@skullcrusher016 Tyranids, Hive Fleet Kraken. Umm... Sorry about Iyanden. I don't know why the Eldar were listed as pussies, they don't think everybody can get along. They use their farseers to have a look at a possible future, then screw with the minds and destinies of other races for their own benefit. What Craftworld are you?
@felynecomrade I'm with Craftworld Ulthwe. =D and i personally don't like Iyanden like that neway.. They.. haven't really benefited the Eldar that much, specially when compared to Ulthwe, who guards the Eye of Terror, and who brought great farseers like Taldeer and Eldrad Ulthran, (who may someday return...)
@skullcrusher016 Iyanden were a huge benefit to the entire galaxy! They (along with the Ultramarines at Ichar IV) stopped Kraken. If they didn't, Kraken would've become too powerful to defeat, and the galaxy would've been consumed.
I just had a look at Ulthwe on the wiki, and did they cause the 13th Black Crusade!? As for Eldrad, he's either dead or wishes he was.
@felynecomrade oh damn.. ur right. lol some reason my mind pictured Siam-Hann when i read Iyanden. But of course Ulthwe didn't start the 13th Black Crusade. I don't really know where our involvement comes from that.. unless whoever wrote the wiki got it confused by how Eldrad virtually stopped a Blackstone Fortress, which Abaddon was using.. but idk how Ulthwe could possibly be involved with that.
@skullcrusher016 My guess is that the Eldar were sitting around one day and said: "Hey, wouldn't it be great if the Forces Of Chaos and the Imperium Of Man had a gigantic war? We could use the distraction to launch a few raids on their poorly defended worlds, and their militaries would be crippled for a few hundred years."
I don't know how they decided to do it, but one thing's for certain: the Eldar are always looking out for number 1, and they'd happily slay millions to save 1 Eldar life.
@felynecomrade I don't blame them though. lol Look how far they've fallen. They basically ruled the universe and now they're almost on the bottom... I love the whole Eldar mentality. Its all about returning to that former glory, as well as destroying Chaos gods. (especially the bitch Slaanesh) for fucking the Eldar over...
I really wish the Eldar would get their way too, but unfortunately the 40K universe is controlled by Space Marine fucktards that ruin everything for a corpse god. smh
@skullcrusher016 What? Now, don't go blaming poor, innocent Slaanesh for your mistakes. It was you who gave in to your desires, you who indulged in experiance, you who brought about The Fall. You practically INVITED the Prince Of Chaos into existance. Something I should thank you for. We all have a little Chaos in us, and mine just so happens to lie with She Who Thirsts. ;)
As for the hardship, don't worry about it. Every race has some shit to put up with. Some more than others, but still.
@felynecomrade Now I do love the whole idea of Slaanesh.. lol a god based on indulgence and desire. but damn.. we Eldar just wanted a little fun, so we had it. lol NOONE coulda guessed we would literally make our own personal chaos god. And not all races got stuff to put up with. lol Tyranids don't have real troubles. Orks are mindless and just live to fight. and Tau.. what problems do they have other than a small empire???
@skullcrusher016 "a little fun"? Yeah right. You eldar got so advanced and proud that you just let go. Not unlike a drug addict, you had to have more fun, more sex, more entertainment. You just got higher and higher. You had no responsibilities, no worries. Slaanesh was inevitable.
Yeah, I suppose Tyranids have no problems, but orks are never truly safe, and Tau only live to be about 40 years old, and they're not allowed to indulge in personal luxuries. The Greater Good is a bitch in short-term.
@felynecomrade lol that all sounds like just "a little" fun to me. Specially since we were the largest empire in the universe. (we still hold the most advanced title) lol admitted.. we got arrogant and indulgent. and admitted.. we basically created a chaos god. We're still tryin to clean up our mess though. and it would be so much easier without the human empire.. smh. and btw i forgot Necrons, they of all races have no real troubles either.
@skullcrusher016 Unfortunately, the Imperium has labelled us as "xenos scum" and we are to be "purged" from "the Emperor's Galaxy". And I wouldn't say you're the most advanced, the necrons have atomic-disintegrating weaponry, and the tyranids are pefectly evolved for murder.
And you can't really clean up your mess, Slaanesh owns your souls. It's just a matter of time until you die and then it's an eternity of torture. Still, I suppose you're doing better than your sadistic dark cousins.
@felynecomrade forgot the Necrons were there b4.. but some of our weapons do just as much damage as breaking down an atom. Our wraithcannons can literally send a chunk of you into the warp.
I still haven't given up hope that we'll be able to defeat Slaanesh though. We still have Kaela Mensha-Khaine, our war god, on our side.. well.. at least his Avatars neway.
As for the Dark Eldar.. smh.. if they weren't still of the Eldar in a twisted way.. i think we would've killed them off.
@skullcrusher016 Well it all depends on your definition of "advanced", doesn't it?
Sorry, but Khaine's dead. Technically anyway. All you have left are Cegorach (who's wierd), Isha (who's Nurgle's bitch) and Slaanesh (who's your doom).
And the dark eldar aren't alive due to your mercy! Given the chance, any race would annihilate any other race if they could get away with it.
@felynecomrade yeah.. depends on how u see "advanced" lol
Cegorach really is no help. lol Khaine is in splinters. and Isha is stuck in Nurgle's hellhole. smh However.. there is hope that the god Ynnead is born.. So long as we gaurd our craftworlds, infinity circuits and soul stones.. Rebirth may be possible. =D
Hm.. yeah. what you say about the Dark Eldar does make sense. They need to either become Craftworld or Exodite Eldar though. They're bringing nothing to our race.. smh
@skullcrusher016 Oh yeah, I forgot about Ynnead. The only problem there is that you have to be extinct before he can materialise.
As for the dark eldar, they don't care about the survival of the race. All they want is to torture, be tortured and fuck. Pain and pleasure, the more the better. And they do give something to the eldar: they provide an example to avoid. "Behave yourself or you'll end up like them- then we'll have to kill you." Just like chaos marines for loyalist marines.
@felynecomrade yeah.. that whole being extinct thing is a problem. lol and i didn't think to look at the Dark Eldar like that.. lol but i really think they do care about the races survival.. cuz they don't allow psykers on Commoraugh (prolly spelled it wrong) and Slaanesh can find psykers more easily. plus they have the same hatred and fear towards Slaanesh as all other Eldar.. so they may help in the future.. maybe.
@skullcrusher016 Yeah, Slaanesh is a bigger threat to both of you than anything else. If there was ever an opportunity to destroy Her for good, I'm sure you'd team up to get it done. But wouldn't that have a big effect on you? I mean, Slaanesh is the physical manifestation of all the evil in the eldar race. Destroying Her would be destroying a big part of yourselves.
@felynecomrade More so on the Dark Eldar than the Craftworld Eldar.. Those on the Craftworlds took an entire social reform after The Fall to eliminate our wanton nature, this is where the Eldar Paths come in. We literally dedicate ourselves entirely to a single path. We study it, practice it, and over time master it. Once that path is mastered we move on to the next. This keeps our emotions in check and keeps She Who Thirsts from being provoked.
@skullcrusher016 Yup, that's how you roll. But tell me, what about the exarchs and the farseers? From what I know they're "stuck" on a single path. How does that work and what effect does it have on the eldar who gets "stuck"?
@felynecomrade When an Eldar is "stuck on a path" it basically means that they've become so devoted to that aspect of their personality that they lose the rest of themselves. For example Exarchs become engulfed in the heat of battle and long for nothing more. Farseers on the other hand.. when they aren't in their trance or leading armies they literally direct their craftworlds because their spirit enters the infinity circuit. Farseers will eventually crystalize and become whole with a craftworld
@felynecomrade Less likely. because since they've lost such a large part of themselves, they have fewer wants than the average Eldar. Especially the Farseer, because eventually their spirit is fully entwined with their craftworlds Infinity Circuit, and their bodies crystalize as i mentioned b4. Its almost a form of spiritual ascension for the Eldar.
@skullcrusher016 Like a servant of Chaos being transformed into a daemon prince. So, what would happen if the farseers crystalized body was shattered?
@felynecomrade nothing would happen. At that point the Farseers body is just an empty vessel. Their spirit is already running thru and directing the Craftworld. lol Plus, i forgot about this part.. It's not just their body that crystallizes, their practically encased within a crystal.. (for lack of a better word) tree. lol So I don't think it'd be that easy to shatter.
@skullcrusher016 Temporarily invincible. The Doom has the ability to consume living souls and convert them into psychic energy. It ate an Infinity Curcuit and had enough power to burn Malan'tai to the ground. My guess is it used up most of it's energy doing that. The in-game rules for it are really fun and cool. For every wound it inflicts using cataclysm it gains a wound to a maximum of 10. It's wounds and strength are always equal, it starts off with 4 of each.
@felynecomrade to add a little.. The Dark Eldar aren't even trying to change from what caused The Fall.. They've just decided "maybe if we shed blood, torture, maim, and kill the dark gods will overlook us" The fools may as well be servants of chaos themselves. smh They definitely won't last as long as us Craftworld Eldar.
@skullcrusher016 I know that, that's effectively what I said. I don't think that's their line of reasoning, though. Their existance makes Slaanesh stronger, and they know that when they die, they'll be tortured for eternity too. So, they steal souls to offer up in place of their own. To take a quote from Nocturne by Nick Kyme: "She tried to fight down her fear. It wasn't from the knife; She Who Thirsts was calling, promising an eternity of agony and not the pleasant kind."
I had to watch this three times before I stopped laughing. And then I had to watch one more time to just to appreciate how totally disturbingly accurate this is.
@yamgrenade Its more of the fact that they fight "for the greater good" that makes them pussies in this video. not their tactics but they are soft squishy and when you get up close easy to penetrate.
What a special gift you all have, to all nod your heads solemnly in agreement with this tripe
Do I really have to explain that if dicks fuck assholes & pussies, then everything is still covered in shit?
I guess I do
The metaphor becomes mixed when Dicks (someone who is an asshole) tries to be separate from Assholes (a dickish person) & yet at the same time be the actual anatomical appendage, just in time to fuck the pussy & look all hetero again
Also, the metaphors are already mixed at the first use of "fuck", especially since it should be obvious, eventually, that what it really means, is attack or similar.
However, you obviously chose the regular meaning of "fuck" ....... and, in that line of thinking, you are, indeed, fully correct.
... The Emperor, all the primarchs, all the Space Marine chapters the Imperial Guard, the Tau, the Eldar, the Orks, and Chaos in entirety (except Slaanesh, he/she doesn't care... maybe except Nurgle?) are staring at this video with unbridled hate and contemplate flogging the author... The Adeptus Mechanicus are saying "Looking at it from an abstract point of view, this vulgar little drunkard has PERFECTLY summed up the majority of our universe... But where would the Necrons and Tyranids fit?
Tyranids would probably fit the asshole slot. Seriously, they appear out of nowhere and start to eat everyone and everything. Thus they definitively fit the asshole slot.
@Maciejka0111 I only asked because the Necrons are, well... robots. And the Tyranids are animals, intelligent yes, but animals. So I figured neither of them had the capacity for morals and, therefor, are unable to fit into any of the catagories seeing as they have little choice in how they act. Whereas the Tau, Eldar, Humans and Chaos Worshipers all have a choice as to whether or not they are dicks, pussies or assholes. The Dark Eldar may also be included because they die without stimulation...
@kanesvision56 The Necrons DID sort of give themselves over into C'tan servitude willingly to have a chance at immortality. As for the Tyranids, you could equate the Hive Mind to a Lion, instinctively picking out the weakest prey in the herd...except they then eat the whole herd, the other lions and they whole goddamn continent of Africa before they get their full. They take 'Sustainable Living' out into a dirty side alley, mug it, rape it, then set it on fire before beating it with teaspoons.
The spoon part is very appropriate for Necrons. I also am sorry for them. 1: For what they've become, and 2: Because it is rumored that Matt Ward is making a new Necron Codex (and what he did with the Grey Knights, it would count as Dethroning Moment Of Suck. plus Khorne Knights!!!).
Grey Knight 1: Oh hey, look! There's some sisters over there, they seem to be the only ally not corrupted, they must be as pure as we are! What should we do, help them?
Grey Knight 2: ....
Grey Knight 1: You're right. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!
Though I will admit a lot of the rules and units in the codex were pretty cool.
Nah. Ward simply turned the GK into WK (Ward Knights). This means that Tau will be mutilated since some of the equipment is anti-plasma (and most Tau wargear is plasma based). Plus Draigo makes it happen (FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU-). Add to this that they can use Daemonblades and Daemonhosts and lots of Chaos stuff makes this codex suck (previously, they hated this stuff). The Dredknight should've been a giant Dreadnought rather than a giant baby carriage. WTF MATT WARD!? WTF GW!!!?
@Maciejka0111 After reading Draigo's fluff, well to be honest I thought it was kind of cool.
He went way too much on about purity though. PURE this and PURE that, with a touch of ULTRA-PURE PUREifiers. Which is why their slaughter of the sisters to get DOUBLE PURE made ZERO sense.
And give the guy credit for the rules, previously taking GK to a game was only if you WANTED a solid beating with a Dark Eldar Dildo (TM). At least they're now competitive...and everywhere.
Mentioning about special Characters, also Crowe deserves a lot of RAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously, the guy walks here and there with a Daemonblade and that makes him a friggin heretic. Add to this Fiodor Kamarazov as one of the Grey Knights, then you have the most retarded codex in history (not mentioning the rest of the Ward bullshit). Plus there is no rule to combine Grey Knights with other armies like it was in codex Daemonhunters.
Seriously. GW isn't the same as before. My point is they're going to go and self-destruct themselves if they'll go and ask guys like Matt Ward to do the fluff then I see a grimmdark time for the most grimmdark tabletop ever. And it all started with the Squats.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!!! LET THE GALAXY BURN!!!!! MAIM, KILL, BURN!!!!! MAIM, KILL, BURN!!!!!!! MAIM, KILL, BURN!!!!!!!!!
@Oliver200101 if they weren't pussys then they wouldn't be going on about the greater good and would be bashing in heads at close combat rather then letting the meat shields do all the work.
@headcrab09 tau are not pussies, they are so devoted to the greater good that a tau fire warrior would kill himself if an ethereal asked it. A pussy would not kill himself. fool.
@Oliver200101 yeah but would they do it in style? and what i meant is if they weren't pussys then it would be a case of " you there Kroot hunter, you shoot them while i rip them apart with my bare hands."
What do you mean, asshole? I fuck many Loyalist pussy with my Slaanesh Cock of CHAOS! Lots of Ork asshole, and Eldar Pussy as well. Sometimes I like taking it in by a trusted Loyalist, but all is good times. DON'T get me started on Nekrons! <3
@Tighen31305 nope your an ass you like to shit on things ....... wait what you should of never betrayed teh emprah you lost your dick because of it >:)
@Joepaddockvs300 You don't work for the prince of pleasure (The porn God) I would be the one doing the fucking, not you Einstein. Your emperor boys have never seen a pussy in 30,000 years!
yeah now that i think about Kharn the betrayer is kind of an asshole
GearShotgun 6 days ago
Can't stop replaying
BLACKMAILER111 1 week ago
mr garison makes a good point about this lol
canOgrizz77 1 month ago
@canOgrizz77 That's not Mr.Garrison...
BLACKMAILER111 1 week ago
@BLACKMAILER111 yes it is look it up bud
canOgrizz77 1 week ago
@canOgrizz77 It's from Team America not south park. Unless you mean this is the guy who voices Mr Garrison in Team America
BLACKMAILER111 1 week ago
@BLACKMAILER111 ya i ment its the guy that voiced the two...
canOgrizz77 1 day ago
Theres no more precise resume of 40k universe
Woth3n 2 months ago
lol'd at the picture of the CPS when he said assholes because they are
GearShotgun 2 months ago
Strangely, this makes sense...
TheWatzitooya 3 months ago
This is the most sense ever made out of warhammer... Period.
SPARTAIN088 3 months ago 41
@SPARTAIN088 Amen to that.
MrSleepy677 3 months ago
LOL XD ! Imperial Guard FTW
For the Imperium of Man
Strike true and strike with precision
shieldon19 3 months ago
so simple but so true
TauEmpireXV25 3 months ago
Kudos to Team America and the South Park crew. Remains so damn, cruelly true.
omganotherun 3 months ago
lmao aparently i'ma pussy. i'll be that. juicy, pink goodness!
skullcrusher016 3 months ago
@skullcrusher016 that gets tore and worn by the dick that later fucks the screws loose outta ya
Angel9477 3 months ago
@Angel9477 ever heard the term pussy whipped? its cuz pussies are the best thing ever.
skullcrusher016 3 months ago
@skullcrusher016 What kind of pussy is called skullcrusher!?
felynecomrade 3 months ago
@felynecomrade I'm sorry, i don't understand the language of the troll.
skullcrusher016 3 months ago
@skullcrusher016 I'm not trolling. You're name's skullcrusher, that's not a pussy name.
felynecomrade 3 months ago
@felynecomrade ohhhhhhhh... i apologize then.. lol kinda jumped the gun and didn't realize u were on my side. ^_^"
skullcrusher016 3 months ago
@skullcrusher016 It's cool. So what are you then, Eldar or Tau?
felynecomrade 3 months ago
@felynecomrade Eldar of course!! =D you??
skullcrusher016 3 months ago
@skullcrusher016 Tyranids, Hive Fleet Kraken. Umm... Sorry about Iyanden. I don't know why the Eldar were listed as pussies, they don't think everybody can get along. They use their farseers to have a look at a possible future, then screw with the minds and destinies of other races for their own benefit. What Craftworld are you?
felynecomrade 3 months ago
@felynecomrade I'm with Craftworld Ulthwe. =D and i personally don't like Iyanden like that neway.. They.. haven't really benefited the Eldar that much, specially when compared to Ulthwe, who guards the Eye of Terror, and who brought great farseers like Taldeer and Eldrad Ulthran, (who may someday return...)
skullcrusher016 3 months ago
@skullcrusher016 Iyanden were a huge benefit to the entire galaxy! They (along with the Ultramarines at Ichar IV) stopped Kraken. If they didn't, Kraken would've become too powerful to defeat, and the galaxy would've been consumed.
I just had a look at Ulthwe on the wiki, and did they cause the 13th Black Crusade!? As for Eldrad, he's either dead or wishes he was.
felynecomrade 3 months ago
@felynecomrade oh damn.. ur right. lol some reason my mind pictured Siam-Hann when i read Iyanden. But of course Ulthwe didn't start the 13th Black Crusade. I don't really know where our involvement comes from that.. unless whoever wrote the wiki got it confused by how Eldrad virtually stopped a Blackstone Fortress, which Abaddon was using.. but idk how Ulthwe could possibly be involved with that.
skullcrusher016 3 months ago
@skullcrusher016 My guess is that the Eldar were sitting around one day and said: "Hey, wouldn't it be great if the Forces Of Chaos and the Imperium Of Man had a gigantic war? We could use the distraction to launch a few raids on their poorly defended worlds, and their militaries would be crippled for a few hundred years."
I don't know how they decided to do it, but one thing's for certain: the Eldar are always looking out for number 1, and they'd happily slay millions to save 1 Eldar life.
felynecomrade 3 months ago
@felynecomrade I don't blame them though. lol Look how far they've fallen. They basically ruled the universe and now they're almost on the bottom... I love the whole Eldar mentality. Its all about returning to that former glory, as well as destroying Chaos gods. (especially the bitch Slaanesh) for fucking the Eldar over...
I really wish the Eldar would get their way too, but unfortunately the 40K universe is controlled by Space Marine fucktards that ruin everything for a corpse god. smh
skullcrusher016 3 months ago
@skullcrusher016 What? Now, don't go blaming poor, innocent Slaanesh for your mistakes. It was you who gave in to your desires, you who indulged in experiance, you who brought about The Fall. You practically INVITED the Prince Of Chaos into existance. Something I should thank you for. We all have a little Chaos in us, and mine just so happens to lie with She Who Thirsts. ;)
As for the hardship, don't worry about it. Every race has some shit to put up with. Some more than others, but still.
felynecomrade 3 months ago
@felynecomrade Now I do love the whole idea of Slaanesh.. lol a god based on indulgence and desire. but damn.. we Eldar just wanted a little fun, so we had it. lol NOONE coulda guessed we would literally make our own personal chaos god. And not all races got stuff to put up with. lol Tyranids don't have real troubles. Orks are mindless and just live to fight. and Tau.. what problems do they have other than a small empire???
skullcrusher016 3 months ago
@skullcrusher016 "a little fun"? Yeah right. You eldar got so advanced and proud that you just let go. Not unlike a drug addict, you had to have more fun, more sex, more entertainment. You just got higher and higher. You had no responsibilities, no worries. Slaanesh was inevitable.
Yeah, I suppose Tyranids have no problems, but orks are never truly safe, and Tau only live to be about 40 years old, and they're not allowed to indulge in personal luxuries. The Greater Good is a bitch in short-term.
felynecomrade 2 months ago
@felynecomrade lol that all sounds like just "a little" fun to me. Specially since we were the largest empire in the universe. (we still hold the most advanced title) lol admitted.. we got arrogant and indulgent. and admitted.. we basically created a chaos god. We're still tryin to clean up our mess though. and it would be so much easier without the human empire.. smh. and btw i forgot Necrons, they of all races have no real troubles either.
skullcrusher016 2 months ago
@skullcrusher016 Unfortunately, the Imperium has labelled us as "xenos scum" and we are to be "purged" from "the Emperor's Galaxy". And I wouldn't say you're the most advanced, the necrons have atomic-disintegrating weaponry, and the tyranids are pefectly evolved for murder.
And you can't really clean up your mess, Slaanesh owns your souls. It's just a matter of time until you die and then it's an eternity of torture. Still, I suppose you're doing better than your sadistic dark cousins.
felynecomrade 2 months ago
@felynecomrade forgot the Necrons were there b4.. but some of our weapons do just as much damage as breaking down an atom. Our wraithcannons can literally send a chunk of you into the warp.
I still haven't given up hope that we'll be able to defeat Slaanesh though. We still have Kaela Mensha-Khaine, our war god, on our side.. well.. at least his Avatars neway.
As for the Dark Eldar.. smh.. if they weren't still of the Eldar in a twisted way.. i think we would've killed them off.
skullcrusher016 2 months ago
@skullcrusher016 Well it all depends on your definition of "advanced", doesn't it?
Sorry, but Khaine's dead. Technically anyway. All you have left are Cegorach (who's wierd), Isha (who's Nurgle's bitch) and Slaanesh (who's your doom).
And the dark eldar aren't alive due to your mercy! Given the chance, any race would annihilate any other race if they could get away with it.
felynecomrade 2 months ago
@felynecomrade yeah.. depends on how u see "advanced" lol
Cegorach really is no help. lol Khaine is in splinters. and Isha is stuck in Nurgle's hellhole. smh However.. there is hope that the god Ynnead is born.. So long as we gaurd our craftworlds, infinity circuits and soul stones.. Rebirth may be possible. =D
Hm.. yeah. what you say about the Dark Eldar does make sense. They need to either become Craftworld or Exodite Eldar though. They're bringing nothing to our race.. smh
skullcrusher016 2 months ago
@skullcrusher016 Oh yeah, I forgot about Ynnead. The only problem there is that you have to be extinct before he can materialise.
As for the dark eldar, they don't care about the survival of the race. All they want is to torture, be tortured and fuck. Pain and pleasure, the more the better. And they do give something to the eldar: they provide an example to avoid. "Behave yourself or you'll end up like them- then we'll have to kill you." Just like chaos marines for loyalist marines.
felynecomrade 2 months ago
@felynecomrade yeah.. that whole being extinct thing is a problem. lol and i didn't think to look at the Dark Eldar like that.. lol but i really think they do care about the races survival.. cuz they don't allow psykers on Commoraugh (prolly spelled it wrong) and Slaanesh can find psykers more easily. plus they have the same hatred and fear towards Slaanesh as all other Eldar.. so they may help in the future.. maybe.
skullcrusher016 2 months ago
@skullcrusher016 Yeah, Slaanesh is a bigger threat to both of you than anything else. If there was ever an opportunity to destroy Her for good, I'm sure you'd team up to get it done. But wouldn't that have a big effect on you? I mean, Slaanesh is the physical manifestation of all the evil in the eldar race. Destroying Her would be destroying a big part of yourselves.
felynecomrade 2 months ago
@felynecomrade More so on the Dark Eldar than the Craftworld Eldar.. Those on the Craftworlds took an entire social reform after The Fall to eliminate our wanton nature, this is where the Eldar Paths come in. We literally dedicate ourselves entirely to a single path. We study it, practice it, and over time master it. Once that path is mastered we move on to the next. This keeps our emotions in check and keeps She Who Thirsts from being provoked.
skullcrusher016 2 months ago
@skullcrusher016 Yup, that's how you roll. But tell me, what about the exarchs and the farseers? From what I know they're "stuck" on a single path. How does that work and what effect does it have on the eldar who gets "stuck"?
felynecomrade 2 months ago
@felynecomrade When an Eldar is "stuck on a path" it basically means that they've become so devoted to that aspect of their personality that they lose the rest of themselves. For example Exarchs become engulfed in the heat of battle and long for nothing more. Farseers on the other hand.. when they aren't in their trance or leading armies they literally direct their craftworlds because their spirit enters the infinity circuit. Farseers will eventually crystalize and become whole with a craftworld
skullcrusher016 2 months ago
@skullcrusher016 And are they more or less likey to attract the Prince Of Chaos' attention like that?
felynecomrade 2 months ago
@felynecomrade Less likely. because since they've lost such a large part of themselves, they have fewer wants than the average Eldar. Especially the Farseer, because eventually their spirit is fully entwined with their craftworlds Infinity Circuit, and their bodies crystalize as i mentioned b4. Its almost a form of spiritual ascension for the Eldar.
skullcrusher016 2 months ago
@skullcrusher016 Like a servant of Chaos being transformed into a daemon prince. So, what would happen if the farseers crystalized body was shattered?
felynecomrade 2 months ago
@felynecomrade nothing would happen. At that point the Farseers body is just an empty vessel. Their spirit is already running thru and directing the Craftworld. lol Plus, i forgot about this part.. It's not just their body that crystallizes, their practically encased within a crystal.. (for lack of a better word) tree. lol So I don't think it'd be that easy to shatter.
skullcrusher016 2 months ago
@skullcrusher016 Have you heard of the Doom Of Malan'tai? It ate an Infinity Circuit and became invincible.
felynecomrade 2 months ago
@felynecomrade Idk about invincible. But yeah.. it is powerful. and fucked up how it happened.
skullcrusher016 2 months ago
@skullcrusher016 Temporarily invincible. The Doom has the ability to consume living souls and convert them into psychic energy. It ate an Infinity Curcuit and had enough power to burn Malan'tai to the ground. My guess is it used up most of it's energy doing that. The in-game rules for it are really fun and cool. For every wound it inflicts using cataclysm it gains a wound to a maximum of 10. It's wounds and strength are always equal, it starts off with 4 of each.
felynecomrade 2 months ago
@felynecomrade to add a little.. The Dark Eldar aren't even trying to change from what caused The Fall.. They've just decided "maybe if we shed blood, torture, maim, and kill the dark gods will overlook us" The fools may as well be servants of chaos themselves. smh They definitely won't last as long as us Craftworld Eldar.
skullcrusher016 2 months ago
@skullcrusher016 I know that, that's effectively what I said. I don't think that's their line of reasoning, though. Their existance makes Slaanesh stronger, and they know that when they die, they'll be tortured for eternity too. So, they steal souls to offer up in place of their own. To take a quote from Nocturne by Nick Kyme: "She tried to fight down her fear. It wasn't from the knife; She Who Thirsts was calling, promising an eternity of agony and not the pleasant kind."
felynecomrade 2 months ago
Lolz im a DICK! SPACE MARINES !
ChirayuKhotchasanee 4 months ago
Fuck yeah I am a asshole
TheVbm 4 months ago in playlist Liked
who needs warhammer wiki when you have this video?
PxChAoS16 4 months ago
Looks like I'm a dick.
FuriCooly 4 months ago
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TheVbm 4 months ago in playlist Liked
This is the most amazingly accurate description of the franchise I have ever heard. Well played, sir.
BigBossTooN 4 months ago in playlist BigBossTooN's Favorited Videos
Well fuck.
Reading Abnett will never be the same after this
TehFridgeizEmptyz 4 months ago
Does that make me a dick and a pussy? Tau and imperial guard?
Protheans 4 months ago
@Protheans
A Hermaphrodite Slannesh worshipper.
ContractorTwobitz 4 months ago
@ContractorTwobitz dude what the hell am I? Im playing Grey Knights AND Chaos
ImitableChaor 4 months ago
Magnificent.
MaulMachine 4 months ago
umm... Mr. Garrison?
nomad403 4 months ago
How is it a joke from a...4? 6? year old movie get the basic situation of a complex universe like 40k?
DarkArtistKaiser 4 months ago
@DarkArtistKaiser Because The Emperor demands it so.
extondude 4 months ago
Couldn't get more perfect than this.
Karkinelite 4 months ago
50 people have their pussy all covered in shit!
sdozer1990 5 months ago
dont forget the necrons, they're definetly assholes
holycrapith 5 months ago
@holycrapith LOL! the tyrannids are bigger assholes though
SHITTYBOYBOY 4 months ago
DIck's/ Imperium = can't understand other logic than themselves. Which is why they are always on the top doing the rough work
Pussy's/ Eldar's = Can't be pleased with what they are currently doing so ask either the dick's and asshole to pleas them by doing the rough work.
Assholes/ Chaos & Dark Eldar's = Nasty thing that sometimes betray dicks and pussies and crap sh** on them.
I think with this much information, people with the knowledge of warhammer 40k will understand the overall universe.
RX117STARoTOAPRIME 5 months ago 20
I had to watch this three times before I stopped laughing. And then I had to watch one more time to just to appreciate how totally disturbingly accurate this is.
exilekotor1 5 months ago
Thats pretty much summes up all the 40K univers
ItamarO93 5 months ago
im an asshole...
WarothDraath 5 months ago
48 people are A**holes
davian1000 5 months ago
48 people are Dicks, pussies and assholes.
Syrath101 5 months ago
Whoa. That is.......scarily accurate.
Bippwatt 5 months ago
Lol I remember way back when this only had 1,000 views!
SS0UTHB0UND 5 months ago
I LAUGH TEARS!
Tarik360 5 months ago
I think 'nids and necrons count as dicks
zap54312 5 months ago
@zap54312
Think it through.
Nids, Necrons, Orks and Chaos are ASSHOLES!
Imperium of Man, Space Marines and Adeptus Sororitas are DICKS!
Eldar and Tau are PUSSIES!
KlownStyleZZ 5 months ago 5
47 people are wrong
hereth37 6 months ago
i like how the dow2 clip of eldar kill astartes, astartes kill eldar coincidentally fits almost perfectly with time slot
Snotrocket1000 6 months ago
Wow this video is extreemly accurate and has changed the way i look at the world.....the worlds a pussie....
leehocking514 6 months ago 4
missed a few races though but close enough i think necrons and dark eldar and tyranids are ass holes
ballanbjr 6 months ago
missed a few races though but close enough i think necrons and dark eldar are ass holes
ballanbjr 6 months ago
epic...
SearchZoneGaming 6 months ago
say goodbye to your college scholarship
crazychicken1999 6 months ago
Tired of people saying tau are pussies...It's easy to counter jetpacks, but NOBODY bothers to so they juust freak out "oh you pussie come fight me"
yamgrenade 6 months ago
@yamgrenade yea!
SearchZoneGaming 6 months ago
@yamgrenade Its more of the fact that they fight "for the greater good" that makes them pussies in this video. not their tactics but they are soft squishy and when you get up close easy to penetrate.
ballanbjr 6 months ago
not sure what just happened.
SgtRackhamm 7 months ago
Damn, no Tyranids and Necrons... Maybe they'd be the bitches? :O
DamnedUsernameThing 7 months ago
funny how WH40k fans like to proclaim 40k has the richest and awesomest fluff ever,
and here we are agreeing to this video, and complaining about the latest fluff -,-
StarSpawn06 7 months ago
How can it be so simple and yet be so wrong?
What a special gift you all have, to all nod your heads solemnly in agreement with this tripe
Do I really have to explain that if dicks fuck assholes & pussies, then everything is still covered in shit?
I guess I do
The metaphor becomes mixed when Dicks (someone who is an asshole) tries to be separate from Assholes (a dickish person) & yet at the same time be the actual anatomical appendage, just in time to fuck the pussy & look all hetero again
VvAnarchangelvV 7 months ago
@VvAnarchangelvV
Um, who said the Dicks were herero?
Also, the metaphors are already mixed at the first use of "fuck", especially since it should be obvious, eventually, that what it really means, is attack or similar.
However, you obviously chose the regular meaning of "fuck" ....... and, in that line of thinking, you are, indeed, fully correct.
RubberyCat 7 months ago
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@VvAnarchangelvV You don't have a sense of humor do you?
HighPriestofLemuria 7 months ago
do assholes fuck pussies
101darksamus 7 months ago
What is funny is that it is listed as educationnal by youtube
drouinfrank2 7 months ago 25
ROFL!!!!!!! indeed! ROFL!!!!!!
FUCK! Oh. My. God. ...............
........ Soooo fuckingly accurate ..... LOL ..... !
@trandomphatguy Yes
@Maciejka0111 I'm perversely curious what would happen if Matt Ward was to make the Adepta Sororita Codex .....
No, don't worry, i want Matt Ward to get fired or moved to a kind of "freelance status" .....
@brainsare So, it would sound better with "Fuck Brains" than "Fuck Pussies"?
RubberyCat 7 months ago
dang that is extremly accurate if only my teachers could teach me like that
warhead2121 7 months ago
at first i was like what!?
and then i was like whoah.
lester2095 7 months ago
Replace all references to "Pussies" with "Brains" and this is pretty good.
brainsare 7 months ago
@brainsare Good Point.
MrSleepy677 3 months ago
Thumbs up for 2nd edition, easily the best of the rulesets.
BillyMais 7 months ago
OMG this made me LOLED so bad
dorpiano 7 months ago
disgusting, yet oddly philosophical.
trandomphatguy 7 months ago
Tau ain't pussys just Cus we wound on 3s on tabletop game so up yours ;)
alal249 8 months ago
HAHAHA great vid man
ihatecountry777 8 months ago
Wait a second.. I can't be a he-she..
firelord699 8 months ago
Eldar's are also kinda dicks. Only Tau are pussies.
JohnTraviss 8 months ago
@JohnTraviss Nah they think everything through they just don't care as much for the humans.
firelord699 8 months ago
@JohnTraviss i dunno I would say Eldar are more pussy than Tau. not that either race is at all heterosexual.
ihatecountry777 8 months ago
lmao
sbseed 8 months ago
it...it all makes sense now
steakatron 8 months ago
... The Emperor, all the primarchs, all the Space Marine chapters the Imperial Guard, the Tau, the Eldar, the Orks, and Chaos in entirety (except Slaanesh, he/she doesn't care... maybe except Nurgle?) are staring at this video with unbridled hate and contemplate flogging the author... The Adeptus Mechanicus are saying "Looking at it from an abstract point of view, this vulgar little drunkard has PERFECTLY summed up the majority of our universe... But where would the Necrons and Tyranids fit?
kanesvision56 8 months ago
@kanesvision56
Assholes...definitely assholes.
I mean those guys come out of their tombs or from somewhere outside the galaxy just to fuck things up.
That's an asshole.... and possibly a paddlin.
13x1x20 8 months ago
@kanesvision56 Definetly assholes.
IsenseaStarcraft 8 months ago
@kanesvision56
Tyranids would probably fit the asshole slot. Seriously, they appear out of nowhere and start to eat everyone and everything. Thus they definitively fit the asshole slot.
Maciejka0111 8 months ago
@Maciejka0111 Don't know about you but my asshole certainly doesn't do that! :D
dictatorpotato 8 months ago
@dictatorpotato
Call me a dick, but I play Space Marines (without Space Wolf rules).
Maciejka0111 8 months ago
@Maciejka0111 I only asked because the Necrons are, well... robots. And the Tyranids are animals, intelligent yes, but animals. So I figured neither of them had the capacity for morals and, therefor, are unable to fit into any of the catagories seeing as they have little choice in how they act. Whereas the Tau, Eldar, Humans and Chaos Worshipers all have a choice as to whether or not they are dicks, pussies or assholes. The Dark Eldar may also be included because they die without stimulation...
kanesvision56 8 months ago
@kanesvision56 The Necrons DID sort of give themselves over into C'tan servitude willingly to have a chance at immortality. As for the Tyranids, you could equate the Hive Mind to a Lion, instinctively picking out the weakest prey in the herd...except they then eat the whole herd, the other lions and they whole goddamn continent of Africa before they get their full. They take 'Sustainable Living' out into a dirty side alley, mug it, rape it, then set it on fire before beating it with teaspoons.
EmpFaith0101 8 months ago
@EmpFaith0101
The spoon part is because of "The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon"?
Maciejka0111 8 months ago
@Maciejka0111 Hmmm, seeing as I can't recall seeing any Tyranids with opposable thumbs, the spoon part may not have been so appropriate....XD
EmpFaith0101 8 months ago
@EmpFaith0101
The spoon part is very appropriate for Necrons. I also am sorry for them. 1: For what they've become, and 2: Because it is rumored that Matt Ward is making a new Necron Codex (and what he did with the Grey Knights, it would count as Dethroning Moment Of Suck. plus Khorne Knights!!!).
Maciejka0111 7 months ago
@Maciejka0111 Ward's Grey Knights:
Grey Knight 1: Oh hey, look! There's some sisters over there, they seem to be the only ally not corrupted, they must be as pure as we are! What should we do, help them?
Grey Knight 2: ....
Grey Knight 1: You're right. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!
Though I will admit a lot of the rules and units in the codex were pretty cool.
EmpFaith0101 7 months ago
@EmpFaith0101
Nah. Ward simply turned the GK into WK (Ward Knights). This means that Tau will be mutilated since some of the equipment is anti-plasma (and most Tau wargear is plasma based). Plus Draigo makes it happen (FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU-). Add to this that they can use Daemonblades and Daemonhosts and lots of Chaos stuff makes this codex suck (previously, they hated this stuff). The Dredknight should've been a giant Dreadnought rather than a giant baby carriage. WTF MATT WARD!? WTF GW!!!?
Maciejka0111 7 months ago
@Maciejka0111 After reading Draigo's fluff, well to be honest I thought it was kind of cool.
He went way too much on about purity though. PURE this and PURE that, with a touch of ULTRA-PURE PUREifiers. Which is why their slaughter of the sisters to get DOUBLE PURE made ZERO sense.
And give the guy credit for the rules, previously taking GK to a game was only if you WANTED a solid beating with a Dark Eldar Dildo (TM). At least they're now competitive...and everywhere.
EmpFaith0101 7 months ago
@EmpFaith0101
Mentioning about special Characters, also Crowe deserves a lot of RAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously, the guy walks here and there with a Daemonblade and that makes him a friggin heretic. Add to this Fiodor Kamarazov as one of the Grey Knights, then you have the most retarded codex in history (not mentioning the rest of the Ward bullshit). Plus there is no rule to combine Grey Knights with other armies like it was in codex Daemonhunters.
Maciejka0111 7 months ago
@EmpFaith0101
And I even bought a Squad of Grey Knights for my Marines, but now I won't even use them. Damn!!!!!
Maciejka0111 7 months ago
@EmpFaith0101
I forgot to mention that I've bought them before the release of codex Grey Knights.
Maciejka0111 7 months ago
@EmpFaith0101
Seriously. GW isn't the same as before. My point is they're going to go and self-destruct themselves if they'll go and ask guys like Matt Ward to do the fluff then I see a grimmdark time for the most grimmdark tabletop ever. And it all started with the Squats.
Maciejka0111 7 months ago
@Maciejka0111 Good, goooood, let the hate flow through you. :D
EmpFaith0101 7 months ago
@EmpFaith0101
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!!! LET THE GALAXY BURN!!!!! MAIM, KILL, BURN!!!!! MAIM, KILL, BURN!!!!!!! MAIM, KILL, BURN!!!!!!!!!
Maciejka0111 7 months ago
@kanesvision56
If it goes for the Dark Eldar, I'd call them a pussy/asshole hybrid.
Maciejka0111 8 months ago
69999 views 0_0
Blitzkrieg0811 8 months ago
WTF
MegaElite25 8 months ago
lmao that was awesome!! and like everyone else said it was surprisingly acurrate lol
ManiacMullins 8 months ago
tau are not pussies...=/
Oliver200101 9 months ago
@Oliver200101 they kinda are :P
SeanOReilly44 9 months ago
@Oliver200101 if they weren't pussys then they wouldn't be going on about the greater good and would be bashing in heads at close combat rather then letting the meat shields do all the work.
headcrab09 9 months ago
@headcrab09 tau are not pussies, they are so devoted to the greater good that a tau fire warrior would kill himself if an ethereal asked it. A pussy would not kill himself. fool.
Oliver200101 8 months ago
@Oliver200101 yeah but would they do it in style? and what i meant is if they weren't pussys then it would be a case of " you there Kroot hunter, you shoot them while i rip them apart with my bare hands."
headcrab09 8 months ago
@headcrab09 you dont have to get into close combat to not be a pussy. I think thats what your getting at.
Oliver200101 8 months ago
@Oliver200101 hell i don't even know where this is going and i was just messing around, Tau are ok.
headcrab09 8 months ago
Thumbs Up if you are disturbed at how accurate this is!!!!!
Herides1 9 months ago 403
Wow.... um....... idk how to say how accurate this is bcus this is really accurate.
Herides1 9 months ago 146
blood for the blood god!!! corn for the corn flakes!!!
kevin44371 9 months ago
@kevin44371 Milk for the Kharne Flakes
RorschachAvenger 8 months ago
I cannot believe how accurate this is... O.o
BrotherForta 9 months ago
omg its 40k in a nutshell
tapeafriend 9 months ago
You also all forgot that the Imperial Guard keeps a mobile harem for its bravest and surviving soldiers.
HighPriestofLemuria 9 months ago
you all forget the sisters of battle
gaintrobotsrulez 9 months ago
...... This is very close to the truth. The tyranids and necrons are hard to classify though so I'll give you a break.
Wildcat425B 9 months ago
In the grim darkness of the GrimDark far future, there is only Grim darkness.
Trentonater47 9 months ago
Dicks FTW
joshp9690 9 months ago
um very very accurite but um MR GARRISON FTW
theitalianscotdan 9 months ago
Tau Empire ftgg!
miniwars123 9 months ago
Tau Empire ftw!
miniwars123 9 months ago
This is a simple and accurate description of 40K.
HighPriestofLemuria 10 months ago
well as im a tactical battle droid what does that make me ? anyway my humor program tells me this is funny so LOL ha ha ha .';-)
tacticalbattledroid 10 months ago
would necrons be pussies or assholes?
colboy1fish 10 months ago
@colboy1fish definitely assholes
gonzalez826 10 months ago
What do you mean, asshole? I fuck many Loyalist pussy with my Slaanesh Cock of CHAOS! Lots of Ork asshole, and Eldar Pussy as well. Sometimes I like taking it in by a trusted Loyalist, but all is good times. DON'T get me started on Nekrons! <3
Tighen31305 10 months ago
@Tighen31305 o my god that made me laugh so hard hahahaha
ChaosBloooood 10 months ago
@Tighen31305 nope your an ass you like to shit on things ....... wait what you should of never betrayed teh emprah you lost your dick because of it >:)
Joepaddockvs300 10 months ago
@Joepaddockvs300 So I'm going to shit on you, and fuck your ass? Works for me.
Tighen31305 9 months ago
@Tighen31305 nope only shit on meh i get to fuck you
Joepaddockvs300 9 months ago
@Joepaddockvs300 You don't work for the prince of pleasure (The porn God) I would be the one doing the fucking, not you Einstein. Your emperor boys have never seen a pussy in 30,000 years!
Tighen31305 9 months ago
@Tighen31305 actually how do we get pusseh there are no chicks in teh imperium and chaos and hell no to eldar pusseh unless its farseer ;)
Joepaddockvs300 9 months ago
@Joepaddockvs300 Well, that's why the Empire is Gay. There is no women. There are plenty of women in Chaos. The Emperor is a Gay sexist!
Tighen31305 9 months ago
@Tighen31305 never seen one and HA in DOW1 you have to save the civilians and there are woman so WAYYYYYYYYYYY
Joepaddockvs300 9 months ago
@Joepaddockvs300 You haven't seen a female Chaos? Do you even know what Warhammer 40K is, you stupid Dawn of War noob?
Tighen31305 9 months ago
@Tighen31305 okay which legion has a corrupt woman or did you just imagine a sister of battle to go corrupt fag
Joepaddockvs300 9 months ago
@Joepaddockvs300 Daemonettes, The Emperor's Children.
Tighen31305 9 months ago