"Things" such as Dr. Laura is what we call "the closet racists." They are the most dangerous kinds of racists, who hides behind a closet to climb up the ladder of American success only to start acting anti-American after reaching it.
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You all who think Dr. Laura is STRICK?CRUEL?COLD?BITTER? You all are too weak to realize that she speaks the truth. Its too bad you guys can't handle it.
laura is probably alot like her mom.i think laura's mom abused her as a child and now laura is treating people just like her mom treated her.i believe she is just like her mom.how you treat other people is a reflection of how you really feel about yourself.laura is a control monger.if she ever really faced her own issues she would a mental collaspe.i wonder if her son will take her place once she is gone.i hope not.
Very good observation and analysis zuniga...If I was her son I'd be hoping for OBama to keep the troops in Iraq longer just so he wouldn't have to come home to her, lol.
LOL this sums up dr. laura perfectly. I hate the woman, she makes money off of peoples problems and gives her opinions which aren't worth a damn thing. What a bitch.
dr lauras son put a gun in his mouth on myspace because he has dr laura as a mother. dr laura even lies about her credentials. she is not a family theripist.
This is so hilarious! Great job! Although I like dr. laura sometimes, she's kinda ridiculous at times in her advices. To me, she's kinda bias toward women at times and that shocks me.
This is pretty damn hilarious. It's actually pretty fucking wonderful. I never really listened to Dr. Laura before this year, and occasionally at lunch breaks she'll come on in the car. And aren't we all so lucky that she can solve major problems in seconds with conservative rhetoric?
"Dr. Laura, my husband is a heroine addict and beats our children."
"You should've married a man and not a boy. Stand by him."
And you have to love how her son put up that MySpace page in which he was fellating a gun and admitting to doing a whole lot of naughty things! Hearing about that was damn near orgasmic for me!
If Deryk is an example of what her "superior" parenting yields, everyone should ship their kid off to daycare after six weeks and send them to a boarding school in Kindergarten.
Then, she'll add, "read Proper Care and Feeding of Husbands and he'll change. If you don't, he'll leave you for another woman, and it will be all your fault!"
LOL! Brava! That was one of the funniest things I've ever seen! Reminded me a lot of Jodi Foster as Dr. Laura, and I mean that as a 100% compliment. You nailed Ms "I am my mentally ill kid's mom" right on the bleached head! Good job!
This is quite obviously a parody of Dr. Laura. I've listened to her show for years, and although she is bold and blunt, she is also very sensitive, caring, and intelligent. I challenge anyone who is negative on her to actually listen to her show for a week or two (not just a few minutes). If you listen to her openly and believe in traditional American values you will appreciate what she has to say.
Earjj5, thanks for watching. Yes, it's a parody, but it is strongly based on an actual phone call during which "Dr." Laura trashed a depressed female caller who apparently was dealing with a philandering husband. The suicide angle is my sarcasm.(Continued next posting)... I listen often, not just for 15 minutes in order to really know her. (Continued on next posting)...
She puts female equality and independence down constantly while behaving opposite of that. Every time I listen, 3 or 4 times a week, with a few exceptions where she is unexpectedly kind and gives some good advice, she acts close to exactly like I portrayed her in this sketch: unnecessarily rude, mean-spirited and egocentric,(NOT AT ALL the way she tells women callers to behave in their biblical 'roles') to at least one or two callers in the span of an hour. And I'm being conservative.
I used to like her, but she gets more misogynistic by the year. She's started to excuse violence against women and cheating husbands. I draw the line there.
As well you should, Suuuz. But then perhaps ol' Dr. Laura is trying to morally justify the wrongs she has placed on other people. Bear in mind that her husband left his wife for her...so maybe she has to be so hard on the wives in order to feel better about being a homewrecker? Add the fact that she's not getting any younger into the mix and you get a farbissenah (did I spell that right) with an obsession with making wives who DIDN'T cheat the system miserable or straightjacketed.
Of course...a cheating husband is how she got to be "her kid's mom" instead of an ugly old bitch.
And have you heard the new one? She said, according to Abigail Pogrebin, the author of the book "Stars of David" about prominent Jewish people in America, the old hag has now decided she will no longer practice Judaism because Jewish people are soooooooooooooo cruel and mean to her (probably because, it seems to me, Jewish people have a more finely-developed moral compass than most people)!
Nor should you. I'm not a Jew, but I can totally understand why the Jewish people should toss her out on her can. She reinforces an awful lot of negative stereotypes against Jewish people. The Jews have been through enough without having to deflect from the image of an unprincipled old bitch who seems to be willing to do anything for money. Just about every Jew I know can't stand her.
You gotta love it how her son apparently got into a scrape when a picture of him fellating a gun ended up on MySpace along with some very violent stick figures and some highly maladjusted prose.
But him smacking a protestor is beyond the pale. He needs to be Court-martialed if that and the MySpace stuff is true. Can you imagine Dr. Laura calling herself "my Court-martialed kid's mom"?
Now this is absolutly awful. If you actually listened and tried to understand what Dr. Laura was saying, she has great morals! Sure, she tells the truth in a harsh way sometimes, but you totally make her sound awful. Sometime, actually try to listen to what she's saying.
She's self-serving by being self-righteous. Though I support the troops and hope we attain victory against Islamofascism, it is not right how she pimps her kid and his status in the military. And what he did on MySpace should not be tolerated, no matter who his mother is.
Maybe you're too unsophisticated. Perhaps you should leave the manufactured housing some time in the next year and learn something outside your circle.
Hi, did you hear about "Dr." Laura's son not had a sick myspace page but also beat up a female protester? The only good thing about them is it's revenge for bragging about her son Deryk being a Marine.
"She's a multi-millionaire who tells trailer-park women they should stay home and raise their kids rather than doing productive work which COULD elevate their families out of poverty."
I would love for a caller to ask her about her husband's marital status at the time they met. Yeah, she's such a great moral example!
She's a multi-millionaire who tells trailer-park women they should stay home and raise their kids rather than doing productive work which COULD elevate their families out of poverty. Even though she's got a kid in the Army and we're all supposed to bow down to that, I hope she dies alone and in poverty!
Dr. Laura is the smartest woman in the world! This is not how she is. Listen for a while and you will come around to love her. I didn't like her until I listened for a while and got used to her and understood her. Give her a shot and you will see!
HATE her. Kinda strong dont ya think? Dislike perhaps. Is giving out sane, rational advice to people who simply are too stupid to figure out their own lives too hard for you to hear? I admist she's a bit too religious principles based but she's says crap people need to hear. Some people NEED a good tongue lashing sometimes and her callers are morons!
You are an idiot
I hate this video
benetabet 1 year ago
Aimless, boring and unfunny.
I wanted something funny!
unknownkingdom 1 year ago
and if dr.laura really said all this it would be true.
missfilthymcnasty 1 year ago
DR' Laura is a demon.
ekamau20 1 year ago
Laura's feeble apology is unconvincing.
What do you expect from a bottled blond from sold school Brooklyn.
allermenchenaufder 1 year ago
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"Things" such as Dr. Laura is what we call "the closet racists." They are the most dangerous kinds of racists, who hides behind a closet to climb up the ladder of American success only to start acting anti-American after reaching it.
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user19555 2 years ago
I hate the woman's guts.
user19555 2 years ago
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You all who think Dr. Laura is STRICK?CRUEL?COLD?BITTER? You all are too weak to realize that she speaks the truth. Its too bad you guys can't handle it.
ZTVProductions 2 years ago
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what do you have against goodness?
007bcom 3 years ago
She posed for naked pictures in college.
marshelmormon 3 years ago 5
You look at porn?! :(
007bcom 3 years ago
Yes, she posed naked with wide open legs. She was married and had an affair with a man 30 years her junior.
So much for the bloody hypocrite.
user19555 2 years ago 3
laura is probably alot like her mom.i think laura's mom abused her as a child and now laura is treating people just like her mom treated her.i believe she is just like her mom.how you treat other people is a reflection of how you really feel about yourself.laura is a control monger.if she ever really faced her own issues she would a mental collaspe.i wonder if her son will take her place once she is gone.i hope not.
zuniga6412 3 years ago 4
Very good observation and analysis zuniga...If I was her son I'd be hoping for OBama to keep the troops in Iraq longer just so he wouldn't have to come home to her, lol.
conniebryan 3 years ago
i agree!
zuniga6412 3 years ago
She doesnt practice her jewish religion anymore! can anyone tell me why!
37361811 3 years ago
God I hate Dr. Laura. This is so spot on!! She is such a cold, bitter, condesending bitch.
lovepaolonutini 3 years ago 2
If Dr. Laura were a young, single gentile, I'd be courting her.
billytheimpaler 3 years ago
LOL this sums up dr. laura perfectly. I hate the woman, she makes money off of peoples problems and gives her opinions which aren't worth a damn thing. What a bitch.
playermodelz 3 years ago 2
dr lauras son put a gun in his mouth on myspace because he has dr laura as a mother. dr laura even lies about her credentials. she is not a family theripist.
37361811 3 years ago 2
This is so hilarious! Great job! Although I like dr. laura sometimes, she's kinda ridiculous at times in her advices. To me, she's kinda bias toward women at times and that shocks me.
kaayvin 4 years ago 2
pretty darn funny
michaelolive4 4 years ago
This is pretty damn hilarious. It's actually pretty fucking wonderful. I never really listened to Dr. Laura before this year, and occasionally at lunch breaks she'll come on in the car. And aren't we all so lucky that she can solve major problems in seconds with conservative rhetoric?
"Dr. Laura, my husband is a heroine addict and beats our children."
"You should've married a man and not a boy. Stand by him."
...what?
JVCFelix 4 years ago 2
LOL...Spot on JVC!
Connie:)
conniebryan 4 years ago
And you have to love how her son put up that MySpace page in which he was fellating a gun and admitting to doing a whole lot of naughty things! Hearing about that was damn near orgasmic for me!
If Deryk is an example of what her "superior" parenting yields, everyone should ship their kid off to daycare after six weeks and send them to a boarding school in Kindergarten.
mstock626 4 years ago
Then, she'll add, "read Proper Care and Feeding of Husbands and he'll change. If you don't, he'll leave you for another woman, and it will be all your fault!"
Suuuz77 4 years ago
LOL! Brava! That was one of the funniest things I've ever seen! Reminded me a lot of Jodi Foster as Dr. Laura, and I mean that as a 100% compliment. You nailed Ms "I am my mentally ill kid's mom" right on the bleached head! Good job!
Erosmonkey 4 years ago
This is quite obviously a parody of Dr. Laura. I've listened to her show for years, and although she is bold and blunt, she is also very sensitive, caring, and intelligent. I challenge anyone who is negative on her to actually listen to her show for a week or two (not just a few minutes). If you listen to her openly and believe in traditional American values you will appreciate what she has to say.
earjj5 4 years ago
Earjj5, thanks for watching. Yes, it's a parody, but it is strongly based on an actual phone call during which "Dr." Laura trashed a depressed female caller who apparently was dealing with a philandering husband. The suicide angle is my sarcasm.(Continued next posting)... I listen often, not just for 15 minutes in order to really know her. (Continued on next posting)...
conniebryan 4 years ago
She puts female equality and independence down constantly while behaving opposite of that. Every time I listen, 3 or 4 times a week, with a few exceptions where she is unexpectedly kind and gives some good advice, she acts close to exactly like I portrayed her in this sketch: unnecessarily rude, mean-spirited and egocentric,(NOT AT ALL the way she tells women callers to behave in their biblical 'roles') to at least one or two callers in the span of an hour. And I'm being conservative.
conniebryan 4 years ago
I used to like her, but she gets more misogynistic by the year. She's started to excuse violence against women and cheating husbands. I draw the line there.
Suuuz77 4 years ago
As well you should, Suuuz. But then perhaps ol' Dr. Laura is trying to morally justify the wrongs she has placed on other people. Bear in mind that her husband left his wife for her...so maybe she has to be so hard on the wives in order to feel better about being a homewrecker? Add the fact that she's not getting any younger into the mix and you get a farbissenah (did I spell that right) with an obsession with making wives who DIDN'T cheat the system miserable or straightjacketed.
mstock626 4 years ago
So that's why she gives cheating husbands a pass all the time. Interesting bit of info.
Suuuz77 4 years ago
Of course...a cheating husband is how she got to be "her kid's mom" instead of an ugly old bitch.
And have you heard the new one? She said, according to Abigail Pogrebin, the author of the book "Stars of David" about prominent Jewish people in America, the old hag has now decided she will no longer practice Judaism because Jewish people are soooooooooooooo cruel and mean to her (probably because, it seems to me, Jewish people have a more finely-developed moral compass than most people)!
mstock626 4 years ago
Good to hear, we Jews don't want her in that case!
lavendergirl63 4 years ago
Nor should you. I'm not a Jew, but I can totally understand why the Jewish people should toss her out on her can. She reinforces an awful lot of negative stereotypes against Jewish people. The Jews have been through enough without having to deflect from the image of an unprincipled old bitch who seems to be willing to do anything for money. Just about every Jew I know can't stand her.
mstock626 4 years ago 3
heheheheheheheheheehehehheeeeeeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeehhehehe
moonstarlight 4 years ago
Hysterical...captures her nasty, mean spirited-ness perfectly. "Boo-ya" to that!
mrsgarrettrocks 4 years ago
Dr. Laura is the devil.
ToonsNTeases 4 years ago
with a face like Waylon Flowers' puppet!
What kills me is that people think she's sincere.
You gotta love it how her son apparently got into a scrape when a picture of him fellating a gun ended up on MySpace along with some very violent stick figures and some highly maladjusted prose.
But him smacking a protestor is beyond the pale. He needs to be Court-martialed if that and the MySpace stuff is true. Can you imagine Dr. Laura calling herself "my Court-martialed kid's mom"?
mstock626 4 years ago
didn't dr. laura's parents get stabbed in the face
MICHAELBJORK 4 years ago
Now this is absolutly awful. If you actually listened and tried to understand what Dr. Laura was saying, she has great morals! Sure, she tells the truth in a harsh way sometimes, but you totally make her sound awful. Sometime, actually try to listen to what she's saying.
sparkly132 4 years ago
AMEN Sparkly132 !!!
raslu04 4 years ago
She's self-serving by being self-righteous. Though I support the troops and hope we attain victory against Islamofascism, it is not right how she pimps her kid and his status in the military. And what he did on MySpace should not be tolerated, no matter who his mother is.
mstock626 4 years ago
LMAO
gabsylv 4 years ago
The only thing more annoying than Dr. Laura is a Dr. Laura impersonator.
Achisha 5 years ago 2
"Trailer park+hurricane=BAD."
Let the MAN support the family.
Any man who needs his wife to work or else end up in a trailer park is a sorry piece of shit.
SunscreenAndVitamins 5 years ago
Use your brain for a change, if you have one.
Any woman who will sit on her butt and pretend to raise the kids while the man works all day to raise the kids is either retarded or lazy.
mstock626 5 years ago
Very Funny :)
RioMan123 5 years ago
great job - great satire!!
5point0 5 years ago
That comment was about as funny as the video.
*yawn*
SunscreenAndVitamins 5 years ago
Maybe you're too unsophisticated. Perhaps you should leave the manufactured housing some time in the next year and learn something outside your circle.
Trailer park+hurricane=BAD.
mstock626 5 years ago
"and namecalling shows your ignorance."
Actually, it doesn't. Having an incorrect viewpoint shows ignorance, not namecalling.
What are you, a nanny?
SunscreenAndVitamins 5 years ago
In that case, as long as you're giving me permission, u and "Dr." Laura are 'Dumb and Dumber'
conniebryan 5 years ago
Hi, did you hear about "Dr." Laura's son not had a sick myspace page but also beat up a female protester? The only good thing about them is it's revenge for bragging about her son Deryk being a Marine.
SLATania74 4 years ago
"She's a multi-millionaire who tells trailer-park women they should stay home and raise their kids rather than doing productive work which COULD elevate their families out of poverty."
Raising children *is* productive work, jackass.
SunscreenAndVitamins 5 years ago
They aren't saying raising children isn't productive work...you missed the point, and namecalling shows your ignorance.
conniebryan 5 years ago
I would love for a caller to ask her about her husband's marital status at the time they met. Yeah, she's such a great moral example!
She's a multi-millionaire who tells trailer-park women they should stay home and raise their kids rather than doing productive work which COULD elevate their families out of poverty. Even though she's got a kid in the Army and we're all supposed to bow down to that, I hope she dies alone and in poverty!
mstock626 5 years ago
Dr. Laura is the smartest woman in the world! This is not how she is. Listen for a while and you will come around to love her. I didn't like her until I listened for a while and got used to her and understood her. Give her a shot and you will see!
3825IT 5 years ago
she did not say that!!!!
bambithehookergrl 5 years ago
HATE her. Kinda strong dont ya think? Dislike perhaps. Is giving out sane, rational advice to people who simply are too stupid to figure out their own lives too hard for you to hear? I admist she's a bit too religious principles based but she's says crap people need to hear. Some people NEED a good tongue lashing sometimes and her callers are morons!
harderfasterrocks 5 years ago
the scary thing is, that's how she REALLY is!!
I HATE Dr Laura
tcbflash 5 years ago