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  • You know what I find funny about this? Fake Bruce Lee tries to act Asian and imitates Bruce Lee while Kid Yamamoto tries to act black by grooving to reggae and hip hop. What a world we live in. =D

  • Lmao a classic...

  • Fuckin DISGRACE to Bruce Lee..

  • なんつーか。うい~

  • 入場ヤバイ

  • hahahhahahahahha

  • -->@stl33t calls Bruce Lee faggot OMG MAN!!

    Bruce had two distinct arts. He had his cinema art, which you saw on the screen, and which made him look like the baddest cat around. Then he had his real art, the one he used to be the baddest cat around.

    Everybody knows about his big screen art,(and he ordered to do the moves slow so camera will catch up), but only JKD students, or very wise researchers, know of his real fighting ability.

    Bruce said that he had never kicked a fellow harder.....

  • -->@stl33t dont call Bruce Lee Fagot OMG MAN!!! 1955 William Cheung H.Kong 1957 Wong Shun-Leung H.Kong 1958 Pu Chang Hong Kong KO 2 1958 Yang Huang Hong Kong KO 1 AmBoxTourn 1958 Lieh Lo Hong Kong KO 1 AmBoxTourn 1958 Shen Yuen Hong Kong KO 1 AmBoxTour-SF 1958 Gary Elms Hong Kong KO 3 AmBoxTour-F 1960 (unknown) Seattle, Washington KO 1 Street Fight 1962 (?) Uechi Seattle, Washington KO 1 Referee: Jesse Glover 1963 (unknown) Hong Kong KO 1964 Wong Jack Man Oakland, California Controversial?
  • This Tony Valente should have a fight with Donnie Yen. To see who's the best Bruce Lee imitators

  • Fake Bruce Lee looked more lik Kareem Abdual Jabbar after this fight ended.

  • u cant beat a real asian

  • @jonathantse1 WTF are you talking about? "Real" Asians are always getting their asses beat in MMA. Especially by Americans or Brazilians.

  • afro samurai ??

  • even i could hav done that!

  • Easy as pie

  • is that bruce leroy?

  • BJ Penn looks so unhappy lol....

  • GUYS! do you know this kung fu guy has a youtube channel? hahah One time i put on his status that you got your ass kicked by kid yamamoto in like one second. He put a comment on my page saying i'd come in your face but i don't feed the homeless. SO.. i went back to talk more shit loll and he blocked me and my comment was deleted?! this guys an asshole. i wanna fight him lol

  • feels like his legs are gonna break by themselves.

  • BJ claims all flower girls are on roids!

  • What's up with BJ handing out flowers ?

  • Wow, an 8-minute vid for like, 56 seconds or less of fighting. Way to go Valente.

    Lol @ the announcers: "Choku sreepah!!! Choku shreepah!!!!!"

  • he actually planned the knee good timing and it didn't do shit wow this guy is terrible he needs to expand off of bruce lee like its like where would bruce be if he was obsessed with himself? no he traded techniques off plenty of people like gene lebell and eventually enjoyed learning grappling, he even imitated boxers like ali and studyied lots of fighters and read TONS of books let alone his body being admired by arnold S and dorian yates

  • I loved how he held the choke longer at the end xD

  • yamamoto is the shit!!!!!!

  • How the hell is there not one mma vs Kung fu fight where the kung fu wins? Ridiculous... Also to mean u can win in K1 or MMA without muscle training and without painkilling trainings... thats just ridiculous. You get one real kick to your head and you will die from it.... Ridiculous, JKD-kas cmon is that all youve got. You must make real k1 / mma trainings then you also have a chance with the JKD technics

  • this is a joke right?

  • hahahaha bj looks pissed

  • that was so lame

  • vaya combate mas triste. correcto que ha ganado, pero sin espectaculo

  • wow what a fight

  • he didnt delete your comment

  • lol this guy is such an ass like really! i just commented this guy cause somebody told me if you fucked with him he will get mad. So i did, and I put kid kicked your ass and he commented back saying id come in your face but i dont feed the homeless........ i was just like wtf. haha yeah well his channel is tonyvalente. go mess with him... its kinda funny. he deletes all bad comments!

  • the japs are some useless matchmakers,they always throw in a few clowns like valento.

  • BJ looks like he wanted to whips some ass there. lol

  • wtf so fast, tony valento such a douche, go kid

  • Translation... I going make tony valente my bicht!

  • did really KID said dat!!!

  • cramer from sienfeldt would have done it better.

  • ha ha ha!!! toothpick with afro

  • lol so bad actually , too fast .

  • His afro is intimidating lmao.

  • haha Bj peen is gay

  • haha how you know that,did him fuck you in the ass ha ????

  • Hahha fucking afro retard

  • Lol)))

  • Can't wait for Kid to make his comeback (and by that I mean back on the winning side of things) That fight at dream 9 was horrible and why he thought K1 would be a good idea is beyond me....anyway WAR KID

  • BJ Penn doesn't look to pleased handing out flowers

  • What a war. LOL

  • its gonna be a wore... haha

  • lol, wtf is BJ Penn doing there?

  • he was there to watch me LOOSE. lol

    Hyokin Unlimited

  • Kid is great!

  • TOK Galang Gal  is the song its sick

  • fake bruce lee lol xDD

  • Be advised that even if this guy is a nobody, he still has much longer reach than Kid and a possible factor of luck (though it never came through). However, Kid still won. 'Nough said.

  • the only thing that came through was the PAIN, from the hit in the stomach, but i am okay now. i do 3 sit ups a day now. =)

  • Honestly dude, I think you let him take you down too easily. I mean, from the clips of your training, I thought you were pretty good. For future references, you should capitalize on your reach 'cause you have long limbs.

  • well thats wat i got paid for was to loose. if i lost i got 150,000 if i won i got only 24,000. since no one really knows who i am except here and there the money was more important then winning. = )

    Hyokin Unlimited

  • Well then, I'm sorry 'cause you shouldn't even compete if you're gonna take a dive like that. That's just how I feel, you do what you do.

  • well even if i got paid to loose, I would have lost anyway. lol.

    Hyokin Unlimited

  • ppl put money on these fights, admiting u were paid to lose is more serious than i think u realize mate

  • not very serious. its more hilarious then serious. i put money on this fight as well. so i got paid twice. being paid to loose, and betting i would loose.LOLOL. everything isn't the way you really see it. SMILE.

    Hyokin Unlimited

  • Dude, you just embarressed your country, and your family over money.

    What a paid, fake, pig you are...

    Pathetic.

  • most of the country doesn't even know what MMA or UFC or K-1 infact most of teh wold desn't know. all the world knows is they need to work for money, so i got my money they can get theirs.and i am not a pig. i am much lower then a pig, i am roach...lol smile everrthing isn't as you see it.

    Hyokin Unlimited

  • i think you could make a great fighter but you had to fight some real tuff guys right off the bat...

  • hey thanks. K-1 is stuff maybe i should start off with K-mart fighting the Security Guards and work my way up to K-9 dogs. lol joke, thanks.

    Hyokin Unlimited

  • true wat a loser

  • not only am i a looser, i am a BOOZER, but when i got knocked out i became a SNOOZER. still in a DAZE.

  • WTF is up with BJ Penn and the flowers?

  • its for the tonyvalente FUNERAL the nicer the flowers the more VEGAN the person is. =)

    Hyokin Unlimted

  • lol fake bruce lee.

    kid is my fav. awesome fighter

  • Yay. Let's cheer for Kid beating up on some random unranked opponent who puts on a good Bruce Lee imitation.

  • it doesn't make Kid look all that good if he beat a UNRANKED random opponent. Anyone good can beat a UNRANKED or Bruce Lee Imitation. No need to cheer unless he beat somebody of real GREATNESS.

  • Ever hear of sarcasm?

  • Yeah thats why i said that. I knew it was sarcasm so i returned the sarcasm.

  • Ok. You'd be srurprised what flies over peoples heads around here.

  • FASHO> thats why we created this Valente Satire site. be cool cause i'm a FOOL

    Hyokin Unlimited

  • @NemeanLion it was a relatively gentle defeat. Better to tap out conscious than have the ref jump in between them after being knocked out cold. I think, aside from his pride, Valente left unscathed.

  • Bj there cool

  • the black guy is too thin

  • I'm thin so it makes it harder for my opponent to hit me. but i guess it has worked yet. =)

  • tonyvalenteDOA if u don't know the answer then Shut the fuck up stupid ass I only ask one simple question so shut up

  • blah blah blah. no one cares about the song. is this name that tune?...lol

  • Lol....stop posing kid....You embarass real fighters like me...

    American Kickboxing Academy

  • not posing... i am DOSING and in dosing off from the knockouts i get. beside it only makes you real fighters look better. be cool my friend=)

  • Fair enough holmes...much love then.

  • you should put up videos of your fights so i can Envy you. =)

  • no need to envy me man...just be a fan lol...i have videos of my last 3 fights...i just gotta find someone who can convert them from...hehe...vhs to digital lol.

  • ok well convert, invert, pervert, get them up so iyoutubers can see your ACTIONNNNNN..lol

  • Right on bro...i'll pervert the hell outta it.

  • spoken like a true FIGHTER.

  • yea tall lanky lanky guys should never fight i mean look how bad Anderson Silva sucks and as for not looking muscular look how fat and flabby Fedor is man when was the last time that guy won a fight

  • whats the first song that comes on for kid??

  • mary had a little lamb, stairway to heaven?

  • LOL that is some funny shit. For a second I thought, hmm this might be an interesting fight and then I actually say this guy...Wow. Lanky ass mother fucker. Just comparing the two, Kid is smaller, stockier and much better built. This guy is tall, lanky, and unmuscular. He seems almost unfit competition

  • Really! but you also forgot i am also INEXPERIENCED don't forget that to. =)

  • ...lol wtf you are Tony Valente? That's bullshit. You're telling me the guy dressed in all pink on your wallpaper is you?

  • you have good eye sight. sometimes when i fight i wear yellow sometimes i wear pink, but my favorite is a nice fluffy MINK.. yo be cool. =)

  • Honestly how do people like him get into the ring.....

  • they get in the ring one foot at a time. when they loose they carry us on a stretcher.

  • dat nigga is a fuckin stick who the fuck is he tryna fool

  • i wasn't fooling anyone. i bought the suit and took a few lessons, next thing i know i was on a Plane then on the canvas with stomach pains. =)

  • Tony man why? That dude is a beast and they were trying to use you to take a crap on the states. Its not that your a bad fighter but he is very experienced in this type of fighting.They love to make america look like crap.

  • yeah he was a beast, and he made me his feast, they didn't use me. its a fight. my loss is his gain. but check out how hard my tap out was. it almost put a hole in the floor i tapped out with a 1 inch tapout.. thanks dude. =)

  • kid yamamoto's swag was too much for him.

  • did you see how fast i tapped out? i tapped out harder then i can punch. my training allow me quick speed in tapping out as well as the time it takes me to get to the tapout. i have expert speed and timing. now i am tired and now i will PASSOUT. =)

  • people should remember that bruce lee started it all....befor there was any martial arts in america there was only boxing, and boxing straight up sucks

  • well boxing doesnt exactly suck...and i think bruce lee brought kung fu/jkd around the 70s, but karate came around the 50s or 60s. besides bruce lee was much more of a martial philosopher, he even recounted the validity of jkd shortly before he died

  • what a disgrace...

  • ROFL ROFL ROFL

  • oh man i've been searching for this for ages.

  • Well you found me..so wat took you so long we been waiting for you to get here.

  • what an insult to bruce lee

  • I think Bruce Lee wouldn't have lasted as long.

  • you're right, bruce lee wudve finished the fight in less than 10 secs

  • No, Bruce Lee would have lost in 10 secs.

  • then you're wrong

  • @StL33T no BL is the insult to martial arts

  • @pornpan96

    coming from a guy with "pornpan96"... okay. Atleast give some decent examples and support for your argument. Otherwise, your statement is just another insult to human intelligence.

  • @StL33T i can give u the best ones. BL was just a fuckin actor actin in kung fu movies if not show me not 100 or 50 or 2 just one of his real martial arts experience or document or anything,,, can you ? noone can, cuz he was a movie actor with a limited book martial arts knowledge to use in such movies, BL could do one thing right,, cha cha like a faggot,,

  • @StL33T i can give u the best ones. BL was just a fuckin actor actin in kung fu movies if not show me not 100 or 50 or 2 just one of his real martial arts experience or document or anything,,, can you ? noone can, cuz he was a movie actor with a limited book martial arts knowledge to use in such movies, BL could do one thing right,, cha cha like a faggot,,

  • @pornpan96

    Look at his training videos, there are TONS of them. They are in 6 parts. If you really want a true testimonial to Bruce Lee's fighting skills, after Chuck Norris and a few other top karate fighters at that time learned from Bruce Lee, they never loss a fight again.

    As for fighting records, you have to understand Bruce went around martial art seminars degrading the very martial arts. If you think the people there being degraded did nothing about it - then you're just dumb.

  • @pornpan96

    Furthermore, just because he acted in kung fu movies, doesn't mean he can ONLY act. As far as fighting RECORDS go, yes it is very very limited. However, you must consider the fact that at the time (around the 1960's) how racial whites were against orientals. Orientals at the time were viewed as inferior, dirty and degrading to interact with. Bruce Lee in person, and in movie openly mocked this stereotype. He got jumped and challenged every single day.

  • @pornpan96

    And EVEN MORE. Martial Arts may have a large part to do with fighting but it also has very much to do with self physical and mental development. Look at his philosophy in Martial arts, if you can look at it and tell me that it's not worth anything then honestly you know nothing. As for physical development Bruce Lee was able to lift weights that 300 lb body builders were unable to. Bruce weighed 125lbs. No body has yet to perform the physical feats of Bruce Lee.

  • @pornpan96

    AND EVEN MORE.

    Bruce Lee opened they door to MMA and MMA style free fight. Back then everyone regarded sparring as highly dangerous and believed 1 punch would be able to kill someone. It wasn't until Bruce Lee who introduced full contact sparring to the world that we have full contact competitions as we do today.

    Also, back then people were very bound to their style. Bruce Lee was the one who openly stepped down on this one style belief and made it widespread.

  • @pornpan96

    So, if you still think Bruce Lee was just some fucking actor who had nothing significant to do with real Martial Arts then I feel very very sorry for you. UFC president Dana White even acknowledges Bruce Lee as "the Father of MMA".

  • @StL33T gotta agree... bruce was prolly one the first "REAL" mma fighters... cuz he took lots of the good things from fighting styles and mixed them into one... i dunno what ppl expect to find records or shit like that on BL cuz if kung fu dudes fought back in tha day it was infront of a small group of dudes and it was known amongst them who was tha better...

  • @leobdope What ? First real MMA fighter? you must be joking, dude. Do you think that, for last few thousands years, men fought for their lives in hand-to-hand combat using strict styles?

  • @leobdope You're an idiot. bruce lee was just some b-rate acotr who pretended to fight and inspired a bunch of fat nerds everywhere.

  • @PlagueRiddenGoat oh... i stand corrected :P

  • @PlagueRiddenGoat +100, I totally agree that BL wasn't near as awesome as everyone claims he was. Imo, almost any lightweight, featherweight or bantam would kick his ass in the WEC, or now UFC. Except maybe Leonard Garcia, he would lose the fight, but win a split decision just because bruce lee is asian.

  • @PlagueRiddenGoat You take that back Bruce Lee was a good man...you don't know what your talking about

  • @StL33T You do know he's also said that he created mma at certain points? Dana White is an idiot. He's always been.

  • look at me fight, look at me loose, doesn't matter if you win or loose. as long as your hair looks nice and frizzy

  • agreed.dana could not pay.

    he was too much expensive.

  • kids fights are rigged

  • Are you replying to the Kidvs. Genki fight? It was a bit suspect... Looked like the ref seriously jumped the gun!!!

    I love kid... but hmmmmm...

  • lol alright shit head do me a favour and dont let me see u in RL

  • your pro boxer wont last long against a pro mma fighter. its as simple as that

  • Boxing SUCK my BALLZ

  • this is so much bull shit

  • seriously what the fuck.. who was that other guy?

  • fuk mma whoever chooses to get involved with that is choosin to get brain damage boxings more elegant and classier

  • actually boxer's are the ones getting the brain damage. MMA fighters gets cuts and bruises here and there thats it.

  • haha ok

  • its true you idiot noone has ever died from an mma match only like one accountable but that was like in russia in some underground circuit i love boxing and mma but if you dont know one thing about the other why talk about it thats just ignorant

  • Boxing suck my BALLZ

  • I was a boxer for many years, and boxers take a ton of hammer blows to the head, over and over and over, in fights, competition and in practice... MMA fighters mix all the blows up with kicks to legs, take downs, grappling, etc.. Boxing is like 90% head shots, MMA is like 30 to 40% head shots... and is not a total set up where boxing is full on blasts to the head.. In MMA, you are more off balance, etc...

  • ye but wats worse honestly 10 punches to the head or, 5 knees and 5 elbows to the head

  • Honestly, that's not a realistic idea there... hahaha...

    In boxing, you go round after round after round with full on blasts to the head, over and over and over... Even in the worst MMA fight, a fighter will not take anywhere near the damage to the head... Period! There is no question... Just look at the statistics... Boxers by far have a ton more brain damage... ask the doctors who deal with them! Period! You haven't fought before, have you? I have, for many many years!

  • Know why boxers take more damage to the head? Cause they dont know how to block attacks like they MMA fighters learn when doing martial arts, boxers just put their hands up and pray... Boxing has a great offence and is used in almost every MMA fighters style and for good reason, but boxing as a whole style is not very well rounded, no grappling or kicks or anything but punches. Many boxers die from head damage, instead of taking all thoughs hits to the head just learn to block lol

  • Also use a little common sense... In boxing, it's hammer blow after hammer blow.. hands are a lot faster and easier to slam into the head... Leg kicks and knees are slower and take time to set up... And, in MMA, it's spread out... not 100% of the blows go to the head... IN boxing, 90% do go to the head... IN MMA, it is spread out to the intire body, legs, body, head... And, a lot of time is spent doing take downs, take down defense, submission, submission defense, etc. etc.. Think about it...

  • lol ok look lemme rephrase what i belive...if ur gna fight an mma fight theres more possiblities of urself gettin fucked up than in the boxing ring. ive seen some1 throw a turning kick first strike broken leg ive never seen such freak accidents in boxing except for tyson, and tyson in his prime throw him in the octagon or the squared circle wud destroy any fighter...mma sucks ass

  • Ok... I thought you originally said that it is more damaging to the brain! Boxing clearly is more damaging to the brain and long term... And, Tyson even in his prime would get anihalated in mma! See, I looooove Tyson.... But, he doesn't know how to fight kickboxing, wrestling, submission, jujistsu, etc. etc. Trust me, a trained fighter will Kill Tyson even in his prime... And, yes, there are more damaging results from MMA when it comes to the body... But, bones heal! And chicks dig scars...

  • loool i cud never see tyson lose in his prime, obv im on boxing ur on mma ur always gna think more of mma, one day we will know the ansa, they will have to get a boxer in the octagon and a mma fighter in the ring do u think it will ever happen?

  • I love watching Kid and his fights but everytime he takes it lil extreme tho like holding the chokes lil longer or when he's tko"ing somebody when ref tells him to stop he wont that shit gets old and he's a cocky lil fucker.

  • that dorky fuck gets owned...

  • this songs are original for krazybee version + kid remixed.

    sean paul,t.o.k = kid friends.

  • actually the fist song that start's out..

  • Does any1 know the song to Kid's entrance?

  • Ain't that Bruce Lee-Roy from the movie The Last Dragon?

  • pac man would get choked out right after a shin kick to his head before he could land a punch..i love pacquiao too as a boxing fan but if you want to talk about a fight, kid yamamoto would kill him literally..

    and trust me im a huge pacquiao fan too but it is what it is

  • PACQUIAO IS THE BEST..!!! will invite NORIFUMI KID YAMAMOTO to fight pacquiao..

    RESULT:

    PACQUIAO will WIN 100%

    yamamoto will loss the fight, kid is just a gay. cheer to pacquiao.!!!

  • LOL...

    in a bozing match.. yes..

    in an MMA fight?! kid is one of the best wrestler.. goes to the ground.. it's over

  • pacquiao is the best boxer in the world in his weight division, in a boxing match, (with boxing rules of course) he will beat kid (he destroyed quite a few muay thai fighters who tried boxing). unfortunately, he's not an MMA fighter, yes, he will lose in an MMA fight. but train him in grappling and kicking, he will probably beat kid too.

  • anderson silva vs manny pacquiao ... boxing match. pacquiao getting his ass handed to him

  • thats stupid. there in different weihgt divisions. and silva is not that good with his hands, unlike kid, jens pulver or vitor belfort. he relies to much on his knees. prohivit knees and his fighting skill is crippled. if they were on same weight division, anderson gets cracked ribs

  • why not kid and manny? well one thing Manny wont be able to take a kick from Kid. 2nd once Kid takes him down its game over... Cmon man Manny is a boxer that it. Kid is a pro olimpic wrestler and muay thai fighter. put one and two 2geteher. Excited to see the Manny fight tho. and the Anderson and manny thing is just RETARDED!!! Anderson has like over 50 pounds on Manny...

  • i did not claim manny is an MMA fighter, he is a boxer, the best in the world pound for pound. he cant fight MMA or kickboxing, but MMA fighters lose vs a world boxing champ in a BOXING match. yes, this manny vs. silva thing is stupid i agree

  • actuali manny used to do thai boxing before his boxing career, boxing is elegance sophisticated combat sport

  • haha i love pacquiao as a boxer but to fight in mma or train him in mma. there is no way he can beat KID. haha wow