucking GPS? if you don't trust someone you shouldn't be dating them
McReegs 3 years ago 3
"Oh yes Patrick.....LOL
kalbabout2 3 years ago
number 4 actually seems like a really good idea
gavster132 4 years ago
of course you would know how to catch a guy and a girl cheating.
lilbailey1524 4 years ago
u suck
kevbro321 4 years ago
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I disagree the top five ways to know your girlfriend ( possessed witch of satan diguised as a flower ) or wife ( snake in a clever diguise ) is cheating.
1. She is american
2. She is american
3. She is american
4. She is american
5. She is american
MolechBaalAshterah 4 years ago
...Die in a fire, asshole.
brainsfallinout26 3 years ago
Is that a witchcraft curse? No doubt you are either an american witch of satan or a lover of satans witches. So which witch is it? Either way your curses have no effect upon me. Perhaps you are just predicting your own death?
MolechBaalAshterah 3 years ago
That was wishful thinking. An American witch of satan? Yeah, I'm *definitely* one of those, just as you are most deffinitely *not* a son of a bitch.
Although...considering your incredibly misogynistic tendencies, you probably normally refer to her as such. So, I extend my apologies to her. Too bad at the time (considering your attitude towards women, very 1800's)she wasn't aware of birth control. You're just a bastard.
brainsfallinout26 3 years ago
Very 1800's? You are obviously an indoctrinated college student of stupidity. The modern women wants only one thing out of a relationship, queendom, goddess worship and money money money. Sorry I don't go there, and any man that does is a just a cowed little mommas boy. Go to hell with your doctor Phil feminizing of men. If the witch wants equal rights then that includes the good with the bad, so suck it up bitch!
MolechBaalAshterah 3 years ago
wow, guessing humor is obliterated by the girl's looks. That explains much about my guy friends. It only took 4-5 years, but my last guy friend learned, got the girl and got married!
He dated below himself, including me. I snore and fart in my sleep. This guy needed a classy girl. She speaks several languages, travelled, doesn't fart, or snore and has nice manners.
I was the first to tell him to marry her. Broke my heart, but it was right.
muppetkiller 4 years ago 2
katie, use your fingers for more appropriate things....
Zeus9477 4 years ago
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No wonder the women are cheating on that fat, ugly fuck.
frankspank08 4 years ago
hahaha you're so great
BriannaAlvarez89 4 years ago
rofl
candycanedeqa 4 years ago
damn...that came a little strong lol
mcglothern 4 years ago
ur fucking obssesed lol!
sven689 4 years ago
She know she hot she just stuntin though. Yall gota be fools if you think this girl does not have her grind on
XxHotBoyDxX 4 years ago
Wow, This girl is a duck. I was gonna holla at her but damn, wtf she talking to chunmps like this for?
XxHotBoyDxX 4 years ago
Plus who could not see their girlfriend for that long, to where he has grown his face hairs he dont even have. Thats Bullshit. And bump in to her at a club right, Okay thats bullshit buddy. This girl cant see threw that?
XxHotBoyDxX 4 years ago
paranoid much lmfaoooo
aquapheonix12 4 years ago
if you think that those are ways to catch your girlfriend cheating then you're an idiot. guys definitely know nothing about women.
nm353130 4 years ago
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benalgly 4 years ago
Those all seem perfectly logical and not at all creepy or weird...
regularguy5mb 4 years ago
Lmao!
Pixelen 4 years ago
funny
wboc 4 years ago
i once ha a girl call me by a diferent name when i was fucking her. but the ass was so good that i ignored it. when we finish i dump the bitch.
peterwo2e 4 years ago
okay i watched some of her other stupid videos ..this one was not too horrible.
msshawni 4 years ago
This is so bad. Bad.
marshagreen 4 years ago
LOL
skel625 4 years ago
Make sure to check the backseat for new stains.. hehe
blobinator11 4 years ago
"...and your name's not even Patrick...it's Allen."
That got me choking on my drink.
theestranger 4 years ago 3
Thanks TS. =)
fallofautumndistro 4 years ago
this is soo stupid and unrealistic..
EGirl12 4 years ago
LOL, this comment made me laugh. Alan, get some friggin realism in your videos dude.
TheSumpPump 4 years ago
Like picking Katie up in a helicopter for our date?
fallofautumndistro 4 years ago
lol
JJClayton05 4 years ago
brilliant Alan! I love the gps one! haha!
I hope you have a swell new year good fellow.
~:P
cheekychen 4 years ago
oh crap wrong account!
donaldjohns 4 years ago
hahah sweeeet
donaldjohns 4 years ago
lol lol lol - NEXT !
Dubliner1978 4 years ago
VeRy FuNNy DooD
McLovinYourMom 4 years ago
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PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. oNOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!!!!!!!
Reedakadeer 4 years ago
That was awesome and very funny.
BlackFlame619 4 years ago
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sound1003 4 years ago
o my god shut the fuck up you chain letter spamming son of a bitch
DarkAssasin619 4 years ago
ure vid shit anyway ure no menna cheat on lassies
sound1003 4 years ago
thats not even my vid dumshit way to go!! now go learn some english you twat
DarkAssasin619 4 years ago
Love it, Fallofautumn.
And I dig how all your videos are completely different.
Kittyfeet69 4 years ago
LMAO number 5
nashnwo0 4 years ago
alan i cant remember if i commented on this video before - but it's one that really shows you deserve to be in the commedy category.
channeIreview 4 years ago
she's a hottie ...what were they talkin about again haha
sethious1 4 years ago
SHE looked confused? Alan IS plainly very confused.
optic140 4 years ago
i didnt get the thang bout putting panties in yo friend couch.... please explain
sharpstown08 4 years ago
lmao
XMistressxOfxDeathX 4 years ago
Well. She IS blonde....
BigFatBetty 4 years ago
Does she even need glasses or is it just for geek/whore attention?
JinglesUK 4 years ago
I thought Katie was a man hating feminist...
ninjachipmonk 4 years ago
hahahahaha
katiesopinion 4 years ago 2
Oh and now it is on autoplay in the channel!
I'm not stalking you, I just read everything!
conibonjovi 4 years ago
that slore could give me some head
lbedi 4 years ago
she looked confused...
it was awesome!
Cryonaka 4 years ago
Marriage is in no way sacred.
Cheating on your spouse is second nature to none.
We all should use a YouTube Alias.
ElectricSizzle 4 years ago
:-)
AnnaAnderlie 4 years ago
Love it.
DFTBA
-Xena
Xenab100 4 years ago
very cool
bowlingballout 4 years ago
Lol.
saltwaterlassie 4 years ago
#1 way to know if your woman is cheating: you're a big fat fuck
Napalm66 4 years ago
love it! and katiesopinion, yay!
say alan, what are you doin for dinner tonight? HMMMM? ^_~
mandarific 4 years ago
I found u on vlogbrothers, I'm going to subscribe now^_^ Hey, what's ur screenname mean?
crazycolorfulchica 4 years ago
I love it! :P
sarrycrey 4 years ago
lord love a duck in the butt
theboringdispatcher 4 years ago
"and patrick isn't even your name... It's Allen" hilarious.
vanawesome 4 years ago
very nice, i know a girl who's done most of these....
Rockstarsean 4 years ago
so funny ..keep up the good work!
;)
therichards2000 4 years ago
this was funny
sdavis54 4 years ago
Thanks Stefan. =)
fallofautumndistro 4 years ago
I love this :)
purelywickedone 4 years ago
Thanks purelywicked. :)
fallofautumndistro 4 years ago
*** FAVORITED ***
katiesopinionfan 4 years ago
Awesome screenname.
xo
ALAN
fallofautumndistro 4 years ago
Good job. Number 5 was funny!
ImFromBoise 4 years ago
Hi I'mFromBoise, thanks for watching. =)
fallofautumndistro 4 years ago
you rock!!! too funny :)
serenitynerdfighter 4 years ago
Thanks serenitynerdfighter. =)
fallofautumndistro 4 years ago
Number 5 was fun!
You have to check out this awesome film Rock Hudsen did years ago called "Seconds"...where he goes from this short balding middle age man to this handsome hunk through some kind of breakthrough surgery...I can't tell you the rest of the story...but it was definitely a film ahead of its time.
Like you, Alan, ahead of your time.
sharonafox1 4 years ago
Thank you so much Sharona, glad you enjoyed it. =)
fallofautumndistro 4 years ago
Alan, am I the only one who is a bit worried that your facial expression NEVER CHANGES? Even when you're saying "tappin' that ass"?
LoveCraken 4 years ago
It's because I am a robot.
fallofautumndistro 4 years ago
Lawl..."The FOAD 9000 is foolproof and incapable of error."
LoveCraken 4 years ago
You kids make a good team...dare I say...couple?
Funny, and I definitely had to "eww" at the "new stains" part :D
poopsIingingmonkey 4 years ago 2
Thanks for watching PSM. Yeah, there were some things I left in and maybe shouldn't have, and there were things that I took out and everyone's thankful for that.
fallofautumndistro 4 years ago
OUCH >>> OH NO YOU DIDN"T!!! ;-)
hallbe 4 years ago
OH YES I DID!!! =)
fallofautumndistro 4 years ago
OH NO YOU DIDN'T! ~(;(|) DOOH!
hallbe 4 years ago
hahaha!
suavekitty 4 years ago
Thanks suavekitty. =)
fallofautumndistro 4 years ago
NP :D
suavekitty 4 years ago
hi suave!
katiesopinion 4 years ago
Hi darlin!
suavekitty 4 years ago
Haha, yes I have that problem ALL the time.
The missus keeps saying "Alan"
And I'm like "WTF?"
I think she's canoodling. "/
MitchIsLost 4 years ago
Sounds like it's time you go on an episode of Cheaters, Mitch.
fallofautumndistro 4 years ago
I love #5! Delightfully random. Like my new catch phrase: The cantaloupe is blameless.
There was a fruit salad mishap.
gnooze 4 years ago
Haha, thanks Marta. =)
fallofautumndistro 4 years ago
It's those back seat stains that always do you in. Good advice.
kenrg 4 years ago
Thanks kenrg, the person who invented Pocket Tide was a genius.
fallofautumndistro 4 years ago
LOL LOL good tips Alan!
I love colabs! XO BUCK
WHATTHEBUCKSHOW 4 years ago
Thank you BUCK!
XO ALAN
fallofautumndistro 4 years ago
Oh yeah, and awesome video.
LoriDmytryk 4 years ago
Thanks Lori. =)
fallofautumndistro 4 years ago
what the frag
EverybodyChannel 4 years ago
banana
poopsIingingmonkey 4 years ago
hehe...Melissa :)
EverybodyChannel 4 years ago
This was Pigslop's/ThatkidParker demise
Geovid 4 years ago
Actually, Pigslop and ThatKidParkers demise was that they went up against or attacked TheBeeOBee (and probably MikeSkehan). TheBeeOBee destroyed them in videos so bad that they went crying off of YT which really had nothing to do with Katie. TheBeeOBee FTW
LoriDmytryk 4 years ago
Yeah, don't mess with BoB. =)
fallofautumndistro 4 years ago
as usual - great!
fieteschulze 4 years ago
Thanks Fiete! =)
fallofautumndistro 4 years ago
Cool collab! And very funny *****
speedyconkiwi 4 years ago
Thanks speedyconkiwi. =)
fallofautumndistro 4 years ago
Good idea to have Katie in a video. 5 stars
FudgeSwirl 4 years ago
Thanks Swirl, Katie's made of awesome.
fallofautumndistro 4 years ago
Now that I think about it, number five is very bad, because its basically ENTRAPMENT. If anyone doesn't know what ENTRAPMENT is, look it up in a law book or google.
ForFun808 4 years ago
why not just leave them
Geovid 4 years ago
Because who would sleep with me then?
fallofautumndistro 4 years ago
some other cunt, that wan't your sorry ass
Geovid 4 years ago
Big internet tough guy, it's easy to be a toughguy from behind a keyboard isn't it?
LoriDmytryk 4 years ago 2
I didn't metion anything about being tough?
Geovid 4 years ago
Bravo!!
purelywickedone 4 years ago
Thanks for watching purely wicked!
fallofautumndistro 4 years ago
I'll say nice job Alan, even though I have opinions about katies opinions.
Congrats on the feature as well.
mattlaw25 4 years ago
Thanks Matt, it was pretty crazy after the front page stuff, but things have calmed down a bit, so it was time to get back to posting videos. =)
fallofautumndistro 4 years ago
Ha, she was way better than me :)
I need to just get some really good ideas and whip out a bunch of collab videos.
TheColorOrange621 4 years ago
Collab videos are my favorite to do Melissa, they always end up being a lot of fun and they are a great way to support other channels.
fallofautumndistro 4 years ago
Uh oh. You know what happened to Pigslop and TKP after they collaborated with Katie. They both got the Katie curse!!!!!!!!!!!
Well it was nice knowing you Alan. You won't be around too much longer. Hehehe/ JK
Awesome vid!
Peace
SuicideFriendly 4 years ago
Uh oh, SF, I'd never heard of this before. Do I need to stock up on garlic, or crucifixes or...?
fallofautumndistro 4 years ago
Thanks gnr!
fallofautumndistro 4 years ago
We should establish a Fallofautumndistro degree for collaboration videos, like a Kevin Bacon degree.
Example:
(4) LisaNova - thewinekone - pzottolo - Spricket24 - Fallofautumndistro
(2) Pigslop - Katiesopinion - Fallofautumndistro
fernandomares 4 years ago 2
Haha, fernandomares, that's definitely being added to the COMMENTS OF THE NOW section on my channel page.
fallofautumndistro 4 years ago
lol, greatness.
by the way, I love your voice! you'd be so good for radio for real
karliezmarie 4 years ago
Thanks Karlie! I definitely have a face for radio... =)
fallofautumndistro 4 years ago
Agreed :)
mattlaw25 4 years ago
Oh Matt, you know you're in love with me, don't lie.
fallofautumndistro 4 years ago
that too!! you're welcome
karliezmarie 4 years ago
Katie's Hot.. fallofautumndistro ya better start saving your cash if yur gonna date Katie.. Heheee..
Laters!
bigblockmustang 4 years ago
Hah, one can dream, Les.
fallofautumndistro 4 years ago
lol.. cool vid..
elliotness122 4 years ago
Thanks elliotness! =)
fallofautumndistro 4 years ago
truth serum
TheBeeOBee 4 years ago
Damn, forgot that one Bee, that's why I always let you pre-approve my scripts man.
fallofautumndistro 4 years ago
Subscribed. Katie is awesome! I'm going to check out your other stuff Alan
hayliB 4 years ago
Thanks hayliB, hope you enjoy some of them!
fallofautumndistro 4 years ago
hey thats pretty cool
amandagirlygirl13 4 years ago