Yakov Smirnoff on Broadway

[PanzarMetal]

SHmirnov ? really dude?

its SMIRNOV  how you see thats how you say.

[boygens88]

in america, you Yakov Smirnoff

in Soviet Russia, Smirnoff Yakovs you!

[gtasaluversm]

@RagingSniper794 Copied that joke from another video. FAIL!

[ShaneKarma376]

@gtasaluversm Hahaha nice work man! BUSTED!!!

[ddunlap86]

i dont want to live anymore

[RagingSniper794]

In Soviet Russia we only have two channels. One is propaganda,and the other is the K.G.B yelling "Go back to channel one."

[TheDb884]

marxism FTW

[ciyean]

HAHAA, silly women at Bed Bath and Beyond. He's so right! Even though I have never... really had a wife... or a girlfriend... or a chick over my house. I actually have no idea.

[BrandonSchleifer]

In America, you watch politicians on TV. In Soviet Russia, politicians watch you on TV.

[nyanjoss]

@BrandonSchleifer hahaha

[keerkhor]

80% of the audience is white and over of the age of 65.

[ciyean]

@keerkhor In America you have people over 65. In Soviet Russia you have 65 people over you.

[SomeRandomTangent]

is that zohan!?

[tomislavlac]

In Soviet Russia Chuckov Norrisev is brunette and telling jokes

[TjtheTrapper]

dat crowd be old tho

[acousticdoug]

@MegaLink117 last I heard he's in branson

[MegaLink117]

i wonder what became of yakov

[KingDcome11]

I'm guessing they not only don't have traffic lights in Russia but not curtains as well

[rocaho001]

dalbayob...I know what curtains are. Motherfucker.

[k9mannj]

wow! does he know how man works less than woman or what? this is a disgrace

[dillzboy]

Anyone see that updated version of this? I just recently seen it on Broadway. It was great! It was called "Yakov Smirnoff : TURN OFF THE DARK...WHAT A COUNTRY!!" It was brilliant! Yakov was dressed like Spiderman and they had him on wires, and he was being tossed around the fucking roof!! It was hilarious!!

[Fashur]

In Soviet Russia, Broadway on Yakov Smirnoff!

[bjorn2401]

Hi Billy Mays here, with another fantastic product!!!!!!

[k0stil]

he`s like billy mays

[Spartan10391]

In Soviet Russia, Couch sits on you!!!

[Jman5295]

In Soviet Russia, Pants poop you!!!

[killmrmanson]

In Soviet Russia, weights lift you

[directorPlz]

in soviet russia the internet trolls you

[DocRavage]

In Soviet Russia, Yakov Smirnoff tells "In Soviet Russia" jokes...

[magichristo]

In America, you study Science.

In Soviet Russia, science study you.

[rice31254]

Chuck Norris and Billy Maye had sex and this is their creation

[timd941]

In Soviet Russia vodka drinks you and drunk gets you!

[Homer22234555]

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[iceguy2003]

 In America, your job determines your marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx determines your job.

[magichristo]

@iceguy2003 That doesn't even make sense xD

[TheEnjoiPandolin]

@magichristo If you were educated it would.

[magichristo]

I know what you mean, and I know who Marx is and what he stood for. What I mean is that the first sentence doesn't make sense. Obviously, the second one does.

[ShayLee0501]

@TheEnjoiPandolin No it doesn't make sense, unless you live in Germany where Marks are money.

[panzerkiller13]

@iceguy2003 WIN.

[DJMforever]

@iceguy2003 not for much longer ;) America will be Marxist too!

[martelly55]

@DJMforever Yep...



[sulfura3]

@iceguy2003 Wow, a soviet russia joke in the comments that actually made sense! Well played sir! +1 internetz

[jellybelly903]

@iceguy2003 Good job!

[gurkenhamster]

@iceguy2003 : Sorry, as a communist (who doesn't like soviet russia, just oppressive) i have to disagree: At first, Marx had nothing to do with Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia wasn't even communist. Plus, in America a manager still makes hundred times more than his cleaner does, who works the same time. plus, i heard that joke before

[Metroidkiller0]

@iceguy2003 copied of wikipedia > O >

[PortalStillAlive]

in soviet russia broadway's on Yakov

[lolley1100]

In soviet russia, Yakov sucks...

[djbazzmaster]

in soviet russia ... toilet craps on you !

[KaisWOWBand]

@kate51035 :/ The Soviet Union was most of eastern europe and russia dumbass. Ive seen you post 2 comments about it...

[Rubiksfanatic1]

@kate51035 eh heh...

that's because when he was born Ukraine was part of the soviet union (or russia as you might call it)

Technically he wasn't born in Russia, but he might as well have been

[xXkingdomhearts96Xx]

lol all the people in the audience are old

[NoSaysHello]

Borat!

[iDontBeTrollin]

Look at your comment, now back to mine. Now back at your comment now back to mine. Sadly it isn't mind, but if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate comments it could look like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, writing the comment your comment could look like. What did you post? Back at mine, it's a reply saying something you want to hear. Look again the reply is now DIAMONDS. Anything is possible when you're not trolling.

[iDontBeTrollin]

this guy is amazing



[q1111w]

In Soviet Russia...

article reads YOU

[Tumoxa89]

похоже Петросян нашел свою публику

[rumenthebest]

In Soviet Russia Lady Gaga is a woman !

[maccusportugal]

@rumenthebest dont copy comments for thumbs up

[rumenthebest]

@maccusportugal i don't fucking copy shit you asshole! I don't care one bit about thumbs up! Idiot

[Raylet2]

he had a tuff crowd, those jokes were amazing lol.

[conspirated]

In Soviet Russia, piss takes you!

[mitchqqqqqq]

In Soviet Russia Beiber is still gay.

[TheGameStarz]

In soviet Russia water drinks you

[Imran500]

In Soviet Russa, toilet shits in you.

[brajtnerinjo]

He looks a bit like Chuck Norris here



[ThEP1r4tE]

@brajtnerinjo And Billy Mays.

[catboy239]

@brajtnerinjo of comedy.

[MRANGELSGAMES]

@brajtnerinjo IN SOVIET RUSSIA CHUCK NORRIS STILL KICKS YOUR ASS 

[CrsnCheez]

@brajtnerinjo Chuck Mays or Billy Norris

[Beady2]

in soviet russia there is no toilets they shit in metal buckets xD

[DanielConnor235]

In Soviet russia yakow smirnoff laughs at you

[eurosonly]

hmm interesting if hes funny then i must be fucking halerious...

[avenged7ex]

In capitalist canada, you drink vodka!

[crrankshaft]

in the thumbnail i swore he looked like billy mays

[krakrs]

@crrankshaft Dude so did I!!

[g4man41]

In Soviet Russia Cat burns you.

[flymenian]

The dude is funny, I like!

[theaznfishy]

Always have to look at the audience. Smirnoff's is composed of an older generation that grew up with him. TBH I wasn't exactly sure what his jokes were getting at but I'm thinking it's more of a generational gap than anything.

[TheFatNugz]

He's so funny, but I kind of prefer his earlier works.

[popejohnpaulverize]

@TheFatNugz yeah back when he talked about soviet russia

[AtheistUnity]

@Shurikan51

Wait, forget that, just realised you were quoting someone else lol.

[AtheistUnity]

@Shurikan51

"Hurted" isnt even a word lol.

"Hurt" is past tense, "Hurts" is present.

[manhunt202]

dont like dont wacht easy noo?

[bumrang]

LOL!

[amietwellman]

I think Yakov is the best, and all you Yakov haters, Hes freaking famous. He has his own building in BRANSON one in Las Vegas, most of the bad commenters are just jealous and their comment has been beaten by the good comments. If you dont like him, Why watch his videos AND comment it??? Comments arent complaints.

[xXNoseXgrinDXx]

in soviet russia, joke tells you! so shut the fuck up people and let the comic make the funny :)

[bubblinbrownsugar616]

@xXNoseXgrinDXx Here Here!!

[chibz92]

@thepeterlong lmao

[Marluxia369]

in Soviet Russia penis touches you

[assassinmanthing]

in soviet russia ass kick you

[Seanctk10001]

yakov is the one of the funniest comedians ever

[TEHKiTTEHSOUP]

Yakov not only is a comedian, but hes also a painter. For September 11th, he painted a picture with "a stroke for every death." He then paid thousands for it to be enlarged onto a giant canvas, and it was put up near the ruins of the world trade center. In his selflessness, he didn't even sign with his name, but as "The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act, but by the size of the heart." So stop hating on him, he's done a lot more for his country than you ever have.

[M16FullMetalJacket]

@TEHKiTTEHSOUP he's proud to be an American even though he's from Russia.

[Peter5k]

In Soviet Russia the porn watches YOU!

[WrinkleTits]

in soviet russia,vodka drinks you!

[DavidsWeirdMedia2]

in soviet russia comedian laughs at you!

[assasination0sam]

in soviet russia hitler is a black jew and wont suicide...

[SATURDAYateSUNDAY]

nah

[Executus300]

In Soviet Russia, joke tells YOU!

[LuceoLeo]

he looks like chuck norris

[boborox90]

In Soviet Russia terms of service violate you

[TheRammsteizer]

Isnt he the one who made "In Sovjet Russian" jokes?

[nefets99]

@TheRammsteizer yeah

and all the guys below, hes not a great comedian like he used to be, but there are only about 10 great comedians in america, deal with it

[zexion4real]

@nefets99

you're speaking blasphemy.

[smaginn]

@TheRammsteizer Yes he is

[magicx333]

in soviet russia penis plays you!

[pika23]

aww....he is so cute!!! I would go just to hear him do "in soviet russia ____ ____'s YOU!

[verypoorhobo]

my name a smirnoff verry nice hi 5

[brandtaylor93]

in Soviet russia Yokov funny

[xxxJ3R4Z1Lxxx]

This is so bad, I didn't laugh once. In Soviet Russia, this is still lame. Haha.

[Ericzeppe]

This was a bad clip. the other ones are way more funny

[tazerboy999]

We have curtains?

[WALZ97]

@tazerboy999 no the curtains have you

[birgerburgerbarger]

i can laugh and laugh and laugh to this

[TheEye114]

In Soviet Russia, dumb reversal makes you.

[bluez4soul]

Billie Maze

[crvetteguy]

very funny guy

[soapandwafflesrule]

in soviet Russia , Britney leaves you alone!

[h8tenonyou]

In Soviet Russia, Britney leaves alone YOU!!

[soapandwafflesrule]

thats....basically what i said no need to re-say it

[h8tenonyou]

yea but i made it better.

[soapandwafflesrule]

no not really....

[ThePlatapus]

@soapandwafflesrule

No he did... h8tenonyou wins!

[Flipper79able]

Is this funny?

[zachromero]

man, that accent is so fucking funny.

[theman4130]

I adore this man. He literally worked his way up. He is a rag to riches story. Go look up his story.

[janelane64]

I think his jokes are really really clean and that's why it's not as funny to some people, people are used to vulgar stand up. Not that vulgar stand up isn't funny, it is.

[ikvsabre]

I can't believe people are fighting over Yakoff Smirnoff.

If you don't like him, why did you waste the time to come here and comment?

[JulienKal]

you're right--it's Yakov btw

[shuha24]

@ikvsabre I didn't come here because I knew he was a funny guy.that's because Ben Stiller mocked him and thought he would be hilarious .But i am disappointed

[MaxRideWizardLord]

@ikvsabre because they are butt-hurted trolls with no-life and they try to find something random to take a shit on it with out any reason.

[Shruikan51]

@MaxRideWizardLord I never understood what "butt-hurt" meant,but hurt is past-tense making "hurted" un-proper english.Kind of like "bestest".Lol

[MaxRideWizardLord]

@Shruikan51 butt-hurt means like "Awww I feel pain" and complaing about this pain a lot.

[Bayplaces]

@ikvsabre same reason people hate on gays

same reason people hate

[bmxconnor09]

@ikvsabre in soviet russia yakov like you

[SKULLOK]

You are nothing more than an ignorant fool who deserves nothing better than that which you wish to happen to those who obviously don't deserve such punishment.

I hope you choke on a ball of rusty razor wire.

[hotelmario510]

You heartless brute. Do you know what he did for your country? Do you? This guy painstakingly painted a picture to commemorate 9/11 with one brushstroke for each victim. And you want to slaughter him? You sicken me.

[greenplanetstudios]

@hotelmario510 what the fuck did this come from im trying to watch sum comedy

[DetectiveDeckard]

@hotelmario510 Did he? What a legendary man.

[hotelmario510]

@DetectiveDeckard Yes. Russia, what a caant-ry!

[9reasy5am]

not true.

this shit is great.

I'm 17.

[WhyNotTruth]

Obviously you need to grow up. Barney and Nick toons isn't comedy.

[spickinpower]

I agree with you, I find him hilarious and I am 17 too

[DORproductions117]

He is hilarious, also 17

[ezecoo]

i come at age of 5 now i know fluent english

i still have russian accent but im used to amrican now

[TheLaced]

In soviet Russia Yakov Smirnoff laughs at you

[TheLaced]

this isn't funny at all

[ShroomSnip3r]

ITS HILARIOUS ;D

[AliceLikesCats]

I came in 1990 and I have completely lost my accent.

[nutherefurlong]

Not sure it would be the same act without his accent...

[BenjaminWirtz]

Does he exaggerate his accent?

[nutherefurlong]

I have no evidence to suggest he does. It's hard to learn a language well past a certain age, but who knows?

[slipknotfanalex21]

i dont think so. my parents lived here for like 15 yrs and they still have heavy accents

[ChemicalToiletBand]

We Have Curtains?

[godcalo]

Go back to Italy... lol

[hotelmario510]

I'm not even going to correct you.

[aldrickbarber35]

"I thought bathroom was library with cold seat?"

[brandon11122]

in Soviet Russia emo bans you!

[gheefreak]

This is.... fairly funny.

[Exult]

his accent is less thick now, it sounds like Australian mixed with Scottish

[ADeformedCat]

I like him, but im just curious how he maintains the accent

[HermesTheMessanger]

He's russian. When you come from a different country you still keep your accent

[ADeformedCat]

Yeah but over a period of 5 years my Irish accent is going

[HermesTheMessanger]

being russian, i know that my mother hasn't lost her accent and she's been in america for 20 years

[damarei]

Accents are due to the different way muscles associated with speech form when you're a child

[thejobloshow]

Voice dubbing. It's really Nancy Cartwright.

[ImportMafia]

He doesn't maintain it. It will always be there. It's his first language, it may be less severe over time, but it will always be with you.

[slipknotfanalex21]

FALSE

[ImportMafia]

Show's what you know.. ha!

[Threepac3000]

In America, you go to market and get groceries.

In Soviet Russia, please...kill me.

-Yakov

[Dragusssss]

I love Yakov. XD

[sox4d]

smiles too much