Kung Fu Red

[Parklout]

Very... How should one say... Meaty sound effects...

[Chingis09]

What a weakling! I cold beat her up even by drinking a cofee with my left hand and masturbrating with right one...

[MrJDred]

well, thats one way to get hitched xD

[Pr3DaTh0r]

Dammed Dude ... who is always coming to those great Ideas for new short Movies ? :) Like your Stuff a LOT :D

[freestylerandmc101]

Damn she fine.

[Hikaider]

Pedido de casamento +original que já vi!!!

[thadawerk]

pretty good. nice work.

[DCH13000]

She's beautiful.

[XXxdjangox]

i guess you would take the song from once apon a time in china lmao.

[Ricochet1495]

She looks kinda turkish or something.

[JedWatSaaaaan]

It was said that the art of wife beating originated from the ancient Chinese.

[vietdude1979]

@JedWatSaaaaan That is all BS. Wife beating originated from Africa and America. Even Jet Li or Jackie Chan won't beat on a woman. Chuck Norris beat on his wife by telling her to make him a sandwich and smacking her with it because she added mustard.

[TheEmokid00]

only assain guy would hit a girl

[butzloffrost]

and now she retires and becomes a housewife

[magikdan91]

this reminded me of naruto

[kidarod]

if you look closely you can see the stereo

[BoyBlu24]

Oh my lord, I've fallen in love with yet another internet girl. She's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

[KeyRiddick]

if i was fighting her, i will be happy

[zenophas]

0:40 lol. Shlick shlick shlick...

[TheBruceZero]

Is this suppose to be Kung Fu Blue??

[Atletico777]

THIS IS GREAT, LOVE THE END. PRETTY FUNNY!!!!!!!

[crazyazn3512]

ROFL YAY i can understand the music at the end! cantonese ftw

[professionalswiss]

Hm this could become a new thing: If you want a girl, beat the shit out of her! Viking Style :-P

[Church96]

shes hot! wen they were both down and looking at each other. oommggg so beautiful and hot ! =D

[estherr]

girl's hot!

[MysteryoftheGods]

The whimpers she gives sounds like they came from a hentai or something, haha.

[canaldelpedro]

damn... this guy can jump

[roobbbbbb]

come on man shes hopping your ass get that bitch

[Dmajini]

Good Looking Girl + Martial Art Skills = Very Hot!

[Gay1Guy]

LOVE IT!

[joetheazl]

"...and thats how she said yes, son"

[MattyAuto]

That is an awesome video! Good fight movments there, love watching a woman do Kung Fu!

[TheMonkeyKingX88]

she is pretty damn sexy lol, awesome vid btw i like the whole 70's style martial arts filming 

[bnther36]

That guy is really good!

[aonenow]

hao ba, wo jia gei ni ~~ : D

[Bagface]

she may have lost the battle, but if she takes the fight into divorce court, the war's all over for this guy lol

[moloch125]

huge fan of the RVD shorts & even pledged 2 support a project of your's had it gone full production through that funding site like a year back (too bad you didn't reach your mark). keep at it though. you definitely have a cool cinematic style. one can see the kung-fu flick inspiration in where you place the camera through the action. oh yeah & shorty is damn cute to be so skilled...

[softairwaffenfreak]

whats actually the name of music at end? i know it but dont klnow name, is it maybe bruce lee theme?

[sabre926]

So this was about a woman refusing the love of a warlord that she despised? I like that! You guy's gotta keep this story going...what's gonna happen next? Will that girl's other betrothed (if there is one), come to her rescue?

[eternalwolf777]

Very well done...great ending.

[elbarno]

Dorkman, are you a film student? I really dig your stuff, I find it inspirational!

Question(s) for you... what camera do you use for most of your work? Do you use special lenses or additional post-software to give your footage a certain feel, or do you alter the framerate? What about the light saber effects in your RVD video?

I know little of the indie film making process, which is why I ask. =)

Keep up the good work!

[DarKKnightt07]

what a shame she is not even asian

[DorkmanScott]

@DarKKnightt07 Her mother is Chinese.

[DCH13000]

@DorkmanScott I thought so... Her face features kind of gave me that impression...

[XXxdjangox]

@DorkmanScott i guess you would take the song from once apon a time in china lmao.

[dashizzler]

@DarKKnightt07 no but she's a dime.

[zwatcher]

@DarKKnightt07

what a shame to be so racist

[RisingStandard]

@DarKKnightt07 who cares, at least she has descent form. Do you realize how hard that is to teach?

[lloveComedy]

Only Chinglish from Black Lagoon could pull this off. xD

[halolego1]

ha se rifaron I_I./

[thc024]

yellow fever any1..????

[zeebashew]

2:32 Spintown.

[xiaotianZ0Xknights]

ya know, in a fight, i would just let the girls kick my ass. but a question of marriage.... 所谓手下留情， 党为情在打， 手下绝对不留情！

[ScaryGothicGamers]

@xiaotianZ0Xknights you mean the mercy of the party in the situation in the fighting, at the hands of an absolute not spared. in the chinese part eh? hehehehe i actually learned japanese and chinese the visited some places around there. really helps to knwo those langauges on youtube lol.

[xiaotianZ0Xknights]

@ScaryGothicGamers i feel ya man. learned chinese as first language for me. fyi i'm talking about fighting for love.

[ferosprime]

was it me or was the guy doing some unecessary spinning anyways great vid

[MrDom501]

Umm lol Well Any of You two wanna Make A Star Wars Film, In need of 3d models for The Game The Old Republic......Or movie!!

[MakzSedens]

@MissVampireDiaries - Michael Scott is not Asian, he was one of the directors. Look up "Ryan Vs Dorkman" and RvD2. Michael Scott is the one in the black.

[moonfiber]

I guess the baby is safe

[len8082]

all right...very very nice!

[MrHuntingHawk]

lol the ending music made this video!

[jackiechanyjetli]

it s cool

[shopperman2007]

real good footage (film)

[Freddileddi]

man they're good o.o

[macbeasty]

wow what a bitch.

[LetzRideOrDie]

i Like

[TheTankinTortuga]

Kung Fu = EPIC WIN

[joistick182]

Chun Li hermosa en vida

[gooddarkjedi]

wow for amatures you realy rock. you shuld be in movie buisnes

[mute10577]

que sabrosa esta esa muchachita.. como para meterle toda la bergggaaaa bien rico

[TrajikFrikshun]

NOw that's a Marriage Proposal if I ever saw one.. LMAO !!! AWESOME !!!

[Almostfamous43]

Scott, you clearly stole music from the Wong Fei-Hung films. Be sure to give them credit in your credits. Yeah, yeah yours is for promo/edu purposes.

But you work in the film industry no?

Make sure you mention it for future ref.

The song at the end. Google - Jet Li and Wong Fei Hung. You will see in IMDB a whole list of the film series.

Best Jet Li film so far is "Fearless"

Other than that, nice to see a filmmaker that appreciates Asian cinema.

[MissVampireDiaries]

They are both Asian, why would they not like their culture?

[Inyutachi45]

dude whats the name of the song at the end

[torerik1234]

Goku vs Chi Chi

[nivlak]

this is great....love the homeage to old school kung fu movies. Its very Tarantino.

[XxxacoldsoulXxx]

You guys should have your own television show

[jameetyy]

aaahhhhh!!!!! he kicked her in th mouth and she quit

[aizeemifridgerunnnin]

if i move agile like that, ill break every bone in my body

before i get close to my opponent.. or my opponent can

get close to me. what ever comes first.

5/5*

[sirshaunathan]

1:11 what the fawk was that

like a fastasshyper box cutter?!

haha nice ending

5/5

[weicc84]

haha i died laughing at the end. it's so korny

[UniversalHeat]

Excellent choreography. And MAN is that chick hot!

[Nebulaterous]

Haha this is actually pretty impressive! good job!

[realcheeseball]

thaat was funny

[99SunRay]

one of your worst videos ye. GO RVD2

[PascalAJorcano]

This is sick, and funny. Watch my movies!!!

[lilkoreanboytom]

she is HOTTT

[TheDarkVoids]

@lilkoreanboytom This is what happens when people do not date and become 40 living in their mother's basements...lol...

[583302]

@lilkoreanboytom how do you pronounce that?

[vonzingyouth]

i keep telling my girlfriend to train with me so i can teach her to defend her self using cqc but she is lazy

[Kalaniwolf]

I know the guy has quite a bit martial arts training but did the girl? Or was it all following the choreography for her case?

[nakariri]

shoulda put on some bruise make up from time to time

[Jet6655]

Damn nice. The backflips were cool too. I can do them, but, damn, you didn't use your arms at all. LOL Thes song at the end was from "Once Apon a Time in China"

[fantienseal]

Good job!! It's so funny!!!

[WarHero4159]

fucking go the chick in red ahaahah whats ya numbah!!

[stuka1939]

Damn, she's hot!

[symbiote]

It's like Tekken Live, lol. Law vs. Jun.

[starcloud23]

its like ranma1/2. the anime or manga.

[knights4everman]

"good.....now SUCK MY BALLS WOMEN"

[Snoofalah]

NOW MAKE MY SAMMICH.

[lalodarko]

muy bueno

[TheHylianLink98]

I love the dudes move at 1:25

[Naton]

LOL!!!! FUNNY!

caught me off guard

[rebeltrooperhalla16]

and then they have "nothing happened sex"

[pooper1905]

haha what is the song at the end

[BrockL191]

ahahhahahah awesome video...and the fighting gets worse as the marriage goes on...lol

[caboose012]

@BrockL191 lmao.. they should really think about marrige counseling...

[Eggozoid]

I simply love this video, the creativity, the KUNG FU, the ENDING, just awesome, not to mention I laughed like there's no tomorrow cuz of the ending

[nikedadoug]

I've died laughing, I just died again.

Cute/Sweet ending.

[blackstones83]

cute ending lol

[frankguevara]

i came

[dunecigar]

Dorkman, you have some talent, kid. There are those who were born with nothing, and those who were born with it. And, you have it.

[mntreal12]

THAT IS HOT AND KICK ASS

[RazielFalkirk]

UAHUAHAUHAUAHUAHUHA UAHUHAU HUA I LOVED THE END!!! I do that with my girl sometimes Hahahahahaha

[EndlessPalm]

1:11 CAR!!!

[nin131]

All that action and your are looking for cars in the video? Your life must be exciting?

[EndlessPalm]

"your are" ?

And yes, I live the life of kings.

[nin131]

Hum... an extra "r" in my statement, that is so weird? How did you notice that? Did you use the same car finding technique to catch this little mistake? Wow... Amazing!

[MorphicStates]

ROFL  I dided laughing.

[fambothexterminator]

I tell y'all what: sweet 'ol Mai-ly there is welcomed to whip my sorry ass anytime of the week; and I wouldn't mind...hurt me badly, babe...'cause I ain't goin' down for the counts!

[crazeskull69]

Wasn't he ever taught not to hit a lady? lolol jk jk very cool

[TheActionGamer152]

sweet fight :)

[repzion]

Wong fei hong, theme! The guy in black got his butt kicked.

[muggtonp]

pissed off girl kicks dude's face

[flying3692]

this is a lot like the origin of wing chun

[denterubenlopez]

1:13 you can see a car lol

[Halick]

that is no a car, thats a volvo.

[katanasaint]

hrm, very good film guys, and that was some good martial arts there!

[lotfalibabak]

cool, liked it.

[AznLilAnt]

lol u noe wat would of been funny....people at the park n they say " WTF they doing...they r not chinese"

[VegetoStevieD]

This was awesome, I loved how it ended! 5 star!

[NathanRW]

That was awesome.

[boyoehackenslash]

I laughed at the end, this is a great video! Gar, I wish I could do kung fu...

[TheHighKingFingolfin]

Good job, very good!

[M1Gam3r]

Hahaha! That was epic!

[markohu]

is mandarin chinese :)

[floridden]

yes it is. lmao. thats their language.

[LaPanda000]

lol nice end

credit song from Once Upon a Time in China

[ShadeSlayer1911]

Awesome!!

What language what she speaking at the end?

[darklordtang]

Chinese Mandarin

[Bagface]

the fight choreography was cool. Great directing as well. 5stars! Judging by the blooper s the girls is tough as nails as well lol

[picardshero]

Pretty good vid.

[CoollyThat]

Hey, whats the name of the end credits song, its a classic.

[floridden]

its the theme song of legend of wong fei hong. u can google it.

[c0gentman]

Shes very good looking and knows how to give a strong visage. Her good looks and red vest kept my eye on her the whole fight. Only a second viewing let me notice the guys moves at all.

[Vasun05]

Frakin A that was great but completely random yet interesting

[Bowser666]

Bravo !! That was very good. I enjoyed that alot.

[webebohm]

That little hair pulling action at 1:10 is kinda hot.

[GoatseObama]

Wow she is so pale

[foldedcrane]

FUN. Great job

[afriKENN]

0:44 whoa!!!!

[Zuraku1]

lol wow i love it

[y3wn33k]

Awesome form, photography and tricks!

[Somaboat]

that was a great ending!

[pacus123]

Man, that girl is so pretty!

[cypresspuz]

Fucking "A"!!!

[napolyglot]

hahahaha that was pretty good :)

[letzgosk8cy]

is that all you have to do is kisk the girl of your dreams ass and she'll marry you, awesome i'm kicking some hot ass chicks ass tonight!!!lol

[DarkParagon]

That's IT! The next time a girl rejects me I'm going to use THIS method!!!!!!!

[oobergear]

you are the master, god I love watching this.

[seaka123]

lol yeah! she aint gonna admit without a fight!

[craziestjetli2]

Sweet! I love the Wong Fei Hung music at the end! That is awesome. Plus, great work!

[lilprincesss420]

tough gurl..:))))

[mirza276]

Impressive....:)) odd.. she looks kinda arabian..

[lilprincesss420]

dont u like arabian gurls?.....goshh she looks very hot..:)))))

[mirza276]

No... i mean to say.. not the like u mean to say... and u can say that she is...:P

[capishort]

What is the music used during the fight?

[capishort]

What is the music used during the fight?

[clyntondanielguzman]

she is beautiful xD

[vladimir0B]

LOL 1:01

Love it!

[Javasteen80]

This is well done. Did u shoot it in HD? I really love the editing and cinematography and the choregraphy too. Nice achievement.

[Nickelbackmasta]

dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear on the screen n big letters ths

[ICanHasCheesburger]

nice work, I'm adding this to my favourites.

[R4NDALL]

well done!!

[FunkyPajamaMan]

that was cool! the sound effects were annoying tho :(

[gokuta333]

what is the name of the ending song i have been looking 5 years for that this is the remasterd ver of that ending song i first saw it in 1975 jackie chan drunken fist.

[gamler23]

thats the main theme from "once upon a time in china" with jet li.

[lilprincesss420]

wow the girl is hot...:o....:))))

[PhantomBlue79]

very well done!

[Notoriousdsb]

Very nice! I want to fight Red if she'll marry me at the end too. I promise I will put up a good fight, but with less flipping.

[Fuhjem]

That chun-li movie should've taken lessons from you guys.