Sesame Street: Kermit Reports News On Pinocchio

[vidman1976]

When Pinocchio's nose is getting longer & shorter, there's someone behind the wall that's making his nose get longer & shorter. ;)

[Tailscanfly9000]

My fav lie - I PUT THE SUN IN MY POCKET!!!

[mrcash193]

at the end he fell in a COOOUCHieeee miss piggys that is lmaoo

[mrcash193]

this could be a viagra ad lmao

[cj222100]

Kermit's so friggin funny! He has always been my fav, even before I could talk. Apparantly even as a baby, Kermit would come on TV, and I'd just die laughing! And he's been my fav ever since!

[dania4510001]

Pinnochio sounds like Pee Wee Herman and it's really obnoxious

[HCShannon]

@dania4510001 Funny, you should say that, because on "Fairie Tale Theatre" (made by Showtime and Shelly Duvuall in the 80s) did Pinocchio and Paul Reubans starred in the title role!

[dania4510001]

Man Pinnochio's voice is so annoying

[Goldentoadette]

ooch!

[PGMEagle]

I think this was in the early years of News Flash on Seasame Street

[wileyk209zback]

@PGMEagle Yep; this segment was from 1976, if I'm not mistaken

[Chambers4181]

i love pinochio echo

[kittycat5498]

kermit crossover in sesame street

[MichaelHansenFUN]

i love the ending "ooch"

[1990babyface]

Kermit could have just cut or broke his nose in half.

[MichaelHansenFUN]

how come the others i vaguly remember i cant find? They must have re done a lot of these...

[yogort23]

Wow...long nose...reminds me of that time i poked a tree with a yardstick...xD it was somehow hilarious...random...and kinda pointless...

[redenstein]

I don't know why but when I was a kid this skit scared the crap out of me. I would run out of the room when it came on.

[Selenawannabe10]

"we dont wanna blow it, the picture. not the nose" LOL

[Horyzeson]

ROTFLMAO!!! "Hey Frog,.etc..." Too funny!!!

[BENITOLOCO84]

What happens when Muppets get really really drunk??? Find out!

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[michael1984839]

does anybody notice that pinocchio sat all the way back on the chair so they can push the nose in his head

[KateMich12]

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII



[skeaneable]

quote from Richard Pryor Pinocchio you's a lying motherfucker!

[MrTornado300]

All the Lies:

My name is Abraham Lincoln and I'm 500 feet tall.

I am a thousand million years old and I can like Superman

My name is Cinderella and for breakfast I ate 2 dragons

And then I ate the whole world, sat on the moon, and became president of U.S.

And then I ate a million, trillion glasses of milk, ate airplanes, put sun in my pocket

I swallowed a whale, turned orange, yellow and green.

[littleaussierippa]

The thing I love about the news flash segments is the fact that they take classic fairy tales like Pinocchio or Rapunzel Three Little Pigs etc. and make a complete mockery out of them. It's just a shame you aren't able to appreciate the humour until later in life.

[bella3660]

cool !!! nose grows sooooo long ... stop the nose !!!! love watching it grow !!!

[redvain]

LOL WIN!!!ohh hiii

[patrickmgaddis]

Poor Kermit, can't legally see his friends on Sesame Street, because he's owned by Disney.

[Smartboy8877]

@patrickmgaddis

I rememeber reading about that reality.

[MarioZone69]

I AM A THOUSAND MILLION YEARS OLD AND I CAN LICK SUPAMAAAAN!!!

Cracks me up every time

[MtHrtAttack]

Haha, "stop your nose, I want to get off!"

[jtomally9681]

@ 3:22 old cartoon flaw. lol

[panicattackstudios]

1:18 ooch

[muppetfan33]

Who would say this was filmed in 1976?

[TheYetiGirl]

3:15 Aww... poor Kermit :(

[buttercremehonda]

I like how Kermit says Geppetto lol

[Shychick52]

How do they make the muppet's nose grow?

[WillWatchAnything]

@Shychick52 If you notice his back is up against the wall.  It looks like from behind the wall they pushed a broomstick to make the nose longer.

[peoswriter1]

@WillWatchAnything It's not magic!?! Everything is ruined forever!

[hell5309]

@peoswriter1 No, peoswriter1, I'm afraid there ISN'T a Santa Claus.

[hell5309]

"Okay, here's shorter! 'My name is Pinnochio!'"

"And if you tell the truth again, it'll get a little bit shorter, huh?"

"Okay! 'And I like wearing women's clothing!'"

"Okay, well, that's something we didn't need to know-"

"Here's longer now: 'I'm not gay!'"

[muppetfan33]

I hope that wall is insured.

[stanman1234]

they cum when it gets longer

[whootyomgwow]

can u make this thing smaller so i can get off!?!?! *sits back and smiles* thats what she said....

[boomtastic67]

Pinocchio is voiced by big birds voice actor i think

[MarioZone69]

@boomtastic67 Actually it's Frank Oz, who does Bert.

[Simplysims001]

"Are we on camera? HIIIIIIII!!!!" " ... ok now, it is said..." lolololol

[anuroxursox]

@bluesingroove

that's exactly what i was thinking! i thought i was the only one who laughed at the little things.

...it sucks that sesame street isn't as good as this anymore.

[mooky9669]

Hi Ma!! hahahaa!!! Talk about a nose for news...too funny

[sowisapigtobeexact2]

After Kermit said AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what did he fall in before he said OOOCH!?

[bluesingroove]

OMG, the timing that the muppets sometimes have is just ridiculously perfect...kermit's "uhh okay" at 0:34 is comedic brilliance. too awesome.

[sparklybratz]

"Mcm Mic SuperMan!" LOL PINOCHIO IS HILARIOUSS!!

[LawlRawr100]

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Ok..

[spinradiofm]

Kermit: "I love the way you lie Pinoc. :))"

[helixrose44]

"HIIiiiiiiiIIIII!!! " lol 

[tool26]

@helixrose44 "HIIIIIIIIIII !" "Ok..." . I like this kind of answer ("ok") than the typical "Hi Pinocchio" kind of answer with an exagerated smile that can be seen and heard way too often on children TV programs. Sesame Street, to their credit, never talked to the children as if they were dumb imbeciles. So children AND adults can like it.

By the way, this video is absolutely phenomenal.

[MichaelBrookham]

This is one of my favourites of the Sesame Street News ones. You will note that when Pinocchio tells the truth the second time, his nose grows shorter, but it isn't as short as when it first started out.

[flmae46]

My dick can do that

[therealgreatqball]

@flmae46 dude, not on these vids. This is the official Sesame Street channel. IKKIMASSEN!!!!!

[flmae46]

@therealgreatqball but it can......

[avidviewer67]

@flmae46 I don't think we wish to know that, thank you, flmae46! :-)

[flmae46]

@avidviewer67 Girls do :D

[xzyeee]

Sesame Street is one of the greatest gifts The United States has given the world. Who would have thought that for children all over the world - for a single hour - the wonderful puppets from a make believe street in New York made them forget about the cruelty in the world while exposing them to an education.

[PrissPop]

lol..."hey frog! are we on tv?"

[beatlemania31]

kermit was my favorite character. he shouldve stayed he was awesome......stupid elmo

[jusaLOSER]

i like that at the end! OOCH!! LOL

[Hamlin008]

What happens when Pinnochio jerks off?

His nose ignites

[lbenjafield]

'ooch'

[nitramgnal]

Simply brilliant.

[JAB5625]

"My name is Cinderella and for breakfast I ate two dragons"... priceless

[SammiM]

poor kermit lol. i hope he had insurance lmao

[Bobzeaux]

Wow. Pinocchio's annoying. :| *lol*

[zumbc]

lmao pinokio is a jew

[collgoff]

I wonder if Miss Piggy saw this and saw her Kermit fel down into the mud puddle?

[disneynut06]

@collgoff If Piggy did see this, she probably would've karate-chopped Pinocchio into two-by-fours. :D

[collgoff]

@disneynut06 But Pinocchio is mad of wood and you know Piggy did Edger bergen's dumby Charlie he didn't got hurt she hurt herself a little.

[Smartboy8877]

@collgoff

Oh yes, I remember that episode! Those were the good old days!

[collgoff]

@Smartboy8877 Yeah!

[thefirefighter2011]

@collgoff

what Kermit meant to say was this is Kermit THe Frog returning now to regular program!

[collgoff]

@thefirefighter2011 I know that!

[MCKiran]

what if he said "my nose is about to grow"?

[Splongy]

@MCKiran

what if he said "my nose is about to grow"?

Ooooh

[vidman1976]

Just F.Y.I., Pinocchio's head is up against the wall because when his nose grows, there's a hole in the wall & in the back of his head & someone is pushing the pink thing out to make it look like his nose is growing. ;)

[67nairb]

I sorta knew that.

[muppetfan33]

This is Kermit. This is Kermit fallen in a mud puddle. Any questions?

[aaronsamuel84]

kermit is fallen angel lol

[CamaroTransAmTeam]

dat niggA kermit the frog a lame

[kananase]

KERMIT!!! MOVE OUT THE WAY!!!

[peppypenguin101]

that nose looks wrong

[lildexter562]

at 55 sec. it sound all dirty lofl XD

[acholl980]

ooch.

[bezzybecks123]

"this is kermit the frog and ARRRRR!"

[muppetfan33]

SPLAT!!!

[bezzybecks123]

YH SPLAT!!!!!

[Jonsamwein]

@bezzybecks123 yeah that part was funny

[bezzybecks123]

LOL yep

[billyizkool]

then i turned orange and yellow and GREEN. you can tell its frank oz because it sounds like miss. piggy. plyss pinocchio sounds like fozzie bear anyeays.

[wileyk209zback]

Yeah, I thought it was funny how at first Pinocchio's voice was similar to Fozzie or Bert, but by the end when he was yelling he sounded like Miss Piggy! He really steals the show with his hilarious performance in this one.

[collgoff]

Is Kermit okay?

[DJtim86]

Nice joke @ the start. Blowing the picture not the nose!

[arnauskaite]

The best comedian show with Pinocchio, that I have ever saw in YouTube :) Really funny.

[brianklick]

i can tell now that im older his nose is just a painted broom stick coming out of the wall

[Lukelr]

i always loved the beginning of Kermit's news reports.

[muppetfan33]

At 2:27, was Kermit wearing no pants?

[muppetfan33]

I actually thought the computer bleeps, or whatever they were, were quite appropriate for this sketch.

[eday2010]

Wow. Some very inappropriate comments for a clip that kids would probably see.

[muppetfan33]

Like what?

[finnishminnow]

BTW, does anyone have the News Flash skit of Mr. Mumford's Magic Tricks?

[NaiTaiDai]

This this was a specific AM designed with a hole in the back of its head for this sketch?

[halfpin]

his head was against the wall so they could shovee the stick through it

[d72jjpilc]

'This is Kermit the Frog reporting from (whistle sound) CRASH! Ooch!' Pinocchio might have told a lot of lies in this clip, but the truth is that the line above is what I remember most from this clip - yet another great memory! Thanks!

[hell5309]

Is it just me, or does it sound like Kermit landed in mud when he fell?

[timepoet77]

@hell5309 No, he did indeed land in some mud as to break his fall.

[hell5309]

Here's what they should do with Pinocchio: have him state various creationism theories and see which one is true.

[Durhandoni]

i like that Richard Nixon references, in fact pinoccio is Richard Nixon f.e. 2:18

[muppetfan33]

What do you suppose Kermit was trying to say before he fell?

[hj86]

"This is kermit he frog who turns you to you´re reguarly scedchule program" Or how you spell it :P

[Kaykay1005]

i love the way he says Geppetto's name lol

[muppetfan33]

This was always one of my favorite News Flash segments as a child. This is a classic!

[Gems4life18]

This is Kermit The Frog and *looks down* AHHHHHHHH!!! *bang bang BOOM* ooch...

LOL

[soycd666]

This is Kermit the frog and AAAAAAAAAAH funny lol

[hj86]

HIIIIIIIiiiii!!! lol

[renjilover11]

....I love sesame street, but this was kind of kreepy....

[JimHensonWorld]

The growing nose sequence would later be reduxed in an Elmo's World segment

when dorathy fish imagined Elmo as Pinocchio. Short, but sweet memories.

[JimHensonWorld]

The Beeping at the beginning sounds very

different from the main beeping I usually

heard on the Newsflash segments seen

on Sesame Street. I don't blame them for

using this arrangement with Pinocchio.

Sometimes the beeping would sound higher, or lower, depending on which clip

proceeded the main title screen. This

was fixed later on over the years Kermit

reported the news on future segments.

[finnishminnow]

Blooper: On 1:55, Pinocchio was telling more lies and when he told a lie when Kermit was halfway shoved against the shelf, Pinocchio continued until Kermit really got shoved against the wall causing things to fall off the shelves, breaking the wall open and causing Kermit to go outside as Pinocchio's nose got bigger and bigger.

[finnishminnow]

I remember seeing the scene in which Pinnochio was telling a lie when his nose got very long, shoving Kermit against the wall causing things to fall off shelves as the wall breaks open, taking him outside on the video, "The Best of Kermit".

[muppetfan33]

I liked the expression of Kermit's face at 2:36.

[Jennennett]

he does not

[choklytt]

OMG!!lol lol...i love this. But Pinocchio is just sounds so gay haaa!!! Love it tho

[peronne17]

Sounds like Pinocchio is voiced by the same person who does Fozzie Bear, the great Frank Oz!

[joshuad450]

Now here's a classic riddle that applies perfectly here: What if this Pinocchio said, "This sentence that I'm saying right now is a lie"?

[Fedmund]

I am Pretty sure he would just explode... or no change

[charlottepoet]

good one :)

[TnseWlms]

His nose would expand according to "the Pinocchio effect, whereby the square root of the proboscis is equal to the sum of the sinuses."- Woody Allen

[Madhatter1903]

It'd probably grow long and short like a trombone

[MrGuy35]

yeah i know right he must like kermit

[Neiko410]

Kermit is a spy I can feel it man! Don't trust him!

[GekkouKitsune]

PINGAS

[classicrok4ever]

comment sweet vids from commake

[MrGuy35]

yeah i know he must of seen kermit

[MrGuy35]

wtf

[ricekrispies26]

i cant belive he killed kermet with his dam nose

[TnseWlms]

The Electric Company also had a take on Pinocchio:

"A fairy told P. 'Tell a lie and you nose will grow'

P. told a lie ('I had an elephant sandwich for lunch')

P's nose did not grow.

The fairy's nose grew and grew"

After the sketch aired a few times, they actually had Luis Avalos come on afterwards and explain that the fairy's nose grew because she was lying to Pinocchio.

[gregliples]

haha, nice, I love pinocchio

[b3d]

"My name is Abraham Lincoln" LOL

[b3d]

LOL, that's re dick ulous

[muppetfan33]

This is Kermit The Frog.......YAHHH! I think Kermit should've thought twice before he told Pinocchio to tell the truth. Hope he's okay after that fall.

[finnishminnow]

I was thinking the same thing too, man.

[afriendofbean]

That's true. I guess Kermit should have held onto Pinocchio's nose as Pinocchio's nose was getting shorter. Also, as Pinocchio was about to lie, Kermit should have stepped to the side so that he wouldn't get in the way of Pinocchio's nose.

I also hope Kermit was okay after he fell. It sounded like he fell into a mud puddle since I heard a splat at 3:19, and then he said "ouch" at 3:20.

[avidviewer67]

@muppetfan33 No need to worry, muppetfan33. Kermit the Frog, like all good Muppet characters, is indestructible! :-)

[Blackbirdc87]

WTF Tennessee? Episode 4 Interview with a vampire.

[leseladi13]

oj,,l,hoigllju

[dbearsfan]

lol that was funny. if he said "my nose will grow" nothing would happen because it will grow later in life which means he was not lying.

[sosocooiam]

ME LIKE COOKIE

[TnseWlms]

What would happen if Pinocchio said, "My nose will grow"?

[campusmang]

r puppet show

[campusmang]

they just live together

kermit doesnt drink poison

they never did anything but fake kisses and that was all miss piggy

its a cartoon, not some gay sex show

[campusmang]

prove it

[supermansflu]

that's what she said.

[undiscoveredmidget]

thats exactly what i was thinking

[kellyluver18]

thats hilarious

[CoreyChannel]

Oh yeah I just remembered that the Muppets Creator is also Sesame Streets Creator!

Until Disney took over The Muppets!

AH! Disney is gonna take over everything pretty soon! They already own ABC and ABC Family and ToonDisney and Disney Channel and just Recently The Muppets!

[Spyder589]

Sick looks so wrong

[GracefulAssassin9]

Just goes to show how sick I am. For a few seconds I legitimately thought Kermit was getting impaled on the wall.

Fun.

[geassmasterx]

wat the fyck man

[dacaptain84]

Pinocchio got banned from disney land...Snow White kept sitting on his face saying "Lie to me, lie to me!"

[CoreyChannel]

OMG Thats FUNNY!

I heard of this joke before but it was Cinderella instead of Snow White! lol :)

[TheRiddler8]

Pinocchio has a pocket, a pocket full of sunshine....

[Krem42]

looks like someone's a pathological liar...

[genestarwindjf80]

Ah how long since I've seen this one?

[booprop63]

I'm with you it's been 18 years I think something like that. I think It was made back in 1983.

[MIKECNW]

Actually it was made at least a few years earlier as I recall.

I'm guessing this segment was from 1976.