Let's Play Bibleman The Fight For Faith Demo 3: Holy Armor

[turtleboy991]

scripture is NOT boring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HoboKiller118]

5 ENGINEERS!!! lol

[Sambucacat]

Wow "God" the head of the board of directors. is Groucho Marx. Fuck you Christians.

[Dalboni]

Bibleman +Ultima Online + China Monkeys Programing = This Heretic Shit

[kvcchan]

wow this is very fucking funny

[sinistermoon]

So very very awful!

[DarkeRaven09]

Didn't an Iraqi journalist once try to brain former President Bush with the shoes of peace during a press conference?

At least this game allows you to interact (barely) with others. Zero interaction with other character in The Bible Game (GBA) which also concerned the Armor of God (though in that game you had to recover it while stomping on bugs Mario style and chasing after the "Great Deceiver" who kept asking you bible trivia).

The music hides the Christian mind control programming well.

[Rickys706]

Is it just me, or does this look exactly like Ultima Online?

[blade004]

When games like this come out, you know the gaming industry is in its final death throws.

[LusikkaMage]

You can't really say that; Bible games are always shit and this was completely out of the public eye. :P

[blade004]

You've got a point there :) but even games that were PD (public domain) in the early 90's were 20 times better than this crap and those to were completely out of the public eye.. lol.

Being a Bible game though, yes there are exactly any good ones out there, not that i go looking for them anyway :)

[LusikkaMage]

Yeah, they were probably super-inexperienced as well. You don't see very many jesus-freak programming-nerds, so they def. weren't as passionate as some of the great freeware/shareware/indie stuff you can find.

[Xunkun]

1:45 - Nooo, it's a fucking legitimate question!

[CelebrenIthil]

Righteousness ? >_>

[Xunkun]

Remeber, when they slap "Because God says so" on it, they physcially aren't capable of questioning themselves on it.

Worked for the SS; look up "Triumph des Willens," and I think it was like an hour and 15 minutes in (it's actually kinda fucking boring), and yeah, they invoke God.

[CelebrenIthil]

Hahah, I was actually questioning the (spelling of) "Breastplate of Richeousness" but yeah hardcore Bible followers sometimes seem to think the Bible they read was personaly penned by God's big glowing hand and not a printed translated version of the translation of the Vatican's selection of a bunch of text written by fellow human beings that lived a very ling time ago about their own interpretation and memories of what Jesus did (for the new testament) and ...well I'm not going on the old one.

[zet168]

LOL, I thinks that's the same engine used for Furcadia

[junkietomato]

@zet168 dear god.

[SpitefulRennie]

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[Muffysb]

That's some heavy "look from side to side" acting.

[Euph777]

Toward the end:

"I am too far away from the stool."

Wow, I misinterpreted that the first time I read it.

[rasbedian]

Hmmm... is it just me, or are they using the same engine as was used for Arcanum?

[maxplanck735]

gayablo

[Dalbert342]

Biblegirl lmao why does that turn me on lol

[LusikkaMage]

Bible/Crusader/Missionary fetish? :O

[pididle]

I apologize in advance.

lol missionary fetish.

Again, sorry.

[Ericisinthehouse]

lol