MST3K 903 Puma Man 4/12

[PirateLordRogan]

"All aboard!"

[SpiderxBlue]

Not since robin or superman has there been such a valient costume

[SpiderxBlue]

Alright disco fighting!

[Badgerthegreat]

I wish I had the power to rear-project major cities.

[Amethystasheryn]

"Now, fly!"

Believe it or not, I'm walking on air--Oops, wrong show. Glad I'm not the only one getting Greatest American Hero vibes.

Pumaman's theme killed me even before Mike and the Bots started singing. Wow. :)

[RichterTheEternal]

Why am I not surprised that our hero in this 80's movie is a horny idiot that runs straight to his date at this gathering, instead of the police after meeting some weird guy who broke into his apartment?...UGH....Pumaman : "Breaking and entering into my apartment and telling me odd tales of me being a superhero?...Please...I got a hot chick waiting for me at this party."

[Xatike]

THE INSTANT THAT THE "SPECIAL EFFECTS" STARTED I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING. That was a solid five minutes of pure, unfiltered, and sudden laughter. Oh my God. And the MST3K crew singing to his "theme song"? Pure gold.

[LOGAN97sk8s]

" In a wrong kinda way, sure" I might make that my new motto.

[buttercremehonda]

"Jump NOW!!"

"I'm not a bird."

[cut to commercials]

ROFLMAO

[vampirehunter42]

William Katt flies better than this guy.

[Adamguy2003]

@vampirehunter42 LOL, nice to see I'm not the only one who picked up some 'Greatest American Hero' vibes from this!

[HoserSaysWhat]

'Attic-a'? Punch him, Mike :P

[noirakita]

"Sugar Frosted Eyes!"

[guild602]

because that is what i think when i go to a party: "where is the cake?"

[NaveNinja]

@guild602 Keg, I believe he said. Keg, of beer. You know, because it's a party.

[AstralPixie]

Where's the keg?

No English has-beens party.

"All Aboard"

Alright Disco Fighting!

no, I mean you look great... really

[DickieAnginson]

"Apparently the house capsized and he and Shelly Winters had to climb up through the basement."

[Hoq469]

'He has the power to rear project major cities'

[shaolin95]

@Hoq469 My favorite line for sure!

[Aphasia17]

"okay tony, let me show you the way out"

"dont come back"

[HayesAJones]

"I hate your crotch!"

"Here, here's a garter snake for ya'."

I want that theme music.

[Akira625]

This Aztec guy looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger with Joyce DeWitt's hairdo.

[dork94596]

PUMA MAN!!!

[Enoeno]

The world's most persistent belt salesman

[Archangel101576]

Was this supposed to be a ripoff of the Greatest American Hero? This has to be the WORST movie ever featured on MST3K. It makes Manos: The Hands of Fate look like Gone With the Wind.

[Shogunelite]

HAHAHAHA No I mean you look great really! xD

[LeHammockRider]

There's just something about a woman who looks like she's got to many teeth...

[noirakita]

Uh, Mike, this is called "KISSING". Maybe you can try this with someone someday!

Well thanks...HEY....

[TheLackofattack]

Al Pacino's elevator!

[Charmolution]

Tony is the worst flirter in the world. He's lucky that dumb blond bitch was under the influence of Donald's wobbly mirror mask.

[AeriaGl0ris]

"We're late for tap class!" Too perfect.

"It's Gino, I've been lookin' for you, ya mook!"

Music at 7:34 sound like it belongs in one of those Kirby games.

[caseyberg666]

"A bird gets sucked into his engine and he goes down immediately"

"He has the power to rear-project major cities"

"They gave him the Captain DORK costume by mistake"

[caseyberg666]

"look out for the... Oh Boy! Right into the propeller!"

[Gigrantula58]

Alright! Disco Fighting!

[soundcloset]

Spider - I mean puma - senses tingling...

[SuperMachoMuchacho]

This ass is supposed to be a professor? He looks like a substitute kindergarten teacher maybe.

[EponymousKid]

I had completely forgotten that Tony is apparently a PhD. Anyone else REALLY not buying him as a scholar?

[minutemaidification]

one guy is not a bird

[dcbandnerd]

"I'm not a bird!!"

[hebahabahobaheben]

My name is Pleasance and I am FUNKY

[FrescoFilms]

The music during the flying scene sounds like music right out of a pokemon videogame.

[nagaking07]

What does a puma have to do with flying?

[malighn]

believe it or not IIIII'M walkin on air

never thought I could be so free ee eeeeee

[DrumlineOnTheRun]

@malighn flyin away, on a wing and a prayer.

Who could it be?

Believe it or not, it's just me.

[DAVIDInitiative]

"The world's most persistent belt salesman." lol

PUMAMAN RULEZ

[blindthrall]

Al Pacino's elevator!

[darayneman]

Greatest show to watch high ever.

[cousinUNCLEfriend]

"I hate your crotch!"

[KuteKittenz]

"Pumaman, he flies like a moron!"

[bLacKxxxLoDgE]

ATTICA ATTICA ATTICA!

[Spameggssausage]

"Pally-en-tologist"?!

why is that dopey blonde smiling during the fight scene

[Rita3500]

@Spameggssausage Because she's "acting".

[Spameggssausage]

"Pally-en-tologist"?!

[MURPHYCHACHO]

"My name is Pleasence, and I am FUNK-AY!" XD

[meowistforlife]

in a wrong kind of way sure

[AbhiB]

why doesn't MST3K show the full film, they cut out the bit where Valdinho breaks into Tony's car?

[thevoodoosailor]

@AbhiB

they need to cut stuff for time

[Dragmack]

poo-ma man, he flies like a mow-ron

[Cunobelinus54]

The world's most persistent belt sales-man.

[Theburn77]

It's my Irritable Bowel Syndrome isn't it.

[Falcovsleon21]

"He has the power to rear project entire cities!"

[anemicroyaltea69]

I hate your crotch!

[InterEDGE]

let me show you the way out. dont come back.

heres a garter snake for ya!

hahahaha, no you look great . really!

[PerryPlanet]

"So, dinosaurs became extinct because they no longer knew how to love each other."

MY EARS! MY EARS!!! *weeps*

[zhanus]

@PerryPlanet Thumbs up if you saw this comment before watching the video and didn't realize it was an ACTUAL LINE in the movie.

[Gigrantula58]

@PerryPlanet In a wrong kind of way, sure.

[oORiseAboveOo]

When he takes off flying, the music reminds me of Lord of the Sword.

[MST3K1986]

4:44

These two have about as much sexual chemistry as one would with have with a clerk at the DMV.

[jekblom123]

This movie would make a hailarious RPG... riffs included

[Distraughtamus]

"Where's the keg?"



[ZeljkoBanicevic]

i hate your crotch

[watda74]

-DUHHHHHH, A WHOOOOA!!!

[TitusYorick]

7:21 He's the only superhero I've seen who wears slacks to fight crime.

[thevoodoosailor]

the dinosures died cos they forgot how to love!

[Vixenfox259]

@thevoodoosailor So will the humans.

[thevoodoosailor]

@Vixenfox259

nope we will make little pumamen in the air

[Vixenfox259]

@thevoodoosailor Oh no! Babies will be all over the sky!!! D8

[thevoodoosailor]

@Vixenfox259

Hallelujah it's raining pumamen!

[JimGrim90]

Is she trying to stretch her face over as wide an area as possible?

[joemomma46]

"It's better than when he wore his little black dress I suppose..."

[whitebishop1]

There is a LOT of reindeer crap up here!

[pretorious700]

The blonde gal is actually attractive, but seems dim as a 5 watt bulb.

[Amack2]

Hahahaha, uh, I mean, you look great!

[fledermaus81]

"He has the power to rear-project major cities!" XD Also, wtf is up with "Puma Man"'s ridiculously sized bow tie (yes I know it's a parachute, heh, but still...)?

[watda74]

@fledermaus81

That was (unfortunately) the style back in the 70s, along w/ other numerous fashionables like bell-bottoms, moon-boots...and I probably lost you there. lol

-Ehh, what do you think, Bow-Tie? (Ep. 905).

[ChaoticYak]

Hey, we're here to pick up our Grammys?

The world's most persistent belt salesman.

[BlahBlahYouWho]

Damn Dutch!

[Baldenlong77]

2:49 Crow: Oh no they're going to start Tangoing! LOL!

[dennismarkam]

"I'm not a bird!" I'm barely an actor!

[TalkingDevoB52]

And the winner for lamest hero costume ever is . . . Pumaman !!

[freakofevolution]

What kind of party clown are you? I'm not paying for this! Sugar Frosted Eyes! Well, who's for Foosball? I hate your crotch! Disco Fighting! He's totally pounding Eddie Rabbit! It's Gino! I've looking for you! Ya Mook! Here's a garden snake for ya! They gave him the Captain Dork costume by mistake! Pu-Ma Man...He flies like a moron! He has the power to rear project major cities!

[InterEDGE]

"my name is pleasance and i am FUNKY!"

[scooteratreides]

3:55 If her mouth gets any wider, the top of her head's gonna fall off.

[AuburnRed1]

My name is Pleasance and I am funky.

That sensing danger bell sounds like something from a head ache ad or something.

LIKE AN IDIOT ON THE ROOF !!!!(Gosh I even say that when I watch Fiddler on the Roof, now. :D)

Ironic, he looks like a waiter and he's dumb (dumbwaiter, get it?)

Haa haa no no, you look great. What makes that scene is the guy who plays Vendiho looks like he actually is saying that! (He looks like he's trying not to laugh.)

[Roobarr1]

Tom: "He's totally pounding Eddie Rabbit."

[ChaoticYak]

Battle of the eyebags!

[starlimitz2]

Wow Dinosaurs no longer loving? Between eating each other when they were starving and a potential comet, yeah maybe... in Care Bear land.

[guysmiley00]

@starlimitz2 Yes, dinosaurs became extinct because they could not longer love each other, unlike their surviving and therefore more empathic relatives, the Komodo Dragons.

[AuburnRed1]

@starlimitz2

I don't think the Care Bears would even buy it! :D

[TheGimmick1]

The music kicks it into high gear

[jettvixen]

Ha ha ha ha ha! No, I mean, you look great.

[norcal313]

@jettvixen

"...idiot..."

[Theburn77]

it's my irritable bowel syndrome, isn't it?

[InterEDGE]

yep, i have no idea whats going on in this movie.

[IAmThePumaMan]

I love all the grooming product references: "The Dry Look, by Gillette." and "With Mitchum, I can skip a day."

[ChaoticYak]

Like an idiot on the roof!

[bozzutoman]

"So dinosaurs became extinct because they no longer knew how to love each other; is that correct?"

Servo: "In a wrong kinda way... sure."

<:D

[cookiecaptor123]

Does anyone else think that the music at around 5:04 sounds a bit like the theme to "Play Your Cards Right" (it's a British game show based off the American "Card Sharks")?

[xSimplyMagical]

"Attica! Attica! Attica!" lol

[Windclaw]

I know it's not right to speak ill of the dead and all, but the Aztecs must have been a bunch of smegheads to think THAT was a superhero!

[SUPERMEDIABROTHERS6]

is it just me or does it sound like there playing video game music alot in this movie?

[M0VIES4U2]

What's the episode where Shelli made Mike's hair 70 miles long?

[Dankore]

It's from the incredibly strange creatures that stopped living and became mixed up zombies. Or TISCTSLABMUZ

[M0VIES4U2]

0:29

[Shadowdancer21b]

I get it, a dumbwaiter!

[Roughneck152]

One thing I will say about this movie, the soundtrack is funky fresh.

[livinintwilightzone]

@Roughneck152 Was it done on a Yamaha keyboard?

[ZoeSquared21]

Disco fighting!

Tiny halls... for the narrow-shouldered among us!

It's my favorite ball, I will not lose it!

Here, it's a garter snake for you! The world's most persistent belt salesman.

Pu..ma man, he flies like a moron!

[Basssinger86]

"So...dinosaurs became exstinct, because they no longer knew how to love each other. Is that correct?"

Tom: In a wrong kind of way, sure.

[Tex2Nova]

"I hate your crotch!"

[ChaoticYak]

Donald "Room Clearer" Pleasance!

It's my irritable bowel syndrome, isn't it.

Sugar-frosted eyes!

I was supposed to bring an appetizer, wasn't I.

Well, who's for foozeball?

I love all their comments during that very long scene.

[Kaijudomage22]

Choryujin killed the dinosaurs, nuff said...

Wow, he flies just like a puma, as in not very well at all.

[Shadowdancer21b]

No it was the Brainspawn! heehee.

[SilverZeo88]

the flying scene cracks me up

[shuboy05]

For those wondering if this film is ripping off Greatest American Hero, that show hit the air waves a years after this movie.

[ShyriaDracnoir]

Clearly one of the filmmakers had secret Extra-aztec-resstrial time travel technology, went forward a year to forsee coming trends, and decided to try and cash in early :B

[RMD00]

"Uh Mike, this is called KISSING. Maybe you can try that with someone one day!" "Well thanks maybe-HEEEEY!"

I love when they tease Mike about his love life.

[simon0jester]

"Alright, disco fighting!" and "...we're late for tap class!"

[EpicCheese]

Pu-maman, HE FLIES LIKE MORON!

[xpluralx]

wanna go encircle a mammoth?

[otherfool]

Tiny halls! For the narrow-shouldered among us!

[SinnFein4ever]

Pumaman, Pumaman, does whatever a Puma can.

[RoyStorey]

All aboard!

[3NaturalSixes]

"He has the power to rear project cities!"

[Flufums]

as soon as he took "flight" or whatever you call it....I couldn't stop laughing for the next 10 minutes, seriously...serioiusly?!?!? "Pu ma man, he flies like a moron!"

[ElveeKaye]

Sir George Bradley...Sir John Forbes...Sir Michael Robinson...Sir Not Appearing In This Film...

[ilikethecoke]

Is it just me, or does he look like The Great Khali?

[stonethestonedtiger]

is it me or dose the puma man theme sound like pokeman for the gameboy

[NickCaligo42]

You know, it kind of DOES sound like one of the in-town themes or something. XD

[crazycat58]

Wow it does! O.O

[AndrewSavesTheDay]

I love the impish laugh Tom does when he gets that sort of "Oh well HEY!" Reaction from Mike as if the joke wasn't good enough the laugh just adds to it xD

[Coldsnapz]

So his response to "sensing" danger is to do absolutely nothing about it? Good plan.

I have a theory. Pumas can fly, they just got laughed at so much by other animals for looking so moronic that they stopped.

[guysmiley00]

@Coldsnapz I like that his "danger sense" apparently consists of a migraine, thereby rendering him less capable than normal at the most inopportune moment.

[AuburnRed1]

@guysmiley00

Yeah when I get migraines, I usually end up holed in my room, with no light. I don't think I have the strength to fight danger if I sense it. :D

[watda74]

"The world's most persistent belt salesman!"

[darthwish1138]

Where da' beer at?

My name is Pleasants and I am Funky.

[jeannec1]

'Dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't love each other, and I don't want that to happen to humanity'...?

Was that the writer's attempt at a pickup line?

[StLennyBruce]

All aboard! lol...

[vlcupper]

She actually looks like she's trying not to vomit when he kisses her hand.

[IntroSpetful]

Oh yeah, she looks big time uncomfortable!

[Khameleon808]

PU MA MAN, HE FLIES LIKE A MORON lol

[Trinnztubefun]

"Dinosaurs became extinct because they no longer knew how to love eachother" what the crap??

[MrAmericanpatriot18]

Pu-Ma Man... He flies like a moron!

[SilverZeo88]

@MrAmericanpatriot18 America's Greatest Hero can fly better... and he scream and wiggles like a woman out fear of doing that.!

[solocitizen]

he's like some kind of crap superhero.

[tadeusticeghostal]

I hate your crotch! that's good...

[butchdeadlift10]

the writer literally knew nothing about animals. I bet he fed his dog acorns and a gaurd turtle protecting his farm of dairy swans......makes about as much sense as Flying pumas and Dino lovers

[IntroSpetful]

I laughed so hard at your comment , I could barely click the "thumbs up", acorns lol, and lets not forget chocolate for the horses

[ShyriaDracnoir]

Dont forget, he needs to pick up some more feeder bees for the riding anteaters

[toanoradian]

Aw, come on! Why don't Cactus-head Mike riff? He would look awesomely silly!