Ellen Discusses Recent Rumors

[HugrunL95]

assume = ass-u-me Haha! Ellen is just brilliant! :)

[AddictedToRammstein]

Brilliant! :D

[AnimeMelody75]

"a Lady" in the end is ellen producer

[carriecherry98]

Yes, yes. I will dance.

[tuffgrl111]

i dont get the stir fry one

[carboncocoa]

You make a gos out of sip and ping. <3

[101Heygirl101]

Ellen: I will take Q's now.

Guy: Can u dance?

Ellen: Yes,Yes I will dance

= LOL

[OCswimKim3]

Not those.

[BgirlRox123]

at the end a lady ask ellen if she will dance haha

[GenPlateau]

Shes not straight at all...come on...r u joking

[ducksrule107]

@GenPlateau so y does thjat matter

[GenPlateau]

r u real ?

[jenick4578]

I FREAKEN LOVE ELLEN!!

[jivamal]

@skilly123 are you sure ?

[jivamal]

You mean Ellen and Portia are lesbians ?!! Really ?

[jmari50]

@jivamal yes they are and it's a waste that too gorgeous women go on such a relation ship :(

[missb517]

@jivamal How did you not know that? They're married.

[fANNAsiZe]

she really is funny. then we fought for a minute..... : ) cute

[iluvyasometimes]

How many microphones does one person need?

[CourtieTuber123]

@skilly123 honestly, look it up. She's married to a chick.

[CourtieTuber123]

@skilly123 no, she's a LESBIAN

[hotboi745]

@skilly123 She's a lesbien.

[hotboi745]

@skilly123 No, she's a lesbien.

[SleepyDisso]

@oddtreenow2 Because Ellen has a vagina. That's how Portia is a lesbian. Idiot.

[p3nathan]

Hahaha Grey's reference XD

[axelle32]

Oh she's just THE best

[shippitt]

Ahahah Ellen is the best show person on TV

[lmollot]

ellen s violent

[keleic]

ellen for president! i think she should be the first woman president when obama no longer wishes to serve. he is a good guy though love em both!

[lmollot]

@keleic ellen HITS-Y dont "community"gaysspeak out/boycott their mags with pedorapist stories in them-Y make that theme as"joke" on mags front covers-ellen degeneres felt so protected by gays that she included in her book as a matter of humor-when she punched in the arm a 10yo neighbor girl who was visiting ellen-child said thats child abuse-ellen justified herself that she s teaching 10yo to rid of her illusion that world was safe-ellen joked she left a bruise on girl s arm-LGBT DID ZERO

[roselinda1992]

WOW the show premiered on my birthday march 18

[saramusiccentral]

2 people laughed so hard that they accidently hit the dislike button

how can you hate ellen??:D

[mabw02]

i love her!! she tells jokes WITHOUT laughing or smiling!! :D

[keleic]

@mabw02 she does smile and laugh sometimes depenfing on the joke lol

[ReallySveet]

i love her! she is so awesome!

[judasishmael]

One of my pipes burst once. My bf and I are the youngest people in a small town, so they hate us already. It didn't help when, at 1 a.m., two firetrucks, an ambulance, and three or four cop cars closed off our tiny block with blaring sirens and bright flashing lights just to turn off the city water to our house. Our neighbors awoke and glared. Honestly, I told the officials it was just a burst pipe, but we live only a block away from the FD and the PD and maybe they were just bored.

[samajehtela]

i can't believe that there is someone who doesn't like to watch her..i really can't..i loveeee her..she's truly amazing.. =)

[kyox89]

wonder what she meant by "no, no those"?

[babyvlova09]

lmao

"u no wat happens when u assume"

"u make a ass out of me and u"

[CdnStargazer]

"I'm here to address the rumours-No, not those." Hahaha.

[wingedhamham]

If you don't get the stir fry joke, then you probably won't ever....or it might come to you at 2 am in your dreams...who knows?

Ellen funny as ever. <3 this comedian.

[berryberrymuch]

she's sooooooooooooooooooooo funny XD

[sugacilic]

if you dont like her stop watching

[chinkypiggy]

I get everything else but the stirfry joke, can some please explain that? :)

[turtlepincher]

@chinkypiggy when she said "assume" you make an ass out of u and me, then for the "gossip" you make a gos out of sip and ping. And stirfry its just stirfry. So do you get it now? Cz there's nothing else you can make up of stirfry.

[GoGoHyourinmaru]

Hahahhhaa Assume, an "Ass" out of "U" and "Me" xDD

[mrsdalloway0189]

I don't get it 2 =/

[jayjayrokz]

Could You please explain I honestly dont get it

[artiste45]

she is so FUNNY !!!! love her!

[jayjayrokz]

wht the hell does the stirfry joke mean

[5degreesapart]

God bless you Ellen.