I Just Had Sex - The Lonely Island & Akon LYRICS

[MenarJuDet]

Cant relate to this song...forever alone D;

[DrXtermin8r]

@MenarJuDet I was lonely too. But it doesnt mean youre alone. When i look at my girlfriend, i realize that everything that my girlfriend and i went through before we met eachother were necessary to happen for us to be together. Just one tip, ask any of your friends, even if you barely ever talk to them to see if they have any friends you could meet that might be interested. Hey, thats what i did. Best decision of my life.

[XRdubRX]

@MenarJuDet me and you should form a club bro FOREVER alone

[MenarJuDet]

@XRdubRX I just got dissed by a girl I really like yesterday..I mean really really like and she said: I don't want a relationship (tihi), saw her today making out with a guy infront of me, true story D;

[numbah1ful]

"Flop around on top of them" best part

[ashleyisnowhere1]

hmm so was he a virgin before? lol

[1234567elnino]

having sex while listing to dis song oh yea

[Nickhockeyfan7]

this song is making me wanna have sex

[Jak3Dark]

I Masterbate To This Song...

[lrhoades1989]

my fav line is she put a bag on my head, still counts lmao

[niggaxpleasex]

soo i just got home, and i legit just had sex in his car on the side of a street ! (:

[suigintou26]

AHAHAHAHAA!!! LMFAO ! his so proud he had sex! lol

[blahhh395]

HAHAHHAHAHA i love this song.. :p

[1995chelsey]

wtf?????

[eetalex]

how fuckin funny!

[shifatkhan]

Lol this is not a song for Bieber fan....or Bieber lol

[chyeaman420]

1023 ppl just had sex with their hands



[c444nn]

10 dollars to the person who goes to a street and listens this out loud

[JacobBlackLuver1]

@c444nn You owe me and my friend $10 xD

[ballerboy5040]

@c444nn i just did now give me my 10 dollars

[ProfessorMoo]

@c444nn , not 10 lol a million!

[MinniEfron]

@c444nn i sang it in the middle of my apartment complex and im a girl so it was even more odd.... ten bucks please :)

[DanceInTheRain151]

@c444nn I sing this all the time xD -im a girl

[XRdubRX]

@c444nn  challenge accepted

[joleneeeeeeee55555]

ROFLMFAO I love it!(:

[Klaudia249249]

They just had to go this far.... 0_0

[greenpigen]

16 people didn't have sex in the last 30 minutes ):

[busch760]

i just had sex and it felt sooo good a women let me put my penis inside of her =]

[hiXhelloXimXaXginger]

IT FELT SO GOOD WHEN I DID IT WITH ME PENIS!

LMFAO LMFAO LFMAO

[crazyman272]

ohh i though it said mt penis is smileing..... :/

[StoneJamSandwich]

I laugh at people who say that this is horrible. Thats funny because majority of music these days are basically saying the same thing with the same beat Haha. 

[TheSilverLakeChorus]

Thumbs up if you want to go to thesilverlakechorus channel on youtube and see BEHIND THE SCENES FOOTAGE OF THE SILVER LAKE CHORUS TRACKING BACKUP VOCALS FOR THIS SONG!!!!!

[Babygurl7179]

well. sad to say my mom was jammin' to this song in the car while mah friend and i were laughing.

[B00mBix]

dislike never had seen a pinis / boy that did it never seen their own o.O

[sNiPezZxxSpade490]

ahaha best thirty seconds

[Alex425707]

This is awful... 

[kaylah1354]

SWEET LOVE THAT SONG

[kidwhodrums12345]

ringtone free?

[hotstudd2087]

good song

[iMooglie]

it's not "Doesn't matter have sex" it's "Doesn't matter HAD sex" why would it be 'have' when he says at the end "Still Counts!" Had would make more sense.

[Wazaaism]

@iMooglie I agree with you. ;)

[IAGSURASS]

still counts!



[JroseSalazar]

this song is so funny ahahha

[emme3443]

HAHAHH

[pabz382]

i physically CAN NOT stop listenening to this.. its as if im hypnotise.. Akon & the lonley island .. what a sexy combination :|

[msmingli]

this is ridiculous! hhahahahaha

[whimsicalocean]

This suck just like Akon!

[thetheabi22]

i thought akon was virgin !!

[gorgeousemem]

Songs nowadays are all about sex... It sucks, really.

[HAYSQ]

lol stupid

[VagrantWatcher213]

it's

"doesn't matter, I HAD sex."

Just pointing out a mistake.

[risano2008]

Very american. We never had a song like this in Japan... and will never have ...

hahahahahaha

[touvejs]

@risano2008 I'm an american living in Japan, I would just like to say me and all my friends LOVE this song, Nihonjin, Americajin, kanadajin, everyone really :)

[SaxyPlayer96]

@risano2008 So in japan you dont have sex? Makes perfect sense then.

[pimpinfawshaw]

ay guess what guys...

I JUST HAD SEX!!!!!

[SpinKicksusplits86]

Their songs are always silly and meant as a joke, but one thing I love about them is the surprisingly high production quality. They're just joke songs, but they're very well done and professional. It's a bunch of normal guys making silly songs and then managing to get them professionally produced. Awesome.

[AmLiebstenBeiMir]

i only love this song *_*...

i have made a dance video to it..

/watch?v=sxDg7OojdHg

[sonnysualo]

I just had sex!

[Luckyday808]

10 people didn't have sex =/

[galslovveme]

now i have a valid song to sing after I have sex

[101SexyChase]

@galslovveme That was my response too :)

[galslovveme]

@101SexyChase u know what they say...great minds think alike 8)

[Andeezvidz]

The best 30 seconds of my life...I LOVE IT!

[TheMeanZebra]

thanks :)

I think its

She kept lookin' at her watch

doesn't matter "had" sex

But I cried the whole time

doesn't matter "had" sex

sounds like had and makes more sense too

just my thoughts :)

[Shawya45]

Still counts

[MrLov3Drunk]

I just had sex in the past thirty minutes . IM QUALIFIED YOU BITCHES . Heeh

[GreggyColbeckski]

@MrLov3Drunk If you had sex in the past 30 minutes...Why the fuck are you on youtube.

[Kalekunai]

I like the part where they talk about sex.

[bekaar4]

10 people never had sex

[AxeMurdra]

lol people hatin on thesaraem cause she doesn't have sex ever.

:(

[MBP6705]

This is the single best lyric video ever!

[LiLpAuLaFaN2009]

This song is so epic. xD !

[416Toronto647]

I just had sex & It felt so gooood!

[bobjob777]

@TheSaraEm It didn't compare it to a pile of manure, it said he'd have sex with manure because he's that desperate

[dannyisse]

@217rambo ahaha, yeh same, gonna be hilarious!

[DarkSphinxx]

@thesaraEM lol shut it before i HAVE SEX with u

[dannyisse]

hmm, gonna be awkward now when the teaches hears me singing this......

[217rambo]

@dannyisse my phone goes off in class all the time and i just set this as my ringtone lol itll go off and thisll itll start playing!!! lolol no joke

[LilSwanson43]

this song just gave me a raging erection

[JoshMaterman]

is it wrong to want this as your wedding song? =/

[klinkro]

@tibby129 yeah!

[MmmTiffany]

best. song. ever.

[Tibby129]

thumb if u wish you could have sex with jessica alba just like in the video

[gg4lyfe1]

I really want to have sex now!

[akbard00]

10 people did not have sex

[wildxsecretsxd]

lmfaoo thumb up!

[ToeKnee616]

She put a bag on my head, STILL COUNTS!

[BIGMONKEYFACE119]

Thumbs up If YOU just had sex like me!!! :D

[LemonZeppelin]

8 people have never had sex

[ajjjevans]

i thought this song was funny but they are just trying to recreate a im on a boat song, but whatever its still good, and acon adds alot to the song

[ookoook]

Lol I was sanging this and then my mom heard me uh oh lol

[mrperson1985]

after akon said anyone who had sex in the last 30 minutes my dad stared to sing

[rsbandbj1j2j3]

@mrperson1985 rofl!!!!!!!!!! bad ass

[SuperCJ52]

The best 30 seconds of my life lol

[ilovejohncena2532]

@SuperCJ52 hahahaha . thiss song iss COMEDYYY ! . i love it , hadd all my ppl laughinn from it .

[lorinizzle13]

amazing song

[angeliquelucky1]

loveittt



[xmichaelx88]

4 People never had sex..

[mbrenner1993]

the 4 people who disliked it are virgins

[youtricknicole]

Akon ruins it.

[broskiiful]

@youtricknicole your mum.

[junkevin]

she put a bag on my head Still Counts! hahahahaha

[joyakaGTfreak]

wicked! loved it :D sex related song lol

[daaaayyumm3214]

congrats to them on losing their virginity

[steveiscool555]

Raped the replay button.

[Crimson20091]

LOL amazing

[217rambo]

4 people didnt have sex

[217rambo]

she kept looking my watch!!

DOESNT MATTER HAVE SEX!!!!!!!!

SHE PUT A BAG ON MY HEAD

STILL COUNTS!!!!!!

[ghostlat]

Hahaha. Wowww... XD

[SarahJaneRobyn]

it was the best 30 seconds of my life

[silllystinaa]

i can't stop laughing when i hear this song......i love it

[sylvieschel]

yaaaaaaaay

[MarkoFN1]

Im wonderin, how much sperm?

[EizN666]

@MarkoFN1 the fuck dude?!

[MarkoFN1]

@EizN666 Idk, i was bored....

[celinekhulette25]

the best 30 seconds of my life LMAO

[tzelih]

STILL COUNTS!!!!!!

[kywt939]

its..ew,,..

[kywt939]

its...ew..not me type:@

[WhnWrdsFailMusicSpks]

Why the heck do I keep restarting this?? It is so catchy. lmao

[benjtk]

whats the original song ?

[lovemetobe11]

ommfg

[TheSaraEM]

Wow this song is disgusting. It takes love-making (a beautiful thing) and turns it into something nasty and dirty. It even was compared to a pile of manure..wow.

[13stampede]

@TheSaraEM Please gently remove your tampon and then listen to it again.

[halfassedfart]

@TheSaraEM I'd put a paper bag on you.

[dictismit]

@TheSaraEM

are you stupid or something.. you say this song.. makes lovemaking into something nasty and dirty.. excuse me.. 6 year old girls should not be watching this video then..

[knl199]

@TheSaraEM

someone doesnt get laid much (; get over it its people like you, who take things like this,SEX, too seriously,its sex come on now, you make everything in this world perforate and dull, stfu no one cares(:

[STBNY]

@knl199 its assholes like you who make women thing that all men are no good. you fucking dumbass. the people who dislike the video could be underage kids (especially little girls) who know better than you. you expect everyone to have sex? you fucking pedophile.

[benpk99]

@STBNY lol wow call him a pedo... real mature its sex its a song dont want ur kid seeing it filter it not our problem (those who like it) tht a kid sees it.

[lawlwtfcakes0605]

@TheSaraEM

Lol.

[chikenwing12]

@TheSaraEM clearly your a virgin!!

[IDisparity]

@TheSaraEM Obvious troll is obvious.

[thekillconnection]

@TheSaraEM You see, there is a difference between making love and sex. They are clearly talking about sex, You are talking about making love. And seeing as how it is by The Lonely Island, it is not serious AT ALL. So quit being such an up-tight asshole. And nobody forced you to listen to it, so STFU or GTFO the internet.

[LilSwanson43]

@TheSaraEM lmfao making that comment just got you destroyed!

[pita2318]

@TheSaraEM correction, he said he was so desperate he'd have sex with a pile of manure

[ShadowGuyful]

@TheSaraEM it's a part of life you go through! Sex is natural, so try it& learn to love it, bitch!

[OxAxS]

@TheSaraEM Suck it Bitch!!!! The only thing that can be compraed to a pile of manure is you.

[akeliz22]

That chick @TheSaraEM got a lot of hate .... rofl

[vDIABETICvHEROv]

anyone else have this song on repeat in their itunes at the moment?

[CuraSB]

The lyrics are wrong. It's "Doesn't matter-had sex" not "Have sex".

[217rambo]

I JUST HAD SEX

[TrU3StYl3]

BEST SONG EVER! HANDS DOWN!

[fivol69]

BEST SONG EVER

disliking this or beeing gay seems the same for me :p

[Chrommus]

Justin bieber didnt see this song yet, no negative scores :D

[001harman]

i'm qualified to sing with akon

[lilchill247]

OHEMGEE THANK YOU!! :D

[BlackOpsGlliches]

I THINK SHE WAS A RACIST *sees kkk mask*

[ottofamily80817]

@BlackOpsGlliches Doesn't matter, had sex.

[LyzerDB]

I just had sex. And it felt so good.

[asianbadboys]

can u send me this song?? thru my email?? plz

[I22stars]

EPIC!! thanks

[SlippyLaRoo]

@I22stars

You're very welcome!