GTA San Andreas All Fat CJ Quotes Part 1

[sonic15able]

who the fuck is pee-wee

[TehGaberz91]

@sonic15able No one. "Pee-wee" is a term to make fun of someone that's small.

[sbd150]

I dont think so, Im not interested in shemales :')

[jakekingtiger]

at 1:35 i'd rather exercise than hang with you i'd rather go on a diet than hang with you lmao hahahaha!

[RustySacks]

"Nah, I like ice scream, not coffee."

[theme542]

Im fat and lazy now give me yo car

[gtakid1000]

cant be at the fatman xD

[TheAssassinKiler]

1:12 "look at me now. Fat man got a gun, bitch!" lololo

[clockendboy]

I liked the one when you get an expensive haircut and someone says

"Hey, nice $100 haircut"

"Thanks, most people just call me fat."

[Jayfeather298]

" im too fat to walk anymore " 3:14

[Jayfeather298]

the phrases seem to change when i go to different cities

[CpsLock3]

CJ pretdicts the double down.

[SkyrimOrBust]

LUNCH MONEY

[itsADT]

FAT MAN GOTTA GUN BITCH!

[OshMMf]

"Little girl, I'd love to see you again" xD

[brutaka359]

"The ink yeah" "yeah I'll take one of those"

When does he say that!?

[TheReverend29]

@brutaka359 when someone says "hey nice tattoes" and you reply with Y (Positively)

[TheDustyspears]

Anyone else notice CJ is nicer when he's fat?

[MarvelFan201]

damn i lost my waffle money LOL

[Brainsyhaines]

" I'm just a fat bitch, huh? " Hahahah

[TehGaberz91]

I love how he takes a breath in between like, every quote. xD

[DonforDead]

"Stop sweating........I'm already sweating!"

[bighead69852]

"i'd rather go on a diet than see you again lady" haha

[Nasbayern]

thank you man! i've been looking for this!

[emanuelbull]

Fat man got a gun Bitch!!...

[gunny51997]

stand still!

[miguelangelv7]

ye the car tight tight for me to get in LOOOOL

[Cornwiggle]

What's funny is, when you have max fat AND muscle, CJ doesn't change his dialogue from being muscular. He doesn't even say "It's all muscle under here" even though that's true. It doesn't really affect his physical prowess either if you have the muscle underneath it.

[TBAKC]

"aw my stomach" lmfao

"you got some doenuts we can eat" lol

"i ain't cut out for this shit" rotflmao

[raz96]

Next they're gonna say GTA encourages childhood obesity because you get a bunch of snappy one-liners if you pack on the pounds

[mikesholler27]

you got some donuts for us to eat

[Eushisu]

I'MMA EAT YOU FOO

[ekw248]

3:28

I need this bike you lil bitch! LMAO

[crazyviewer109]

Gimme dat bike PeeWee! LOL!

[daKandiman14]

I can't believe how much dialog was recorded for this game. This game only took 2 years to make. That's why Rockstar are the best developers.

[5p33dk1nG]

unhand my blubber asshole!

[ricey23]

lunch money lmao

[CartoonNothingTwo]

This is why I like Fat CJ. 

[clockendboy]

The best one I heard is

Pedestrian: Nice $100 haircut

CJ: Thanks, most people just call me fat.

[matrixXP22]

i'lld love to but my money go on food :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D OMG

[TheClodfather]

fat cj is awesome lol

[T0mmyboy100]

"I'm just a fat bitch, huh?"

XD

[McFro95]

hahah

[asap1397]

what is "piwi"?

[McFro95]

@asap1397 a skinny dude

[trexattack]

@asap1397 i dont know if you already got the awnser

a pee wee is a low ranking criminal i think

[Zombie256]

hey, you should eat some more too

[NTom92]

and he speaks out of breath

[NTom92]

he actually deepens his voice...LOL

[krazy3killaklown]

hahhaha you wanna get flaten?

[KosaiAvonej]

Dude put up the video of when Sweet calls you to goto the Gym when your fat. Lmmfao.

[TheIzzul23]

"Unhand my blubber, Asshole!"

[JoshThynne]

anyway i could get some of these as a seperate sound file for sampling in a song?

[Maniachila]

Big daddy style?!?!! LOL

[DjFreshmatic]

*UNHAND MY BLUBBER!* this shit is funny as hell

[Theboss212122]

3:32

[KamikazeeMonkey15]

Lmaoooo this is hilarious!

[GSpeedEmotion]

@KamikazeeMonkey15 lol, you'r right.