Fake it. The World's Worst Dives.

[fuzzmanx]

I had a feeling this song would play...

[awesomeness544]

my sock has better pixels then this^^^

[rajilia24]

what song



[DRC92695]

What song is playing?

[vijackiv]

didnt know you could get 120p

[Treblaine]

It's like they are playing with Lag.

[rakovski95]

mute it......

[bigpabbs08]

TROLL FACE 2:42

[bigpabbs08]

guy looks like he got punched in the face by a ghost at 1:54

[intrinsicdeviance]

cant discriminate between the players and the ball

[Soccer11king]

Does Minecrafters play football?

[raptors11111]

Soccer players are shameless faggots. 

[TomKaren1994]

Can't see anything....

[plasmaseahorse]

sorry not soccer...football

[plasmaseahorse]

I dont play soccer, out of curiosity is there an unsportsmanlike penalty if the player is caught diving, like there is in hockey?

[dougransley]

is someone teaching these people to dive when they're little? i just dont get it

[tbizzle12345]

@rayhan347 its gilardino when they had him on loan from fiorintina

[rayhan347]

lol thats gattuso

[joseeangel7]

i hate when people comment saying if it was filmed with a potato, calculater, etc. they are just looking for a top comment! this video does have bad quality though.

[STKsmokeTHATkush]

@LATINOHEATforLIFE you comment is ignorant, im complimenting rugby players, never said Am. Football was better than rugby. Socce is pussy, this is the video that proves it. I read somewhere that coaches teach this diving tactic on most soccer clubs...sorry you got so offended

[LazerChicklets]

FUCK HE TOUCHED ME!!

HE TOUCHED MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!­!!

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHASFUIASFUA­SIFHASIFHUISHUAFSFUH!!!!!!

[STKsmokeTHATkush]

this is why soccer is so fucking gay, go watch some American football...or at least rugby goddamn.

[LATINOHEATforLIFE]

@STKsmokeTHATkush what do you mean 'at least rugby'? rugby players have more balls than american football players considering the fact that rugby doesnt have any protective equipment. unlike AF which even has butt pads. only few players fake so much shit that they give us such a bad name as players and as a sport. the only time my team dives is when we are in practice and have fun or when we pretend to be hurt after a lil touch cuz we dont want to practice for a while. dont dump this shit on all

[eddieisfiction]

@LATINOHEATforLIFE rugby has no protection, but theres more rules on tackling, and theres no blocking and jamming (and blocking and jamming is where most of the injuries occur in american football anyways)

besides this video is about soccer... what does rugby have to do with this?

soccer is a pussy sport... you know its a pussy sport when theres youtube videos on people faking injuries like its a fucking statistic.

[LATINOHEATforLIFE]

@eddieisfiction i understand tackling but i do not see how standing in one place holding each other is any form of being injured and yea but there are also videos making fun of dead people. what? are they pussies too? look for best goals in soccer or something like that or maybe best saves in soccer and then tell me we are pussies. this video just shows wrong things in soccer. there are wrong things in football as well as rugby, basketball, hockey, any sport. dont think we are all like this

[eddieisfiction]

@LATINOHEATforLIFE well the issue is what you are claiming is happening isnt whats really happening... lol standing in one place holding each other? please bro...

if you are going to claim sports suck... at least use real facts and figures.

for example... Im using this exact video.

you are using circumstances that never happened in american football. and while theres issues with any sport.. most people agree soccer is the most corrupt and boring and pussy like.

[LATINOHEATforLIFE]

@eddieisfiction lol there are videos of own players falling asleep in some games. but its not the most boring. golf and tennis are most boring to watch in my opinion. and although soccer is corrupt in its game to get fouls to their benefits the most corrupt sport is probably boxing. my opinion. but forget this convo. it aint worth it. i have heard this million times and its stupid when people come out dissing other sports. and on that note. peace

[eddieisfiction]

@LATINOHEATforLIFE peace

[xMetallicPanda]

LOL @ 2:43

[cescfrod]

again

240p

[sethadamlee]

annnd mute.

[Bitallity]

was this filmed with a calculator?

[Foresythe]

@Bitallity Can you film a video with a calculator.....or are you a brain donor, or you need one?

[maximusman4]

The look on Ayala's face is priceless. 3:14

[thepieguy227]

1:35 i was there it was so funny! :D

[hmmNick]

filmed with peanut?

[KiiNGB0NGx]

SICK SONG SEETHER ARE BEAST

[pakgarryinabag]

If I got a dollar for every 1 dollar pixel joke I would be rich.

[erick19061995]

the worst video quality ever!!!

[CodeyBu]

i love diving :D

[XDream156]

my fav. is 1:56 xD

[jonassfd12]

that at 0:34 is not so fake he got hes foot of because of the other player takes hes foot away

[KJT922010T]

this is something you don't see when the USA plays, We don't take dives.

[docterdroob]

why is football so shit?

[TheDeadComeBack2Life]

love how players try to argue the yellow or red cards. Once its out its out haha

[gta4kings1]

whats this songg

[KJT922010T]

@gta4kings1 Fake It by Seether

[Chris805jerk]

this shit is blurry

[alexDENlille1]

wht's the song? :D

[randomewolf]

@alexDENlille1 fake it - seether

[alexDENlille1]

@randomewolf thnx ;* <3

[randomewolf]

@alexDENlille1 no prob :P

[helloyemong]

watch nani :)

[daveinindy]

Good to see some yellow cards come out for the fakers/embellishers. Terrible trend in the game that MUST be stamped out harshly. Post match fines and significant suspensions will be the most effective - along with public ridicule. Pathetic.

[ahmeaeaead]

did you record it with your calculator

[KMKFORLIFE3]

to bad this was recorded with a potato

[TrAvIsLoRaS]

This is why I play Football!! AMERICAN FOOTBALL!!!

[Shinn18]

did you use a pineapple to record this?

[bobby322456789]

Love the song 

[angpetru]

Some of these don't look like dives to me. The ones at 2:52 and 2:56 in particular seems like a legitimate loss of balance.  Not to say that the other guy did it on purpose and that a card was necessary, but I am also not convinced those guys were faking losing their footing.

[BackflipMini]

2:32 ! hahaha it's the only one, what i laughing for :D

[MrMose1988]

lol im ac milan fan but barca dives mostly against madrid but to be fair if they dont dive they will lose their legs...lol that fellow pepe aint holidn nun back lol

[MsGGChannel]

0:04 He fell over a pixel

[Jo3yDominick]

Didnt know Barca had so many alternate Kits...

[24playerbob]

what a bunch of cock sucking soccer faggots

[Jo3yDominick]

@24playerbob go away.

[24playerbob]

@Jo3yDominick truth hurt?

[Jo3yDominick]

@24playerbob lol you were probably looking for a video more of your intelligence level and wandered in here and got lost. If you look at the top right of your computer screen, theres a red X. click that. Glad that i could be of assistance :)

[24playerbob]

@Jo3yDominick floppers

[Foxxnioxx]

Who else muted the video?

[landewebshow]

Hey, which tomato did you film with??

[Oskuzi997]

christian ronaldo is the best filmer ever;D

[kooltomax]

Diving is intertwined with the rich history of soccer. It has many names including flopping, faking it, and cheating. Only those who practiced this skill since they were little kids are able to become masters at this art form and fool the referee into believing their "injury". It may be frowned upon in some circles, but like other methods of cheating in other sports, it falls under the old adage, "If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying."

[yungtiger9]

people talking shit about barca is very amusing..therer the best team in the world..yes they do dive sometimes but every team does..EVERY TEAM!!! so sock it and try to beat them..

[eekimm]

MAIN REASON SOCCER SUCKS!!! IF YOU GET NEAR A PLAYER HE FALLS CLUTCHING SOMETHING THAT WAS NEVER TOUCHED!!!!!!!!

[RandomPerson00691]

Its funny that most of these clips are from Italian matches...

[J4K31]

0:49 wasn't a dive

he saved the ball with his stomach, lol

[CabbageMan55]

@J4K31

No he didnt. What happened was he blocked it with his hand and fell down clutching his stomach

[devilantony100]

just watch a real madrid game and this is nothinq! :)

[Headcheezonium]

...And people STILL say Europe has the best Football.

[Ronaldinho10MJ23]

I just watched a mexico gane and dis is nothing

[KingHester23]

What the fuck did you record this with, a potato?

[dyldyl71]

Before this video u can tell cristiano ronaldo is always gonna be in it

[ysujy10]

more pixelled than japanese porn

[Edgehead1132]

it's so nice to see refs calling them out

[andmediaworks]

this is like watching 12 pixels video .

[Saske412Slash]

And this is what we call ''HD''....

[G0DatC0D]

soccer is gay

[RoboRob2006]

I miss Figo in this clip. You could probably make a 90 minutes episode of him.

[siritish]

I swear some referees see the game in 240p

[zmane376]

did u record this with a calculator

[AbaiyFilmon]

Who would know that all the Real Madrid ar complaining. They lost to use 5-0 and thaaaats aaaaal Tuuuutuuun 5-0! is comming witc hthe reasons! 2-0 the final is ouuuuuurs 1-1 you couldnt do it! Wer are so better! So just say it We're BETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEER So much better! BETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­ER and you know iiiiiiit.

[rockhoppyproductions]

My computer needs the update to get this amazing quality

[robinziphood]

This is why I think soccer is gay.. doesn't these people know that it's televised?

[xrlmusic]

@bigjim1337 Hahahah =D

[UkraineLFCsupporter]

Fake it. The World's Worst Quality of video on youtube.

[WokOne171]

tunneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Mytenblom]

Did you record this with a spoon?

[adammoffat2011]

bring back the good old days:)

[Snoscope]

wtf is their problem

[AstonVilla82thebest]

Is this quality the HD new gen quality?

[LM10CR9Videos]

if i would get a dollar for every pixel

i would get one dollar,

[MrNBAKobe24]

@LM10CR9Videos if i get a dollar for every time i've heard that joke i would have 1million dollars

[LM10CR9Videos]

@MrNBAKobe24

If i would get a dollar for every idiot who hates to not get the highest thumped up comment, and flames at the one that does got it, i would have 1 million dollars.

[MrNBAKobe24]

@LM10CR9Videos wow, you're original

[LM10CR9Videos]

@MrNBAKobe24

So is she.

[MrTurfed]

@MrNBAKobe24 does that mean it was??

[THEhazzahazza]

@MrNBAKobe24 But your videos havent even gotten to atleast 1million views so how is that possible? Do your friends compare calculators or somthing?

[MrNBAKobe24]

@THEhazzahazza What? 

[lelleman123]

1:06 turkey - brazil world cup 2002. The turkish player who "shot" the ball in rivaldos belly got a red card.

[A1r93]

3:08. Archers bow. tell tale sign of diving.

[killinginthename88]

this is why the A-League is a good watch. Sure the football isn't as high quality, but at least it's honest.

[kduzza]

fucking hate seeing this, nearly all of the divers in the EPL are foreign.

they disgrace our beautiful game.

[2605ChristianDK]

Italian nuff said

[urbanwarrior220]

HQ - Horrible Quality?

[knuckleguy]

if 1 pixel costs $1,

this video is worth $1

[0mg1tsMart]

@knuckleguy no it wouldn't

[cantwait4mw2]

And this is why i stopped watching football.

[cjeff10]

recorded with a potato?

[OneLoveOneeUnited]

@cjeff10 Wow i'm sick of these people who go "ugh did you record this with a ...." ugh which pixel is the.... OLD. Try and find some new ways to get thumbs up to feel good about yourself.

[jerome9b]

Which pixel is the dive?

[BigJim1337]

Just watch a Barca game and this is nothing! :)

[vvv2654]

@BigJim1337 we all know ur talkin bout cristiano ronaldo......cuz if u were talkin bout barca in that way u wud be lying

[tunc34]

@BigJim1337 just beacuse 3 players dived against Madrid doesnt make the whole team a bunch of divers dipshit. Barca gets fouled alot because they have high ball possesion. Drogba, Ronaldo, Rivaldo they all dive..

[parkouras93]

@BigJim1337 not the whole team

but this dickhead called busquets is so fucking annoying with his diving

in every match you will fing him laying down for about a minute or so and then he gets up and continues to play normally like nothing ever happened

[GrassyDROP]

@BigJim1337 Could say the same for Real Madrid...

[JoseSuperfly]

@GrassyDROP no no no and NO!

[EoLoLoIoOoT]

@JoseSuperfly Most of Real Madrid dont dive, Its just Ronaldo who acts like the tosser he is every game.

[GrassyDROP]

@JoseSuperfly /watch?v=ztFiF-HZPWI

/watch?v=mLc-Ked49og

[JoseSuperfly]

@GrassyDROP i did. that was when he was with manchester utd. He doesnt dive anymoreee!

[defownslove]

@BigJim1337 fuck u

[TheyCallMehWaffle]

@BigJim1337 You didnt even have to comment that.... Its obvious Barca sucks dick.

[messithebest10100]

shut the fuck up you stupid cunt and keep your bullshit to yourself

[MohammadProductions]

@messithebest10100 messithebest10100 hahahahahhahahahahahha what a fan

[hope2bmessi]

@BigJim1337 Hahaha so ur saying barca are divers becuz of 1 game? lol

[ZenRagnarok]

@BigJim1337 u mean a MADRID one?

[MyChavo123]

@BigJim1337 espeacially when they won 5-0 to real madrid ;D

[TheFooche]

@BigJim1337 shh, watch Ronaldo highlights, thats nothing compared to Barca.

[cerazyfilms]

@TheFooche cant hear u over the dive

[garciam3rd]

@BigJim1337 so fucking true

[2012Gunners]

@BigJim1337 haha true true what ever thay play vs arsenal , real madrird any team thay beat no team with out the other team ending with 10 players

[JimmyGuitarist]

@BigJim1337 That's rubbish. The only game I've ever seen Barcelona players dive is the match against Madrid. That game was a disgrace, and it wasn't BArca who started with the dirty tactics. Madrid started, Barca resonded.

[Pepsimaximo1]

@marcomarco312 He fell over the tackler, he wasn't tripped.

[MrGamesick]

If i had got a dollar for every pixel, i would be very poor

[2010stackmat]

If you want to do fake in your sports make sure that you finished your acting shool LOL

[guitarwaysted]

OMG nickel fucking back,that band sucks so fucking much.

[thebirdhouse2]

song?

[gamefreakQ77]

@thebirdhouse2 fake it

[HitsFromTheBongalong]

1:03 true love...

[DjD3vil7]

fucking italians wrecked our chance at world cup

[Nokkvisv94]

Why doesn't FIFA change the rules to allow refs to give divers a straight red card?

[xliljohnx51]

shows all the pussies that play soccer

[TheHives95]

what song?

[PalmersPlaces]

drogba and ronaldo should try porffesional swim and dive. theyed be better at that

[abinlukasabraham]

i blame ronaldo for everything! he made diving into a skill, almost..

[abinlukasabraham]

i was wondering y ronaldo wasn't i this unitl the near end end.....

[TheGuidoBrothers]

@abinlukasabraham lol they saved the best for last

[MIXEDUPTHROWNTOGETHR]

what a perfect song. why do soccer players just love to play the bitch and flop all the time? can someone give me a legitimate reason to this strange phenomenon? don't sell me that it is strategy because whose strategy is it to be a bitch?

[PalmersPlaces]

@MIXEDUPTHROWNTOGETHR this strategy was developed by players who arent good enough to play the game properly

[MIXEDUPTHROWNTOGETHR]

@PalmersPlaces now that is something that sounds logical, my friend tried to sell it to me as a legitimate strategy like "Hack-a-Shaq" or pulling your goalie for man-advantage. i didn't buy that for shit, yours makes sense

[Sackowitz]

I say this as a Chelsea fan: Drogba is the worst. Most players are at least somewhat believable, but his dives are just over the top ridiculous. He ALWAYS jumps into the air regardless of where he was struck. It makes sense when tackled, but very much lacks it when hit up high.

I don't know many people who leap into the air as though they were blown sky high by a missile strike when elbowed (wink, wink, nudge, nudge) in the face.

[blueseeker93]

Some of the Acting are just fucking stupid..

Didn't they know there are cameras around the field..

[142kingsman]

I didn't see ronaldo in there

[MrManutd2011]

@142kingsman WELL U MUST BE BLIND OR DONT KNOW WHO RONALDO IS LOL COZ HE WAS

[ifad9696]

the first one, he just lost his footing, and then his italian instincts kicked in

[ElisseeLOL]

Some of those seemed like they legitimately tripped, but most were just ridiculous.

[bodhi35]

this is not even about football

[VictorHugo289mex]

1:51, that guy went flying for no apparent reason.

[penguin2k6]

No stillian petrov?

[kennisnitchell]

The problem was that 2006 Italian dive won them the World Cup.

[ftejeda09]

2:32 esa mamada qe jaja ni le pego en la cara xD

[ohboyhead]

i was in a match once through on the goal keeper the ball inbetween both of us and i jumped over him but actually lost my footing and remember getting up with my shoulder hurting like hell and next thing i knew we won a penalty...

[NolteMichael13]

which pixel was the diver?

[kielutube]

@MMAforLIF3 just because its a sport where they dont beat ppl up like hockey and american football or boxing and etc.. doesnt mean its gay faggot. and dont judge the sport by their worst... try seeing the best of it..i think ur the gayest man of all..

[kielutube]

2:49 - 2:51 isnt a dive.. he tripped on the tacklers body..

[Pepsimaximo1]

@kielutube It's not a foul anyway, if he trips on the tacklers body, it's deemed that he tripped over the tackler, not that he was tripped. But he still could have easily gone over it, he admitted that himself, stating that he "accentuated it".