Panderator - Cruise Control ( Techno Viking Theme)

[TheDroot2]

TechnoViking > Chuck Norris

[MasterShoby]

The LEAGUE says hi!

[NetNshow]

Y U NO LIGHTSABER PPL ??!

[TheHugeAl]

God of War IV. Nordic endboss :o

[YousayOh]

aha this guy got a theme,...omggg so PRO

[LehmannDaHero]

original music is from Can D music.

[wububububruno25]

when chuck norris listens to this music, he knows he's fucked

[Shetyre]

ghost of sparta

also known

as dj olaf

[leoalex1987]

chuck norrissen, i guess?

[killiandarcy42023]

it sounds like he says "i wanna jizz myself"

[bashiersoto]

Lol When i first seen this video years ago i couldnt stop laughing funny shit

[rkoma96]

he is watching you

[CROBlackDEvil]

that was a gay parade?

[thexecutioner15]

@CROBlackDEvil careful...if he sees this comment, you will be castrated.

[CROBlackDEvil]

@thexecutioner15 but it is some kind of parade......i mean look at the people... :D

[BillChelios]

@thexecutioner15 it is called fuckparade. seriously. look it up in wiki.

[BillChelios]

28 people didnt obey Techno Viking

[az05ize]

FUS RO DAH !!!

[BillChelios]

Urge to kill RISING

[nightjj]

Everytime I see something dated 2000 or 2001, I think to myself: "K, this happened before 9/11"

[MeGoingHxc]

they should replace the chuck norris jokes with "techno viking ..." cuz hes better than norris!

[TheOwnageStudios]

Umm,i came here from a viking named olaf...

[Reeiyel]

@TheOwnageStudios lol me too xD

[Seroth]

Gebt dem Technivikinger eine gute Wertung. Sonst kommt er zu Euch nach hause und labt sich an euren Tränen.

[Pulverpojken]

Where can I find a HQ-version of this song?

[TheFacelessKill]

leauge of legens xD

[gbgplllrs]

olaffffffff musiccc helll yeah



[mrHax101]

Olaf the techno viking god

[stoopiddub333]

i'm in love with the chick thats dancing in the beginning of the original with teh blue hair.. i'm so mad she's gone forever out of our lives. the last you see of her is her walking away farther behind everyone :(

i love her

[ATalkingHouse]

@stoopiddub333

You must be the guy who molested her :O

[stoopiddub333]

@ATalkingHouse for a talking house, you're pretty funny. you should go on tour.

[lekkerereet]

obey to the lord technoviking

[Vartrex5]

Are you guys all gays or what? Im here because of music not because of dancing guy

[Insidious969]

Viking'Arrr! :D

[Hazy992]

you know whoever he's pointing at is surely dead now

[xaladolokiyo]

@Hazy992 he's pointing at the guy in black and yes, probably

[ReCell02]

just dance

[TheMe2et]

all hail lord technoviking....he who increasth his techno music increaseth sorroweth for not dancing like our lord

[DaoLV000]

Techno Viking will kill 27 people with his big finger !!

[TetrapakProdzekt]

ITS NOT Panderator !!! These three people deserve ALL RESPECT for the original song: Candy Rossmann, Didi Lange, and Toni Planet a.k.a. Can-D-Music

[dkyx]

@TetrapakProdzekt The concept of a remix flew by you ey?

The original Can-D - Navigator is NOT the track used in the technoviking video, this one is.

It is the track people are looking for, therefor, it is the original technoviking track.

And the mellow '99 version most certainly is not.

[pplzsaywtf]

if i dont subscribe is he gonna eat me?

[YoungEmiliaPercival]

OBEY!

[siris1747]

the techno viking will now crush 27 people

[FALLEROMAYOR]

Our lord Technoviking is watching you right now!

[Nicovideos7]

I've subbed my lord

[Buhjachacka]

I made 42 Accounts to subscribe

I hope my offer pleases the techno Viking

[SultanNify]

hayvani

[InternetHitler]

All this small god, Thor, has done is plagiarize TechnoViking--Thor's mentor and role model WAS TechnoViking!

[WillDrowned]

He should had been hired for the role of THOR !!

[chainbladeallience]

@WillDrowned i hate to shoot down an awesome joke but thor doesnt have a beard.

[WillDrowned]

@chainbladeallience damn its true !

[Thegoodlol]

i'm glad i found that tecnho viking video today, this song is awesome!!! thanks for uploading this!

[magiksity]

WHat is shocking that this song wudnt be so pop if no viking ,, I mean theres a lot of underrated songs

[Hodenschmuserdiehard]

Das is auf der Fuckparade in Berlin ihr Nichtheiden!

[felixdahcat]

he's beast

[niaR1992]

was this on loveparade bochum?

[SwEGameX]

The only thing soviet russia does't have is techno viking ;)

[tonajki]

@SwEGameX : "In Soviet Russia Techno Viking dances to music."

[Heddan1992]

@SwEGameX hes from germany, tho

[rooszpc]

SUBSCRIBE or DIE!!!! :D:D:D:D:D

[CrystalMethod666]

Techno Viking [DOWNLOAD MP3] 1st and 2nd song /watch?v=4f8aZfaVEJs

[zacish]

In Soviet russia Techno viking dances to music!

[ClydeBread]

@zacish vice versa deluxe

[simmy0987]

Techno Viking makes silverback gorillas look like cunt hairs

[jere5959]

Chuck Norris believes in Techno Viking

[xyanide1986]

Good techno is good, I suspect this is some underground track from the late 90's or something that's why it's hard to find.

[Chappy4Lyfe]

Techno Viking IS, the Techno Viking

[Aldo636]

If this was on iTunes i wonder how many people would buy this! :D

[fuckoff989]

While listening to this song, please take note the beat is the sound of his heart.

[RealLife1WTF]

i wonder if the technoviking even knows that he became famous on the internet

[SpaceMarineGuy]

Why is this song not on Itunes?

[XayberOptix1]

@SpaceMarineGuy because it's not "classy" enough

[xcentrik12]

@SpaceMarineGuy you tube to mp3 converter for free :)

[SpaceMarineGuy]

@xcentrik12 I did that anyway, was just wanting a better quality version.

[coloreel]

is there a higher quality version of this song anywhere?

[Infares]

Is this the actual song or the remake someone made?

[Mr22avenue]

tis is the original techno viking soundtrack!:)

[ryusangurito]

there are 3 riders of the apocalypse their names were chuck norris, jack bauer and TECHNO VIKING!

[metalobliteration]

The anthem of TECHNO VIKING

[Finnrod]

Where to dl this tune in hd?

[SuperMetroidz]

I better start subscribing O.o

[headmassster]

record of this tune is SOLD OUT!!! hmm i wonder why???

[AtiaRotias]

In Soviet russia, Techno viking dances to the music... oh wait...

[Viruseek1337]

@AtiaRotias Man, In Techno viking music dances to Soviet russia :D

[Theleftpinkyy]

@AtiaRotias too bad its in Germany 

[XMMxmmXM]

@Theleftpinkyy The "In Soviet Russia..." thing is a joke. It's called Russian Reversal, where everything in Soviet Russia is backwards. Such as "In Soviet Russia, ground fall on YOU!" or "In Soviet Russia, vodka drink YOU!". Get it?

[Theleftpinkyy]

@XMMxmmXM oh i know what it is. i was just being a dick

[NyygeL]

@AtiaRotias I see what you did there!!

[BillChelios]

@AtiaRotias R.I.P. for typing false facts about Techno Viking... We will misss you...

[Viktir666]

THIS is NOT the original song. It's a remake by Benji. GFY.

[schwarzgelb7]

was genau is das für ein genere

[DerGeckarbor]

@schwarzgelb7 Ich denk House/Techno ^^

[rinleez]

I doubt ANYONE would like this tune if they haven't seen Techno Viking dance to it first.

[Dafunkdoc]

@rinleez

You'd be wrong about that. This shyt knocks! Makes WoW PvP much more interesting.

[aydemirbeslenay]

@rinleez that's the only reason i like the song, because of Techno Viking.

[chabi3000]

@rinleez i would love it even if i didnt heard it from him ... im a electro/house/techno/dnb/dub-h­ead all the way !

[Ryadriz]

People dont get it, he´s a younger Chuck Norris

[ReNaTo2802]

OMG HE WANTS ME TO SUSCRIBE!!

[lepricon989]

This song is awesome

[AutumnPolitics]

i wouldnt be a fan of technoviking if it werent for this song .

[GangstaThug15]

Awsome Picture!

[Anub1zAsDIRECTOR]

In soviet russia people are pointing @ technoviking.

[KOM85maroc]

WHY ARE THERE SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES IN THE SONG SAYING "I WANT TO KILL MY SELF"

Is that in the original?

[LOVEtoRAPEyouANALLY]

@KOM85maroc dick you to death

[HenkRobben]

@KOM85maroc they are just samples and yes they belong in the original track.

[lame77]

@KOM85maroc it's actually "I wanna kiss myself" from the old human resource-track "dominator" from the early 90ies.

[jblitz55]

If you were as handsome as the TECHNO VIKING, wouldn't you want to kiss yourself as well ???

[BlazinHothead]

Techno Viking. The only man that can go toe to toe with Chuck Norris.

[justplayfm]

This video was just added to a music playlist at JustPlay.fm

[fausto80]

does anyone have digital copy of this tune they can send me? if so please let me know i would be very grateful and might have something to swap back. thanks.

[GryfoN9000]

no nigga stoles techno viking's bike

[JeroenLondon]

@Dshizzle1029 whahahahahaha

[al112]

@icecold510

Techno Viking, WE COMIN' FOR YOU NIGGA!

[xoni20]

22 dislikes should be stomped by technoviking and his dancing jaah...

[Linkgt]

This is a lot better than the original.

[mb00063942]

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[ZeroNegativo]

When I grow up I want to be the Techno Viking's apprentice.

[vikkelimummo]

is it just me or is the technoviking pointing at the subscribe button?

[Link12ize]

@vikkelimummo Thats right Technoviking demands it or be crushed

[juzoPogon]

@vikkelimummo and He is looking at this :)

[RyvernRaigon]

@vikkelimummo ROFL he DOES look like he is pointing at the Subscribe button xD.

[MrOrray]

@vikkelimummo LOL  subliminals :P

[batvin88]

@vikkelimummo he wants you to watch it 24/7

[mathewclarke96]

@vikkelimummo Lmfao.

[nazaxprime]

@vikkelimummo Sub'd, just in case.

[AveryMarx0]

Could be on a Blade soundtrack .

[MrIzo56]

@AveryMarx0 Could be Blade.

[armaanid]

THOR WHO???

[RounderBR]

Technoviking! Sign my Shirt!

[OriginalBrainOC]

The Techno Viking is not only an image of German power or engineering...he is a German product. Like me. No one of you will ever understand what he's saying xD

[himselfe]

Techno Viking is cruise control.

[Bhodisatvas]

The original track is 'can-d-music navigator' just tube it...all will be revealed.

this is the benji303 version.

[sierss]

@Bhodisatvas why would we need the original song, if we have a music piece that has been touched by TechnoVuking ?

[phoxxlotekk]

NOT the original song - merely the mix by Benji 303.

The voice sample is from "Dominator" by Human Resource...

[DarkandDurty]

My new favorite track.

[Megametalwolf]

He is greater than thor

[Freak17383]

Technoviking says: Watch my Videoanswer & my Channel !

[d0ngs]

lamest lyrics ever

[wqq9Birdy]

"The Techno Viking doesn't dance to the music, the music dances to the Techno Viking"

[fredijs222]

Techno Viking doesn't read - Techno Viking enjoys this beat!

[EdenKane1]

This ver of the song is better :)

[tralialuxas]

hes pointing at ur mom!

[burberrybedroom]

@tralialuxas

real fucking mature!

[dviree1]

we see burberry as a troll

[MasticatedCake]

I believe he's pointing at your epic fail.

[nirey]

hahaha.......burberrys mom! haha wtf

[DJPuZo]

This is a remake done by Benji3o3.

Search for his profile on MySpace.

[unordinarlee]

LOS!!

[orrefis]

the track played in the techno-viking vid can be found at watch?v=_5QAVt_Uf3o

This is a remake

[Ghostrider623]

Let's MARCH, los!!!!!!!

[pakolorinkolorado]

gracias!!!! la estaba buscando, me gusto mucho cuando la oí, aunque mas con el technoviking de fondo jejeje

[tralialuxas]

SHIT!!! this is teh shit

[princepunisher]

In the techno wiking video its sounds harder in a kind of way. More rusty or I dont know :DD

[Skaarlaw]

@princepunisher its been overamplified

probably too much bass

usually what makes music sound too fuzzy

if the amp is too high on decibels

the power output is not equal to the sound output it was built for

making louder... pushing it to the electronic limits

[RandomG4m3r]

And thats exactly how i want it. already DLd this song, anyway to beast the bass?

[Skaarlaw]

@RandomG4m3r i like it when the bass is overly beasted too... one of the youtube ed cox videos is mad for it

steve meade designs audio videos are good for seeing CLEAN powerful bass... hairtricks and the like

[nirey]

watch out for this guy!

[lolwtfthomas]

@Skaarlaw

ELECTRONIC LIMITS!!! lol. wtf.

[MrJoanMackinson]

a true legend of the years 00

[kingconey92]

he looks like the guy from mercenaries the video game!!!

[c4rth]

who do you think he is REALLY pointing at??? Thats right, chuck norris!

[Achyles]

@c4rth yes and chuck norris is crying like a baby because he can´t stand Techno Viking ;-)

[Zaphodox]

@c4rth That's what sunk Atlantis: Chuck and The Viking had a fight.

The Viking won.

[Markusa222]

@Zaphodox OmfG, the VIKING won? :O Impossible!

[Zaphodox]

@Markusa222 actually come to think of it... no one has been able to *find* techno viking yet... maybe he lost ;)

[fausto80]

you can't find techno viking. HE FINDS YOU!

[Piebastard]

@c4rth Does chuck accept the challenge?

[RatchetClankFan1996]

@c4rth He's pointing at Chuck Norris while Chuck slowly backs away, realising he's no match for the TechnoViking!

[c4rth]

thats really not water but a bottle of chuck norris' tears

[ZatoSinner]

It can't be a bottle of Chuck Norris tears...Chuck Norris never cries.