Beyonce Master Cleanse Fast

[BigKev96]

When did Ivan the Terrible get to be on You Tube pimpin the Master Cleanse ? Chimpmunks ! Aaaaaaaaahhhh !

[kritrosebouquet]

why do you look like a pedo??

[chanellie86]

Come check out my journey as I do the cleanse that Beyonce did for her role she played in for the movie Dream Girls. The Master cleanse aka Lemonade Diet. August1st, 2011 is when I will begin day 1. Thanks

[solvita14]

hahha i was laughing my guts out :D gd stuff, just b careful with the salt intake!

[jennyjones8043]

your hilariuos. sofunny

[theoneandonlyolya]

lol this guy is funny :) i like people thike that, full of life ha ha

[reforest4fertility]

Wow, I thought beyonce woulda been better looking

[Darkangelmmortalwin]

@reforest4fertility This is Beyonce without makeup and a tan.

[onemin1986]

hello there,

i am a bit confused...

so u are suppose to drink lemon, maple syrup, cayenne pepper drink eight times a day....

how often are u suppose to drink the salt water flush??? one every morning?

[HumbleWarriorNazdurt]

he was funny ...

[eclecticbuni]

i take ckls as a laxative, all tea laxatives hurt my stomach so bad. plus ckls just makes you feel the way you normally do when you got to go to the bathroom.

[valencia653]

omgoodness i tried doin this for 10days but i cudnt make it past 3 lol

[bdyan53]

Darling...you are using too much pepper.....lol...but love the video.

[rabz777]

When you had you lemon drink , how long was it after your salt drink till you had it? How many cups and salt, then how many times a day did you drink lemon after that?Can you give me a plan quickly? Can I use honey cause i cant find maple!

[nessakay02]

this is not the way to go about loosing weight. Your starving yourself. You lose muscle weight and ur slowing down your bodies motabolism. I tried it and i only lasted seven day's. After reading more about this diet i learned that it is not a way to loose weight. I did loose weight but i gained it back the second i started eating again.

[Sharaya128]

@nessakay02 yea this is unhealthy. and the worst part is that you can actually end up gaining more weight than u started with because the metabolism is slowing down. definitely not the way to go.

[peaceandlove181]

hahahaa I love your video!

[ganuthus]

i like his hair lol

[ralithelion]

dude even in fear factor they don't act like this ;D

[MyClubLife]

hilarious...nice work!

[illsuive]

hilarious

[micheanimeart]

THANK YOU!!! i'm sooooooooooooo doing this!!! gotta lose weight before september 2nd!!! that's when school starts!!! SENIOR YEAR!!

[AlysonBIU]

i tried this and it was honestly DELICIOUS!!!! .... even the salt water.... but then again i put salt on ice and eat it.... i didnt make it the ten days though---- food was callin my name!! might just try it again!

[villagefem]

SOME FOLKS LOVE TO LOOK AT THEMSELF......hehehhhehehheheh­eheheh

[macdelight]

Beyonce is the master of public relations.. I cautioned my 18 year old and forbade her to follow this nonsense. There is no proof that this is what she used...she is a millionaire and can and has personal chefs the best food and coaches. How can u be so stupid and believe this? Well I guess so if you believe that she is the only Black American girl in the world who has blonde hair down her back,. if you believe that I got a Bridge I cAn sell ya! u used her name to grab attention.

[captwasabi]

@macdelight You are so right here Mac. There is not a single study that shows any of these "detoxification" programs to have any tangible benefit whatsoever. It's amazing how easily people are led by just plain, bad science.

[ginacoppo]

dude you crack me up

[Lijesm1]

Try using liquid cayenne pepper, it's not so aggressive.

[sandystriker1]

why are you wearing your underwear on your head?

[TheVeesexy1]

this is funny......your face when you drink the tea..

[AlexisPratt09]

If I am off a lil bit by my measurements does it make a big difference??

And can I use the sea salt flush at night too instead of the tea...just curious although I dont want to =)

[tonideaver]

Though you can lose weight with the "Master Cleanse" there is nothing even pretending to be nutritional about it. Be wise. Weight loss is a big part of health, but not the end all.

[kymheartschris]

i love beyonce but i aint about to drink that shit

[lickmaclitt]

@rjdrlicka

thanks, do u know if grade b is the same as no. 2?

[lickmaclitt]

hey does it have to be grade b m syrup??

[rjdrlicka]

YES, grade b has more nutrients.

[catlovergal]

lol...gr8 video!

[cestlina]

guys ... feel free to stir the juice with the knife ok ? LOL

[themasterItachi]

lol i cant it it it horrible taste

[xIronTitan]

Beyonce didnt make the master cleanse, it was Stanley Burroughs, look it up

[roadpie]

Correct, I looked it up before even doing the video. Thanks to Beyonce though this cleanse is more popular. I agree with you, credit deserves to be given to the originator and Stanley Burroughs was the creator of this cleanse.

[quebonitanina]

que feo eres!

[goanyways]

NO PULP!

[phillychic23]

wow. i wanna try this.

[shumidipu]

salt water flush!! yuck! I just had it this morning.. EOW!!!!

[FastLossWeight]

Finally The Diet Solution Program here: watch?v=6LhODQFSxdM

[TheBabez973]

does this make u loose weight or summin?

[LisaBreeBranch]

LMFAO when you were drinking the lemonade! when i drank it myself i felt like i couldn't breath x.x

[mastercleanseapp]

Haha, nice vid Bob. My boys and I just finished making the Master Cleanse iPhone app, which is doing quite well for only being out a week. Do a simple search for it and you'll find it.

[SumNJFella]

2:11 llllooooolllll

[andrews23451]

laxative tea is disgusting

[roadpie]

I agree.

[nidagichole]

dude...you shoulda just drank the maple lemonade without the pepper, and swallowed 2 or 3 capasacian/cayenne pepper CAPLETS from GNC...then you wouldn;'t be burning the heck out of your throat.

[roadpie]

good idea!

[pennycandyy]

@roadpie not the same...

[LisaBreeBranch]

@nidagichole caplets don't do the body good as much as actually pouring the pepper in the drink..

[drclem283]

haha..love it.. your funny!!

[d4nk1503]

what stores sell the master cleanse?

[amisstarr]

none... you make it yourself

[Citygirl10472]

Hey my mom used to have those same dinner plates!

[TarotLadyLissa]

The cayenne for me isnt that bad; I actually add 2 pinches! lol

[ASHELYLUVU]

LMAO @ 0:49

[xxmaricel31xx]

did u get any results

[TheCharlotteChaCha]

funny vid but he looks kinda creepy^^

[roadpie]

Interesting describe creepy for me???????

[nidagichole]

creepy means when a grown man has both a beard, mustache, and long hair. you can have two out of three but all three look creepy.unless of course, you opt for just a mustache, in which case you look like a creepy child molester.not that there is anything wrong with that, cuz the younger ladies love it secretly.

[thehapagirl92]

@TheCharlotteChaCha pedobear?

[dezzio214]

lol!! 3:36-3:55

[labuena45]

your funny

[TheCrampz]

Lol "*gulp* *gulp* ahhhh salty... *gulp* gulp* ahhhhhhh" xD

[Eduardo151515]

the sea salt is so hard to drink i stop doing it

[Gorgeousmilanne]

do u have to have the laxative tea or can u just have the salt water flush?????????

[Freshkid80z]

so the steps are laxative tea at night 2 glasses of sea salt water in the morning...then lemonade through out the day...?????

[roadpie]

Yes you nailed it! BEST TO YOU!

[ADorkableSisters]

does it have to be grade B Maple Syrup? will it work with Pure Maple Syrup?

[roadpie]

Use GRADE B IT has more nutrients. Best to you!

[ADorkableSisters]

well i dont know where sells near where i live an i cant get it from a website.

[disneydiva21]

i can afford grade b maple right now.. can i use regular ?

[marioshakirasanchez]

i have a question. when on the master cleanse do you have to drink the laxative tea and the salt water flush or can you just drink the lemonade.

[lilCtren]

i whent 10 days on the master cleanse without drinking the tea or salt i just drunk the leamonade and thats it. and i end up actually loosing more weight then you supose to.i had lost 24 pounds'and i cheated a couple of times by eating chicken noodle soup

[kentmocc]

The point of the cleanse is to Detox, not to lose weight. "cheating" ruins the detox by interrupting your organs from detoxing your body since it has to start processing solid/processed foods again.

Its very important to stick to the plan and not diverse. It is very important to do the lax tea or Salt water flush since it does exactly that....Flush your system. If you would of, im sure you would of lost even more weight.

[sandrapann]

well what if you use the bottle lemonade could that work also?

[roadpie]

Nothing is better than real fresh squeezed lemons. Freshness is power and more good things. Bottled is old and lacking things and maybe things were added to keep it from going bad.

[lilCtren]

i had used bottle for 2 days and i was still weigh the same so i recommend fresh squeezed

[baglady26]

wow its amazing how beyonce had to go through this diet. she has alot of willpower cause i dont think i can do that. i know she had to hate doing it though.lol

[roadpie]

That's GREAT Hope you were successful! Best to you!

[roadpie]

That's probably a good idea. For some reason i did drink my first glass fast.

[prettytoni321]

Change the title to queer fag dieting; why fuck do you a cleanse you worhtless maggot deaths around the corner

[roadpie]

Usually what one says about others lies within you. You will destroy yourself with your hate. Best to you!

[verily59]

There is always a DumbA**, you handled it well. There are a lot of people wanting to do the cleanse and they like to see what others go through. Thanks for posting. We'll be watching your progress. Good luck.

[HowBadDoiWantThis]

Oh my goshhhhhhh, I laughed so Hard when you had your first drink of the lemon drink. Hilarious :) Loved it.

[learnl8]

Vibrabt cleanse organic premixed powder. The exact same thing except organic. Single serving packets for my bottled water. Awesome.

At whole foods or online. It was actually cheaper than making it myself. No heartburn either.

[erismika]

its ok rite if dont use maple syrup???

[sexymama314573]

It has 2 be hot

[Onegurrrlrev]

Yeah, it works but will gain back unless you change your diet and lifestyle completely afterwards.

[sexymama314573]

Oh ok do u know how it works or where i can get the instructions free

[Onegurrrlrev]

i would suggest buying the actual book. I bought mine from borders book store. The book was $12.

[ephedrinedietpills]

^^^^^^

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[blakcherrygurl]

Is there a website for this clease, or some sort of written version?

[roadpie]

Just type in master cleanse pdf in google and it will take you to a free download of the book. Best to you!

[fancyfonda83]

Man I feel your pain. I drank that crap and it was like drinking cajun lemonade. Don't worry after day three it won't taste that bad, just go easy on the cayenne pepper and you should be okay.

[GreatMasterCleanse]

Your invited to join us at the Greatest Master Cleanse Ever - we could use your help and expertise on our channel! It starts June 15th 2009!

I'm new to you tube so let me know some tips...

Help spread the word please!

Here's to Peace on Earth!

Cheers.

Maury Power

[claumarop]

hahaha this is funny...im started just a day ago so good so far...

as for the glass of salt water in the morning thats just to make you even thirstier throughout the day, therefore you drink more lemon juice!

[Onegurrrlrev]

the salt water also makes you eliminate like crazy. Can't forget that. Apparently, your body thinks it's blood..that's why it eliminates so fast. it rejects it and cleanses your intestines. I am on day 2!

[roadpie]

Thanks for the input. Best to you on completing the fast.

[vicky2c]

salt is very toxic. In china people actually commit suicide by taking a tsp of salt. Also, if you were on a desert island, you would throw up in you drank sea water and eventually dehydrate! This is very dangerous. you tube dr. doug graham and his wife rozalind gruben. read 80/10/10 for the best way to cleanse and awsome research and info!

[roadpie]

Thanks for your comment. All things are toxic including water in excess. I only partially agree as I did not experience any side effects of the salt water flush. Best to you.

[ambermonkeys123]

I do agree that most everything is toxic is one has too much, maybe except for water. I think it would be toxic, however, if one drinks excessive amounts and does not urinate, provoking bladder infections and toxins storing up in the body. But in some aspects water could be dangerous (as can air) if it enters the bloodstream.

[WrogPublicznyNumer1]

this guy scares me and he has a bad name .Twin Peaks.

[Sweetheart2325]

do you drink the sea salt every day?

[roadpie]

yes. best to you!

[xsultrysongstress79x]

this is probably a stupid question, but did you also get the cayenne pepper from a health food store, because i swear ive looked everywhere in my town grocery stores, but i cant find any...

[roadpie]

No such thing as a stupid question. I purchased it at the health food store. It is very common and should be in most stores. Not sure where you live but if you still can't find it try an ethnic store or Mexican food store they would have it for sure. Best to you!

[xsultrysongstress79x]

ok..thank you! i'll def try the health food store, iam more than sure they have it now. lol. :)

[cult66623]

can you sub for chili pepper?

[roadpie]

Sounds good but may not be a good plan. Best to You!

[Miah151]

why do you have to drink 2 glasses of salt water? what does that do?

[roadpie]

The salt water helps your colon flush faster and better.

[geo17pip]

its 1/10 a tablespoon..... not a pinch if anything half a pinch

[tea4pea]

were did u get the maple syrup in that size?

[roadpie]

A local health food store.

[ernietube1]

I kinda think the human body looks very well after itself. However, this means eating a well balanced diet, no smoking, alcohol or other addictive drugs. I have problems from high blood sugar levels after eating excess sugars and carbohydrates. A low carbo diet fixed this. I help my digestion with Psyllium Husk to avoid symptons of IBS.

[roadpie]

Sweet! Happy to here your success! I agree that the body takes care of itself when properly nourished, and not abused.

[RichieNifty]

You're funny and I like you hair

especially when it was braid...so don't cut it

keep it up ;) . bless you

[roadpie]

thanks-Best to you!

[bigstaw]

cut ur hair

use water pills

[roadpie]

Your advice is expected from a cloned android educated by a backwards society. Best to you!

[bigstaw]

ur ugly

[roadpie]

Thanks much.

[jaythreat1]

precite it but now im on day 6 and really tired of this stuff lol

[roadpie]

Day 5 and 6 was the toughest for me too....Kick it's TAIL!

[jaythreat1]

im starting tommorow but didnt drink the tea dont have the tea right now but ima use the salt .....and get the tea tommorow will that hurt anything

[roadpie]

You will be just fine. Have a GREAT FAST!

[Jammy3782]

you remind me of Johnny Depp in Pirates movie. You know, your gestures n stuff. Your funny :-)

[roadpie]

Thanks man! Best to you!

[roadpie]

I think I'm going dyslexic - second comment I deleted in a row by mistake sorry....to answer the deleted question...grade b maple syrup can be purchased at most health food stores and some major retail food stores or from a local maple syrup independent farm ( the best choice).

[roadpie]

Yes you drink the laxative tea at night. I deleted your question by accident sorry. Best to you.

[roadpie]

What one says about others usually is within themselves. Best to you.

[ejkaull]

Noooooo, moobs....run away!

[mzreshanicole]

LOL! You are hilarious, good luck.

[BrittanyDawnWhite]

lmfao, that is so funny how his title says "Beyonce Master Cleanse Fast".

Bob, r u tryna look like Beyonce, hahahaha.

just joking with ya

[roadpie]

Jokes are a good thing. I don't have a Beyonce posterior end to pull it off.

[xxl606]

You remember me of Johnny Depp (or what's his name, the one who was in Pirates of the Caribbean.) And how long do you need to do that cleanse?

[BrittanyDawnWhite]

atleast 10 days, but you can do it for 40 or more

[xxl606]

thx

[roadpie]

10 days minimum, up to 40 days but make sure you use a straw if you go more than 10 days the acid from the lemons could damage the enamel on your teeth. With anything be smart and aware of your body and it's reactions to the cleanse...

[xxl606]

thank you :)

[btyson1987]

roadpie,

Your hair is perfectly fine, unique and cute, I found your video to be the best as it actually explains step by step what you have been doing, it also is funny..Have you continued the diet? If so how much weight you lost at the end..

Best wishes,

[roadpie]

Thanks much. I lost 10 pounds and kept it off. Yes I will do the cleanse again soon. Best to YOU!

[janel131317]

dude your really funny...good luck with everything

[roadpie]

Thanks man. Best to you also!

[DolceMtl]

omg he's hilarious....lmao

[muffinkingness]

lol gd stuff xD

[liamshy28]

GOSH HE IS SO UGLY, SORRY BUT SO TRUE.

[roadpie]

Your words are so kind. Funny how you have no picture up to comment back on. I have found what people say about others is what is inside of them. Best to you!

[liamshy28]

like i said, sorry. no, i dont have a pic, because one is not needed. but what is sad, is that if you read it again, i was very mindful of my words. and intent. he is just not attractive in this video.

[emmaeatsporridgelots]

UGH liamshy28 is such a knob. dont listen. hes obviously some sort of arse.

[GreatMasterCleanse]

Your invited to join us at the Greatest Master Cleanse Ever - It starts June 15th 2009!

I'm new to you tube so let me know any tips...

Help spread the word please!

Here's to Peace on Earth!

Cheers.

Maury Power

[stemikger]

GET A HAIRCUT.

[mileyol]

wayyyy funny!

thanks

[pippafoxy1]

ha ha ha your so helpful

[jordangresham]

LOL LOL LOL .... I Fell The Pepper In My Troth IT'S GOOD.... LOLOLLOOLOLLMAOLMAO.

[angelsky147]

It helps if you make 3 quarts in a large jug, add one teaspoon of cayenne...and purchase a 1 quart jug and add ice to it.....

[AUBURNPROUD7]

I like to put my pepper in a small amt of liquid and 'shoot' it, then I can enjoy the lemonade

[roadpie]

Sounds like a good plan.

[ebokers100]

bob you crack me up, but yet infomative lol

[roadpie]

Ty. best to you.

[emmaeatsporridgelots]

hey bob... or anybody, but most importantly bob! i really need some advice. i guess exercise plays a big part in the weight loss? sorry, i dont mean for it to sound like a stupid question, but would the body just naturally burn away the fat?... i'm guessing exercise would help.. basically, what did you do during the diet?

[roadpie]

Exercise is the key to good health with a good diet. Exercise burns fat and puts more oxygen in your blood. Makes you stronger and smarter. Exercise simply means moving around in anyway you like.

[talllents]

cool dude =D

[AutopsyReport22]

The MC was out long before Beyonce was born! I heard about this diet back in like '85. Of course you'll lose weight if all you're taking in is essentially water and lemons.

[ParadigmShift22]

LOL

[LaVandaNoir]

Bob rocks! He's hooolarious! The Force bless him! Thanks for posting!

[mizzbearhugss]

yay! that was great. where's the rest???

[chilabean]

Bob Rocks! Hey I need to loose 15 lbs. Does this really work? Has anyone tried it?

[Jdonch]

you rock dude!!!

[kidefro]

he is totally right doctors can kill you