Demolition Man - Language Violation

[tdogg4575]

WTF? 1 dislike how dare you mother fucker - BRRTT!you have been fined 2 credits for the violation of the verbal statue - suk my DICK -BRRTT! you have been fined 3 credits for violation of the verbal statue

[flyboy685]

where are the goddamn guns?

you have been fined one credit

what? fuck you

your repeated violation has notified the police. lmfao.

[alzanoletti]

Shit!!!! I would get alot of those fines cause I fuckin' curse so fuckin' much. And I wouldn't pay anything. Fuck that shit.

[eaglesfan226]

So much for fucking freedom of speech.

[eaglesfan226]

I ain't exactly mad, just try to imagine yourself cussing in places where they have this security. Well, if they expect me to pay those fees...FUCK-THIS-SHIT!! (Whoo! That felt good!)

[eaglesfan226]

Who the fuck came up wit this shit? Mother Teresa? The only time I don't cuss if there was kids around.

[gretschplaya]

Has anyone else noticed the similarity of Zack to Ely Vance?

[BrianTheChosen1]

Oh shit this is so fucking hilarious!!!!

[OwMyHip]

"so much for the three seashells." Gets me every time!

[dalektaliban]

youtube would collapse the economy if this was legal

[Lugo428]

1:47 Look at the people in the baclground! They're like "What is his boggle?"

[Lugo428]

If this shit happens in the future, I'd go fucking bankrupt. Jesus fucking Christ.

[StiaanyBoy]

0:30 is the most hilarious part

[capnhands]

this would be the world if Mormons took over

[ChuckyDoll10]

Did anybody notice the statue of Simon Phoenix in the backgound at 2:35 to 2:36?

[PaulosTheGamer]

1 Person agrees with the Verbal Morality Statute.

[Lugo428]

@PaulosTheGamer Shit. Me too.

[Rockguy2010]

@Lugo428 *BRRRRRT* Lugo428 You are fined one credit for violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.

[Lugo428]

@Rockguy2010 What? Fuck you :)

[Rockguy2010]

@Lugo428 *BRRRRRT* You're repeated violation of the Verbal Morality Statute has caused me to notify the local authorities. Please stay where you are and have a nice day :)

[Lugo428]

@Rockguy2010 HAHA!

[PaulosTheGamer]

This would be great in real life, revolution!!! "Fuck you!" BRRRRRRRRRRRT!

[PaulosTheGamer]

Best thing of the movie, that buzzer... for DAMN sure, BRRRT!

[MithrilXSV]

If only they had those verbal morality statute machine buzzers during the Scarface movie.

[dafranx]

I played my Eddie Murphy album while watching Demolition Man, and now I'm in 1,000,000 credits in debt.

[TheSeattlehawk94]

@dafranx but....Party all the time didn't have any swears in it! LMAO

[HonzaArts]

Thanks a lot you shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball breaking, duck fucking, pain in ass. xDxD

[WillRennar]

*someone tries to downvote*

**BRRRT!** You are fined 50 credits for a violation of the Movie Excellence Statute. The degree of your misbehavior has caused me to notify the San Angeles Police Department. Please remain where you are for your reprimand.

[TheUndertakerfan2002]

This comment is removed by the thought police

Violation: 20,000 credits

[Saborside124]

For Demolition Man, the dislike button should be disabled

[bellzo5]

man dis shit funny as hell they need to invent this shit for real

[cbraxxas]

You left out "Be well." "Be fucked!"

[VexonCross]

Taco Bell? In my version it's Pizza Hut. >.>

[Darklarik]

Lol i love how Stallone uses those tickets as toiler paper.

[scatman0707]

I can't wait to see if the future is like this. I'd be the 50 year old in the '08 Volvo XC70 station wagon with a hidden system and off road tires on it, drivin' throug hteh city listening to Raise the Roof by 2 Live Crew. ahhhh that's gonna be some good times. XD

[SoulReaperSwords]

Be well John Spartan.

Be fucked...

EHHHHH John Spartan you are fined one cred- *BANG*

[Quex01]

This comment has removed by the cyber police - violation 10 credits.

[Baaahk]

sandra bullock was sexy in this movie

[athomicritics]

grodon ramsay would be bankrupt after one episode of hells kitchen with that law XD

[LoVeInADiUniVerSe]

@athomicritics #LOL Ramsey is somethin else

[daplayer]

Excuse me Museum patron, can I..

*BOOM*

HAHA!

[Lancebowski]

This is where the NBA is fucking [bzzzt!] headed, goddamned [bzzzt!] morons! Fines for grown-ass [bzzzt!] men for language violations! In-fucking [bzzzt!]-credible!

[Admercial]

Damn *Buzzzzzzzzz* close to predicting the future.

[this1900]

BOOM! Mothafucker!!

Im rolfing my fcking ass off!!

[bigtruckseriesreview]

This movie was AWESOME. Right up until after Stallone and Wesley's first fight in the museum.

[Notzi1981]

This crap still cracks me up! Thanks for posting!

[MrStonedOne]

0 peopl- oh, wait fuck! *MrStonedOne, you are fined 1 credit for violation of the verbal morality statute.*

[WillRennar]

I fired up one of my George Carlin albums last week while watching this movie.

Now I'm 5.27 million credits in debt. :[

[LukeMM95]

The film had a great sense of satrical humour. But did they ever pay those fines?

[thevoid99]

seriously, one of the most underrated movies of the 1990s.

[qaz123342]

Church wold overload with this saying the even good name of Go(...BEEP)

...Da(......).

What the Fu(.......)

[bub777]

1:46-1:55 was one of my most favorite parts of the film!

[Briselance]

Once again, the super evil doctor villain is a guy ... with a French full name : Raymond Cocteau ... that kind of cliche in US movies just wallows in lameness ...

I mean, come on, why do you Americans like so much to give us the bad roles, huh ?

P.S.: They even forbade contact sports, bad languages, chocolate, meat and gasoline ? Duh ... what kind of sicko fucking prudish shit-world is this ?

[Slacker4LiFe247]

They should of got Andrew Dice Clay in this movie also lol

[yuki8651]

i cant do that. FUUUUUUUUUUUCK THE FUTURE IF I CANT EXPRESS MYSELF THEY CAN SUCK A FUCKING DICK. STUPID AZZ NIGGA. VIOLATION MY ASS I CUS WHEN I FUCKIN WANT TA AINT NO MACHINE GONNA TELL ME HOW TA TALK. =D

[Briselance]

@yuki8651

Yeah, that's the spirit, man !! FIGHT THE POWER !! ^^

[yuki8651]

@Briselance hahahahaha sure is nigga =P

[WillRennar]

yuki8651, you are fined 8 credits for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute. Your repeated violations have caused me to notify the San Angeles Police Department. Please remain where you are for your reprimand.

[yuki8651]

@WillRennar hahahaha im fined FUCK THE VERBAL MORALITY SHIT =)

[yuki8651]

i cant do that. FUCKKKKKKKKK THE FUTURE IF I CANT EXPRESS MYSELF THEY CAN SUCK A FUCKING DICK. STUPID AZZ NIGGA. VIOLATION MY ASS I CUS WHEN I FUCKIN WANT TA AINT NO MACHINE GONNA TELL ME HOW TA TALK. =D

[alainhung1]

I do not understand why they never get angry, or use the defense, always smiling and they are more stupid than the Amish, anti-tech community and all religion

[sildowww]

Australia 2050

[TheKramMan]

One thing for sure they both killed a tree or two cussing

[Lol22568]

@TheKramMan

LMAO

[cobra4472]

"Be Well!!"

"Be fucked"

Brilliant lol

[care4rfallen34]

They should invent that machine for real. It would be hilarious

[yuki8651]

@care4rfallen34 I DONT THINK IT WOULD CUZ THEN I'D GET FUSTRATED =D 

[Lol22568]

@care4rfallen34

Yes it would

[care4rfallen34]

You have been fined 999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999 gazillion credits for being an idiot. Please wait in place for the Fuzz

[yuki8651]

@care4rfallen34 damn right I'D PROBLY HAVE MORE DAN THAT. STUPID FUCKING MACHINE N WATS WITH THE FUCKING SEA-SHELLS CAN WE GO BACK TO 2000 shit BUT I LOOVE THIS MOVIE HAHA

[Lol22568]

@yuki8651

I couldn't stop laughing everytime i heard the machine

[WorkSucksChannel]

this movie was genius, I love how they predicted, that Arnold would become an important political figure

[Andrew077]

You forgot "I hate to interrupt you two, but that's fuckin' stupid, Phoenix is going for a gun, plain and simple".

[gck86]

digg this

[csgrambauer]

LOL my older sister would make all of the machines run out of paper if she was there as every second word is an 'f' word. Hahahaha. XD!!

Poor trees though...

[shooster11]

"John Spartan, you are fined one FUCKING credit for a FUCKING violation of the FUCKING verbal morality statute."

[NathanCoalbine]

Motherfucker!

[Wolfsbane909]

In the movie the Tea party ppl live in the Sewer lol j/k

[WillRennar]

Something that just hit me:

San Angeles outlawed chocolate, meat, AND spicy food?

Holy shit, I'm gonna fuckin' STARVE in this hellhole!

**BRRRRT!** YOU ARE FINED THREE CREDITS FOR VIOLATIONS OF THE VERBAL MORALITY STATUTE.

...oh for the love of....

[cytorakdemon]

you know the sound effect guys had fun with this lil feature in the movie.

[kingxx100]

they should put erik cartman in the movie he would get about 5000 tickets in the first 20 seconds

[Dicktopus]

"Thanks a lot you shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball breaking, duck fucking pain in the ass. Mm-hm!"

[velja27]

So much for the seashells. :D

[Figroliun]

Say fuck twice, get three squad cars called on you. JUSTICE, FUCK YEAH shiiit here comes the cops.

[ThrashMetalGuy]

if some idiot invented that machine i would go insane

[WillRennar]

@ThrashMetalGuy I'd probably just shoot the sunuvabitch for it, mysel--

**BRRRRT!** YOU ARE FINED ONE CREDIT FOR A VIOLATION OF THE--

***BANG!!!*** Fuck off, ya GlaDOS reject.

[Shanethefilmmaker]

You forgot the part where he shot the machine.

[tolbertjason]

man I wish Wesley Snipes as Pheonix would destory the verbal morality statues machine.

[biggzintheplace2010]

Phoneix - "Where the fuck do you find batteries in the future....is there a battery store" .....hilarious!!

[Telacore]

lol at 0:50 the thing goes of and phoenix is like "BEEEEP!"

[spook187]

"So much for the sea shells" Best line :D

[TheHumanCannon]

Man those language violations make the movie so much funnier.

[m2diggs]

Snipes should have won an Oscar!

[th3planetsghost]

@m2diggs This role is fucking from another planet good. This movies is legendary.

[0814ma]

I love this movie.

[illuminatioracle]

barack obama's ideal future

[ThrashMetalGuy]

i'd feel uncomfortable if i ever lived in a world like that where you can't use bad language

[murphy341]

fuckers are fast too! *BEEP*

[bobadicious]

BEEP!

[rebirthandsex]

"excuse me museum patron"...........

BOOM !!!!

[JMDub89]

@rebirthandsex

I LOL'd at that XD

[ZDLR221]

Be fucked

[Devilconsumer]

1:45 XD Thanks alot you shit brain, fuck face, ball breaking, duck fucking, pain in the ass?

[Devilconsumer]

Is there a british verison movie? there is a boring american version i hated to watch and i can't find the british one :(

[csibatmanfan]

FUUUUUUUUUCCKKKKK YOU! Go Wesley Go!

[DomIstKrieg]

Ah, smoking is not good for you, and it's been deemed that anything not good for you is bad; hence, illegal. Alcohol, caffeine, contact sports, meat... Bad language, chocolate, gasoline, uneducational toys and anything spicy. Abortion is also illegal, but then again so is pregnancy if you don't have a licence.

Sounds like hell. I would rather be frozen.

[thesailormercury1]

swearing + cops+fines =jail

[juntaothesecond]

is this swearing in the movie funny or what?

[yosoylavergavoladora]

how many fines did spartan get? lol I love this movie and I love so much how Sandra Bullock looks like in that police outfit

[Devilconsumer]

@yosoylavergavoladora 11 XD

[Devilconsumer]

@yosoylavergavoladora but the 12th last one he shot down cocktaus violater when this video didnt have the full montage of hthe video there were suppose to be 15 acutally but this one hasnt got all langauge violations

[yosoylavergavoladora]

@Devilconsumer I knew that this clip hadn´t all Spartan´s fines thx bro

[Devilconsumer]

@yosoylavergavoladora yeah i watch the british version the american version is rubbish xD

[HateFenians]

Wesley Snipes was fucken great in this!

[chriscos123]

@HateFenians You are fined one credit for violation of the verbal morality statute

[SilenceHCO]

Duck fucking pain in the ass, LOL!

[kingsnake23]

I wished that we had one of those things at high school 'cause I'd have fun with those things.

"Thanks a lot you shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball breaking, duck-fucking, pain in the ass."

[DevilMaster]

How isn't anyone fined when they mention "doctor COCKteau"?

[dossard15]

@DevilMaster LOL. That didn't ever come up my mind. Nice find :-)

[Devilconsumer]

@dossard15 you forgot 3 more on the video :( the one were john spartan said something about leash on his ass to geroge earle and then fucking stupid what he was goign on about before the museum scene.

The last one after the end of the video why didnt you record "be fucked"? XD that bit was funny where bob fainted hhaha

[csgrambauer]

@dossard15 Hahaha me either actually. LMFAO.

[seanw23]

@DevilMaster cuz it's a name. and i don't think it's spelled like how you spell it.

[th3planetsghost]

@DevilMaster in the 90s no one was that mentally deranged to notice shit like that or even point it out...oh how we are evolving...

[DevilMaster]

@th3planetsghost It's not a case of being mentally deranged, it's a bad side effect of letting machines handle human language, and some of it is already happening now. It has even received a name: "clbuttic mistake". Google it and prepare to facepalm.

[th3planetsghost]

@DevilMaster no. Society is just devolving. Which is totally possible, nothing states that, as our society gets older it will get smarter...nothing...that is just a low intelligence minds at work, believing they are becoming more "advanced" every year. HA! Society is devolving and people are joining up to devolve with it. Count me out, Im either gonna turn up like Spartan,....or Pheonix.

[th3planetsghost]

@DevilMaster actually...in todays world, I do feel like spartan or pheonix...you guys fucked it all up!

[bigwillietheb]

@th3planetsghost Devilmaster you are fined one credit for violation of the verbal morality statue. LOL

[alainhung1]

@DevilMaster he is just stupid & idiot when the amish , mennonite , mormons , quakers & hippies

[koolbob1872]

"You are fined one credit for violation of the verbal morality statute."

"Fuuuuuck you!"

[Rosapsico]

and the most amazing, is that even when the scenes have no focus whatsoever on that, it never fails, I mean the verbal morality detector is always working on the background no matter what the scene is about. gotta looove this perfect movie.

[TheSicilianMelody]

motherfucker doctor cocteau punk ass bitch

[1BigChris7]

i would do that shit all day

[thesailormercury1]

lol very lol very at 1:48 to 1:55

[missing77ohowcliched]

loooooooooooool

i love how the psycho killer guy gets all excited and tries to break into it :P:P

AND FAILS despite the fact that wesley snipes is meant to be like a martial artist/hardman

[burgersforreal]

I would destroy those machines everywhere i go if i saw them..i curse alot motherfucka lol

[tovara22]

@burgersforreal  burgersforreal you are fined one credit for violation of the Verbal Morality statue..

[NissanN12Dude]

Wahahaha! So much for the three sea-shells. XD

[Gogsy2345]

laugh out loud XD

[TheDanVlogShow]

you forgot 2 scenes