" I tried to contact Marvin, i don't know why, but he never replied. Perhaps one day he'll answer. Until then, i guess i'll keep on trying. Marvin, i love you. Marvin i love you. Remember, i'm programmed for u. I know we're worlds apart, still you could break my heart. Loving you is all i can do" Marvin, I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
i was balling my eyes out when marvin was shot in the head. i was like MARVIN NO!!! I LOVE YOU!!!! i love marvin especially in the book when he said the ship committed suicide that was the funniest part ever ( and i absolutely love alan rickman he is so sexy)
Marvin the robot also does time travel, mostly by living it; but contact with the Heart of Gold and the Improbability Drive sends him back to the past. He is several times older than the Universe, needed his brain the size of a planet after all. This is an overall theme of Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, is that technology is so advance that it can plan for your personality, the taking of the Heart of Gold is not accidental. Even the Guide knows what you need, have a proper personality.
Those are quite possibly the gayest doors of all time. How fuckin' creepy would that be if you walked into your house and the door just went "Aaaaaaaaah..." I'd shit my pants.
My only problem with this movie is that Marvin didn't recite the poem he made about andriods dreaming of electric sheep. respond quickly if you want me to recite it, I often forget where and when i make comments.
For some reason Alan Rickman is one of my favorite British actors- I love that voice! he was also in sweeney todd where he had a musical number with johnny depp
Hmmm I'm more afan of the german version, because german is one of the most various languages on earth, so the persons have more words to be sarcastic a.s.o.
Gads, I'd almost mercifully forgotten this fatuous p.o.s. I had never, ever before fast forwarded through a dvd. This movie was the first. I went and rented the '81 tv version to get the nasty taste of the movie out.
I'd tell you, but I'm too depressed. I'm living on a planet populated by Golgafrinchans. But I can tell you're not interested. There's probably a tv award show on right now on at least 3 channels on cable and satellite that you'd rather be watching. I'd like to talk more, but I've got a pile of Jar Jar Binks dolls to set fire to. The monomers will probably kill me, or worse, cause just enough brain damage to make tv award shows interesting...
Alan Rickman has such a distinctive voice; it works perfectly for Marvin! I read somewhere that it was determined that Rickman's voice combined with Jeremy Irons's (Scar from Lion King) would make the "perfect" male voice.
Alan was a wonderful decision, and I think everyone else was too. :] RIP, Douglas. You made some of the most wonderful and funny characters and situations (not to mention lines) of all time. You'll be missed. <3
alan rickman is really the perfect man for this job, that voice is just so... ripped of all joy! I´t's amazing, It's like a depressed Snape without the loathing. ^.^
And I just love the way the doors go "Aaaahh..." XD
"I'm a personality prototype.. You can tell, can't you?" XD hahaha
It was planned originally but since this movie didn't do as well as thought in the box office they scrapped the idea, but its still a future possibility at some point but right now its a no
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YAYZ! I needed this vid! Marvin is the best character in this movie partly because I'm half-goth and can relate to him when I'm particularly depressed, and partly because I'm a total Rickmaniac and absolutely LOVE Alan Rickman, which, actually, was the main reason in buying this movie yesterday.
thats like my favourite part of the movie. do u happen to kno the name of that song that was playin 4 a short while wen he was fallin down after he got shot? i really luv that piece of instrumental.
Marvin the the fucking best character in all of the books and the movie! He's funny, depressed, and can make you feel better. He's also 50,000x smarter than a human, 3 bill. times smarter than a living matress, and can couculate almost anything within a matter of seconds!
I love the original Marvin but this one automatically wins just for being voiced by Alan Rickman :)
300hannah300 3 weeks ago
At least he's good with Directions
Freddy1210 1 month ago
stick a banana in your ear.
udqbpn 1 month ago
A good thing Marvin doesn't work in tech support..." Wasting my time...you'll never figure it out...you're too stupid..."
stayjit1 1 month ago
It'll all end in tears
JimbobHarrigan1984 2 months ago
Incredible! ..... it's even worse than I thought....
LukeBC7 3 months ago
"Im a Robot... Not a refigerator..."
Brybirdean1 3 months ago 2
If i just look at marvin for 5 seconds my face turns to this----> XD
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4:46 really arthur??? i didn't realize that was him the first time around....
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"and now I got a headache"
LOL...he is beyond help.
bulbadox 4 months ago
Love him ! <3 !
TheMimiecool22 4 months ago
Marvin has a quote for every situation.
Alexc3217 4 months ago
Is that zoey de schedle?
societas56 4 months ago
@societas56 Zooey Deschanel
Wh3atley 4 months ago
thumbs up if you want marvin to be the voice of your sat nav
MRFROSTBITE23 4 months ago 22
@MRFROSTBITE23 The original Marvin, Yes. This one, no
Sailorsega 1 month ago
lol i love marvin
epikhype 4 months ago
I freaked out when I realized that Marvin was voiced by Snape :D
LiteratiMuffin 5 months ago 4
aha I love Alan Rickman
TehAxolotl 5 months ago
"Unbelievable"
"Marvin, any ideas"
"Ah, the million ideas. They all point to certain death"
"Thanks very much"
HJKLMGPU 5 months ago
ITS THE GHOST OF SNAPE!!!!!!!!
bizzareo456 5 months ago
the lady at the beginning reminded me of Katy Perry!
CrazyVicky3000 5 months ago
As soon as I heard Marvin's voice. my face was like :DD
TheCrazyGirlLOL1 5 months ago 2
@GamingWombat -_- they're like the same person 0_0
Keviproductions 6 months ago
was teh lady at teh beggining katy perry
Keviproductions 6 months ago
I am having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle because of you
MrIlive4metal 6 months ago
The computer commited suicide when Marvin started talking to him
MrIlive4metal 6 months ago
@MrIlive4metal i mean after sorry
MrIlive4metal 6 months ago
best death line ever! "Now I've got a headache! ='D x
Joey1420Joey 8 months ago
K9 :DD
OmgItzNay 8 months ago
The ending always makes me sad :(
OBPmusical 8 months ago
" I tried to contact Marvin, i don't know why, but he never replied. Perhaps one day he'll answer. Until then, i guess i'll keep on trying. Marvin, i love you. Marvin i love you. Remember, i'm programmed for u. I know we're worlds apart, still you could break my heart. Loving you is all i can do" Marvin, I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
poptropica123girl 8 months ago
Well, this Marvin is really, really sweet. But I still prefer BBC:s version about Hitchhikers...
yourVeiledLodger 8 months ago
Imagine snape talking while you hear marvin.
" great, now i've got a headache....."
cpfuzzie 8 months ago
@cpfuzzie Yup, I can see it. :)
Lyrictheac 8 months ago
Sounds crazy but I honestly cannot believe I could be any different to Marvin...
AgentCROCODILE 9 months ago
Marvin is always like
<:(
elasolezito 9 months ago
'I talked to the ships computer' and.... 'It hates me :('
kien4 9 months ago 3
i think google hired marvin to be clever bot
LLschoolJ2 10 months ago
"It hates me" I love Marvin.
carnivoroussquirrel 10 months ago
"Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they ask me to take you up to the bridge... Call that job satisfaction, cause I don't..."
yoshilover1996 11 months ago 6
so.. is questioning the meaning of life really just "boring and depressing stuff"?
i find it pretty interesting why people think that way.
it seems to me the harder the question, the more people try to avoid it.
conclusion: the more important the question, let's ignore it or make fun of it
rainzoro 1 year ago
@rainzoro "the more important the question, let's ignore it or make fun of it" Someone Else's Problem (SEP) !!!
renovotec 6 months ago
Poor Marvin.
FamilyFunForever 1 year ago
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FamilyFunForever 1 year ago
stupid humans
XD
VampireDog12 1 year ago 2
Freeze? I'm a robot, not a refrigerator.
k3bab 1 year ago 6
i have a million ideas, they all point 2 certain death
TheSasmaster6000 1 year ago
Life, dont talk to me about life
Spiritedaway182 1 year ago 3
i was balling my eyes out when marvin was shot in the head. i was like MARVIN NO!!! I LOVE YOU!!!! i love marvin especially in the book when he said the ship committed suicide that was the funniest part ever ( and i absolutely love alan rickman he is so sexy)
MGMTpretendingIsKey 1 year ago 3
I'm in love with Rickman's voice xD How can one voice be soooooo sexyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
macakarte 1 year ago
lol at 0:59 i love how his reaction is to take out the towel
Falador321 1 year ago 2
I love Marvin! :D
"This will all end in tears, I just know it... I told you this would all end in tears..."
"DID YOU?! DID YOU?!" Arthus voice is hilarious XD
TereruTsuki 1 year ago 3
I feel your pain, Marvin!
thomcav 1 year ago
Now I've got a headache... LOOOOL
AdrianaxXxMalfoy 1 year ago
SO LONG AND THANKS FOR ALL THE FISH
BankruptMonopoly 1 year ago
hahaha, hilarious!
dajohnthomas69 1 year ago
*Sighing door*
Marvin: Oh, for heavens sake.
Marvins the other person in the world that would get a headache from a sighing door. xD
Ewing5150 1 year ago
alan rickman's voice is AWESOME =D
SatoTM3 1 year ago
I really prefer this version of Marvin over the original BBC version.
Ruach18 1 year ago
@Ruach18 So do I.
BTW, look out of my little toy of him in my stopmotion series TNT. He plays a very major role.
RedGemAlchemist 1 year ago
Marvin the robot also does time travel, mostly by living it; but contact with the Heart of Gold and the Improbability Drive sends him back to the past. He is several times older than the Universe, needed his brain the size of a planet after all. This is an overall theme of Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, is that technology is so advance that it can plan for your personality, the taking of the Heart of Gold is not accidental. Even the Guide knows what you need, have a proper personality.
WOWJBEOWULF 1 year ago
Marvin's so cute! :D And the fact that he's depressing, makes him funny xD
stefanieluvschocolat 1 year ago
I told the computer my views on the universe... and? It commited suicide.
darkesthour117 1 year ago 7
marvin is the only reason i watch this movie XD
scspiral 1 year ago
i like the joke about the computer better in the book in this it hates me in the book it commited succide
marvel672 1 year ago
When i hacked my iphone, i had the sighing doors as my lock / unlock sound XD
ApplePanda94 1 year ago
''i've been talking to the ships computer''
''and?''
''it hates me'' *sigh* XD bursts into giggles of Marvin love :D
lolgirly100 1 year ago 3
"not that anyone cares what I say, but the restaurant is at the other end of the universe"
154itachiuchiha 1 year ago 2
"Freeze!" "I´m a robot,not a refrigerator!" ..funny ^^ :D
Skolnickova90 1 year ago 2
Alan Rickman's voiceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! wiiiiiiiiiii!!
DianillaNakahara 1 year ago 2
Best robot in the universe.
Darkcelot 1 year ago
best.
tremmelmark 1 year ago
i feel bad for marvin.
gsdtoy11 1 year ago 2
i've seen it it's rubbish lol
stephkally 2 years ago 4
i am marvin : S
TuRdSandwitch18 2 years ago 2
Marvin's SNAPE!!!!!!!!!!
spacegirl246 2 years ago 8
Mos Def is nothing like David Dixon.
AlbinoCaterpillar 2 years ago 2
SNAPE !
YoMommaShugga 2 years ago 6
2:30 is genius
Zanderize 2 years ago
Those are quite possibly the gayest doors of all time. How fuckin' creepy would that be if you walked into your house and the door just went "Aaaaaaaaah..." I'd shit my pants.
godziboy1993 2 years ago 7
@godziboy1993: Omg, i almost pissed myself looking at this comment. haha, hilarious!
iWantChurNoNos 1 year ago
OK, I found his poem; "Now the world has gone to bed,
Darkness won't engulf my head,
I can see by infra-red,
How I hate the night."
He paused to gather the artistic and emotional strength to tackle the next verse.
"Now I lay me down to sleep,
Try to count electric sheep,
Sweet dream wishes you can keep,
How I hate the night."
In my opinion a little bit more gallow's humor would have done this film some good.
Popcultureguy3000 2 years ago 4
My only problem with this movie is that Marvin didn't recite the poem he made about andriods dreaming of electric sheep. respond quickly if you want me to recite it, I often forget where and when i make comments.
Popcultureguy3000 2 years ago
god i can relate to marvin at the moment although i dont have a brain the size of a planet so im completely useless
i wouldnt mind but marvin gets to share a ship with zooey deschanel and i dont :(
jamreaper 2 years ago
lol
jammo5150 2 years ago
A brain of the size of a planet! Marvin rocks!
SuperRod88 2 years ago
I have a million ideas.... They all point to certain death....
SkyLightsO39 2 years ago
alan rickman's voice is PERFECT for this extremely depressed android!
axons86 2 years ago 149
surprisingly, it isn't alan rickman
justabike 2 years ago
@justabike He did do the voice for marvin but another actor played his character.
homestarsgurl 2 years ago
@axons86 yeah but it needs some robot sound effects over it
FlyingAce1015 1 year ago
@axons86 Alan Rickman's voice is perfect for everything.
EssThree 1 year ago 27
@EssThree so AGREE WITH U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
13zeldafan 1 month ago
"I've been talking to the ship's computer."
"...and?"
"It hates me."
HAHAHAHA BEST LINE EVER.
whatlobster2 2 years ago 2
Zooey Deschanel is fucking fine- perfect for a sassy chick
scottydukes 2 years ago 5
For some reason Alan Rickman is one of my favorite British actors- I love that voice! he was also in sweeney todd where he had a musical number with johnny depp
scottydukes 2 years ago 5
Marvin: "Ahh, For Heaven's sake...I brought the aliens, don't thank me or anything..".
Zaphod jumps out, painfull rolls on the ground and points his gun at the group
Zaphod: "Ah, Ow...FREEZE!!"
Ford: "Ya-ga-da-ba-da!"
Marvin: "Freeze?"
Zaphod: "Yippidie Doo"
Marvin: "I'm a robot, not a refrigerator."
Zaphod: "I wasn't talkin' to you, giggles."
Marvin: "Ahh, Why do I bother..."
SpartanM621 2 years ago 3
rofl, @ "I wasn't talkin' to you, giggles."
norskwizard 2 years ago 2
i love marvin
egenin 2 years ago
lol i was crying when marvin died. i watched this 4 years ago
TheSameTeam 2 years ago 3
Hmmm I'm more afan of the german version, because german is one of the most various languages on earth, so the persons have more words to be sarcastic a.s.o.
MrTerraincognita 2 years ago
can u be more depressed?
he's so damn depressed
plipman123 2 years ago
rofl at 2:27
Marvin ftw
seekerperson7 2 years ago 2
0:41 ,'life don't talk to me about life"
i was once a potions teacher who looked liked the bad guy,but was not...
Eagle0videos 2 years ago
marvin is soooooooo cute!
airindia16 2 years ago 5
Hahaha I love how Alan Rickman voices the depressed robot! This is too funny!
FamousForADayBand 2 years ago 5
1:45 oh for heavens sake lol i cracked up so hard
Drizzt700 2 years ago
Warwick is a babe and Marvin is my hero. Oh Marvin let me take care of you.
MickeyTheQueen 2 years ago
Gads, I'd almost mercifully forgotten this fatuous p.o.s. I had never, ever before fast forwarded through a dvd. This movie was the first. I went and rented the '81 tv version to get the nasty taste of the movie out.
prayfertrey 2 years ago
are you Marvin in disguise?
rodrymoya 2 years ago
I'd tell you, but I'm too depressed. I'm living on a planet populated by Golgafrinchans. But I can tell you're not interested. There's probably a tv award show on right now on at least 3 channels on cable and satellite that you'd rather be watching. I'd like to talk more, but I've got a pile of Jar Jar Binks dolls to set fire to. The monomers will probably kill me, or worse, cause just enough brain damage to make tv award shows interesting...
prayfertrey 2 years ago
haha fucking brilliant! I knew it was you but that is just life you know...
rodrymoya 2 years ago
Alan Rickman has such a distinctive voice; it works perfectly for Marvin! I read somewhere that it was determined that Rickman's voice combined with Jeremy Irons's (Scar from Lion King) would make the "perfect" male voice.
StarWarsIs4Ever 2 years ago 3
Alan was a wonderful decision, and I think everyone else was too. :] RIP, Douglas. You made some of the most wonderful and funny characters and situations (not to mention lines) of all time. You'll be missed. <3
danetenshijanai 2 years ago 2
@ EmilLantz, goddamn funny indeed! :-D
@ sirenadellopera, yeah Alan Rickman, <3 his voice
@TerroristPublishing: it is funny as hell!, but i guess different ppl have different tastes
Djinksie 2 years ago
So goddamm funny, freeze!
Im a robot, not a refridgerator.
EmilLantz 2 years ago
marvin's voice is clearly that of snape in the harry potter films, right?
sirenadellopera 2 years ago 3
yes
JPM2875 2 years ago
Yep.
( it's so cool!)
akaDracoMafoy1 2 years ago
Yes he is and Warwick Davis who actually plas marvin plays Professor Flitwick
tailsfan13 2 years ago
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wow -_- this movie sucks
TerroristPublishing 2 years ago
i love marvin..
xEndLessSorrow 2 years ago
I want to see a conversation between Marvin and Snape.
WMAHero 2 years ago 8
if I could marry Alan Rickman's voice I would in an instant
XD
He's just so perfect for parts like these
and vilans
:]]]
withjustatouch 2 years ago 61
@withjustatouch and heros ... have you seen sens an sensibility?
LostWanderer7 1 year ago
@LostWanderer7 Yeah, actually! I just watched it for the first time about two weeks ago.
I felt so bad for his character when she rejected him.
I would've married him.
I'm glad that he gets to be the hero in the end though. :)
withjustatouch 1 year ago
i like how the spaceship makes skid noises in space!
Falcon636 2 years ago
alan rickman is really the perfect man for this job, that voice is just so... ripped of all joy! I´t's amazing, It's like a depressed Snape without the loathing. ^.^
And I just love the way the doors go "Aaaahh..." XD
"I'm a personality prototype.. You can tell, can't you?" XD hahaha
AlucardMania 2 years ago 8
incredible....it's even worse than i thought it would be
thesibbie 2 years ago 2
"Marvin....you saved our lives!"
"I know.....how wretched"
Marvin marvin x.x :)
Ermagonese 2 years ago
"Life. Loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it"
-Marvin
Shikamaru1212 2 years ago
Life? Don't talk to me about Life! LOL
devasthead 2 years ago
:D He has Snape's voice.
MarsRepepsi 2 years ago
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its alan rickman who played snape
rakshasdragon 2 years ago
it is the guy who played snape. that's why
Falcon636 2 years ago
lol i cant help thinking that this is snape
leo1019fox 2 years ago
its alan rickman who played snape
rakshasdragon 2 years ago
This version was totally inferior to the original from 1981.
TheLogicJunkie 2 years ago
Poor Marvin. I want him to have a happy moment.
MagicalSoulMindStorm 2 years ago
@MagicalSoulMindStorm he did, he talked to a coffe machine!
superspy6 1 year ago
I like the old Marvin better, he was more depressing.
ffairlane57 2 years ago
i love marvin he's soooooooooo cool
EllieJJ1 2 years ago
is it just me, or is anyone else turned on at 0:13?
Zooey Deschanel has the hottest legs.
firedragoncow1234 2 years ago
preach on!
Ermagonese 2 years ago
Zooey Deschanel is so beautiful. i loved her in Yes Man. she was so cute and i would give anything to have a gf like that.
firedragoncow1234 2 years ago
I don't know if this is in the movie, but when he is talking to the Police ship, it commits suicide :P
Hitch Hikers guide was probably one of the only books I've ever laughed out loud at.
LulJam 2 years ago
Nah thats only in the book, but XD i loved that part, that book is full of win.
angelfire32257 2 years ago
Lol, I love when Zaphod calls him Giggles.
pinklilies313 2 years ago
marvin is so awesome!
it was sad when he died :(
lazyredhead 2 years ago
I LOVE HIM
redeamerking 3 years ago 3
Is anyone know if there is a second movie of hitchhiker's guide??
cineural 3 years ago 2
It was planned originally but since this movie didn't do as well as thought in the box office they scrapped the idea, but its still a future possibility at some point but right now its a no
ViperRob42 3 years ago
The voice in the 80s version is better...but Rickman did a good job still ^_^
Marvin is awesome!
ConstantDeathByYou 3 years ago 2
Snape - i mean rickman really befits him :P
jaapsneep 3 years ago 6
I guess Alan Rickman has a knack for playing a manic depressive asshole in a comedic situation.
smartchikchick 2 years ago 2
42!
holynapstercool 3 years ago 6
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YAYZ! I needed this vid! Marvin is the best character in this movie partly because I'm half-goth and can relate to him when I'm particularly depressed, and partly because I'm a total Rickmaniac and absolutely LOVE Alan Rickman, which, actually, was the main reason in buying this movie yesterday.
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superstatic27 3 years ago
marvin reminds me of a friend of mine :P
steininja 3 years ago 3
i love marvin! i almost cried when i thought he had "died" haha
ASnapeM 3 years ago 5
thats like my favourite part of the movie. do u happen to kno the name of that song that was playin 4 a short while wen he was fallin down after he got shot? i really luv that piece of instrumental.
JunareG 3 years ago
genuine
people
personalities
GENIOUS!!!
(i think i spelt that last thing wrong)
xavierulzok 3 years ago
nope, you are a good speller :P
exodusjosh 3 years ago
AHAHAHAHAHAHA Alan Rickman is awesome as Marvin
xFINExLINEx 3 years ago 3
marvin rocks! but old marvin is better then new marvin!
TheFantasticAmateurs 3 years ago
incredable its even worse than i thought
ZanxKrogian 3 years ago 2
Marvin...my favourite character.
McRocket 3 years ago
Hmm... I somehow forgot Sarah Palin was in this movie!
linkerjpatrick 3 years ago
is she really?
Chachi255 3 years ago
No.
dancehavok 2 years ago
Omg she is!
DraculasNephew 3 years ago
Who was she????
Treldman 3 years ago
I have a million ideas. They all point to certain death.
Straussian 3 years ago
Marvin the the fucking best character in all of the books and the movie! He's funny, depressed, and can make you feel better. He's also 50,000x smarter than a human, 3 bill. times smarter than a living matress, and can couculate almost anything within a matter of seconds!
Marvin FTW!!!
T0rp4u 3 years ago 3
lol its snape!
Systemnotadown 3 years ago 3
Hes an EMO
comcam555 3 years ago
wish i had a pov gun
GeassgelionNote 3 years ago 3
"incredible... its even worse than i thought it would be."
frollun2 3 years ago