How to organise a threesome - Ask Mistress M

[ElfAzzid]

I had my 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th 3ways about a month ago. It was with my partner and her ex-girlfriend. 1st attempt was in the shower and was fail. 1st successful one was the next morning as the 3 of us shared a bed. Again that night and the next. There was no weirdness what-so-ever and it was so successful she is coming back this saturday to stay for 10 nights!

Just bragging. No real point to my story. LOL

[AngryAussie]

@ElfAzzid Well worth bragging

[imprvrt]

@ElfAzzid wait a minute... how old r u

[ElfAzzid]

@imprvrt Im 35, and what is this? ;)

[imprvrt]

@ElfAzzid ah ok i beat u to it im 17 booyaaaaaaaa

[jwayvids]

2:38 wtf

[beckasha83]

What a minute.. what if I'm in bed with 2 girls? She didn't answer that one! :|

[AngryAussie]

@beckasha83 Can I watch?

[keshalashay]

Me personally i don't do threesomes but if i did at least I will have an extra set of balls to bounce around and a ''joystick'' to play my games with. lol 

[AngryAussie]

@keshalashay All the more to keep you occupied :)

[johnnyflames]

all of you are so much are fun, humorous and casually flirty... I luv it

[AngryAussie]

@johnnyflames Glad you enjoyed it

[zigzigerblat]

Must be nice to live in a modern civilized society that can handle prostitution.

[AngryAussie]

@zigzigerblat Yes it is

[zigzigerblat]

@AngryAussie I have watched some British television (I don't know about Australian TV). You guys from civilized countries would be bored off your ass with our censored, non-offensive mundane programing. Franky Boyle skits showed me what would be beyond rated R movies, bordering on porn in the US. I have to say that I laughed much harder. Only small minds cannot handle the truth and must censor it. Freedom shmeedome! I want to apply for refugee status!

[McBad48]

bullshit, its just about being in the right place at the right time or simply dating someone thats not a fuckin jealous pyscho or prude

[AngryAussie]

@McBad48 Says Mr Alone

[MonkeyMagic88]

Emma Sachsse - "FUCK - A Love Story" oy vey !

[AngryAussie]

@MonkeyMagic88 It was a great show!

[Ladypurpulhair]

Thanks for the tips Mistress M ! <3

I'm soooooooooo gona think about all that next time I'm at a party ! ; )

[AngryAussie]

@Ladypurpulhair Sounds like a fun party!

[johnfinbarburke]

been there and lovin it

[AngryAussie]

@johnfinbarburke Fair enough

[Owminator]

I need some help!

about 3 weeks ago, I went to the Landmark Forum, in London, and had a HUGE crush on an english girl. The details don't seem important, but the thing is, i was there for 3 days, building up my confidence to start chatting with her, but then one day, I realized i was on my plane home to Denmark.

Now the northern sea is in between us, I can't contact her (can't even find her facebook), and it's really hard for me to get over it. What should i do?

[AngryAussie]

@Owminator Wow, missed opportunity! Does the forum have some sort of website with a bulletin board? The type of place where you could put a "missed connection" type of message?

[zanchan]

LOVE this woman, she just helped me out, before I saw the vid of height problems... My boyfriend (for 3yrs) is 6'3 and I'm 5'2!!!!! Hahahahaha, cheers love!

[AngryAussie]

@zanchan Glad to help

[Lachdenan]

Damn, Mistress M is just incredibly hot. I'm sure it's not the first time it's been said, but I have to say it.

[AngryAussie]

@Lachdenan I'm sure she appreciates it

[warcraftpeon]

as Dr.Drew says ' if you just want a story to tell the grandkids or if your relationship is doomed to begin with (an example being your first teenage love), go on and have the 3-way--but if your in a commited relationship and you want it last, the 3-way kills it EVERY time'

[AngryAussie]

@warcraftpeon Good advice

[Kybrnetik]

@warcraftpeon It's bullshit. You need to not be jealous - and you need to talk about it as much as you need! Both you and your partner, and you and the 3rd part. It's easy actually.

[Kybrnetik]

@Kybrnetik : You and your partner and the 3rd part, is what I meant.

[Albeans]

It's strange that you point over there at 'Youtube's changes are TFU!'... I was just thinking the same thing...

[AngryAussie]

@Albeans They keep screwing things up

[toxicVOGUE]

What about a foursome?

[AngryAussie]

Same rules I assume.

[crazypiemaster]

You know, I personally think AngryAussie looks strange when he turns his head towards another person.

[AngryAussie]

Ummmm OK

[havocdaemon]

Best video to date! ...don't know why, but my life feels oddly more fulfilled. ...maybe it's because someone said it's okay to go and hire a couple of girls and have some fun at least once. Not sure. >.>

[AngryAussie]

It's good advice

[ukhewitt]

YOUR CALLED ANDREW!! WOW!! fuck me.

[AngryAussie]

A kind of open secret

[Pingoo124]

haha these are funny....... good Aussie humour

[AngryAussie]

Glad you enjoyed it

[lenobaleno]

how about a 5-way?

[AngryAussie]

Sounds complicated

[TerminalMontage]

: /

[Lordybob]

Delete another comment!

[AngryAussie]

I do whatever the fuck I want. Fuck off if you don't like it.

[MasterDarkarbiter]

Yes but seriously, they aren't exactly gonna be too into it if they get paid for money. Everyone I know who's had a 3some has done it the normal way.

I have however heard that 2 girl 1 guy 3somes can go badly very easily. In that the guy focuses on one girl too much, or the 2 girls ignore the guy lots.

[MafiaboysWorld]

I'm sorry M, I have to disagree with you. If you have a good friend and you all have the sensibility to keep things discreet and lay down all the ground rules clearly, then no one gets confused or hurt.

Been there, done that, still great friends with the 3rd party and my relationship with the missus is still going strong, having been together for 8 1/2 years now. We'd even do it again I reckon because of the enjoyment from all parties.

[AngryAussie]

@MafiaboysWorld Good for you

[Jmariano92]

i would never do a threesomes with my gf with my mate or hers, i would just feel kinda awkward that i girl that i love is getting "things" done to her by another guy or girl even BUT if i was single and was with a group of friends i would go HELL YES

[AngryAussie]

@Jmariano92 That's sensible thinking

[blueman4444444]

Ahh............the pit falls of threesomes but like what Mistress M said pay for it then theres no strings and you can tailor your own dreams like a prince and choose the women you want without your girlfriend runout on you with the Smoking Hot bottle blode with DD :( .

[AngryAussie]

@blueman4444444 It pays to plan

[CAMERABOI]

How can I get a one on one QnA session with Mistress M??

[AngryAussie]

@CAMERABOI Pay me lots of money

[lenobaleno]

way to go........STDS FTW!!!!!111

[AngryAussie]

@lenobaleno ummm OK

[MyCatWatchesMe]

I've had two men & they treated me SO DAMN GOOD from the shower to the couch to the bedroom. I will never forget.

[AngryAussie]

@MyCatWatchesMe Lucky you!

[MyCatWatchesMe]

Wow,cool!! :)

[AngryAussie]

@MyCatWatchesMe Cheers

[MrJoop2010]

Mistriss M what a babe can i meet her?

[AngryAussie]

@MrJoop2010 You could go to her show in the Melbourne Comedy Festival

[MasterDarkarbiter]

Slightly shorter than 5 ft 8 isn't short.

Oh yeh, pay someone for a 3some, that's such great advice.

[AngryAussie]

@MasterDarkarbiter It takes the hassle out

[SportsCurry]

some shameless advertising there...

i laugh quite hard when watching all of these Mistress M videos... it's hilarious... how does she keep her face straight?

it's bloody hilarious

[AngryAussie]

@SportsCurry She's a professional

[SportsCurry]

@AngryAussie haha as in like a professional sex advice dispenser?

haha that's an AWESOME job!

it'd be prefect for a really nosy person like me...

[perchedeagle2]

How about a video about how to get a damn TWOSOME!? lol

[AngryAussie]

@perchedeagle2 We'll do that next

[Mcgeebroz]

@perchedeagle2 Crazy thinking their my friend!

[ChatterFreeze]

Why would you let someone else fuck your gf with you in the first place if your just gonna complain about his dick?

[greypuppet]

@ChatterFreeze

I agree entirely and would like to add, why would you let someone else fuck your gf full stop.

[AngryAussie]

@ChatterFreeze Good question

[djben1977]

The two of you work so well in front of the camera. It definitely works. And, yes, I love the advice.

[AngryAussie]

@djben1977 Yes, might do more interview style in the future

[HHollyMMarie]

never had to do any planning for mine...oh shit i mean.. what??? i didnt say anything!! XD mahahaha

[AngryAussie]

@HHollyMMarie hahahaah whoops!

[perchedeagle2]

@AudibleOpinion

E. You have smegma in your eyes rendering you blind.

[AngryAussie]

@AudibleOpinion Or she's one of the rare people actually shorter than me

[AudibleOpinion]

@AngryAussie yep she's one in a million that for sure

[AudibleOpinion]

@AudibleOpinion I also am no taller than you are

[Twinpact]

i recon threesomes r kinda wrong buh i do fantasice about em LOL

[AngryAussie]

@Twinpact Whatever floats your boat

[ecbfilms001]

are you on tv yet?

[AngryAussie]

@ecbfilms001 Nope

[BuggalooBill]

There is no better place on Youtube to spend one's valuable time.

[perchedeagle2]

@BuggalooBill My time isn't valuable :)

[AngryAussie]

@BuggalooBill Glad you think so!

[GroovyStretch]

lol...great stuff guys...

[AngryAussie]

@GroovyStretch Thanks mate

[omnid20]

wow a video with someone you are taller than. lol

[AngryAussie]

@omnid20 I know, I'm happy

[SpoonSamaXD]

Shirt looks a little tight, does your shirts you wear tighten a lot in the wash?

[AngryAussie]

No, I'm just fat

[XxAILASxX]

omg i didn't know your name was Andrew

[AngryAussie]

@XxAILASxX Now you do!

[lXlFatTonylXl]

Hahaha Mr.Angry you coldnt stop giggling you immature fool! =)

To Misstress M the far away dreamful look as you imaging to men is priceless.

[AngryAussie]

@lXlFatTonylXl That dreamy look cracked me up

[lXlFatTonylXl]

@AngryAussie go damn i cant type!

i ve just came back onto my pc found this response and realized a type like a complete spaz!

[Wesley5714]

The look on your face at 2:45 was so funny

[AngryAussie]

@Wesley5714 I couldn't help it

[Ellie4MuselOl]

Yay !! mistress M! woot!

[AngryAussie]

@Ellie4MuselOl Yeah!

[brandtaylor93]

what if the random guy with a bigger thing just sucks?

[AngryAussie]

@brandtaylor93 That's what you need to tell yourself

[CrazySnareCharles]

1:26 *

[CrazySnareCharles]

Dude she's sweet as! any luck getting her 2 start up her own channel? and btw ur face at 1:30 is priceless.

[AngryAussie]

@CrazySnareCharles She's not really a YouTube person

[Thebloodredsandman]

Well, now we know.

Want a threesome? Get some hookers!

[AngryAussie]

@Thebloodredsandman It's less hassle

[TheJacobHolmes]

I love the accents! And random video, haha. :P

[AngryAussie]

@TheJacobHolmes It's what we do :)

[KikoHey]

Ehe... Cool vid.. and hey.. ur cam is really cool! i liked the High Quality..

5*****

KikoHei

[AngryAussie]

@KikoHey Thanks

[draac1]

Lol. I find it very hard to believe Emma would not get laid, no matter what town she's in.

Damn it! Wish I was in Melbourne. She should take the show up to Brisbane.

[AngryAussie]

@draac1 You never know, she might tour it

[draac1]

@AngryAussie Fingers crossed then. =)

[DragonflyNoir10]

Mistress M is so hot! I think I've found my new Girl crush.

[AngryAussie]

@DragonflyNoir10 You have good taste :)

[Edward306]

nice one :)

good interview :D

it works well

[AngryAussie]

@Edward306 I agree

[Tankable]

she's adorably truthful, I love it!

[AngryAussie]

@Tankable She always tells the truth

[paulytheaussie]

cant belive that christain moron spent all night fighting ppl on the internet when he should have been praying for mohamad and allah and budah and chuck norris to save there souls

[AngryAussie]

@paulytheaussie Or flaying himself with a whip

[zebidee55]

Aha, so THIS is why you should never date a comedian! Your love life will wind up as fodder for their act!

I hope the show goes well. If I was in Melbourne, I'd definitely tag along.

[AngryAussie]

@zebidee55 Yeah, I'd never date a comedian or a blogger ;)

[redbaron9874]

how the fuck can you imagine to do a threesome and the girl is your girlfriend?!?!?! WTF?!!

[AngryAussie]

@redbaron9874 What are you on about?

[nishbrown]

Ha ha!!

Strangers are the way to go!

[AngryAussie]

@nishbrown Less emotional risk

[theorderoforange]

I wanne see that show 0_0

[AngryAussie]

@theorderoforange It's a good show

[MrStripyHead]

id go a 3some with you two ;)

[AngryAussie]

@MrStripyHead I don't think I offered ;)

[Kinkspace]

Fantastic, I cannot come where can I get to see it? :)

[AngryAussie]

@Kinkspace I may end up putting at least some of Emma's show up on this channel.

[supercrevolution]

I'm married. It's just a one-some for me most nights xD

[AngryAussie]

Life's like that ;)

[simmo19801]

hahaha started a holy war!!

[AngryAussie]

Which I have now ended.

[FunnyAussiie]

shame i dont can come at comedy festival, is so funny! :D

[AngryAussie]

There will be some very good shows

[duplicatehelix]

AA: When you have guests on, you really need a desk.. like a talk show. :D

Also, are you still doing the blogtv shows? Haven't been able to make it for a while.

[AngryAussie]

@duplicatehelix I haven't been doing blog TV. I might possibly start again soon.

[shaun1912]

i think 3 sesms is ewweee unless its 2 chicks and me... just saying hehe

[AngryAussie]

@shaun1912 Fair enough

[conmech]

Mr A just because I'm 13 doesn't mean I know less than you. I know a lot of life. I did all the kissing and stuff.

[AngryAussie]

@conmech Ohhh, OK then ;)

[simmo19801]

Ohh yayy im going to burn in the furnace because I swear and have tattoo's..plz plz can I be first satan clause?

oops I see him over there fucking truthfulchristian up the arse!!

[billydeeuk]

I love how Angry Aussie keeps corpsing!

[AngryAussie]

@billydeeuk Corpsing?

[billydeeuk]

@AngryAussie: From wikipedia: "Corpsing is a British theatrical slang term used to describe when an actor breaks character during a scene by laughing or by causing another cast member to laugh."

[AngryAussie]

Tonight I learned something :)

[simmo19801]

hahaha OMG we have rebellious brainwashed kid's in here who criticise other's & hide behind the bible.

And also watching a vid on how to get a threesome!!! Bahahahahaha go have a

5'some with mrs palmer.

[AngryAussie]

@simmo19801 I think you've discovered their motivation

[kegs666]

What's the bottom line on ur shirt AA, it looks awesome! I just cant tell if it is awesome, because i cant read the bottom, so yeah! TELL ME

[Homestar127]

It says, "Silence is golden, Duct tape is silver"

XD

[TruthfulChristian]

Liberal-biased minds lead to perverted and sickening thoughts. The bible warns us about lust. Lust and love are different emotions. Lust is a very strong feeling, desire for someone's flesh. Once you touch the flresh you become drawn to sexual intercourse.

The bible also says that we may only have sexual intercourse with our wives, and no-one else.

So don't listen to these satanic liberal birdbrains, get the facts from the bible and learn from it.

[pchobo]

its the year 2010 no one gives a fuck what the bible has to say nor should they you pretentious asshole.

[TruthfulChristian]

You're right, it's the year 2010 and judgement day will come soon! Repent and get saved.

Well, calling people "assholes" is not a way to argue, you haven't presented a good argument, so I fail to see a point even replying to you.

Well, I just hope you get saved by Christ.

You think advocating and supporting "sexual ideas and plans" will actually benifet society? Think of all the children you have brainwashed and confused. Lust is BAD.

[Crombeh]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

-takes a breath-

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[pchobo]

why bother present an argument your too ignorant to see otherwise, im an atheist so ill live my life how i want you can live your life how you want, all is good you can enjoy your simpleton life and ill crack open a beer when the 'rapture' comes. haha

[TruthfulChristian]

Then stop forcing you liberal-biased ideas towards me. Let me live my life how I want. I will accept Christ and you will burn in hell eternally according to the bible.

But it's quite obvious are you are so stupid. You drink beer? Wow. I thought you atheists were all doctors in evolutionary biology? Beer is bad for your health - in fact, anyone who is a drinker is stupid and should not be respected.

What does beer even have to do with this conversation?

[pchobo]

haha you still dont get it do you? to ignorant huh? i dont care what you do its your life you only get a few good years. On the topic of beer, is their a problem with your logic or something? if god created the earth then he must have created beer, as well wine which your 'holy' incarnation drank. Btw why do all bible basher's refer to hell, do you have so few points to help prove yourself as worthy that if you dont do his divine word you'll burn in hell hahaha so narrow-minded.

[TruthfulChristian]

God didn't create bear. Man did. Man's stupidity and ignorance did. Wine, as it describes in the bible is the juice of fruit mixed together. Fruit which GOD obviously created. Man has endulged himself with fatty and junk food.

Trust Christ and Repent or burn in the eternal firey pits of hell. Your choice. I'm not putting a gun at your head and forcing you.

[sponjiraggae]

@TruthfulChristian

Haha silly christian he's trying to convince us we're sinners and we're going to burn in an imaginary furnace.. so cute