German octopus predicts Argentina WC exit

[EuropeanGuy87]

I'm with Germany - fuck Argentina and it's load of niggers and monkeys

[bradygiantfan428]

dude I herd he died!!!

[pwiincessangel]

@bradygiantfan428 ya he die but they buy a new one lol

[SidneyXda]

so cute and funny how he knows and makes his way to his grub ! i bet he is thinking "gimme gimme" lol . i dont understand why do they give him like on mussel? how many would they eat in the ocean? surely one is just a measly tickle in his belly.

[BuddyLover815]

I WANT ONE!!!

[ronny4ever123]

that cutie pie can read the future!!

[Zoopanz]

aww!

[Neliification]

maravilhoso este Polvo Paul...tem que ir morar em Ilha bela e ser feliz para sempre.

[mesziz]

y dint u pick argentina paul!!!!

[virgoptrex]

0:45 she said "8 legged octopus". what a stupid reporter - octo means eight. And its not "legged" its "tentacled" if you will. :D

[luicarlossilva]

keli també

[salamigeist]

Cthulhu!!!

[scarecrow312]

no in the england v germany game he picked the one on our left side...he's psychic im sorry.

[OGLOCify]

if you think about it...its really really bias its in germany and it probably chose the german box because its attracted to it becuz its all colorful and argentina's flag is just blue and white....its just a hungry octopus that grabs what it sees first

[wenzilber]

@OGLOCify That's what Logic would tell us but in Germany vs Spain. 'Paul' was prepared to eat the one inside the 'Germany box' since it was the first thing it saw. But a funny thing happened ... it stopped for a while and then it switched over to Spain's side and ate its food in that box instead. Amazingly, Spain won over Germany 1-0 and I heard that the Germans were hysterical -- demanding for the octopus to be killed asap.

[OGLOCify]

@wenzilber so did they really kill Paul?

[rubenhoed]

paul makes a mistake, The netherlands will win from spain

[qayyumshepard]

in research octupus like red colour..so i think thats y the octupus goes for germany and not argentina.....german vs spain the octupus goes for spain coz spain got more red colur than germany

[jepiyo]

@qayyumshepard I think octopus can't see colors. Even if that was right, in the final of Eurocopa 2008 the octopus went for germany, and won spain.

[GinkgoPete]

he just eats.and takes out of 1 of the boxes and theres a 50 % chance to pick the right 1 . and btw she doesnt say anything bout the ghana game weird isnt it

[Lipstix1503]

Paul rules xD

[hoayhoayhoay]

poor Paul.

Leave him in peace.

[cookiemanstah]

What would happen if you ate Paul? (A) - would you become an oracle and sense the future of any sports game

(B)- would you acquire the ability to always pick the the right box of food during lunch

(C)-Grow tentacles out of your ass and slide up and down a pole

(D)- Have severe diarrhoea because you angered the Gods by eating their "lucky-sport team picking squid bitch"- Fuckin spain...(we feed you and you pull this shit)!!! I lost 300 dollars because of you!!!

[robinvan1983]

@cookiemanstah i do for C..  might be handy in some way

[The11thSoul]

This is another proof that life was originated in the sea like Darwin said!

[MacedonKing]

@The11thSoul everything is possible about the life's origin when you mentioned Darwin, but all the evolution that occurred and still happens is at the same time reflection of the spiritual evolution. That doesn't mean that no super natural force was involved in such creation as well.

[Esjar207]

Pwn!!!!! Paul rocks!

[stluke324]

its obvious this octopus loves any flag with a lot of Yellow and Red in them..lol

[argbarb8]

@stluke324

well he predicted serbias win....

[stluke324]

@argbarb8 ..my bad..sorry.lol

[argbarb8]

@stluke324

:)

he is fantastic, SPAIN WON

woot:D

[stluke324]

@argbarb hahahaha..for real? lol

[The2TQz]

@stluke324

lol

[jepiyo]

@stluke324 he predicted england win...

[stluke324]

@jepiyo  i bet he predicted Suarez's "hand of sod" too..hahahaha..

[jepiyo]

@stluke324 hahaha it was the best match in all W.C. , the problem wasn't Suarez and his hand, the problem was the penal that left Africa without W.C. hahhahah

[ofaki81]

OFI CRETA 

[NvidiATI]

how about switch the flags?

[isasave]

En el proximo mundial se van a disputar al pulpo y no la copa / On the next WC they'll be competing for the octopus not the cup :D

[Minerva1709]

HAHAHAHAH MY FAVOURITE LINE IN THIS VIDEO IS "Paul, of course, cannot talk," HAHAHAHAHAH

[jfmasc]

carajo el pulpo 100% y Mick Jagger -100%... son unos demonios los dos.

[rodrymoya]

@jfmasc y hasta son parecidos los dos chavones

[anhtuan962]

Germany champions !

[ben75h]

@anhtuan962 No way ! German octopus predicts Spain will win !

[sexxedup]

KILL THAT DAMN OCTOPUS!! i love you argentina anyway

[bruno12399]

ok...pls predict this coming games...germany vs spanish....to convince us...pls upload the result before the match start...otherwise..dont just talk non sense..

[Mirabai]

Well, Maradona just couldn't outsmart a wise octopus. It was written on the wall...

[fenriz218]

All hail Paul the Prophet, for he is wise and speaketh only the truth!

Speak to us again, almighty Paul and tell us, that Germany will eat spanish rice n'beans this Wednesday (which, after Spains performance yesterday, should be obvious anyway).

My prediction: Germany - Netherlands, 3:1 in the finals.

[Aldiggy2000]

@fenriz218 LOL , Paul the Prophet, has a good ring to it

[fenriz218]

@fenriz218 Let me correct myself: hope they turn this trecherous eight-legged freak to wiggling squid-sushi!

This shit keeps happening over and over again: 2006, 1945, 2002, etc. etc.

PAUL VERRECKE!

[1234Jessygirl]

ARGENTINA LOST YHE OCTOPUS WAS RIGHT :) IAM SOO HAPPY

[TheNoggR]

IN YOUR FACE MARADONA!

[magicclips]

No matter how Argentina lost to Germany, I will love Diego like before. He is not only a football legend, but an Icon of 80s and a very original character.

[JeannieGene]

GER 4 - ARG 0.... Trust the slick squid :-) Paul's got 9 brains, that's ten more than Diego Maradona's got! Has everybody watched carefully Thomas Mueller? He's not related to Gerd Mueller, but he plays as if he were an unknown son!

Go for it, GNT... You've come so far and now you're so close-- you can have it, if you really want it!

[futbolriverplate]

Pulpo de mierda, y la reconcha de tu madre, hijo de mil putas, pelotudo, imbecil... como voy a disfrutar en tu nombre la proxima vez que coma pulpo!

[ExpressRNR]

COMO LE PEGO EL HIJO DE PUTA!

[peonvn]

leave him alone, he just want some food

[jondacajondaca]

@peonvn lol.. nice one

[SHOOt2Q]

@peonvn and i want some SHU SHI !!!!

[kelvinvaishak]

very promising guy indeed... This little guy gave me all the hopes for germans win so far.... Let this world cup be ours Germany all the way...

[TehSmellulare]

Maradona had his songs, his watches, his suit and his superstitions...but Germany has Paul the Octopus...

[xxgamingdude123xx]

germany beat argentina 4-nil

[rich4happy]

its true....germany win....argentina lose...hahahaha....4-0..haha..­.shame on argentina....maradona Stupid like monkey....heheheh

[nyakstar]

Right again. :D!

[roxiofannatica]

:( this is so sad

...argentina i love you :(

[Netyaroze1]

4:0 I love my team octopus got it right

[DriverJX]

Doh!

[tool619]

Germany will crush Spain and will crush Netherlands and will be the WORLD CHAMPIONS 2010 !!!!!!!!

[dancingqueenaep]

@tool619 Mmmm... sounds weird that you're mentioning that "Germany will crush Spain"... It looks pretty much as if you knew for sure that Spain would beat Paraguay B4 the match took place... Sounds as if someone knows about results... To my mind there is something strange here... I wouldn't be surprised if in the future we find out that the World Cup is just another big lie...

[Nurgle777]

PAUL WAS RIGHT

ALL HAIL THE PREDICTOPUS!!

[basti329]

ALL HAIL OCTOPUS PAUL !!!

[AURandy]

Can we ask Paul to determne which between Paraguay and Spanish win ?

[TheTuxedoKitten]

the octopuss was right!!!, I hope the aquarium has good security, wouldn't want some hurt Argentinian kill it!

[dancingqueenaep]

@TheTuxedoKitten Would die all the same, just for the too much amount of food they're giving it to "predict" the matches!!! ROFL!!! How can you believe such a thing!!! It's all prepared!!!

[TheTuxedoKitten]

@dancingqueenaep I was being sarcastic when I wrote that. I know there's no such thing , but can't you at least have a sense of humor you bitter old queen.

[dancingqueenaep]

@TheTuxedoKitten As bitter as strong coffee my dear kitten... XD

[MacedonKing]

@dancingqueenaep your individual understanding about the Octopus does not have to be understood as the same by the others. When comes down to Octopus Paul, just look at his motion , the way he moves it's so intuitive and sensitive. Usually psychics have strong intuition and they way Paul picks up is by the vibration of the colours. It's spirituality that's not part of you dancingqeenaep!

The Spiritual understanding is so deep that operates beyond logic!

[2BarKawi]

@MacedonKing Get a grip.

[MacedonKing]

@dancingqueenaep the spiritual water beings do not live in a logic world under the ocean or sea, they do not need to look at a tv and have their consciousness brainwashed , manipulated and overly controlled. These beings live by the intuition and their gut feelings. So you make no sense to me, because you try to reason spiritual things logically. It's like comparing fire and water, you can never prove. Wish the world we lived in was not based on your logic! And yes Paul has super abilities!

[dancingqueenaep]

@MacedonKing Wish the world we lived in was not based on YOUR logic about spirituality!!! Paul is not Superman. It has no powers. The people just saw the possibility of becoming popular because of the animal and they prepared this matter just to have fun. You have to take it as that, they are joking and it worked and everyone is talking about it. Shame on them. This octopus should be free in the ocean eating what it can catch!!! They are using it! You're so spiritual that you cannot object...

[wenzilber]

You're right. It's all coincidence. It's just amazing that looking back now that the octopus has gotten it's 'predictions' 100% correct since the tournament began. I mean anyone of us here watching YouTube would have never gotten anywhere close to that "achievement". I personally think that Paul is not being exploited. This is no different than an owner recognizing that his/her dog or cat saved them from their house catching fire, etc and featuring it on National TV just to get their 15 sec fame

[MacedonKing]

@dancingqueenaep Human species are also animals! They evolved from some form of animal ( scientific limited approach) , which was moved by a super natural (spritual) force who created that evolution. Spirit and matter reflect each other and they're one and the same. So for you Paul maybe is just an animal, but know that some animals have more developed instincts than others. There's no logic(mind) when it comes to understand spiritual cosmic forces! World we live is not very logical.Paul knows!

[1800GLAMOROUS]

PAUL WAS RIGHT, LIKE ALWAYS

[darkestlord123456789]

OMG god bless the octopus! xD he was rigth!!!!

[SideswipingSideways]

GAH! I BET IT HAD BEEN TRAINED TO GET IN THERE D:

[dancingqueenaep]

@SideswipingSideways I cannot agree more!!! At last!!! A sensible person!!! Obviously that the silly octopus is trained!!!

[imlomb]

"This is one time where [you tube] really fails to capture the true excitement of a large [molusk] predicting [a soccer match]. I, for one, am very grateful to have been here. From Punxsutawney, this is Phil Connors. So long."

[demonn6]

el pulpito esse de mierda no sabe un carajo d football xq no se va a garchar a una pulpita i se deja d inchar las pelotas

[dancingqueenaep]

This is absolutely crazy!!! Argentina losing ´coz an octopus "says" so????? You must be kidding!!! May happen or not, of course, but it doesn't have to do with the "predictions" of an animal!!! Please, Argentina will win or lose due to their game and their players. LOL!!! What a shame that in this century we can believe sth like this!!! It's pretty similar to ancient times when people foresaw the future with fish entrails!!! He he he!!! The best team will win!!!

[Apokorwnioths1984]

@dancingqueenaep Yeah but this octapus predicted all results so far of Germany (even the defeat against Serbia) LOL

[dancingqueenaep]

@Apokorwnioths1984 All prepared!!! AN ANIMAL CANNOT PREDICT simply because the poor thing doesn't even know about countries, soccer or the world cup!!! ha ha ha... ROFL!!!

[Apokorwnioths1984]

@dancingqueenaep LOL yeah i was kidding but luckily octapus was right once more!!

What do you mean all prepared? Anyway despite german team doesn't have the greatest talents, they have a very good team which operates perfectly with teamwork like a machine...German trait which is dicipline helps in that case.

[shtillmat]

@Apokorwnioths1984 After that match I'd say they're pretty damned talented as any!

[Apokorwnioths1984]

@shtillmat They are good players of course (and mostly very good athletes), but you can't call them THE talents. Some of them even play in second or third category teams of Germany , some others were benched in their teams the previous year.

I think recipe of their domination is teamwork, rather than few talented players (something Argentina was based on e.g Messi). As a team they are better than anyone for sure

[shtillmat]

@Apokorwnioths1984 Yes but what impressed me the most was their passing and how clinical they have been in scoring especially 4 goals against 3 different teams. The passes are weighed perfectly and the team work is almost as if they can read each others minds its frightening, As an Australian supporter I can tell you that! hehe. They are pulling things of that many other so called world class teams cannot.

[Apokorwnioths1984]

@shtillmat That's true because the so called world class teams had just some "big" names to be based on instead of focusing 100% on their teamwork, and people thought that popularity and commercials will win for them the world cup. German team just plays the most essential football and they have an excellent passing game. Not many tiring dribles without essence etc

[MacedonKing]

@dancingqueenaep Of course it can. Particularly the Octopus has many senses it's INTUITION and Psychic abilities are much sharper. This is because it is said that Octopus has more brains and hearts. It's about spiritual powers, of course it can. Same as the Cat, it feels the Earth quake to come many hours, days before it happens, and gives signs. Who is ROFL now??

[dancingqueenaep]

@MacedonKing Nonsense...

[dancingqueenaep]

@MacedonKing Neither an octopus nor you can tell me how spirituality works. Spiritual things exist, of course, as well as logical. This has to do with logics. These days many scientists have said how the octopus matter works. Read about that please... The world is mad since they captured and put the poor animal in a fish tank and used it to "predict" matches, earning a lot of money and becoming popular due to an animal that should be alone far from the people and the cameras and in the sea!!!

[ariiannaa]

DEUTSCHLAND!!! KLOSE, PODOLSKI, SCHWEINSTAGER, MULLER & OZIL. WATCH AND LEARN BABY, WE'RE TAKING ABCK WHAT SHOULD OF BEEN OURS FROM 06 AND AINT NOTHIN GUNNA STOP IN OUR WAY!!

[demonn6]

@ariiannaa

no se q mierda dijiste pero sos un travesti argentina va a ganar!!!

[evanom2]

ok.... NOW i'm worried.

[lagerbaer]

Alemania va a ganar, con un gol del tipo "mano de dios" :-P

[lagerbaer]

I, for my part, welcome our new octopus overlords.

[hammadpakistani]

its upon the effort

[Shah10229]

RESPECT THE ORACLE HAIL GERMANY !!!!!! they r the champions this yr.

[infateshand]

@Shah10229 sorry. but . that wont be happening. brazil lost already! haha

[AllycatLeo]

Lula Frita! Let's eat the calamares. (Lula is portuguese for squid/octopus). I want Argentina in the Final so they can lose to Brazil! muhauhauhau

[driftyx]

@AllycatLeo NOT HAPPENING

[AllycatLeo]

@driftyx no kidding!

[cheito20]

ARGENTINA will win. bring the octopus so we can eat it ASADO style.

[demonn6]

@cheito20

jajajajaja



[basti329]

@cheito20 Fail !!! ;D Germany Won ! :D

[vyckurne]

@cheito20 they lost.. FUCKED UP!

[Dethphunk]

@cheito20 Sorry, you were saying? ;)

[StPauliDublin]

@cheito20 looks like Paul is having u for dinner

[leonardo75]

@cheito20 Germans ate Argentinian roast beef this morning. Juicy!

[zanita88]

schade argentinien alles wird vorbei

[SantiagoCarlos]

Si pierden el pulpo se lo meten por el culooo

[carufali]

la concha del pulpo...

[demonn6]

@carufali

jajajajajaja