Suicide vests can't be used for hunting, recreation, self-defense, or any other legitimate purpose. Their only real use is to kill yourself and many others. Failed parody on The Onion's part.
I totally agree with the part about children. They explode much too low to the ground to do much damge. And let's not overlook the family bonding experience, as finding all the explosives and bringing them all together, like the Arab gentleman mentioned, is a tradition and heritage that each family passes down over the years. Good job bring this issue to light.
The German state systematically is openly using murder to suppress any opposition since at least 1919. Torture with directed energy weapons was already used in 1908, see my homepage, chapter Psychiatrie-->Zur Klinik der Narkolepsie. They also used large amounts of snitchers before ww1. There are several cases of possible murders before ww1, the most obvious being the famous Rudolf Diesel, see chapter murder on my homepage.You may have translated the texts by clicking the flags.
@lordbrixo Yes i do. You said public school doesn't teach i quote "anything" ANYTHING. Millions are educated by public schools are doing well. Sorry not everyone could have the money your parents had to get you one on one attention. It's sad that you don''t understand that.
this is the only onion video i have ever not liked there trying to compare guns to vests and why do we even have them but if some makes a threat to you and your told you have to wait ten days then that is 10 days they have to make good on there threat and you dont have to do some thing wrong to have your life threatened i dated a girl with an angry ex boyfriend a gun saved my life and i didnt even have to take his
"Kids really shouldn't have suicide vests because they're too short-so it won't work." Now I disagree with that statement, why can't they just make suicide vests for kids?
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@thedude3092 I am pretty sure the gun powder smell will get rid of the gravy smell. Don't forget, gravy on a suicide vest makes great for awesome graphic after effects. It could also be seen as giving the victims one last dinner. it is a mercy for both the fat man and his victims... as well as the remaining slim people left alive.
Suicide vests have proven time and again to be the most reliable and cost effective way of hunting waterfowl for your children. What would you have them eat in this 5 day wait? Shredded bark and Orange Crush?!? This loony law better not come to Canada!
I'm all for the 5-day waiting period. Potential owners should be required to train at suicide vest ranges and mandatory criminal background checks should be performed to weed out anyone convicted of committing a bombing while wearing an unregistered vest.
anybody who thinks this is serious is a fucktard such as brillo and ruben........................take an example from southpark and dont read into everything you see as an argument for a fucking political issue you fucktards.............................the onion news is a joke news series meant to be stupid and funny
@00Ruben Well, I figured it was too obvious to say it was a commentary on gun laws :P I just noticed that a lot of the ways in which they talked about suicide vests could have been heard as arguments for restricting abortion laws. I'm not necessarily right. :)
So all you have to do is make a pre-order list, so that everyone who wants a suicide vest goes onto it and gives their name, location and the location of their associates and leader. Then just kill them all before they get one. Terrorism is solved. Sort of...
I would like to donate 219 suicide vests for those in congress that believe We should be forced to buy into this obamacrapola plan for healthcare...Oh that's right they all strapped on a suicide Vest when they voted Yea....time delay set...first part of November 2010. I tell ya' what!
@10thmt87 I know!! Universal Healthcare?? Who in their right mind would introduce social programs during a recession?? Does Obama want too take the same steps as FDR and become wildly popular??!?!?
@bobby123greenhalgh research your history a little bit more buddy. Many presidents have tried to go the route of FDR (Like LBJ and his Greater Socity). The fact is that most of these systems are a failure and end up being extremely cost inefficient. FDR's New Deal had some great programs and advanced workers rights but over half of his programs were a complete failure. The U.S. economy was saved by world war 2. Comparing Obama and FDR is apples and oranges.
@mrslipperyjohnson I agree that WW2 saved the economy, but FDR's programs ardly failed, his objective was to go on mass hiring spree's and he did that. Sure it was all pretty short term but that wasn't the point. As for FDR's New deal slogan and Obama's New Hope slogan is very similiar. You just need to look at Time Magazines election cover where it had Obama in a convertible with a big smile and a cigar my friend.
@bobby123greenhalgh sounds alot like what lyndon baines was trying to do when he created medicare and medicaid and led America towards a welfare state all in the name of fighting poverty. We know how cost efficient those programs are now, dont we? The circumstances today dont call for this unprecedented spending spree and government expansion.
@bobby123greenhalgh Creating new jobs temporarily in a time of extreme need is one thing, but setting up programs that wont be removed when the costs skyrocket out of control is why Obama will be seen by future generations as more in line with LBJ's Great society and not FDR's New Deal
@10thmt87 universal healthcare is good, in Britain we are fiercely proud of it because it works and because it promotes full equality, unlike in the USA where people are crippled for life from their debts...
@adamsutherland But see Americans don't like depending on their government for welfare like children depend on their parents. We are the masters and the government is our servant; not the other way wrong.
@HailZeon57 yes its all well and good having that attitude, most people have that attitude, but health is a separate issue - common sense tells us to take care of our fellow humans hence why universal healthcare is morally brilliant, its not dependence on the government, its brotherhood and companionship of fellow men and women
I'm not reading through all 404 comments but please tell me that you all know this is fake!? It's completely fake. It's a sketch from a website called 'The Onion'. The usual reporter 'being at a Micheal Kors sample sale' is a massive, glaring give-away.
If guns are legal a person has the right to be able to kill a person, but not to actually do it. This force only serves to give a false sense of empowerment towards others and the government. If people are unsatisfied they rise up? Like when WTO meet and friendly protestors gets stopped after police commiting acts of violence masked as protestors. Preventive actions stopping peoples voices from being heard happen alot these days, the ability to vield a gun doesnt change that.
how else can you get rid of occupiers that invade your country to extend their hegemony and realize their economic-strategic interests?
i believe this waiting period is an abomination. what if within those five days the US installs yet another obsequious governor? or buys off some more tribal war lords?
I remember back in the old country in alquida, my family would come toghtere every month and grab money and give them suicide vests and have the monkey run around , this was a great honor for us
Damn government trying to take my suicide vests away! When I was a kid, we used to go into town every weekend and blow ourselves up for some spare change.
Its so hillarious, watching the serious comments add up over days and days, when they finaly realize this video was meant for comedy. i knwo they must feel stupid on the inside hahaha
Dude, are you aware that it requires a tremendous amount of fanaticism to blow yourself in an act of war, much like the Kamikazis. Also most terrorists in Iraq are not Iraqis.
Secondly, I apologies that I misread his post. While I can not provide you with the exact data, I understand that most of the terrorist organisations that are operating in Iraq are actually from other countries, but simply using the country as a base because of its large amount of uninhabited land where they cant be detected. I hope I have been helpful and assisted in bringing you out of the ignorance you are clearly covered in.
No you haven't because you were too lazy to cite even one credible source which supports your *understanding.* Presumably, this *understanding* of yours didn't come from your own field work, so clearly you got it from somewhere? And let me congratulate you for having your head so far up your ass, that you think you're better than me because you use "ignorant" while I use "numb-nut." Yes, I suppose you yourself have brought the discussion to a new height: hypocrisy.
Wow... there is so much I could say to that, I am literally having trouble deciding where to start. This will probably take several posts, so please stay with me here.
Ill start at the beginning. I did not cite any sources providing you with evidence, and I acknowledged this, as the sources I am using are a combination of people I know, backed up with information present in Heinemann HSC Contemporary History textbook, a work that prescribed for students in their final year in Australia
If you were to do a simple Google search, better yet, a search using Google Scholar or a University or History Association archive, Im confident you will be able to find evidence.
Secondly, in response to your claim that I am being hypocritical by calling you ignorant while berating your use of the term numb-nuts, I apologise if my use of adjectives has hurt your feelings. Your claims and attitude that I have observed through your posts here have provided me with evidence that you are ignorant
Thirdly, on a point unrelated to our discussion, but relevant to one I can see developing with you, many nations in the world do hold the opinion that the American government has committed acts of terrorism. When former-president Bush declared War on Terror he was asked by representatives to submit a definition of terrorism.
While I do not know the exact definition that was provided, I do know that the US Administration was asked to have the definition stricken from the record when they noticed that by their own definition the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki were acts of terrorism.
You're equivocating my intended definition for terrorism. By your new definition, the U.S. government commits acts of terror every day they bomb buildings and kill people, even if those people are enemies of the U.S. Now how do you like that definition?
yes to outside countries the us are terrorists. the taliban hated the us, considering them enemies...funny how these serious discussions happen based on comedy
Actually, that's not entirely true. The Revolutionary War was very similar to the situation in Afghanistan today. It was largely an unconventional (guerrilla) war. Anyone who supported the invading force (the British crown) risked being brutalized (tarred and feathered or something similar.) Everyone would smile and nod when the British troops would come through, but then they'd report the unit's activities to the local militia as soon as they left.
In fact, the British thought that our methods were so dishonerable that they regarded us as "terrorists" or something similar.
Take Washington's crossing of the Delaware to attack the Hessian position at Trenton, for example. The Hessians probably didn't dream that Washington would launch a major assault on Christmas day. Back then, that move was probably unthinkable to most people. Make no mistake - our past is not the romantic, honorable story that many of us were led to believe.
I was trying to say that we've switched roles. Now we're the ones invading and oppressing other people. We're doing the same things to Iraq and Afghanistan that the British were doing to us during the Revolutionary War.
So people who support the American side in both the Revolution and the current wars in Iraq and Afghanistan are either extremely hipocritical, or they don't know their history.
I agree we can't let the rest of the world think that all Americans are anything like our false corporate sponsors, I mean leaders. I support the troops I don't agree with the wars going on right now we need to concentrate on our own country and let the rest of the world cry to us for help the way they always do and USA like the great morally superior country that our people are will always find it to help out. We don't need to send foriegn aid let the citizens decide how to spend our taxes.
Dumb attack on the 2nd amendment.
Suicide vests can't be used for hunting, recreation, self-defense, or any other legitimate purpose. Their only real use is to kill yourself and many others. Failed parody on The Onion's part.
Tezcatlepocatl 2 days ago
I totally agree with the part about children. They explode much too low to the ground to do much damge. And let's not overlook the family bonding experience, as finding all the explosives and bringing them all together, like the Arab gentleman mentioned, is a tradition and heritage that each family passes down over the years. Good job bring this issue to light.
0Heavy0Metal0 1 week ago 3
@0Heavy0Metal0 kids, they blow up so fast
phdan123 1 week ago
This did a good job of bringing light to an important issue. I think that enforcing suicide vest safety laws is just a waste of tax payers money
yodellikeyoumeanit09 2 months ago
OK that was just ridiculous! Guns are SOOO NOT THE SAME THING!
TheThongtastic 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
...but it's kinda sad how his brother died...
TheYouwontgetit 3 months ago
should a al qaeda representative even be allowed to state his opinion to his topic...?
TheYouwontgetit 3 months ago
@TheYouwontgetit Of course,we also need to talk to more crack users when designing crack houses
suffern63 2 days ago
Napalm, or a nuclear vest XD
If the real Al Qaeda would be people like that the world would be a very nice place to live :p
Hanske90 3 months ago
This debate is no different from the American debate on gun control, etc.
mohamedchubby 3 months ago
@mohamedchubby
Well, you only train once with a suicide vest though...
SSTTEEAALLTTHH 3 months ago
i thought that the onion was fake really news, but hey the public media is very antigun they can't be wrong can they?
topguntin 3 months ago
Suicide vest live-firing:
"Okay, watch carefully- I'm only going to do this once."
burnout02urza 4 months ago
42 people never got their vest
DeadManWalking669 6 months ago
I hope the new laws should include longer sentences for people involved in bombings with an 'unregistered' vest.
Puck2442 6 months ago 2
omg these people should be paid
MrBigEnchilada 7 months ago
Damn Clifford Baines hasn't worked a day in his life. When will the Onion have the balls to drop him from the payroll?
MrFreako2010 7 months ago
Al-Queda operative lol!!!!
dhstandard22 8 months ago
i know this vid is a joke and all but is there really such a law?
RestDayer 8 months ago
@RestDayer HAHA no...you can't even buy suicide vests...
dhstandard22 8 months ago
@RestDayer are you stupid?
patman173 7 months ago
Is this real? I can't believe people are so stupid........
HallowsReign23 8 months ago
@HallowsReign23 Its satirical comedy.
StalkingRainbow 8 months ago
@HallowsReign23 and you are a fail troll
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The German state systematically is openly using murder to suppress any opposition since at least 1919. Torture with directed energy weapons was already used in 1908, see my homepage, chapter Psychiatrie-->Zur Klinik der Narkolepsie. They also used large amounts of snitchers before ww1. There are several cases of possible murders before ww1, the most obvious being the famous Rudolf Diesel, see chapter murder on my homepage.You may have translated the texts by clicking the flags.
wwwtotalitaerde 8 months ago
i need an automatic machine suicide vest to control the stray cat population
ShamrocksGetYouHigh 8 months ago
Oh yea, my suicide vest is just soo useful for those long family reunions
KillaTequilla83 8 months ago
ahahah! it;s a family tradition, everyone would gather up all the explosives and gather around" LOLOLOL!
xHearterx 8 months ago
well this is how my brother died. awww
jackmaster20000 9 months ago
lol but seriously i see why people don't give a shit about school, a lot of the stuff we have to " learn " for tests have no real world uses..
zamrock20 9 months ago
@zamrock20 I was HomeSchooled. I learned a lot of real life things. Public school does not teach anything really.
lordbrixo 7 months ago
@lordbrixo not saying you don't learn anything.. just not many useful things
zamrock20 7 months ago
@lordbrixo public school doesn't teach anything? that's why i know how to read. Think before you speak, ignorance.
patman173 7 months ago
@patman173 Yes, you do know how to read. Good for you! I bet you also know colors :)
lordbrixo 7 months ago
@lordbrixo Yes i do. You said public school doesn't teach i quote "anything" ANYTHING. Millions are educated by public schools are doing well. Sorry not everyone could have the money your parents had to get you one on one attention. It's sad that you don''t understand that.
patman173 7 months ago
@lordbrixo
i didn't learn anything useful after elementary school!
Heliosphan15 7 months ago
I love the Onion! No napalm vests-that is outrageous! LOL
DenaL112 9 months ago
ive been waiting 8 days for my suicide vest so where is it?
RandomPerson9899 9 months ago
notice they don't even stay on topic, they start talking about banning when the issue is a short waiting period.
thats pretty damn meta man
viking977 10 months ago
I just lol'ed when I saw the random guy with the turban in the chatroom.
Blemo23 10 months ago
@Blemo23 its the oions al qaeda operative hes in a couple more vids
TheInFormer500 9 months ago
I'm a member of the NSVA, and you can take my suicide vest: from the cold, dead mass of charred flesh and bone that used to be my chest!
royms2000 10 months ago 3
Clifford Baines is my idol
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"using a suicidal vest in a proper, responsible manner" That got me laughing so hard along with the last joke
kingzflames 11 months ago
They should also stick a warning on all detonators: "Keep out of reach of children".
dhanwantri 11 months ago
"thats how my brother died" LOL
thegreatCOOPS 1 year ago
Get yourself to a range, and demonstrate that you know to use your suicide vest. That's all I am asking!
warchild1488 1 year ago
My favorite bit is the part where they say the excuse as to why they're covering for someone :P
MICHAELJONSTON 1 year ago
They do care who they blow up xD
leamese 1 year ago
5 day waiting period? But I wanted to sacrifice myself to the gods NOW!
brawldude23 1 year ago
Hehe, this demostrates how other countries see USA's right to own guns xD
BUT, guns don't kill people. People kill people.
TheMovieLinker 1 year ago
Clifford Banes needs to get his act together.
TheLeviathanZero 1 year ago 17
@TheLeviathanZero You kidding? Banes is the coolest one :p
BackSpaceTheGreat 1 year ago
OMG!! I almost peed my pants laughing at this one!! I absolutely love "The Onion News"!
Racingirl911 1 year ago 2
this is the only onion video i have ever not liked there trying to compare guns to vests and why do we even have them but if some makes a threat to you and your told you have to wait ten days then that is 10 days they have to make good on there threat and you dont have to do some thing wrong to have your life threatened i dated a girl with an angry ex boyfriend a gun saved my life and i didnt even have to take his
jimthemessiah 1 year ago
Thumbs up if Onion News makes your day much much much more brighter ;)
Music4AII 1 year ago 2
"Kids really shouldn't have suicide vests because they're too short-so it won't work." Now I disagree with that statement, why can't they just make suicide vests for kids?
cecariah0263 1 year ago
WHERE IS CLIFFORD BANES
ps8hand 1 year ago 2
@ps8hand He's about to duel the man that killed his father in order to restore his family name.
TheIr0nMike 1 year ago
@ps8hand 0:14
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Karisigurd 1 year ago
A nuclear vest?!!! wow!!!
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Ghettobusters2 1 year ago
lol 6-8 weeks!?
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the alqueada operative is funny as hell in all his videos
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Cr1msonD3vil 1 year ago
A suicide vest is a waste on fat people becasue they make the bomb less destructive. plus it smells like gravy after
thedude3092 1 year ago
@thedude3092 I am pretty sure the gun powder smell will get rid of the gravy smell. Don't forget, gravy on a suicide vest makes great for awesome graphic after effects. It could also be seen as giving the victims one last dinner. it is a mercy for both the fat man and his victims... as well as the remaining slim people left alive.
theworddoner 1 year ago
I like the onion but this is in incredibly poor taste.
jacksawild 1 year ago
using a suicidal vest in a proper, responsible manner :))
dr4t 1 year ago 4
Omar al-Farouq ftw!
ChaoticDemonOverlord 1 year ago
Lol
Amandandoug 1 year ago
oh no. I didn't even know suicide vests were legal. This is just gonna cause problems.
redd0ch 1 year ago
NOOOO?! they're missing the point! the point of the waiting period is to check the guy's criminal records,
if he does'nt have a past of using SUICIDE vests for a bad and wrong purpose.
danielaz8888 1 year ago 80
@danielaz8888 Best comment for this vid
348joey 1 year ago
@348joey the absolute best lol
TCt83067695 1 year ago
@danielaz8888 Yeah, how the hell did they miss that obvious joke :(
theseriousaccount 6 months ago
Suicide vests have proven time and again to be the most reliable and cost effective way of hunting waterfowl for your children. What would you have them eat in this 5 day wait? Shredded bark and Orange Crush?!? This loony law better not come to Canada!
Inediblehulk 1 year ago 8
Children do not make good suicide bombers because the shrapnel flies too low to do any damage.
ToxicOdiousOne 1 year ago
haha the al queida representative
Jnest55 1 year ago 5
I tested one.....now i cant have another....
mthatguy1111 1 year ago
I'm all for the 5-day waiting period. Potential owners should be required to train at suicide vest ranges and mandatory criminal background checks should be performed to weed out anyone convicted of committing a bombing while wearing an unregistered vest.
argozempo 1 year ago 33
lol that just kill me,this just poor choice of words. lol
LocoRedKixx 1 year ago
Ya, guns in America indeed are a problem. Oh, wait we were talking about vests, my bad! ^^
Ramzee93 1 year ago 5
"Family feuds."
glacier2win 1 year ago
Damn That Clifford Banes.
brunetteweasley 1 year ago
thts how my brother died well he was careless lol lol lol
unluckytoad 1 year ago 5
Hahaha go to a shooting range and prove you know how to use one lololol
ThePyro75 1 year ago
@ThePyro75 indeed!
airrunweskerII 1 year ago
anybody who thinks this is serious is a fucktard such as brillo and ruben........................take an example from southpark and dont read into everything you see as an argument for a fucking political issue you fucktards.............................the onion news is a joke news series meant to be stupid and funny
lorddragn1 1 year ago
they don't care who they blow up...bwahahahahahahaha
SunDown419 1 year ago
I watch these videos just to catch up on all news relating to Clifford Baines.
CrimsonToast 1 year ago 5
This is clearly a commentary on abortion. Dislike.
brillo1990 1 year ago
@brillo1990 How is this in any way a commentary on abortion? I assume this is a joke but with 37 dislikes perhaps I am mistaken....
00Ruben 1 year ago
@00Ruben Well, I figured it was too obvious to say it was a commentary on gun laws :P I just noticed that a lot of the ways in which they talked about suicide vests could have been heard as arguments for restricting abortion laws. I'm not necessarily right. :)
brillo1990 1 year ago
@brillo1990 or guns??????
StopTryingULookDumb 1 year ago
@brillo1990 It's a commentary on gun laws.
baigandine 1 year ago 6
I feel like I could watch the stuff that The Onion puts out all day long.
xiberphim 1 year ago
fucking retards
jjekernin 1 year ago
So all you have to do is make a pre-order list, so that everyone who wants a suicide vest goes onto it and gives their name, location and the location of their associates and leader. Then just kill them all before they get one. Terrorism is solved. Sort of...
slytherinsheirx 1 year ago
gun control means hitting your target
cjlandry 1 year ago 4
I'm a suicide vest enthusiast.
cjlandry 1 year ago 2
Me too, but you can only use the vest once. Though there is an upside to this....think of all the virgins!
onilvehs 1 year ago
Yay for making fun of gun control through parody :D
daybrad 1 year ago 4
where the fuck is clifford baynes
oddvidios 1 year ago
i love when people think the onion is serious
bobbyg640 1 year ago
I would like to donate 219 suicide vests for those in congress that believe We should be forced to buy into this obamacrapola plan for healthcare...Oh that's right they all strapped on a suicide Vest when they voted Yea....time delay set...first part of November 2010. I tell ya' what!
10thmt87 1 year ago
i know right. giving 32 million people healthcare is sooo terrible!
omfgARISTO 1 year ago
@10thmt87 I know!! Universal Healthcare?? Who in their right mind would introduce social programs during a recession?? Does Obama want too take the same steps as FDR and become wildly popular??!?!?
bobby123greenhalgh 1 year ago 3
@bobby123greenhalgh research your history a little bit more buddy. Many presidents have tried to go the route of FDR (Like LBJ and his Greater Socity). The fact is that most of these systems are a failure and end up being extremely cost inefficient. FDR's New Deal had some great programs and advanced workers rights but over half of his programs were a complete failure. The U.S. economy was saved by world war 2. Comparing Obama and FDR is apples and oranges.
mrslipperyjohnson 1 year ago
@mrslipperyjohnson I agree that WW2 saved the economy, but FDR's programs ardly failed, his objective was to go on mass hiring spree's and he did that. Sure it was all pretty short term but that wasn't the point. As for FDR's New deal slogan and Obama's New Hope slogan is very similiar. You just need to look at Time Magazines election cover where it had Obama in a convertible with a big smile and a cigar my friend.
bobby123greenhalgh 1 year ago
@bobby123greenhalgh sounds alot like what lyndon baines was trying to do when he created medicare and medicaid and led America towards a welfare state all in the name of fighting poverty. We know how cost efficient those programs are now, dont we? The circumstances today dont call for this unprecedented spending spree and government expansion.
mrslipperyjohnson 1 year ago
@bobby123greenhalgh Creating new jobs temporarily in a time of extreme need is one thing, but setting up programs that wont be removed when the costs skyrocket out of control is why Obama will be seen by future generations as more in line with LBJ's Great society and not FDR's New Deal
mrslipperyjohnson 1 year ago
@10thmt87 universal healthcare is good, in Britain we are fiercely proud of it because it works and because it promotes full equality, unlike in the USA where people are crippled for life from their debts...
adamsutherland 1 year ago
Erm... not after November.
Mequellios 1 year ago
@adamsutherland But see Americans don't like depending on their government for welfare like children depend on their parents. We are the masters and the government is our servant; not the other way wrong.
HailZeon57 1 year ago
@HailZeon57 yes its all well and good having that attitude, most people have that attitude, but health is a separate issue - common sense tells us to take care of our fellow humans hence why universal healthcare is morally brilliant, its not dependence on the government, its brotherhood and companionship of fellow men and women
adamsutherland 1 year ago
I'm not reading through all 404 comments but please tell me that you all know this is fake!? It's completely fake. It's a sketch from a website called 'The Onion'. The usual reporter 'being at a Micheal Kors sample sale' is a massive, glaring give-away.
CrewGirluk2003 1 year ago
Lol suicide vests.
ToxicOdiousOne 1 year ago
Suicide Vests don't kill people. People kill people.
8ung3st 1 year ago 131
@8ung3st:
suicide wests don't kill people,
I kill people,
with suicide wests!
Bouncy8864 1 year ago
@8ung3st
If guns are legal a person has the right to be able to kill a person, but not to actually do it. This force only serves to give a false sense of empowerment towards others and the government. If people are unsatisfied they rise up? Like when WTO meet and friendly protestors gets stopped after police commiting acts of violence masked as protestors. Preventive actions stopping peoples voices from being heard happen alot these days, the ability to vield a gun doesnt change that.
lassek85 1 year ago
@8ung3st Horses are bad people.
salamisumo2 1 year ago
@8ung3st Suicide vests help, though.
davethehostage 1 year ago
@8ung3st Correction, Cliford Baines kills people. With his bare damn hands.
shade270 1 year ago
@8ung3st maybe so, but the vests make it a whole lot easier. ;)
gobo760 11 months ago
Great, great metaphor for gun control.
SteelSkin667 1 year ago 5
how else can you get rid of occupiers that invade your country to extend their hegemony and realize their economic-strategic interests?
i believe this waiting period is an abomination. what if within those five days the US installs yet another obsequious governor? or buys off some more tribal war lords?
it's just absurd.
jasonliao2 1 year ago 4
I remember back in the old country in alquida, my family would come toghtere every month and grab money and give them suicide vests and have the monkey run around , this was a great honor for us
JulianTheGuitarist 1 year ago
Damn government trying to take my suicide vests away! When I was a kid, we used to go into town every weekend and blow ourselves up for some spare change.
silencesoloud12 1 year ago
"just keep them away from kerosine soaked American flags, my brother died this way" lmfao
AMC1706 1 year ago
I love the clips when the have the Al-Quada operative on the panel. Classic!
Reid573 1 year ago 6
Its so hillarious, watching the serious comments add up over days and days, when they finaly realize this video was meant for comedy. i knwo they must feel stupid on the inside hahaha
codywtanner 2 years ago 2
That is brilliant :D haha. I do love that Arabic bloke.
666satanification666 2 years ago 2
Me too and his other clips from the Newsroom playlist.. ;d
exilius333 2 years ago 2
If people want to own a suicide vest they SHOULD have to take them out to a range and show they know how to use one. It's only fair...
formless777 2 years ago 182
@formless777 lol
loveisforlosers123 1 year ago
collection item...lmao
HalomasterObi1177 2 years ago
the arab looking guy on the panel is classic!
Freedom9531 2 years ago
looking through the comments only a few have picked up that this is a satire about the gun debate in america, and it is hilarious
19948 2 years ago 8
I think it's more about gun control, abortion restriction, and smoking bans all rolled into one ha ha
MrAbolitionist 2 years ago
lol this terrorist comes in other vids. the guy if funny as fuck! I love him!
rlinfinity 2 years ago
hahaha u guys are great
ChouTofu91 2 years ago 3
Omar is the best.
bigmikef5 2 years ago 4
Get your self to a range and demonstrate you know how to use it...... Brilliant
3ratt 2 years ago
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Blowing yourself up is an act of desperation, it is the last alternative for the helpless; it is not an act of terrorism, but an act of vengeance.
Mrmoc7 2 years ago
Dude, are you aware that it requires a tremendous amount of fanaticism to blow yourself in an act of war, much like the Kamikazis. Also most terrorists in Iraq are not Iraqis.
Hotshotter3000 2 years ago
Can you substantiate your last statement with any real data? I might be willing to change my mind.
Mrmoc7 2 years ago
real data? You want real data to prove that blowing yourself up requires fanaticism?
MaddestHatterFilms 2 years ago
No, numb nut. I said his last statement, which clearly isn't the one you posted above. Jesus fucking christ, learn to follow simple instructions....
Mrmoc7 2 years ago
Firstly, let me congratulate you on using both numb-nuts and Jesus fucking Christ, youve really lifted the discussion to a new height.
MaddestHatterFilms 2 years ago
Secondly, I apologies that I misread his post. While I can not provide you with the exact data, I understand that most of the terrorist organisations that are operating in Iraq are actually from other countries, but simply using the country as a base because of its large amount of uninhabited land where they cant be detected. I hope I have been helpful and assisted in bringing you out of the ignorance you are clearly covered in.
MaddestHatterFilms 2 years ago
No you haven't because you were too lazy to cite even one credible source which supports your *understanding.* Presumably, this *understanding* of yours didn't come from your own field work, so clearly you got it from somewhere? And let me congratulate you for having your head so far up your ass, that you think you're better than me because you use "ignorant" while I use "numb-nut." Yes, I suppose you yourself have brought the discussion to a new height: hypocrisy.
Mrmoc7 2 years ago
Wow... there is so much I could say to that, I am literally having trouble deciding where to start. This will probably take several posts, so please stay with me here.
Ill start at the beginning. I did not cite any sources providing you with evidence, and I acknowledged this, as the sources I am using are a combination of people I know, backed up with information present in Heinemann HSC Contemporary History textbook, a work that prescribed for students in their final year in Australia
MaddestHatterFilms 2 years ago
If you were to do a simple Google search, better yet, a search using Google Scholar or a University or History Association archive, Im confident you will be able to find evidence.
Secondly, in response to your claim that I am being hypocritical by calling you ignorant while berating your use of the term numb-nuts, I apologise if my use of adjectives has hurt your feelings. Your claims and attitude that I have observed through your posts here have provided me with evidence that you are ignorant
MaddestHatterFilms 2 years ago
Thirdly, on a point unrelated to our discussion, but relevant to one I can see developing with you, many nations in the world do hold the opinion that the American government has committed acts of terrorism. When former-president Bush declared War on Terror he was asked by representatives to submit a definition of terrorism.
MaddestHatterFilms 2 years ago
While I do not know the exact definition that was provided, I do know that the US Administration was asked to have the definition stricken from the record when they noticed that by their own definition the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki were acts of terrorism.
MaddestHatterFilms 2 years ago
lol no its neither its the way they were taught to fight
LILHANSEN1 2 years ago
it is an act of terrorism, whether from desperation, or tricked into it thorugh religous propoganda stemming from political power vying.
it is terrorism, regardless of why
DelmarBos 2 years ago
You're equivocating my intended definition for terrorism. By your new definition, the U.S. government commits acts of terror every day they bomb buildings and kill people, even if those people are enemies of the U.S. Now how do you like that definition?
Mrmoc7 2 years ago
yes to outside countries the us are terrorists. the taliban hated the us, considering them enemies...funny how these serious discussions happen based on comedy
jsmoke03 2 years ago 3
good satire like this should create these sort of discussions
MaddestHatterFilms 2 years ago
By that extremely careless definition, you just condemned all the founding fathers of your own country as terrorists. Nice job.
Mrmoc7 2 years ago
According to Merriam Webster, Terrorism is "the systematic use of terror especially as a means of coercion."
The founding fathers were not terrorists, they did not use terror, they used traditional methods of war.
And yes, the US government at times uses terrorism as means of coercion, absolutely.
One mans terrorist is another's hero/liberator/martyr. its unfortunate yet true.
DelmarBos 2 years ago 4
@DelmarBos
Actually, that's not entirely true. The Revolutionary War was very similar to the situation in Afghanistan today. It was largely an unconventional (guerrilla) war. Anyone who supported the invading force (the British crown) risked being brutalized (tarred and feathered or something similar.) Everyone would smile and nod when the British troops would come through, but then they'd report the unit's activities to the local militia as soon as they left.
rangerchallengebravo 1 year ago
In fact, the British thought that our methods were so dishonerable that they regarded us as "terrorists" or something similar.
Take Washington's crossing of the Delaware to attack the Hessian position at Trenton, for example. The Hessians probably didn't dream that Washington would launch a major assault on Christmas day. Back then, that move was probably unthinkable to most people. Make no mistake - our past is not the romantic, honorable story that many of us were led to believe.
rangerchallengebravo 1 year ago 3
At least there are a few competent people in the youtube community.
Thank you...
0000infinity0000 1 year ago
So what are you trying to say???
I'm happy he did it. Fuck those foreign oligarchs and aristocrats they are parasites and should shot and pissed on.
anonymous4now16 1 year ago
@anonymous4now16
I was trying to say that we've switched roles. Now we're the ones invading and oppressing other people. We're doing the same things to Iraq and Afghanistan that the British were doing to us during the Revolutionary War.
So people who support the American side in both the Revolution and the current wars in Iraq and Afghanistan are either extremely hipocritical, or they don't know their history.
rangerchallengebravo 1 year ago
I agree we can't let the rest of the world think that all Americans are anything like our false corporate sponsors, I mean leaders. I support the troops I don't agree with the wars going on right now we need to concentrate on our own country and let the rest of the world cry to us for help the way they always do and USA like the great morally superior country that our people are will always find it to help out. We don't need to send foriegn aid let the citizens decide how to spend our taxes.
anonymous4now16 1 year ago
@rangerchallengebravo
We just miss the USSR :'( We're lonely.....
Manofaction0 1 year ago
-clap-
MrShadeBlade 2 years ago
There's plenty of uses for Suicide vests outside of just suicide, they are great at fashion shows, and even better if you discover you didn't win.
Murdermaster 2 years ago 12
people dont win at fashion shows :\
JStamCasual 2 years ago
Every news agency should have their own Al-Qaeda operative :D.
madmax21st 2 years ago 10
lmao!
SalehUddin1986 2 years ago
That Arab guy kicks ass. I love his "arrogant frown" expression.
LMFAO
pillsburydoughboy47 2 years ago 49