Blond Jokes

[MakeMehLaugh]

Kool

[MakeMehLaugh]

Kook

[meemeeuuu]

It's a scarf!

[meemeeuuu]

A blond is driving down the freeway knitting when a cop pulls up beside her, he rools down the window and yells "pull over!" the blond yells " no

[meemeeuuu]

Did you hear about the blond found dead at the Drive In? She went to see "Closed for the season"

[montreallightning91]

Ok, a blonde a brunette and a red head are on a deserted island. They found a genie the genie says you can each have one wish. So the brunette wishes she was back home with her family. The redhead wishes to be back with her boy friend. The blonde wishes for her two friends back.

[lilys765]

U GOT ROOTS BIAATTTCCH :D an often occuring side effect of fake blondenessss

[ktmbua]

I heard this somewhere

"Three blonds are walking around and they stumble against a track. First blond says a 'its a mouse track', second blond says 'no silly its a deer track' and third blond says 'are u guys kidding me? this is clearly an elephant track'. The tree girls were found still laughing when they got hit by a train"

[mihnea312]

you are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­o pretty !!!!!

[MrPX3monster]

haha i had blond hair and it went away and i had highlights and now they are gone lol and to me it is true if blonds have dark roots that they are smart like you

[garytrombley]

Why didn't the blonde change her baby's diaper for a month?

Because it said "good for up to 20 pounds" right there on the label.

[garytrombley]

Doctors have been noticing lately that blondes have had alot of bruising around their belly buttons. Do you know why? They found the reason was because blond guys really aren't that smart, either.

[RyanGill1000]

what do u call a blonde with pig tails a blowjow with handle bars



[MrMonkeybut1]

There was a blond a brunette and a redhead they were on the run the cops told them to say their last words the brunette said earthquake and ran in the panic the redhead said tornado and got away in the panic the blond said FIRE and got shot

[ghibly101]

A blond walks into a store and says to the clerk, "can I buy that tv?" he replied: "we don't serve blonds in here." so the blond buys a brunette wig and goes back with the same results: she asked for a tv and he said they didn't serve blonds. She throws out the wig and dies her hair red. She went to the store, but the same thing happened. Finally she asks, "how did you know I'm a blonde?" he replies, "this is a laundromat."

[karashaable]

like your jokes..subscribe to me n ill do the same.. :)

[Conor3091]

A blond walks up an escalator

[multimakemebad]

The blonde was the what a minute im not giving up this joke

[monsterhighgurl123]

This is one of my favorite blonde jokes, Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A blonde goes horseback riding for the first time. She gets on the horse and it starts to gallop. The blonde is starting to slip off but the horse does not know. the blonde throws her arms around the horse's mane but slips off and her foot is stuck in the stirrup. Her head is being punded agenst the hard ground. Mear seconds away from unconsciousness or death the Wal-Mart manger, Mark runs out and turns off the horse!!!!!!!!!1 LOL

[LeeRio]

i love you!

[fujigi92]

what do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you-pull the pin and throw it back

how to drown a blonde-put a mirror at the bottom of a pool and say ''look down''

[theiopl22]

one of these have to get in the top comments

[theiopl22]

how do you make a blonde forget something?

blow in her ear

[theiopl22]

how do you keep a blond in suspence?

ill tell you later

[theiopl22]

how do you drown a blond?

put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

[theiopl22]

a blond and a brunet jump off a bridge who hits the ground first?

the blonde because she had to ask for directions

[theiopl22]

what do you call a blond with pig tails?

a blow job with handle bars

[619whiteboys]

how many babies does it take to paint a wall,.............. humm idk it depends on how hard you throw them

[MegaMrcrisis]

how do u know so many blond jokes o ye your talking about but(NOT)THE RUTES TING

[SoJessicaful]

there was a red head a brenet and a blond they here lost in the woods by a factor a airplain when by them they had to drop 3 things the droped a bom a brick and a ball the cops fand them and said why are you crying to the brenet she said this ball fell on by can and it died then they walked up to the red head and siad why are you crying she said this brick fell on my dog and died then they walked up to the blond and said why are you laghing she said I FARTED AND BLOW UP THIS BILDING LOL

[aleshasarah]

@SoJessicaful learn to spell that made no sense...

[SoJessicaful]

@aleshasarah lol my 8 yr old sister said that. give her a break.

[buggie2068]

how do you know when a blonde sent you a fax

their's a stamp on it

[buggie2068]

their was blonde, red head & brunette they were running away from the police they found 3 sacks they all got in one. the police kicked the first sack the brunette said woof woof the red head said meow and the blond said sack of potatoes

[buggie2068]

why didn't the blonde call 911

because there was no 11 on the phone

[hunterwhitley123]

A brunet gos to the docter and tells him her hole body hurts. he tells her to prove it so she touches her knee and screams... then she touches her forehead and screemes and the docter ask you arnt really a brunet she says no im blonde. the docter says i know what is rong with you your finger is broken...

[MrDriftking189]

thumbs up for her hotness!

[OKcountrygurl1]

How do you know if a blonde is the true blonde? When you blood in her ear she floats.

[megaj241]

this is so freaking funny

[ThePherreria]

there were three tracks animal track running track the third blonde wonderd what was the third track it was a train track so she got hit awwwwww

[Kjelljoakim]

Q.How did the blonde die while drinking milk?

A: The Cow sat down..

[imepic00]

jokes*

[imepic00]

nice kokes btw

[imepic00]

Q:how do you kill a blonde??

A:put spicks on her shoulder and ask her a qeustion "i don't know"

[flixtars]

WOAH THESE ARE THE BEST BLONDE JOKES EVA ^_^

[gizmolyla72]

the easter bunny and a smart blonde jump of a cliff wich on lands first? Neither because they both do not exist

[pwnPotato95]

pause exactly on 1:22 XD

[VerseIsStyle]

LOL blonde. i don't think they're really dumb.

[kileepeace]

i love to play with string cuz im blonde (this is all true!)

[bionicbrat2]

a brunet red head and a blond are hiding from cops in a barn brunet hid behind cows red head behind sheep blond behind potato sacks cops come look behind the cows (moo) sheep too (baaa)potatosacks (potatos)lol=)

[madison3993]

@bionicbrat2 That is definitely a classic ^_^

[sexsymbol512]

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you.”

[sexsymbol512]

or this one: On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet.

The blonde asked, "How am I supposed to know when I'm at 300 feet?"

"That's a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground."

After pondering his answer, she asked, "What happens if there's no one there I know?"

[sexsymbol512]

This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification. The blonde driver looks all around in her purse and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.”

“Well, do you have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop.

The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.”

“Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.”

[howellrod21]

YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOO FINE!!!! :D

[TheTankinTortuga]

What do you call a blond underwater?

An airpocket!

[kingscottcnk]

I <3 You :)

[madison3993]

@kingscottcnk I <3 you too!

[kingscottcnk]

I <3 You

[gymnastikschicaa]

Why do you have like only 500 views?? seriusly!!!? your really good!!

[madison3993]

@gymnastikschicaa heythanks!

[bessica3]

a blonde is rowing a boat on a sidewalk...another blonde drives up to her and says "your stupid, you give us a bad name, if i could swim id kick your ass." ...understand?

[madison3993]

@bessica3 Haha, I think I've heard that one before :)

[PCPFilmz]

bahaha soooo good,

A blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for id

The driver looks all around in her purse and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.”

“Well, do you have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop.

The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.”

“Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.”

[madison3993]

@PCPFilmz Ah I love it! I haven't actually heard that one before :)

[ilovealices]

i think this vvideos really good you should have more views

[madison3993]

@ilovealices Thanks! That means a lot :D

[lukozaid]

Blond, Brunette and a red head on top of a burning building.

Fireman says to the brunette "JUMP and we will catch you in the net"

So she jumps, they miss her and she die's!

Next was the redhead "JUMP and we will catch you!".

They miss her aswell!

Then the fireman say's to the blond "Your last, Jump we will catch you! 2 out of 3!"

Blond say's "Do you think im stupid? Put the net on the ground and I will jump into it myself!!!"

Great vid! Your crazy!!! and cute!!!

Greeting's from Cyprus!

[madison3993]

@lukozaid I've never heard that one before, it brought the lol's :)

[mindthreat44]

Ya know... your vids are getting pretty darn good

[madison3993]

@mindthreat44 Thanks :)

[tgz11]

you look lovely still madison :)

[jessie1621]

how do you drown a blonde? put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool

[madison3993]

@jessie1621 How do yuo drown a blonde? Put a mirror on the bottom of a pool.

[charliediprose]

Why do you take a blonde shopping with you?

So you can park in the handicapped spaces.

I hope that one isn't TOO offensive. If it's any consolation, I don't think blondes are handicapped, as such.

=D



[madison3993]

@charliediprose Not too offencive, I liked it :)

[Triwood1973]

Here's another puzzle-related one.

Madi...oops, I mean a blonde, completes a 20-piece jigsaw and starts jumping with joy. Her friend said ''Don't know why you're celebrating since it took you a whole month to do!''

''Of course I'm happy because it says 'From 3 to 5 Years' on the box.''

Oh, and nice to see you're back.

[madison3993]

@Triwood1973 I love that one! I have so many puzzles from when I was a kid that said that. And good to be back :)

[fiveonefiveohwe]

i heard some really awesome ones the other day but i forgot them all ):

anyway awesome vid :)

[madison3993]

@fiveonefiveohwe Bummer, and thanks :)

[fiveonefiveohwe]

two blondes walked into a bar

you'd think ONE OF THEM would have seen it :/

[madison3993]

@fiveonefiveohwe I loled :D

[fan749]

cool seen you after a long time Madi

[Remembermeforeverlov]

A police car was patrolling the highway when he saw a car speeding. He put his sirens on and followed her closely. Upon getting closer to the car, he noticed a blond woman knitting. He rolled down his window and yelled, "Pull over!" The blond responded, "No! It's a scarf!"

[madison3993]

@Remembermeforeverlov I get that! because I can knit too (:

[Remembermeforeverlov]

A blond called her boyfriend frantically because she couldn't get a puzzle together. Her boyfriend asked her what the puzzle was supposed to be. She said, "The picture on the box says it's a tiger. Can you come over to help me?" Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend came over. He looked at the box and the pieces, and then sat her down. "I'll make you a cup of tea, and then we can put the frosted flakes back in the box."

[madison3993]

@Remembermeforeverlov That's amazing! I haven't heard that one before