I'm Such A Nerd (with Katrina Bowden)

[pkoleszar]

She's not a nerd, just a weaboo.

[PCPFilmz]

lesson of the day fellas: no matter who she is, you'll never live up to her expectations

[chriskooren]

he was a pig u can do better girl

[Hannibal1946]

that didn't sound like japanese at all to me

[Cottoncandyxxxrawr]

HAHAHAA omg im just like that xD i take it to the max.

[Amazinprocrastinator]

i would do the same if he said that about doctor who

[frankhaugen]

I want such a girl for myself, someone who actually knows what a Yuuzhan Vong actually is :D

[Terraxos]

I love this video 'cos it's so true. Most of us nerds have been either the guy or the girl in this video at some point...

[amandathelen]

I am this girl :( and it plays out just like the video.

[SilviaPix]

how can he consider himself a nerd and not know who doctor who is????

[AllieRX87]

@utrhggcv They ARE real and I have proof: youtube.com/user/PressHeartToC­ontinue youtube.com/user/DexterityBonu­s

[iheartcutekittens]

Spirited Away isn't overrated. :(

[richardtherichard]

@iheartcutekittens it's alright. not worth re-watching.

[Panther1377]

@iheartcutekittens I agree

[KidAinaVeyron]

I grinned like a maniac when she said Holy Grail is way worse than The Life of Brian

[ingeniosodonquijote]

I know about Doctor Who and I don't even watch it

[MissMeggie2804]

I once tried talking about Doctor Who to a guy who claimed to be a nerd...he had no idea what I was talking about.

[repackable]

oh shit warhammer

[foodbug]

was she holding darkseid?

[heavynov]

How dare they! The Holy Grial was far better the Life of Brian

[scrambledpenis]

i had an ex girlfriend that said alot of the same things. this video makes me sad an lonely.

[Rascus75]

I've read dozens of Star Wars comics and a few novels, but I've never seen one about the death of Chewbacca.

[Avatar230594]

The only reason I would like her is because of the Warhammer. Her other nerd qualities are shit.

[Eyeslayer]

WHY can't women like that exist around my area!!! ahhh. i'm gonna go lay down and imagine living in a area that has book stores.

[theKillerbee21]

an endangered species they are

[smiley042894]

I want her for Christmas.

[olivianoellle]

@utrhggcv they are, they're just never this hot.

[camerontungate]

A girl who likes Doctor Who that much, I must meet her.

[zzz798999]

Absolutely impossible for a girl that attractive to like all those things. I mean, this is the kind of girl who would cheat on guys like him for some jock asshole.

[Saerain]

@zzz798999 Because of how she looks? How odd.

[brunetteonbrunette]

Girls like that do exist, they just get left in the friend zone.

[JohnnyMarsBar]

i actually hate hate doctor who also geeks are the types of people who play dungeons and dragons ect nerds are into games movies mangas and anime.

[JohnnyMarsBar]

gibbly movies are good

[AshtonVelasquez]

What the? who hates halo?

[JohnnyMarsBar]

@AshtonVelasquez many people do its a awful game

[jbnightmarex]

she likes anime and manga yess



[pkerfreak]

drax and thanos :D

[SpartanHeadhunter117]

This girl is my hero.

[yazg6]

@TheAwded The only level of nerdiness that I don't match her on is manga. I don't read manga or watch anime

[ratioexmachina]

The chances of such a girl really existing are zero to none. Still, don't lose hope fellas...

[RNcruivivar]

I don't know why but recently...I've been hearing A LOT about STAR WARS. or maybe I just haven't noticed

[DerkomischeHarry]

yeah, she's totally pronouncing the japanese part wrong

[cooldonkeyfish]

Who the fuck plays warhammer omg.

[browncoatz]

Did she say "Like Otakon and Sniper Wolf", a Metal Gear Solid reference at 1:38?

[thewildone]

I would've been fine on everything except the manga.

[KaiFGallagher]

If you know japanese, hearing the girl speak it is painful.

[TheUltraCommentator]

@KaiFGallagher agreed

[Crazeddingo]

So does she like all that stuff?

[TheAwded]

I feel odd for being on a nerd level between those two characters, leaning on one side or the other at times during the conversation. Anyone else?

[crystalsongforest]

Dragonball is also manga :x

[4GamesEternal]

@firefox666100

Ino right I was like please call me all through the vid

[Lunastrahunter]

@utrhggcv I I'm like this! I'm a girl! I exist!!!!

[utrhggcv]

don't you wish girls like this were real?

[AwesomeInTranslation]

@utrhggcv they're real just not attractive

[fromthenightbefore]

@utrhggcv they are.

[weirdoevil]

@utrhggcv I don't wanna alarm you, but they are, and they're here watching this video (try to act cool!)

[dgirl1300]

@utrhggcv They are. I'm one of them.

[krisisunknown]

@utrhggcv lol most all girls are like this XD

[Panther1377]

@utrhggcv Uhh A lot of them I know are. Including me you just have to find the right people

[fromthenightbefore]

@utrhggcv they are

[toshie534]

@utrhggcv they are.

[rubyia312]

I actually knew some of the stuff she talked about...official nerd !

[FireFox666100]

O_O

Marry me. Marry me now.

[DeepSouthLass]

HEY, Spirited Away is fookin good, but I agree with everything else!

[DoomfireHelltooth]

I once met a nerdy girl she wasn't beautiful like the woman in the video but when I went on a date with her she went crazy. We are in a busy restaurant and she is YELLING out her man on man comic book fantasies, torture rape fantasies, her hatred for communism and love for nazism, praise of sociopathy, and finally made fun of my church so not a fun date. I suspect if a woman does that she must be actually trying to make the date hellish to I guess make fund of you and humiliate you.

[Hawk2260]

subs all the way

[ObsessedWithSerpents]

I never listened to a word she said......

[don77755]

Finally something I care about the books about after episode 6 of star wars you have achieved my faith

[SnitchSeeker]

Minor disagreements: Holy grail was better than the Life of Bryan,Spirited away is a masterpiece and Martha Jones was tolerable.

[EythanBassify]

hmmmmm...... <3

[chriskooren]

wat sort of alternate reality is this video based off

oh and btw lmfao

[SpartanK72]

Is it wrong that I knew everything that was said during this video?

[plaza1022]

those legs!



[gefhspiral]

she is so fucking sexy

[kamekietta21]

Sorry, but if he said DBZ and she didn't gizz, she isn't a nerd... By any standards.

[MrHaxx1]

@kamekietta21 But unless you look at it through nostalgia goggles, it's not even that good.

[TheWhoafish]

SPIRITED AWAY WAS FREAKING AMAZING!

[BreathofArda]

@TheWhoafish Princess Mononoke was better.

[jaysondudeman]

Martha was one of the Doctor's best companions

[Fortun3tell3r]

Who watch animes and doest know One piece !!

[thegger100]

HEY dont fuck with star war or I'll find you

[Sanshaino]

I would actually slap a guy for lying about knowing what Doctor Who is.

[AustinDoggie]

@Sanshaino Wouldn't it be "who" Doctor Who is, rather than "what"?

[Sanshaino]

@AustinDoggie It would, if "Doctor Who" was the name of a character. Which it isn't. The show is called "Doctor Who", while the main character's name is "The Doctor".

I admit that the Doctor is credited as "Doctor Who" in a handful of early episodes, but I think I'd be doing us both a favor by dropping the issue here.

[Tronus14]

Heheh she was painting a model of Drax The Destroyer at the end. *Snort*

[badkiller2]

I read Game Of Thrones, BITCH.

[geoflo1024]

Martha was awesome! ...bitch. lol

[snowkiller12]

...I found spirited away good....

[wildreams]

HAHAHAHA, that Japanese was awful!

[Sylasism]

I find this hard to violently masturbate too....

[A2Zified]

IT'S NOT SILLY THAT THE YUUZHAN-VONG KILLED CHEWIE IT WAS SAD!!!!

[brotoriousastrolad]

look, i'm not saying spirited away was bad, it's just that miyazaki has done FAR better. the fact that the oscars finally recognized his work is notable, but it's still mildly infuriating that they didn't give a shit during his prime.

[ForeverDoubting]

As if lol

[GreekFreakyJoker]

@Solusist a group of people obesessed with details...what?!?

[Solusist]

Two errors here: 1) I've never met a single nerd who badmouths any Miyazaki movie. If anything, they tend to consider them the high point of human achievement.

2) Those appear to be Heroclix miniatures, not Warhammer. Not only do they come pre-painted, they wouldn't really work as proxies either, due to not fitting into Games Workshops' 35mm scale.

Was funny though, but if you're poking fun at a group of people obsessed with details...make sure to get the details right.

[LeohaZveri]

@Solusist dude, pussy is in the totally opposite direction

[redmat3]

@Solusist No one said that the miniatures were from warhammer. They were just painting figurines and then said that they would go play Warhammer. And Miyazaki's movies may be good but "high point of human achieviment", "HAHA" I say.

[RATBON3]

Those minis were not Warhammer! Geek snobbery fial!

[TJAnimated]

lol i knew everything she was talking about that she would be awesome

[xannmax]

Woah woah woah woah... Spirited away was awesome.. ;_;

[TheNateasaurus]

Best line. "Don't worry, after these dry we'll go play Warhammer"

[thebakmiester]

not everyone is perfect guys. She probably had to learn that one phrase for this video and never do it again so... no real incentive to learn the language

[Kouta13]

Challenge accepted.

[AmeAki]

I couldn't here what she said, volume at max too ><

So he couldn't name what?

[EliteRocketBear]

@AmeAki "He couldn't even name all of the current batman titles"

[noxwei]

Dr Who. 

[EvilTwerp45]

Sure, say the only two common animated series/films. 

[najaa3]

he doesnt know who , Dr who is he should be shot

[KriticalKarnage]

Her Japanese was soooo bad

[burrowj102491]

Pardon my language, but her Japanese was pure shit. 

[Shadow47805]

but I love Halo............

[freemanian2027]

Only in an alternate universe will that shit ever happen...

[alfd11]

what a bitch

[ltd6996]

fuck that halo is one of the greatest shooters of all time and triumphs over the generic call of dutys these days, the only multiplayer shooters that can compete are battlefield 3 and call of duty 2 and 4, and battlefield wasnt even out when this came out

[reachfanatic1234]

HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW DOCTOR WHO?

[bibipbi]

yay, she dissed x box controllers



[Shadow47805]

@bibipbi PH NO SHE DIDNT lol

[scharaboosh]

what was wrong with Martha

[reachfanatic1234]

@scharaboosh she was more a third wheel compared to Rose

[TheSumisus]

@scharaboosh She was black, and Katrina doesn't like black people. Obviously.

[Sustanaelle]

A. they werent warhammer!

B.fuck trhis! halo is not generic 

[BobtheX]

I hate that ugly bitch for calling Spirited Away overrated.

Fuck her

[Silverframe]

I got offended when he called Doctor Who a bond villain.

:P

[hmmwomen]

Lolll @ with floaty controls and aweful vehicle combat. I'm glad the women I interviewed for daitng tips werent this aggressive :P

[Tears222]

Wow, Life of Brian before Holy Grail? Wow, you are such a nerd because you know about their most mainstream movies? "And now for something completely different", "The meaning of life", "Monty pythons flying circus", "Erik the viking"? Ever heard of those bitch? Didn't think so, trying to look like she knows allot about Monty Python. Bet she doesn't even know why they're called that. LOL XD No but seriously, don't fuck around with Monty Python. O_o

[ltd6996]

@Tears222 yea but you got to admit some of monty python is kind of in the toilet past the ones you mentioned

[Tears222]

@ltd6996 True, they're not all master pieces. But hey, it's great for a group that went on for so long through different eras. They were very productive in my opinion if you think of how big their project were especially their early work.

[ltd6996]

@Tears222 yes definitively i really enjoy monty python and always will

[frozenwhitelight]

of there was only an ounce of verisimilitude in this...

[dafticaldandy]

im sorry but the holy grail was WAAAY better than life of brian lol

[dafticaldandy]

so let me get this straight. she's mad at him because he doesn't know about star wars expanded universe, Et cetera?just because he doesn't know doesn't mean he will never know. it's called learning. are you telling me she knew all about that stuff since birth?

[jaundist]

is she painting a drax the destroyer (marvel) figurine ?

[Sustanaelle]

@jaundist yup

[jaundist]

@Sustanaelle Yuppie for me ! finally found some one who knows about Star Lord's Guardians of the Galaxy !

[AlfieWilRus]

CS 1.6?

will she dig me?

[SilentSoftmore]

Supermario ftw And Harry potter And olden day British humor (Monty python) Frasier Extras A clockwork orange V for vendetta COD Playing 97's snake How I Met Your Mother Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann DBZ (japanese) Blacker than Black Dorito munching extensive gameplaying Skyrim 90's loving l4d warhammer 40k Chubby, yet built So much more, i could keep this up for hours just a bit of how i roll. I am the 99% that can't get a girlfriend, and wishes for one as serious as this.

[harleycoopz]

The correct term is GEEK

[thoggas]

She's too hot to be a nerd! LOL

[jendo3]

Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind and The Cat Returns = most underrated Ghibli films.

[animatedgirl9]

@jendo3 I couldn't agree with you more about Nausicaa (unfortunatly i havent gotten around to watching the cat returns)

[SEEDAGR]

Warhammer :D Blood for the Blood God :D

[Miharyfi]

私は、字幕については何も言っていないよ。

[CH1CO900]

N now we know why no 1 wants to be a Pat Kassel...smh

[YayItsScarlett]

Oh no, they didn't trash talk Spirited Away.

[animatedgirl9]

@YayItsScarlett I nearly slapped my computer screen when i heard that. Bitch should not call Spirited Away garbage

[YayItsScarlett]

@animatedgirl9 IKR. Spirited Away is like my favorite Ghibli film! I really like Princess Mononoke though. So I guess they are tied. STILL, BITCHHHHHHH!

[anarkistraeven]

That's it. You don't trash talk one of the greatest works of Monty Python!

[sean151291]

i want to marry this girl NOW

[fromthenightbefore]

haha that's so me!

[anaemia]

I LOVE HER! SO MUCH! MARRY ME!

[rabbitsareweird]

sorry, but the japanese was freakin horrible

[workthis]

>mfw people do not know the difference between nerd and geeks

[gl1tchofficial]

nerds don't read manga and watch anime, that shit is weeaboo territory

[IAmCaptainMarvel]

In the UK, liking Monty Python doesn't make you a nerd. Everyone likes it (for obvious reasons).

Same goes for Doctor Who. Everyone likes it.

[DJ14850]

I'd tap it, smack it,and pat it.

[AskTobyEverybody]

Yeah Martha wasn't too great...

[LittleMissFoolish]

I know your pain, honey.

Seriously, try to find a decent guy who won't stare at you like you've grown a third head when you start bitching how stupid it is that you can't configure your virtual hard disk when installing Windows 95 as a virtual PC on your computer. I don't need an expanding drive (which is the default), when we're dealing with FAT16! I had to go back and fix it.... *grumble*

But the fact that he did not know Doctor Who kind of disqualifies him as a nerd, don't you think?

[ripo789]

There roll playing figures I don't play with them but search them up you paint them and also there is war hammer 40k

[aznnaruto96]

WAT THE HELL IS WARHAMMER? FILL ME IN?

[larrypee]

1:42 aww yeah

[princess12caspian]

That's my reaction when people don't know Dr. Who.. I'm like -:O

[PsychoBatcave]

@princess12caspian I know seriously, I'm not even originally from an English speaking country and I still know who the hell dr.who is. I don't even watch TV that much and I still know, so you gotta be in an actual cave not to.

[Nix91]

She's nerdier than he is. Hot.

[TheMrTrapatony]

he only watch anime, and in dub?

PAT IS A DISGRACE FOR OTAKUS EVERYWHERE!!

[Burkhart4192]

God...he's a nerd who hasn't heard of Doctor Who? The longest running SF series ever (excluding anime, as I recall)? A POX on him! I bet he doesn't even read TV tropes!

[PsychoBatcave]

@Burkhart4192 the dr.who part just wasn't even realistic, he's not a dedicated nerd.

[Frydcheezstik]

Life of Brian is way better than Holy Grail

Dragon Ball Z is a manga